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Sir, Captain Kim Hang Ah of the Korean People's Army.

Salute!

I'm Lee Jae-kang, King of South Korea.

Always the first to spring into action, breaking down caves during training.

Ladies, wait for me.

Officers from 16 countries across the globe will gather.

The officers of the South and North Korea

will join forces and participate as one team.

Will you participate in the training for the WOC?

Or will you become a penniless commoner?

Enter the World Officer Championship and just win the third place.

It's Jo In-sung.

It's Hyun Bin!

Mr. Lee.

We'll line up a thousand men if we have to.

-Me? -You were a drill instructor...

I've studied and taught about your country for years.

What do you think I taught my men?

"Lee Jae-ha is an enemy of our people.

Assassinate on sight."

What should I do?

Should I do as I've taught them or not?

I'll do well.

If you tell me what you want,

I'll...

It's a joke. A joke.

I've come to South Korea to train.

Why would I do that?

Come, please get up.

Don't be so uptight.

There were many of such things in the past.

But isn't now the time for peace and harmony?

I just played a prank on you

so we'd get along with each other.

Why are you so scared?

Is someone going to eat you up?

Come to your senses!

FRANKFURT, GERMANY

You sent this to me as a Christmas gift.

The kids were so envious that it was made in the US.

Please don't leave me alone.

You're now the owner of Club M.

You can't do that.

Why do you keep saying that?

Can you get me some water?

It's me.

My dad

wants water.

What did the US and China say?

They have approved the application

for the North and South Korea to participate as a team.

It seems like they'll monitor us for a while.

They don't have any justification to stop it.

Please be careful, so they won't find any fault.

Are you perhaps curious about Club M?

Yes, hasn't it been too quiet recently?

I think Arthur Mayer is very ill.

Judging from the fact that he's letting these rumors go round,

they might focus on the internal matters for the time being--

At this point, to whom will WOC be the biggest threat?

Of course, it'll be Club M.

They are dealer of weapons who gain from conflicts.

They have influence all over the world too.

We don't know what they'll do.

Yes, I'll look into it for more details.

-Contact my brother, quickly. -Yes, I got it.

He's connected.

Do you know what I just experienced?

That woman from North Korea who came for WOC...

She threatened to kill me in the toilet.

Jae-ha.

And a soldier from our side pointed a gun at me.

Do you know who it was?

It was Chief Secretary's son.

You don't believe that, do you?

Me too. But that's the truth.

You're proceeding with this WOC,

but it's made up of such ridiculous people--

He is getting too much.

Don't worry. He's lying right now. Don't put me through his call next time.

What is he doing now?

KIM HANG AH LEE JAE-HA

Who would want to see those worn out lingerie?

I heard there are many perverts here.

I didn't realize there were so many different types of cosmetic products.

May I try applying them?

Why don't you use your own?

How shameless. You're asking for it after hitting me?

Why are you whispering?

Speak louder, so I can hear it.

I'll give you some. I was about to.

Instead of this one...

What should I recommend? Right, this one.

This one is better. Here.

I don't need this much.

No, you need to apply a lot for it to be absorbed.

Here. Try this.

Why does it have bubbles?

Gosh, I'm sorry! This is shaving cream.

I don't think it suits you.

The products I use are all for sensitive skins.

The World Officer Championship is organized by UN

and held every two years.

This is the third time.

Like the Sandhurst Competition or the World Soldier Competition,

officers from 16 countries put their pride at stakes to compete.

The theme this time is fellowship.

In short, it focuses on teamwork and camaraderie.

Thank you for the explanation.

Second Lieutenant Lee,

do you know which team was the champion in the first term?

Universe Defense Force.

It was the US.

The American officers from West Point.

The second time, it was the US again. England placed second.

On the other hand, due to political reasons,

North and South Korea weren't able to participate even once.

That's really sad.

She's right.

But this time, North and South Korea are participating as a team.

I hope everyone will do your best.

From now, the training--

Get on the ground!

Everyone, get on the ground!

Quickly!

Get out of my way!

Don't move! Lower your head!

Lay down! Don't move!

What the fuck?

This was the mission

that the western team accomplished during the tournament.

Don't be proud that you weren't shot.

After the first shot, the rest were just to terrorize.

The real mission begins now.

So, please tell me what exactly happened just now.

Prince Jae-ha, please come over now.

After Comrade Ri took care of the second attacker, I...

I turned the table over.

We backed off like this

and turn the table over.

The first soldier who came in had an MP5 gun from South Korea.

For a moment, I was suspicious if this was a training session.

I thought so too.

MP5 guns use less lethal bullets

to minimize casualties.

Those aren't suitable to launch an attack.

You guys

forgot the most important thing.

This is the enemy.

And this...

US

...is us.

You forgot

to exclude me.

Bear this in mind and try again.

What are we going to do?

We can't even train properly because of Comrade Lee.

Can't you see he can't even run one round at the stadium?

-He needs physical training first-- -I'll handle it myself.

Comrade Eun Shi-gyeong has chosen the most difficult path.

Becoming a role model to the other soldiers.

He takes actions on behalf of his comrade.

Don't you feel anything?

Yes, he's nice.

I can feel what kind of person he is.

He's crazy.

He's totally insane.

How could he do that? Gosh.

I have chills.

-That rascal... -Goodness.

Are we really just letting him be like that?

If we had taken care of it our way, he would've already been brought

-to humiliation-- -Hold out for a week.

Our time will come soon.

The training will last for two weeks in South and North Korea each.

The chairman will accompany you, so don't worry too much.

Now that we're back to our hometown, the air feels different.

Don't you find it exciting?

We can finally feel alive now.

This is a cellphone.

It's in service only in our country,

and it's a gift from our side.

What a show-off over this piece of junk.

How is it?

Don't you think our country is nice?

Nice? Nonsense.

"Gosh, grilled pork."

Do you think that's nice?

Don't talk nonsense.

Everyone knows that you're afraid.

Look at the slogan. What's that?

"We'll march to the battlefield even if dogs bark."

How are those even related?

Is your leader a dog?

So, do you want to hit me?

We are the guests.

How will you be able to pull off the competition like this?

Will you beat up all American soldiers if they mess with you?

Stay calm and take a seat. Calm down.

Comrade Ri, be seated.

Comrade Kim.

We need to treat them like guests, right?

SACRIFICE YOURSELVES FOR NORTH KOREA

PRACTICE THE HABIT OF SAVING ELECTRICITY

My gosh. What a lame interior design.

Isn't this wood?

These damn posters are everywhere.

Let's just watch TV.

They said they'd have South Korean broadcasts.

What are those communists doing?

Slack-offs.

Wants me to get married

My hearts flutters just by thinking

I answered I don't want to

I'm the happiest

When I work at the bus station

But my dearest mom

Still wants me to get married

But it's still the happiest moment for me

You should sing a song too.

It's fine.

Since you heard me singing, you need to sing in return.

Aren't Koreans well-known for singing and dancing?

That's right.

If you can't do better than Comrade Kim,

you'll get a beating.

-You should sing a song. -No, you sing.

I heard you're good at playing the guitar and singing.

Come on.

Quick. Sing.

There are people waiting.

Why don't you sing together then?

-All right, we'll sing together. -Okay.

-Let's sing "Young Girl" by Lee Moon-sae. -Okay.

Just make sure you play it well.

Stay only

By my side

Don't

Leave me

Leaving

The memories behind

You can't find the rainbow

-Sitting by the window when the sun sets -Sitting by the window when the sun sets

-Looking at the clouds that goes by -Looking at the clouds that goes by

-I try to draw -I try to draw

-My old memories -My old memories

-In the sky -In the sky

-You cry out of loneliness -You cry out of loneliness

In the cold wind

But I'll always stay by your side

I won't leave you

You're out of loneliness

In the cold wind

But I'll always stay by your side

I won't leave you

Who's that?

Yes, Your Highness?

Is it Comrade Lee Jae-ha again?

Why does that rascal have to call at a good time like this?

Hey. Where is my dinner?

-Please come out. We have clams here. -How primitive.

I won't fill my stomach with clams.

Where are the doughnuts we brought?

In the kitchen.

At the end of the hallway--

He's unbelievable.

The party directors give us a hard time,

but I see you're going through a lot too.

I know. Speaking of which...

-You should keep on singing. -No.

You can continue with the story about your military life.

Then, the commander got so angry.

Our acting was so realistic

that he started to lose his temper at us.

We tried so hard to hold our laughter.

Why does he have to make me walk?

What is this?

What is this?

This is crazy.

Why do we have to put up with this?

If I could,

I want to kill that South Korean Prince.

WOC is an important thing for the country.

Don't let your emotions mess it up.

But still, why do we have to tolerate with that kid?

"This won't help proceed the peace and harmony between the two nations.

Let me handle this. I'll go..."

I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD MAKE IT OBVIOUS.

"I'm not saying we should make it obvious.

We have Polonium 210."

"Isn't that nuclear assassinating weapon?"

"Comrade Ri, are you saying

we should kill him with the poisonous needle

that's 25 million times more lethal than the regular potassium cyanide?"

"I will just need one shot.

No one will know.

He'll die of heart attack in his sleep.

Please let me handle this. If you won't, I'll do it instead!

Don't stop me."

"Calm down.

Comrade Lee is rude and arrogant,

but he's still the South Korean Prince."

You...

How much did you hear?

We were just talking.

Please forget about it.

Of course.

Well, by the way,

he really needs to calm down.

Of course.

But

who knows what could happen?

If someone were to lose control

for one moment...

-What? -I'll undergo the special training.

I'll do my best.

Your Highness.

Go back in.

I'll train with Comrade Kim.

No, I'll do it together...

What?

THEY HAVE NUCLEAR-FUELED POISONOUS NEEDLES.

What did you say?

All right. Goodbye.

Thanks for your hard work.

My pleasure.

Your Highness.

You can do it.

I don't know what to say about that crazy man.

If he has no sense, he should at least be smart.

Don't say such things.

Even in North Korea, there aren't many men like that.

If you like him that much, convince him over to your side.

I'm sick and tired of him.

Think of it as an exercise while you're at it.

Don't raise your legs too high.

Breathe with your abdomen.

"Breathe with my abdomen"?

Is this true?

DOES THE ROYAL HOUSE WANT TO BE IN-LAWS WITH NORTH KOREA?

No, Mom.

The relationship between North and South got better, but not to this extent.

You didn't hear anything, right?

Of course not.

I get it if reporters need issues to talk about,

but how could they talk about the Royal House?

When Jae-ha returns, we need to rush his marriage.

I think it's all because of his age.

Do you have anyone suitable in mind?

Although it wasn't intentional, I had to lie to my mom.

I feel bad about it.

I'm sure you do.

A North Korean lady with international charms?

I'd like someone who's favorable to the citizens.

Someone sophisticated who doesn't seem like a North Korean.

I received a few recommendations,

but they didn't seem good enough.

What about your daughter? She's pretty.

My daughter is still too young.

Isn't she 30? Don't North Korean women get married early?

She needs to prepare for the competition

and she has no interests in getting married.

Besides, she has a long line of men wanting to marry her.

People will gossip about her if she becomes his wife.

It won't be a good influence to your Royal House.

I understand.

I'll remove her from the list, so don't worry.

You adore your daughter dearly, don't you?

How are you going to marry her off later?

Dad, everything's fine.

-Same goes for the South Korean Prince. -Hey.

Apply this already. Are you going to do it tomorrow?

He's been doing well recently.

-She's on the phone now. -Okay, bye.

It has gotten worse. Do you see this?

It hurts so bad.

Make sure you stick it on the right spot.

I'm sorry. Hang on.

Hey.

When will you apply it for me?

Right. You want me to just die, is that it?

Hello?

I might die of heart attack

-during the training. -What?

Ki Hoon, it has been a long time.

Have you been well?

You look really happy.

Who? Is it your boyfriend?

He's my childhood friend.

Right.

Don't skip your night training just because I'm away.

Hey. It's so unfair.

-How could I do it myself? -Are you a baby?

I've asked someone to supervise you.

You'll be in trouble if you play hooky.

Geez.

HISTORICAL YEAR OF NORTH KOREA

I'm so sorry.

What's this?

Can't you tell? It's a compact powder.

Did you get dumped again?

I don't think you bought this for me.

Forget it if you don't want it.

Who says I don't?

Don't be too upset.

There are many women in this world.

Someone like you can meet someone nice.

Hey, Hang Ah.

If I still can't find anyone,

how about we just get married?

That doesn't sound bad.

But that won't happen.

I'm single because I don't put any effort.

Back in school,

so many men tried to hit on me.

Come quickly.

All right, I'm coming.

Come quickly!

Yes. I am coming.

TAEDONG RIVER BEER PUB

-Our love came true -Our love came true

-On a happy day -On a happy day

-It became one heart -It became one heart

-Congratulations -Congratulations

-Your love -Your love

-Congratulations -Congratulations

-Your current love -Your current love

Will you go out with me?

How was it?

Is it the same as what South Koreans do?

It's useless. Cho Hee didn't watch many South Korean dramas.

See, Hang Ah is blushing.

It was touching even for that tough girl.

So Cho Hee will definitely love it.

Right?

It's cool, right?

Come, come.

Stand over here.

Fire this when the time comes, okay?

Where did you get the fireworks?

I bought a few at the department store.

I said it was expensive, but Ki Hoon insisted to buy it.

It's worth it in order to get a pretty girl.

-Oh, gosh. -If this works out,

-set a blind date with her sister. -Talk about it later.

Hang Ah, do you think this is better?

Or this?

Hang Ah, what's wrong with you?

Hang Ah.

Didn't you say you'd be late?

Hey.

Hey.

I was going to run after finishing this.

Why? Did something happen?

Did you get hurt?

Let me take a look.

Does it hurt?

It's fine. It's just a sprain.

You're from the Special Forces. Don't be a crybaby.

It hurts because you twisted it.

What's wrong?

Are you back from seeing an American?

Why? Did someone make fun of you?

What kind of nonsense are you talking about?

Who is it? Tell me who made you cry.

Really?

Did he trick you?

That's not it.

Perhaps, he thought I'd help him out

because we're close friends.

But how could he call you out for something like that?

He was exempted from his military duty, wasn't he?

How did you know?

He really was exempted.

The same thing happens in South Korea.

Those sly weasels.

Forget about him. A better man will appear.

And you're only 30 years old. It's just the beginning.

That's for South Korea.

In North Korea, it's strange

to be single at my age.

Besides, I'm a soldier. No one...

No one what?

I was so desperate

that I even went on a blind date with a bald man.

At this rate, I'm afraid I'll have to grow old alone.

Never mind about marriage,

but it's ridiculous

that I've never dated anyone until this age.

It's ridiculous and upsetting.

It's not like I have high standards in men.

Someone with a mild temper

with ordinary looks.

Someone who cares about me.

I don't get why it's so difficult.

It's no use to consider looks and everything.

But he needs to be taller than me.

And it'll be a problem if he's too ugly.

He needs to be sweet

and reliable like my dad.

I hope he's more educated than me too.

He needs to be humorous too.

Otherwise, it'll be too boring.

Right, being humorous is really important.

He should be understanding

and easy to talk to as well.

He must not be a playboy.

That's not acceptable.

By the way, why did you decide to join the WOC?

Of course, you are a charming person.

Didn't you say female soldiers aren't popular in North Korea?

If you keep walking this path,

it won't be any good for you.

The party...

They ordered you?

Your country and mine are the same. It's not like soldiers are their slaves.

Why must we just follow their orders?

No, it's not that.

They offered to help me.

Help?

Help for what?

My life as a woman.

So...

A man...

The Worker's Party has promised to set you blind dates?

I'm sure they're just saying it.

They must not be serious.

I took their offer because I felt bad rejecting it.

Your country is so large-scaled even for small matters.

I know it's just all talk,

but I want to believe in it.

Why are all men like that?

I'm also a woman.

I might be a soldier,

but I do have my charms.

Men always say I'm strong and reliable.

They want to make me their brother.

They even say they want to have a son like me.

What exactly is my problem?

Are you curious?

Those people are blind.

In my eyes, Hang Ah,

you're a woman.

A charming

and lovely woman.

Thank you.

I'm encouraged now.

You need to wash up, then we can sleep together...

All right, I'll wash up quickly.

Thank you for your dedication to Club M.

And welcome.

I wanted to hold a grand anniversary event

only if I could.

I had no choice but to hold a small party at my house

due to some misunderstanding.

Please be understanding.

We are the actual owners of this world.

Plus, the 136 enterprises under Club M.

None of the powerful nations who claim to be pacifists

will be able to break our will.

It becomes possible

thanks to your underground support.

So,

in order to show my appreciation towards you,

I've prepared this show myself.

Please enjoy.

I'm busted.

But

the real show begins from now on.

I need someone to help me.

Any volunteer?

How about his dad?

What are you doing?

I'm wiping my feet.

Why? Can't you get to sleep?

Go away.

You think I'm going to jump on a former drill instructor?

I'm only a sergeant. I'm too scared to do that.

-So, relax. I'll sing you a lullaby. -Stop it.

Hang Ah.

Do you know why you're still single?

It's because you're too strong.

Sometimes,

you need to know how to accept it.

No, this is too...

Aren't you eating breakfast?

They have doughnuts for dessert today.

The 100 boxes of doughnuts I brought from South Korea.

Yesterday,

what did you do?

What?

What did you do to me last night?

You fell asleep right away.

I see.

Really?

You patted me, and that was it?

Yes.

Did I have to do something else?

No, that was enough.

Goodness.

Hang Ah, why do you look so beautiful today?

That's right.

Cheer up.

Cheer up.

If I had a son, I'd want to make you my daughter-in-law.

I could set up many blind dates for you if we were in South Korea.

How about getting a hobby?

Don't get stressed out too much about marriage.

Did you tell the others?

Yes. I thought that was what you wanted.

Everyone needs to know. That way, you can get married soon.

It was too good to keep it to myself.

You want someone tall, handsome, kind, reliable, and humorous?

Why would such a man like you?

You should be grateful to me.

I kept what's most important from the others.

The fact that you joined WOC

to get married.

"Chairman, I'm desperate for a man.

I'll place third if you arrange blind dates for me."

Is that how you made the deal?

I'd be too embarrassed to live if my leader was like that.

Why would I follow his orders? That loser has no pride.

I'd rather stand against him.

-Are you threatening me now? -Yes.

So, listen to me.

Otherwise...

What's wrong?

What are you looking for?

Are you looking for this?

You son of a bitch!

But what was that in the morning?

It felt like you went a little too far in your dream.

Why? Did you dream about me kissing you?

You really did?

I was just saying it.

So you're really desperate.

This is ridiculous.

Wait.

How did I do in the dream?

Was it a French kiss?

Or rated R?

I'm just being grateful.

I didn't think you'd find me this special.

What should I do?

I don't have any feelings for you.

We're in the army.

So I need to feel at least something at the sight of a woman.

But there's none of that.

You're the only woman in here,

but I feel nothing.

Your hand isn't any better than a wheel.

A wheel trembles when I press on the accelerator.

But this is just a hand.

Even when you take a shower,

I feel nothing.

I'm sorry.

Here's the conclusion.

You...

are not a woman.

It's a bomb. Keep running!

It's the doing of North Korea. She wanted to fight me.

Didn't you plan to kill me with an explosion?

Why do you think the bomb exploded?

"Justification."

Powerful nations prioritize justification too much these days.

You should be asking us politely.

You need to ask us for a favor.

You nosy sons of bitches!

Aren't you going to get married?

The party has picked Lee Jae-ha?

Do you think I'm easy?

I'm going to kill you.

Subtitle translation by Eunjin Kim