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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,279 哗 搞什么？ 2 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:32,920 密码 3 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,920 你想知新那个还是旧那个？ 4 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,320 要旧那个干什么？ 5 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,600 可能你想留个纪念呢？ 6 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,120 你心虚 7 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,720 公平点 还有很多可能性的 8 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:41,840 例如呢？ 9 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,200 例如 10 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,160 我想向你求婚 11 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,160 把整个计划写了进去 12 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,120 不想给你知道 13 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:46,760 真的吗？ 14 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,320 不是 15 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:47,880 举个例子 16 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,800 要 讲 17 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:49,360 不讲 18 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:49,960 讲 19 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:50,520 不讲呀 20 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,560 一定要讲呀 21 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:52,280 不讲呀 22 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,400 为什么？心虚啊？ 23 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,040 -我的剑卖四千多元的 -讲啊 不讲啊 24 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,600 -拿把便宜的 -讲 那我讲 25 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,399 -不会伤人的给她吧 -你讲我又不想听 26 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,600 你不讲对吗？ 27 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,520 我自己猜 28 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,039 你何苦呢？ 29 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:21,080 我改回你生日了 30 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:21,920 密码不对 31 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,920 十月五对嘛？ 32 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,640 十月二十五呀 王八蛋 33 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,640 你改了自己生日吗？ 34 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,240 为什么你加了八个 35 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,600 Double May 的呢？ 36 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,400 什么May呀？ 37 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,240 我没听过 什么来的？ 38 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,920 你根本就喜欢胸大的 39 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,400 我从来都不喜欢胸大的 40 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,240 那你喜不喜欢我呀？ 41 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,080 吓？ 42 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,960 （口型：喜欢） 43 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,520 当然喜欢啦 44 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,080 那就是我的胸不够大？ 45 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,240 为什么全都是小美眉来的？ 46 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,080 你根本就喜欢年轻的 47 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,600 我根本就不喜欢年轻的 48 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,800 那你喜不喜欢我？ 49 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,040 （口型：别回答） 50 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,560 如果我说我不喜欢会怎样？ 51 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,680 你不喜欢我？ 52 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,880 不是 当然喜欢 53 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,200 那就是我不年轻了 54 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:10,960 哗 55 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:11,999 我人又老 56 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:12,960 胸又小 57 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,720 难怪你不愿意跟我结婚了 58 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,520 你多久 59 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,640 没存过钱到我们那个联名户口了？ 60 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,520 那些钱去哪里了？ 61 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,720 我帮电竞队订了这件队服 62 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,400 很贵的 63 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,040 不是给路人甲拿去当睡衣穿的 64 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,600 路人甲？ 65 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,600 那 队员才是主角嘛 66 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,720 其他人就是路人甲啰 67 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,959 还有那些钱呢？ 68 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,520 这玩意 69 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,280 四万多的 70 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,360 哗 四万多的？ 71 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,560 臭小子 72 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,480 我新买的 73 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,800 千万别弄花 74 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,720 喂 喂喂 喂 喂 75 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,760 冷静点 冷静点 76 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,560 给我一个理由 77 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,440 这部机子在升值 78 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,200 所以呢？ 79 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,360 卖出去值四万五的 80 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,280 所以呢？ 81 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,280 一地玻璃碎 82 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,520 还不是你来扫？ 83 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,600 陈熹 84 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,320 你答应给我一个家的 85 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,600 其实你现在隔两天就过来下厨煮饭 86 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,560 我们又可以坐在沙发上看电视 87 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,000 其实都很有家的感觉了 88 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,240 你就当作是家吧 89 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,800 我当了十二年了 90 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:09,920 我当你大爷 91 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,920 我们分手 92 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,840 我们分手吧 93 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,760 你别想 94 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,439 又可以再哄我回来 95 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,840 你还等什么？ 快追 96 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,800 喂呀 97 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,280 记得关火 98 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,359 煲著汤 99 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,880 臭小子 100 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,400 我差点损失好几万了 101 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,760 我说买了东西 102 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,960 她还会相信我挣到钱 103 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:31,919 我说没有 104 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,400 她就逼我换工作的了 105 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,160 你打著一份工 106 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,320 换另一份工作 107 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,960 这样才叫换工作 108 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,080 你怎么做都没钱收的 109 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:42,840 叫做义工 110 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,600 你呀 111 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,600 做到全家要贴钱 112 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,600 不如辞工 113 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,840 是迈向成功 114 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,960 我是电竞运动员 115 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,560 我之后赢了这个比赛 116 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,160 就会有第一个一百万的了 117 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,000 其实呢 118 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,120 「幸福最大的障碍 119 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,360 就是对未来 120 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,640 有太大的期待」 121 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,600 又是《心灵鸡汤》那些书啊？ 122 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,600 你别再拖了 123 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,520 -你结婚吧 -吓？ 124 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,440 我出钱 125 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,240 你们摆酒 126 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,200 你结了婚 127 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,720 你就知道什么叫分寸 128 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,600 我反对 129 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,760 他都不反对你反对干嘛？ 130 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,920 太傻了 131 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,960 为什么？ 132 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,280 不是啊 133 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,320 那我又想反对一下你的反对 134 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:17,960 吓？ 135 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,600 要我马上结婚可以 136 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,800 不过要等价交换 137 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,000 卖了这里 138 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,880 套现一千几百万出来 139 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,200 我现在的电竞队 140 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,560 正值如日方中 141 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:28,960 是穷而已 142 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,640 如果有几百万注资进来 143 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,600 再加上香港冠军这个名衔 144 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,400 那我们就可以成为香港电竞界的 145 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,440 祖云达斯 146 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,080 甚至是复仇者联盟 147 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,280 我的房间 148 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,400 冬凉夏暖 149 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,680 楼上派对房 150 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,680 整天在唱歌唱到跑调 151 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,160 我们搬进来十几年了 152 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,600 整个客厅还有那股叉烧味 153 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,120 我说最后一遍 154 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,560 这个是尊重老妈的遗愿 155 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,560 家在 炉在 156 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:53,720 老爸在 157 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,240 永远都不会卖的 158 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:57,800 我上班啦 159 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,680 记住 160 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,280 我今晚订了餐吃火锅的 161 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,880 你跟二哥学一下 162 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,440 这就叫有分寸 让我放心 163 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,120 他自己生日 164 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,119 会亲自订好自己的生日饭 165 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,720 还是有阴谋啊？ 166 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,640 哪有？ 神经病 167 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,360 大哥 168 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,760 吃饭前你在家吗？ 169 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,600 在 170 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,600 我今天早下班 171 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,640 回来找你聊几句 172 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,479 好 173 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,360 陈鸿先生 174 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,240 大厦入口是不是那个红色的闸？ 175 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,240 它 藏起来了 176 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,560 大闸又怎么会藏起来呢？真是的 177 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,799 不会说广东话说国语不行吗？ 178 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,000 那道门是后门 179 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,520 你过了那道后门 180 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,320 一路走 走到路口右拐 181 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,120 大大的那一道 才是大门 182 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,799 这个是《台湾小喵在香港》那个小喵？ 183 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,800 是呀 怎么了？ 184 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:57,800 很红的？ 185 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,999 男粉丝追看到虚脱了 186 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,120 大姐 你坐电梯吗？ 187 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,960 如果可以找到她做我们啦啦队队长 188 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,800 那我们就可以有广告收入 189 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,280 再加上香港冠军这个名衔 190 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,519 你不要搞我的模特了 191 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,160 嗨 192 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,280 进来吧 193 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,160 你就是一个人叮铃铛隆这样来的？ 194 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,480 你可以说广东话 195 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,680 我听得懂 196 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,320 那就最好了 197 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,400 你化好了妆没有？ 198 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,160 吓？ 199 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,160 你化了妆没有？ 200 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,920 哦 补回一点点就好了 201 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,999 换衣服 那边 202 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,280 你别再糟蹋二哥的西装了 203 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,599 他当宝贝的 204 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,000 这套我觉得我驾驭到的 205 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,040 你别捣乱了 206 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,599 得了 207 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,640 嗨 208 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,920 空调有点冷 209 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,679 先穿上这外套吧 210 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,080 你真的穿得很好看 211 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,200 不好意思 212 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,440 我是他同事来的 213 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,839 叫阿Lung 214 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,840 是烤㶶的㶶吗？ 215 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:58,920 英文来的 216 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,760 L-U-N-G Lung 217 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,120 一条龙的龙 218 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:02,920 那 219 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,520 为什么不叫Dragon？ 220 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,320 比较酷 221 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,600 也对 222 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,320 其实有没有人跟你说过 223 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,400 你超像凌波丽呀？ 224 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,840 其实我有另一个身份的 我是一名 225 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,560 电竞运动员 226 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,959 -如果 -陈熹 227 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,840 她穿就是凌波丽 228 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,960 我穿就是路人甲 229 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,320 有意思 230 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,120 为什么你还不下楼哄我？ 231 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,119 因为忘记了 232 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,880 铁证如山 233 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,080 我们铁定分手了 234 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,920 我应该先做哪样呀？ 235 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,200 应该先关火吧 236 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,120 是的 237 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:51,959 猪猪 238 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:52,760 欸 欸 239 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,880 刚回来又出去了 240 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,040 快关火 241 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,240 他们每天要关几次 242 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,160 那边 243 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,319 哗 244 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,440 我可以了 245 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,320 你想怎样拍？ 246 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,760 像这些一样 247 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,920 好舒服的 好优雅的 248 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,960 好性感的 这样 249 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,199 没问题 250 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,880 好 举高一点吧 251 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,680 优雅 252 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,720 再高点 253 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,080 人煲合一 254 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,080 很优雅的打开 255 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,960 好 慢慢关 256 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,800 再开 关上 257 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,240 慢慢开 关上 258 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,920 打开 关上 259 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,720 好 另一边 260 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,240 放心 要剪也只是十几根而已 261 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:49,920 没事的 262 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,720 哗 263 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,520 没事的 没事没事 又松开几条了 264 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,600 痛 265 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,240 不痛吧 没有弄到你的神经线吧 266 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,200 我样子好丑呀 267 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,400 意外而已 268 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,640 我刚刚 在外面 269 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,360 就一直在装酷 270 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,360 就是想让你 271 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,600 觉得我好专业 272 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,639 装什么？为什么装酷？ 273 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,840 其实 我是你的 274 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,040 粉丝 275 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,040 我好喜欢你的 276 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,520 你以前在Yes杂志 277 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,440 替Danielle Graham 278 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,120 拍的那个黑白人像照 279 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,840 我特别喜欢 280 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,920 是真的 281 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,800 是你让我知道 282 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,120 人像最重要的 283 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,080 就是眼神与气质 284 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:46,880 你启发了我 285 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,039 有那么厉害吗？ 286 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,520 你看 287 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,280 这是 288 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,520 Danielle Graham吗？ 289 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,440 不是 是你的 290 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,959 「男城市惊喜」 291 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:00,760 （牛头角木村拓哉） 292 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:06,600 这是噩梦 当时那个模特突然不来 293 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,240 我才临危受命的 294 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,560 后来收到好多投诉信 295 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,439 应该也是有人写来赞的吧？ 296 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,280 你不会就是台湾那个 297 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,880 四年级的猫妹妹吧？ 298 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,280 是呀 你记得？ 我 299 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,160 哎呀 300 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,040 哗 长大了 长大了 301 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,440 对 我长大了 302 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,920 如果改天有机会的话 303 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,160 我和你两个人吃饭 304 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,320 可不可以？ 305 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,240 可以 306 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,160 我常常去楼下茶餐厅吃沙爹牛肉面的 307 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,240 旁边经常都没人坐 308 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,639 你弯的？ 309 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,400 小妹妹 是这样 310 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,200 我就是 还没有准备好 311 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,720 开始一段新的感情 312 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,440 就是「缘份这东西 313 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,680 你太随便 314 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,600 就是会错过 315 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,400 但是太认真 316 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,280 就会难过」 317 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,639 哗 318 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,240 因为 她？ 319 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,159 你们分开多久了？ 320 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,640 不是很久啦 321 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,279 多久？ 322 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,520 三年 323 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,359 好长情哦 324 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,200 欸 什么时候回来了？ 325 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,959 刚刚 漏了一份文件 326 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,080 喂 有些事情 今晚取消 327 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,080 先不要过来 328 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,480 我明晚跟你解释 329 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,200 记得 330 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,599 收到短讯之后回我 331 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200 她叫什么名字？ 332 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,040 Monica 333 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,199 她是怎样的？ 334 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,040 她是一个天使 335 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,799 三八 336 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,320 你们要把它们拿去涂鸦？ 337 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,560 这堆东西也不知道哪个同事捡回来的 338 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,360 是垃圾来的 339 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,479 你才是垃圾 340 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,080 把这堆东西捡回来的同事 341 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,080 就是我 342 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,360 告诉你这些叫 343 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,920 文物 至少也有 344 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,120 三十几年历史了 345 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,960 我也三十几年历史 346 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,480 你还不是骂我垃圾？ 347 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,600 什么事？ 348 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,960 老板 她们 349 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,400 要拿这些文物去喷涂鸦 350 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,520 不 351 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,040 不是说把它涂成草间弥生吗？ 352 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,160 是的 对的 353 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,400 吓？ 354 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,920 你这几年 355 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,680 捡了这么多破烂回来 356 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,999 搞「老香港故事」系列 357 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,280 不用版权费 又有噱头 358 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,360 好的 359 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,640 但是没新意了 360 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,760 我们商场的人气 361 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,960 不可以比朗豪坊和MOKO商场少 362 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,720 这些不就是新火花吗？ 363 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,000 还可以推广香港文化呢 364 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,440 开放心态 开放 开放 365 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,480 对呀 那我打电话去谈草间弥生 366 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,080 如果套著「香港文化」四个字 367 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,120 不知会不会便宜点 368 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,040 当然是 369 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,120 抄袭不付钱算了 370 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,760 耶 371 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,520 香港文化 372 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,960 尔虞我诈 耶 373 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,560 开放心态 开放 开放 374 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,640 开你大爷 没得商量 375 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,560 如果你们坚持这样做 376 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,640 我就辞职 377 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,639 拜拜 378 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,040 大哥 大哥 379 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,799 喂 大哥 380 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,680 他俩就算不结婚 381 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,840 也应该同居 382 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:51,679 什么啊？ 383 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,840 《爱情是 384 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,600 与其等他改变 385 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,000 不如鹊巢鸠占》 386 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,400 有意思 387 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,040 刚刚不是说要找你聊几句吗？ 388 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,400 放轻松 389 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,999 相信我 小事 390 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,560 什么事？ 391 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,440 没事 392 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,480 其实等下 393 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,720 是有事情发生的 394 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,200 什么啊？ 395 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,560 你答应我 396 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,560 我打开门后 397 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,840 要冷静些 好吗？ 398 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,959 什么啊？ 399 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:24,840 没事 400 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,640 外卖到 401 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,200 谢谢两位三千九百五 402 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,759 三千九百五？ 403 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,160 那真的冷静不了 404 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,200 五袋食物 差不多八百元一袋 405 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,040 没关系 406 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:38,920 我请客嘛 407 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,600 看来这次真的有阴谋了 408 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,280 上一次 你叫一千元外卖那次 409 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,760 是发生了些事情 410 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:45,920 什么啊？ 411 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,920 你欺负了我老婆 412 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,160 什么啊？ 413 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,440 你带女孩子 414 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,720 去游船河 415 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,120 把我的相机掉进海里了 416 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200 害我损失三万多呢 417 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,360 这次是什么事？ 418 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,160 一场兄弟 419 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,640 《英雄本色》Mark哥 420 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,720 一讲完这句对白 421 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,480 他就中枪死了 你小心 422 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,720 唉 你先听我说 423 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,520 你连锅底都准备好了？ 424 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,480 锅底不是我弄的 425 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,640 哥 你听我讲 426 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,720 唉 到了 那么晚？ 427 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,160 你何时回来的？ 428 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,720 整个下午都在 429 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,760 你不是外出哄猪猪了嘛？ 430 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,640 真的分手了？ 431 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,720 破镜重圆了 432 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,800 锅底是你弄的？ 433 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,999 可以吃了 434 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,360 好 今天我就弄了鸳鸯汤底 435 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,160 这一个麻辣汤底呢 436 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,600 我是用了四川二荆条来炒 437 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,560 先麻后辣尾甜 438 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,520 大哥你不吃辣的嘛 439 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:38,160 我就煲了这个乌鸡滋补汤给你 440 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,160 合适你的年纪 441 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:39,880 乖猪 442 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,560 你俩的爱恨风火轮越转越快 443 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,480 我们怎跟得上呢 444 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,080 能转回来就好了 445 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,360 喂 猪猪 坐下 446 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,440 有些事跟你聊 447 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,440 喂 先聊我的吧 448 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,440 先聊这件事 449 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,320 坐下 猪猪 450 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,520 其实你跟我们一家人呢 451 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,160 真的结下了不解之缘 452 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,560 你还和我们三弟 453 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,360 堕入爱河这么多年 454 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,280 根本就跟一家人没什么分别的 455 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,040 对吗？ 456 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,600 我正在事业拼搏期 457 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,160 暂时不打算结婚 458 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,320 以他这样的态度 459 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,880 我逼他也没意思吧？ 460 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,920 我不是叫你们结婚 461 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,360 我是诚意邀请你 462 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,640 搬进来住 463 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,440 这不太好吧 464 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,679 你什么意思啊？ 465 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,760 我要尊重她的家规 466 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,120 她外婆说过 467 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:20,960 她一天不结婚 468 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,080 都不可以去男孩子家那边过夜的 469 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,320 她好像昨晚才在这儿过夜呢 470 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,280 我不是跟你讲过了？ 471 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,280 别趁你外婆睡得早留在这过夜嘛 472 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,320 好了 我教训她了 473 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,040 所以我想到一个 474 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,560 表面看起来没什么分别 475 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,120 但其实有很大分别的原因给你 476 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:38,920 表面上 477 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,200 你不是来住 478 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,720 而是来这里打工 479 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,200 这样 从明天开始 480 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,600 我们三兄弟 481 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,360 合供你一份钱 482 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,120 你名正言顺搬进来 483 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,760 每天提供我们两餐 484 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,400 那是不是跟我外婆一样 485 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,440 做马姐啊？ 486 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,640 不同 487 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,920 现在哪有马姐啊？ 488 00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,920 别这样想 489 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,200 菲佣？ 490 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,120 不同的 491 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,240 很多菲佣 492 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,280 是睡厕所的 493 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,920 你跟三弟的房间那么大 494 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,720 哦 就是 495 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,920 白天要干活 496 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,600 然后晚上要陪少爷睡的小妹？ 497 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,400 不同的 498 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,840 确实有些少爷会娶小妹的 499 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,600 除了那份伙食费 500 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,920 我们再加一份家用的钱给你 觉得怎样？ 501 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,000 突然这么多冲击 502 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,120 好乱呀 503 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,640 不如交给你们三兄弟投票决定吧 504 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,879 赞成的举手 505 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,440 我反对 506 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,600 你们打乱了我的计划了 507 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,680 难道你有计划的吗？ 508 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,440 这么有趣？ 509 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,240 一直都有 510 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,400 不然怎么做香港冠军呀？ 511 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,560 二弟？ 512 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,480 我赞成 513 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,280 家里有点人气总归是好事来的 514 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,680 能有住家饭吃 515 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,920 真是健康无价 516 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,360 欢迎你 517 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,680 以后当自己家一样就可以了 518 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,560 多谢 519 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,960 恭喜你 猪猪 520 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,520 那以后你们三个的健康就包在我身上了 521 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,760 哦 他们两个而已 522 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,320 我马上 523 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,320 会搬出去跟女朋友住 524 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,280 吓？ 525 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,480 你谈恋爱了吗？ 526 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,480 现在不就告诉你们了？ 527 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,360 你不是在存钱买房吗？ 528 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,240 那你搬出去不就浪费租金吗？ 529 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,240 我搬去她那儿住嘛 530 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,960 那不就花女人的钱吗？ 531 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,120 我会交租给她的嘛 532 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,480 那不就浪费租金吗？ 533 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,520 那你想我怎么办？ 534 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,920 唉 你大方点 535 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,960 我每次有女朋友 536 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,240 我都会立刻带她回来跟你们吃饭的 537 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,480 每次有女朋友？ 538 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,400 你十几年就带过一个回来而已 539 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,280 哪个？ 540 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,319 他上次失恋伤心到割大腿那个嘛 541 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,760 你没事吧？ 542 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,720 我没事 543 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,040 嗨 544 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,280 嗨 545 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,920 好久没见了 546 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,120 是呀 547 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,680 三年了 548 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,320 是吗？ 549 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,040 我没算呢 550 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,440 你 为什么突然出现的？ 551 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,720 我见门没锁的 552 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,320 就自己走进来咯 553 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,160 你找我找得这么突然？ 554 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,919 我不是来找你 555 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,279 我找他 556 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:24,960 大哥 557 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,320 她就是我女朋友 558 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,000 搞什么？ 559 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,079 愚人节吗？ 560 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,159 我真是他女朋友 561 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,560 关火 562 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,520 这火真的不知怎么关了 563 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,080 我公司大半年前 564 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,640 刚巧接了他们的项目 565 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,080 重逢后又有些交流 566 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,759 再之后就发展了 567 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,080 我们一起半年的了 568 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,400 我刚刚想讲的 569 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,439 其实是这件事 570 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,200 大哥 571 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,919 大哥 你可以吗？ 572 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,800 你不是说一早跟他说了 573 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,920 说他接受的吗？ 574 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,880 我工作压力已经很大的了 575 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,600 我在想 576 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,080 这顿饭之前讲都算是一早嘛 577 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,800 而我以为他能接受的 578 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,760 凭什么你觉得有一丁点机会 579 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,640 他能接受呢？ 580 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,840 你是完全不了解你大哥的 581 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,960 Josephine 你们认识的 582 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,200 嗨 还是我 583 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,520 是呀 蛮好的 584 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,800 咦？你瘦了漂亮了 585 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,840 是呀 586 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,560 对啦 吃饭了吗？ 587 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,400 一起吃吧 588 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,320 我本来就是过来吃饭的 589 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,360 你怎么不说 590 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,640 我发了短讯给你 591 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,760 叫你别来的嘛 592 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,360 哪有？ 593 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,680 有哦 594 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,319 恭喜呀 595 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,280 对不起 596 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,760 其实一开始 597 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,440 我对Bernard也有些保留的 598 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,440 但后来我觉得 599 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,520 如果不放下过去 600 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,439 又怎样迎接更好的未来呢？ 601 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,920 什么过去？ 602 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,880 我们谈过恋爱那回事？ 603 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,119 我自己都不记得 604 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,760 把你交给我的二弟 605 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,200 大哥最开心 606 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,719 你生日 607 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,960 又谈恋爱 608 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,680 双喜临门 609 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,999 庆祝一下 来 610 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,720 开心 611 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,440 吃饭 612 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,480 好 来 吃饭吃饭 613 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,600 来 坐 614 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,760 欸 帮手嘛 615 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,920 来 616 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,480 谢谢 617 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,959 坐吧 坐吧 618 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,919 吃饭 吃饭 吃饭 619 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,000 哦 明白了 620 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,160 刚才说要搬出去 是因为我 对不对？ 621 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,760 干什么？你当我小学生啊？ 622 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,800 我们想多相处而已 623 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,640 你住这也可以继续相处的 624 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,160 你看他们多如胶似漆 625 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400 对啊 626 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,560 黏在一起也挺温馨的 627 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,920 不如这样 628 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,120 既然你们那么想相处多一些 629 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,719 我诚邀你搬来一起住 630 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,440 好呀 631 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,320 大哥是非常欢迎的 632 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,080 不太好 633 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:55,959 多好啊 634 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,880 一家人坦荡荡嘛 635 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,840 连这也介意 636 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,040 就真的是小学生啦 对吧大哥？ 637 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,160 那当然 638 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,480 这里有地方 639 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,959 多一个人住没分别的 640 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,520 你还住在那间㓥房？ 641 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,600 是呀 642 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,600 那边哪里够两个人住？ 643 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,560 床那么小 644 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,160 我那时每次睡完都腰痛半天 645 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,280 其实如果大家不介意 646 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,400 我真的可以搬过来 647 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,240 你昨天明明不是这样说的哦？ 648 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,800 我今天又觉得可以这样说 649 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,520 开放心态 650 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,120 但我比较喜欢去你那边住 651 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,320 那她搬过来住 652 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,799 你搬去她那边住就成了 653 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,800 但你们真的不介意 654 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,960 我真的有好多东西搬过来的 655 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,119 再多都放得下 656 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,760 好哦 657 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,280 不好吧 我真觉得 658 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,240 我有个提议 659 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,120 不如让你们三兄弟投票决定吧 660 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,560 赞成的举手 661 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,560 我反对 662 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,040 我赞成 663 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,680 家里有点人气总归是好事 664 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,240 能一家团聚 真是亲情无价 665 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,440 恭喜 666 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,960 谢谢 667 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,200 把这里当成自己家就好 668 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,680 在这里住还有她包餐呢 669 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,240 二哥会出你那份钱 670 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,120 是吗？ 671 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,480 几点开饭？ 672 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,400 八点 673 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,440 可不可以多煮点？ 674 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,560 第二天带饭 675 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,519 可以 676 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,720 对不起 大哥 677 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,040 迟了告诉你 678 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,640 傻瓜 679 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,640 没事 680 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,120 好 681 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,880 是有事 682 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,320 但是大哥会把它变成没事 683 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,160 我知道很老土 684 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,200 行啦 不用说了 685 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,640 一场兄弟 686 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,000 这句对白说完会死哦 687 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,079 信大哥得永生 688 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,480 大哥作主 689 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,719 都扛得住 690 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,519 轻点 691 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,280 绝版的 692 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,520 不是鹊巢鸠占 693 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,280 是军事政变 694 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,120 好贵的 695 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,000 猪猪 696 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,920 原来你有那么多东西的 697 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,600 全部厨具都是新买的 698 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,200 你不是失业的吗？ 699 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,400 那成本这东西 700 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,000 当然算到你们这群客户头上 701 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:04,280 哗哗哗 702 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,559 猪猪 703 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,000 你在这开酒楼吗？ 704 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,720 不是我的 705 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,480 放哪儿呀？ 706 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,600 不用问都知道是谁的了 707 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,120 过来看看是否够位放 来 708 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:17,880 给你 谢谢 709 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,720 谢谢 710 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,639 喂 没问题 找你 711 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,960 喂 712 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,240 喂 大哥 713 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:26,920 是 714 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:27,680 Monica搬家的东西 715 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,880 一会送过来 716 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,160 她说还有一堆招牌和一对大龙凤 717 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,080 那两只神兽 718 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,640 已经降临在我们的凡间了 719 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,280 还有 720 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,080 我订了一张新的双人床 721 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,360 你等下可不可以帮我收货？ 722 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,360 行 723 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,520 谢谢 大哥 724 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,960 旧床还要不要？ 725 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,639 送去堆填区吧 谢谢 726 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,320 快点 抄牌了 727 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,600 兄弟 那新床呢 728 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,960 还没安装的？ 729 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,439 不包安装的 730 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,200 不得了啦 731 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,640 连床都帮他们装好？ 732 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,840 嗯 733 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,520 大哥 我为你骄傲 734 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,360 嗯 735 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,280 嗯 736 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,600 我的天啦 737 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,879 连床都帮他们装好 738 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,480 嗯 739 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,560 嗯 740 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,840 没想到啦 741 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,200 我都是有底线的 742 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,960 我是说想不到我的东西真的这么碍事 743 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600 我是否过了你的底线了？ 744 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,480 不是 不是 不是 745 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,839 底线永远都可以有更底的 746 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,760 你知道我的老板破坏它们吗？ 747 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,080 所以我现在像《舒特拉的名单》那样 748 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,520 一个一个救它们出来 749 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,840 你好像比以前还 750 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,040 情绪化了对吗？ 751 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,000 医生说是压力来的 752 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,959 我上班 还要兼读博士生 753 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,160 加上对世界的不满 754 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,120 只要一受刺激 755 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,920 我就会 失控 756 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,559 例如是什么？ 757 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,720 例如 有些人不珍惜文明 758 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,080 什么都当成垃圾 759 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,880 什么都随便扔掉的 760 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,600 那就对了 761 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,560 二弟换了张新床给你 762 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,600 让你睡得舒服 763 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,680 减减压 764 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,639 旧那张呢？ 765 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000 送去堆填区了？ 766 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,360 老人院 767 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,440 我亲自送过去的 768 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,880 其实我说了搬旧的那张过来不就得了 769 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,880 不用买的 770 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,160 不行 771 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,559 你那张床 我那时多晃几下 772 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,600 这张图是错的喔 773 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,680 不是吧 774 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,599 你看一下 775 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,600 没关系 776 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,280 没图没压力 777 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,840 轻松安装 778 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,679 都是四方框那样 779 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,920 这东西那么丑你还留住？ 780 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,280 为什么会藏到这里来的？ 781 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,800 我最讨厌这东西的了 782 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,520 无缘无故要我扮成工厂妹 783 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,400 那么丑 784 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,960 公司都是觉得你漂亮 785 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,439 才找你出镜的嘛 786 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,680 你这几年有谈恋爱吗？ 787 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,760 没有 788 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,160 没有固定的 789 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,440 太多选择 眼花撩乱 790 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,560 你知道我的了 791 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,440 怎样都要暧昧上一年半载 792 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,080 才会出手的 793 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,400 不过呢 现在有个女孩子 794 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,479 差不多暧昧完 795 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,160 时机成熟 796 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,840 带回家 给你看一下 797 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,799 好呀 798 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,040 宝贝猪 799 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,360 好了好了 800 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,000 让我来 801 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440 喂 你干什么？ 802 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,680 我这些便宜货来的 803 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,160 挂在客厅就可以 804 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,840 咦？新床来的？ 805 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,880 是呀 806 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,360 我今天跟你大哥装的 807 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,680 你俩装的？ 808 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,240 嗯 你知不知道 809 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,160 你大哥感情有着落了 810 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,320 我们不用担心了 811 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,480 他有着落了？ 812 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,120 嗯 813 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,280 开饭了 814 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:40,960 哦 815 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,440 吃饭 816 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,360 哗 西洋菜街噢 817 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,440 哗 真的像西洋菜街一样 818 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,760 你大哥说全挂上去的 819 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,560 挺好看的 820 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,680 嗯 坐 821 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,080 哗 又是扣肉又是猪脚 822 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,200 地盘放饭吗？ 823 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,600 来 我去开支啤酒来 824 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,520 你女朋友外表是文青界 825 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,840 内里是民工界 826 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,800 这么巧煮了她爱吃的？ 827 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,200 大哥有讲过想我煮些什么的 828 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,040 来了 829 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,520 看这猪肉多肥美 830 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,520 大哥还没回来 831 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,480 要不要等他？ 832 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,080 说了准时八点开饭的嘛 833 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,919 吃吧 834 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,800 对啊 那我先吃了 835 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,880 吃饭 836 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,280 他回来了 837 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,640 小心 838 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,800 喵喵 没事嘛？ 839 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,480 没事没事 840 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,880 你的腿没擦伤吧？ 841 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,279 没事吧 842 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,240 我来介绍 843 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,760 我女朋友 844 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,080 我叫阿喵 845 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,919 猪猪 846 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,840 让位 847 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,799 让位 848 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,520 喵喵 849 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,840 我去盛饭饭 850 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,960 你先坐坐 851 00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,759 好 852 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,440 我想我猜到你们谁是谁 853 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,400 你是我见过的三弟阿Lung 854 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,760 你是三弟女朋友Josephine 855 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,520 嗨 856 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,360 那 857 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,360 你就是二弟陈礼 858 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,520 你是二弟女朋友Monica 859 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,360 嗨 860 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,440 你是否就是网上那位 861 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,080 （日文）是 多谢大家多多支持 862 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,280 亲一个 好耶 863 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,959 亲一个 好耶 864 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,200 好耶 865 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,320 为什么你会和我大哥 866 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,280 「相信的就是命运 867 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,360 不信的就是缘份」 868 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,480 他真的好有文采 869 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,159 好一个天真的Double May 870 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,760 什么是 Double May？ 871 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,440 不知道 872 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,560 我都没听过 873 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,000 我猜Double May就是 874 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,120 两个五月 就是 875 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,120 润五月吧 876 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,360 是的 877 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,560 家常便饭 阿喵喵 878 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,720 谢谢 879 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,040 吃饭饭 880 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,800 不用说叠字吧 881 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,960 阿喵喵教我的 882 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,080 她说热恋中的人 883 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,480 时间过得慢点 884 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,080 所以平凡人听我们说话 885 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,080 会有时差 886 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,240 好像叠字 887 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,919 其实我们没有说叠字的 888 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,360 吃肠肠 889 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,440 梅菜扣肉 890 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,719 我试一下 891 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,640 好好吃 892 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:32,640 煮得好 893 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,040 为什么你只是吃了一条梅菜 894 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,720 就断定到她煮得好呢？ 895 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,720 一碟梅菜扣肉 896 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,240 能够做到梅菜都有肉味 897 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,280 才流露出 898 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,600 厨师的功力 899 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,360 识货 900 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,000 煮一碟这样的肉肉 901 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,880 真的这么难难的吗 喵喵？ 902 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,080 好难难的 903 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,840 你知不知道梅菜有多少沙 904 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,400 要洗多少次？ 905 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,120 这块五花肉要煮完再炸 906 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,560 梅菜要炒 907 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,800 然后再一起蒸 908 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,560 你咬一口 909 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,639 可知道人家花了多少功夫？ 910 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,160 你煮的？ 911 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,240 你怎么知道？ 912 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,160 好明显 913 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,840 你是天才小厨师来的 914 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,280 我不会煮的 915 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,760 是我以前有个男朋友 916 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,280 是酒店总厨来的 917 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,880 嗯 你这么厉害 不如 918 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,200 做烹饪网红吧 919 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,680 是不是长得好漂亮那种？ 920 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,480 不一定 你这种 921 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,959 都有人喜欢的 922 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,360 现在没几个三十五岁以下的女人 923 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,360 可以做到你做到的事 924 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,800 我四十 925 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,160 没差了 926 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,840 你就加入我团队吧 927 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,680 阿喵的团队叫做喵家军 928 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,600 有好多人想进也进不去 929 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,840 你真的那么棒棒猪的？ 930 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,600 哗 你是他男朋友 931 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,480 你不知道吗？ 932 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,640 我们前几天才刚认识嘛 933 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,600 还有很多了解的空间的 934 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,080 前几天？ 935 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,959 擦出火花就前几天 936 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,240 但事实上 我们那个炭精 937 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,480 应该蕴酿了有整整 938 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,000 二十年了 939 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,960 就是好像那些佛偈说 940 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,920 要五百次回眸 941 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,280 才换来一次擦肩 942 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,840 我们应该是 943 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,360 五十次擦肩 944 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,880 换来今天 945 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,560 初恋的第一天 946 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,960 五十次擦肩 947 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,360 那不就是五十肩吗？ 948 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,240 你们擦出火花就几天 949 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,160 就那么甜蜜 950 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,560 看来随时有机会闪婚喔 951 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,719 那么刺激 952 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,160 至少多给我两个星期 953 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,320 了解了解 954 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,920 你有什么想了解呢？ 955 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,080 你问我就行了 956 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,080 放心 957 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,640 我有我自己的方法去知道的 958 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,680 他们认识了几天就谈恋爱 959 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,840 有点奇怪 960 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,800 是时候让大家猜猜我弹哪首歌了 开始 961 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,520 干什么？ 962 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,120 你要我换电话？ 963 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,840 你知不知道那些电子垃圾 964 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,880 -正在毁灭 -冷静点好吗？ 965 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,040 旧的那部不扔 966 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,720 我帮你资料备份后收起来 行吧？ 967 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,640 我自己备份 968 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,880 你是否有什么秘密的片藏著 969 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,719 神经病 970 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,080 又是新电话又是新床 971 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,560 浪费金钱 972 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,920 值得的 973 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,560 这张油压床 974 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,999 床底下可以收纳的 975 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,200 床面上又可以放其他的 976 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,440 什么叫油压床呢 977 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,960 把油压安装进去之后 978 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,760 床板很容易抬起来 979 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,480 还有 就算放手也不会掉下来 980 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,640 撑住 放手 981 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720 真的？ 982 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,960 真的 放手 983 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,080 真的吗？ 984 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,080 真的 985 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,040 数三声放吧 986 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,639 一 二 987 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,199 三 988 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,200 宝贝猪 不用怕 989 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,360 夹住手而已 990 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,759 过来帮我抬起来 991 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,640 不怕 再来呀 992 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,640 抬起它 993 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,879 试试把床板也抬起来 994 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,360 搞什么？ 995 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,960 你干嘛不把油压装到油压床里？ 996 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,280 什么油压床呀？ 997 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,320 现在什么年代了？ 998 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,240 大哥陪你去医院 999 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,880 不用不用 我陪他可以了 1000 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,760 女朋友去 女朋友快点去 1001 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,360 Siri 1002 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,640 油压床 1003 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,240 低一点 1004 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,000 低一点 1005 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,400 好 你挺会的 1006 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,000 好了？ 1007 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:05,920 好了 1008 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,680 我以前有个男朋友 1009 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,120 是摄影师来的 1010 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,360 你戴墨镜的样子 1011 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,999 超帅 1012 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,360 是呀 1013 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,240 每次拍照 1014 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,080 我都喜欢找些参考的 1015 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,080 有时难免参考得比较像 1016 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,080 我都知道 1017 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,400 但是我觉得没有问题 1018 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,960 因为抄得好不容易的 1019 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:31,959 真是不容易的 1020 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,840 但是有一点我想知道 1021 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,720 如果没有参考 1022 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,959 你会怎样拍？ 1023 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,840 魔法师 魔法师 撑著 1024 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,840 加血 帮我加血 1025 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,200 水魔法水魔法 1026 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,760 冰魔法过去冰魔法 1027 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,280 我 动不了 1028 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,480 你中了什么招？ 1029 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,680 囡魔法 1030 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,520 谁出的招？ 1031 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,719 我大嫂的 1032 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,080 你大哥在房里 1033 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,520 Josephine上天台去 1034 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,440 这里 1035 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,080 剩下我们俩 1036 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,240 是呀 1037 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,040 我们可以安静地 1038 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,520 说秘密 1039 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,360 为什么找我？ 1040 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,280 因为这个屋子里 1041 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,240 你最像 1042 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,759 无间道 1043 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,440 有眼光 1044 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,920 不过要等价交换 1045 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,920 你要做我们的「啦啦队队长」 1046 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,760 帮我们电竞队 涨粉 1047 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,000 你们队伍叫什么名字？ 1048 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,280 邪钉横辉 1049 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,640 可以换个名字才合作吗？ 1050 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,560 不行 1051 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,480 那就要先看你的表现 1052 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,800 好 1053 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,800 我们这个家族的构成简直千丝万缕 1054 00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,600 首先 1055 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,200 我老爸跟大哥的老妈 1056 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,000 生下了大哥 1057 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,560 那我们离婚吧 1058 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,640 另一方面 1059 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,280 我老妈和二哥的老爸生了二哥 1060 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,840 而我大哥和二哥 1061 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,520 一个十二岁 1062 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,200 一个三岁 1063 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,400 才成为两兄弟 1064 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,560 故事去到最后 1065 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,760 最重要的那个人 1066 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,880 我出现了 1067 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,920 你猜我是怎样来的？ 1068 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 你是 你老爸 1069 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,120 和你老妈生出来的 1070 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,160 好厉害 1071 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,759 这样都给你猜到 这么复杂 1072 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,600 所以这里原本是你们爸爸的叉烧工场 1073 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,120 只是你们拿来住了 1074 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,080 对 1075 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,880 我大哥做不好叉烧 1076 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,920 我二哥又不肯做叉烧 1077 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,400 我就宁愿做块叉烧 1078 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,720 十几年前工厂结业后 1079 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,160 我们就搬进来住了 1080 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,400 外面「有福」 1081 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,840 就是你爸爸的名字？ 1082 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,120 不对 1083 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,160 是我老妈的名字 1084 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,240 老妈最厉害就是拿鸡毛扫招呼儿子 1085 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,760 她还有些奇怪的规矩 1086 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,000 就是我们还未到30岁 1087 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,560 我们每晚都一定要回家 1088 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,760 一起吃晚饭 1089 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,960 大哥现在还坚持这样做 1090 00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,800 可是你们都那么大了 1091 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,880 还可以这样做？ 1092 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,280 不难啊 1093 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,800 大哥这么自闭 1094 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,440 二哥沉迷炒手办 1095 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,360 我又穷 1096 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,480 大哥肯请客 1097 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,880 我们当然不拒绝了 1098 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,760 那他以前那个 1099 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,840 Monica呢？ 1100 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,520 他们工作认识 1101 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,320 然后姣婆遇着脂粉客那样就在一起了 1102 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,000 什么？ 1103 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,400 意思是百年好合那种 1104 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,560 大哥好爱她的 1105 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,240 那个女生好像 1106 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,560 又要搞保育 1107 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,080 搞什么文化研究 1108 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,160 没时间陪他 1109 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:35,879 保育？ 1110 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,960 那就跟二弟的女朋友一样？ 1111 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,400 大哥那个Monica光头的 1112 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,480 六呎高 1113 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,400 吓？那 1114 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,240 为什么他喜欢我？ 1115 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,360 下雨啦 要收衣服 1116 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,839 没下呀 欸 1117 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,599 光头啊？ 1118 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,600 刚刚送来你那些招牌我帮你签收了 1119 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,959 硬盘呢？ 1120 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,240 USB硬盘呀 1121 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,719 什么USB硬盘？ 1122 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,760 那时候 那只 1123 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,240 你想看？ 1124 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,800 我要你拆烂磨碎 1125 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,560 磨成粉 1126 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,960 我要这个世界没人在看到这硬盘 1127 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,640 这不就是电子垃圾？ 1128 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,880 这个时候不要跟我讲这些 1129 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,600 我找找 我找找 1130 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,880 你没保管好它的吗？ 1131 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,680 前阵子我翻看得比较多 1132 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,680 就不太记得放在哪里 1133 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,600 你只有一份的吧？ 1134 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,800 你没拷贝对吗？ 1135 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,480 没的 应该 1136 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,600 答得肯定些 1137 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,519 没的 1138 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,920 什么颜色的？ 1139 00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,920 红色 应该是 1140 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,440 答得肯定些呀 1141 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,200 红色 1142 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,240 快 二弟快回来了 1143 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,680 做什么 我们光明磊落 怕什么？ 1144 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,280 那 如果他问我们在这里干嘛 1145 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,200 你怎回答呀？ 1146 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280 找东西咯 1147 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,200 找什么？ 1148 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,680 快 1149 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,880 不是说是红色的吗？ 1150 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,919 先全部翻出来找找 1151 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,120 以后有什么事你先发短讯给我吧 1152 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,640 不要引起无谓的误会了 1153 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,360 也对 1154 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,120 差点忘了你最喜欢发短讯 1155 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,720 不喜欢当面讲的 1156 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,440 什么啊？ 1157 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,600 没事了 1158 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,600 你想说什么啊？ 1159 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,160 没事了 我原谅你了 1160 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,120 原谅什么啊？ 1161 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,120 没事了 1162 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440 你以后有什么 1163 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,360 你真的想讲的时候就发短讯给我好了 1164 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,800 看 我就说吧 1165 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,680 什么啊？ 1166 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,040 没事了 1167 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,640 欸 你有什么想说就说吧 1168 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,480 你连分手 1169 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,800 都是发讯息这件事 1170 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,080 就不用我再提了 1171 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,440 用短讯分手那个 1172 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,520 是你 1173 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,160 是你 1174 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,600 算了算了算了 1175 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,880 不纠结了 1176 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,840 就算你再不成熟也罢了 1177 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,959 都过去那么久了 1178 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,560 我-们-分-手-吧 1179 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,120 前面你说的话那么绝情 1180 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,640 你不是想逼我说这句话吗 1181 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,319 我哪里说话绝情了？ 1182 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,120 那你研究文物是真的花很多时间的嘛 1183 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,440 你每天熬夜 1184 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,880 我真的不知你睡到几点才醒的嘛 1185 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,479 我的话哪有问题呢？ 1186 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,040 你自己不要乱加标点符号哦 1187 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,080 你前一晚 1188 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,720 说自己重了 1189 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,920 想减肥 1190 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,999 我不就跟你说 1191 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,720 那 最后这句你没话好说了吧 1192 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,399 OK bye! 1193 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,240 我是说 1194 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,600 「总之我们在一起就会OK」呀 1195 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,720 我是打错了一个字而已 1196 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,400 这么巧哦 1197 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,480 那键盘上P在O旁边嘛 1198 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,440 所以我在后面补了「OK」两字啰 1199 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,560 你不是问我「OK吗」这个意思？ 1200 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,520 我没打问号的 1201 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,680 那你又跟我说拜？ 1202 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,760 那我讲完了就礼貌性 1203 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,960 说拜拜 1204 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,800 早叫你学好中文的了 1205 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,160 那P是英文来的嘛 1206 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,200 所以我们在一起四年 1207 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,760 就是因为我打错了一个字 1208 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,120 导致我们分手了 1209 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,000 那你又不再找我？ 1210 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,199 你叫我以后不要再找你的嘛 1211 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,200 死八公 死八公 死八公 1212 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,680 我叫你去死你不去死？ 1213 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,599 你怎知道我不会？ 1214 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,560 那我们以后怎么办？ 1215 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,680 我向二弟谢罪吧 1216 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,400 那你很可怜的 1217 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,640 那我们私奔吧 1218 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,760 那他很可怜的 1219 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,680 那我们继续偷情吧 1220 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 那我会很累的 1221 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,880 总之 1222 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,839 我们要在一起 1223 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,560 这就是天意吧 1224 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,720 天意 1225 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,800 对呀 我们都合不来 对吗？ 1226 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,760 对呀 还有我现在对你 1227 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,080 都没有那种 1228 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,360 爱的感觉 1229 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,120 说起来都 1230 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,400 有点肉麻 1231 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,280 我跟Bernard现在都很好 1232 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,760 我觉得我们是那些 1233 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,840 命中注定的 1234 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,720 Soulmates （心灵伴侣） 1235 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,040 我和阿喵喵都是 1236 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,000 两条「苏眉」 1237 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:13,800 大家都 1238 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,560 「苏眉」 1239 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,040 阿喵来了？ 1240 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,159 她在洗澡 1241 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,680 她刚才被鸟屎砸到 1242 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,600 所以要洗澡 1243 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,080 二弟 1244 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,799 嗨 1245 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,040 喂 宝贝 1246 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,400 为什么在房间打给我？ 1247 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,800 我有份礼物放在 1248 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,560 厕所给你 1249 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,760 厕所 为什么放厕所？ 1250 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,560 有惊喜喜 对吧 1251 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,879 我现在回去找 1252 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,480 喂 你回来了？ 1253 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,440 怎么你突然间在这里？ 1254 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,280 我跟著你回来的嘛 1255 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,080 你的手 医生叫你不要那么紧 放松点 1256 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,360 好痛 1257 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,039 乖 我帮你摘掉 放心吧 1258 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,680 礼物 礼物 1259 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,680 宝贝在哪里？我找不到 1260 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,999 我找给你吧 1261 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,760 全新的 1262 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,759 宝贝 1263 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,480 我很感动 1264 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,320 你呀 1265 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,159 这么早就想人家住进来 1266 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,319 我考虑考虑 1267 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,360 这东西那么丑你还留住？ 1268 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,119 为什么会藏到这里来的？ 1269 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,840 今天是我们家Josephine 1270 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,160 成为烹饪网红的第一步 1271 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,600 这一顿饭 1272 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,880 是创意和厨艺的结合 1273 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,640 猪当牛 1274 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,320 牛当猪 1275 00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,000 蟹当鱼 1276 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,240 鱼当蟹 1277 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,600 还有这一道香甜苦瓜汤 1278 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,999 苦瓜啫喱 甜品来的 1279 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,360 还有 1280 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,760 转到七彩饭 1281 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,600 谢谢 1282 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,600 厉害 1283 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,600 大家要认真给意见啰 1284 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,200 好 大家吃饭 1285 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,440 吃饭 吃饭 1286 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,040 宝贝 吃肉肉 给点意见 1287 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:33,800 好 1288 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,839 谢谢 1289 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,679 这个猪做得跟牛一样 1290 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,000 牛又做得像猪一样 但是 1291 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,760 为什么我要吃猪当牛和牛当猪呢 1292 00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,000 哦 对了 为时么要吃假装啫喱的汤 1293 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,800 和装彩虹的饭呢？ 1294 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,360 干嘛 ？ 1295 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,840 之前你们都没有这样问的 1296 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,560 其实我完全不知道自己在做什么 1297 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,080 你就是装得太多了 1298 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,880 但是观众最想要看的 1299 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,120 是最真实的你 1300 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,079 回到原点 1301 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,160 假设他是你最爱的人 1302 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,440 喂 什么假设 1303 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,200 他是你最爱的人 1304 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,960 你看著他 1305 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,359 现在你要衷心的做一个菜给他吃 1306 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,400 你会做什么菜？ 1307 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,199 屎 1308 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,000 你还是加回「假设」二字 1309 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,280 假设你是他最爱的人 1310 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,600 回想一下 1311 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,160 当初为什么要跟他一起？ 1312 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,640 真造孽 1313 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,840 我阿妈包伙食的嘛 1314 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,480 每天就去他们爸爸的场去拿叉烧 1315 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,600 之后就一起吃午饭 1316 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,200 然后就 1317 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,920 那时候好搞笑的 1318 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,520 猪猪那时候就十五岁 1319 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,080 三弟就九岁 1320 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:12,960 她呀 1321 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,640 童养媳一样喂三弟吃饭 1322 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,959 哪有喂呢 ？ 1323 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,320 我自己扒的 1324 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,640 你们九岁就开始 1325 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,600 那你们就是注定的 1326 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,120 永结同心 1327 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,240 跟白头偕老啊 1328 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,720 但在张爱玲的世界里面呢 1329 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,560 「白头到老」和「永结同心」 是两回事来的 1330 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,799 永结同心也不错 1331 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,280 要白头到老很容易的 1332 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,880 现在有染发剂的嘛 1333 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,040 你喜欢黄头到老又可以 1334 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,280 鸭屎绿头到老都可以嘛 1335 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,640 鸭屎绿头到老？ 1336 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,359 渣古那样 1337 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,920 那你会煮什么给他吃？ 1338 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,520 我？ 1339 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,640 叉烧吧 1340 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,520 他们从小吃到大的嘛 1341 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,640 全错 1342 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,080 我爸爸做的叉烧 1343 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,360 全都好难吃的 1344 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,920 老爸做的叉烧全都是送去 1345 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,000 茶餐厅做叉烧汤意面 叉烧餐包 1346 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,280 便利店的速食饭 1347 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,719 总之 便宜又能下咽就可以的了 1348 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,400 便宜货这么容易做的？ 1349 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,640 老爸不是这样做 1350 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:15,880 哪有这么多 1351 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,280 十元的叉烧濑？ 1352 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,680 十五元一个学生餐？ 1353 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,520 十八元一个叉蛋饭？ 1354 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,280 深水埗都没饭派 1355 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,840 他们俩的意思是 1356 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,200 便宜得来又能果腹 1357 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,320 他们两兄弟讲的没冲突 1358 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,680 什么两兄弟呢？ 1359 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,720 不是三兄弟吗？ 1360 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,400 别这么敏感了 1361 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,400 是 过于敏感了 1362 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,640 可能 1363 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,639 吃了虾 1364 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,640 没虾 1365 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,560 有虾 哈 哈 哈 哈 1366 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,640 这梗 这不太行吧 1367 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,360 那你呢？ 1368 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,520 她喜欢吃的那样食物好难做的 1369 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,960 不过我都会去学 1370 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,360 猪大肠 1371 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,760 你又知道我喜欢吃的？ 1372 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,320 那时候呢 1373 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,480 你爸爸还在 1374 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,640 他喜欢买回去医馆 1375 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,880 跟你一起吃 1376 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,680 但你爸爸喜欢放芥末 1377 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,560 你太小吃不了辣 1378 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,480 所以哭了 1379 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,120 你爸爸为了哄你 1380 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,840 就让你喝两口啤酒 1381 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,080 自此之后 1382 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,120 你就学会喝啤酒 1383 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,960 还有以后吃这些食物 1384 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,400 都喜欢喝啤酒 对吗？ 1385 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,080 我有跟你讲过吗？ 1386 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,400 有 1387 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,040 会不会是 1388 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,319 她以前的男朋友跟你讲过？ 1389 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,200 可能是 1390 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,560 你们在一起多久了？ 1391 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,639 半年 1392 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,680 所以就是说 1393 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,160 人家在拍拖的时候 1394 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,320 你就已经喜欢上人家了 1395 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,080 喜欢就 1396 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,360 很难定义的 1397 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,160 那也是 1398 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,400 我有个前男友 1399 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,320 就是当我 1400 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,720 和我的前前男友拍拖的时候 1401 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,040 就一直偷偷影我 1402 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,720 偷偷记下和储起我的东西 1403 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,959 终于等到我一分手 1404 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,400 他就出手 1405 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,040 那时真的好浪漫 1406 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,919 你公司的项目 1407 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,640 都是你去投的 1408 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,200 所以那时候你已经知道 1409 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,560 是她公司的了 1410 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,160 就是为了重遇她 1411 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,200 特意去投一个项目？ 1412 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,800 喵喵 1413 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,519 你真的不知道 老二这个人 1414 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,520 很理性猪猪的 1415 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,760 那时候我失恋恋了 1416 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,280 我去问他我应不应该去哄我女友友回来 1417 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,800 他每次都跟我说应该放弃弃 1418 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,080 没想到原来他 1419 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,120 自己这样长情情 1420 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,280 我真的看走眼眼了 1421 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,520 为什么这次用这些叠字 1422 00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,879 好像文法不太对的感觉 1423 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,080 其实两个人最后有没有走在一起呢 1424 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,679 不关其他人的事 1425 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,920 可能真的是天要你们分开呢？ 1426 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,120 哦 不是天意意 1427 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,040 是人祸祸 1428 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,640 如果你们注定是苏眉眉的话 1429 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,080 就怎样都不会分开开了 1430 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,560 但是如果那个人有心 1431 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,080 钓了你的苏眉 1432 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,840 然后剁剁子切切子炒炒子 1433 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,320 还啃到连骨头头都不剩剩呢 1434 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,040 其实 1435 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,240 我已经怀疑很久了 1436 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,559 我希望你们老实告诉我 1437 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,080 苏眉是否应该 1438 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,200 蒸才合适呢 1439 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,080 炒好像浪费了 1440 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,880 做饭这事就没绝对的 1441 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,320 一家人 1442 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,880 可以不分对错 1443 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,440 但是要有分寸 1444 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,480 不是看书知道的 1445 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,839 是老妈教的 1446 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,760 干杯 大哥 1447 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,039 什么叫分寸呢？ 1448 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:26,480 吃饭 七分饱 吃饭 1449 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,679 吃饭吃饭 1450 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,280 宝贝猪 1451 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,800 吓到你了？ 1452 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,320 对不起 对不起 1453 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,560 没事没事没事 1454 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,800 我想说 1455 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,720 我保证 1456 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,600 今晚的事 1457 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,520 不会再发生 1458 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,880 其实你是否早就喜欢我了？ 1459 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,760 你当时是否为了重遇我 1460 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,160 所以才去投我那个项目？ 1461 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:04,680 真假从来不重要 1462 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,120 哪个答案令我们关系更好 1463 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,120 才是最重要 1464 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:13,759 早点睡吧 1465 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,800 但我不懂说将来 1466 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:32,120 但我静待你归来 1467 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,640 在这深灰的冷冬 1468 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,400 共你热烈再相逢 1469 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:42,600 全是我的美梦 1470 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:48,920 但我不懂说将来 1471 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,040 但我静静待你归来 1472 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:59,920 就算春风秋雨中 共你愿望已不同 1473 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:07,440 还是有点故梦 想倾吐 1474 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:15,400 一切事情骤似一丝苦恼 1475 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,080 回看你我的路 1476 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,920 是情是爱 是缘是痛 1477 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,360 今日我却竟都不知道 1478 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:36,880 我依然 而我竟然 1479 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:42,080 还是觉得你最好 1480 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:47,640 即使你离开 我热情未改 1481 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:53,080 这漫长夜里 谁人是你所爱 1482 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:58,200 花不似盛开　爱渐如大海 1483 01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,959 假使你怀念我　为何独处感慨 1484 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,280 喝杯水 1485 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,440 对不起 对不起 1486 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,880 随时可以了 1487 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,720 开始 1488 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,639 停机 1489 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,440 怎么了？ 1490 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,360 我想我的灵魂飘走了 1491 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,960 我都是拍不了了 1492 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,000 那没关系 今天先不拍 1493 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,279 我就用手机当作是一个纪录 1494 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,520 今天打算煮什么？ 1495 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,520 白菜火腿锅 1496 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,640 完成之后会像朵花一样 1497 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:49,759 哗 1498 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,600 宝贝 吃菜菜 1499 01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,600 没事吧？ 1500 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,599 摄影界的败类 1501 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,040 摄影师夏永康说你的绿豆沙照片 1502 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,840 抄袭他？ 1503 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,800 一辈子抄袭 1504 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,000 都没被人发觉 1505 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,200 我头一回自己创作 1506 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,120 就和名摄影师作品撞款 1507 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,879 有没有这么邪门 1508 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,320 夏永康被人抄袭 1509 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,440 真的一点区别都没有 1510 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,840 什么人这么没廉耻的 1511 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,240 （口型：他拍的） 1512 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,760 那个摄影界败类就是你 1513 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,640 一场误会 1514 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,720 其实有分别的 1515 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,640 你是绿豆沙 对嘛 1516 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,800 他是红豆沙 1517 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,600 相信我 1518 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,280 烹饪是我专业 1519 01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,000 干嘛要我创作呢？ 1520 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,800 安份守己地抄袭不就好了？ 1521 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,000 我去找他澄清 1522 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,840 你以为行家就明白事理的吗？ 1523 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,480 人家是大师级 1524 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,040 我不是跟你讲过 1525 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,960 我以前有个男朋友是摄影师来的 1526 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,080 你那个男朋友 1527 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,680 就是夏永康？ 1528 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,439 你曾经有多少个男朋友的？ 1529 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,559 十八 1530 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,200 我要十八辈子才做得到 1531 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,360 我未必每段都处理得好 1532 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,880 但都是认认真真的 1533 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:46,840 你介意？ 1534 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,520 先给我冷静一下 1535 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,520 欸 1536 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,960 冷静一下是很重要 1537 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:55,760 永康 1538 01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:56,960 我有事找你商量 1539 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,080 我以张爱玲忠粉的身份跟你讲 1540 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,600 你这么土的人 1541 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,800 又何必学别人 1542 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,200 去找个人回来 1543 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,520 借人过桥呢 1544 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,479 我不是完全借她过桥 1545 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,800 没有她 1546 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,280 我怕我自己都撑不住了 1547 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,280 哦 1548 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:20,640 你真的想过 1549 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,320 勾二嫂？ 1550 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,240 我没有 1551 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,480 就算是勾 也是他 1552 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,720 勾义嫂在先 1553 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,920 等下 1554 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,520 你是大哥来的 1555 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,880 他是勾大嫂 1556 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:30,800 他是二哥 1557 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:31,640 你抢阿嫂回来 1558 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,400 你就勾「二」嫂啰 1559 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,560 你会不会数学的？ 1560 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,440 义气的「义」 1561 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,280 你会不会中文的？ 1562 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,560 哦 是这样 1563 01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,479 所以你说这些关系真的要搞清楚的 1564 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,160 喂 1565 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,440 （夏永康已删帖文） 1566 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,320 她帮你摆平了 1567 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,080 你看她多认真 1568 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,440 张爱玲说的 1569 01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,799 发爱情梦 最怕是睡过头 1570 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,120 你现在这样给阿喵以女主人的身份 1571 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,840 过中秋 再杀到圣诞节呢 1572 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,480 到时候才回头就很惨的了 1573 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:12,719 喵喵 1574 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,000 我有些事想跟你讲 1575 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,279 送给你的 1576 01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,000 你怎知道的？ 1577 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,120 你那副是室内用的 1578 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,959 这一个 1579 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,520 才能让你看得更清楚 1580 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,920 外面的世界 1581 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,479 我帮你戴上 1582 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,040 来 1583 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,360 帅 1584 01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,079 你看？ 1585 01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:13,400 谢谢 1586 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,760 我从小到大看你拍的照片 1587 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,080 好看的 1588 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,120 都是黑白的 1589 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:22,880 会抄袭的 1590 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,240 都是彩色的 1591 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,800 我就一直想都想不明白 1592 01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,480 直到我看到你墨镜的牌子 1593 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,920 上网搜索了一下 1594 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,920 才发现 1595 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,080 那是 1596 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,520 色盲眼镜 1597 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,280 你的眼睛分辨不了 1598 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,600 红色跟绿色 1599 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,920 阿Lung说你不能继承爸爸烧叉烧 1600 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,920 那时候我就在想 1601 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,480 应该是你的眼睛分辨不了 1602 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,400 叉烧状态的那种红 1603 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,360 母亲走了之后 1604 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,120 你要一个人带著两个弟弟 1605 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,600 硬撑过来 1606 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,599 很辛苦吧 1607 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,200 在这间屋子里面 1608 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:15,279 最拼命想要让每个人都快乐的人 1609 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,799 才是那个最不快乐的吧 1610 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,800 这件事 1611 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,440 我以前女朋友 我都不敢告诉她 1612 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:34,760 谢谢你 1613 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,120 好像 1614 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,560 很久都没人问过我 1615 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,039 开不开心 1616 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,239 对不起 1617 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,840 你那一天拒绝了我之后 1618 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,400 又马上来找我 1619 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,880 三岁小孩都知道 1620 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,319 你不是认真的啦 1621 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,600 所以我也是来 1622 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:23,720 陪你玩玩的 1623 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,119 你应该看得出吧 1624 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,280 看得出 1625 01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,120 呐 1626 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,759 又在硬撑 1627 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,199 明明就看不出 1628 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,280 我觉得 1629 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,640 你是一个很好的人 1630 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,639 只是有点傻气 1631 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,600 我怕我再玩下去 1632 01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,959 你会受不了 1633 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,040 所以我觉得呢 1634 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,839 你先问清楚你的心吧 1635 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,759 不要再硬撑了 1636 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,120 闲著没事找老照片干嘛？ 1637 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,720 阿喵说要你们三兄弟的老照片的 1638 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,000 我哪知道？ 1639 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,240 下降头？ 1640 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:48,559 一定是 1641 01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,200 看片 1642 01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,480 你会为喜欢的人做什么呢？ 1643 01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,600 这个女孩 1644 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,160 会为他种一朵花 1645 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,440 你明天几点到场？ 1646 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,480 到什么场？ 1647 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,240 你不来看我比赛吗？ 1648 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,760 哦 什么到场 1649 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,880 我当然是跟你一起出发 1650 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,080 那10点吧 1651 01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,559 好呀 1652 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:16,840 试咪 1653 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:17,560 鸡扎 1654 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,440 收到 1655 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,440 马骝 1656 01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:20,000 收到 1657 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:20,680 脑波 1658 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:21,320 收到 1659 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:21,880 没问题 1660 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,080 「今晚打大佬」香港区争霸战 1661 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,159 将于五分钟后正式开始 1662 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,959 坐 1663 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:17,720 你吃过了没？ 1664 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:19,879 别讲废话了 1665 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,280 说重点吧 1666 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:28,160 如果不是因为那几条短讯 1667 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,920 我打错了几个字 1668 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,800 我们会不会 1669 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,279 还在一起？ 1670 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,480 我不知道 1671 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,720 但我知道这个世界上 1672 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,120 没那么多如果 1673 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,959 如果有如果？ 1674 01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,799 那如果会呢？ 1675 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,240 如果我说我会抢你回来 1676 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,480 和不会抢你回来 1677 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,840 那你会怎么做？ 1678 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,760 你别老是我问你你又问我好吗？ 1679 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:15,440 你是男人来的 1680 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,640 你告诉我你想怎么做吧 1681 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,160 我可以为你放弃一切 1682 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,519 我们从头再来过吧？ 1683 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,079 对不起 1684 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,999 喂 1685 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,959 回来了？ 1686 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,640 又跟著我后面回来？ 1687 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,759 下大雨哦 1688 01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,720 你有拿伞？ 1689 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,639 嗯 1690 01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:52,519 看三弟比赛吧 1691 01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,320 大哥 出来吧 1692 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,079 开著电视又不看 1693 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:13,880 今天的战况很激烈 1694 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,240 士把拿行动跟邪钉横辉互不相让 1695 01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,760 真的不到最后一刻都不知道鹿死谁手 1696 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,080 苦战是辛苦的 1697 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:22,760 但是对于观众来说却非常享受 1698 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:23,720 不坐吗？ 1699 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,240 在里面坐太久 现在站一下吧 1700 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,200 总之这次获胜的队伍 将会得到奖金100万 1701 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,360 大哥 你今天 1702 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,440 就是你们 你们赢了 1703 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,200 这届「今晚打大佬」香港区争霸战 1704 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,000 冠军就是「邪钉横辉」 1705 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,680 哗 比复仇者联盟还厉害 1706 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,120 赢了 1707 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,120 喂 1708 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,400 谢谢 我要谢谢我所有的队友 1709 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,200 好的 1710 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,120 最重要谢谢我自己 1711 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,880 还有谢谢我的电脑 谢谢网络 1712 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:57,760 喵喵说 1713 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,520 三弟今晚想吃住家饭 1714 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,040 猪猪会回来煮 1715 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,120 他们说还有事情要宣布的 1716 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:05,919 好呀 1717 01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:09,680 我先回去工作 1718 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,480 别人觉得我们不行没关系 1719 01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,120 我们自己觉得我们行就行 谢谢 谢谢 1720 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:17,480 邪钉 横辉 邪钉 横辉 邪钉 横辉 1721 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:24,520 是是是是是　是的 1722 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:29,560 不是不是不是不是 1723 01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:34,760 是的是的是的是 1724 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,320 好 就这样 1725 01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:40,240 吃饭啦 1726 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,800 要不要等阿喵？ 1727 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,160 她说边吃边等 1728 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,360 那边吃边等 1729 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:45,760 我现在日理万机的 1730 01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,200 要不要这么骄傲？ 1731 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,240 喝一杯吧 1732 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:48,920 干杯 1733 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,080 干杯 1734 01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,440 那赢了这一百万了 1735 01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,360 之后怎样？ 1736 01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,440 什么怎样？ 1737 01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,240 我们现在火了 1738 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,840 我们现在每年有一百二十万元的赞助 1739 01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,640 所以我们已经成为了电竞界的 1740 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,280 巴塞隆拿了 1741 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,440 就这样？ 1742 01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,680 一百二十万来说 1743 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,720 我们摊分每个月十万元 1744 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,240 所以如果有人注资几百万 1745 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,400 再加上香港冠军这个名衔 1746 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,520 又来？ 1747 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:18,879 不卖 1748 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:21,640 你都见到的 1749 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,360 这座工厂又旧又破 1750 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:25,880 我阁楼那房间冬凉夏暖 1751 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,400 楼上派对房唱歌的又跑调 1752 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:30,680 我肯老妈都不会肯 1753 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,760 家在 炉在 老爸在 1754 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:33,600 不卖 1755 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,840 老妈什么时候有说过不能卖呢？ 1756 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,840 她临终时在病床上说的 1757 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,640 那时我和三弟都在的哦 1758 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,240 那时你们上厕所去 1759 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:43,400 一起去 1760 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,200 老妈的病房好像只有一个厕所 1761 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,600 怎样一起去？ 1762 01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:48,080 我进去帮他尿？ 1763 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,560 你赖在老妈头上？ 1764 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:50,480 总之 1765 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,480 我知道老妈她一定不会想卖 1766 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:53,680 凭什么？ 1767 01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,600 我说 1768 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,400 我知道她一定想我们卖 1769 01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,400 那行了 1770 01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:58,960 二对一 1771 01:19:59,040 --> 01:19:59,760 可以卖 1772 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:00,680 我是大哥 1773 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:01,840 我说不卖 1774 01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:02,960 谁大谁做主吗？ 1775 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,559 长兄为父 1776 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,159 长兄为父是吧？ 1777 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:17,800 那 老爸 1778 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:20,399 刚刚你跟我媳妇儿在房间干嘛？ 1779 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,560 不是你想的那样 1780 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:27,840 跟她没关系 1781 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,200 当然跟她没关系 1782 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:30,680 她是我女朋友来的 1783 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:33,760 我用不著你逞英雄给她拥抱安慰 1784 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,960 你刚刚不是已抱过她了？ 1785 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:38,799 是 1786 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,080 是抱了 1787 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,799 真的抱了 1788 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,200 有没有亲上？ 1789 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,200 但这件事真的很复杂的 1790 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,960 你等我慢慢跟你解释好不好？ 1791 01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:55,040 亲了？ 1792 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,520 那你还好意思说分寸？ 1793 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:57,600 是呀 1794 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,840 亲上了 1795 01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:00,320 法式湿吻 1796 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,720 喂呀 1797 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:03,840 是呀 1798 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:04,840 我是勾 1799 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:05,960 就算我是勾 1800 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,000 都是你勾义嫂在先 1801 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,080 等一下 1802 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,840 他是勾大嫂哦 1803 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,320 他是二哥 1804 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,400 你去抢她回来 1805 01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:14,480 你才是勾二嫂 1806 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:17,640 是义气的义呀 1807 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,240 是否没人懂中文的？ 1808 01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,160 是呀 1809 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:22,440 我是在你们谈恋爱的时候 1810 01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,800 我已经喜欢她了 1811 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,080 如果我不当你是大哥 1812 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,600 我当你面勾啦 1813 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,240 什么当？ 1814 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,680 我就是你大哥 1815 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,240 什么大哥？ 1816 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,720 你老爸 1817 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,960 当年是从我老爸那儿把我老妈抢回来的 1818 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,080 我们才会这样做了所谓的兄弟 1819 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:38,680 我现在做的 1820 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,440 跟你老爸当年做的是一样的 1821 01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,279 大哥 1822 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:45,400 我们私底下谈谈好吗？ 1823 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,440 不用 1824 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:47,760 他总爱说一家人来的嘛 1825 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,920 摊开来说嘛 1826 01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:51,120 摊吧 1827 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,040 就摊开来啦 1828 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,240 好 摊呀 1829 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,080 你先说 1830 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,200 我没东西要说 1831 01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,320 那就是有事又不说 1832 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,680 那我没事可说嘛 1833 01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:58,720 先说我这只手吧 1834 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,880 这也能怪我？ 1835 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,480 那些是意外来的吧 1836 01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:05,560 把油压装置装在油压床是常识吧 1837 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,000 什么叫油压床？ 1838 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:07,800 看 1839 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:10,040 没人懂的 1840 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,480 是否不同老爸生的孩子 1841 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,080 基因可以差那么远 1842 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,960 我的命给了你们俩 1843 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,200 真是冤枉死了 1844 01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:17,760 什么枉死呀？ 1845 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,080 你不是活生生站在这儿？ 1846 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,200 我没和你做兄弟之前 1847 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:22,480 我跟我老爸姓 1848 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,200 三个字 李成礼 1849 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,840 我来你们家以后 1850 01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:28,240 为了要跟你们两个字的名字 1851 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:30,199 我改了名 叫陈礼 1852 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,240 那什么意思？ 1853 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:34,640 等一下 1854 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:36,640 李成礼 1855 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,400 37划 1856 01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,880 命格是「池中之龙 风云际会 1857 01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,760 一跃上天 成功可望」 1858 01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:48,600 陈礼 34划 1859 01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,520 「灾难不绝 1860 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,040 难望成功 1861 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,640 此数大凶 1862 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,160 断脚蜈蚣」 1863 01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,120 我由「池中之龙」 1864 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,959 变成「人形蜈蚣」啊 1865 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:10,999 没事吧 1866 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:15,639 没事 1867 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,400 大家吃饭 1868 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,360 吃饭 1869 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,520 食物都凉了 1870 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,360 刚才刮了一阵风 1871 01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:42,480 食物吹凉了 1872 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:45,400 只要食物上了桌 1873 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:47,080 不管我们有多少烦恼 1874 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,520 都应该抛到脑后 1875 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:50,960 好好的享用 1876 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,600 才是给厨师最大的尊重 1877 01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:53,720 阿喵呀 1878 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,120 家常便饭 1879 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,799 今天要求就不要那么高了好吗？ 1880 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,160 你们想想 1881 01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:07,760 厨房只有两个炉头 一个烤箱 1882 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,480 但每一次四菜一汤 1883 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,200 同时所有菜都是热的 1884 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,200 你说Josephine 1885 01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:19,720 在烹饪上的时间分配有多准确 1886 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:21,640 还有 1887 01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,880 五个菜里面 1888 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,560 猪牛鸡鱼 1889 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,160 煎煮炆焗 1890 01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:29,000 是否完全没重复？ 1891 01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:33,559 这件事有多么专业和厉害 1892 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,360 又是你的前男友食评家教你的？ 1893 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,280 不是 1894 01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,120 是他 1895 01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,720 你们不要误会 1896 01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:54,679 不是这个意思 1897 01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,040 是这个意思 1898 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,600 三弟有事要宣布 1899 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,400 我和你打眼色 就是想说 1900 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,280 今天风水不好 1901 01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:10,040 先不搞 1902 01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:10,840 哎呀 1903 01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,320 我会错意 1904 01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:15,640 什么来的？ 1905 01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:18,359 又是那些角色扮演的衣服吗？ 1906 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,479 做什么？ 1907 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,359 为什么是现在？ 1908 01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:37,719 我计划就是现在 1909 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,320 我看不完一本张爱玲 1910 01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:50,240 所以我把汤唯《色戒》的光碟看了 1911 01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:53,000 这是我能买到最大的鸽子蛋 1912 01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:56,400 多少钱？ 1913 01:25:57,480 --> 01:25:58,800 完全按他要求 1914 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:00,240 D色 1915 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,520 八心八箭 1916 01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,760 切功打磨全部Excellent（优级） 1917 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,040 现在2.1卡 1918 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,719 多少钱？ 1919 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,000 二十六万一 1920 01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,080 这里已经用完我整份奖金的了 1921 01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:14,599 我很感谢你一直以来支持我 1922 01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:18,680 是你在厨房里面一直努力 1923 01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:22,440 感动到我在键盘都可以一起努力 1924 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,400 我才可以完成自己的梦想 1925 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,800 我其实没有的 1926 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,520 我从来都没被你的键盘感动过 1927 01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:39,120 由你几年前辞了工说要搞电竞开始 1928 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,000 我是没有一秒觉得你成功的 1929 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,400 刚刚你赢了比赛 1930 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,799 我是有一秒失望 1931 01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,160 我觉得自己输了 1932 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:51,920 你赢了 1933 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,360 那之后会怎样呢？ 1934 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,440 赢赢输输赢赢输输 1935 01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:00,279 这个不是我想要的未来 1936 01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:12,680 我昨晚拍了一条烹饪短片 1937 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,880 那我为你煮了一道 1938 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:19,839 像开出一朵漂亮花朵的白菜火腿锅 1939 01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:26,120 但是我竟然一点都没想给你看 1940 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,960 因为我发现 1941 01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,999 原来我的世界可以没有你的 1942 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:46,960 我外婆是做马姐的 我老妈是做包餐的 1943 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:54,160 那我们都习惯好用心去为别人煮饭 1944 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:57,760 但是 我想我做饭做到累了 1945 01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,639 对不起 1946 01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,240 三弟好爱你的 1947 01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:17,800 你们是姣婆遇着脂粉客来的 1948 01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,400 她说什么？ 1949 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:25,120 其实我一直都听不懂她说什么的 1950 01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,120 起来啦 不要哭了 不要这样 1951 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,200 没事没事没事 1952 01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,920 我要卖楼 1953 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:34,560 我卖了才可以跟她白头到老永结同心的 1954 01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,120 跟这没关系 1955 01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:36,920 都说没关系 1956 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,160 冷静点 1957 01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,400 我要卖楼 1958 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:40,400 卖吧 1959 01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:41,760 不卖 1960 01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,400 我说卖你可以不听 1961 01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:44,320 三弟说卖你一定要听 1962 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,560 老爸他有份的 1963 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,000 你又想搞什么事？ 1964 01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:48,640 好 这个老爸我没份你不卖对吗 1965 01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:49,640 不想分给我是吧 1966 01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:50,360 我一分钱都不要 1967 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,240 那可以卖了？ 1968 01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:52,680 什么老爸有没有份呢 1969 01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:53,600 老爸只有一个 1970 01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,800 老妈只有一个 1971 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:55,959 现在兄弟有三个 1972 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,200 兄你老妈 1973 01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:58,600 你说什么？ 1974 01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,720 我老妈就是你老妈 1975 01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,040 你老妈是你老妈 1976 01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,200 我老妈是我老妈 1977 01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:04,760 我骂你老妈不是骂我老妈 1978 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:05,960 因为你老妈不是我老妈 1979 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:07,040 你妈的 1980 01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:07,680 你再说 1981 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:08,880 什么呀 老妈呀 1982 01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:10,760 我钢铁侠 来吧 1983 01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:13,120 你好慢 1984 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,080 没事没事没事 1985 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:18,520 钢铁侠 1986 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:19,720 你不要再来啦 你几岁了啦 1987 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:22,400 你讲什么 你几岁 你讲什么 1988 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:23,880 三弟你也打 你没人性的 1989 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,640 做什么？ 1990 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,360 是他打你的 你看清楚 1991 01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:27,559 这个人疯的 1992 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,680 你们走 1993 01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:32,600 你道歉 1994 01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:33,920 道什么歉 1995 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:34,760 你马上道歉 1996 01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:35,600 道什么歉 1997 01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:38,360 （日文）仍记得那时候 1998 01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,640 （日文）心里有强光 1999 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:46,080 （日文）我们是三兄弟 2000 01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:51,879 这是我们的游戏 《今晚打大佬》的主题曲 2001 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,400 我有两个妹妹也在台湾 2002 01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:57,240 分开的时候才知道珍惜 2003 01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:01,200 我希望这个影片能够让你们想起 2004 01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,160 有人能够跟自己一齐长大 2005 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,679 是多么难得的事情 2006 01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:13,800 大哥 二哥 我们是兄弟来的 2007 01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:16,560 是是是 我们是兄弟 弟弟乖 2008 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,760 放心放心 没事了 2009 01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,999 不哭 行了 兄弟俩我不会真揍他的 2010 01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:27,120 别哭了 没事了 2011 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:31,840 从现在开始所有事都一笔勾销了 2012 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:32,880 帮忙拿著手机 2013 01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:34,280 没手拿 2014 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,719 喂 对焦错了 2015 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,679 我在你房间看到随便拿来用的 2016 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,720 他跟她当日 同做梦 2017 01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:06,040 她跟他今夜 脱轨失控 2018 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,640 他他她她被 犹大煽动 2019 01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:12,120 贪恋饭聚反枱告终 2020 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,720 他披风挡雨 细心栽种 2021 01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,680 为何让偷呃拐骗揭盅 2022 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,800 他不肯忆记 切肤之痛 2023 01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,680 又原地碰著元凶 2024 01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:26,680 爱 这要命人间美味 2025 01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,240 让你动情是诱饵 2026 01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:35,080 爱 毒性断肠想你可受不起 2027 01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:36,680 心花也 怒放吗 2028 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:38,320 喜欢这 玩笑吗 2029 01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,120 酷爱吗 荆棘里忘形拥吻吧 2030 01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:46,679 难分难解吗 伤心得快乐吗？ 2031 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,440 来 2032 01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,719 没事 谢谢 谢谢 2033 01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:43,120 我这个大哥 2034 01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:44,360 当得很失败 2035 01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:49,200 不要再撑下去了 不要 不要 2036 01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:52,520 嗯 2037 01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:55,639 这个家 2038 01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:00,919 到此为止 2039 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,159 我没吃饭 有点饿 2040 01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:16,959 你下来干嘛？ 2041 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:23,960 有些东西摔破了 2042 01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,599 才知道多重要 2043 01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:31,160 我不想这个家 2044 01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:32,520 到此为止 2045 01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:37,000 而这个问题 2046 01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:38,960 就在于你 2047 01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,400 是呀 我知道 2048 01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,240 那你又下来找我 2049 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:48,520 我已经走了 我走了 2050 01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:49,920 不是这个意思 2051 01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:53,200 二弟是不能没有你的 2052 01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:55,800 如果想要向前行 2053 01:35:56,880 --> 01:36:00,760 我们要接受所有发生过的事 2054 01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:04,080 我有件事情从来没跟你说过 2055 01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,440 我双眼是有问题的 2056 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:12,360 我看到的颜色全搞混的 2057 01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:16,520 就是因为我看不清楚 2058 01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,280 所以更应该走前一点 2059 01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:20,560 看清一点 2060 01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:21,839 搞清楚 2061 01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,000 我们是很难搞清楚的 2062 01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:39,679 你不会是我大哥 2063 01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:41,960 你不会是我朋友 2064 01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:45,359 你更不会是我情人 2065 01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:59,280 会不会有一种关系是 2066 01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:04,720 世界上没一个词语可以形容的 2067 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,640 可能 我们就是那种关系 2068 01:37:11,360 --> 01:37:15,160 讲不出 不等于不存在 2069 01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,880 不管多困难 都要一起走 2070 01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:27,879 一家人 一起走 2071 01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:55,319 快回我短讯 2072 01:38:10,880 --> 01:38:12,400 你一直都在房里？ 2073 01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:16,400 怎么了？ 2074 01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:18,479 刚才摔伤了？ 2075 01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:29,679 怎么样要不要帮忙？喂怎么了？ 2076 01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:34,720 关门 2077 01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:39,599 我叫你出去 然后关门 2078 01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:43,360 你搞什么呀？ 我帮你吧 2079 01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:47,040 做什么？这手也弄伤了？ 2080 01:38:47,440 --> 01:38:49,279 我要小便呀 你怎样帮我呀？ 2081 01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:01,200 真帮我呀？好尴尬 2082 01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,480 你什么我没见过呢？ 尴尬 2083 01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:04,480 见过 2084 01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:06,280 不是碰过嘛 2085 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,280 要不然你自己小便 2086 01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:11,479 我看你等下怎样表演换裤子 2087 01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:15,400 我是你大哥 2088 01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:17,680 这些事不是我帮你谁帮你？ 2089 01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:18,520 小心点 2090 01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:19,320 可以 2091 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,360 小心点 2092 01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:21,960 不会弄伤你的 2093 01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:23,440 你里面有穿的嘛 2094 01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:24,559 我没的 2095 01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:31,520 你怎么这么不卫生的？ 2096 01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:34,000 那你平常洗的那些 什么时候穿的？ 2097 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:35,879 见人的时候 2098 01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,520 你上哪家幼稚园的？ 2099 01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:39,280 你那家 2100 01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:40,640 快点 2101 01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:42,559 不要动 2102 01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:48,080 不要乱搜 2103 01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:49,360 不搜怎么弄出来？ 2104 01:39:49,440 --> 01:39:50,639 你的手好冰 2105 01:39:54,440 --> 01:39:56,079 放松 放松 2106 01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,400 好了 2107 01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:07,959 好了 2108 01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:09,960 好了 2109 01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:15,879 为什么我不坐下小便呢？ 2110 01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:23,039 对不起 2111 01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:25,680 我没事 2112 01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:29,280 好 是有事 2113 01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,439 但我会变成没事 2114 01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:42,280 下星期中秋节 2115 01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:47,999 你记不记得有一年老爸闯祸了 2116 01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:50,040 早上给妈赶出门口 2117 01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:51,520 不过之后老妈都有打给他 2118 01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,160 叫他晚上一定要回家吃饭 2119 01:40:53,960 --> 01:40:54,960 老妈说 2120 01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:56,200 团圆饭 2121 01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:57,600 是全年最要紧的 2122 01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:58,600 无论发生什么事 2123 01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,720 一定要一家人一起吃饭 2124 01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:03,639 那你要三弟都懂才行 2125 01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:05,640 给他发短讯 2126 01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,200 说我们决定卖 2127 01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:09,040 骗他回来再算 2128 01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:13,480 老妈应该没想要骗他吧 2129 01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:15,640 冇福叉烧 哈 2130 01:41:15,720 --> 01:41:16,880 刚巧坏了而已 2131 01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:20,120 有福来的 谢谢 2132 01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:24,000 不懂的人怎么说无所谓 2133 01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:28,479 最重要我们自己知道有就行了 2134 01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,920 连龙凤都搬出来 2135 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:17,680 今天有什么大事吗？ 2136 01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:18,560 是呀 2137 01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:19,560 很有气势 对吗？ 2138 01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:20,960 不如长期放这里吧 2139 01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:21,600 好 2140 01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:22,640 那要喂牠们吃什么的？ 2141 01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:23,440 吃什么 2142 01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:24,520 叉烧吧 2143 01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:30,639 能吃了 2144 01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,800 猜到你们骗我了 2145 01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:42,160 不过阿妈说过团圆饭要一起吃 2146 01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:44,399 吃完再说吧 2147 01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:54,280 你没事吧 2148 01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:55,199 没事 2149 01:42:56,720 --> 01:42:57,520 嗨 2150 01:42:58,000 --> 01:42:58,880 嗨 2151 01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,360 很久没见 2152 01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,760 是吗？我没算呢 2153 01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:09,680 为什么你突然 在这儿呢？ 2154 01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:12,280 我见门没锁 我自己走进来啰 2155 01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:15,560 你找我找得那么突然？ 2156 01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:17,320 我不是找你的 2157 01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:18,560 我找大哥 2158 01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:20,360 吓？ 你们？ 2159 01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:23,000 呸 他叫我来吃饭而已 2160 01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:26,560 吓死我了 以为又来 2161 01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:27,959 一家团聚就好了 2162 01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:29,760 我没考虑完的 2163 01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:32,040 是大哥叫我回来吃饭 2164 01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:33,600 他说要吃他煮的菜 2165 01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,200 还有是这里最后一顿饭 2166 01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:36,640 那我当然回来 2167 01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:38,920 猪猪回来了 2168 01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:42,839 有福叉烧 2169 01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:49,000 怎么了 我真的研究了很久 2170 01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:50,360 真的能吃的 2171 01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:52,280 为什么她说是这里最后一顿饭？ 2172 01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:53,800 你说了？ 2173 01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:55,320 对不起 2174 01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:59,320 我想了一晚上 想了很多打算很帅气的宣布 2175 01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,480 你就抢了我的对白 2176 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:03,720 卖了？ 2177 01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:05,920 昨天签约的 2178 01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,479 冬至前交房 2179 01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:17,080 我们很幸运 2180 01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:20,760 有老爸老妈留下福气给我们 2181 01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:23,440 所以我们不应该停留在这里 2182 01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:25,000 应该打开门 2183 01:44:25,080 --> 01:44:25,760 走出去 2184 01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:27,080 还要走远点 2185 01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:28,160 做多些事情 2186 01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:30,919 才对得起这些福气 2187 01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:35,800 又是哪本书说的？ 2188 01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:39,559 《李居明虎年开运秘笈》 2189 01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,360 好 大家吃饭 2190 01:44:42,440 --> 01:44:44,080 吃饭 2191 01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:45,360 先吃叉烧 2192 01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:46,679 好 2193 01:44:48,280 --> 01:44:49,840 -能吃的吧？ -我帮你夹 2194 01:44:51,560 --> 01:44:52,960 宽容点 2195 01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:54,240 -来 -你不尝尝？ 2196 01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:55,159 现在尝 2197 01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:57,599 好吃吗？ 2198 01:45:05,480 --> 01:45:06,320 好难吃 2199 01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:08,400 真的蛮难吃的 2200 01:45:09,080 --> 01:45:11,679 老爸当年做的 是这个味道 2201 01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:03,039 很想我了？ 2202 01:46:28,560 --> 01:46:33,400 我想知道 你是否想我卖了这里？ 2203 01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:35,360 你觉得呢？ 2204 01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:40,680 你亲口说的嘛 家在炉在老爸在 2205 01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:43,679 我有这样说过吗？ 2206 01:46:48,200 --> 01:46:49,640 可能只是顺口说的 2207 01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:52,800 我记了十几年了 老妈子 2208 01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:55,440 为什么你们这些人 2209 01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:58,360 整天觉得死去的人说的话就是真理？ 2210 01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:00,720 你以为我真懂吗？ 2211 01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,840 嫁给你老爸之前 2212 01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:04,480 我在夜总会工作而已 2213 01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:08,240 什么意思？ 2214 01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,800 家人在哪里 2215 01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:13,599 哪里就是我们家 2216 01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:22,880 我想我懂了 2217 01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:25,360 明了吧 2218 01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,880 不过你卖出去 2219 01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:29,560 又把它租回来就有点傻 2220 01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:31,320 你给我慢慢来吧 2221 01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:33,000 浪费租金嘛 2222 01:47:33,080 --> 01:47:34,999 我会放租一半出去的 2223 01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:41,359 总之 住够 就该走了 2224 01:47:45,520 --> 01:47:47,000 讲得出做得到 2225 01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:51,919 打开门 走出去 去远点 2226 01:47:59,080 --> 01:47:59,959 乖儿子 2227 01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:35,679 （正在致电喵喵） 2228 01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:51,480 你找我？ 2229 01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:56,400 你找我？ 2230 01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:00,200 我有东西忘了拿 2231 01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,479 你吃饭了没有？ 2232 01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:08,000 吃楼下的沙嗲牛肉面？ 2233 01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:10,520 不如 去远点 2234 01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:15,880 即使你离开 我热情未改 2235 01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:21,240 这漫长夜里 谁人是你所爱 2236 01:49:21,320 --> 01:49:26,600 花不似盛开　爱渐如大海 2237 01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:33,279 假使你怀念我　为何独处感慨 2238 01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:56,480 吃饭 2239 01:49:57,120 --> 01:50:00,280 来 宝贝 用手 2240 01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:03,680 停机 2241 01:50:04,080 --> 01:50:06,319 你真的给他这一大块？ 2242 01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:11,040 别乱碰 2243 01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:12,760 集中精神 2244 01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:13,960 你手那么冰 2245 01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:14,640 好了好了好了 2246 01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:16,520 好了吧？ 2247 01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:20,280 什么是Double May？ 2248 01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:21,599 我不知道 没听过 2249 01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:34,640 还不停机？ 2250 01:50:35,120 --> 01:50:37,919 你老爸当年在我阿爸那里 2251 01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:44,600 都说你不行的 2252 01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:47,080 再给我一次机会 2253 01:50:47,480 --> 01:50:49,360 那我们是继续吃吗？ 2254 01:50:50,680 --> 01:50:51,880 能吃的 2255 01:50:54,960 --> 01:50:56,080 你先看三弟 2256 01:50:56,160 --> 01:50:56,920 试一下 2257 01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,840 二哥 二哥 2258 01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:01,680 我肚子疼 2259 01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:02,919 喂 蓄势待发 2260 01:51:07,120 --> 01:51:07,960 拿高点 2261 01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:09,159 高点 2262 01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:16,720 要不拿双筷子夹著 2263 01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:19,040 用叉子叉著好吗？ 2264 01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:21,159 三个字 李成礼 2265 01:51:30,440 --> 01:51:34,079 你们是 @$#%&*脂粉客来的 2266 01:51:39,160 --> 01:51:41,879 这次真的听不明白了 2267 01:51:45,160 --> 01:51:45,960 大哥 你有没有觉得 2268 01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:47,119 有人看著我们吃饭？ 2269 01:51:58,560 --> 01:52:01,600 救命呀 我们不想再跟著Sally了 2270 01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:02,320 什么事呀？ 2271 01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:03,880 她说要用你的招牌 2272 01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:05,680 砌只变型金刚出来 2273 01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:07,759 神经病 2274 01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:09,640 你们是否不喜欢这里？ 2275 01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:10,680 当然了 2276 01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:11,480 你们跟我走 2277 01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:12,680 当然不走 2278 01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:13,840 为什么？ 2279 01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:15,000 又说不喜欢这里？ 2280 01:52:15,080 --> 01:52:17,600 每个打工的都不喜欢自己公司 2281 01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:18,560 你这样穷 2282 01:52:18,640 --> 01:52:19,840 我们出外吃饭 2283 01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:21,160 你还要带盒饭 2284 01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:21,960 你好命 2285 01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:22,960 嫁不出 2286 01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:24,320 我又生了两个 2287 01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:26,200 还要供养父母 2288 01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:29,840 怎么你还在这里？ 2289 01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:31,440 对呀 2290 01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:32,560 一个月通知 2291 01:52:33,280 --> 01:52:34,120 不好意思 2292 01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:35,960 你是Tracy吗？ 2293 01:52:36,680 --> 01:52:38,480 你是 2294 01:52:39,080 --> 01:52:39,720 Bernard 2295 01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:40,920 CEO 制作公司 2296 01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:41,760 其实 2297 01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:42,960 你没在这公司之前 2298 01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:46,520 我们公司去年做的 「重现启德机场」活动 2299 01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:47,760 替你们赢了企划奖 2300 01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:49,800 原来是你们 2301 01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:50,600 很高兴认识你 2302 01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:51,680 很高兴认识你 2303 01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:53,160 你没事吧？ 2304 01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:53,960 瑞士滑雪 2305 01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:55,240 自己弄伤 2306 01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:58,200 其实我是要把这些东西搬去我那儿 2307 01:52:58,920 --> 01:52:59,720 未婚妻 2308 01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:03,720 哦 你们 2309 01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:04,640 是的 2310 01:53:04,720 --> 01:53:07,440 我们公司今年要做朗豪坊 和Moko的所有活动 2311 01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:08,800 时间都爆满了 2312 01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:10,480 那你不接我们的了？ 2313 01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:12,360 我们不够人了 2314 01:53:12,440 --> 01:53:13,680 要看她了 2315 01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:17,000 大家自己人 帮帮手吧 2316 01:53:17,560 --> 01:53:19,560 先不说 我先叫人上来搬东西 2317 01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:21,440 我叫公司同事帮忙搬可以了 2318 01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:22,280 阿谁谁谁 2319 01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,080 过来帮手搬 2320 01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:24,960 那不好意思的 也好 2321 01:53:25,560 --> 01:53:26,600 大家自己人 2322 01:53:26,680 --> 01:53:28,160 不如拍张照留念 2323 01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,200 为什么？ 2324 01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:30,080 值得的 2325 01:53:30,160 --> 01:53:31,120 过来吧 2326 01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,200 好好好 来来来 2327 01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:33,120 大家来吧 2328 01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:37,200 我把今天的合照发给你 2329 01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:39,080 你不喜欢哪几个 圈出来 2330 01:53:39,160 --> 01:53:41,360 我想办法起底 令她们消失 2331 01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:44,720 那很难的 不是太好 2332 01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:47,600 那「赢」字是比「输」字难写 2333 01:53:47,680 --> 01:53:48,720 那就不写吗？ 2334 01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:53,720 喵 2335 01:53:59,560 --> 01:54:00,920 嗨 2336 01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:02,560 哈啰 2337 01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:03,280 加油 2338 01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:05,560 祝你们旗开得胜 2339 01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:07,880 加油 2340 01:54:07,960 --> 01:54:10,360 我们一定会赢的 2341 01:54:10,440 --> 01:54:12,400 不知道我们可否和你合照呢？ 2342 01:54:12,480 --> 01:54:13,440 不行 2343 01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:15,600 等你们赢了 2344 01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:17,440 到时候我抱著你们 2345 01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:18,560 每人拍一张 2346 01:54:18,640 --> 01:54:19,520 你说的 2347 01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:20,640 好耶 2348 01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:22,560 今晚打大佬香港区争霸战 2349 01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,520 将于5分钟后正式开始 2350 01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,640 那你有没有见到猪猪？ 2351 01:54:25,720 --> 01:54:26,520 我找不到她 2352 01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:28,080 我刚才看到她的 2353 01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:32,240 那你去陪她吧 2354 01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:33,760 你去陪她 2355 01:54:39,480 --> 01:54:41,440 赢了 2356 01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:44,200 今晚「今晚打大佬香港区争霸战」 2357 01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:47,280 冠军就是斜钉横辉 2358 01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:50,440 斜钉横辉在比赛里面简直是 2359 01:54:50,520 --> 01:54:51,840 从头带到尾 2360 01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:56,920 好棒呀 2361 01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:03,200 我都说我行的了 2362 01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:06,759 一百万 我们有一百万了 2363 01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:50,839 喂 2364 01:55:57,920 --> 01:55:58,919 回来了？ 2365 01:56:01,240 --> 01:56:02,400 又跟著我回来？ 2366 01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:03,719 雨很大喔 2367 01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:11,879 你有拿伞？ 2368 01:56:19,480 --> 01:56:20,439 去看三弟吧 2369 01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:25,320 大哥 2370 01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:28,119 出来吧 开了电视又不看 2371 01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:41,040 大哥快点过来看这部 2372 01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:41,840 什么来？ 2373 01:56:41,920 --> 01:56:43,440 过来吧 在播这部呀 2374 01:56:45,520 --> 01:56:46,720 哦 这部 2375 01:56:46,800 --> 01:56:47,400 对呀 2376 01:56:47,480 --> 01:56:50,280 不收拾了 坐吧 2377 01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:51,160 坐吧 2378 01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:54,439 这里这里 2379 01:56:57,440 --> 01:56:58,440 谢谢 2380 01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:01,240 宝贝 在看什么？ 2381 01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:02,399 喜剧来的 2382 01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:07,800 什么电影来的？ 2383 01:57:07,880 --> 01:57:12,400 二哥说我们小时候 老妈带我们去电影院看过的 2384 01:57:15,080 --> 01:57:17,200 我小时候也有看这部 2385 01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:18,439 坐吧 坐吧 2386 01:57:25,000 --> 01:57:27,479 你们常常一家人一起看电视的？ 144890

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