All language subtitles for Below Deck Adventure S01E11 (1080p)

- Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

- Whoo-hoo!

- You're gonna rappel
off the wall.

- I'm not looking.

- The primary guest
is hosting her best friends

to celebrate getting engaged
to her partner, Jodie.

- Uh, oh, I have a hair.

Oh, God.

I'm not going to create
a big drama about it,

because what am I going to do?

I can't undo it.

- The interior
is on a very thin ice.

And I'll let them both
come talk to you.

- We've been, like,
working together

and living together
for quite a while.

- I don't really want
to bunk together.

But it's not fun to have
to pack up and move rooms.

- That's Oriana.

That's how she packs things.

- Faye's hard to figure out.
- Ugh.

- She goes quickly
between flirty

to super serious.

Still trying to figure out
where I can fit in there.

- [inaudible] in my radio.

So that's why it's kept on.
- Get off the ----ing radio.

Get off the radio, Nathan.

- What do you think if I was
to be lead deck and help you?

- If you can get someone
to take more of a lead,

then I can have you
up here more.

- Where's all the chips?

- I gave you a chance
to shine...

- And it's ----ed.

- It's not a game.

Do you understand
this is my job

that's at jeopardy here?

[dramatic music]

♪

- I'm just frustrated
by stupidness.

- Cheers, my lovey.

It's just putting food
in a bag, obviously.

- Don't think anyone
intentionally left the crisps.

- Were there limes in that bag?
- There are.

- Would you mind giving me one?
- Here you go.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

[exciting music]

♪

both: You did it!

[laughter]

- To walking off a cliff.

- Whoo!

- Wait, Stacey,
what did you think?

- My eyes were closed
for most of it.

- We were worried about you.

- We didn't know how
you were getting down.

- Top it off for the road?
- Yeah, absolutely.

- Clearly, Faye's pissed off
about something.

But it's not about me.

It's not about the chips.

It's about something else
that she's dealing with.

- Like, you girls need
to get your sh-- together.

- Our sh-- is together.

Maybe you need to get
your sh-- together.

- I've actually had enough.

- Yeah, we've all
had enough of you.

- There's sandwiches.
There's alcohol.

They just ----ing
jumped off a cliff.

Relax.

- So what do you want to do?

- I don't care.

- You wanna go get
in the hot tub?

- Definitely.

- Did everyone have
enough to eat?

- Yes. This was amazing.

- OK. So let's get in the car.
- OK.

- Ever wonder why my hair
is so big?

Because it's full of secrets.

I feel like I have to keep
everybody's secrets

just to keep the boat afloat.

The hair from Kerry,

the uneaten sandwiches
from Jess.

[phone beeps]

I just wish somebody
would tell me

where the goddamn crisps are.

I bet it was Jess.

- Should I just
leave this here?

OK.

- Mike and Seth will clear up.

- They'll clear up and not
going to break anything?

OK.

♪

[phone chimes]

- Nathan, Nathan.

- Go ahead, Cap.

- Copy.

- So you guys
are going to stay here.

Please try to pack,
like, in the easiest way

to get things cleaned
as possible.

- Cool.

- I'm glad you enjoyed
your snacks.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Jeez, it's like
a bomb went off.

I feel like
switching rooms

will keep me
from murdering Oriana.

I like things really
neat and tidy.

It's one thing to be a bitch,
but it's another thing

to be a messy bitch.

♪

- Cap, Cap, hot tub and towels
all prepared for guests.

I'm not liking this weather.

♪

You all survived, huh?

- We survived.

- How was the chopper ride?

- It was so awesome.
- Yeah?

- Yes, please.
Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Thank you so much.

- What are we supposed
to do with the food?

- In the bin bag.

- We're trashing the food?

- Well, we're going
to eat what we want--

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.

- Lewis, Lewis,
could you please

go up to the wheel house?

- I'm on my way, Kerry.

♪

- Yeah, so weather's sh--.

And I've got bad juju.

12 years ago
off the east coast of Italy

at 3:00 in the morning,
we got struck by lightning.

We lost all equipment on deck.

We couldn't see
where we were going.

Waves breaking
over the top deck.

It was pretty scary.

I'm not taking
my chances again.

OK, I'm heading up
to talk to the guests.

- You want to put these
in a bag

or throw them in the woods?

- Eat them.

- Yep.

♪

- I'm not chewing enough.

- [burps]

Excuse me.

Me and Seth
are pretty much done

whenever you guys have
a hand with the pen,

you can come get us.

- Bye.

[energetic music]

- We can do a table
in the back seat

and the rest can go right here.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- I was so good, seriously,
Turner, it was, like,

the best behavior
I could have been on.

Yeah.

- Just want to give
us all an update.

The weather's going to cause us
to go to port tonight.

- OK.

- If I don't go
back in tonight,

we're going to be
stuck out here.

When we get back
to the harbor,

it'll be more enjoyable
on deck.

You know, having dinner
outside would be nice.

- Absolutely. Yeah.

And we'll be at the dock,
so I can drink.

Whoo! [laughs]

♪

- All crew, tender inbound

with the supplies
from the picnic.

♪

I don't think dinner
is out yet or anything.

- Oh, no, we just ate.

[tense music]

♪

- Deck crew, channel two.

I've got to get
this boat going, OK?

- The anchor's ready
to go when you are, Kerry.

- Undo the brake. All right.

Brake is clear. Ready to go.

[chain squeaking]

Anchor in the pocket.
- Copy.

Thank you.

Testing ship's whistle.

[ship horn sounds]

OK, boys, let's be in blacks.

9:00 blacks.

- You changed.

- Yeah.
- I missed the strip tease.

- Well, it sucks to be you.

[both laugh]

- Nudity makes me feel
uncomfortable.

- If you said something like,
nudity makes me feel hungry--

- [laughs]

- Kerry, Kerry.

- Copy.

- All this sex talk
is making me hungry.

- And all there is a salad.

What kind of salad
would Mike be?

- Like Caesar.

- Can I be part
of a Caesar as well?

I'll be the egg.

- Lewis.
- Yep.

- What are we doing?
- [laughs]

- He's flirting.

- Let me just shut this door.

Every time I do
a picnic or something...

- Yeah.
- I just feel a bit let down

by things getting forgotten.

And then last night, something
was going on in the galley.

I'm going to have a chat with
the girls about a few things.

The interior team are tired.

Everybody's at each
other's throats right now.

That's why I'm not telling
Kerry about the hair.

I don't want to add
any more fuel to the fire.

I just want you to know
that I'm dealing with it.

My objective is that
I bring my girls together.

I can get over
a missing bag of crisps

because I was taught
in business that

you put your emotions aside.

If we do not bond as a team,
the ship will sink.

- Excellent. Thank you.

- All right.

- We're in the tundra,
my friends.

- You've got it.

- Of course.

- OK, guys,
we're three minutes out.

Get ready.

Let's get these
fenders over, please.

Fenders over.

- Jess, Oriana, Kasie,

can I have a brief
with you ladies?

Thank you.

- What is Faye trying
to do here?

Like, I actually have
work to do.

I don't want to
really be doing this.

Why are we doing this?

[dramatic music]

- Security, security.

This is vessel "Mercury"
entering Alesund Harbor.

- Nearest hazard is 30 meters.

- This feels scary.

♪

- Ladies, there's some things
we've let slip.

I lost my sh-- today
in front of clients.

You forgot stuff.

There was hair
in food last night.

- OK, I'm going to port wing.

Port wing.
- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yes.

So strong.

♪

- Moving forward
doing service now,

Hair completely tied back.

- 2 and 1/2 meters.

- Guys, spring ashore please,
spring ashore.

- All right. Here you go.

Forward spring going ashore
from the aft.

- Just be a bit
more professional,

a bit more nicer to each other.

And let's get through
the next two charters.

- Tie it?

- Yep.

- Well done, deck team.

- Whoo!

- It doesn't matter.

That's the end of story.

Please don't make me
lose my sh-- again.

♪

- Coming up...

- It's going to get
rowdy tonight.

- All right. [laughs]

- I am purely walking
on eggshells

to make sure that
Kerry doesn't find out

about this bloody hair.

- Uh-oh, Turner 2.0
has got her brush out.

- Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

[dramatic music]

♪

- Can you plait hair?
- I'll try.

- OK.

- Oh, OK. Sure.

- Oriana, I'm in the hot tub

waiting on my delicious shots
from you.

- Copy, Hannah.

[cheering]

- Nathan, Nathan and Lewis.

- Go ahead, Lewis.

- Please come to the bridge.

There is a crew meeting.

- Yeah. Copy, copy.

- So long at the moment.

[upbeat music]

- You're only as good
as your last meal.

So I've got to make sure
that the last meal

I serve the guest is memorable.

And hopefully the girls
don't (BLEEP) it up.

- OK, there you go.

- Thank you.
- Welcome.

- Tonight,
I'm doing surf and turf.

Some of them love octopus.

I can do scallops
for those that don't.

I'm going to serve
it on a "cannelli" bean puree

with a chorizo crumble,
because they're really

into this chorizo business.

And then we're going
to make the wagyu,

'cause they love it.

- You want to touch my muscle?

- Next time.
- [laughs]

- To your engagement.

[all cheering]

- What time do you want
to go to bed, mate?

- Send me to bed.

- You can go to bed, mate.

No anchor watch tonight
because we're stuck in port.

So this is what
we do tonight.

Mike, you're midnight.

Seth, you're on the late.

You can really help the stews.

- I remember when I used
to get in trouble

for helping out the interior.

Now that Lewis and Oriana's
all-boat-man stuff--

flip changed.

- Let's crack on.

- OK, we need to get dressed.

- You ready to shower?

You're turning into a prune.

- Thank you, ML.

[upbeat music]

♪

- The primaries want
to celebrate gay pride.

So I want this to be
a really colorful ambiance

for tonight's party.

The fact that
last night's dinner

didn't go as smoothly
as we planned it.

- Oh, can I have some
of them in my hair?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- We have to make sure that
my guests are blown away.

Oh, like a little rainbow.

♪

I know you're busy as hell.

- I'm just crisping it.

- So half an hour.

- That's fine.

- I'll probably go
to bed soon-ish.

- I'll leave it in
your capable hands.

- Which one of our hands
are capable?

- All of them.

♪

- Are there more cool bags
that have to go down to the--

- [indistinct]

- It on me?

Hell, yeah, I like it.

- Wait, we get them
for the night?

- I'm not one for bad weather,
but if this means the boys can

finally help out without
bitching and moaning,

then I'm all for it.

Just show them how
to make a bed fold.

Are you ready for some dinner?

- Yes.

- Do you want to do the bed?

- I'm going to try.

- Does anybody want
any champagne

or cocktails or mocktails?

- Champagne.
- Some champagne, please.

- Yeah? Yeah? OK then.

- Oh, Turner 2.0
has got her brush out.

- I thought I might
need it again.

- So, Faye, if there's a hair,
it's Shelby's not--

- Yeah. [laughs]

[laughter]

- I am purely walking
on eggshells

to make sure that
Kerry doesn't find out

about this bloody hair.

[cheering]

- Thanks for having me.
- Yes.

- Ah.

I will get through
this charter.

- It's going
to get rowdy tonight.

- All right. [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪

- All right. Did you...

- OK.

- Girls, I'm starting to plate.
- OK.

- You feeling froggy, huh?
- I mean...

- Oh, boy.

- Why y'all hating on froggy?

- Really?
- I've heard it.

- She's like, it means spicy.

And I'm like, well,
why don't you just say spicy?

'Cause it's not as fun.

Just like having
social intercourse

is better than "let's talk."

[laugh]

- That's awesome.

- OK, so I smooth it out.

Yeah, and then I take both
the sheet and the duvet,

and I pull it down
a little bit.

Tuck underneath the mattress.

- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]

Now you know what
it's like to be a stew.

- Oh, stupid.

- [laughs]

- Oh, sh--. (BLEEP).

- Did you turn it on?
- [laughs]

- Hey, I've never
used those before.

I didn't know it was
going to do that.

- What side do
you want what on?

- Octopus on the left.

- OK.

- Oh, my God. What's that?

- What was that?

- Ah. Yes.

Thank you so much.
Beautiful.

- All right. Look at that.

- So to start this evening,
we have "cannelli" bean puree

with scallops or octopus,

chorizo chips, and a gremolata.

- Yum.
- It smells delicious.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- I'm going to have to unbutton
my top button after this.

- Wow. Those scallops are bomb.

- That's very good,
that octopus.

And the chorizo, whoo!

- Any boys available
to do dishes, please?

- Copy.

- It was so good.

- Jess, come in.

Starter plates
have been cleared.

- Mikey, will you
just ready the girls

and tell them that I'm plating.

- Steward department,
the cook is plating the food.

- Chef.
- The chef is plating.

- Copy. We'll be right down.

- They got engaged in
Breckenridge in the mountains.

It was snowing.
- Oh, wow.

- It was, like, slowly snowing.

- She has a Husky.

- I have a Pomsky.

- You have a Pomsky?
- Oh, that's a great dog.

- Yes.
- Shut up.

- What's--what's their name?

- His name is Benny,
I rescued him.

And he doesn't look
like a little Pomsky.

He looks like a Husky.

So they reckon they
actually bred two Pomskies...

And he's perfect size.

My daughter can carry him.

He's gorgeous.

- Oh that looks nice
and colorful.

- Kerry needs a well done one.

I'm going to give this.

- What a baby.

- Okay, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.

- [laughs]

- The queen.
- The queen.

- For our main course
this evening,

we have a spinach
and truffle risotto

with beef filet,
grilled asparagus,

a red wine jus,
and a Parmesan crisp.

- Yeah, Jess.
- Thank you.

She's not messing around.

So good.
- Yeah.

- This is my death row meal.

- Mmm.

I love steak.

- Mmm. There's so much to it.

- It's amazing flavor.

- Not half bad, I'd say.

- So is your girlfriend
back in Florida?

- Yeah.
Yeah, she's from Turkey.

- I prefer chicken.
[laughter]

I couldn't resist, sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.

- I'm going to bed.

I'm going to sleep.
- Goodnight, babe.

Thanks for your help today.

We really appreciate it.

- Agreed.

- Lovely.

[laughter]

- I think you should
hook up with Seth.

- I haven't been hooked up
with a dude

in so frigging long.

- I think he'd be
very generous in bed.

- I think so too, actually.

I think he'd actually be
very good in bed.

- If you want it,
you can get it.

Faye's been really
frazzled lately.

I would love for Seth
to unfrazzle her.

I'm a good wingman.

[laughs] Sorry.

- Coming up...

- You want me to take
egg orders now or not?

- I'm just asking. Yes or no?

- Use your brain, lady.

[dramatic music]

- This was the meal.

- She's a phenomenal chef.

- Thank you so much.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, it just started to rain.
- Good timing.

- All right we're going in?

- Let's go.

- Turner, will you
get my hairbrush?

- Yes, I sure will.
- I'm going down to bed.

I love you all. Good night.

- Hey, sexy lady.

- Are you going
to wash on wash off?

- Wax on, wax off?

- Yeah, you're good at that.

- Thank you all.
Good night.

- Oh, good night.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

♪

- (BLEEP).

I'm just going to get
between your legs there.

- Go for it.

- No, I need to go this way.

- [laughs] OK.

- Seth is a hot guy
and he does have

this charm and confidence.

- I'm going out of my way
to really try to help,

especially you though.

- What, helping me?

- Yeah, I've been trying to.

- But I haven't had that "wow"
conversation with Seth yet.

So I'm still unsure.

I just want a happy crew
that work.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Good night.

- Have a good night.

♪

- [sighs]

- [chuckles]

It was a good night.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- Deck crew, deck crew. Lewis.

Just got a quiet morning,
so let's tidy up the decks.

- Hey, how's everything going?

- Better now that you're here.

- Can I get a Dr. Pepper,
just a little bit on ice?

- Of course. Yeah.

- And I'll do a mimosa, please.

- OK.
- Thank you.

- Sounds good.

♪

- That's a Shelby pour.

- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.

- Oh, where did those
come from?

- Still unpacking
from the ----ing picnic.

- Oh, and here's all the chips.

Look.

- No way.

- These are clean.

- Michael, do you know
where this bag came from?

- Which bag?

It was part of the provisions
from the picnic.

I see it's got
your chips in it.

- That's what we were
looking for the whole day.

- I don't know where it
came from or where it was.

- I still can't believe after
everything I've been through,

Jess treating me like
garbage all season,

the one time
I actually break down and cry

is over a missing bag
of crisps.

So embarrassing.

How long do you need before--

- I'm just going
to make the hollandaise.

[appliance whirring]

...for breakfast.

- Listen to me.

Are the guests sitting
at the table

and there's nothing
on the table?

Like, what is wrong
with people?

It's unfortunate that we
can have a lovely evening

and everyone
can work well together,

but then back
to the drawing board.

There's just no communication.

And that's why I am now
getting a little bit fierce.

It's just not--

where is she?
- I don't know.

- What are you doing, bud?

- They found the bag
with the chips in it.

- The bag we forgot?

- I actually found it.
It was in here.

But it was in a bin bag.

- So we ----ed up.
That's on us then.

- It was in a bin bag.

I wasn't looking for bin bags.

...and probably a little bit
too much sometimes.

It doesn't help me out
a lot in life,

but in this situation,
it's just crisps.

♪

- Faye, you need
to communicate with me, please.

You didn't tell me that
the guests were coming down.

You didn't tell me anything.
- I did.

I radioed. Where's your radio?

- Maybe it's--

- It's here.

Jess is always blaming
someone else,

and she talks
to people like sh--.

I'm ----ed off.

- Fruit, fruit.

- So do you need two of us
in here for breakfast?

- I'll leave.

I'm going to go look at cabins,
blah, blah, blah.

- You can feel, like,
the energy shift.

Just leave me out of it.

Would you like me
to take orders yet or not?

- I'm just asking. Yes or no?

[dramatic music]

♪

- Use your brain, lady.

♪

- Hey.
- So we've got eggs Benedict.

Any special requests?

- Oh, is it lobster Benedict?

- Yeah, but we're going to--

- Just do regular
eggs Benedict.

- Yeah.
- Perfect.

- Thank you.

So Mike just wants
a normal eggs Benedict.

[tense music]

♪

- Oh, look at those.
Got that bacon.

- OK.
- Yum.

- Beautiful.

- Ooh.

- Overall, I'm so happy with
the way the charter went.

It wasn't easy,
especially where

Jesse's attitude is concerned.

But Kerry doesn't
know about the hair.

The guests are just
so bubbly and happy.

I'm pinching myself.

- Thank you, Faye.

[upbeat music]

- All crew, guests will be
departing at noon today, noon.

Everybody in whites
in 15, please.

Everybody in whites in 15.

♪

- Hello, ladies.

- Oh, thank you.

[up-tempo music]

♪

- All right, guys,
let's line her up.

♪

- Someone got Jess?

- I'm not cold.
- I love it.

- What is that?
- A babushka.

- You can really have it.

- Really?

I love a babushka.

- Yeah. Oh.
- Here.

- Yes!

- Ready?

Here we come.

- Oh!
[laughter]

- I just spoke to her.
I'm coming to the wedding.

- Yes. Yes.

- Cap.
- Ahh.

- Oh.

- It was great
having you aboard.

- Thank you.
It was so great to be here.

Well, we thought
it was going to be hard

to top our engagement.

But I think that the helicopter
ride and the rappel,

and you guys being
so lovely just

really might have outdid it?

- Yeah, I mean I know we had
a couple hairs in the food.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Sh--.

- I'm sure you guys were
panicking in the back.

We did not see it.

- What the (BLEEP)?

- This is for you guys.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Bye, guys.

- Bye. Safe journey.

If you can't trust your crew...

then there's a problem.

So I need to get to the
bottom of this immediately.

All right, guys, let's get
in our off-charter uniform.

I'll meet you back here
in an hour.

- This was the meal.

[dramatic music]

- All crew, all crew.

Aft deck meeting
in five minutes.

Meeting in five minutes.

♪

- I'm stressed.

♪

- I've got to be honest, guys.

I'm not 100% happy
with his trip.

♪

I'm standing there next
to the charter guests

and I find out there
was hair in the food.

I felt like a damn clown.

The guests expect the captain
to know about everything.

It affects how fat
this thing is.

I'll tell you right now,
it's not very fat.

It speaks for itself.

Obviously, for me it was
very frustrating

and mortifying
at the same time.

So I was pissed about it.

We just wrapped it up,
put a bow on it,

and chucked
in the "(BLEEP) it" bucket.

- I understand that.

But if they thought
it was dealt with,

they wouldn't have made
a joke about it at the end.

- OK.

- It's not a matter
of me trying

to get involved and
discipline anybody over it.

We've all been doing
this long enough

to know that sh-- happens.

But I need to be aware.

- Yeah. Sh-- happens.

But why are the girls serving
food with their hair down?

It was not my hair.

But at the end of the day,

what motivates me
are the guests.

They loved the food.
I did my job.

They're happy.

- So 139,800 Norwegian crown.

So 16,165 U.S. dollars.

So it gives us 1,347 each.

But I don't know, it just
seems like on the deck side,

it's like first week again.

- Sir, [inaudible].
It just keep sounding like

I have an [inaudible] in my--

- Stop ----ing talking.

Get off the ----ing radio.

I know we're getting towards
the end of the season.

But you're only as good
as your last day, right?

So I do want to talk to Seth.

I see you're finding
your way with the crew.

I like your attitude on deck.

So I'd like you
to be the lead deckhand.

- Thank you.

- What Seth can bring
to the table

is where Lewis is lacking,

and that is being
less friendly.

He came from a boat
being a captain.

And if I've got anyone
that can help get

these guys into shape,
it's Seth.

And I'm getting Lewis
more opportunity

to be in the wheelhouse.

It's a win-win.

[applause]

- Good job, Seth.
- Thanks, guys.

This definitely feels good
that Kerry and the team

have recognized my skill set.

Now that I'm lead deckhand,
things are going

to be a little bit
different on deck.

They're going to see
who I really am.

- Let's make it an early night

because we have guests
arriving tomorrow.

All right, guys.

Next charter, we survived.

[glasses clinking]

[dramatic music]

♪

Faye, Faye, could you please
come up to the wheelhouse?

- [sighs] Copy that.

- Everything gets rinsed,

just flats and shinies
get washed.

- OK.

[knocking]
- Yes.

- Hi.

- Come sit down.

- Why didn't anyone tell me
about this hair in the food?

- I can't believe
that I've been pulled

into the wheelhouse
just because

I'm trying to cover
for somebody

that treats me like crap.

I'm done.

I'm not taking any more
of Jess's sh--.

I wanted to sleep on it,
see how to deliver it to you.

And I knew that
if I told you during service,

and you went in hard on her,
she would fall apart.

- All I would have done
is spoken to the guests.

We're all here to do a job,
but if we're going

to be a team,
you need to communicate

with me, all right?
- Hm.

- Thanks, love.

- I'm going to power
through this.

♪

- Anyone need a toilet roll
for their cabins?

- Yes. Thank you.

We're on our last roll.

- Are we?
- What time is it?

- Guys.

- I don't even notice.

- My nightmare is, I've reached
for it and it's not there

and I'm like, oh, my God.

- That's why I always bring
my radio in the bathroom.

[laughter]

- Heads of department,
please meet me

in the ridge for
the preference sheet meeting.

- All right,
preference sheet time.

♪

- All right.
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- They're so glamorous.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

- Love the hair.

- Primary guest Arianna
has her own

luxury hair extension company.

- Told you her hair
looked good.

- Hey, I could talk to her,
huh?

This group of college friends
are excited to reunite

and relive their glory days.

She wants to take
it back old school

and celebrate
an elevated version

of HBCU,

Historically Black
Colleges and Universities.

And it's going to be
a quick 24-hour charter.

- Hmm.

- So she wants to do a
homecoming on this charter.

- I went to an
all-girls school.

We didn't have dances
and there's no kings about.

And I definitely wasn't
any princess.

[laughs]

- Let's have a look at
their itinerary requests.

Lewis.
- Their adventure requests

are horseback riding.

- There's a horseback
riding adventure

near one of our anchorages.

This should be
an amazing excursion.

Horseback riding
in the mountains of Sunnmore.

It's a total different part
of what we've been seeing.

I mean we've been seeing
fjords and so forth.

But the Western portion
of Norway is gorgeous.

This is the freshest air
they'll ever breathe in

in their lives.

There's a place there

that we can do something
food-wise.

The barn is like a modern--
looks traditional--

- Oh, nice,
I love a modern barn.

- So if it's raining,
we're fine.

- Here you go.
Here's the barn.

- Oh, it's lovely!

Look at that!
That's really nice.

- Yeah.
- Let me see where the...

That does look like
a nice living--

what in the (BLEEP) is that?

- Right, how far you going
through my phone?

- Not that far.

Settle.

- [laughs]

- Okay, we got it.
- Thanks, team.

- Thank you.

- Faye, Faye, Kasie.

- Copy that.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

I'm going to show you
how to play foosball.

- Yo, yo.
- Sethy! What's up?

- Um, see, you and I
are gonna have

two totally different styles.

So I'm gonna have to pull
them aside and be like,

"Look, I'm your boss."
- Mm.

- "If I tell you
to do something,

you're gonna do it, and then
we can question it later."

- Seth's clearly motivated.

If he wants to teach
Mike and Nathan some things,

it's a weight off my shoulders.

If you feel
like you need to do that.

- We're here to get
the job done

as well as we
can get it done.

- I know what you mean.
I'd just be delicate.

I could also see
Seth's confidence

coming out in force.

Yeah, thank you for running--

for, you know, telling me
about that.

- Yeah.

- It could backfire.

- Thanks, man.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you.

My emotions are shot.
- Yeah.

- Let's just grab
a coffee, babe.

- What is it about?

- Probably me.

- Can I please have
a cappuccino

with a double shot
and oat milk, please?

- Yes, of course.
- Matcha green tea

with oat milk, please.

- That's kind of ballsy

to take your stew
to talk sh-- about you.

- Exactly.

- You know, sometimes
I'm jealous of you

for just being a solo woman
in the galley.

- That's the thing, is,
it looks like that,

but I have to deal with
what I have to deal with.

- Yeah.

- Faye just brings up
my bad side.

And I didn't come
here to be pissed off.

I get to do something I love
every single day.

And I'm not enjoying it
at the moment

because I'm so irritated.

- Yeah.

- So I think we do
the room swap.

I think that's gonna be
a good one.

Because a chief stew
and a chef

should never, ever room
together.

I want to end on a high.

I want it to be good.

- I'm the best cabin mate.

- I love a good cabin mate.

- Should we get on the road?

- Yeah.
Let's walk.

- Yeah.

- You got it.

- Just to add to my derriere.

[spacey music]

♪

- What do I say?
Kasie just tells me

"Jess is moving cabins tonight.

When will you be ready?"

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

- Room swap?

Like, really,
is needed right now?

It is shocking to me
because I didn't think

me and Jess would ever get
to the point

where she felt like she needed
to leave our cabin,

but whatever.

I'm not moving rooms.

- Well, what do I say to Jess?

- Let her do
what she wants to do.

Because I'm just so fed up
of hearing

"positive vibes,
positive vibes."

- Hey, Michael,
you got a second?

- Yeah, what's up?
- Nathan, you got a minute?

Obviously, I became
lead deckhand.

I have a totally different
style.

I'm not an asshole,
but if I ask you guys

to do something,
I want it done.

I don't want anybody
battling me

or fighting me on anything.

I've been doing this
a lot longer

than anybody else on the boat.

- What the (BLEEP)?

I'm already dealing
with Lewis' sh--.

- You guys have seen
I'm not an asshole.

I'm a nice guy.
I'm fun.

But as soon as I start
getting sh--,

we're gonna play
the Chinese finger trap game.

That's all.
- All right.

- All right.
Thanks, guys.

- Let's go.

- I'm not real psyched
about where this is headed.

- I love this weather.

Whoo-hoo!

- Coming up...

- Clean up
after yourselves, please.

- We don't need a babysitter
to come in here

and tell us that every time.
- Yeah, you do.

- No, we don't.
- Actually, you really do.

- No, we don't.
You keep leaving, like,

sunglasses, jackets,
everything.

- I don't wanna hear
it again.

[dramatic music]

[downbeat music]

- One, two, three, four,
one, two, three, four...

- What's happening here,
dancing fairies?

- I feel like I heard this one.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

I'm just taking
some time to myself.

- Are you going out?

- I need to shower
before everybody

takes all the hot water.

- Right.
Well, have a good night.

- Good night.

♪

- You're going in the hot tub?

- Yeah.

- You're like a sucker
for that hot tub.

You love it.
- I love that thing.

- Enjoy, my friend.

- Oh, yeah.

- Hey, I had to come talk
to you

about the cabin arrangements.

- I'm getting in my bed
in, like, 10 minutes,

and I don't want people
lights on, lights off.

I need to sleep.

- I'm trying to figure out

when I need to move.

- What's happening?

- So Faye just said that she
was going to bed in ten minutes

and she doesn't want people
turning on the lights.

- I mean, for (BLEEP) sakes.

Do you have a lot
of stuff to move?

- No.
- Take [inaudible],

take your makeup, and (BLEEP)
right out of my cabin.

- [laughs]

- I'll see you in the morning.
Bye.

- Okay, roomie.
Good night.

- Good night.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- First of all, we'll all
go around empty bins.

I'll run up to have a look
at the hot tub.

And can two of you get ready
to wash the hull, please?

- Yes.
- Cool.

- Look, it's my new roommate.

- Hi, Mum.

- How are you?

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- Is it all right if I go
do my hair quick?

I didn't want to wake you up
earlier.

- I absolutely don't care.

- [laughs] You're literally me.

- I've got to go and get
cooking on something,

but I will chat to you soon.

- All right, bye.
- Bye.

- [laughs]

[upbeat electronic music]

- So we moving it from here?
- Yes, sir.

♪

- Battery is already off.

- Thank you.

- Ooh.

Someone did something nasty
to that sink.

♪

- Mmm, mmm, mmm.

- Oh, smashing the choccies.

- Yeah, you caught me.
- Aha!

- I had to test if they were
fresh because

they were open, honestly.
- Are they fresh?

- Mm... yeah.
Do you wanna try?

- Are you sure?
Might have to check one too.

- Yeah, double check.

I was gonna put it in the bin,

but I was like,
"No, it's fresh.

Gotta..."

- So good.

- I swear, if that crew mess
is dirty, though...

- I know, dude.
I'm gonna freak out.

- I just deep cleaned it.
Like...

- You really did.

- Just clean up
after yourselves, please.

- We don't need
a babysitter

to come and tell us that
every time.

- Actually, you really do.
- No, we don't.

- I keep leaving, like,

sunglasses, jackets,
everything.

- I don't wanna hear it again.

No, no.
I don't want to hear it.

- Seth, Seth, Seth, Seth,

she's telling us clean up.

We clean up after ourselves.

- Every ----ing time
we come in here.

- Let's make sure
we just clean up.

Just nod our heads and say yes.
That's all.

Lead deck hand?

More like a lead dickhead.

- Give us a little bit
of ----ing slack though.

I mean, jeez.

- Kasie, Oriana,
let's finish up cabins

and get ready for the guests.

[upbeat music]

♪

- That conditioner bottle
needs doing.

- All crew, guests inbound,
20 minutes.

Let's go into our whites.

♪

All right, guys, they're here.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hello.

guests: Hello!
- How are you guys doing?

- Wonderful.

- Told you
they're gonna be fancy.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

It's raining.
Keep your shoes on.

- Hi.
- Arianna.

- Nice to meet you, Arianna.

- Nice to meet you.

- Lovely to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Kasie.

- G'day, mate.
I'm Cameron.

- I would shake
your hand, but--

- Cheers.

- Yes, we're happy to be here.

We've been waiting for this.

- We're excited
at having you here,

celebrating a homecoming
aboard the yacht.

- Yes.
- Absolutely.

- Faye here, our chief stew--
she will show you around.

- If you do actually want
to take your shoes off now,

it's just a lot easier
to get around the boat.

Okay, so we're gonna go up
to the next level.

This is the aft deck.

- Wonderful.

- This is where
we would usually dine

when it's not freezing.

We're gonna go
into the sky lounge.

This is really cozy.

- Luxurious.

- So then we just move down.

- These stairs--
- It's steep.

It's steep.

Welcome to the main salon.

We always have breakfast
here at this table.

- This is nice.

- I don't think
I've ever brought...

- This is the primary suite.

There's two doubles
and two twins.

- Ciara and I are over here.

- This is nice.
- This is nice.

- This is all we need.

- I'm gonna leave you
to get comfortable,

settle into your rooms.

We'll bring your luggage down.

- Damn, that's a lot
of fricking luggage, bro.

- It's ----ing heavy.

Oh, my God.
They're not gonna wear

all the stuff that's in there.

- Is that it?

- Really?
Holy sh--.

That's what I would look like
if I was moving.

Oh, God.

I'm tired.

- For the picnic.

- I'm not gonna (BLEEP) around
with the snack.

It's a silly idea.

- I thought that's
what we just discussed.

- That's what we
just discussed,

but I flow naturally.

It's called yachting, babes.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Got to have a looks.

- Thanks, my friend.
- I'm gonna go change.

- That's my last one,
I promise. [laughs]

- Let's get into our whites.

This is definitely
gonna need a wash.

- Let's get into our whites?

- Did I say that?
You know what I mean.

- Nope, you have to tell me
explicitly or I won't do it.

- Blues.

♪

- Lewis, Lewis, departure
in five minutes.

Please have your guys ready.

- Copy that.

♪

- Is everybody in position?

- We're ready to roll
on the stern.

- Okay, bow to stern.
Bow to stern.

- Stern line on board.

That's all lines
on board, Kerry.

- Copy that.

- 10 meters.

- As far
as lead deckhand goes,

Seth has really set himself up

for high expectations.

- Free to swing
on the bow, Cap.

Closest hazard
is blue work boat.

- Update me portside, please.

- You got an orange guy
over here

on your port side backing out.

- Copy, copy.

...and show the other guys
how we do it.

I'm gonna come
close to the lighthouse.

- Line distance now six meters.

- They're outside like,
"Bitch, if you hit this boat,

this is gonna
be problematic."

- Line distance now
five meters and opening.

- If this departure
is any indication...

Once we clear the quay,
fenders and lines, please.

- Copy.
- Copy.

- Lewis and Seth are gonna make
a great team.

- Clear.
- All good. [laughs]

- Well done, team.
Made it look easy.

- So, horse riding?

We are preparing just
some little snacks now

for you to pick out.

When you finish horse riding,

I'll have some little bits
for you

to prevent you
from being hangry.

And then you're gonna come back
on board,

and lunch
will be ready for you.

- Okay, cool.

The little bites
will be perfect.

- Okay.

- Lewis, Lewis, please
meet me in the ridge.

- Copy.

- Here you are.
- Thank you, ma'am.

- Absolutely.

- Where's Jess?

- Lunch on board.

- What time?
- After horse riding.

But I still need will need
snacks to take with me.

- What, what snacks?

- These, what you're making,
little things like that.

- Yeah, but I don't want
to repeat things.

So I'll think.

- Oh, yeah, this looks great.
- Isn't that beautiful?

That's a moment.
Okay?

- Can you watch
this for a second?

I'm making myself a coffee.

- I have to whip up
some bellinis quickly.

- Thank you.
- Oh, yes.

- Oh, these are our fave!

- This is our favorite.
- Yes!

- So I magicked up
some crab,

and then I got
the local crayfish.

Okay, so we got one crab,
one local crayfish.

- Thank you so much.
- You're so welcome.

Would you guys like me
to do some, like,

flatbread, like,
pizza kind of thing?

- Oh, my God.
- For the time being?

- Yeah, for the time being,
I was like feeling,

maybe it's cold outside,
with some melted cheese,

like arugula vibes or--
- Oh, yes!

- Go, girl.
- Truffle oil?

- You just spoke
to my tummy, girl.

- Okay.

- Okay, what was that, Jess?

- I'm gonna do
pizzas for them quickly.

- What, now?
- Yeah.

- And then for the picnic?

I'm not gonna (BLEEP)
around with the snack.

It's a silly idea.

- I thought that's
what we just discussed.

That's what we just discussed,
but I flow naturally,

and the natural flow is,
I feel like they're hungry.

They want to eat now.

So I'm gonna make them
some nice pizzas.

It's gonna be wonderful.

- Yeah, so we decided we were
gonna give them

a snack now
and a snack when they got off.

And it makes me look bad
when they get off the horses

and there's no food.

- Okay, well,
you can figure that out.

- We did just figure it out.

And we just had a plan.

And now you've just changed it.

Just do as what we planned
and stop changing the plan.

- No, you've got to be
a bit more flexible.

It's called yachting, babes.

♪

- Next time
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

- You all look like Vikings.

- Yeah, you do look
like Vikings.

- What's going on, mate?
This isn't right.

- What are you doing?
- Yeah, just push it.

Just push it.
- Sorry, port side.

- Oh, looks like golden boy
isn't perfect after all.

- Is this just now?
- Just now.

I sent it to Lewis too.

- I got sent this picture
this morning,

which is you asleep.

Everyone saw it.

- Shift.

Small.
Get it done.

and ----ing strung out
and ugly

to people I care about?
No, I don't.

- It's bordering
on intimidation,

what are you are doing down
there.

I'm not gonna accept it.

- Maybe I'm come to the end
of my yachting experience.

This is not where I need to be.