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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,914 --> 00:00:08,250 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:10,665 I can't do anything that's too... 3 00:00:11,351 --> 00:00:14,444 - real right now. - [DRE] Okay. 4 00:00:14,469 --> 00:00:16,669 What the actual fuck, Taylor? 5 00:00:16,694 --> 00:00:17,744 I'm sorry. 6 00:00:17,769 --> 00:00:19,425 Yeah, I am, too. 7 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:22,917 - By the way, he dies in the end! - Oh, come on, lady! 8 00:00:22,942 --> 00:00:25,532 You want to start your new life? 9 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,660 Call this exactly what it was. 10 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:29,062 An awakening. 11 00:00:29,231 --> 00:00:30,901 For both of us. 12 00:00:31,101 --> 00:00:32,861 - Fuck. Oh, my God. - [SHANE] What? 13 00:00:32,886 --> 00:00:34,586 [ANGIE] It's someone I dated, briefly. 14 00:00:34,611 --> 00:00:36,586 ♪ Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum, bum... ♪ 15 00:00:36,611 --> 00:00:38,141 [SHANE] Hey, hey. Grab your shit. Come on. 16 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:40,205 I love you, but I am not 17 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:41,931 my full self when I'm with you, Finn. 18 00:00:41,956 --> 00:00:43,847 I am on my own path, 19 00:00:43,872 --> 00:00:45,596 I am taking swings. 20 00:00:45,992 --> 00:00:48,386 [CRYING] My mom died. 21 00:00:48,566 --> 00:00:50,416 [SHANE] I'd like another chance. 22 00:00:50,461 --> 00:00:53,066 And I-I want to earn your trust back. 23 00:00:53,091 --> 00:00:54,817 [TESS] I can't do this back-and-forth, I just, 24 00:00:54,851 --> 00:00:57,046 - I need to get off this fucking ride. - [FINLEY] Are you okay? 25 00:00:57,071 --> 00:01:00,221 - No, I think I need to lie... - Hey. Carrie. Carrie! 26 00:01:00,452 --> 00:01:01,692 ♪ Yeah, trouble finds me ♪ 27 00:01:01,801 --> 00:01:03,441 [SIREN WAILING] 28 00:01:03,641 --> 00:01:05,117 [MEDIC] Her heart rate is dropping, we're losing her. 29 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:06,946 [MEDIC 2] Starting compressions. 30 00:01:06,971 --> 00:01:08,287 I need epinephrine and bicarbonate going in, now! 31 00:01:08,311 --> 00:01:10,071 [DEVICES PUMPING, HISSING] 32 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:13,281 - Stay with me. - ♪ In your corner... ♪ 33 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:15,951 She's stabilizing. 34 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,843 - [MEDIC] I've got a pulse. - [MEDIC 2] She's gonna make it. 35 00:01:17,868 --> 00:01:20,689 - Get her to CCU for observation. - [CARRIE] See, she's not dead. 36 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,269 Next season, she has an affair with a patient 37 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:25,831 - and she goes completely coocoo. - Okay. 38 00:01:26,397 --> 00:01:28,818 Have many times have you seen this show all the way through? 39 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:31,985 I don't really want to answer that question. 40 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:33,306 - Okay. - All right? 41 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:34,306 Let's just say a lot. 42 00:01:34,331 --> 00:01:35,477 - Uh-huh. - [FINLEY] Hey. 43 00:01:35,501 --> 00:01:36,901 - [CARRIE] Hey. - [MISTY] Hey. 44 00:01:36,926 --> 00:01:38,702 Hey, what did we say about starting the day 45 00:01:38,727 --> 00:01:40,561 with a balanced breakfast and a little movement? 46 00:01:40,593 --> 00:01:43,552 Well, we have said nothing, but you apparently have said a lot. 47 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,341 Okay, well, the doctor said you got to get your steps in. 48 00:01:46,366 --> 00:01:48,877 - We're trying to heal here. - [MISTY] Yeah, it's only been a week 49 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:49,951 since your heart attack, babe. 50 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:53,006 Oh, I find Grey's Anatomy very healing, you know? 51 00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:54,586 It's gotten me through some really rough patches 52 00:01:54,611 --> 00:01:55,887 - in my life. - Thank you. That's nice. 53 00:01:55,911 --> 00:01:57,041 - Well... - [TV TURNS OFF] 54 00:01:57,066 --> 00:01:59,061 - Ah, come on. - That can be your reward 55 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,766 for doing your stress test today. 56 00:02:01,084 --> 00:02:03,387 - Yeah? - Yep, we got a quarter mile 57 00:02:03,412 --> 00:02:04,976 - up an incline, baby. - Ugh. 58 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:06,857 Yes, we have to do that. We're doing that today. 59 00:02:06,881 --> 00:02:08,187 - Yeah. - [CARRIE] All right. 60 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,011 Then you can do anything you want. 61 00:02:09,036 --> 00:02:10,497 - Yep. - Including Misty. 62 00:02:10,522 --> 00:02:13,481 [MISTY] Ooh. Sex as motivation. I like that. Yes? 63 00:02:13,506 --> 00:02:14,986 - [FINLEY] Hey! - The two of you 64 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:16,871 are really bad, you know that? 65 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:18,502 - [MISTY] Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God. 66 00:02:18,534 --> 00:02:22,221 - Ugh. Ugh. This is not eggs. - No, it's tofu. 67 00:02:22,246 --> 00:02:24,511 Yeah? Well, tofu... fuck yourself. 68 00:02:24,536 --> 00:02:26,626 No wonder I've never had it before. 69 00:02:26,651 --> 00:02:27,831 ♪ I'm a lunatic ♪ 70 00:02:28,031 --> 00:02:29,031 ♪ I'm a bitch ♪ 71 00:02:29,071 --> 00:02:30,201 ♪ I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a ♪ 72 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:31,791 ♪ Light up all your shit ♪ 73 00:02:31,991 --> 00:02:33,161 ♪ Blow a kiss like ♪ 74 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,871 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 75 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:36,886 - ♪ I'm a lunatic ♪ - ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 76 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:38,171 ♪ I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a ♪ 77 00:02:38,196 --> 00:02:40,706 ♪ I'm a lunatic, I'm a bitch... ♪ 78 00:02:41,198 --> 00:02:43,128 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 79 00:02:43,211 --> 00:02:44,557 [WOMAN OVER TV] I think that's a great idea. 80 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,486 [WOMAN 2] Yeah. 81 00:02:46,511 --> 00:02:47,607 [WOMAN] It's nice to know that I can always depend on you. 82 00:02:47,631 --> 00:02:49,891 [BOTH LAUGH] 83 00:02:50,192 --> 00:02:52,492 - I love you so much. - I love you, too. 84 00:02:52,517 --> 00:02:53,817 - Fuck you. - [DOOR OPENS] 85 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,077 [BELLA] Hey. I was hoping for chicken nuggets 86 00:02:56,101 --> 00:02:58,037 but all they had was something called a "fish cake," 87 00:02:58,061 --> 00:02:59,661 so proceed with caution. 88 00:02:59,837 --> 00:03:02,294 I'm not hungry, but thanks. 89 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:05,861 [BELLA] G, this has to stop. 90 00:03:06,236 --> 00:03:08,706 Get your sorry ass out of bed, put on some clothes, 91 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,741 and get to your reading. 92 00:03:11,086 --> 00:03:13,601 I'm not going. Hendrix can fail me if he wants, 93 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,176 I really don't care. [SNIFFLES] 94 00:03:15,201 --> 00:03:18,018 You're way too hot to be hung up on some Hemingway wannabe. 95 00:03:18,389 --> 00:03:21,854 I hope to one day share that perspective. 96 00:03:23,176 --> 00:03:25,691 I got to run to rehearsal but when I get back, you better be gone. 97 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:27,266 I will definitely be here. 98 00:03:28,631 --> 00:03:31,431 - Angie... - I'm serious. I can't see him. 99 00:03:32,014 --> 00:03:33,446 There's nothing in this whole world that's 100 00:03:33,471 --> 00:03:35,768 - gonna make me want to go. - [KNOCKING] 101 00:03:36,268 --> 00:03:38,252 [SCOFFS] Who's that? Did you invite someone over? 102 00:03:38,277 --> 00:03:39,577 [BELLA] No. 103 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:43,456 - Surprise! - Surprise! 104 00:03:43,481 --> 00:03:44,957 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - [TINA] Hey. 105 00:03:44,981 --> 00:03:47,212 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 106 00:03:47,237 --> 00:03:49,220 [TINA] Well, we weren't gonna miss your reading. 107 00:03:49,245 --> 00:03:51,007 [BETTE] We're gonna film it, is that okay? 108 00:03:51,182 --> 00:03:53,130 No, no, the reading... 109 00:03:53,155 --> 00:03:55,506 It's not a thing. It's a non-thing. 110 00:03:55,531 --> 00:03:57,218 - Right? - Yep, a total non-thing. 111 00:03:57,243 --> 00:04:00,593 [BETTE] Well, not according to the department website. 112 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:01,686 Are you coming? 113 00:04:01,897 --> 00:04:03,386 - Me? No. - Yes. 114 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,841 [BELLA] Yes. 115 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:06,901 - Is something wrong? - [ANGIE] Nope. 116 00:04:06,926 --> 00:04:07,956 Is everything okay? 117 00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:09,638 She's nervous. 118 00:04:09,807 --> 00:04:10,871 - [ANGIE] I'm nervous. - Oh... 119 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:11,896 About the reading. 120 00:04:12,264 --> 00:04:14,811 - Big nerves about it, so... - Oh, honey, look, come here. 121 00:04:14,836 --> 00:04:16,486 - Sit down. - Don't... Okay. 122 00:04:16,511 --> 00:04:18,956 You have nothing to be nervous about, at all. 123 00:04:18,981 --> 00:04:21,401 - That's what I told her. - It's gonna be great, okay? 124 00:04:21,776 --> 00:04:24,116 Just breathe, like in your stomach sort of. 125 00:04:24,217 --> 00:04:26,826 Okay. Just... You don't have to be nervous, honey. 126 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,833 Because you are an amazing writer. 127 00:04:28,858 --> 00:04:31,032 Yes. And you have such command of the stage. 128 00:04:31,057 --> 00:04:33,354 You were so terrific in your high school productions. 129 00:04:33,728 --> 00:04:35,986 - I was a stage hand. - And it was memorable. 130 00:04:36,031 --> 00:04:37,467 - Okay. - [TINA] Well, that's good. 131 00:04:37,491 --> 00:04:40,364 [ANGIE] Thanks. I hope that experience can get me through today. 132 00:04:40,389 --> 00:04:41,440 [BETTE] It will. 133 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:45,426 And then afterwards we can all go out to dinner and celebrate. 134 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,643 [WHISPERS] I made a reservation at Providence. 135 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,856 - [BELLA] So bougie. - Okay, okay. 136 00:04:49,881 --> 00:04:51,799 I guess, um, 137 00:04:52,221 --> 00:04:53,531 - we're all going to this thing. - Yep. 138 00:04:53,556 --> 00:04:54,686 - Yay. - Great. 139 00:04:54,886 --> 00:04:58,356 [TINA] Um, maybe you should, um... 140 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:01,325 Are you gonna... Yeah, maybe change? 141 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:02,810 Uh, maybe just a quick shower. 142 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,601 - [ANGIE] Mom, stop. - Maybe just pits and bits. 143 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:06,100 Or you could wipe just... 144 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:07,565 - very fast with water. - Guys. 145 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,730 Or-or whatever you think is best. 146 00:05:09,755 --> 00:05:11,361 - Totally fine. Okay. - [BETTE] That's-that's good. 147 00:05:11,385 --> 00:05:12,651 [ANGIE] Now go, so I can get ready. 148 00:05:12,675 --> 00:05:14,111 - Okay. - [TINA] You can get ready. 149 00:05:14,135 --> 00:05:15,281 - [BETTE] Um, I love you. - [TINA] We're going. 150 00:05:15,305 --> 00:05:16,385 [BETTE] Break a leg. 151 00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:17,901 [TINA] Bye. Nice meeting you. 152 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:21,775 - [BETTE] You look great. - [BELLA] They're low-key iconic. 153 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:24,950 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 154 00:05:24,975 --> 00:05:28,295 ♪ Uh-huh, oh, yeah ♪ 155 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,790 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 156 00:05:29,815 --> 00:05:31,055 ♪ Uh, where she get it? ♪ 157 00:05:31,105 --> 00:05:33,163 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-uh ♪ 158 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,471 [DOOR CLOSES] 159 00:05:39,461 --> 00:05:41,124 Are you sneaking out? 160 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,170 Do you want some coffee? 161 00:05:47,453 --> 00:05:49,810 No, um, I'm good, thanks. 162 00:05:49,835 --> 00:05:52,932 It was really nice to have you here last night. 163 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,483 I think Mack missed you. 164 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:57,952 [LAUGHS] He's a good boy. 165 00:05:59,556 --> 00:06:05,106 Um, I was thinking maybe we could go talk to someone. 166 00:06:07,515 --> 00:06:09,395 If-if you're ready to. 167 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:14,088 I'm not... yet. 168 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:17,626 Thought it might be a good idea. 169 00:06:17,651 --> 00:06:20,431 Well... you also thought it would be a good idea 170 00:06:20,455 --> 00:06:22,465 to fuck another woman, um... 171 00:06:22,805 --> 00:06:26,351 I'm gonna go to the, um, expansion and-and meet the tile guy. 172 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,505 I'll see you later. 173 00:06:28,752 --> 00:06:30,392 ♪ You can try to fight it ♪ 174 00:06:30,545 --> 00:06:32,425 ♪ Go ahead, if you dare ♪ 175 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,185 ♪ No one's gonna help you ♪ 176 00:06:34,385 --> 00:06:36,515 ♪ This is life, it ain't fair ♪ 177 00:06:36,715 --> 00:06:38,145 ♪ Do you got it? ♪ 178 00:06:39,725 --> 00:06:41,355 ♪ Do you got it? ♪ 179 00:06:41,555 --> 00:06:44,120 Look at these little jelly bean toes. 180 00:06:44,145 --> 00:06:45,621 They're so squishy. Are you looking? 181 00:06:45,645 --> 00:06:46,815 - Yes. - Like... Look. 182 00:06:47,614 --> 00:06:50,040 - Ooh! Oh, he's perfect. - [SOPHIE LAUGHS] 183 00:06:50,065 --> 00:06:54,035 I mean, his cat box is not perfect. It's like... whew. 184 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:57,632 But I cracked a window. Oh, look at this one. Look at this one. 185 00:06:58,338 --> 00:06:59,944 Come on. Have you ever seen anything cuter? 186 00:06:59,969 --> 00:07:00,979 [SOPHIE] Aww. 187 00:07:01,025 --> 00:07:02,625 Yeah, just the other 200 pictures 188 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:03,971 you showed me of your kitten yesterday. 189 00:07:03,995 --> 00:07:07,675 Anyway, um, how are those Rachel questions coming along? 190 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:09,680 - Oh, so good. - Okay. 191 00:07:09,705 --> 00:07:10,981 Yeah, I can't believe we're wrapping this season 192 00:07:11,005 --> 00:07:12,640 with the Rachel Maddow. 193 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,481 I mean, we are living the queer dream here, so... 194 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:20,240 - [PHONE CHIMES] - Ooh, do you have the green? Ah. 195 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:22,025 There's only two. 196 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:25,720 - Um, Alice. - Yeah? 197 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:29,815 Did you interrupt a movie at a theater recently? 198 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,550 Who's asking? 199 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:34,040 Uh, everyone in my DMs. 200 00:07:34,065 --> 00:07:36,590 Apparently James Corden retweeted the video 201 00:07:36,615 --> 00:07:38,375 and now the hashtag... 202 00:07:38,535 --> 00:07:41,835 - Oh, my God, that guy. - "AliceSoEntitled" is... 203 00:07:41,957 --> 00:07:44,257 - is trending. - "Entitled"? 204 00:07:44,371 --> 00:07:45,791 How is that even... 205 00:07:46,585 --> 00:07:49,850 - All right. Yeah, I see it. - Wait a minute. 206 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,391 Did you yell at an elderly woman, too? 207 00:07:51,415 --> 00:07:52,815 - Oh, my God. - What? What... ? 208 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,770 Okay, we had a rapport until she turned on me. 209 00:07:55,795 --> 00:07:57,265 Okay, and-and... 210 00:07:57,290 --> 00:08:00,455 Oh, and then you told everyone how the movie ended. 211 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,855 Oh, my God, it was an old movie. Everybody knows how the movie ends. 212 00:08:04,055 --> 00:08:05,745 - Now everyone's talking about... - [PHONES BUZZING, CHIMING] 213 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:07,950 all this other bullshit you've done. 214 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:09,575 - [CHIMING CONTINUES] - [MURMURING] 215 00:08:10,435 --> 00:08:12,905 Alice, do you know a guy named Daryl Brewer? 216 00:08:13,105 --> 00:08:16,705 - [EXCITING MUSIC] - [GAGS QUIETLY] 217 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,420 Oh, God. 218 00:08:18,445 --> 00:08:19,615 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 219 00:08:22,425 --> 00:08:25,680 [FINLEY] Okay... All right, here we are. 220 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,551 A quarter-mile incline with a view, baby. 221 00:08:27,692 --> 00:08:30,915 I'm gonna run up ahead, find the quarter-mile mark for us. 222 00:08:31,085 --> 00:08:32,561 - You got this. - [CARRIE] Okay. All right. 223 00:08:32,585 --> 00:08:33,731 Just follow when you're ready. Stretch out. 224 00:08:33,755 --> 00:08:35,155 - Don't get hurt. - All right. 225 00:08:35,295 --> 00:08:36,595 [CARRIE] Are you sure? 226 00:08:36,628 --> 00:08:38,203 That looks like longer than a quarter mile. 227 00:08:38,228 --> 00:08:40,865 Well, it's gonna get a lot closer once we get going. 228 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:42,426 - Yeah. - And then, uh... 229 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:44,725 we can get going. 230 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,050 [CHUCKLES] 231 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,298 Well, you know, I would, uh, like that, 232 00:08:48,323 --> 00:08:51,055 I just don't want to die during it. You know? 233 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,743 - Okay. - Yeah. 234 00:08:53,858 --> 00:08:55,426 You know, um... 235 00:08:57,575 --> 00:09:00,415 I wasn't expecting to feel all these... 236 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,875 - feelings with you, you know? - Yeah, me neither. 237 00:09:05,106 --> 00:09:06,616 [GENTLE MUSIC] 238 00:09:06,785 --> 00:09:10,425 I mean... I'm not somebody who just, 239 00:09:10,547 --> 00:09:13,373 you know, jumps right into sex stuff or whatever. 240 00:09:13,398 --> 00:09:15,755 Okay. I totally understand that. 241 00:09:15,884 --> 00:09:17,444 - Yeah. - Yeah. 242 00:09:17,527 --> 00:09:19,407 I can't take another heartbreak. 243 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:23,321 We don't have to do anything that you're not ready for, okay? 244 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,840 - [CARRIE SIGHS] - Obviously. 245 00:09:26,805 --> 00:09:28,105 - Thank you. - Okay. 246 00:09:28,845 --> 00:09:30,445 But also I'm very good at it. 247 00:09:30,645 --> 00:09:32,155 - You're what? - [LAUGHS] 248 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,156 I just... I want you to have all of the information. 249 00:09:34,355 --> 00:09:36,661 I am excellent at it, I've had a lot of practice, 250 00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:38,791 it would be a, you know, shame to miss out, really. 251 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:42,000 I don't plan on missing out, Misty. At all. Oh, look, 252 00:09:42,025 --> 00:09:44,289 a family is here. Hello. This is a family hike. 253 00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:46,460 - No sex talk. - [MISTY] All right, all right. 254 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:47,631 [CARRIE] It's a family hike, Misty. 255 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,045 - [MISTY LAUGHS] - Come on. 256 00:09:50,245 --> 00:09:52,745 - Oh, that's a... that's an incline. - [MISTY] We got this. 257 00:09:52,915 --> 00:09:54,795 [ENERGETIC, UPBEAT MUSIC] 258 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,215 ♪ Up the tempo ♪ 259 00:09:56,415 --> 00:09:57,885 ♪ Up the tempo ♪ 260 00:09:58,085 --> 00:09:59,351 [BARRY] Alice, I've got the board up my ass 261 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,060 and sponsors ready to pull. 262 00:10:01,085 --> 00:10:02,691 What happened between you and Daryl Brewer? 263 00:10:02,715 --> 00:10:05,555 I met him at a party. He was with his boyfriend. 264 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,178 Then his teammate came out of the closet, which... 265 00:10:08,225 --> 00:10:11,660 was and is a very brave thing to do, Barry. 266 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,330 - Okay. - Then Daryl Brewer 267 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:16,580 goes on national TV, he gay-bashes him, 268 00:10:16,605 --> 00:10:19,580 so I responded by calling him a fucking hypocrite 269 00:10:19,605 --> 00:10:21,920 and by doing so, yes, I guess I outed him. 270 00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:23,415 Oh, Alice. 271 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,880 But she feels very differently now, Barry. 272 00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:29,300 No, I don't... No, I don't. I feel exactly the same way. 273 00:10:29,644 --> 00:10:30,984 [BARRY] People are angry. 274 00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:33,234 They need to see genuine remorse. 275 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:34,889 If you can't give them that, 276 00:10:34,995 --> 00:10:37,141 we think it's best if you cancel the show tonight. 277 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:42,270 - Go home, lay low. Let this blow over. - Barry? [LAUGHS] 278 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:45,610 I am not canceling on Rachel Maddow, okay? 279 00:10:45,635 --> 00:10:47,285 Not my Maddow. Not my Maddow. 280 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:49,397 We're gonna figure this thing out, Barry. 281 00:10:49,422 --> 00:10:52,142 We really want to deliver a great finale for our fans. 282 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,781 [BARRY] That would be ideal, but... 283 00:10:53,805 --> 00:10:55,621 Thank you so much for your leadership on this. 284 00:10:55,645 --> 00:10:57,407 - We'll get back to you. - [BARRY] All right, 285 00:10:57,432 --> 00:10:58,791 I'm giving you one shot. Just don't make me 286 00:10:58,815 --> 00:11:02,065 - look like an asshole, Alice. - [SOPHIE] All right. Thank you, Barry. 287 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,004 All right. 288 00:11:07,269 --> 00:11:09,216 What is the way out of this? 289 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,861 I have no fucking clue. 290 00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:14,243 But we'll find it. 291 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,865 Well, at least you sounded like you knew. So, that's a good thing. 292 00:11:17,925 --> 00:11:19,225 ♪ What you want, what you need ♪ 293 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:21,095 ♪ Got the smoke, bring the weed ♪ 294 00:11:21,255 --> 00:11:23,305 ♪ Gassed enough, tryna see ♪ 295 00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:25,615 ♪ If you got that '93 ♪ 296 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,110 ♪ Right now ♪ 297 00:11:27,135 --> 00:11:28,441 ♪ Like it, like it, like it ♪ 298 00:11:28,465 --> 00:11:30,475 ♪ Give me that good loud ♪ 299 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,510 ♪ Bring it now... ♪ 300 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,490 [LAUGHS] 301 00:11:33,515 --> 00:11:35,315 I think I figured it out. 302 00:11:35,436 --> 00:11:37,576 Oh, yeah? The song's working? 303 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:40,461 - [CHUCKLES] I think so. - What's it about? 304 00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:42,825 I'm not telling you that. 305 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:46,285 - Oh, so it's a secret? - Yeah. 306 00:11:46,485 --> 00:11:48,285 - Oh. - [BOTH LAUGHING] 307 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:49,495 Well, I like secrets. 308 00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:51,011 - Let me see. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 309 00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:52,010 - Gimme, gimme. - No, no, no, no, no. 310 00:11:52,035 --> 00:11:53,505 - Give me a peek. - No. 311 00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:55,733 ♪ I swear I can feel us getting close now... ♪ 312 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:59,080 - Come on. Tell me. - Mm-mm. 313 00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:01,488 ♪ So discreetly when you see me in my Fenty ♪ 314 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,480 ♪ They on the floor, floor, floor ♪ 315 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:07,435 ♪ Let them inhibitions go, go, go... ♪ 316 00:12:07,635 --> 00:12:09,697 God, I love you. 317 00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:13,150 I mean, I love what you're doing. 318 00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:15,145 Is what I meant. 319 00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:19,712 Not, like, you. 320 00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:23,003 [PHONE BUZZING] 321 00:12:24,905 --> 00:12:26,195 Um, it's... It's Sophie. 322 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,340 - I'm-a just... - Yeah. 323 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,705 - Um, please. - Yeah, okay. 324 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:31,963 Hey, Soph. 325 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,700 Perfect timing. 326 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,220 [QUIET CHATTER] 327 00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:41,721 [ANGIE] They probably can already tell. 328 00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:43,181 They can, like, sniff this shit out. 329 00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:44,521 [BELLA] I'm the only person who knows 330 00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:47,300 - you're banging the professor, okay? - Was banging him. 331 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:48,685 Was. 332 00:12:48,885 --> 00:12:51,400 [HENDRIX] Hey, uh, good afternoon. We're about to get started, 333 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:53,755 so if you could all please take your seats. Thank you. 334 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:56,275 - Bella. - Here, come join us. 335 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,435 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 336 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:00,830 [BELLA SIGHS] Okay. 337 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:04,855 - You got this. Good luck. - Do I? 338 00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:07,876 [SIGHS] 339 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:11,381 - You're the best person I know. - I don't know about that. That's... 340 00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:17,084 Oh, you're smart and kind and full of life and wisdom. 341 00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:21,236 He's an idiot and you're a catch. 342 00:13:22,045 --> 00:13:25,063 - It's so obvious. - Says who? 343 00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:26,715 [GENTLE MUSIC] 344 00:13:30,002 --> 00:13:32,049 - You got this. - [HENDRIX] Thank you all for coming. 345 00:13:32,074 --> 00:13:33,514 My name is Samuel Hendrix, 346 00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:35,749 I'm the Intro to Creative Writing instructor. 347 00:13:36,113 --> 00:13:38,920 And, yeah, okay. Here we are. Um... 348 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,766 I've been excited about this day the whole semester. 349 00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:45,158 I've gotten to watch these young writers really come in to their own. 350 00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:48,410 And now, today, you all get a front-row seat 351 00:13:48,435 --> 00:13:51,075 at the next generation of young poets 352 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,820 and writers of all kinds. 353 00:13:54,132 --> 00:14:00,625 So, sit back, relax, and let's have a good time. 354 00:14:01,614 --> 00:14:04,430 Dani has written hundreds of these public apologies. 355 00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:05,931 [DANI] I'm happy to give you a template 356 00:14:05,955 --> 00:14:07,411 and then we can tailor it together. 357 00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:10,175 Or a better idea, I could just lean in. 358 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,900 Uh, I don't know, Alice. 359 00:14:12,925 --> 00:14:16,055 "Lean in" sounds like the opposite of "lay low." 360 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,260 Yeah. 361 00:14:17,285 --> 00:14:21,490 [ALICE] Okay, look, if people really think that I'm an out-of-touch... 362 00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:24,985 entitled asshole, then I say we make a bit out of it. 363 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,450 Uh, I fear that would make things worse. [CHUCKLES] 364 00:14:28,609 --> 00:14:29,649 Kimmel would do it. 365 00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,115 - Um... - [ALICE] Sophie. 366 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,765 - You know he would. - Yes, but... 367 00:14:34,315 --> 00:14:36,495 Kimmel isn't a queer woman. 368 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,760 Which is exactly why I should do it. 369 00:14:39,785 --> 00:14:41,125 I know, Alice, I know. 370 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:42,870 - I hear you, but... - [ALICE] Listen. 371 00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:46,002 I don't mean any disrespect by saying this. 372 00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:50,525 But you two do not know what it was like to be gay back then. 373 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:54,475 You just don't. You weren't there. 374 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,395 Somebody with his power and his status 375 00:14:58,518 --> 00:15:02,240 saying "down with the fags" was like a normal thing. 376 00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:05,065 - We don't use that word anymore. - It's the anti-gay F-word. 377 00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:09,325 Well, that's really long to say, but... Okay. 378 00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:12,913 I just... I don't regret what I said. 379 00:15:12,938 --> 00:15:15,068 So, I don't think I should apologize. 380 00:15:16,727 --> 00:15:17,955 Okay. 381 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,879 Alice... 382 00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:26,215 I see you, I really do. 383 00:15:26,415 --> 00:15:29,165 And I get that this is what you want to do. 384 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:33,335 But I'm just trying to look out for the show here. 385 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,900 We're still the only ones on television. 386 00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:39,145 [GENTLE MUSIC] 387 00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:42,733 Okay. 388 00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:46,355 I'll give you an apology. 389 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,525 - Make you happy? - Yes. 390 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,250 I'm gonna go prep for Maddow. 391 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:54,985 If you guys come up with something, come find me. 392 00:15:56,962 --> 00:15:57,975 Okay. 393 00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:01,415 [SIGHS] 394 00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:04,165 - Thank you. - I'm just following your lead. 395 00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:07,835 - Where should we work? - Come on. 396 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,385 [STUDENT] A slim opening in the trees 397 00:16:10,576 --> 00:16:12,706 gives way to the dirt path, 398 00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:14,701 which weaves down the hillside... 399 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,440 [QUIETLY] My car got broken into a couple days ago. 400 00:16:17,465 --> 00:16:20,725 - [STUDENT] Young trees... - I'm sorry to hear that. 401 00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:24,099 Yeah, somebody shattered the window. 402 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:27,714 It cost me like 250 bucks to replace it. 403 00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:29,378 What a terrible inconvenience. 404 00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:31,782 I almost reported a theft. 405 00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:35,525 Until I realized only one thing was missing. 406 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:38,036 What was that? 407 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,110 It was that chapbook you made me. 408 00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:46,135 A criminal with good taste. 409 00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:48,565 Maybe. 410 00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,182 Or... 411 00:16:52,072 --> 00:16:55,640 maybe an immature person whose feelings were hurt, 412 00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:58,725 so they decided to vandalize somebody's property for no reason. 413 00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:02,748 I had a very valid reason, Professor Hendrix. 414 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,725 And you know it. 415 00:17:04,987 --> 00:17:06,987 [STUDENT] ... revealing an aging playground. 416 00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:10,120 Hey, Bella, do you want some candy? 417 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,905 I have a whole assortment in my bag if you want some. 418 00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:14,655 Yeah, sure. 419 00:17:14,776 --> 00:17:17,536 She always stocks up at Duty Free, yeah. 420 00:17:17,815 --> 00:17:19,655 - She's kind of perfect that way. - Aww. 421 00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,702 Well, thank you, that's so nice. 422 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,800 Hey, hey. 423 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,125 - Hi. - Hey. Come here. 424 00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:28,303 Aww. It's so good to see you. 425 00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:31,350 - I miss you guys. - Aww, I missed you. 426 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,855 - Hi, beautiful. - Hello, hello. 427 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,640 Oh, Shane, this is Bella. Bella, this is Shane. 428 00:17:35,665 --> 00:17:37,765 How you doing, Bella? Nice to meet you. 429 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,563 Wow, hot aunt. 430 00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:41,515 Okay. I feel that. 431 00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:44,140 - Yeah. - Where's Tess? 432 00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:48,475 She couldn't make it. But she sends her love. 433 00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:49,775 Mmm. 434 00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,187 [STUDENT] our ballroom. 435 00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:54,275 A sandbox waiting to be transformed... 436 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:57,710 I know it's not easy owning your own mistakes 437 00:17:57,735 --> 00:17:59,445 and trying to make things right. 438 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:00,705 I know how that feels. 439 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,495 Mm. 440 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:06,035 - She's a good person. - I know. I know. 441 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:08,585 She's just, uh... 442 00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:12,800 - She's not herself yet. - Yeah, well, that makes sense. Right? 443 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,311 - I mean, her mom just died. - Yeah. 444 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:16,310 You two are trying to figure things out. 445 00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:18,835 I know, I know, I know. It's-it's... 446 00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,055 It's more than that. 447 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:27,858 It just, it feels like we're not moving forward together. 448 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,950 [GENTLE MUSIC] 449 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:34,825 Trust takes time. 450 00:18:35,977 --> 00:18:37,277 - Right. - Mm. 451 00:18:37,302 --> 00:18:40,210 - Time and honesty. - Relentless honesty. 452 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:44,275 They've got good couples therapists in Toronto, don't they? 453 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,840 [LAUGHS] The best. 454 00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:47,211 - Ah. - Universal health care. 455 00:18:47,235 --> 00:18:48,875 Oh, okay, that's the secret. 456 00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:51,872 [APPLAUSE] 457 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,686 [HENDRIX] Beautiful. Beautiful work, Ben. 458 00:18:56,205 --> 00:19:01,095 Next up, we have Angelica Porter-Kennard. 459 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,648 - Whoo! - Go, G! 460 00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,451 - [BETTE] She looks nervous. - Wait, that's... 461 00:19:13,475 --> 00:19:16,065 - [SHUSHING] - Shh, she's starting. 462 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,881 [TENSE MUSIC] 463 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,617 [ANGIE] Hi. [CLEARS THROAT] 464 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,960 Nowhere. 465 00:19:22,985 --> 00:19:27,035 - [BUSY CHATTER] - [SIGHS] 466 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:29,210 - Oh, hi. Oh, nice. - Hey, you approve? 467 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,245 Kitties everywhere. I love it. 468 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,298 - Hey. - Hey. What do you think of this? 469 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,011 "Sometimes I lose sight of my own power and responsibility 470 00:19:36,035 --> 00:19:37,931 as a public figure and it's in those moments 471 00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:39,681 that I betray myself and my community." 472 00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:42,099 Mmm. Okay. Uh, the sentiment's there, 473 00:19:42,124 --> 00:19:44,335 I just think it needs to be in Alice's voice just a little bit more. 474 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,651 - Copy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 475 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:48,145 - [PHONE RINGING] - Oh, uh, one second. 476 00:19:48,407 --> 00:19:49,997 This is Sophie. 477 00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:54,878 [ALICE] Okay, okay. That's a lot of torque. 478 00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:58,080 - Whoo! How many CCs is this? - Alice. 479 00:19:58,105 --> 00:19:59,815 - What are CCs anyway? - Hey, Alice. 480 00:20:00,015 --> 00:20:01,661 - Can I get you for a minute? - Do you know what a CC is? 481 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,621 [ALICE] Yeah, okay, wait. Here's what I'm wondering though. 482 00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:07,790 The transition time between 483 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,920 landing with Rachel, right? And landing the jump. 484 00:20:10,945 --> 00:20:13,471 Also, I think we should walk it through. Is she here? 485 00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:15,796 - Is she here yet? - She's not coming. 486 00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:22,023 - What? - Maddow pulled out. 487 00:20:23,295 --> 00:20:24,367 Sophie... 488 00:20:25,505 --> 00:20:26,755 Did she say why? 489 00:20:28,765 --> 00:20:30,398 - Alice... - Oh, my... 490 00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:33,031 - [SOPHIE] But hey, hey. - [ALICE SIGHS] 491 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,629 We tape in 45 minutes, we-we-we can call favors. 492 00:20:36,654 --> 00:20:39,704 That's enough time. We can call people in. It's fine. 493 00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:45,710 Let's just... cancel the finale. 494 00:20:46,152 --> 00:20:48,080 - Excuse me? - Everyone, canceled! 495 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,000 Alice... 496 00:20:50,025 --> 00:20:52,341 What's the point of all this, really? If you think about it. 497 00:20:52,365 --> 00:20:55,705 Just like, oh, I get on stage every week and I'm... 498 00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:58,465 you know, trying to bring a little joy to everyone. 499 00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:01,835 Just trying to give a voice to all the queers! 500 00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:04,055 And they turn on me? 501 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,540 It's not fucking worth it, okay? 502 00:21:06,585 --> 00:21:08,975 Just run a, uh, clip show for all I care. 503 00:21:09,175 --> 00:21:11,225 That, that... I'm sorry, Sophie. 504 00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:13,749 I'll... I'll pay for it if it's broken. 505 00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:17,815 Hey. You okay? 506 00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:20,237 [SOMBER MUSIC] 507 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,985 What are you gonna do? You gonna cancel the episode? 508 00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:27,446 I'm gonna make a fucking show. 509 00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:34,187 "Then I shouted to everyone, everywhere, 510 00:21:34,212 --> 00:21:36,302 but my voice was heard by no one, nowhere. 511 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,760 I saw you in the mirror until I grew up 512 00:21:38,785 --> 00:21:41,431 and realized there's nothing familiar about you anymore, 513 00:21:41,455 --> 00:21:44,755 you were just empty space where love once lived." 514 00:21:44,978 --> 00:21:47,385 - Thank you. - [APPLAUSE] 515 00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:50,870 [WHOOPING] 516 00:21:53,994 --> 00:21:55,874 Wait, that's the guy. 517 00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:57,491 - [BETTE] Who? - That's the guy, that's her ex. 518 00:21:57,515 --> 00:22:00,620 - No, no, that's her professor. - I'm telling you, 519 00:22:00,645 --> 00:22:04,040 that's her ex. Bella. Is that her ex? Or is that her professor? 520 00:22:04,065 --> 00:22:05,445 [TENSE MUSIC] 521 00:22:07,173 --> 00:22:10,645 - Um... Uh... - [TINA] Hey! 522 00:22:10,815 --> 00:22:13,421 Get away from my daughter! I'm talking to you, Professor! 523 00:22:13,445 --> 00:22:15,960 What are you... ? Mom. Sit down. 524 00:22:15,985 --> 00:22:17,745 - You're making a scene. - Don't speak! 525 00:22:17,785 --> 00:22:19,705 What is wrong with you?! 526 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:24,140 [GROANS] 527 00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:26,965 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 528 00:22:27,165 --> 00:22:29,135 [TAKES DEEP BREATH] 529 00:22:29,296 --> 00:22:30,730 Margaret Cho is gonna come back as host, 530 00:22:30,755 --> 00:22:32,975 - she's gonna kill it. - [DANI] Great. 531 00:22:33,175 --> 00:22:35,481 So, that takes care of our three-minute opening monologue, 532 00:22:35,505 --> 00:22:38,273 but that still leaves with me with four to five minutes short 533 00:22:38,298 --> 00:22:42,739 - without... Maddow. God. - What about Dre? 534 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,959 They've been working on new material. 535 00:22:46,015 --> 00:22:47,445 They're new, but... 536 00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:49,791 [SOPHIE] I've been wanting to do this kind of thing 537 00:22:49,815 --> 00:22:51,995 for so fucking long. 538 00:22:52,156 --> 00:22:54,500 Make the show about bringing in new talent. 539 00:22:54,525 --> 00:22:55,535 Queer talent. 540 00:22:55,735 --> 00:22:58,961 - [DANI] Okay, then let's do it. - [OPTIMISTIC MUSIC] 541 00:23:04,668 --> 00:23:05,970 [MISTY] You're almost there. 542 00:23:05,995 --> 00:23:08,355 - Home stretch. Here we go, Care. - Just past this line. 543 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,980 [CARRIE] I'm coming. I'm, uh... 544 00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:11,351 - [MISTY] Okay. - [FINLEY] Come on, right here. 545 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:12,851 [MISTY] You can stop if you need to. 546 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,191 - Okay. Oh, God, I'm... - [FINLEY] Right here. 547 00:23:14,215 --> 00:23:15,691 - Yeah, come on. Right here. - Come on. 548 00:23:15,715 --> 00:23:17,021 - Come on, you got this. - [CARRIE] Oh, man. 549 00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:18,441 You got this. A couple more steps. 550 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,781 - Come on. - A couple more, you can do it. 551 00:23:19,805 --> 00:23:21,700 - Yes! - Yes! She's a beast, people! 552 00:23:21,725 --> 00:23:23,031 - You did it. Are you all right? - Please give me... 553 00:23:23,055 --> 00:23:24,531 Just give me a minute, give me a minute. 554 00:23:24,555 --> 00:23:25,490 - How's the heart? - I don't know. I don't know. 555 00:23:25,515 --> 00:23:26,700 Here, chug this. 556 00:23:26,725 --> 00:23:27,951 - You need to drink this. - You okay? 557 00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:29,645 - You okay? - Yeah. I think so. 558 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,710 What the fuck is in that? 559 00:23:34,735 --> 00:23:36,710 - What? - Well, it's green powder. 560 00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:38,211 - I thought it'd be good for you. - Oh, dude. 561 00:23:38,235 --> 00:23:40,131 - It's got vitamins and stuff. - That's so not... 562 00:23:40,155 --> 00:23:43,205 Come on, Finley, I like my water clear, like everyone does. 563 00:23:43,405 --> 00:23:45,715 You know, I like my eggs to be eggs. 564 00:23:45,915 --> 00:23:48,835 The doctor said, you know... I'm just, I'm trying to help. 565 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,385 I know, but you're driving me crazy. 566 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:54,385 Sorry, I just... 567 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:57,455 I thought I lost you and it was really fucking scary. 568 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,280 - I know. - [FINLEY] I just... 569 00:24:00,084 --> 00:24:01,975 I don't want to lose you, I love you. 570 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:05,111 Not in a gay way. I mean, you know, we're both gay, 571 00:24:05,135 --> 00:24:06,235 - but... - Yeah. 572 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,770 I totally get that. I love you, too. 573 00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:10,471 A lot. 574 00:24:10,775 --> 00:24:12,751 Now, will you help me get down this fucking hill? 575 00:24:12,775 --> 00:24:14,251 [FINLEY] Yep. I got you. Let's go. 576 00:24:14,275 --> 00:24:15,581 - Let's go. Let's go. - Come on. 577 00:24:15,605 --> 00:24:16,705 - Carrie? - What? 578 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,170 - I'm super gay for you. - You are? 579 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,380 - Mm-hmm. - That's good to know, Misty. 580 00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:22,211 - Oh, boy, my legs are jiggling. - [MISTY] Yeah? 581 00:24:22,235 --> 00:24:23,721 [FINLEY] It's all right, it's only a half mile down. 582 00:24:23,745 --> 00:24:26,165 [CARRIE] A half mile? I knew you lied, Finley. 583 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:27,761 [FINLEY] I wanted you to see the view. 584 00:24:27,785 --> 00:24:29,601 [CARRIE] I don't want to see the view. 585 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:32,555 ♪ Oh ♪ 586 00:24:33,342 --> 00:24:36,100 You just fucking humiliated me in front of my entire class. 587 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,901 [SIGHS] We trusted you to take care of yourself. 588 00:24:37,925 --> 00:24:40,940 - I am taking care of myself. - He belongs in jail. 589 00:24:40,965 --> 00:24:42,361 Okay, why didn't you tell us? 590 00:24:42,385 --> 00:24:44,110 - I... - Why didn't you tell me? 591 00:24:44,135 --> 00:24:46,595 Because I don't owe you anything! It's my fucking life! 592 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:49,621 - We obviously need to move back here. - No, I do not want you here. 593 00:24:49,645 --> 00:24:51,450 - At all. - Which is clear. 594 00:24:51,475 --> 00:24:52,791 I'm just gonna get a condo right next to your dorm 595 00:24:52,815 --> 00:24:54,291 and I'm not gonna let you out of my sight. 596 00:24:54,315 --> 00:24:56,081 - Okay. Okay. - Okay, okay, okay. All right. 597 00:24:56,105 --> 00:24:58,791 All right, no. For the record, listen, we're blaming him, 598 00:24:58,815 --> 00:25:00,591 - we're not blaming you. - What? No! Why? 599 00:25:00,615 --> 00:25:02,171 Oh, honey, he took advantage of you. 600 00:25:02,195 --> 00:25:03,961 No, he did not. You're not getting it. 601 00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:06,300 - What is he? Like 27? 28? - [ANGIE] Yes. 602 00:25:06,325 --> 00:25:09,165 Yeah, and it was nothing like that. That's not the situation. 603 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:11,351 Honey, you just don't see it that way right now. 604 00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:14,351 But later you're gonna understand; he totally took advantage of you. 605 00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:16,141 This is exactly why I don't tell you anything. 606 00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:18,061 You're all acting like fucking hypocrites. 607 00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:20,560 Like you've never fallen in love with someone that you shouldn't? 608 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,481 - It's fucking bullshit. - [BETTE] Okay. 609 00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:25,076 Okay. Okay. Um... 610 00:25:27,517 --> 00:25:28,727 Oh, no, okay... 611 00:25:28,752 --> 00:25:30,762 - It's fine. - [BETTE] Okay, okay. 612 00:25:30,855 --> 00:25:31,895 [SIGHS] 613 00:25:33,445 --> 00:25:36,115 [SIGHS] All right, why don't we just, um... 614 00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:37,831 I don't know, why won't we just go to dinner... 615 00:25:37,855 --> 00:25:39,155 Fuck dinner. I don't... 616 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,340 I don't want... I don't want to be around you. 617 00:25:42,945 --> 00:25:44,166 Angie, wait up! 618 00:25:48,679 --> 00:25:50,719 - Angie, wait up. Wait up. - No. 619 00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:52,511 - They just treat me like a kid. - [BELLA] No... 620 00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:53,935 They just fucking humiliated me 621 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,252 and they didn't even fucking realize it. 622 00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:57,851 - Okay, now that I saw. I saw that. - Like, can you believe how wrong 623 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,259 they all are about the situation? 624 00:25:59,284 --> 00:26:02,265 Like, they misjudged it so poorly, you know? 625 00:26:02,418 --> 00:26:05,302 I-I sort of think... they're right. 626 00:26:09,475 --> 00:26:13,131 - What? - Uh, I just mean, um... 627 00:26:14,235 --> 00:26:15,713 I think it's weird. 628 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,750 On his side. Not on yours. 629 00:26:19,775 --> 00:26:22,575 - How? I was the one that kissed him. - I know, but it-it's... 630 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,200 I was the one that told him that it was okay. 631 00:26:25,575 --> 00:26:27,171 Do you understand what I'm saying? 632 00:26:27,195 --> 00:26:30,165 He was the one that wanted to get out of it. 633 00:26:30,365 --> 00:26:32,341 I don't want to seem like I'm a fucking kid 634 00:26:32,365 --> 00:26:33,721 who doesn't know what she wants. 635 00:26:33,745 --> 00:26:35,613 - Because that is not the truth. - I know. 636 00:26:35,638 --> 00:26:38,345 I'm on your side! I am on your side! 637 00:26:38,545 --> 00:26:41,385 I just... He has all the power. 638 00:26:41,937 --> 00:26:43,417 - Okay, whatever. - That's real. 639 00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:45,220 May I please have my bag? 640 00:26:46,307 --> 00:26:48,434 - May I please have my bag? - Okay. 641 00:26:51,185 --> 00:26:53,967 - Where are you going? - Don't worry about it. 642 00:26:58,445 --> 00:27:00,035 Piddles Junior? 643 00:27:00,141 --> 00:27:01,850 I had the worst day... 644 00:27:03,182 --> 00:27:05,062 getting canceled. 645 00:27:06,445 --> 00:27:08,165 Oh, my God. 646 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:11,110 What, am I gonna go back to podcasts? Because kill me. 647 00:27:12,409 --> 00:27:13,625 Piddles? 648 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,040 Hey, little PJ? 649 00:27:16,455 --> 00:27:17,755 [WHISTLES] 650 00:27:17,955 --> 00:27:19,295 PP? 651 00:27:19,544 --> 00:27:21,044 Little PP? 652 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,400 Mr. P? 653 00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:26,440 Where are you hiding? 654 00:27:26,465 --> 00:27:30,135 Are you hiding from me? Are you hiding from me? 655 00:27:31,185 --> 00:27:34,395 I see you. I see you. 656 00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:39,594 PJ! PJ! Piddles! 657 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:47,460 [GASPS] 658 00:27:47,485 --> 00:27:49,375 [TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC] 659 00:27:49,457 --> 00:27:51,795 No... You're so little! 660 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:53,140 ♪ You're my trigger ♪ 661 00:27:53,344 --> 00:27:55,625 ♪ Makin' me give in ♪ 662 00:27:55,825 --> 00:27:57,465 ♪ Oh, I can't help it ♪ 663 00:27:57,665 --> 00:27:59,965 ♪ Can't help it ♪ 664 00:28:00,165 --> 00:28:03,635 ♪ Maybe you think all the bad could decay ♪ 665 00:28:03,835 --> 00:28:05,925 ♪ But I think there's too much ♪ 666 00:28:06,135 --> 00:28:08,595 ♪ That I'd need to erase ♪ 667 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,516 ♪ All my life I've been misunderstood ♪ 668 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,177 - [KNOCKING] - Tess! 669 00:28:12,675 --> 00:28:16,605 ♪ A dark intruder of the neighborhood ♪ 670 00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:18,298 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 671 00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:21,000 ♪ You might come to like the pain ♪ 672 00:28:21,025 --> 00:28:23,485 ♪ If you fall in love ♪ 673 00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:25,170 Hey. 674 00:28:25,195 --> 00:28:28,745 - Hey. What's up? [LAUGHS] - Um... 675 00:28:30,634 --> 00:28:33,554 I wanted to talk to you about something. 676 00:28:33,762 --> 00:28:35,182 Okay. 677 00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:40,273 I haven't been honest with you. 678 00:28:45,781 --> 00:28:48,635 I never thought we needed a second bar. 679 00:28:50,475 --> 00:28:53,435 I just bought it because I wanted to make you happy. 680 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,180 [LAUGHS] 681 00:28:55,555 --> 00:28:57,161 We're in the middle of a renovation. 682 00:28:57,185 --> 00:28:58,491 I know, I know, I know, but look, 683 00:28:58,515 --> 00:29:00,121 they didn't even put the tiles up yet. 684 00:29:00,145 --> 00:29:01,871 They're... They're here... They're right here. 685 00:29:01,895 --> 00:29:04,615 I understand, I understand. But... 686 00:29:04,815 --> 00:29:06,195 [OPTIMISTIC MUSIC] 687 00:29:06,324 --> 00:29:11,075 - What if it wasn't a bar? - Then what would it be? 688 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:13,338 A salon. 689 00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:17,761 It's just an idea that I'm kicking around, all right? 690 00:29:17,785 --> 00:29:19,965 - So, bear with me. - Okay... 691 00:29:20,102 --> 00:29:24,062 But on this side over here, a couple sinks. 692 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,570 All right? And then... 693 00:29:27,784 --> 00:29:29,765 Along this wall right here, 694 00:29:30,312 --> 00:29:33,730 the stations, with separate 695 00:29:33,755 --> 00:29:37,378 floor-to-ceiling mirrors and some vintage barber chairs. 696 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,990 Huh? Like, ambient lighting. 697 00:29:42,015 --> 00:29:45,400 Maybe a-a lounge area over in this section, but... 698 00:29:47,466 --> 00:29:51,006 Whatever it is, it would be small and low-key. 699 00:29:53,115 --> 00:29:55,103 You would be at Dana's and... 700 00:29:55,691 --> 00:29:56,947 I could be here. 701 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,430 This is just something I've been missing, Tess. 702 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:09,780 What do you think? 703 00:30:11,091 --> 00:30:14,424 I think... it's bullshit. 704 00:30:15,891 --> 00:30:18,861 Why do you get to make up all the rules? 705 00:30:18,975 --> 00:30:21,490 I don't, I don't, I don't. Tess, this was an idea. 706 00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:22,815 [TESS] No, you do. 707 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,911 - You get to fuck whoever you want... - [SHANE] I apologized for that. 708 00:30:25,935 --> 00:30:28,795 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you're coming in here 709 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,880 and just, like, blowing this whole thing up. 710 00:30:31,195 --> 00:30:33,695 This was my dream. 711 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:38,171 You are so fucking self-centered, it's exhausting. 712 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,340 It's like, if you're not happy, no one's allowed to be. 713 00:30:41,365 --> 00:30:44,944 - I can't do this anymore. - Do what? 714 00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:48,552 I can't. 715 00:30:50,956 --> 00:30:52,336 [SIGHS] 716 00:30:53,255 --> 00:30:57,355 I can't do this. This. 717 00:30:57,961 --> 00:30:59,475 Anymore. 718 00:30:59,589 --> 00:31:01,399 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 719 00:31:05,970 --> 00:31:07,757 Oh. This? 720 00:31:09,948 --> 00:31:11,248 [LAUGHS] 721 00:31:11,273 --> 00:31:12,743 ["COLD BLOODED" BY IDA MARIA] 722 00:31:13,025 --> 00:31:16,115 ♪ I put my soul on ice... ♪ 723 00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:17,544 Fuck you. 724 00:31:18,035 --> 00:31:21,745 ♪ I got this question in my head ♪ 725 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,295 ♪ Can you wake me from the dead? ♪ 726 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,310 ♪ I am ♪ 727 00:31:29,335 --> 00:31:31,845 ♪ Cold-blooded ♪ 728 00:31:32,045 --> 00:31:34,635 ♪ I am ♪ 729 00:31:34,835 --> 00:31:37,595 ♪ Cold-blooded ♪ 730 00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:42,490 Purple, not red. 731 00:31:42,515 --> 00:31:44,605 - Hi, guys. How are you? - Doing great. 732 00:31:47,815 --> 00:31:50,655 Hi. Have the writers revise the cold open. 733 00:31:50,683 --> 00:31:52,193 Sure. 734 00:31:52,218 --> 00:31:55,920 Oh, hey. Um, cue the music cue-in later for Margaret. 735 00:31:55,945 --> 00:31:57,365 I don't want to drown out 736 00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:58,920 anything she says to the audience. 737 00:31:58,945 --> 00:32:00,665 - Thank you. - Sure thing, Sophie. 738 00:32:02,075 --> 00:32:03,835 [SIGHS] 739 00:32:04,035 --> 00:32:05,835 ♪ We turnin' it up, we turnin' it on ♪ 740 00:32:05,915 --> 00:32:08,275 ♪ We turnin' it up, turnin' it on and on and on ♪ 741 00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:11,560 Right, so Margaret's gonna do your intro. 742 00:32:11,585 --> 00:32:13,555 You're gonna get touches right before 743 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:15,521 you go on. And then the band does have your music, so... 744 00:32:15,545 --> 00:32:16,965 Dani, Dani, Dani. 745 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,355 Are we just gonna pretend like this morning didn't happen? 746 00:32:22,305 --> 00:32:26,321 Look, this moment is not about that right now, okay? 747 00:32:26,954 --> 00:32:29,331 It's not about me at all, really. It's about you. 748 00:32:29,503 --> 00:32:32,661 - No, I know, but I... - [SOPHIE] Oh, thank God, hey. 749 00:32:32,685 --> 00:32:34,035 We're live-to-tape in 20. 750 00:32:34,235 --> 00:32:35,750 You're gonna fucking kill it. 751 00:32:35,775 --> 00:32:37,291 - [LAUGHS] - Okay, come on, let's go. 752 00:32:37,315 --> 00:32:39,245 ♪ Turnin' it on, we turnin' it up ♪ 753 00:32:39,445 --> 00:32:41,035 ♪ Turnin' it on and on and on ♪ 754 00:32:42,365 --> 00:32:44,455 [CLERK] Order 152. 755 00:32:44,655 --> 00:32:46,915 I'm sorry we didn't make it to dinner. 756 00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:50,715 - It's okay. Burgers are good. - How are you so calm right now? 757 00:32:50,915 --> 00:32:53,215 [SCOFFS] I'm not calm. 758 00:32:53,415 --> 00:32:56,589 I'm vibrating at a very high frequency internally right now. 759 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,110 Just trying to stay mindful, 760 00:32:59,135 --> 00:33:01,150 to reserve my white-hot anger for him 761 00:33:01,175 --> 00:33:03,611 instead of letting it decimate some innocent bystander. 762 00:33:03,635 --> 00:33:05,129 [CLERK] Order 153. 763 00:33:05,154 --> 00:33:08,679 I just... I feel like we should go find him and just... 764 00:33:08,959 --> 00:33:10,589 We can't do that. 765 00:33:10,805 --> 00:33:12,541 We want our daughter to tell us stuff. 766 00:33:12,565 --> 00:33:14,921 I mean, she didn't even feel like she could talk to us. 767 00:33:15,435 --> 00:33:16,535 She was right. 768 00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:20,115 So, instead of murdering him, I think we should just eat some fries. 769 00:33:20,401 --> 00:33:21,621 [GENTLE MUSIC] 770 00:33:21,646 --> 00:33:23,776 I feel like we're losing her. 771 00:33:24,825 --> 00:33:26,128 We are. 772 00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:29,465 - She's pushing us away... - No, don't say it. Don't say it. 773 00:33:29,495 --> 00:33:30,891 And that's exactly what she's supposed to be 774 00:33:30,915 --> 00:33:33,135 - doing right now. - I hate it. 775 00:33:33,467 --> 00:33:35,887 - I hate how it feels. - I know, I know. 776 00:33:35,912 --> 00:33:39,512 Me too, but we want her to carve out her own path, right? 777 00:33:39,537 --> 00:33:42,320 And she's ready. She's so fucking smart. 778 00:33:42,345 --> 00:33:43,645 I know she is. 779 00:33:43,845 --> 00:33:45,321 But it doesn't matter how smart you are, 780 00:33:45,345 --> 00:33:47,345 because you're gonna fuck up along the way. 781 00:33:47,515 --> 00:33:48,935 - Yeah. - Right? 782 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,700 Yeah, you're right. 783 00:33:50,725 --> 00:33:52,695 - [CLERK] Order 160. - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 784 00:33:52,996 --> 00:33:54,376 [TINA SIGHS] 785 00:33:55,479 --> 00:33:57,359 I think I want a number three. 786 00:33:57,583 --> 00:33:59,620 - Hmm. - That's what I usually get. 787 00:33:59,645 --> 00:34:01,791 - I'm gonna get that. - Before I forget to tell you, 788 00:34:01,815 --> 00:34:04,365 it was so sexy watching you stand up for her. 789 00:34:05,495 --> 00:34:06,978 - Really? - Yeah. 790 00:34:08,634 --> 00:34:11,560 - Are you flirting with me? - Maybe. 791 00:34:12,455 --> 00:34:14,545 I think you are flirting with me. 792 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:18,520 - Hey. - Hi, um, 793 00:34:18,545 --> 00:34:20,265 can we get two number threes 794 00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:22,480 - with cheese and... - Fries. 795 00:34:22,505 --> 00:34:24,145 - Ooh, yeah, fries. - Fries. 796 00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:25,680 And a large Coke. 797 00:34:26,055 --> 00:34:27,361 - Yeah, we can do that. - Two straws. 798 00:34:27,385 --> 00:34:29,025 - We're gonna share it. - [LAUGHTER] 799 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,530 Piddles? 800 00:34:30,555 --> 00:34:32,145 [KISSING] 801 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:35,690 PJ? I got your favorite. 802 00:34:36,190 --> 00:34:39,870 Well, it's technically my favorite but it's got chicken. 803 00:34:39,895 --> 00:34:42,485 - You love chicken. - [RUSTLING] 804 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:45,125 Piddles? 805 00:34:45,624 --> 00:34:47,124 [RUSTLING] 806 00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:49,340 Piddles? 807 00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:55,356 I hear you. I hear you. 808 00:34:56,144 --> 00:34:57,784 [SCREECHING] 809 00:34:57,809 --> 00:34:59,489 That's a rat. That's a rat. 810 00:34:59,755 --> 00:35:01,725 Oh! [SHUDDERS] 811 00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:03,002 Oh... 812 00:35:03,342 --> 00:35:05,932 [PANTING] 813 00:35:06,765 --> 00:35:08,192 Okay, I get it. 814 00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:13,085 I stand by my reasons for doing it, 815 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:17,025 but I should've apologized for the rest. I get it, it's payback. 816 00:35:17,225 --> 00:35:20,073 But karma shouldn't hurt cats. 817 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:24,745 - [MEOWING IN DISTANCE] - [OPTIMISTIC MUSIC] 818 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,505 Piddles? [KISSING] 819 00:35:26,775 --> 00:35:28,075 Piddles? 820 00:35:28,285 --> 00:35:29,365 Psst, psst, psst, psst. 821 00:35:29,535 --> 00:35:31,375 [MEOWING] 822 00:35:36,429 --> 00:35:37,639 Where are you? 823 00:35:37,871 --> 00:35:39,091 [MEOWING] 824 00:35:44,135 --> 00:35:46,292 Piddles. Piddles! 825 00:35:47,315 --> 00:35:49,075 Piddles, Piddles, Piddles. 826 00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:50,695 Oh, my God. 827 00:35:51,425 --> 00:35:52,955 - [MEOWING] - You're so high. 828 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:54,610 - Okay. - [MEOWING] 829 00:35:54,635 --> 00:35:56,065 Um... 830 00:35:56,265 --> 00:35:58,485 Yeah, let's just call somebody. 831 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:00,334 [MUTTERING] 911? 832 00:36:00,714 --> 00:36:02,344 [LINE RINGING] 833 00:36:02,435 --> 00:36:04,121 [DISPATCHER] 911. What's your emergency? 834 00:36:04,145 --> 00:36:07,365 Hi, um, okay, this is not an emergency. 835 00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:09,915 I-I... My cat is-is stuck in a tree. 836 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:11,773 - [MEOWING] - Can you repeat that? 837 00:36:17,585 --> 00:36:18,882 I'm so sorry. 838 00:36:19,804 --> 00:36:22,480 Like, obviously I did not tell them to say any of that. 839 00:36:22,505 --> 00:36:23,850 And I know that's exactly 840 00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:25,351 - what you were afraid of. - Yeah. Well... 841 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,095 And so I, well... 842 00:36:27,295 --> 00:36:29,321 - What are you doing? - [HENDRIX] I'm-I'm packing up 843 00:36:29,345 --> 00:36:30,805 my stuff. I'm leaving. 844 00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:33,821 - Did they fire you? - [HENDRIX] Angie, take a breath. 845 00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:36,614 Everything is okay. I chose to resign. 846 00:36:36,645 --> 00:36:38,331 You did not have to do that, I could've... 847 00:36:38,355 --> 00:36:41,241 I could've told whoever you wanted that it was me in the first place. 848 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:42,661 [HENDRIX] Hey, you have done me a huge favor. 849 00:36:42,685 --> 00:36:44,655 I never should've taken this job. 850 00:36:44,784 --> 00:36:46,924 Okay? It's been holding me back. And now... 851 00:36:46,949 --> 00:36:48,919 I can truly focus full-time on my book. 852 00:36:49,263 --> 00:36:53,285 Oh. Okay. Good for you. 853 00:36:55,285 --> 00:36:56,995 So you don't work here anymore? 854 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:01,335 Nope. I'm a free agent. 855 00:37:01,435 --> 00:37:03,871 I'm an unemployed writer. Now, I got to figure out... 856 00:37:03,896 --> 00:37:05,066 Stop talking. 857 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,345 ♪ I can't ignore you ♪ 858 00:37:07,545 --> 00:37:09,935 ♪ I really, really want you ♪ 859 00:37:10,135 --> 00:37:12,105 ♪ So, baby, bring it over to me ♪ 860 00:37:12,305 --> 00:37:15,765 - Okay, fuck her. - Right? 861 00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:17,105 - Yes. - Yeah. 862 00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:19,735 Also, there's something about her face. 863 00:37:20,075 --> 00:37:21,915 - Rubs you the wrong way. - It does. 864 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:24,410 Yeah. Don't worry, she dies in a plane crash. 865 00:37:24,435 --> 00:37:25,435 [LAUGHS] 866 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:29,155 - Thank you for the spoiler. - [BOTH LAUGHING] 867 00:37:29,651 --> 00:37:31,589 I really actually like this show. 868 00:37:33,285 --> 00:37:35,295 [GENTLE MUSIC] 869 00:37:37,943 --> 00:37:39,493 - Hi. - Hi. 870 00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:05,456 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 871 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,010 [SOMBER MUSIC] 872 00:38:20,035 --> 00:38:21,261 - Hey. - [CRYING] I'm sorry. 873 00:38:21,285 --> 00:38:22,260 - Hey, Carrie. - I'm sorry. 874 00:38:22,285 --> 00:38:23,635 It's okay. 875 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:25,770 I didn't expect to feel this much, you know? 876 00:38:25,795 --> 00:38:26,795 Yeah. 877 00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:29,675 - I almost died. - I know, I know. 878 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,581 It hasn't really sunk in yet, I don't think. 879 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:37,385 Listen, Carrie, I'm not going anywhere. 880 00:38:39,302 --> 00:38:40,768 Neither are you. 881 00:38:51,825 --> 00:38:55,785 - Oh, my God, that's so good. - [MOUTH FULL] Oh, my God. 882 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,915 Do you ever miss L.A.? 883 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:01,661 Mm, no. 884 00:39:01,955 --> 00:39:03,465 Hmm. 885 00:39:03,812 --> 00:39:05,635 Not really. 886 00:39:05,835 --> 00:39:07,045 Mm. 887 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:08,925 I have you, I could be anywhere. 888 00:39:09,383 --> 00:39:11,643 Yeah, I feel the same way. 889 00:39:12,555 --> 00:39:14,611 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 890 00:39:14,635 --> 00:39:16,265 Same. 891 00:39:18,885 --> 00:39:20,475 What if we got, um... 892 00:39:20,573 --> 00:39:22,463 Ah. What if we got married? 893 00:39:22,765 --> 00:39:25,945 You know? I don't know. 894 00:39:25,970 --> 00:39:28,501 Throw a party for our friends or something like that. 895 00:39:28,525 --> 00:39:30,025 Something fun. 896 00:39:30,985 --> 00:39:33,955 [GENTLE MUSIC] 897 00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:36,421 That's what the dinner was supposed to be for. 898 00:39:36,445 --> 00:39:39,245 - Really? - Yeah. 899 00:39:40,575 --> 00:39:44,045 - [LAUGHS] - I can't believe you did that. 900 00:39:44,323 --> 00:39:45,663 [LAUGHS] 901 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:52,425 - Do you like it? - Yeah. 902 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,635 I like it a lot. 903 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:59,270 - Can I put it on? - Yeah. 904 00:40:07,855 --> 00:40:09,615 You sure you like it? 905 00:40:09,855 --> 00:40:11,831 My God, it's been in my bag all night. It's been killing me. 906 00:40:11,855 --> 00:40:14,171 Oh, you're so sneaky. I don't know how you did that. 907 00:40:14,195 --> 00:40:16,455 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - I love it. 908 00:40:16,655 --> 00:40:18,477 It's so beautiful. 909 00:40:20,403 --> 00:40:23,138 - I love you. - I love you, too. 910 00:40:23,283 --> 00:40:25,010 - Mm. - I'm just... 911 00:40:25,247 --> 00:40:28,715 I want it on record that I asked you first. 912 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,710 Oh, okay. 913 00:40:31,085 --> 00:40:35,411 But one could argue that ring is proof that I had the idea first. 914 00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:41,696 Okay. One could argue. But one wouldn't. 915 00:40:45,015 --> 00:40:47,475 No, one most certainly would not. 916 00:40:51,145 --> 00:40:53,445 [BOTH LAUGH] 917 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:55,170 ♪ Where have you been? ♪ 918 00:40:55,195 --> 00:40:57,575 ♪ I've been waiting my whole life ♪ 919 00:40:57,775 --> 00:41:01,325 ♪ For someone like you to keep me on my light ♪ 920 00:41:01,350 --> 00:41:04,420 ♪ I've been down, I've been up ♪ 921 00:41:04,445 --> 00:41:08,835 ♪ Where, where, where are you now? ♪ 922 00:41:11,545 --> 00:41:15,885 ♪ Sometimes it takes more time than expected ♪ 923 00:41:16,085 --> 00:41:20,555 ♪ My patience is running thin so I keep pretending ♪ 924 00:41:20,755 --> 00:41:22,355 ♪ I'm not down, I'm not out ♪ 925 00:41:22,555 --> 00:41:27,015 ♪ But where, where, where are you now? ♪ 926 00:41:29,775 --> 00:41:32,275 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 927 00:41:32,475 --> 00:41:33,735 [MISTY MOANING] 928 00:41:33,935 --> 00:41:36,235 ♪ Is it you? ♪ 929 00:41:36,435 --> 00:41:38,445 [CARRIE] Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! 930 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,800 ♪ Ooh ♪ 931 00:41:42,059 --> 00:41:45,229 ♪ I found you ♪ 932 00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:53,135 ♪ I'm not afraid of what's near and what's coming ♪ 933 00:41:53,335 --> 00:41:56,965 ♪ I want the love so do away with the runnin' ♪ 934 00:41:57,165 --> 00:41:59,475 ♪ I've been high, I've been low ♪ 935 00:41:59,675 --> 00:42:03,645 ♪ So when, when, when will you show? ♪ 936 00:42:03,845 --> 00:42:06,265 ♪ Yeah ♪ 937 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:09,930 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 938 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:13,924 ♪ Is it you? ♪ 939 00:42:15,495 --> 00:42:18,330 ♪ Ooh ♪ 940 00:42:19,032 --> 00:42:21,615 ♪ I found you ♪ 941 00:42:21,815 --> 00:42:24,665 ♪ All right, all right, all right ♪ 942 00:42:24,865 --> 00:42:27,495 ♪ On my way to better days ♪ 943 00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:32,675 ♪ I never was good at change ♪ 944 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:37,635 ♪ You're the only place I want to stay ♪ 945 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:41,460 ♪ I found you, I found you ♪ 946 00:42:41,882 --> 00:42:44,142 ♪ I found you ♪ 947 00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:48,265 ♪ Ooh, I found you ♪ 948 00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:52,565 ♪ Ooh, it's only you ♪ 949 00:42:52,765 --> 00:42:55,195 [SNIFFING] 950 00:42:55,395 --> 00:42:58,285 ♪ You ♪ 951 00:42:59,025 --> 00:43:01,405 ♪ Oh... ♪ 952 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,830 ♪ Oh! ♪ 953 00:43:05,155 --> 00:43:07,955 ♪ Is it you? ♪ 954 00:43:08,155 --> 00:43:10,625 ♪ Yeah ♪ 955 00:43:10,825 --> 00:43:12,625 ♪ You ♪ 956 00:43:12,825 --> 00:43:13,825 ♪ Oh ♪ 957 00:43:13,915 --> 00:43:15,545 ♪ Honey, I found you ♪ 958 00:43:15,745 --> 00:43:17,045 [WHOOPING] 959 00:43:17,245 --> 00:43:19,055 ♪ I found you ♪ 960 00:43:19,255 --> 00:43:22,225 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 961 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:26,635 - [WHOOPING] - Yeah, Dre! 962 00:43:27,926 --> 00:43:30,455 [DRE] The Lyft driver did not need to know that about me. 963 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,760 [DANI] Oh, yes, she did. 964 00:43:32,645 --> 00:43:34,195 She's gonna be like, 965 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:36,406 "I drove Dre home the night of their first show." 966 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,580 [LAUGHS] 967 00:43:37,605 --> 00:43:39,275 She's never gonna say that. 968 00:43:39,475 --> 00:43:41,195 Well, I follow her on Instagram now, 969 00:43:41,235 --> 00:43:43,445 so we'll see who's right in the end. 970 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:50,035 - Are-are you going somewhere? - Yeah, I'm gonna head home. 971 00:43:50,235 --> 00:43:52,915 Today was the best day of my life. 972 00:43:53,150 --> 00:43:54,430 And I owe you everything. 973 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,932 - But... - [ZIPPER CLOSES] 974 00:43:58,215 --> 00:43:59,936 I meant what I said earlier. 975 00:44:01,855 --> 00:44:05,265 - I'm falling for you. - [TENSE MUSIC] 976 00:44:05,465 --> 00:44:08,435 And if... you don't feel the same way, 977 00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:11,280 I should probably head home. 978 00:44:11,547 --> 00:44:13,717 Protect my heart a little. 979 00:44:15,135 --> 00:44:19,748 So... where you at? 980 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:26,856 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 981 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,955 PJ? PJ. Oh, my God. 982 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,631 Oh, here, you should eat this, it's really good. 983 00:44:30,655 --> 00:44:32,225 - [MEOWING] - Hi, honey. 984 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:36,260 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Oh. 985 00:44:36,285 --> 00:44:38,455 Was that so scary? Hi, honey. 986 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:43,305 - Beautiful. - Hi, Alice. 987 00:44:43,466 --> 00:44:45,676 [MEOWING CONTINUES] 988 00:44:47,830 --> 00:44:49,190 ["BAD IDEA" BY DOVE CAMERON] 989 00:44:49,215 --> 00:44:52,820 Oh, my God. That is so annoying. 990 00:44:52,853 --> 00:44:55,323 ♪ Could've said this day was coming... ♪ 991 00:44:55,515 --> 00:44:58,875 - Fuck this day. - Nice to see you, too. 992 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:01,005 You know what? I don't feel the same way, Tasha. 993 00:45:01,030 --> 00:45:02,871 - I was being sarcastic. - Okay, well, 994 00:45:02,895 --> 00:45:06,580 as you know, I have had a very, very bad day. 995 00:45:06,605 --> 00:45:09,085 Oh, have you? And how am I supposed to know that? 996 00:45:09,155 --> 00:45:10,921 Oh, I don't know, because I've been in the news 997 00:45:10,945 --> 00:45:12,960 for the last 24 hours about everywhere. 998 00:45:12,985 --> 00:45:14,551 I mean, you've seen it, right? They've all seen it. 999 00:45:14,575 --> 00:45:16,555 [TASHA] Well, this may come as a shock to you, 1000 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,600 but I don't actually have a Google Alert set to your name. 1001 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:22,496 Right. Because you hate celebrity culture. 1002 00:45:22,521 --> 00:45:26,100 It's just so vapid, it's so meaningless, and blah, blah, blah. 1003 00:45:26,133 --> 00:45:28,861 - You never change. - Well, I take that as a compliment. 1004 00:45:28,885 --> 00:45:30,325 It wasn't intended as one. 1005 00:45:30,385 --> 00:45:31,691 - [MEOWS] - Yeah, let's get out of here. 1006 00:45:31,715 --> 00:45:35,975 Thank you very much, everybody, present company excluded, 1007 00:45:36,175 --> 00:45:37,685 for saving my kitten. 1008 00:45:37,908 --> 00:45:40,968 We're happy together again. Have a wonderful evening. 1009 00:45:40,993 --> 00:45:43,040 Heroes. Heroes. 1010 00:45:43,065 --> 00:45:44,695 ♪ Something, face to face ♪ 1011 00:45:44,793 --> 00:45:46,513 Alice, wait. 1012 00:45:46,815 --> 00:45:48,371 ♪ I know I shouldn't do it, but I'm gonna do it ♪ 1013 00:45:48,395 --> 00:45:49,631 ♪ Seems exactly where I shouldn't go ♪ 1014 00:45:49,655 --> 00:45:51,205 ♪ I'm running to it... ♪ 1015 00:45:51,405 --> 00:45:52,705 There's paperwork. 1016 00:45:52,905 --> 00:45:54,335 ♪ I got a lot of sins ♪ 1017 00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:55,995 ♪ But you're my favorite ♪ 1018 00:45:56,195 --> 00:45:57,875 ♪ Baby, you're a bad idea ♪ 1019 00:45:58,075 --> 00:46:00,215 ♪ But I could do a few more years ♪ 1020 00:46:00,415 --> 00:46:02,755 ♪ I've got a little left in here ♪ 1021 00:46:02,955 --> 00:46:05,045 ♪ Funny how you reappear ♪ 1022 00:46:05,245 --> 00:46:06,805 ♪ In the nick of time ♪ 1023 00:46:07,005 --> 00:46:08,805 ♪ I guess it didn't die ♪ 1024 00:46:09,005 --> 00:46:11,075 ♪ Can't say we didn't try ♪ 1025 00:46:11,262 --> 00:46:16,262 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 75597

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