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Sir, Captain Kim Hang Ah of the Korean People's Army.

It's ridiculous that I've never dated anyone until this age.

He's the prince. The younger brother of the King.

I gave hopes and dreams to women.

A lot of men look up to me as their role model.

At this point, to whom will WOC be the biggest threat?

Club M.

They are dealer of weapons who gain from conflicts.

We don't know what they'll do.

The woman from North Korea here for WOC threatened to kill me in the toilet.

And a soldier from our side pointed a gun at me.

It was Chief Secretary's son.

Now that we're back to our hometown, the air feels different.

Don't you find it exciting?

We can finally feel alive now.

What are those communists doing?

"Comrade Lee is rude and arrogant,

but he's still the South Korean Prince."

"Chairman, I'm desperate for a man.

I'll place third if you arrange blind dates for me."

What did you do to me last night?

Did you dream about me kissing you?

So you're really desperate.

This is ridiculous.

I'm just being grateful.

I didn't think you'd find me this special.

What should I do?

I don't have any feelings for you.

We're in the army.

So I need to feel at least something at the sight of a woman.

Your hand isn't any better than a wheel.

A wheel trembles when I press on the accelerator.

But this is just a hand.

Even when you take a shower,

I feel nothing.

Here's the conclusion.

You...

are not a woman.

Hey!

I'm not doing night training as of today.

So, don't...

Why would she cry?

My father used to love this music.

You're not leaving?

Do you know Hitler used to like this music too?

Is that so?

What do you think I should do?

At ten o'clock local time in Russia,

there was an unidentified explosion

at a hotel in Vladivostok,

Many have been injured due to the incident.

It's currently three hours after the incident,

the local Russian police pointed a Georgian man in his 30s.

It seems to worsen the conflict between the two countries.

I heard you pulled your tendon.

They are getting ready for emergency combat.

You cried then.

It wasn't because you were dumped, right?

It was because of the pain, right?

The tension is growing between the two countries.

Hey, let me take a look.

My hands are like medicine.

Which side of the leg is it?

You'll feel better as soon as I touch it.

Take it all. It's for whitening your skin.

Your skin can become fair too.

The air is so dry. Would that wet towel do the job?

Hang on.

I'm showing this just for you.

Here.

I brought this humidifier from South Korea.

This will make the air moist and clear.

That's how you'll moisten your skin too.

A wet towel won't help at all.

Hey.

Don't try to play hard to get.

It works only when you're pretty. But you aren't...

Hey!

Gosh!

It's going to be a mobile warfare on this side.

So we'll send Gwanggaeto the Great.

What about this side?

The signaling station is in the mountain.

How about General Gang Gam-chan?

Don't you know he was always weak in mountain battles?

How about General Eulji Mundeok?

This is a mountain battle.

This isn't like the Battle of Salsu.

How about our general?

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

-We understand. -That's not it.

I don't think I'm qualified to be a team leader.

I want to step down.

I actually joined this training with ulterior motives.

I was going for something else.

I wanted the party to set me up with a man.

What do you mean?

She asked the Worker's Party to help her find a man.

I have nothing to say.

For a drill instructor of the Korean People's Army,

I took the team leader position with ulterior motives.

I know it's ridiculous.

Things have turned out this way,

so why don't we let her go in good terms?

I believe she should drop out and start finding a man.

That's the best for her.

Then I should drop out too.

I actually didn't care anything about peace.

I'm here to get a special promotion.

It goes for me too.

I mean, no one here joined this training for the reunification.

We're here for our future.

I guess it's not the case for Captain Eun.

Me neither.

I joined this for the sake

of my great nation.

I wanted to sacrifice myself for the reunification.

Thus, I was greatly shocked

by what Comrade Kim said.

Right, Hang Ah says she will drop out.

-We should let her go. -However,

you need to dust it off first to make it shine.

She just confessed her mistake.

I believe

she's qualified enough

to be a great revolutionist warrior.

Please keep leading us,

Comrade Kim.

Please don't leave, comrade.

That's right. Nobody here is completely selfless.

Just do it.

I'm still not doing the night training.

All right.

What?

I was feeling bad

for being too strict to you anyway.

You don't have to.

That's right, there's no effectiveness in forcing me to get trained.

I guess you became mature through some trouble.

What do you think I should do?

What?

This incident taught me a lot.

Since you're a man, you should know it well.

What do I have to do for men to...

That's right, men. They are important.

I'll give you some tips, so listen well.

First, men are all the same.

Whether they're from the North or the South, men are all the same.

First, looks.

They want someone whom they can talk to? Bullshit.

Every single thing they care about is looks.

Women have to be pretty no matter what.

And then, they have to be a little dumb.

"You're so cool! You're the best!"

Those kinds of girls are the best.

Frankly, I don't think they are dumb.

They instinctively know what works best.

And they have to be understanding for everything

whether it's about money or cheating.

Like moms.

Acting cute is a must. Never talk back.

Plus, they've got to be all feminine in the daytime and racy at night.

The thing is, do those women like you?

Me?

Goodness, this is crazy.

You said you studied about me, but you don't know that?

I'm the Prince.

So?

Other than that, what do you have?

Women are all the same.

Whether they're from the North, or anywhere else in the world.

You remember what I told you the other day?

A man who's kind, reliable, and understanding.

But what are you?

What do you think those stupid women who act all flirty in front of you

would say behind your back?

They would laugh at you saying you're a wastrel.

There's the Special Laws on Royal House in South Korea.

You're afraid, right?

"What do I do if I'm really a wastrel?"

"What do I do if I fail to meet a woman who likes me?"

You must've been so scared

that you went up for all the female students in school

like a horny dog.

South Korean Prince, Lee Jae-ha,

you're really pathetic.

Hey.

-There's a limit to a person's tolerance-- -Are you angry?

Why don't we go out and fight for a round then?

My ankle still hurts,

but I can easily deal with you.

But you're scared, right?

"How can I get out of this? What excuse should I use?"

I'm sure you're using your brain to get away with this.

You must be upset about yourself for being such a loser,

but that's in your nature. What can you do about it?

You have no persistence.

Neither spirit nor pride.

Come out.

START

You're really asking for a challenge?

We'll run until the end.

The one who holds out will win.

Will the loser grant a wish?

Of course.

And you'll have to get out of this place

for good.

Why aren't they coming?

What time is it now?

It's 15 minutes...

Second Lieutenant Lee and I are running in the gym.

We won't be able to go for class.

Please put in a good word for us to the instructor.

I'm sorry for being late.

By the way, where's Comrade Kim?

That...

What's that sound?

What's going on?

-What's wrong? -What was that sound?

I don't know.

The running machine exploded.

Report!

Where are the other running machines?

Bomb?

What...

Captain!

Your ankle isn't an excuse.

SPEED

Call the bomb squad. Quickly!

Won't you give up now?

I'll be generous and forgive you,

-so... -Shut up!

All soldiers, evacuate and gather outside.

All soldiers, evacuate and gather outside.

What is going on?

What did he say?

Let's call a truce.

No!

It will explode if you stop.

It's a bomb.

Keep running!

We need to prepare.

Hey, Shi-gyeong!

It's designed to sense the weight as soon as someone gets on it.

Considering the impact from running,

the bombs will react directly towards the change in weight.

Hey, Shi-gyeong! Don't put it on him.

-Stop that! -Why?

Why? You're going to let me die?

What's your problem?

It's the weight. The change in weight will lead to an explosion.

Quickly, find someone to replace me.

We can't find a replacement. You need to continue running yourself.

We have no choice.

Geez.

They will freeze the bombs and deactivate them.

It will take some time,

but please hang in there.

That's the spirit of the great warrior.

Keep running.

You just have to get lost.

You can do it.

The country still needs you.

You're the daughter of our country.

You're the spirit of our country. You can do it.

We'll stay here, rooting for you.

Comrade Kim, run!

What's wrong? Your ankle hurts?

No, it's nothing. I'm all right.

If yours explodes, I'll get injured too.

You can do it.

The daughter of North Korea.

You're the legendary female warrior of North Korea. You can do it.

I've realized something too.

Comrade Lee, you have a hidden side to you.

You're sexy too. Terrific.

Why don't we sing a song?

What shall we sing? The marching song?

What is that?

Or shall we sing "Arirang"?

No, that won't do either.

Don't you know any South Korean songs?

Crossing the bridge Under the romantic starlight

Go!

Go!

Passing by the windy reeds

-Go! -Go!

-Your apartment -Your apartment

-Always waited for me -Always waited for me

-Go! -Go!

Hold it some more.

-When I call you out of longing heart -When I call you out of longing heart

-Go! -Go!

-I get to hear your beautiful voice -Louder. Sing louder!

-Go! -Go!

-Your apartment -Your apartment

-Always waited for me -Always waited for me

-Go! -Go!

-Our encounter -Our encounter

-Wasn't by coincidence -Wasn't by coincidence

-That was -That was

-Our wish -Our wish

-You were -You were

-My unforgettable destiny -My unforgettable destiny

-Though it's impossible -Though it's impossible

-I shall burn our eternity -I shall burn our eternity

We're almost done. You just have to hang on a little more.

Father. I saw my father.

My late father. Father...

Comrade Lee,

do you remember what I said the other time?

What?

Breathe with your abdomen.

Look far away and focus on the sound of your breathing.

Think it's just the two of us running.

Calm yourself down.

Relax your body.

Gather your knees together. Run as if your feet graze each other.

Move your arms to the rhythm.

That's right. It's good.

Keep that going.

-No! -Comrade Kim!

A bomb?

Yes, although it's not certain,

but according to the committee members,

it wasn't the doing of North Korea.

It happened the next day

after they asked to have the old exercising machines changed.

South and North are finding out from which route it was delivered.

Is Jae-ha all right?

Gosh, my legs.

What are you doing?

Removing your hair.

Are you all right?

It'll be fine as long as I don't see you.

What's wrong with your attitude?

When did you install the bombs?

What?

Hey!

Don't tell me you think I...

-We ran together, didn't we? -Exactly.

You ran with me to be free from suspicions.

Didn't you plan to kill me with an explosion?

It's the doing of North Korea.

She wanted to fight me.

It's her, North Korea.

Aren't you the one who went to the gym first?

You wanted to do training there.

You whined that we should do it inside since it was cold.

When did I say that?

What are the both of you doing now?

Please think about it. If it wasn't North Korea,

who would do such a thing?

If we did something,

we'd never use such despicable means.

We'd do it in a much bigger scale.

See! Look at the way she speaks.

She's the bomb herself.

-Your Highness... -This is North Korea.

The bombs were found here.

What else do you need?

If it wasn't North Korea, then who was it? Afghanistan?

Somalia? Uganda?

He says he wants to meet you.

How daring.

I think it's better to ignore him.

He's on his way here himself to meet you.

He decided on the venue alone,

and he requested a meeting with you unofficially.

I'll have to face him sooner or later anyway.

I get to meet the King like this.

It's an honor.

My name is John Mayer.

Isn't this place a cultural property?

I should be doing this much for my King.

I was going to rent the Palace of Versailles.

Let's go.

What is it that you want to say?

Oh, well. You are probably busy.

But I've practiced some magic tricks

to perform for you.

Won't you spare your time for the performance?

I spent months to practice it.

Please, Your Majesty.

For my hard work's sake.

It will end soon, Your Majesty. Just wait a little.

By the way,

are you usually this impatient?

Then again, it's good to rush things like the WOC.

Oh, right. What happened to the bombs?

It was you?

What? The bombs?

No, we just sell them.

Have you seen the jewelers use jewelry themselves?

But aren't you curious?

Why do you think the bomb exploded?

To threaten?

No. That's not it.

If that's the case, at least 30 people should have died.

Isn't that so?

Because they were petty? Because they were bored?

Could it be that they had too many bombs?

To dispose of the stocks?

Is that how your father passed away?

Because you were bored? He was disposed?

Only God knows.

The bomb explosion in the WOC training center...

This card might tell you something.

Won't you take a look?

Gosh.

Flip it yourself to make it more exciting.

Oh, well. Never mind.

That's right.

"Justification." This is it.

Powerful nations prioritize justification too much these days.

Once they have it,

they move forward with it.

No one can stop it.

Answer it. It seems like an urgent call.

I'm sorry, but there's something I need to tell you.

The US and China are making a big deal about the explosion.

They say they want to investigate the training grounds.

Oh, dear.

Considering the previous explosion,

we have decided to give

a thorough investigation on the training grounds

due to safety reasons.

Please be understanding.

He's asking for your understanding.

What is in this cloth that you're making such a fuss?

Speak in Korean!

It's nothing much.

You can see through it with some equipment--

It's just clothes.

It's really nothing--

I'm only fulfilling my duty as--

Didn't you provoke him so that he would run the treadmill?

There was a conflict--

What has my crying got to do with this incident?

Hey.

What time does the cafeteria close?

They're serving instant noodles today.

Let's go and eat it.

Where are you going?

Why can't we participate?

Does the WOC belong to you?

Safety problem?

Will the WOC tournament be held here?

It's in Japan. This is just the training ground.

So why are you people making a scene here?

If the Olympics are held,

do you investigate on hundreds of countries like this?

Stop being nosy and mind your own business.

Let's say you're here out of boredom.

Did you follow the proper sequence?

Did you get the official permission about this?

You didn't, right? You came over by yourselves, right?

And why are you so confident?

Do you think the UN belongs to you?

What about the remaining 60 countries?

Are they just your back-up? Your maids?

Please, speak more slowly.

-If you speak quickly-- -To conclude, this is...

You should be asking us politely if you want to inspect.

You need to ask us for a favor.

Instead, you barged in here and rummaged through everything.

You nosy sons of bitches!

Translate it as is.

You want me to do it myself?

No, Your Highness.

Why on earth...

No, I don't like that.

Get out.

Wait.

Wait.

I'll escort you out.

The exit is that way.

Outrageous.

"Sons of bitches"?

I heard the translator didn't translate literally.

It was settled without further problems thanks to the commissioners,

but the Prince and his violent emotions

might've been delivered to them.

I'm not sure

about difficult Korean words he said,

but the swear words...

He spoke some of the widely known swear words.

Your Majesty, you want me to draw that expression?

Chief Secretary Eun, please deliver our solemn regrets to them.

Yes.

Also tell them that our training will be conducted safer than any other country,

and that we are confident we will be exemplary candidates in the competition.

Yes.

Is that how your father passed away?

He was disposed?

Why can't we participate?

Does the WOC belong to you?

Stop being nosy and mind your own business.

He's like this guy.

Koreans love conflicts.

They don't deserve it.

That tiny land is divided in two countries.

And there are conflicts even in those divided countries.

So, why do I bother?

They'll bring themselves down anyway, so why do I bother?

I'm sure they'll end up this way.

Crash each other.

I can't do that.

This is the igniter.

South Korea and North Korea

will go down because of this guy.

But he still thinks he's a dragon.

How cheeky.

You have no idea about this, right?

I didn't yell at those guys from the UN out of temper.

I had a very serious plan.

I couldn't leave them like that.

It felt like our countries were being threatened.

Hey, shut up already.

What kind of position is this?

Move.

This is just a training with empty guns.

You won't die if you get shot.

Why you...

True, you won't understand my country's weapon.

Hey, Eun Shi-gyeong, you saw it yourself that time, right?

What do you think about it?

This rascal. You need to give a long comment at times like this.

You're such a poser.

Dong-ha!

What a scare!

Don't shoot your comrade, jerk.

-That's enough. -You still need to be kind!

Why you little...

Hey, Dong-ha.

Have you heard about my stance?

Yes, Your Highness. You were dashing.

Who told you that?

I told him.

I heard it from Hang Ah.

What, Hang Ah?

What's wrong with her?

Hey, Hang Ah! What did you tell him?

How much did you compliment me--

Damn.

Why that...

You're dead.

I know.

You can't do this to me.

If it hadn't been for me, your panties would've been on display.

You know what they would've done?

They'd tell everyone about your panties

being the evidence of terrorism.

Hey, Hang Ah!

Open this.

Thank you.

What?

Hey, Kim Hang Ah!

Did you swear at me just now?

I heard that.

What did you say?

Hey, Kim Hang Ah!

Kim Hang Ah, open it. Hey.

How lousy.

The song isn't good at all.

I don't want them.

Do you want me to tell?

-Hey. -Goodness.

You won't believe what your team leader did to me.

What are you doing?

Can't you see?

I am Ri Kang Seok.

Ri Kang Seok from the Korean People's Army.

What's this?

Since that day, the legs of those women haven't left my mind for a single moment.

I couldn't stand it, so I even studied politics again.

I thought about the words from my instructor

and even dived into the water.

But it's useless.

Girls' Generation?

Kang Seok,

it's only natural for men to be attracted by beautiful--

That's thoughtless, though.

It's not right to fall for women only by their looks.

I'm not like an animal in rut.

Besides, Tiffany...

Why does her name have to be Tiffany of all names?

Why must I go through this

because of this girl with an English name?

I really don't understand.

LONG LIVE THE WORKER'S PARTY LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S ARMY

Tiffany...

Comrade Kim is training nearby.

Are you really not going to see her?

I'm just stopping by before heading to South Korea.

Is she working hard?

Of course.

At first, she hated this idea,

but she's a woman after all.

The toughest thing for every child is love business.

What's the use in putting her effort in the championship?

No one will appreciate her hard work.

What do you mean by that?

She was heartbroken because no men considered her as a woman.

It broke my heart too.

Anyway, we need to take quick actions on diplomatic issues.

If not...

Did you find your brother a wife already?

She's from the Special Forces.

But she has a nice personality?

This is about the Royal House.

Her image is the most important.

The most important thing is Jae-ha's feelings.

We can't force him to get married like the old days.

Jae-ha's feelings.

Right?

Is it delicious? Thanks for your hard work.

You mean the bomb incident?

That's nothing.

Your Majesty put his trust in me by sending me here,

so I'd block even a nuclear bomb with my own body.

Still, "sons of bitches" was a little too much.

You're right. I should've cursed them directly in English.

I'm telling you this for the first time.

My IQ isn't 87. It's actually 187.

I made mistakes on purpose. Why?

I was afraid they would make me king.

I was slacking off this whole time on purpose.

I'm good-looking, competent, and smart.

Anyone can tell I'm more eligible than you.

You better do a good job, otherwise...

Aren't you going to get married?

You're not going to have children?

You think you'll stay young forever?

You think you'll have a child once you put your mind to it?

That's not true. Our family hasn't had many children.

You should let the Prime Minister be in charge of the WOC and stuff.

Have a baby first.

I can be assured only when there is a crown prince.

What do you think of Ms. Kim Hang Ah?

What do you mean?

Wait, is your wife infertile?

Even so, Hang Ah's North Korean.

How can you think of making her your concubine?

They say later affairs are scary. You're really...

What about your wife?

Our country applies monogamy.

And you're the King.

How can you think of having a concubine?

You're horrible.

It's not about me. It's about you.

The party has picked Lee Jae-ha?

What do you mean?

No, it's just...

I shouldn't have trusted him.

He said he'd arrange blind dates until I find one.

And he's setting me up with that lousy South Korean Prince?

What are you talking about?

I'm just asking you to think about it.

North Korea is attempting to go more global in this generation.

You don't have to look for a man only in our country.

-So you... -How about Brad Pitt?

Why don't you bring Obama?

Kim Hang Ah? She has a nice personality.

Her skin is dark and rough.

She's strong and frightening.

Do you dislike her to that extent?

No, I say I like her.

Will we live in South Korea after marriage then?

What?

I guess she will have to.

She can learn about capitalism

and help Mom with the volunteering too.

She can send the leftover rice to North Korea.

Wait, leftover rice?

No...

She might rob grain storages and even banks.

If she goes to observe the military with me,

she might take pictures and send them to North Korea.

Most of all, Polonium 210. It's poisonous needles.

If she loses control, we will all die.

I'm sorry.

I just can't watch you die no matter how much I love her.

I'm really sorry.

Is he crazy or what?

How does that make any sense?

How can they set me up with that filthy punk?

Was it a French kiss?

Or rated R?

I'll do well.

She's the bomb herself.

You...

are not a woman.

I'm not insane.

It's a complete no.

Why don't we go for a round?

How dare you hit our team leader?

Even if it's not the Prince of South Korea,

is there really no one around you?

You're out of loneliness

In the cold wind

But I'll always stay by your side

I won't leave you

Are you all right?

I'm all right.

-I'm sorry. -It's fine.

By the way, you're very strong.

That's not true.

If you get to know me, I'm feminine like the other North Korean women.

I see.

Let's do it.

Here you go.

Are they filming a drama or what?

They're officers from North and South.

Do they think the WOC is some kind of school sports day?

-How childish... -Stop running.

Hang Ah should know too.

Her father and I have agreed to ask about how both of you feel.

Comrade Eun,

please don't throw it too hard.

It hurts.

Be careful.

You're dead meat.

Comrade Eun Shi-gyeong, don't go too far.

I can't throw at you otherwise.

Please come a little closer.

I'm too weak.

-Is that some kind of strategy? -What?

You...

All right, you should be happy.

I'm a rich royal from South Korea.

You should be excited.

I know.

You're even trying to make me jealous.

Don't you find this childish?

-"Jealous"? -You've picked the wrong person.

Just like you said, I have experience with women.

I can tell what you are thinking in that mind of yours.

Too bad for you.

What jealousy?

Are you being jealous now?

Oh, no. What should I do?

I made Comrade Lee jealous even though I didn't mean to.

Do you like me that much?

What in the world...

Geez.

Fine, live like that.

It's lonely being single all your life.

You should at least have some illusions, right?

You're right.

I'm busy snow-fighting, so please excuse me.

Comrade Eun!

Bring it on.

Why that...

No.

The Korean unified team

is dismissed as of today.

A royal? An example?

Fine, I'll show you that.

Comrade Lee!

Being a royal doesn't mean you're a pushover.

I didn't ask for this. Why do I have to go through this?

Comrade, what do you take me for?

It's already a war.

Are you asking me to kill the South Korean officers?

Get it settled within 20 minutes.

Aren't you prepared to die already?

Whether you go back alive or not is none of my business.

For 60 years, we called each other enemies.

Who brainwashed us to never trust each other?

Subtitle translation by Eunjin Kim