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All-righty.

If I had to compare Aaron
to any science figures,

I think of Tesla.

Of course, Einstein.

You might think
that's off the wall, but no.

You know, Bell. You know.

I taught for 38 years,
and I can't recall a student

with that kind of scientific,
technical thought

that he applies to real life.

I was nominated for
the most outstanding innovation

-in the world for this device.
-Seriously?

At the reunion,
which was nine years ago,

he explained to me
what his next endeavor was.

Then I was--

Aaron what are you doing?

But when I think back on it,

you know, it doesn't
surprise me at all.

Because he's taking
his creativity

just to another level.
That's Aaron.

So here is the watch.
There's the on/off button.

-Has it been used?
-No.

Okay. G-force.

I see Aaron all over this.

Welcome to
Las Vegas, folks.
Local time is about 1:40 p.m.

Welcome to the house of dreams.

The party never ends,
Mr. Twinkle.

-How are you doing?
-Come on in.

Most excellent, man.
Most excellent.

It's a humble little house, man.

Most of my friends that are
doing what I do, have mansions.

But, you know I've put my money
into something else, I guess.

Trying to make something go.

I got in some really
good throws today, Dad.

-Did you?
-Yeah. Definitely.

Over 34 feet.

-Really? That's pretty amazing.
-Yeah.

-There she is.

Hi, people of this earth.

-How's it going?
-Unless you're aliens.

Maybe your aliens. I don't know.

So, do tell me,
how did the concert go?

Oh, dude, I got
the fucking set list!

So, for my birthday...

Uh-huh.

On Saturday,

it's going to be like everyone.

So don't be shocked
if you come home

and the house is like
super fucked up.

Isn't that special.

My two daughters
are absolutely night and day.

You would never even-- No one
even believes that they are
biologically related.

And so you know I'd say
that one of them is very much

long-term committed
relationship,

and I think the other one
is pedal to the metal,

I'm going to experience every
moment I can, maximum party,

leap off the house.

All I can try to do is

help them have a mirror

and help them try to understand

what actually makes them happy.

I've explained
to them both very well

that even though this makes
your sister happy

there's no reason
that would make you happy.

Different things make you happy
and those same things

wouldn't make your sister happy.

It's a guy doing a design
for my day job

using our RF transceivers.

Got to make millions
all the time for the day job.

I specialize in bio-medical
electrical engineering.

I've been employed
for multiple companies.

In fact, I am a field
application engineer
to this day.

I've even have 34 parts
land on Mars and curiosity,

which is pretty cool.

I mean I've also
in fact had parts designed

for the Roku box I'm giving
for Christmas this year.

I tell my friends, I say
our whole industry is collapsing

for the electrical
engineering market.

We gave it away, man.
It's sad what's happened.

It's all going overseas.

It's like if you've ever
saw the Star Wars,

deal where there was
a garbage compactor

and they were like
climbing to the top

of the garbage compactor heap,

I'm on top
of the garbage compactor heap.

So technically
I'm doing better than most.

But don't kid ourselves,

we shouldn't even be

in the garbage compactor.

We shouldn't even be
on the damn Death Star

let alone
inside the garbage compactor.

No extra maid service here.

I clean the commodes.

I technically make
a six figure plus living,

but it's-- You know
it's coming in and going out,

still trying to make this...
Still trying to change
the world, frankly.

I like to think of ways

where I'm actually trying
to change the world.

And so it's ironic.

You know, I thought I'd be
working with the physicists

that were doing the 10th
dimensions with excitons.

And here after
it's all said and done,

It's, you know, basically
trying to help educate our world

that look this is an amazing way

for partners
to please each other.

I really seriously
want to be responsible

for a billion orgasms
before I'm dead. Why?

Because then I'll know
I'll actually make the world

a happier place.

Where did I get this

very serious drive
to change the world?

I don't understand why most
people don't actually have that.

Is there a
question you'd like to ask
Aaron, Reggie?

Actually, yeah.
What made you get into this?

It's real simple. When
I discovered it, so to speak,

not that I discovered it, even Aristotle wrote about it.

It's not that human physiology
has changed

over two thousand years.

But it was upsetting to me
that no one told me.

I had never even heard about it, and what are the odds

I accidentally stumbled on it?

And then I decided, well,

what did you do before you die?

The world has got to know this.

So I wanted to make sure,

that when a couple
was actually doing it,

there was basically a guide
or something to show them,

look, you need to
go harder or faster,

and this was the way to do that.

Wow.
I don't know.

I just feel like
now I'm feeling like

I'm missing out on life
or something, you know?

Well, let me tell you, it's like I'm doing this because

the world has got to know this.

At least, at least,
I raised my hand boldly

and said, "Why doesn't
our society know this?

Well, they should know this."

- He got a headache.
- Wow.

Hit him again.

Ow.

That will do, actually.
A signature.

There's very little
in the middle zone.

Just dealing with one aspect
on its own,

you're very capable of a lot
of intellectual activity,

very mentally mobile.

You love to learn.

You like mental challenges.

And so the companionships

and relationships
that you prefer are people

who talk about
intellectual types of things

and take conversations up
into a higher matter

because you're not really very
interested in things

that are mundane or trivial.
You can deal with them,

but they're just
really boring to you.

The negative aspects
of heavy pressure

is very stubborn,
extremely persistent,

and an inability to forget
things on an emotional level.

Oh boy, is that right on the
money or what?

Well, the harder you press
onto the page,

the deeper the emotions run

and the longer they stay there.

So it means, what you're
essentially looking for

in a relationship
is something that has depth,

that's not superficial
but has depth,

and something deep,
long-lasting and enduring.

My first girlfriend?

I think her name was Erica
in kindergarten.

It was Karen Opella
in first grade.

I told her I loved her, and she ran out to the snowmobiles.

Thought that didn't go
as well as planned.

And then it was, Kristy Felts
in second and third grade.

That was a long time.

Jill Gutchison in fourth grade.

Shawna Hamilton in fifth grade. She was great.

Kathy Newberg kind of
in sixth grade.

Seventh grade? What the heck happened in seventh grade?

I fell in love with a girl
who wasn't in love with me.

Eighth grade
it was Shelly Carlson.

That was the girl I was dating

all the way through high school

and college.

Wherever you grow up is normal,
and so you always think

you're going to do
better than that.

My parents met in high school.

They were
high school sweethearts.

They lost
their virginity together,

actually on their wedding night.

Art got this one
very easily.

No problem. Brought it back.

Didn't need to have honey,

but honey would do
a lot of panting.

And thank you for driving.
That worked out just great.

Momma drove
for the first time.

Yup, and it got up
right in the ditch,

and Liz got to watch me
shoot a bird.

I don't know if that-- It's been
a long time since you've
seen that happen.

69 degrees today.

Yeah. Wow. Pretty sunset, boy.

Thank you
for making food for everybody.

It was my pleasure.

Love people.
Cook them tasty food.

Yes, we did a lot of that.

My mom is my dad's
favorite person in the world

and vice versa, and

you know they-- I think they
only got in two arguments
my entire life,

that I've known them.
So I expected

to never get
in an argument with my mate,

literally ever,

and just to have
this real beautiful,

loving, nurturing
kind of relationship,

and I thought,
that's pretty normal.

I didn't think
that was abnormal.

I expected to do
even better than that.

Here we have
the prettiest

most gorgeous babe on deck.

Engaged for four years,
married for four years,

I'd never been with anyone else.

Not until Lara came along.

I actually told Shelly about it.

I said, I have a major problem.

I said, I can't seem
to shake it, and I couldn't.

She kissed me
for 45 minutes straight.

That song by Sarah McLachlan,
"I Take Your Breath Away", man,

I know what that means,
and I met Sarah McLachlan.

Aw, that's sad.

I created CD after CD,
year after year,

for our illicit rendezvous.

You know, some of the most
romantic music of the times,

the moments.

And I always would have

a single rose
or maybe a couple of roses

when we were together,
and I saved all the rose petals.

So, it was amazing.

Anyway, I wish
I wouldn't have done this.

I put this thing
to tack it in there

and after about ten years
it actually bled through,

but she wrote me this poem:

So you can imagine
why I framed that.

That was a gift
from her to me. So...

Yeah, I tell you, you want
to talk about passion, man,

I wrote her
over two hundred pages

in a bound manuscript
called "The Dream".

Oh, yeah, so here's 322 pages
just for Lara.

I wore your
patchouli today.

I can't even describe
all the thoughts and dreams

that flash before my eyes.

You titled me the dream doer.

My dream was to share
the world together.

Do you remember drawing a heart

on the back of my window?

Do you remember when you rented

the room at the Econolodge?

Do you remember room 202?

Do you remember when we bought

the same bottle of champagne?

Do you remember
the black candle?

Do you remember the tape?

Do you remember the nights

we spent talking?

Do you remember how we danced?

Do you remember how we kissed?

Do you remember when you said

Aaron I love you?

Do you remember the necklace

you gave me: entwined lovers?

The last time I saw you
you curled your toes

around my toes
and cuddled me so.

Do you remember flying?

Do you remember how we flew?

Do you remember
how peaceful it was?

Do you remember the dream?
Do you remember me?

My poetry is not--

It doesn't hold a candle to
hers, but it was to trying to
say a message.

The poem I wrote
was "The Magic Bottle".

The girl found a sealed
magic bottle in the sand.

She opened it.

A magical genie appeared.

The girl had a magic of her own.
The genie fell in love with her.

He said, I don't have
infinite power.

I can't grant you
three all-powerful wishes,

but I'll try to make
all your wishes come true.

Almost a year went by,

the genie only fell more in love
with his stargazer,

and then one day his love
asked him for a wish.

She wished that he would vanish.

It was the most difficult wish
that the genie had ever given.

The Lara love affair ended
my relationship with Shelly,

ended marriages, hers as well,

and when it seemed

that I wasn't going to be able
to get back with her,

I moved to Texas,
just... That was--

I don't know if it was
running away, or an excuse,

but I thought it was just a way
to try and move on.

To try and make things happen.

Oh, I see you're dressed
for Minnesota.

- Yeah.
- Alright!

- Hi, there.
Nice to see you.
- Hey, grandpa.

It's been a long time
since I've been up here.

Alright.

This is my old spot.

Awesome.

I basically did everything

from make...

strobe light systems,
VU-meters, lasers,

and I repaired
all kinds of things

from car-stereos to
fish-finders, microwaves.

It's kind of like my little lab.

I set up all my little
screwdrivers lined up on here.

In fact there's still
something left up in here.

Something was rolled up in here
from a long time ago.

I'm curious what this was.

We are the last survivors
from the planet Earth.

We left Earth decades ago,
hoping to find a new planet.

When we left Earth, dead animals
were lying everywhere.

Fish were floating in the water.

Three and a half years later
earth was gone.

The other ship made it,

but its life support
systems failed.

To my horror,
the captain was dead

and my fellow companion
was dead,

and I never knew how.

I'm 87 and a half now
and soon to die.

I hope someone finds this.

It was all part of these
adventures and things I did.

Kind of interesting.

Lara and I were so close.
She took me to places

I didn't think were possible,

and I think when that ended,
part of me died.

You know, I held the holy grail,

and I think I could have
satisfied Lara completely

if I had only really understood

my love techniques better.

I could have taken her
to another planet.

I could have
sexually captured her.

I wish I could have gone
back to when I was 27

and just give myself like
ten minutes of advice.

Man, would that
have change my world.

If you've ever flown
ten thousand feet,

all of a sudden you're flying
at 40 thousand feet

and you would've
never even known.

You would have thought the
ceiling height was ten thousand.

When you've held
the holy grail like that,

it's almost worth just driving
on with your life

until you find
that holy grail again.

Well, I just wish he would find
somebody that he would like.

That would be nice to him.

So that he could have--

So that he could have
this relationship that he wants.

But now the ladies come with

two or three teenage kids and

that makes five or six
and it's a lot of baggage

-and difficult.
-Everybody has a lot of baggage.

Difficult to...

We started out at fifteen,
and at fifteen

you don't even have a suitcase.

You have nothing.
You just start exploring things.

And so that's what
I tried to explore a lot.

-Yeah.

In my household
that I grew up in, yes,

it was open talk
about sexuality.

My dad is an artist
and is to this day,

and I think, uh,

you know, he made snow-women
that were like wow.

So I think he always had
a love of women

and the female body
being an artist,

and he even made our house
the shape of a woman's body.

So I think I always had
a very healthy view

that women were amazing,

and I think for whatever reason
my parents had more of that kind
of a viewpoint of

it's just a healthy,
normal bodily function.

It's just
another scientific piece.

More of the mundane,
hard work.

How about this for a potato?

Well, that's
a good potato.

We have such great
potatoes this year

we're just throwing away
anything smaller than my fist.

Isn't that wonderful?

Yeah, that looks good.

I don't know if I should say
what this looks like.

Is this another
of your X-rated videos,

or is that just
where my mind goes?

I hope so.

I've been training for 40 years.

We were probably very open
with kissing and so forth.

Sure, and then
he corrupted us completely

when he got to the point
where he had video

and stuff like that.
And mirrors on the ceiling.

-That was all wonderful.
-Yes, mirrors on the ceiling.

That was his idea.

In his room first.

- Those cheap mirrors.
- Right.

We found those real cheap
Target mirrors

that had some kind of
frame around them

that gave you a place
to put screws through

to attach them to the ceiling.

And if people come and look
and they wonder

why do you have
mirrors on the ceiling,

then we probably
won't ask them back.

That's how we can
sort out our friends, how they,

how they view our house
and what it's used for.

-How friendly it is.
-Yes.

Why would you
have mirrors over the bed?

Anybody that doesn't understand
mirrors in the bedroom,

they're probably no fun.

That was Aaron who did that.

Yeah, he did that.
And he got us into video,

so I finally got
some good video of you.

I don't know, movies
are just more fun than stills.

We didn't get into stills
either, did we?

-No.
-Movies were great.

-The soft porn movies first.

Yeah, right, sure.

And we just did
those kinds of things

-and Aaron was just part of it.
-Yeah.

-Never had to hide anything.
-No.

I wouldn't say we shared porn.

I mean it was more of--
I mean, maybe later in life,

when I was, you know after
college years or something,

you know,
that we got to have some maybe,

you know,
for example technology.

I mean, I did tell them, hey,

you know, VCRs are your friend.

It's great for, you know.

But I think that was just
a healthy sexuality that,

you know, there's-
I think it was the theme

of there's nothing wrong
with the human body.

There's nothing wrong
with sexuality and it's,

it's, it's, uhm...

it's just another
bodily function, kind of.

The very first time that
I actually stumbled on this,

I was in Corpus Christi.

I remember
the sounds of the ocean.

It was absolutely
a gorgeous morning.

To this day,
I'm not sure what compelled me

to do this exact technique.

And she absolutely

started to have
a female ejaculating orgasm.

In fact, she said it was
the best orgasm of her life.

The point isn't a squirt watch.
The point is that, you know,

you're getting this
fundamental amazing moment.

It's really female ejaculation.

It's quite an amazing phenomena.

In fact, the orgasm
from the G-spot

is significantly different than
from the clitoral orgasm.

That type of orgasm is much
similar to a male's orgasm.

There's a trigger point
that's very similar to

like hitting your knee,
where your knee just pops up

like at the doctor's office.

You take your middle finger
and your ring finger together,

what I termed
the "I love you" move.

Just because
in American sign language

this means I love you.

You actually put those fingers

right on the G-spot,
specifically.

If here's her clitoris,
the G-spot is right behind it

on the inside.

Here's her clitoris.
It's right here.

It's just right on the back
wall. She's laying down.

This is her clitoris.
This is her vagina.

Right? This is the upper wall
of her vagina. It's right here.

In fact, you're not
moving off that G-spot.

That's your target. You want
to stay right on that G-spot.

And you just, you're simply
not going in and out,

you're just pushing
upward like this,

and if you push upward

at enough speed
and enough force,

you will absolutely have
an ejaculating orgasm.

And it typically happens
in less than ten seconds.

They can't believe the euphoria.

They can't believe
how amazing it is,

and couples that have it down,

they, it's just, it's just,
it's one of the--

it's one of the most neatest
enjoyment moments

that humans can have.

And it's trickier to teach
people than you think.

I, uh, first I found some
video clips on the Internet.

You know, I tried to do it
with written text to my friends.

So I handed this out,
and I think, man, I'm done.

This is awesome.

But my friends came back

and they're like, ah,

it doesn't work. I mean,

what do you mean
it doesn't work?

I literally even put my fingers

underneath their fingers
inside of some of their gals,

assuming they were
good sports about it, you know,

saying you've
got to get this down.

Finally it got frustrating
where I'm like

I'm going
to make the video clip,

I'm gonna make an instructional
video on how to do this.

-Should I...
- Don't jump
up and down, or move around,

just stay there. You're
good. Just--

-No big movements.
-Yeah.

Excellent. Welcome
to Orgasmic Research.

This is an instructional video
we'll be doing today.

What are we doing today?
We're talking about squirting,

and how you can make
any girls quirt

with the Marcus London
squirt watch.

-Any, any girl?
-Any!

-How about any woman?
-Any woman.

-There you go.
-Absolutely, absolutely.

Do you have a name
of like doctor something or?

Well, we have Dr. Anderson
on our team

who is not with us today.
But yes,

we do have PhDs and the like.

Yeah, but I mean
what should I call you?

Oh, call me?
That's a good question.

Good question. Orgasm Boy?

So it sounds like it would be
painful, but it's not.

-But it's not.
-Okay.

It just sounds like it would.

Yeah, it sounds like
it would be,

but it's... It is better

if you have
trim fingernails, of course.

Get it off.

Oh, look at it all.

How the hell did you do that?

Over and over and over
and over and over.

See it really is real
when people do that.

-Oh yeah.
-Wow.

-Oh boy, can you do it again?
-Oh, yeah.

-Can we do it again?
-Ok, one more time.

Right, right, right. For sure.

It's not about how big you are,
or how young you are.

It's all about
pleasing each other.

And let me tell you,
your fingers never go limp.

You know, you're, uh,

you're having a great time
with one another,

and it never, never goes away.
It's just,

it's about really experiencing,
enjoying, loving each other.

In the end how do you explain

how hard and how fast
to do something?

Even my video guy
couldn't do it.

I'm like, you gotta be
kidding me. I mean, I--

You're listening
to my explanation exactly.

You're watching what I'm doing.
In fact you're videotaping

right up close. Like this is it.

This is the moment.
Look at it all go.

I was on a plane going actually
from Dallas to Houston

talking to a guy
who was in charge of like

26 million dollars for Pepsi

or Coca Cola or something,

and I was trying to go over

the explanation with him

of how to do it,

and it just dawned on me,
you know,

what's got to happen?

It's got to be right there.

It's got to be right there

in the privacy
of their own place,

>where it's giving you
live feedback,

and what would be available
in that situation?

Well, the watch would
be the most appropriate thing

because the people are kind
of used to wearing watches.

And there was all kinds
of things that happened

to get it to this point.

I spent hours and hours
and hours moving my hand

recording everything
that my hand does.

It's actually a very
high end accelerometer

that I've put on me

that just starts data logging.

So that actually looked exactly

what was happening
at my fingertips,

on the wrist.
I mean I correlated this data.

And then program this with
a fast forward transformer.

And by the time
it was all complete,

Marcus couldn't believe it.
He was like, wow.

As soon as she started
squirting,

it's right there.
It turned green.

Like Holy Shit. How did it know?

My friend who happens to be
an engineer and a scientist

programmed my exact algorithms

so that when you
wear it on your wrist

and you make the same movements
the diode to the red,

the amber and the green
will tell you

if you're getting close to the
point where she will squirt.

Marcus and I have almost been
on a very similar track.

It's funny,
we're almost the exact same age,

so it's the perfect
mixing really.

But what's interesting,
I stumbled on it when I was 32.

I accidentally made a
woman squirt, and I'm like,

but I'm a huge
science engineer guy,

-so for me it was like...
-How did this happen?

Yeah, I'm like,
that's unbelievable, you know?

And fortunately
I remembered what I did

and I could repeat it.
Scientific method.

So you said that it's doing
measurements of 250.000.

Remember that figure
you told me, 250.000 per second?

Yeah. That's right, yeah.

It's actually doing

32 million instructions
per second.

Thirty-two million instructions?

That's actually running
that fast. Right.

-Fucking hell.
-It's pretty impressive, yeah.

That doesn't look right.

My life, man. What do you mean
it doesn't look right?

It doesn't fucking
look right. Look at that.

It's like a stamp
that was on, so I know

- which video is which.
- That's not--

I put another
little stamp on there too.

Stop it.
The stamps look bad.

Of course not
I think it's so cool

that he's so open
about that kind of stuff

because I feel like today
people, they make it awkward.

They make it a monster.

-To me, it's not. It's natural.
-It's natural stuff.

Like how did you get here?
Yeah, your parents had sex.

Ok, now look right at me.

And here we are.

Hi, Alex.
Well, whether you're a boy

or whether you're
a little cute girl,

we welcome you in this hospital.
So here we are.

We're about to show you
your house and everything

before you were actually born.

Look at this. Wow.

What a side profile?

Awesome. Awesome.

Here's me. Hi!

Here is the coolest room.

We have a nice little futon.

And we have the real crib

All ready to go. Hey, do you
want to wind up the thing?

That's cute.

Speaking of Tigger.

Here's the first little doll
that I bought you.

This is Tigger,

named after
the other little Tigger.

It's not quite frozen.

Hey, Alanna. Oh my gosh.
Be careful, cutie.

It's probably-- .

Don't you go out there, Alex.

- Why?
- It's probably too thin.

You want to go back
to Dad's house?

Yeah.

You don't like to go
to mom's house?

No, go back to dad's house.

Well, I'm going to come
pick you up in two hours, ok?

I was planning like if Dad
was not here to take us away,

I'm going to get an apartment.

I'm going to take
my sister with me.

I'll go put her up
in the local school.

I'm going to babysit.
I'll walk some dogs.

I had the whole thing planned
out in my head at sixth grade.

A little more, hum?

Do you understand
why it's dangerous

you know, if they end up
having to go back with her

because of my side business?

That's what's at risk, you know.
But what do you do?

Do you not do
what I've been trying to do,

you know, doing
something really interesting?

Honestly, I'm not really
connected to my dad's business.

He's been putting it on the back
burner for us for a long time,

and now that we're older

he's like really pushing it.

So we're proud of him.

My Dad says that he'll end up
paying for the college

that I want to go to,

but two years isn't

that-- It isn't a lot of time
to draw up a whole lot of money.

Yeah.

So here's what I got to do
for the show.

For example,
I have a box of watches.

I gotta make sure these are
all good to go. And then

I'm gonna put them in boxes.

I still have to
finish the video.

I actually manually print
all the DVDs in my printer.

Here's the cost breakdown
for the conference.

The booth's like three thousand,

another thousand in advertising

for Glamour Girl
and some things.

I've got people flying in.

Hotels cost me two thousand.

I've got airplane tickets
probably around five hundred

because mine are free
with frequent flyer miles.

And then I've got, I'll end up
paying some people,

probably another
two or three thousand

by the time shoots
and things are done.

So probably at least,
probably around ten thousand

by the time it's all
said and done.

I'm trying to think here how
much

I've probably invested
in the watch.

I mean, between patents

and years and shows
and building materials,

it's probably at least
three hundred thousand.

I would hate to calculate
how much money I owe my friends,

but it's significant.

I need to pay some of them back
sooner or later.

Welcome to
Las Vegas, folks.

The local time is
about 1:40 p.m.

We'll taxi for a few moments.
Please stay seated

and keep
your seatbelts fastened.

Life is good.

Life is good, huh?

Definitely.

I'm going to the big adult show.

-You know. The AVN show.
-Yeah?

-So that'll be fun.
-Yeah, really. You should
have a lot of fun.

I was nominated for the most
outstanding innovation

in the world for sex toys
last year at the show.

-For real?
-Seriously. Yeah.

For this device right here.
For this...

-It's called the squirt watch.
-Yeah.

So what it does, it actually
shows you the right force

and the right frequency to give
a girl a squirting orgasm.

To give any girl
a squirting orgasm.

-You are serious?
-I'm dead serious.

Hey, here she is.

Hey, how's it going?

-You rock. Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

-You look fantastic.
- Thank you.

You look fantastic.
Awesome. Good to see you.

Badass. Well, we're here.

-Let's do it.
-Awesome.

I even sold a watch
while on the plane coming here

because you know
I bumped the price up to like

170 bucks.

So somebody in Pennsylvania
bought one just flying here.

-Seriously?
-Yeah.

I know, right?

And I did spend

700 dollars on
these wristbands that are fun.

These pink wristbands.
So that'll be fun giveaways.

Yeah, that'll be good stuff.

It's actually
50 bucks extra a night?

We're going
to charge you 80.

So...

it's like an extra
300 bucks total?

Yeah.
But it's a much nicer room.

Let's do it.
Let's do it.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Pretty good.

-No.
-It's badass.

I would say take
the best possible orgasm

you have ever had
in your entire life

and times it by 100,
and you might have an idea.

The first few times that
you experience it as a woman,

you are kind of like, oh,
this is weird, this is strange,

and then you learn
how to embrace it more

and it just gets better.

Is it harder for the man
to get it down

or for the woman to get it down?

I think it's both actually.

I think men need to learn
how to perform it,

and women need to learn
how to let go.

Just let it happen.

Because it's not--

It's a different. It's a
completely different feeling.

So if there's somebody who can
help them get there.

Why not?

I think it's great.
People need to calm down.

It's just sex.
It's not the end of the world.

No one's going to die. You're
just going to feel really great.

Because we can.
Life is good.

Going down.

They got to change
his voice, man. Going down.

It sounds like
it's all over every time you--

It's supposed to
sound calm and relaxed.

Going down.

Good stuff. Who did this?

It's going to be
a great day, man.

I love this song though.

Alright,
that's fucking badass.

They gave us
a bigger booth, man.

I only paid
for half of this shit.

- Wow.

- Dildo of the day?
- Dildo of the day.

We're going
to trade them--

We're going
to trade them a watch

for whatever
your favorite toy is.

Yeah baby.

So here is
what it looks like.

I'm Aaron, by the way,
your next door neighbor.

-It's nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

What is your machine?

For what?

Oh, it's a men's masturbator.
Ok, cool.

All right, awesome.

I just couldn't quite get it,
looking at it originally.

So... It's all good.

-It's real simple.
-Wait! Go back

to that hand motion again.
Where do you put what?

Yeah. So your legs are spread.
Here's your clitoris.

I'm a sex educator.
So you better be careful.

-Excellent.
-So he's assuming

this product's
going to work because

every woman
comes at the same rate?

Not at all. Not even close.
There's certain women

that it's like, honey, I'm home.

The Irish, the Italians
seem to really squirt easily.

Whereas, you know, frankly,
Germans are less...

That's the single most racist
comment I've ever heard someone

-in the sex industry make.
-I know, it's terrible.

-Right, so--
-Every woman is like

-a freaking snowflake.
-Completely different.

I know. Right?

So, let me explain.

Basically,
the speeds that are set,

virtually every one will trip

by the time you get to those
speeds. And I said it wrong.

So has your husband
made you squirt all over?

-Only by accident, but not on
purpose yet.
-By the time you're there...

I'm not married.

I know, you believe that?

Because we want
to please our women.

I was pretty skeptical about it
until I saw the DVD

and once I saw the DVD
the guy was showing

how it can be
done and everything.

So I was very,
very curious about it,

and I bought it,
and when I bought it,

we tried it out. Uhm....

It's one...
It's like one of those things

where it is a work in progress.

I know once I master it,
it's going to be real good.

And what's your experience been?

I'm just enjoying
the experience.

After 15 years of marriage
and all that kind of stuff,

it's just like another something
else to add to the relationship.

I mean, you know, another...

-It can't--
-Yeah, it is. Exactly.

-There you go.
-It can't hurt to try.

I mean, what is it
going to hurt to try?

Every time
someone is successful,

and I hear the story
and they're like, thank you,

it's unbelievable. It's amazing.

You know? It was worth it.

I changed
somebody's lives forever.

that have super powers
that fill in your holes.

And you will rock.

Like really,
they can't stop you.

And ironically
one of my superpowers

is recognizing
other people's strengths.

Hey, mate. I missed you, girl.
I missed you.

How are you doing?

I've been doing great.

Awesome.

Hey, can I get a picture
of you two, of all three of you
with Kathy?

Hell, yeah!

The guys that are here,

these are
the biggest stars in porn.

I feel so stupid talking to them

because I have no idea
who they are, at all.

Well, if you go on Playboy,
you'll see them.

They're always on Playboy.

Congratulations, I guess.

Yeah, I don't know.

It's all good.
Anyway, it pretty fun.

So, are you
a distributor?

Ok. It would be
so perfect for Japan,

and I don't have anyone in Japan
selling them yet.

How much would it be?

That would be the cost? 55,70.

And there's a time lead.
I need about three months

to get you 500 right now.

You want me to lower
the price a little for 500?

Are you willing to--
Could you give me 50% upfront?

And I can give you
like 50 dollars?

-And that's your number? Ok.
-Thank you.

Arigato.

I've been to Japan.
I like Japan.

The guy from Japan just said

he'd give me 25,000 down

to create another
set of watches.

He'll pay upfront 25,000.

That's a good deal.

That's the capital you need.

That's the capital I need.

Right. Because I don't have
that capital right now.

I've gone out on a limb.

In fact, would you believe
I have a loan right now

at 281% interest

to help pull this off? Yeah.

It's probably not
even legal, but yeah.

Yeah, some of my friends
don't quite understand that.

Understand what?

Well, they say
it's living for the moment.

It's like,
no, I'm making this happen.

-But you have to.
-They're conservative.

I'm like, you know.

No, you have
to just make it happen.

I know. Exactly.

I want to get on
to my favorite thing: squirting.

So, who squirts?

Who has squirts?
Who hasn't squirts?

Who wants to squirt?

So you need to know

that these two
say they don't squirt.

Bullocks! When you manipulate
the G-spot correctly,

that fluid dumps really quickly
and a massive amount, which is--

You know, where you sit running
down your hands, or the leg,

or it squirts like you
see these girls doing ten foot.

And don't ask me how to do
the ten foot thing.

I ain't a woman.

I can make it happen,

but I couldn't tell you, okay,

this one's going to hit there

and this one' s going
to go there.

You can't tell that. Every woman
is built so differently.

You never know
what you're going to get.

I just know I can make a woman

literally, physically
squirt into my hand.

That I know I can do.

The trick is at the end of
the day the speed and the force

that you manipulate
the G-spot with.

Two green lights.

They're 169 on Amazon,

but we're giving them wholesale
for 85 bucks at the show

and you get a DVD.

It's very unique.

I know. And which seminars is
this? Which one is it?

This is the one Nina Hartley's
putting on?

Like at four or something? She's
over there at the radio show.

I bet I could talk her
into letting me

come in front of everybody.

Nina is a-- She's a legend.

One of the original
real porn stars.

Great Person.
Very knowledgeable.

Her background?
She used to be a nurse actually.

How are you doing
Ms. Sweetheart?

Nina, love you girl.

Hey, I was the guy with the--

-They call it the squirt watch.
-Oh, wow.

Do you remember about that,
with Marcus London?

-Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I measured what he did.

You're having like a squirting
seminar like today, right?

No, I'm not.
No. I won't be there.

Oh, you won't be there.
I thought it was you

that was putting it on.

No, I was part of the panel,
but I can't make it.

Oh, really. So what is it?
What is it about?

It's a G-spot panel.

Just a G-spot panel?

It's like a little sponge,

and that sponge
like really and truly,

as long as you've got your
fingers on that sponge

and you manipulate that
the right way,

pretty much you can't fucking
fail but make her squirt.

Now the biggest problem
with you ladies

is you get all freaked out.

You think, oh, I'm going to pee
myself. Oh my god. Right?

If you can let yourself go,
and just let him do his thing

and enjoy it, I guarantee,

you will physically
have that experience,

and it is a very
powerful experience.

I'm sure there's a couple
here who have done it,

or do it regularly.
You said you did.

What would you say the feeling
is really like, in your opinion,

in the respect of you've got
a clitoral orgasm.

What would you say
that feeling is like to you?

It's an overwhelming like

release of just pleasure.

It's hard to explain
really in words.

I'm more than happy
to anyone that hasn't squirted

or wants to squirt again
in a big way,

or wants me to
attempt to make them squirt,

-I'm here for you.

You look so scared.

I am
a little scared.

Don't be scared.

And it does take
a little bit of force,

and don't get me wrong,
it looks a little bit violent.

And I can do it very gentle.

She's like fuck me.

I can do it
very easily like this

and make most women squirt.

But then you know
I can do it the other way too.

I'm going to start feeling her
up to see what she feels like.

Look, you see the green light?

-And no my hand isn't leaking.

That's her.

I'll do that one more time now.
Again, that was fairly fast,

but I wasn't obviously trying
to make a cum that quickly,

but it happens.

And now I'm going to do it
a little bit more vigorously.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

Now the watch is waterproof.

Now I get a kiss.

Of course you get a kiss.

It's like a Christmas cracker.
You wear the hat.

Actually, you get a watch too.

And a towel?

So, as I said, you know what

every single woman can squirt.

Now guys, some will be
harder than others,

but get them relaxed,
get them really relaxed.

Have sex with them first.

It's going to blow her away,
and she's going to love it,

and that to me
is the right way to do it.

Now I've got a couple
of watches to give away.

It's a whole care package
with one if you are interested.

A care package of what?

It has one of
the squirt watches in it.

-Oh, that's ok.
-You don't want it?

-No.
-But thank you.

But it was just
one of those, you know,

I measured Marcus London,
the force and the frequency.

-Yes, yes, yes.
-So it's kind of interesting,

He did it to me, but honestly

that kind of squirting
I find it's like

it wasn't exciting.

It was something my body did,

but it didn't feel
any different.

It didn't feel better.
It didn't feel--

It wasn't about better.

It was just to try to help
people that never had.

-You know what I mean?
-No, good for them. Yay!

It's all good. Tamara Bell said
you were a friend of hers...

-Yes.
-And so she had asked me

to talk to you about it
because she thought it was

-really pretty cool.
-I think it's cool.

But I don't need one.
But thank you.

Oh no,
I know you don't need one.

It was just to help promote me.

It was only your star power.

I have to get to work.

But it's all good.
But thank you.

There you go. Sometimes you win
and sometimes you don't.

I just talked to her. She just
totally slammed to the ground.

I had the squirt watch. I said

I heard you're giving
this seminar.

And she goes,
no I can't make it.

Which is funny
because it's her picture.

-Oh wow.
-She's not even gonna be there.

And I said yeah
it's the Marcus London

G-watch and everything.
And she looked at me.

She goes, well,
I don't think his squirting

is any better
than other people's squirting.

And I said,
that's not the point.

I said the point is
how to make you squirt.

It helps you get there,

and she's like, well,
I don't need the watch.

And I felt like saying, well,
neither do fucking we.

I'm like,
Nina, what are you doing?

Oh my god.

She just totally slammed me
to the ground, dude.

-Where was she then anyway?
-She was on...

the Vivid radio over there.

Oh, right.

And I'm like, Nina,
why do you slam me, babe?

She wouldn't even take it.
Like I don't even want it, man.

-That's weird.
-That's what I was thinking.

I like being the small guys
that are real though.

It's like you can't stop us.
Right? You know what I mean?

Now a big deal
is Jessica Jaymes.

She can get us on Howard Stern.

So I'm on a new mission
to get on Howard Stern.

We got
to get on Howard Stern, dude.

This is going to blow
this thing up.

You might not know this story,
but she's the first porn star

I ever put down on my hotel room
bed to make squirt.

- Jessica Jaymes?
-Yeah, you know why?

I asked her, I started doing it
and she goes I don't like that.

How you doing? You probably
don't remember me.

Now I want
one of these pictures too.

I know, right?

You probably don't remember
but I convinced you

to walk back to my hotel room
one time, a long time ago.

But to make a long story short,

so we're doing this
deal together, right?

It's the squirt watch.
The Marcus London watch.

So, you know he can make
virtually any girl

have a squirting orgasm.
I know you don't even like it.

- I know. I know.
- I know, we know.

We love you anyways.

I'm going to give
the whole care kit.

It's got one of his
instructional DVD.

It's got the squirt watch
and everything.

And I know you don't,
but your friends might like it.

But here's the big deal.
We got to get on Howard Stern

because he's all about
squirting in his cabbie.

They got this argument.

So we're thinking you could have
the magic key

at getting Howard to say, okay,

you got to get us on the set
and talk about this.

I'll try.
I've been on three times,

but I have not been on since 06.

So, I'll see what I can do.

Well, that's okay.
No, that's okay.

-Love you.
-I've got to get a hug too.

You're just so awesome.

-Do I get a hug?
-You want a hug too?

Are you kidding me?
You rock. Love you, girl.

Hi. Oh you so rock.

As it goes viral worldwide.

-Yeah.
-I mean, literally,

if you help promote it,
a dollar every watch,

or maybe even,
you know, we'll see how it goes.

-100 grand for nothing.
-100 grand.

That's pretty easy.

-You can do it, cause I mean-
-That's major.

Like there's no way I could get
home and there could be

100,000 orders from Amazon.
I'll be totally screwed.

There'll be no way
I can supply all that,

and there's just no way.

And what you also missed...

Cause I had people
coming over here

because Jesse Jane is now
preaching the squirt watch.

I'm already
making sales from Jesse.

Ok, so...

So we're freaking doing it.

-When?
-Jesse agreed

to totally
get us on Howard Stern.

-When?
-Like uh, April.

-Awesome. Great
-Fuck yeah,

That's major, man.
Frickin' major.

Say what?

Really? I wonder why.

Well they don't like
talking to me about it either.

So don't feel bad .

- Hi, Daddy.
-Hey, little cutie.

I got to sing
Happy Birthday to you.

So how are you doing?

I know, I love you. I miss you.

So how did it go today
with Barbizon?

It went super, super well.

I think I'm going to get it.

I feel like I made
an impression on him.

Of course you did, man.
You freaking rock.

Are you kidding me?

So you're going to have

a birthday bash tonight, huh?

Uhm, we're debating.

So many people
have like canceled on us.

Oh, well.

Well things have been going
good for me.

I mean a lot of
the business missions

I wanted to achieve
were good. So.

And Marcus was super awesome.

In fact, I meant to try to have
him wish you a happy birthday,

but I didn't get a chance.
He was...

He was busy,
but he wanted to wish you one.

So anyway,
I sure do love you and miss you.

How about this?

How about we make
another birthday

when I get back?

We'll make it right.
In fact, next weekend.

We'll have a big birthday.
Seriously.

Next weekend
I'm getting my tattoo.

-Right.

Well, why isn't that
a good time to celebrate?

I don't even have
fucking alcohol.

I hate when that happens.

Well, that was that.

Is everything okay, guys?

It's fantastic.

It's fantastic. No, I'm awesome.

I suppose you've never thought
of being on film, have you?

I usually only shoot porn stars,

but if you were interested
in being on film.

I know that's
pretty out there, but-

No, no it's not.
I mean I've got-

-I've seen a lot of things, OK?
-Oh yeah, yeah, I got you.

-Well, I'll give you
my card anyway.
-Give me your card...

Yeah. I'll give you a card.
Seriously. Think about it. Yeah.

And what is your name,
sweetheart?

-Princess.
-Princess.

I can remember that. You rock.

Maybe I found
my Asian after all.

How are you, gorgeous?

Good, how are you?

So one of my missions

is that I need
some footage of an Asian.

Like what is your nationality?
Your background?

-I'm Korean.
-Korean? Awesome.

So, if at all possible,

if you had any shoot time,
we've got a whole set up here.

Real easy, you know,
we'd love to pay you

to basically have Marcus
show the watch.

-And see if it works.
-And show that it works, right.

Like have you ever had
a squirting orgasm?

-No I haven't, but she has.
-Awesome. That's even better.

No, that's fine.
That's fine that you haven't.

Would you
be interested in trying it?

Yeah, but I don't have any time
this weekend while I'm here.

Nothing at all?
You're totally booked?

Well, you rock. Give me a hug.
You're super gorgeous.

Thank you,
I really appreciate it.

-Definitely think about it.
-OK, thank you.

Call me if you change your mind.

Oh, she's hot, dude.

Oh, we want her, man.
That'd be perfect.

If we can shoot that,
that would be godlike.

-Hi. Oh, you so rock.
Give me a hug.
- Hi, Aaron. How are you?

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

Because you're
looking for an Asian?

I really am.
You know why? Because I want-

I want it to show that
this works on all... you know.

Yeah, man, I'm not full,
but I'm Asian enough.

-We can do it super quick.
-I'm here on Monday.

Ah, no, we leave on Sunday.

So we can do it
really quick right now.

How much
would it be worth to you?

I have three shoots.

Like 400 bucks for him to do it.

I bet we could do it
in 15 minutes.

Ok. I just took
a shower and everything.

You're awesome.
Yeah, let's do it.

See if they brought it. They
haven't brought anything else.

-Did you do my room already?
-No. No.

Alright. That's okay.
Don't worry.

We'll do it. We'll do it later.

-No, never mind. I got it.
- Okay.

But thank you.

Do you know what we say
in England? You have to pucker.

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

Now I want to try
and turn some lights on here.

I don't think it's going to make
a lot of difference.

Now he's going to introduce
who you are,

and then have a blurb, you know

a fun advertising blurb for you.

-Yeah.
-I always do that.

So, it's you can find my
add, you know

and however they can
get hold of you. It's cool.

And by the way,
if all goes well,

we're going to have
an affiliate program

when if you sell watches to
the people watching you squirt,

you'll actually
make money from it.

So like you have a little banner
on your website, whatever,

and everybody who buys a watch
for clicks on your click,

you'll get some extra cash too.

-There you go.
- I know, right?

-It is kind of cute.
-Awesome. Kickass.

God, you're gorgeous.

Wow. You know?
Let's see. I'm very curious.

Okay, rolling.

Hi Guys. Welcome,
this is Marcus London.

Now of course we've mentioned it
a bunch of times that obviously

any woman can squirt

and that means of any
woman of any nationality.

Well, what we're
going to do today

is we're obviously going
to make you squirt

and obviously we're going to
sort of showcase

the standard position,

which is obviously
the missionary position,

which most of you
probably already know.

So, without messing around,
let's get those panties off,

and then we'll get your top off,

and then we'll get you
kind of primed up.

- Yeah.
- And ready to go.

- Alright, I'm excited!
- Wonderful.

This is a first,
and I've done a lot of things.

Now, obviously
as we've said always before,

make sure your fingers are wet
and you got some lube on them.

Very, very important. The woman

does need to be made wet
by your fingers

because this is
a kind of aggressive movement,

and of course you don't
want to hurt her

before you've even got her
to actually squirt.

And I'm going to use
that pulling up motion

to manipulate the G-spot

to get the skin gland
to fill with fluid

and then release the fluid

to come out
and obviously be squirt.

So here we go.

We're going to give it a go.
Are you ready?

- Yeah.
-Are you sure?

-Here it is.

And we see two greens.

I guess that's a go.

-I think so.

So, men. This is a necessity.

All men need to buy this
and watch this.

So wait. So you're
the lifestyle fantasy.

Ok, I know what you're talking
about now. I sent you the watch?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool.

-I'm finally there.
-Yeah.

Well, man, we want to go play
here when we're here, man.

You have to hook us up
with some parties.

So these are
the badass lifestyle guys.

-Yeah.
-So we want to go have some fun.

So, you're putting on
some swingers parties on here?

Well you got
to seriously invite us.

-So, is this your cell phone?
-Yes.

We'd love to come and give

some instructional
demonstrations.

Trust me,
we're fun to have around.

Well, we're going
to be naughty tonight, girl.

Fuck no, we're getting to the
deep swingers parties, man.

They'll be a whole lot of days
in 2015 I will never remember.

I will remember today.

We're supposed to be
at the party for Misha.

37-34.
Is that cool if we go on up?

Oh, really?

Hey, Maggie, it's Aaron calling.
We're downstairs with Kat.

Can we come on up?

Okay, I see the escalator. So
we should go up the escalators?

Alright. So we sort of
not go up the escalator

and just wait
right down here, right?

Damn, you're cute.

It's worth a picture

standing here, baby.

You have like a million pictures

of this outfit.

No, no, no. Not as good as this.

It's like all the white.

You guys going upstairs
to the fun party?

-You got a fucking problem?
-No.

Are you going upstairs
to the fun party?

No, I'm going to the bathroom.

Oh, I got you.

I guess it was harder than
they thought to recruit someone

to put their clothes back on.

Hey, Maggie, it's Aaron.
We're still downstairs.

Nobody came and got us,
sweetheart.

Three times I called.

I'm a pretty good sport
about shit.

You had to call mine.

So I got it
backwards, obviously.

How awesome is this.
I like the smell.

Pina Colada.
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

I usually do better
with more people

because more people
are more open minded.

The more open minded people
there are,

the more I can feel comfortable,

but when there's
less than ten people,

you don't know
what they're thinking or

what their opinion is and
so it's hard to be open minded.

Hey Jay, it's Aaron and Kat
calling from Time to Squirt.

Hey, we are at a little
swingers party here

if you want to swing by
for a little bit of fun.

Do you see this city out here?
There's tons of fun to be had.

I'm not entirely sure
that this is a place for fun.

You know who it is? You know
the guy with the big old penis

walking around
with the cowboy hat?

-Oh yeah.
-Him.

He was here earlier.

He said he was coming back.

-He's not coming back.
-He said

I'm going back
to the hotel for a second.

What time do you think
the party will start.

You take a picture of Kat
and he'll come back.

I probably could talk Kat

into having you trying it
on her if you wanted

-to get it down?
- Uh-huh.

And then you try it on her,
if that's, you know,

more cool for you.

She should know how to do it. As
far as doing to another chick.

-I like that. Come here you.

Miss Kitty. Kitty Kat.

You're interested to see
if she could do it on her.

That would be
interesting, actually.

Yeah, you want to try?

Oh my god, I could make
that girl hit the roof,

but they weren't comfortable
with that, so it's all good.

You know, ironically,
I think I know

what's going to happen
in the end.

I bet you they're
going to ask me to come in,

unfortunately.

Although there's a good chance
that he'll grab the watch

and he'll succeed.

That's the only way
they wouldn't ask me to come in.

Oh, you want me in there?

Don't worry.

How are you going, my friends?

Well, it smells like hot sex
in here. I love it, I love it.

Oh hell yeah. Oh no,
don't make me do it, no.

Only my favorite
thing in the entire trip.

Believe me, even getting Jesse
Jaymes to get me
on Howard Stern,

being with her
is better than that.

I'm not even gonna
go to two greens,

where you're just
going like that.

It's like, oh,
my fucking god, yeah.

Look at that shit.

- Fuck yeah.

- Fuck Yeah.
- Wow.

Now do you want to try it quick
or you wanna...

It's your call.
For the name of science.

She's part of this company now.
It's a big deal.

There you go, mate. And
you're right handed, right?

Are you using two fingers?
Which two fingers are you using?

- These two.
- OK, that's right.

These are usually
straight down though.

I couldn't tell you
how many hundreds and hundreds

of girls I've done that to.

Isn't that bizarre?

But Kat is hot.

God, her pheromones, dude.
Fucking god.

Hot. You know,
it's almost a new moon too.

So they're ovulating and shit.

Very hot.

Remember I told you
they'd be saying come on in.

Give them that watch,
that DVD and can we go?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I say we go after one more car.

After this one, let's do it.

No, this is it.
I'm going after this one.

Come on, let's go. Let's go,
let's go, let's go.

I'm not exactly sure
what happened last night.

She's just freaking out.

She wanted to go home.

Oh, it was a mess, dude.
Because I mean she's screwed.

You know she's crying.

She can't get out of Vegas

till tomorrow
no matter what she does.

And I said, what's going on?

Oh, she's in a cab
to the airport.

I had a way better time
with her than Ariel.

She was better. She was better
talking. She's more intelligent.

I mean just, it was
rock solid, you know?

So then there you go.
Right at the end.

Boom.

I really felt bad,
you know, she was,

she was doing so well, you know.

-No way, dude.
-Yeah, seriously.

Is that patented and everything?

I patented it.
You better believe it.

-You smart fucking guy.
-Say what?

How much have you made off this?

Well. I've spent
a lot of money on all this.

Are you breaking even,
or are you a little up?

No, I'm still not breaking even.

Well cheers, dude.

-Thank you.
-Hell yeah.

To seeing
each other here next year.

I hope so.

I'm out.

Living in a kind of society
where sex is taboo
to talk about,

or it's over done
and it's not realistic.

As a young woman in this world,

it's hard to find a healthy
balance between the two.

I came here hoping to be able to

reach out to other couples,
other women, other young women

in particular. But...

I think I have to take my plans

and go at it
from a different angle because-

because this approach
is not working for me.

Being surrounded by

the people that are
in this industry for this long,

I mean you get immersed in--

I mean you get sucked
into this really kind of dark

and negative place,

or at least, at least I did.

I want girls

to try to see that
they don't have to

measure up to
a porn star status because--

I don't want to.

And I don't think
they should either.

Hello, hello, hello.

Aw.

Mr. Twinkle, huh?

I'll give you a hug.

- How was your show?
-It was good.

-It was very successful.
-Did you sell all your watches?

I sold lots. Yeah,
it was good. It was good.

Well I sure love you guys.
You did a great success.

That's awesome.

Your car. We can
pick it up tomorrow.

You'll be driving
your own wheels finally

after all this time.

Yeah.

And you,
highly successful.

I got recognition

from this like growth mindset
program that they're doing.

It's like...

For creative ideas?

I'm just teasing you.
For what then? What was it for?

For growth mindset,
like I'm growing in my mind.

This year's recipient
is Alexandra Headley.

Hi, guys. I'm Allana Headly
as most of you know.

I just wanted to say
that I want to be

your class president.