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If anybody wants to find me, I'll be in the last place

you would look, in a place where people used to be.

a land that's called reality.

You'll find me there.

Here we are.. at the airport

Flights right there.

People are boarding already.

We're just waiting at the end.

I don't know why they're rushing, to be honest.

I think we just take our time.

Our friend here looking for an upgrade to business class.

I don't know if he'll get it. I'll get it.

Maybe I'll ask for business class as well and see what's up.

Hello.

Just wondering if there's possibility for an upgrade.

Business. Upgrade to business.

It's only one and it won't be cheap

Might as well ask

You don't get what you don't ask.

Thank you.

Do you know how much it costs? How much?

Around $2000 USD. That's $4000 AUD

That's what they said.

But what do people inside there say, you

do you think our friend here will get business class?

He can afford it!

I'm not paying $4000

I'll do $2000. Not $4000

Unless you both give me $1000 each

11 hours flight

*Intense checkers gameplay*

I'm gonna win this one for sure!

GG

you lost the game. What a loser!

Whatever. I let you win

Time for Emirates Plane Haul

Pillow

Headphone

Toiletries bag

Socks

Eye mask

Toothbrush and Toothpaste

Blanket

Damn! look at this!

I like the finish on the toilet

Not bad! it's not bad!

10 / 10

Dinner time!

Breakfast time!

We made it to Dubai!! Yalla Habibi!

Woah.. That's a huge lift

Damn

It's a huge lift. What do we do?

There's no button

I think the only time I've been on

this huge ass lift is IKEA lift

The baggage is over there

We got the stamp!

To be honest, I don't even know where we're going.

I don't even know where we're collecting our baggage.

But the interesting thing is we got given

a free 1GB SIM card provided by Du.

I assume that's the telecom network here.

Telecom provider.

Just going to get our luggage now.

Come to Papa!

That's a heavy one. I just realized.

Everywhere here are Emirates flights.

Why are there no other flights?

Look... Look around.

It's like, all, like, red.

Just like Emirates.

There's no like... I don't know. Qantas or other airlines?

Well, maybe this is just a terminal just for Emirates.

They just separate the other airlines. Segregation.

That's a that's I don't know if it's good or bad.

Got our SIM card ready? SIM card ready!!!

Let's go.

Metro.

Metro.

Metro.

We actually know there's an all day pass ticket

but, we're just not sure how to get it.

So we may or may not get lost.

But hey, it's part of the adventure.

Buying tickets for the metro

So we're just going to buy at the tickets there.

And then we'll go in here, and

then the train will be over there.

22 Dirham.

How much is that?

$5. $5? Yeah.

$5 for an All Day.

That's actually not bad.

That's so much cheaper than

the stuff we've been getting. Coffee.

Coffee here is $8.

Guys in the airport, that is a scam.

From there, we're just going to go to number 25.

Which is Burj Khalifa and Dubai Mall

which takes around 30 minutes.

We're gonna be standing for 30 minutes.

Doors closing.

How do you feel?

So ExCiTEd...

Blending in with the locals.

I think we got...

World Trade Cent--

*Lost in Arabic*

Now what? we're going to do, we're

going to drag this into Dubai Mall?

Are you mad?

Ah man.. I don't know

What?

Why are we dragging our luggage around the Dubai Mall?

The views

All right, I guess all the skyscrapers,

I'm gonna be pretty tired after this.

So pretty much the reason we dragging

our luggage around Dubai Mall is because the

check in time is at 12:00 p.m..

And we arrive at 05:30 A.M.

And right now it's almost 09:00 A.M..

So we still got 3 hours to kill.

And the worst part is the apartment

is 18 minutes walk from Dubai Mall.

We're going to be dragging all dragging

all of this to our apartment.

It's not that far

It's not that far

I'm already tired.

I said we don't have the capacity.

I'm tired as well

So the coffee wasn't enough obviously.

It's the Burj Khalifa right there.

Literally.

It's literally so tall.

It's like out of the frame. it's so tall.

Guys, we literally got here too early. Very early.

All the shops are still closed.

It's as expected, it's 09:00 o 'clock.

I mean, who would go shopping at 09:00 o'clock ?

So you can see everything's still closed.

This area is very white.

Just realized.

There's the Burj Khalifa right there.

Now you can see until the top.

Previously you can't, but now you can.

There's a nice stroll, nice stroll

around brands that we couldn't afford.

So which one you're going to buy?

The most cheapest one. Do you even know the different

types of rolexes. Yep. What? Name one.

*thinking very hard*

I forgot

you name one..

Daytona.

No such thing

There is... Explorer. Whoa.

Look at all those fish.

It's HUGE.

All of this for free?

It really smells very chlorinated.

Oh, it's actually the weather's actually not that bad.

That's the fountain right there.

Yeah, right there.

There's the Eiffel Tower of Dubai. The Burj Khalifa.

It's actually not a bad weather to be.

I think it's going to be like

very hot, but it's actually quite breezy.

Pretty good to stroll around and see

Here's a full view of it.

Got the bridge there.

We got more buildings. It's pretty cool.

We can book like Pizza Hut for

1300 AED to get a fountain view.

I'm not sure how much that is.

$520 AUD

The whole thing costs like 100 Dirhams and

then the rest is just the view.

That's it guys.

The 1300 AED New Year's view.

$520 AUD view.

So that's the view right there. (still can't see the Burj khalifa)

(Breakfast/Lunch time)

Got chicken shawarma and chicken supreme?

You like both?

How about you?

It's okay. Which one?

Both of them.

This one's better.

Supreme is better. Seven out of ten. What do you rate it?

I'll give it a seven and a half.

But the view though still can't get enough of the view.

Better at night.

It's like it's just there. it's just... now we're just

going to check in to a hotel.

I legit still can't get over this view.

It's just like there.

Gonna go on that bridge.

It's going to be like a ten minute walk.

15 minutes later. this is actually a workout. Holy crap.

We've been dragging all our luggages since 05:00 A.M.

Getting feeling pretty hot as the day goes by.

But it's okay. The view.

Look at this.

The view...

The view is what kept me going.

But I just can't get enough of this view.

*Checking in our apartment*

Oh, my God. Wow.

Kitchen.

Main bedroom with bathroom attached

Wow.

Living room. Outdoor terrace

It's not bad.

Second bedroom with bathroom attached

That's our apartment

We got the..

Yes a bidet!!!

That's what I like to see.

A few moments later.

You guys are too quiet. What is going on? I'm just enjoying the view

(Going to Atlantis Aquaventure Park)

Smells nice. It smells really nice in here..

That is so cool.

First we got to check our bags.

Is that for lockers? Okay. How much is it?

Big locker = 80AED

I think that's the line.

All right, let's go. We got 3 hours.

Got 3 hours to use all the rides.

Challenge accepted.

Try all the rides right now.

We didn't even know which rides where.

Oh, see that?

Which one's the best ride?

Everywhere is the best. Everywhere? Okay.

Apparently you're not allowed to use pole.

I'm just doing handheld.

All the action handheld, apparently

it's a hazard using a pole.

Oh, the line is not even that bad.

Ready? More ready than James. Oh, yeah.

I didn't realise they're not allowed.

Like, you have to actually wear board shorts.

You're not allowed to wear normal shorts.

All right.

All right. You ready?

Into the darkness.

Why is it so dark?!

I can't even see

Wait.. is it going to go down?

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

What is happening?

We might be going backwards. Why are we going backwards?

What the hell? What is THAT?

Oh look at the shark!

More shark!

That was actually pretty fast.

Yeah you push! Push us!

More sharks!

That was pretty quick.

Okay, we got pushed!

I like the music

Guys it's actually really cold.

Look at this view, guys.

Look at that view. Can't believe.

This is actually real.

Jesus.

I've been seeing, like, all the ads

and stuff, so the fact that I'm

actually here experiencing it, I'm blessed.

That's pretty steep, actually.

Just went voooshht.

It looks fun, actually.

Step on the weighing scale

Still going to be very fast. The maximum

is supposed to be 170kg. Wasn't it a 181?

It's not 181.

181 people flip.

Oh, okay.

I don't want to take chances.

Yeah, yeah. Two singles. Okay.

If you think it's unsafe.

We believe you.

We take two singles.

Just got called out

you're being overweight?

ah no.... combined...

We're overweight.

We need to lose some weight..

I'll see you downstairs. See ya

Okay. AAAARRGHHH!!!

I don't know what's going on. It's actually so dark

That was actually pretty STEEP. I'm not going to lie.

Slightly scared.

Tower of Poseidon. HOOOOo I'm excited.

It's just I haven't been on water

slides in, like, in so many years.

I want to go on this one.

Come on. Come on.. Come on.

Time to overcome your fears

It's Okay

No... come on. Come on

You want to get revenge on Poseidon

Nah I like Poseidon. He's been nice to me

bye bye

(Trying to find a comfortable position to sit down)

Am I on your- Am I crushing you? I'm sorry. AAARGHHHH

I'm sorry for your legs

Well done everyone!

He's praying for his dear life

(Gasp)

All right.

See on the other side. Countdown. Countdown. Countdown.

Three, two, one, go.

What the hell?

I can't see anything

Oh.. we've arrived at the same time

I guess.. I'm on my own for Poseidon.

3...2...1...

(free-fall for a few seconds)

(Gasping for air)

That was fun!

It was scary in the first few seconds.

I think we're going to try the Trident

I think that's, like, a big one. What's blackout?

That's the longest vertical drop.

So, it's worst than the other one

Oh, really?

Oh, I want to try that one.

You're on on your own. I'm not coming

What's vortex?

Should we just do Vortex?

Yea we do this because there's no line

Okay, ready?

Three, two, one.

Hello. How are you?

I am under the water.

That's the first deep water.

I didn't expect that drop.

That drop was a bit.. But blackout, though.

I'm out

That's going to be the line.

It's going to be all blackout.

Whoo.

It's not dark yet.

Certified by Poseidon, the world's

Tallest slide.

You ready? it's actually pretty cold waiting up here.

Here? yeah. Okay.

Change!! I don't like being backwards!!

It's not even that scary. Come on

Not me going backwards

Whoooaa.... AAHH It's COLD!

Okay, what is the name of this ride? The name?

Medusa.

Medusa's Lair? Okay. Alright

Is that a test?

Hey.

All right, let's go.

This is a pretty tame one. This is pretty tame one.

The longest slide. Longest slide.

they reckon. See, it's so much better.

OMG It's COLD!!

What the heck is happening? What do you mean? I dunno wh---

AARGHGH It's COLD!!

AGAIN?! What the heck?!

That was actually one of the best ride! That was actually an express pass!

Hydra Racer

Let's go.

The amount of time we climbed

these stairs. there's literally no line.

I think it's the best time to come in. Look at this.

Literally no line.

You think is the best time to go on rides?

You have to sacrifice with the weather

consequences, but it's worth it pretty much.

It's pretty much express lane.

What's the best way to hold?

You know? You gotta hold the mat with two hands. Ah okay

How much per night, there?

Per night.

Where? this one. How much per night here? I don't know.

Oh you don't know.

And final question, Portugal vs Morocco?

I support Morocco.

But I don't think they win. Ah okay. Don't worry we support the underdog.

This is very hard.

I don't know how to.. I don't know

this is too hard.

I can't film this.

EZ win

I thought it's going to drop or something.

I was so scared. Let's ask this guy.

Portugal or Morocco? Morocco. Morocco. Yeah! Underdogs!

Have a good day, brother.

Damn, look at this view.

It's warm here. It's actually warm? It's warm, It's good! Omg

Ahhh It's so warm! Beach here in the morning. What the hell?

So much better water than the one in there.

It's so warm.

Look, there's Atlantis just down there.

I didn't have that much battery left.

So this is the last time you see me.

So I'll catch you to guys in the next one.

Sike!! New battery.

Morocco or Portugal?

Morocco or Portugal? Portugal.

I'm staying with Morocco.

That's right, that's right. Underdogs.

Support the underdogs.

We're just going to chill until the World Cup.

So the battery died halfway through the rides.

Last 30 minutes, it's pretty much all express way.

Literally no one on the line.

The game's right there.

And the game's right there. Perfect.

Ribs.Coming out. Let's go. Thank you.

*dropped the fries*

Not on the white shirt.

(Stained the white shirt)

Blue cheese. Boneless chicken. Let's go try it out.

The old Dubai tomorrow?

That'll be traditional. *Victor approved*

Come on Morocco!

Now we're going to head home

But first, we have to check out the atlantis hotel since it's next to the aquaventure waterpark

This is epic.

That's pretty cool. That's like a Christmas

Trees down on the other side.

Under the sea

That's like a unicorn. Under the sea

Really thirsty.

We're going to go from there to there. 20 AED

Thank you.

It's a great view to be honest. From Atlantis all the way to Station,

there's a mall, crossing the bridge.

A lot of rich looking towers and buildings.

I saw a McLaren.

So that's the whole layout of the Jumeirah.

So we went from there and we

just ride the whole train to there.

Traffic is pretty bad, guys.

If you want to go anywhere, just take the metro.

Public transport is pretty easy to get here.

Just google it.

The whole day is taking Metro.

I learned a new Arabic phrase.

Al Mahatta, alkadima haya Burj Khalifa, Dubai Mall

Damn, guys.

Literally this whole street just

celebrating Morocco's win against Portugal.

They just be like honking and honking.

I love it. You can jump here and take a picture. You can? Sure? Yes yes

(Morocco fans celebrating their win)

(This was around 11pm.. it goes on all night)

That's the Burj Khalifa! Whoa.

Got the UAE flag there.

You got the skyline.

There's a park right here as well.

(Admiring the city skyline as we wait for the fountain show)

It's beautiful

Ending the night with Dubai Fountain show. The fountain show is on every 30 minutes after 7pm.

They play songs from different countries each time the fountain show starts

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