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(gasps) No way!
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-Iron Man?
-Really? Where?
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(in Russian accent)
I am the Iron Man.
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Hey, back of the line, pal.
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The Iron Man?
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He lives, he walks,
he conquers in our bank?
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I have to text all my friends.
They're never gonna believe this.
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Hey, could you do
a voicemail message for me?
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I do not know this voicemail.
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Let me smash.
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That's not paid for yet.
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-(grunts)
-(all screaming)
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(alarm rings)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(crowd gasps)
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OMG!
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies!Time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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(Iron Man) What? This is preposterous.
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"Family Circus" is still in the paper.
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And look at this headline.
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"Iron Man: Threat Or Menace."
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That's not me.
I mean, it looks like me.
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Guy's got my tech factor,
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but... but... but it's not me.
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Mr. Mayor, sir.
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Super Hero Squad, I... Hey,
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don't put me in the littlepicture in picture.
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That's better.Iron Man, what were you thinking?
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I-I mean sure, what celebrities
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haven't thought about usingtheir powers for evil?
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But... but you can't actually do it.
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Mayor, I didn't do it.
That's not me on that video.
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I believe you, I guess,
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but my constituents are demandingto see you behind bars.
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Mr. Mayor, sir, I'm innocent.
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Sorry, shell-head.
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Because of the cloud of suspicion factor
hanging over you,
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all in favor of taking Iron Man
off active duty.
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The heroes have spoken.
Iron Man, please turn in
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your Super Hero Squad identity card,
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your corporate credit card,
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your key to the city,
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and your standard issue Squaddie undies.
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Yeah, it hurts.
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(Captain America)
Hup, hup, and hup, soldier.
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(door closes)
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We really have to get
the lights in here fixed.
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(man) Fore!
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(men) Fore!
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(men shouting)
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(sniffs)
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(grunts)
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Find anything?
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Nada . Even the sand traps
in this place are sparkling clean.
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Those reports of a fractal
must have been wrong.
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We've combed through
every inch of the grounds
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and got nothing.
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Well, if there's no fractal,
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this is a really nice golf course.
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(chuckles) Exclusive, too.
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Hard to get a tee time here.
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(clucks tongue)
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Órale , this is what I'm talking about.
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Eighteen holes
of award-winning golf course
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and no one in our...
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...way.
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-Abomination.
-And MO-dork.
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It's Wolverine and, uh...
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Don't tell me, I'll get it.
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Is it, uh...
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uh...
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Uh, Devil Dinosaur?
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Moonboy?
Oh, wait, this is awkward.
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Oh, Lizard Lad. Uh, Reptile.
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(groans) Reptil!
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-The name is Reptil.
-(laughs)
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Nuh-uh, that's not it. Wait, uh...
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How about zip it!
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Great. All this trouble
to sneak into a country club,
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and now these meanies
have to spoil everything.
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If I were you, bub,
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I'd worry about more important matters
at hand.
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-(growls)
-Wait a sec.
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-You two came here to golf?
-Of course.
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Why else would I dress like this?
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(Reptil) Well, if we're going
to throw down,
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we might as well do it
like gentlemen.
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(man) Fore!
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(grunts) Oh, I like it.
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(giggles)
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(man yells, cries)
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Fore!
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-(groans)
-(giggles)
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Newbie sliced.
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I hope you have your passport
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'cause I think that ball landed
in the next country over.
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-(laughs)
-(growls)
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I thought you sniffed it
when you sliced.
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(grunt)
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I'll slice you!
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Grumpy pants, grumpy pants.
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Wolverine's a grumpy pants.
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Take it easy, grumpy pants.
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(Iron Man) Stark Tower.
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Who says you can't go home again?
Haven't been back here in a long time.
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Guess this is where I'll start looking
for that fake Iron...
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You? The Iron Man imposter.
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The only imposter I see here is you!
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(grunts) You robbed that bank.
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Now everyone thinks
I'm a crook all because of you.
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(grunting)
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Stop talking like you're Iron Man.
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Stop talking like
you're on Reading Rainbow.
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What the heck?
Rhodey, is that you under there?
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How did you know my... Hold up.
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If you are the real Iron Man,
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tell me something
that only you would know.
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You've been dating Squirrel Girl
on the down low.
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-Hmm.
-Okay, your turn. Prove who you are.
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Tell me something
only Rhodey would know.
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Mmm, uh, you once dated She-Hulk,
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but it ended
when you discovered that she's...
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All right. Gentlemen
don't discuss those things.
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(laughs) Rhodey, how are you?
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And why is my best friend
wearing the Mark II armor?
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Somebody had to.
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Since you've been leading
the Super Hero Squad,
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I've had to cover
all your other stuff.
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Work for Stark Industries,
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S.H.I.E.L.D., The Initiative, Illuminati,
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that Jelly of the Month subscription
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that you never got
around to canceling.
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Jelly of the Month Clu...
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You mean the jelly
that's hand delivered
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every month by supermodels?
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I've recently become a huge fan
of apricot preserves.
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Who hates you enough
to want to frame you?
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Well, how much time you got?
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(Dr. Doom) Junk mail, junk mail.
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Friend request from Magneto
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and Titanium Man.
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(muttering)
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Delete, delete, delete! (gasps)
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Crimson Dynamo! (chuckles)
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Normally I despise actors,
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but your performance as Iron Man...
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Bravo! Bravo!
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And Milton. Milton!
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Cutting the vault with your laser
was surprisingly brilliant.
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Well, thank you, Doctor Doom. I...
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What do you mean, surprisingly?
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(in Russian accent)
Iron Man is on the ropeski... Da ?
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Now, we finish him. Da?
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Yeah, duh.
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(beeping)
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(Doom) Iron Man has been spotted
returning to Superhero City.
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Now begins the next phase of my plan.
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To destroy Iron Man!
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(laughs)
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(Doom laughs)
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(coughing, wheezing)
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(Crimson Dynamo) What is funny?
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Oh, man, this is great.
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You and me being superheroes together.
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Yeah, I've always wanted a sidekick.
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Wait a minute.
I am not the sidekick.
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You're the sidekick.
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Forget it. We'll figure it out later.
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Right now let's figure out
who really robbed that bank.
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-Bend the elbow, straighten the back.
-(bone cracks)
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No, wait, other way.
Straighten the elbows, bend the back.
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-And don't choke.
-(yawning)
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(laughing)
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-(growls)
-You're choking me.
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You're choking.
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Concentrate on the job in front of you.
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(yelling, laughing, making noises)
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(blowing raspberries, yelling)
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Brontosaurus butt.
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Were you saying something?
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'Cause I couldn't hear you over the sound
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of Reptil's ball going in the hole.
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In the hole. (laughs)
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Uh, lucky shot.
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I'll give you a lucky shot.
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To the nose!
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-(growling)
-(Reptil) Wolverine, no!
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It's not worth it.
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Hey, anybody mind if I play through?
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(grunting)
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Yah! Come on! You want some?
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You don't want none of this!
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You're lucky Abomination
here is holding me back.
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Uh, I'm not holding you.
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Yeah, you are. You're so lucky!
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(growling)
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-Oh, yeah?
-Maybe the new funny books are in.
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-Yeah?
-(man) Fore!
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Sorry!
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Huh. They forgot to lock the door?
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Remind me to move my accounts
to another bank.
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I found the security system.
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Why did he make a hole in the wall?
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Look what's coming through the hole.
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It's a second uni-beam.
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Check the outside security cam.
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(beeping)
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The Melter.
So, we know who cut the vault.
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Now to find who actually took it.
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Aha. When the fake Iron Man
lifted the vault,
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the weight pushed him down,
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leaving this boot print.
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Hey, look there. A Dynamo logo.
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(Rhodey) The shoe company can't resist
putting its logo everywhere.
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I recognize that logo.
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Dynamo's a company
that manufactures knockoffs
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of Stark technology.
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I'm sure that means something.
Want to share?
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Crimson Dynamo.
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He used that company
to make his armor suit and boots.
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The Crimson Dynamo
must be working with The Melter.
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-But why?
-(Dr. Doom laughing)
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Why? Why?
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Because I demand it!
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Doom. I should have known.
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Yes, you should have.
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(laughs)
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Such a brilliant plan
to bring down my foe.
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It could only have come
from the genius of Doom.
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But tell me,
why are there two of you?
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(both) He's my sidekick.
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(gibbering, wheezing) I don't care.
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I don't care which is the real one!
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I will destroy you both!
259
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,291
(gasps) Oh.
260
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,709
Fools! Now, go!
261
00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:11,709
-(laughs)
-(grunting)
262
00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:16,208
(grunting)
263
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,583
I am Crimson Dynamo.
264
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,375
I am break you!
265
00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:23,125
I'm Rhodey. I'm a Sagittarius.
266
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,959
Don't you watch the movies?
267
00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,959
The smaller guy always wins the fight.
268
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,792
I don't watch movies, except Beaches .
269
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,417
Bette Midler make me...
270
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,834
(sniveling)
271
00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:35,250
Popular entertainment is for the weak.
272
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,792
Crimson Dynamo is strong!
273
00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:39,625
Look. I'm lift you,
274
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:41,917
and I have throw you down!
275
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,083
How can superhero
defeat Crimson Dynamo?
276
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,875
I have promised to break you.
277
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,625
Okely-dokely. I am break you now!
278
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,542
Hold on, Rhodey. I've got you.
279
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,375
(grunts)
280
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:56,041
Sorry, Rhodey. My bad.
281
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,125
If we get out of this alive,
282
00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,959
I'm getting a new sidekick!
283
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:01,333
Yaah!
284
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,709
Rhodey! Ah!
285
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,000
Ah.
286
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,417
Hmm.
287
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,375
Eighteenth hole, baby.
288
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,208
Whoever takes this hole
wins the game.
289
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,417
Oh, I can't believe
we're tied with them.
290
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,709
They have to be cheating somehow.
291
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,125
There. Yeah, yeah.
292
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,166
Right down the middle.
293
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,166
-Boom.
-Boom.
294
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,583
(chuckles)
295
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,166
Keep a close eye on him.
296
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,083
Qué?
297
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,208
Oh! (gasps)
298
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:32,458
(Wolverine) A fractal!
299
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:33,542
But nothing's happening.
300
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:34,875
Uh, must be a dud.
301
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,375
Come on, Reptil. It's your shot.
302
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,667
Oh, pretty.
303
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,166
Huh. Da-da. Oh!
304
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,792
We are so going to win now.
305
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:53,041
After all,
two heads are better than one.
306
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,458
This cable's got a dampening field.
307
00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:04,875
And it's cutting off
the electrical systems in our armor.
308
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,959
(Dr. Doom) It was too easy, Iron Man,
309
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:10,875
to ruin your reputation
with a fake robbery,
310
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:14,709
to humiliate you and force you
out of the city in disgrace,
311
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:18,000
to weaken the Super Hero Squad
by removing its leader.
312
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:21,625
And now, to hold you helpless
while I destroy you!
313
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:25,625
I expect better of my arch-foe.
314
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:28,000
I'm not complaining,
by the way. I'm just saying.
315
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,333
Pretty hideout.
Who decorated it, Mole Man?
316
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,000
No, fee-fi-foe!
317
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,583
My Villainville Volcano Lair.
318
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,583
A recent tide shift
in the continental plates
319
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,834
has made this previously
dormant volcano
320
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,750
dangerously unstable.
321
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:47,166
My volcanic accelerator
will cause the volcano to erupt!
322
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,875
You're dangerously unstable.
323
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,250
You'll destroy the entire city.
324
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:53,208
Really? It will? Oh, my, my, my.
325
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,875
Such a great idea.
Thank you so ever much.
326
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:59,417
But first, it will destroy the Iron Man!
327
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,208
(laughs)
328
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:09,125
(laughs)
329
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,458
(Crimson Dynamo) What is funny?
330
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,625
-(Iron Man) We have to think fast.
-I'll think of some way out.
331
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,750
You think of one of your usual bad jokes.
332
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,125
Hey, could you wait to criticize me
till, oh, I don't know,
333
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,625
after we get away
from this sinking lava death trap?
334
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,917
No. Let's talk about this now
335
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,083
because you've been acting all mopesy
ever since Dark Tower.
336
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,834
I'm not mopesy. I'm annoyed.
337
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,333
My so-called best friend,
338
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,959
who I used to talk to all the time,
339
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,000
never calls me, never emails me.
340
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,875
Ever since I joined
the Super Hero Squad,
341
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,917
it's like... it's like
you quit being my friend.
342
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,250
Oh, please.
343
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,959
Come on.
Like I've had time to call you.
344
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:57,917
I'm up to my neck in work
because you dumped it all in my lap.
345
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,250
So, don't tell me
I quit being your friend.
346
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,417
You quit on me.
347
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,000
Nobody asked you to put on the armor
or do all my work.
348
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,333
Well, somebody had to.
349
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:06,667
(grumbling)
350
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,208
Does this thing go any faster?
351
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,667
Why do not they just start crying?
352
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,417
Interpersonal relationships
are for the weak.
353
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,333
Crimson Dynamo am strong!
354
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:17,500
Let's finish this later.
355
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,542
Later? Before or after
we're swimming in lava?
356
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,375
That's true.
The armor systems are down.
357
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,417
But we can still do some things manually.
358
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,291
I'm going to eject
the ion stream generator
359
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,542
from my boot jets.
360
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,625
(laughs) Wrong button.
361
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,834
-(Rhodey) Whoa!
-(Iron Man) Whoa!
362
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:50,625
Fools! Your pathetic attempt
to escape has failed.
363
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,417
It wasn't an attempt to escape.
364
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,583
(Thor) Nay. 'Twas a signal flare.
365
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,208
Sorry it took so long.
366
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:57,959
I couldn't get Thor out of the restroom.
367
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,208
Hero up, tinsel-toned warrior.
368
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,291
♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
369
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,208
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
370
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,542
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
371
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,709
Huzzah! So says I!
372
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:13,959
(grunts)
373
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,709
(growling)
374
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,959
Yield, foul villain.
375
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,959
You may have saved Iron Man,
376
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,625
-but you will not save your precious city.
-(beeping)
377
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:29,125
The volcanic accelerator
will cause an eruption on an epic scale!
378
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:33,959
Superhero City will be majorly kaput!
379
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,375
(grunting)
380
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,709
(roaring)
381
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,792
(Dr. Doom laughing)
382
00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:48,291
(laughs)
383
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:54,750
(growling)
384
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:57,083
Hand over that fractal. Now!
385
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,875
Well, we still have a deal.
386
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,667
The winner of the golf game
wins the fractal.
387
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,667
Deal's a deal. Winner take all.
388
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,917
(both laughing)
389
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,834
(both laughing)
390
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,625
Ah!
391
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:29,208
(MODOK)
Geez, berserker boy, chill out.
392
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:30,625
He missed.
393
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:34,792
When I make this next putt,
we win the fractal.
394
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,458
Ah-ah.
395
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,625
-Wait.
-Whoa! Whoa!
396
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:47,417
-(panting)
-(growling)
397
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,625
This is for framing my best friend,
398
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,166
this is for zapping me in the bank,
399
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,834
and this is for that cheesy accent.
400
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,125
High five.
401
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,959
(both grunting)
402
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,667
-This isn't working.
-Oh, forget it.
403
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,125
Have at thee.
404
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:31,959
(grunts)
405
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,250
Oh.
406
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,291
-Ha, ha!
-Cheap shot.
407
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,583
Your victory is all for naught!
408
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,959
(Doom) In seconds, the volcano
will destroy everything!
409
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,083
Including you?
410
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,750
No, of course not me.
411
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,083
I plan to live a long, happy life
412
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,083
on the charred remains
of Superhero City!
413
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,166
Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen.
414
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,625
Buh-bye. Out!
415
00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:56,959
(Thor) Cowardly knave!
416
00:18:57,542 --> 00:19:00,125
How evilly convenient.
An escape hatch.
417
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,208
Hurry. We have to stop that machine
before it fires up the lava.
418
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,583
(grunting)
419
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,792
Quickly, friends. Our end is nigh.
420
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,250
Wait. Does the lava have to go up?
421
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:16,917
(grunts)
422
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,583
(Silver Surfer) It's going to blow.
423
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,500
Thou hath done it, Surfer.
424
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,333
Our end is no longer nigh.
425
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,917
Superhero City is saved.
426
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,625
Sounds good to me,
but where is all that lava going?
427
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,542
You make this putt, handsome,
428
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,333
we win the game.
429
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:41,417
No pressure.
430
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,208
-No!
-No way!
431
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,542
(laughs)
432
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,542
(growling)
433
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,542
-You handsome dog.
-(rumbling)
434
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,041
(burp)
435
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,667
-Whoa!
-Ho, ho!
436
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,917
We win! Hee, hee! Win!
437
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,125
Bogus! We can't lose
because of an earthquake.
438
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,000
The deal is off.
439
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,208
We're not giving you
that fractal without a fight.
440
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,375
I was kind of hoping you'd say that.
441
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,458
(grunts)
442
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,291
What did you say? Huh? Huh?
443
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,875
(Reptil) Tyrannosaurus teeth.
444
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,667
(roaring)
445
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,875
(screaming)
446
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,291
(roars)
447
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,458
Oh, well,
I don't need her now. Ah!
448
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,542
Uh-oh.
449
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,166
Let's get out of here.
450
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,959
And if anyone asks, we won.
451
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,208
(grunting)
452
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:02,083
Wolverine, I can't believe
we lost the fractal to those guys.
453
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,959
We've got bigger things
to worry about.
454
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:06,000
That was a live fractal,
455
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,709
but it didn't have any effect on you.
456
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,375
Maybe there's something
weird with that fractal.
457
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,500
Maybe they're just unpredictable.
458
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,792
Or maybe you're fractal-proof.
459
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,792
We better fill in Iron Man
when we see him.
460
00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:20,250
Ah, success,
461
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:22,291
my armored and lightly
toasted friends.
462
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:25,417
The fake Iron Man armor
plus the money from the bank vault.
463
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,792
You're certain to be exonerated.
464
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,625
Yeah, your reputation is back
to what it's always been, squeaky clean.
465
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,875
Couldn't have done it
without your help, friend.
466
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,166
You mean best friend.
467
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,500
I mean best friend.
468
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:38,000
In Asgard, brothers-in-arms
hug all the time.
469
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,542
(Thor) Ah, go on, hug it out.
470
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:42,542
Let's finish this later.
471
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,000
For your heroic service
472
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,709
and for agreeing
not to sue us for slander,
473
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:53,709
I re-bestow this key to the city
474
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:58,500
to the most breathtaking,
most sensational hero of all,
475
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,375
the invincible Four Bushmen,
476
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,709
uh, I mean Iron Man.
477
00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:06,667
-(Thor) Well done!
-(crowd cheering)
478
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,417
(Rhodey) On behalf
of the Super Hero Squad
479
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,959
and Stark Industries,
480
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,792
we got Iron Man
a really expensive gift.
481
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,166
a lifetime membership
482
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:18,709
to the exclusive, award-winning
Superhero City Country Club.
483
00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:21,375
(crowd cheering)
484
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,458
Does Iron Man know
that the award-winning
485
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:27,917
eighteen-hole golf course
is now just one giant hole?
486
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,291
(laughing)
487
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,000
(Wolverine) Let's not ruin the moment.
488
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,125
(theme music playing)
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