Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:12,417
(Dr. Doom) Oh, the cursed superheroes.
(grunting)
2
00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:17,583
Fools! Doom will prevail!
3
00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,291
Oh! Stalemate.
4
00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,458
Deadlock. Attrition.
5
00:00:24,542 --> 00:00:28,250
(inhales) Months spent
gathering fractals and still,
6
00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:31,959
no closer to rebuilding
the Infinity Sword.
7
00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:33,792
Right, Mommy Doom?
8
00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:36,917
Why do cheaters never prosper?
9
00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,125
(sobbing)
10
00:00:39,208 --> 00:00:41,667
(Woman)
My, somebody woke up grouchy.
11
00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,291
Ahhh! Mommy dearest?
12
00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,500
(woman laughs)
13
00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:50,917
Oh, Enchantress.
14
00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,083
Haven't you Asgardians interfered
enough in my affairs?
15
00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,458
Oh, great. Another one.
16
00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:02,166
Mint me.
17
00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:06,542
Ah.
18
00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,500
Thank you, Skurge.
19
00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:10,959
Go play with the Supervillains.
20
00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:13,583
I can shift
the balance of power
21
00:01:13,667 --> 00:01:15,792
between you
and the Superhero Squad.
22
00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,208
Doom will rule.
23
00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:19,792
Yes, really?
What do you have in mind?
24
00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,125
Sorcery?
25
00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,208
Love.
26
00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,250
Ugh!
27
00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,834
What has love
got to do with me?
28
00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:34,750
For many years, Doctor, my wicked heart
has burned for Odin's son, Thor.
29
00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:38,250
I've conjured
an Asgardian Love Lutefisk.
30
00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:43,667
A portable, powerful spell
to make Thor fall hard
31
00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,291
for the first person he sees.
32
00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:48,792
Namely me,
Amora, the Enchantress.
33
00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,709
Hmm, I see.
34
00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:53,208
And then with Thor
under your power,
35
00:01:53,291 --> 00:01:55,917
you can turn him.
36
00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,583
It's what I do best.
37
00:01:57,667 --> 00:02:00,542
And when Thor comes
to the side of evil...
38
00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,041
Excellent!
39
00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:04,583
Without Thor's bite,
the Superhero Squad
40
00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:08,000
cannot keep me
from the Infinity Fractals!
41
00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:10,041
-Yes.
-(laughing)
42
00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:12,125
Yes, yes, but...
43
00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,458
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
44
00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:15,959
What do you get out of this?
45
00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,083
(laughs)
46
00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:20,667
I get Thor.
47
00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:28,500
(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,I will rule the universe!
48
00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,417
All right, Squaddies.Time to Hero Up.
49
00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:37,166
♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
50
00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,333
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
51
00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:42,542
♪ Well, they may not get alongBut they're always fighting strong now ♪
52
00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:44,625
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
53
00:02:44,709 --> 00:02:49,542
♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
54
00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:53,125
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
55
00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:58,000
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
56
00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,375
♪ Wolverine and Hulkare fierce ♪
57
00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:00,959
♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
58
00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:03,083
♪ When Iron ManJoins the fight ♪
59
00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,125
♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
60
00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:08,917
♪ Thor's hammerHas thunder's might ♪
61
00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,083
♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
62
00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:18,083
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
63
00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:22,583
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
64
00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:25,041
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
65
00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,792
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
66
00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,625
I hate those Squaddies!
67
00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:41,333
Yes, yes! (laughing)
68
00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:42,875
Thor? Thor?
69
00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:45,917
Big, blond, oaf of a hero?
70
00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,750
-(cackles)
-Why?
71
00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:51,542
Mmm, you should've seen him
in high school.
72
00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:54,417
(rock music playing)
73
00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:09,375
Behold my power chord prowess.
74
00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,083
My lead playing hath no equal.
75
00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:18,000
-(giggles)
-Yeah, we doth rock so hard.
76
00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,834
(giggles) Can I be
in your video?
77
00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:23,750
Nay, witch. Thou dost
headbang like a girl.
78
00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:26,667
Now be gone lest thou detract
from my mighty rocking.
79
00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,667
More cowbell! Thus spoke Thor!
80
00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:34,959
(sobs) To be spurned so
by the very oaf you love.
81
00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,041
Oh, it burns. (sobbing)
82
00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:42,291
Very well. I'll take
the universe and you get Thor.
83
00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:44,709
(chuckles) Win-win. (laughs)
84
00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,375
Your nose is dripping, dear.
85
00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:51,375
(sniffles)
86
00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:56,667
Amora, my crush object,
87
00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:59,750
when whilst thou cease
thine endless idolatry
88
00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:02,667
of that highborn
Thunderer, Thor?
89
00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,333
Soon, Enchantress will be mine.
90
00:05:05,417 --> 00:05:09,667
For this day, I will be rid
of Thor forever.
91
00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:13,875
So sayeth Skurge,
the Executioner.
92
00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,959
(alarm blaring)
93
00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,792
(Ms. Marvel)
Iron Man. Come in, Iron Man.
94
00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,667
Need some backup, Ms. Marvel?
95
00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,583
Doom's brought Fin Fang Foomout from underground,
96
00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,333
and he's taking another runat the the Great Wall.
97
00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,583
Don't panic. Hulk and the
Surfer are just a minute away.
98
00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,583
(Woman roars)
99
00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,083
Fear not, fellow warrior woman.
Help is on the way.
100
00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:40,250
(whistles) On second thought,
I better handle her myself.
101
00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,166
"It" myself, the mission.
102
00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:47,750
See how I stand here
with my arms folded defiantly?
103
00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:50,875
Odin hath decreed
otherwise, mortal.
104
00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,375
Oh, my son.
105
00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:57,041
(startled scream) Odin, my father,
what brings thine enormous
106
00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:59,250
and disturbingly
transparent head to Earth?
107
00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,625
Be not a dufus, child.
108
00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,291
Frigga, your mother,is concerned.
109
00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:08,250
Thou must meet a niceAsgardian girl and soon,
110
00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:11,375
or even an Olympian girl,as long as she is mythic.
111
00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,792
Guess again.
112
00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:14,917
So you say, but know this.
113
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,250
Valkyrie Brunhilde of Asgardnow lives nearby.
114
00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:20,792
Brunhilde, you say?
115
00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,250
Yeah, I remember her
from school.
116
00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,917
Mousy little thing, overbite,
117
00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,834
cool chariot, but no subwoofer.
118
00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:30,625
Hotchie motchie.
119
00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:34,083
Yon Valkyrie hath...
(coughs) filled out.
120
00:06:34,709 --> 00:06:37,333
Tell me you shallcall her, Thor.
121
00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:38,834
You betcha.
122
00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,750
Though she knoweth it not,
the Valkyrie is mine.
123
00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:45,125
Oh, yeah, that just happened.
124
00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,792
Oh, if that's
how you feel, tough.
125
00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,750
First come, first served.
126
00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:50,583
No, thou didn't.
127
00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:53,667
(roars)
128
00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:58,500
Soon you super pin-heads will be sorry
you ever messed with the Lethal Legion.
129
00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:01,875
Mr. Abomination,
tear down this wall.
130
00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:04,125
Yeah. (laughing)
131
00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,083
And just who are you?
132
00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:09,542
Call me Valkyrie, earthling.
133
00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:13,417
Come on. Let's rearrange
lizard-breath's ugly face.
134
00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,917
With pleasure, mine ally.
135
00:07:16,709 --> 00:07:18,417
Hark, yo, and so forth.
136
00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,041
Cranky-pants and Valkyrie,
mind if we join you?
137
00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,875
(whinnies)
138
00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:33,458
(groans)
139
00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:38,917
S.H.I.E.L.D. priority arrest,
scuzzbuckets.
140
00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,333
(Iron Man) Looks like another win
for the good guys.
141
00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,417
Welcome to Super Hero City,
Valkyrie.
142
00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,500
I'd love to take you and your pretty pony
out for some dinner.
143
00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:49,834
Be you Tony Stark,
the Iron Man of legend?
144
00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:53,166
Nay, I be the Iron Man
with opera tickets.
145
00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,500
I saw they were performing
Ride of the Valkyries tonight,
146
00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,583
and I thought of you,
very hummable, very Wagnerian.
147
00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,291
(sighs)
148
00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,375
Isn't that smooth?
I mean, sweet?
149
00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,917
Oh, your failure to protect
the Infinity Sword
150
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,250
hath placed the entire cosmos
in grave peril.
151
00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,166
All yours, Thor.
152
00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,792
Now's my chance.
153
00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:17,166
Thor will fall
hopelessly in love
154
00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,583
with the next person
he sees, me.
155
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,458
Love Lutefisk away!
156
00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:24,625
(mumbling) Oh, look. A quarter.
157
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,417
Ahhh!
158
00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,125
Ooh.
159
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,792
Ahhh!
160
00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,667
Oh, MODOK.
161
00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,750
Uh, those eye rays are new.
162
00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:46,500
You must stop. Hey! What the...
163
00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,792
MODOK, I love you!
164
00:08:56,417 --> 00:08:57,709
That is disturbing.
165
00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,583
Love hath smitten
Miss cranky-pants
166
00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,375
in the most unfavorable way.
167
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,208
(panting) Wow.
168
00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,750
MODOK, I love you!
169
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,917
Aw, how cute.
170
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,125
(groans) Oofta.
171
00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:28,291
(kissing sounds)
172
00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:30,625
OK. That's it. I'm struggling.
173
00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,667
It's even better when you help.
174
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,333
Which eye do I gaze into?
175
00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,333
Uh, all of them.
176
00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:39,583
Ugh, I have seen many
a gruesome sight in battle,
177
00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,542
yet I may be ill.
178
00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,625
You're letting me go
with just a ticket?
179
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:46,583
(laughs) No. I know I have
standing orders to neutralize you,
180
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,959
but you're just
such a cuddle bug.
181
00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:50,792
A love ticket.
182
00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,709
-I'm confused.
-Isn't it great?
183
00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:57,959
Here's my private
S.H.I.E.L.D. frequency.
184
00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,417
Call me on it.
185
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,709
And MODOK, do not stand up
a federal agent.
186
00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:04,875
(laughs) I'm just kidding.
Kind of.
187
00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:08,583
Now give baby
some sweet and sour.
188
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,083
Oh, avert thine eyes.
189
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,500
Ugh, keep your good guy germs
to yourself.
190
00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:21,041
Mmm, love you! (giggling)
191
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,667
Do you all think MODOK
is as dreamy as I do,
192
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,709
or is he even dreamer?
193
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,458
Isn't life wonderful?
194
00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:31,083
The only thing stranger
than Ms. M having a crush
195
00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:33,291
is Ms. M having
a crush on MODOK.
196
00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,542
(retching) That's just twisted.
197
00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,041
Which remindeth me.
(chuckles) Valkyrie?
198
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:40,250
Oh, what an Asgardian.
199
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,417
Thor must hang out
with yon warrior woman again.
200
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,125
And pronto, Tonto.
201
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,750
Huh, all previous calculations
have been thrown off
202
00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,917
by Ms. M
and her new romance factor.
203
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,834
(Thor) Uh... (gasps)
204
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,417
This data is so disgusting,
the computer won't accept it.
205
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,750
And neither can I.
206
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,291
♪ The sunIs shining brighter ♪
207
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,500
♪ Rain clouds blow away ♪
208
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,917
♪ It's as thoughThe whole world ♪
209
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,375
♪ Knows what I want to say ♪
210
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,166
♪ You make me feel so happy ♪
211
00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,959
♪ Turn the gray sky blue ♪
212
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,125
♪ You're the cherryOn my sundae ♪
213
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:19,583
♪ I think you feel it, too ♪
214
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,875
(vocalizing)
215
00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,333
♪ Because love,Love, love, love ♪
216
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:30,959
♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪
217
00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:33,542
♪ You know, love, loveLove, love ♪
218
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,792
♪ Love makes meDance and sing ♪
219
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,333
♪ It makes me dance and sing ♪
220
00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:41,375
♪ I wake up in the morning ♪
221
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,291
♪ The first thing that I do ♪
222
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,000
♪ Is sing the song of love ♪
223
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,875
♪ About the loveI feel for you ♪
224
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,458
♪ Because love, loveLove, love ♪
225
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,875
♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪
226
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,458
♪ You know, loveLove, love, love ♪
227
00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,750
♪ Love makes meDance and sing ♪
228
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,208
♪ It makes me dance and sing ♪
229
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:07,208
♪ You make me feel so happyEvery time we kiss ♪
230
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,083
♪ Blue birds can'tStop singing ♪
231
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,792
♪ They want to feelLike this ♪
232
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,333
♪ Because love, loveLove, love ♪
233
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,375
♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪
234
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:19,917
♪ You know that loveIs a wonderful thing ♪
235
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,417
(Thor) If MODOK can get a girl,
236
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,041
surely Odin's
most handsome son can.
237
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,625
Mm-hmm. Wow, I wonder
if this is rent controlled.
238
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,250
Hello, fair maiden.
239
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:33,083
Uh, excuse me, Ms. warrior.
240
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,750
I mean, Valkyrie.
241
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,333
Words come hard
for a Prince of Asgard like me,
242
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,709
but last night, when I heard
you were in town,
243
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,667
my heart soared.
244
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,625
Not sword like the shiny blade
you carry, mind you,
245
00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:48,417
but soared as in,
"Wee, look at me go."
246
00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,417
Zounds.
247
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,667
(groans)
248
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,875
Gad, Skurge.
249
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,667
What evil have you done?
250
00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,959
Your school mate
hath been frozen solid
251
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,667
courtesy of mine mystic axe.
252
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,083
As she made her dinner,
vile villain.
253
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,375
A waste of good
Asgardian meatballs.
254
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,792
Frozen food never tastes
fresh when thawed.
255
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,375
Hast thou never watched the cooking man
shows on the jumping picture box?
256
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:18,458
Speak not of food,
thou blond buffoon.
257
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:21,000
My heart hungers
for the Enchantress,
258
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:24,500
but we of Asgard Vocational
weren't good enough
259
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,166
for you Breidablik students.
260
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,667
For Asgard! Huzzah!
261
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,041
Fool, this be
no kind of wonderful.
262
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,500
Yes, I am
the Enchantress's fool,
263
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,750
but if I cannot have her,
then no one can.
264
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:52,542
Attack a woman while her back is turned
and her food is frozen?
265
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,333
Have at thee, fiend!
266
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,417
(MODOK) Uh, nummy bear?
267
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,542
Yes, candy pants?
268
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,041
I just wanted you to know that these
past few days have been a dream.
269
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,709
I am a new MODOK.
270
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:11,000
A mental organism designed
only for kisses.
271
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:16,959
Oh, baby, you're just like a fat,
swollen tick but even cuter.
272
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,250
What did I do? What did I do?
What did I do?
273
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,250
Hold it, MODOK. (gasps)
274
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,083
-Leave her alone.
-Oh, darn.
275
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,291
Ahhh! Ouch!
276
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,542
Drat.
277
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:41,625
-(gasps)
-She's with me.
278
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:43,375
(groans)
279
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,667
You leave my sweet, little Modey-Wodey
medicine ball alone.
280
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,083
Don't you get it?
He's my boyfriend.
281
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,917
(MODOK) That's what I've been
saying, honey,
282
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,959
but it's like
I'm talking to myself.
283
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,709
You'll find Thor
more than a match, brute.
284
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:09,667
If thou seekest a match,
compare thyself to meat in a freezer.
285
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,542
It taketh more than ice to stop
the mighty Son of Odin.
286
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,500
(laughs)
287
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,125
Be that so?
I'll make you, Thor.
288
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,250
-Says you.
-Says I, yes. Have at me.
289
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,333
(together)
Have at you. Gesundheit.
290
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:28,041
Whoa! Gosh, that's warm.
291
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,959
Hot enough for you, runt?
292
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,542
Speweth away
all you like, knave.
293
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,792
I useth mine fist.
294
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:39,875
(screaming)
295
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:43,458
(grunts and groans)
296
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,792
Ahhh! Why, I ought to...
297
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,667
(Squaddies) Iron Man has a
crush on yellow hair.
298
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,333
Iron Man has a crush
on yellow hair.
299
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,834
(Iron Man)
Will you guys can it?
300
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,709
What does he have that I don't?
301
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,667
You're obsessing, brain bucket.
302
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,417
If Ms. Marvel goes
over the wall to Doom,
303
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,125
my job gets a lot harder.
304
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583
(Hawkeye)
Harder than you think.
305
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,125
Hello, Hawkeye. Let me guess.
306
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,208
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
getting involved.
307
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:14,875
We can only assume Ms. Marvel went evil.
We have to take her out.
308
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:17,583
Yeah, you're right. Wait!
I don't want to take her out.
309
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,291
I just don't want
MODOK taking her out.
310
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,959
Clean the transistors
out of your ears, shellhead.
311
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:25,125
-(Hulk chuckling)
-Marvel knows all of our secrets.
312
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,959
We can't lose her to Doom,
or he gets the fractals,
313
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,625
rebuilds the big sword,
and the universe is toast.
314
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,625
We've got to destroy
Ms. Marvel.
315
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,583
(Modok laughing)
316
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:47,667
Enchantress, MODOK is wooing
Ms. Marvel to the side of evil.
317
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,041
Your plan is going to work.
318
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,542
Perhaps for you.
319
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,208
Look. Come now.
320
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,959
One burly blond
is as good as another.
321
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:58,375
Having a high-ranking
S.H.I.E.L.D. official under my control
322
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,959
will be even better than Thor.
323
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:04,375
Wrong. You have much to learn
about affairs of the heart.
324
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,792
Witch, if Doom doesn't
know something,
325
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,333
it isn't worth knowing.
326
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:14,333
(laughing)
MODOK, my best minion.
327
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:18,083
How goes your brilliant
"turn Ms. Marvel evil" plan?
328
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:21,583
Well, let me tell you, Doom,
you metal-mouth throne-squatter.
329
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,834
Let me tell you something, see?
330
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,542
I'm checking out
of Villainville, see?
331
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,291
And joining the heroes, see?
332
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,291
Of course, I might do
a little jail time,
333
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,375
but my gal runs the jail.
334
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,000
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
335
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:35,291
Don't wiggle your eyebrows
at Doom.
336
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,166
Back off, Doomy-Doo!
337
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,625
Zap me and I'll sic
my super girlfriend on you.
338
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:45,333
-Ciao.
-That freak! Oh! (grumbling)
339
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:48,125
-Wrong.
-(grunts)
340
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:54,917
(sighs) My prince,
all men are my fools save you.
341
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,583
And me.
342
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,667
And Doom.
343
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,792
Why can't I get anyone
to pay attention to me?
344
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,750
Um, Enchantress?
345
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,959
Get lost.
Can't you see I'm pouting?
346
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,834
(sobbing)
347
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,000
Warm thyself, Valkyrie.
348
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:16,834
Let Skurge do his worst.
349
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,291
You have but to axe.
350
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,166
To me, Mjolnir.
'Tis all Thor may stand.
351
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,625
Thor standeth no more.
352
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:38,041
Ahhh!
353
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,875
Val!
354
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,417
(groaning)
355
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,083
Lo...
356
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,709
(groans)
357
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,917
I be a dunderhead.
358
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Hence vocational school
and that haircut.
359
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:08,083
My mad love for Enchantress
almost cost an innocent life.
360
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:12,667
Worse, thine shenanigans
hath ruined mine Asgardian meatballs.
361
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,250
Fear not, Miss V.
Thor liketh to eat out.
362
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,750
Let us ditch the fool with the tool
and find thee some shawarma.
363
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,500
Thor, wouldst thou
remove thine helmet?
364
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,333
Mine wicked cool helmet?
365
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,166
Oh, me thinks I'm in.
366
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,625
Take thine thug friend home,
367
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,208
repair the damage to the city,
368
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,500
and never, never return.
369
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,709
At least not
without calling first.
370
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:43,500
In school, oft I did
find thee cute,
371
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,834
you know, for a jock.
372
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,125
She touched my hair.
373
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000
Destroy Ms. Marvel?
374
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,375
-Doesn't that seem a bit harsh?
-Fury's orders.
375
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,750
Can't we just whack her
on the nose with a newspaper?
376
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,709
Energy tip with an ultimate
nullifier sheathing,
377
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,917
guaranteed to down anything
short of the Thing.
378
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,625
Oh, my great big, disgusting,
evil mastermind,
379
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,959
you're so strong.
Yes, you are.
380
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,291
Now that you've gone good,
we can get married.
381
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,709
-Shall we say Niagara Falls, kitten?
-Meow.
382
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,291
Dude, how can I change
your mind?
383
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,458
Allow me. This arrow should
remove the spell.
384
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:25,166
Wait a minute. Enchantress.
Of course, it's a love spell.
385
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:29,458
-Why didn't I see that before?
-I beguiled you. Part of my charm.
386
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:33,625
Just as Hawkeye will now do
my bidding and fire this magic arrow.
387
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:37,041
For you sugar puss,
I'd fire a magic howitzer.
388
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,291
I hate magic.
389
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,458
Well, I suppose it beats
the alternative.
390
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,250
Whoa. Ah!
391
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,959
-(gasps and groans)
-Ahhh!
392
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,166
(laughing) Clumsy human.
393
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,792
-I'm fine.
-Thank goodness. Give us a smoochie.
394
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,208
What did you say?
395
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,000
Uh, oh, OK. Hey, whoa,
we can take it slow.
396
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,583
Ahhh!
397
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,625
(MODOK) I'll get counseling.
398
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,583
-(Doom) MODOK!
-(cat screeches)
399
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:14,500
You know, Iron Man, the vessel
of my heart remains unmanned.
400
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,417
Well, don't burst
that vessel, Amora.
401
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,083
Your evil love cooties
don't work on every guy.
402
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,834
-(snarls)
-See that?
403
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,709
High-tech cootie protection.
404
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:25,083
I put it there while you were
busy beguiling Hawkeye.
405
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:28,458
(growls) Till we meet again,
Iron Man.
406
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,333
Hey, Ms. M, got a second?
407
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:40,208
There's something inside
you need to see.
408
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,458
Tony, don't give me
any grief about this.
409
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,709
It's bad enough that witch's spell had me
cheating on my boyfriend.
410
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:46,959
Oh, boyfriend, huh?
411
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:50,208
He's away on a mission
in space.
412
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,917
Mission in space, right.
Anyway, don't worry.
413
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,875
The guys know better than
to tease a federal agent. Come on.
414
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,875
Yeah, we picked up
this surveillance footage
415
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,834
from a place downtown.
416
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,000
How is my little cutesy ootsy,
417
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,709
mushy squishy, fruity bootymoo-noo-noo?
418
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,834
(MODOK) Me? I'm your littlecurtsy oosty, squishy wishy,
419
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,667
fruity booty moo-noo-noo?
420
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,750
-(all laughing)
-Fruity booty.
421
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,917
Ew, is that MODOK's drool
in your hair?
422
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,500
(Ms. Marvel growls)
423
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:31,542
(Ms. Marvel groans) Ooh, dang!
29855
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof