Original subtitles

Stop the fight!

Big brother.

Why are you fighting?

Big brother, when we were doing business.

This guy stopped us.

Big brother, official Cheng is a good man.

He was in trouble with some other bandits and wanted to resign from our organisation.

We didn't want to kill him.

Shut up, you disobeyed orders!

If I tell you to do something, you have to do it.

Big brother, we can't go on like this.

We just can't go around killing innocent people.

You don't like killing innocent people? Would you like to quit?

That's what we want, please let us go.

You refused to follow orders and for this you'll die.

Big brother.

I will fight with you with bare hands.

I will blindfold myself too.

Come on.

Third brother, run, look after my kids hua and long.

Don't mind me, run.

Tang lang is divided into south and north.

The north tang lang has seven stars, and the tang lang plum.

We belong to the tai chi tang lang.

The south tang lang divided into chu tang lang.

And zhou tang lang.

I will show you the tai chi tang lang.

Let's start with the eight steps, one, two, three, four.

We start again.

Stop, take a rest.

Long, you want to learn by peeping?

Respect to master.

Wait a minute.

You can't call me master without paying.

I don't have money.

Fool, pay up.

I got no money.

Go and get it from home.

My godfather said learning kung fu should be free.

I will cut your telephone line if you don't pay.

Cutting off telephone line.

No money no talk!

No money no talk!

No money no talk!

Never mind, I will go to the Shaolin temple on mount emei.

I will find a taoist nun who will teach me for free.

Long.

Sister.

Long, dad says shoudn't learn kung fu.

Why are you messing around here?

It's unfair, dad teaches you but not me.

I have to learn it in secret.

Long.

Hey little devil, what do you want?

You want food? Go away!

You were at tang lang and wanted to learn kung fu but couldn't pay.

You look so cruel.

I haven't got any money and my godfather doesn't want me to learn kung fu.

Kung fu is free, do you want to learn?

Yes, who do I learn from?

You.

I bet you just want food.

I am the leader of the gang of beggars.

This stick is for hitting scum.

Old fool, so you think you are beggar so.

Say what you like.

I will take you as my student.

You teach me? I could probably teach you a thing or two!

Let me show you my tang lang fist.

This is tang lang fist, you can't even stand still.

What do you mean standing still, I am telling you.

This is drunken tang lang fist.

You need some serious training.

You could be good.

I have a bad temper! Don't make me angry.

Otherwise, I will hit you.

I have never met anyone wanted to challenge me.

Today, I met a five year old boy who wants to!

Who wants to fight with me?

I told you to shut up, be careful.

Stand still.

Stand still.

Do you still want to fight, young master.

Respect to my master.

If you want to learn, you have to face hardship.

Tonight, go to the forest, I will start teaching you there.

Respect to master.

Good, this is my bag.

This is the first thing you learn.

Take off your clothes

why do I have to take of my clothes?

Stop asking, take it off.

Oh.

Hurry up, take it off.

Master, I have done it.

Why don't you take of your trousers?

Trousers?

Take it off.

Master, I'm ready.

No, master.

You have to do it.

It hurts.

When practicing kung fu, we have to concentrate.

Don't get distracted, stand still.

You have to stand still.

I will cure you with some potion.

You think I can't see when I'm blindfolded.

You can't get away.

Kid, come over here.

Master.

You are blindfolded, how could you know it was me?

The old saying is right.

One can see and hear what's coming.

Yes, master, can you teach me this?

You want to learn it? Come and try.

If you want to eat, you have to be resistent to the pain.

Master, my legs are hurting.

Your legs...

I will get you something.

Master, I will break the egg.

If you break the egg, forget about delicious food.

I will take it.

Master, don't take it.

I won't break the egg, I want to eat.

All right, I will leave it to you.

Master, can I sit for a while?

I will let you sit on something.

Take a seat.

It's hot.

If you break the egg, not only you can't have the food

you will be hit forty times.

It's broken.

What...

Why?

What's that?

Got nothing to do with you.

Why is it wet?

Oh, kid, you are cunning.

Master, I had to piss.

Don't just enjoy your food.

Only with practise, you will be the best.

Master, let me finish the chicken before I start again.

Cunning kid.

Let's start.

Fatty, quan, five.

Long, can you see when you are blindfolded?

Who taught you?

It's none of your business.

That's good.

Master, I am tired.

Bear with it, I want you to be great.

Don't become the worst.

Master, can I make it?

It depends on you.

If you can bear the pain, you will be the best.

Yes, master.

You have to take note of few things.

First, unless it is necessary.

Don't use your kung fu.

Second, when you need me

go to the forest, understand?

Master, I have earned for a long time.

I still don't know your name.

My name is ever colour changing old man.

Ever colour changing old man, I only know ever changing dragon.

You don't know, be life

sometime we have to pretend to be a fool, sometime be a clever.

This is ever changing,

how do you changing?

It is the principle of life.

Practice some somersault.

Conquer the world.

Be careful when doing somersaults.

By messing things up, we can't be certain.

Making things clear, we will be sure.

The eagle monk left a trail of fragrance.

Birds fly in an array.

Leaves swirl because of the power.

It can be temple demolishing.

Good morning, sister.

You are practicing hard.

How do you know?

I know.

Do you want to fight with me?

Come on.

Long, how are you?

You are hurt, let me see.

Come on.

How did you do it?

You thought you were good, I gave you a lesson.

I am sorry, I apologize.

It's all right.

I will use a different style.

That was nothing.

A stupid cow.

Not a cow, a strong dragon.

Dad, morning.

Good morning, godfather.

Aren't you off to work?

Buns, vegetable.

Stay out of my way

excuse me.

Two noodles with extra soup and noodles.

One dumpling.

One more dumpling.

This is early morning, don't mess around.

Two noodles with drumstick.

Drumstick.

My boss said no credit today.

Don't look down on me.

I got money today.

Two noodles with drumstick.

Some wine.

A glass of wine.

Give me the bill.

Here you are.

Thanks you, your tip.

Thank you.

Take it back.

Two noodles with drumstick.

Third brother.

My lucky day

long pays for it, I want some noodle.

Really?

Yes

take it out.

Take the money out, can you hear me?

Where is the money?

You got plenty of it.

Third brother, can you pay for it today

yes

I will pay.

When the big brother is here, you have to leave.

Move on.

Move.

You left so much behind.

Long, I am sorry, I have to pay by credit.

What did you say?

Excuse me.

What would you like?

I want two of the most expensive.

Can you hear me? Hurry.

The most expensive.

Cut the nonsense, hurry up.

Yes, the most expensive, two of each.

Two of each.

What is it? Uncle xiang.

It's all right, my eye is stained by smoke.

Go and get a large bowl.

Get back the rice bowl and chopsticks from east street.

Hurry.

I will be back soon.

Your noodles.

Take it.

Uncle xiang, see.

Never mind.

He wants to leave.

Xiao xu, come back.

Sirs, thank you.

Thank you for what?

One dollar.

Xiao xu, sir, excuse me.

Uncle xiang.

Why did you hit us?

So what?

Long, you are a strong dragon.

The guy was outmatched!

Don't run, let's go.

Good kung fu. Let's see, how he progresses.

Who is he?

Long.

Rubbish, who is he?

He works for xiang.

What, he works for xiang.

You are beaten by a worker.

You dare to come back to see me.

Big brother, the kid's kung fu is good.

How good, do I have to do it myself?

San.

What is it, big brother.

Check him out.

Check his kung fu style.

Yes.

Let's go.

You fought again.

They hit uncle xiang.

You keep your practicing from us.

You fight everyday.

This is outrageous.

Godfather, I won't do it again.

You know our house rule.

I will take the punishment.

I punish you to take 50 catties of water home.

Long, I don't think you are will fight again.

When I'm with you, you don't need to be afraid of him.

Dad is not inside.

I will get you some rice.

It's all right.

Until it's all done, I won't eat anything.

Wait for me, you got the temper of a cow

let go of me.

You are a thief.

Let go of me.

No, what will you do about it?

I will bite you.

Go after him.

Why do you look so scared?

Long, something serious.

I have to talk to you.

What are you up to now?

Come over, what about this...?

You teach me kung fu, I will tell you. Ok?

No, I won't do it.

You go and see your grandmother

you got no loyalty

Thank you granny.

You are so dishonest, you still have money.

Why are you hitting my grandson?

So what?

You bastards!

Granny.

You are useless.

I lost my face.

Who is it this time?

Long.

Fool, you are killing me.

I told you to check him out, have you done it?

I haven't.

You are useless.

Go and get the general gou gong.

He has to fight this kid!

Yes.

We must get rid of him this time.

Tell me, why did you fight again?

Why didn't you obey my order?

You damn kid.

I will give you a good lesson.

How dare you to break my flower pot.

You make me mad!

Boss, can you send eight plates of beef fried noodles to the 2nd floor?

Here is the money.

Yes.

Eight plates of beef fried noodles take away.

Eight plates of beef fried noodles take away.

Long.

Don't do the delivery.

Why?

I am afraid.

This could be a trap.

Don't worry.

Have you ordered the plates?

Yes, he will deliver soon.

Listen, get ready.

When he arrives, we will beat him up.

Hurry.

Get ready.

Your order is here!

Come up.

Kid.

Wait, you still seem upset.

I will let you beat me up, I won't fight back.

We will be square.

You must be joking.

Come on.

Are you afraid?

You didn't fight back when being beaten up.

Don't worry.

Excuse me.

What happened?

Long was beaten up badly, he is in a serious condition come with me.

Hurry.

Where to?

Over there.

Miss, you are a beauty.

Miss, you have a nice smell, can I kiss you?

Let go of her.

You ask to let go of her?

I am responsible for her.

You got problems with me, not her!

Who do you think you are?

I will take this girl.

Take your clothes off.

Don't force me to beat your ass!

So what you want to do?

I want to see your skin!

Master, why did you hit me?

You are a fool.

You let those bastards beat you up without fighting back.

Stupid fool.

My godfather doesn't allow me to fight back.

I just kept my word.

You can take a beating? Ok!

No, master.

Don't hit me.

Master, no.

Master, I won't do it again.

Doing what again?

I will fight back.

So what will you do?

I will fight.

Yes, fight back.

How do you feel?

Master, what do you want me to do?

Let me tell you, justice has to be maintained.

Fairness has to be upheld, understand.

Yes.

I told you many time already, who starts a fight, is the aggressor!

You started the fight... Now both of you are involved.

Your kung fu is good.

You will be punished to hit the broken glasses bare-handed.

Hit.

Hit.

This guy is cruel!

Get up.

Move on.

I will treat that wounds!

It hurts.

It won't hurt very long!

You don't know how lucky you are.

This is a special potion.

You will be okay very soon.

Thank you master.

It's itchy

what?

It's itchy.

It's itchy.

It will itch for a while.

Don't be afraid.

Your hand will hit harder, let me treat your wounds.

Godfather, I got the vegetables.

Give it to me, you can go to work now.

Yes.

Don't fight again.

I know.

Don't open it.

It's not good to wear it at work.

I told shi gon gong to handle it.

Don't come to see me if you mess it up.

Yes.

Shi gon gong.

What did you call me?

You can't call me by this name.

Excuse me, general.

It's not too bad.

The protection money is due.

When will you pay?

I got no money just now

can I have a few more days, please?

Cut the crap, tell long...

To bring it to me tomorrow.

Yes, I will ask long to do it.

Uncle xiang, I will let long do the delivery.

Long, is your hand ok?

Don't forget... do not start a fight.

Don't worry, my hand is all right now

master, where are you? You told me to fight.

My godfather doesn't allow me to fight.

Uncle xiang is being bullied by the general.

What do you mean?

I will go with you.

You are not allowed, but I will fight with them.

Let's go.

You are bad.

A rascal!

Please, number 5.

I want the 9!

I will take it.

That won't save you at all.

I will take it.

Don't touch it, it's three of a kind.

Are you in pain, why don't you see a doctor?

What do I play now?

Look what's behind you.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

That doesn't help at all.

Do what you want then.

Ok

Yes.

Excuse me, I got the three circles, you all pay the same amount.

What a pose...

Who are you?

I work for the restaurant, my name is long.

Do you have the protection money?

Yes.

Show me.

What, twenty cents, you think I am a beggar?

My master is the beggar.

Bastard, so you think I am worse than a beggar.

I don't think you want to live on.

Want to try it?

Beggar, this is mah jong fist.

It is just deadly!

See.

That's right.

Let's fight!

Fool, my turn first!

It's not your turn, go back.

Master.

Old fool, you chased off your student.

He was going to pay me.

Paying you.

I spent it all on wine.

I am sorry.

What, you used the protection money for booze?

Yes, I did!

I think you are tired of life!

You will not leave this place alive!

I am alive all the time.

What do you want?

There are two ways to fight this out!

I will tell you.

How do you want to fight this out?

What do you mean by two ways?

A game of mah jong.

We will fight by boxing it out.

I have been everywhere.

And I know every single game.

Dices, cards... you name it.

I am an expert in every game.

Old man,

Don'be so full of yourself.

Let's start with a game of mah jong.

Yes.

Please.

Please.

Old man, we will decide by one game.

What exactly?

If I lose, this protection money is for your drinking.

If you lose, you two can do my cooking for three years.

Throw the dice.

Yes.

Draw the card.

I have a pair.

Wait a minute.

Old man, show me your card.

What's it, old man, can't you show your cards?

Fatty.

Yes.

Go and get two bowls.

Ready, general.

What are you doing? You can't win.

How do you know?

Show the stones already!

God of money, please help.

Impossible!

Yes, my stones are better, I beat you.

Wait, that was only the first option.

We haven't tested our kung fu!

All right, the last game doesn't count. Let's start again.

Get rid of the stones.

Move away everything.

Are you nuts?

This is the second style of mah jong fist, grabbing!

I thought so...

Try my style!

Attack, attack...

What now?

Attack again!

What's that? The turtle?

Move your head.

Move your tail.

Now I'm a deadly force!

What?

- Pretty lame! - Really?

That's my kung fu!

Now I'm even deadlier!

Don't smoke so much!

Holy shit...

I am getting too fat for this shit...

I can't do it anymore.

What now?

I'll do it!

And... grabbing!

You can be a high roller!

I will kill you now!

What now?

Fatty, you can't fight at all!

Go...

I will finish this.

I will beat your ass!

I don't think so.

I technically win all my fights.

Not this time.

Just wait.

Should I give you another chance?

You have to.

No, I don't have to.

Can you give me a chance, or not?

A chance, yes.

Thank you.

I changed my position!

I changed to grabbing again.

I don't think your luck is helping you...

My luck has changed, I am going to beat you up!

You are going all the way even if you can't win?

Yes, going all the way.

Don't try it just for the sake of it.

I beat you up all the time.

You are so arrogant!

Old man, I will see your dead body today.

We'll see about that.

Old man, you know what?

You are fighting with a weapon!

You can take it if you want.

I will take it.

Stand still.

Damn old man.

Row, row, row.

Now you are clearly losing!

Wait and see.

You will lose all your money!

No, you will lose everything.

That's what you think...

That is my favourite cheek...

Do you want to continue?

Of couse! No, try my fishing style!

Now, I got you!

Can't you see ...What kind of fish you got there?

I can win with every style!

I can defeat everything!

Attack!

This is not going to work.

Let see what can you do now

the last style of mah jong, the thirteen different strikes!

Come over.

Come over.

I will.

Going for the spot!

Why my nuts...

If want to win, you still need to get much better.

General, are you all right.

A mushroom.

There are the apples...

The plumes. From the west...

North almonds as well.

This is not your lucky day.

Come on, let me help you.

Old man, I don't want to fight anymore. Can you just leave?

He cheated.

General, he cheated.

He used this dirt to block the holes.

Old man, you can't beat me just like that...

Give it to me.

This is for the dogs.

Damn it, I told you to to give it to me.

You want the dog food?

Never mind

hurry up, come back with some fried noodles.

Help.

What are you staring at? Go away!

Help.

Help.

Long, go and help her!

Help.

Let go of her, run.

Wait for me!

Let me finish this.

Who taught long kung fu?

What about you?

Your godson is in trouble!

It's you.

It's me, how are you second brother?

I'm not the second brother...

I don't want to be called that.

We are brothers, you can't deny it.

Tell me what you want to say!

I want to know it.

Is long third brothers son?

Why are you asking?

Don't worry, I just want to see my nephew.

Can I count on that?

Of course.

He is the son.

Don't worry, I will visit him within three days.

Goodbye.

It's impossible, long is son of third brother?

Yes.

Before he realizes, that I killed his father.

We must get rid of him.

Now, long will be in trouble.

Dad.

Godfather.

You said 3 days!

Alright.

You can't run away.

Dad, where to go?

We can't fight with them.

Let's leave.

We can fight, why should try it.

Dad, time for the medicine.

I can't be cured.

Dad, don't worry, long and I. We...

Will get you a doctor.

Dad, get some sleep, I will go out for a while.

I will be back soon.

Go away.

You know a few tricks, who is your master?

I got none.

Who teached you?

I can stand on my own.

Come on.

Excuse me.

Stop beating us!

Its' none of your business.

Who do you think you are, beat him.

Listen, I am responsible for everything!

I won't run away.

You can't run away.

Ah sang

get all our people and search for him.

Yes, let's move.

And kill him!

Dad.

Come over here.

Yes.

Get this little asshole!

He is a friend of long.

He will try to help him.

Hang the betrayer!

What...

I have enough of it.

Long, don't mind me, go away!

Long, don't mind me.

Yes.

Long, go on fight.

Can we talk this out?

Long, well done, go on.

Don't let them get away!

Don't worry.

You are an animal, you should settle this now!

You are sure about that?

Because of all people you killed...

I will settle it once and for all!

Alright, lets do this!

Long, be careful of his kicks!

Temple demolished!

What was that?

Temple demolishing by me.

Kid, I think you fought enoug today.

I don't want to take advantage of this.

If you got guts.

Come over to the happy valley!

Get the flag.

Come on.

It's not easy to get the flag.

Its takes a lot of practice.

You can't take the flag.

Throw it in the tree!

Mantis is catching the insect!

Don't be so slow!

The mantis is stepping forward!

Not bad.

Let's change the opponent.

All of you.

Who is it?

Let me try to go after them blindfolded.

Here comes the kid.

Long, he killed your father.

You two can play with him first.

Take that thing off!

Then I will fight with you.

Long, as soon as you take off the blindfold.

He will kill you.

Come on.

Take off the blindfold.

Do you know who I am?

I don't want you to die without knowing it.

Stop it.

Can I still fight...

I don't think so.

You can't run away.