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Was watching an American movie where Jet Li almost beat Jackie Chan.

Olu Jacobs came to separate them.

What's up?

Please, I'm trying to sleep here. "Sugar boo" all the time.

Everywhere you go, it's like the soundtrack of Titanic.

Whatever! Damn you!

Excuse me, sir.

What would you like to eat? So I can and prepare it for you.

Okay sir, I am sorry.

Hello, sir.

You have the knife in your hand, be prepared to strike.

Won't I meet her?

I really need your help with this. Please, Temi.

Here you go again.

Don't be long.

No problem. No problem.

No problem.

No, no, Ade.

Lawyer, come on.

I am going crazy.

I am going crazy.

There's no way anyone can convince me otherwise.

This is a spell. They have cast a spell on him.

Even if this is not a spell, it must be a family curse.

Something like this happened to him and he almost died.

- I'm telling you. - Listen to me.

The solution is to take you to a traditional medicine practitioner.

No, I have a better solution.

There's a powerful man of God. Yes, he's very powerful.

- In fact, he was trained by TB Joshua. - Really?

So, why didn't you mention this earlier? Why?

You made us sit here all this while. Hold on, hold on.

Have you eaten kola nut?

- Dare has started again. - What?

What has eating kola nut got to do with this?

Kola nut does wonders.

The reason you are still like this is because you haven't eaten kola nut.

What?

- What? - What is the problem.

That's it.

What happened?

What happened?

He did what?

Ah! Look here!

- He did like this in your face? - What does it mean?

He has stolen your glory.

Temi, you are the breadwinner in our house.

Temi, you have offended a wicked person. You've offended an old man.

Let's recount all that has happened.

You know that my head, my head is always thinking.

What have you thought of?

Remember he mentioned that the man said if three people do like this,

something would happen.

Let the three of us do like this at him, the curse will be lifted.

- Are you for real? - Are you for real, what?

I swear, the curse will stop.

Temi has injured me.

I just slapped him hoping it would reset his brain.

You are the one who suggested eating kola nut. Now it's a slap.

Which one of them will work?

It's probably because I slapped him on this side,

maybe I should slap him on the other side.

It's not white, I'm wearing a red dress.

Temi, you're done for.

Do you know that God is speaking through you?

The kola nut you mentioned is the real deal.

That's what he has to eat. Didn't I say so?

You know kola nut is a natural fruit.

If he eats kola nut, and we snap our fingers,

the curse will be lifted.

You may have a point.

Let's use this instead since kola nut isn't available right now.

Eat the kola nut!

Very good. Now the three of us will snap our fingers.

- Three people. - Please.

Please! Okay, let's go.

- Ah! It worked. - Didn't I tell you?

- Dare! - See…

- This is a dead man's curse. - I'm done for!

What is wrong with you?

This condition of yours is pure black magic.

I'm telling you, this man I've brought you to will resolve everything at once.

Please don't go in there and ask him dumb questions.

What is wrong with it? This place is like any other place.

You haven't even gone inside.

My body is not itching. Let's go inside.

I have told him everything about you. That the solution to his problem is here.

- You are mighty! - Relax!

- You haven't seen anything yet. - Just pay attention.

When I said I was going to bring you here, did you think I was a fool?

You are mighty.

You are mighty.

- You are mighty! - Relax!

This is magic.

I will explain it to him further, he doesn't really understand.

Don't be angry.

He's not very bright. He once fell off a motorcycle when he was young.

You are mighty!

You are mighty!

Whenever she sees me, she asks me to thank you.

She says she hasn't seen a potion that effective before.

I told you it would work.

Twitter? That's very easy, I can help you create an account.

You are mighty!

Look, you have my support.

What happened? Tell me. Jesus!

- How many capfuls did you drink? - Jesus Christ!

I told you to take one, you took two! I'm in trouble.

Don't touch it.

Whom should we call then?

What shall I do with this?

Let's go the hospital.

Sorry, sorry! Thunder and lightning will strike you.

Don't be angry.

Sir, I didn't see any man run in here.

Me!

In my hood.

Are you just seeing that? When I told you, you thought I was joking.

I watch it everyday so it doesn't move me anymore.

Look at somebody's child. Look at the water.

Let me tell you, the water you're seeing, just keep watching.

Big brother!

How are you?

We are fine.

Nadine is coming over later tonight.

Are you being serious? She's coming?

Finally, I'll get to meet the mystery girlfriend.

- Right? - Yes.

Look at what I was trying to show you the other time.

You see how the water is moving, that's exactly how it will keep going.

It's real. Everything you see on television is real.

All this is caused by sin.

When people's sins becomes too much, there can be a flood.

So you think it's people's sins that causes this?

It's sin. When sins are too much in a country,

Where is Dare?

You won't change.

Please, did you see any small bottle containing water?

Please, it's really urgent. Did you see any gin bottle?

I actually saw a bottle, but it did not contain water.

You did what?

Bye!

Bimpe! Come here, I want to show you something.

It will be brief, it won't take up to five minutes.

Are you coming?

What were you talking about?

Pretty lady.

Sorry, Temi.

Sorry, my dear.

I haven't seen that kind of person before.

Why are you acting this way? I said that's enough. That's enough.

This coming out of your mouth!?

They say Warri indigenes don't end up last.

That's because they haven't run against Kenyans.

I'll knock them dead.

They will be blown away at the show tonight.

They will feel my presence.

- Dare, how are you? - How are you?

Hey, I'm almost ready. Are you going to come to my show?

What does that mean?

- So you don't want to come then, right? - Where's Bimpe?

I assumed you both returned together.

Thank you very much everybody. How are you all doing?

How are you all doing?

Are you all doing great?

Just look at this guy's smile. Is that your girlfriend?

This guy is a player.

You're one of those guys who won't come with a lady and then goes home with one.

Even the lady is smiling as well.

This is who I told you about. Have a seat. Take my chair.

How are you?

- I just discovered it so. It was this-- - Bro, please stop.

Can you hear him? I told you he's smart.

- You will indeed go to school. - By God's grace.

How did you catch that man?

I just went to sleep and woke up…

after our conversation, I begin to have some strange feeling.

It felt like, how do they say it, my conscience was…

…was devastated.

Then I woke up in the morning.

And I called Junior and took him to register for the JAMB exam

since he says he wants to go to school,

so he should go to school to pursue his dream.

Maybe that's what reversed the curse.

After I went to sleep and woke up, I was myself again.

Now, I'm myself again.

But, it could be better.

I called just Eve. Are you all Eve? Please, Eve!

I've seen this kind of thing happen before.

Anything he says must be the truth. No matter what, he could only say the truth.

Can you imagine that? A lawyer who cannot tell lies. He's done for.

You know what, just for the purpose of this presentation. I will help you.

So just tell me this idea you have.

What's going on?

How are you?

Bimpe, you're too easily angered.

Please, spare me.

Considering the way you treated me?

Take it like you're receiving something important.

Please, give it to me.

- You've damaged it. - You caused it to come off.

But, I don't need it anymore.

I changed my mind.

I don't want to apply for the grant anymore.

I'm just joking with you. You're not taking it back.

But, I'm leaving in the next two days.

but we haven't decided on the time yet.

No problem.

- Ade! - Chief!

- Bimso! - How are you?

Look at them talking.

Temi, how do you know my English teacher?

Translated by Ayolope Koiki