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What? What happened?

What is it? What happened?

-Hey! -No!

Don't come near me!

-Don't come near! -What's wrong?

Why are you acting so crazy?

Did you have a bad dream? Did your stocks plummet?

What's wrong with me?

What's going on here?

Why? Did you lose something?

Where did I go?

I was definitely here until yesterday.

Where am I right now?

This isn't right. I didn't have these.

Poor young lady.

Let's go.

-I think she's crazy. -Maybe she's still drunk.

This is insane.

What is going on?

Gil Ra-im?

Did I turn into Ra-im?

Geez.

Excuse me, you have to pay...

Why are you taking our shoes?

What is going on?

What happened? Open the door.

Open up!

No!

What do I do?

What's wrong with you? What's wrong? Are you sick?

Did I do something to you... In my sleep?

MY HUSBAND MY HONEY

-It isn't him? -Who are you?

SEXY OSKA

-Where's Oska? -Go away!

Tell us!

Gil Ra-im!

Open the door!

Gil Ra-im!

Gil Ra-im!

No way.

How could this happen?

When did this happen?

I woke up like this.

What did you do to me?

You're saying I caused this?

How could I?

You blame everything on me.

-You think this makes sense? -I know it doesn't,

-but how did this happen? -How should I know?

Lower your voice.

Let's go in first. Open the door.

I don't have the key.

I returned it last night.

You returned it? Why?

Didn't you sleep here?

That's why I'm dressed like that.

This is crazy.

We need to go somewhere private.

I'll meet you in the lobby.

We're not going together?

Are you crazy? This is my hotel.

I can't let anyone see us like this.

You think everything's yours.

Yeah, because it is.

Give this to me and walk as if you're meditating.

Tuck in your chin and look down.

Act natural, like you're on a morning walk, okay?

I wonder how she became a director at that age?

She's not going to cast me anyway. I should've beaten her half to death.

What are you doing here?

You look even stranger if you do that.

And what are you doing here?

Why are you dressed like that?

What did you just say?

You can't talk like that to the director.

I'm sorry, sir.

I scolded her a bit, and I think...

it upset her.

Apologize.

He just came out of nowhere.

Ra-im! Did you forget who you are?

All right. Let's just go.

Sort this out.

This won't do. Come with me.

Director Lim, please.

What I mean is,

-why don't we-- -You stay out of this!

It's none of your business.

What are you waiting for? Aren't you going to stop him?

Are you letting me go with him?

Let go of that hand!

What did you just say?

I told you to let go.

I told you she's under our care for the time--

And I told you

-that she's my family. -I know.

And I'm always grateful for that.

-What? -But

please let her go for now.

I'll make sure she makes it to the shooting.

Now, be polite.

Let's go.

How dare you make me bow?

I don't even bow like that to the chairman.

-It's my head, not yours. -True,

but while my soul is inside of you,

your head is my head and my head is also my head. You got that?

Where are you going? Just talk here. There's no one here.

Where are you going?

-Did you drink a lot of water last night? -What?

I can't hold it in.

You're not...

Geez.

Are you okay?

Just think of it as...

Stop putting your head down like that. Everyone is staring at us.

Don't!

Don't eat anything or drink anything, okay?

Seriously.

Stop that. You better not cry with my face.

How can I not?

What have I done to deserve this? Why is this happening to me?

Why didn't you switch with Kim Tae-hee or Jeon Do-yeon?

Think of something!

I'm trying, but I can't think of anything with this head.

What's your IQ? Is it even three digits?

My punching speed is.

You want to find out?

Look, woman!

We need to think if this is a scientific or medical matter.

Let's not fight.

Why does this keep coming down?

Tighten the buckle on the strap.

Where?

-I'm just going to take it off. -Are you crazy? Come here.

-What is he doing? -What is he doing?

-What are they doing in public? -He's weird.

Not here. Let's go outside.

I really don't think this is a scientific or medical matter.

Did you just figure that out?

Stop being sarcastic. This concerns the both of us, okay?

I haven't done any wrongdoings. I don't deserve this.

Neither do I.

You wish.

-Hey! -Whatever.

Doesn't anything come to your mind?

In the movies, you're usually struck by lightning,

or you incant some weird spell together.

Or you come across some rare gem.

Right?

The sky was clear, there were no spells,

and I already have lots of rare gems.

I'm sure.

Let's try the medical approach,

and go to the hospital.

Hospital? Which hospital?

If you go in saying, "Our souls have been switched,"

do you think they'll say

"Oh, it must be the season. Please check in and wait?"

Should we try a fortune teller,

and get exorcized? That might work.

Are you crazy? If rumor gets out that I had an exorcism,

-my stocks would plummet. -Then how about a church or a temple?

They'd both just ask for offerings.

Then let's jump off from somewhere.

-Maybe the trauma-- -That suggestion gives me trauma.

-Then what about a kiss? -What?

It always happens in fairy tales.

You may only know of The Little Mermaid, but...

Beauty and the Beast, Princess and the Frog,

They all return to human beings after a kiss.

None of this makes sense anyway, so let's try a nonsensical method.

Is this your best? Are you sure about that?

-Do you have any other ideas? -No.

Fine, let's make this clear.

A quick peck or a deep one?

We'll find out. Close your eyes.

What do we do?

It has no effect.

It was too quick.

Don't move.

SECRET GARDEN

I'm really sorry, Joo-won.

But I had to save my daughter even if this was the only way.

I hope...

you can forgive this unworthy father.

Tell me the truth.

You just wanted to kiss me, didn't you?

You're out of your mind.

You rejected every other idea. We had to try something.

-We can't stay like this. -If we do,

I would want to die, but it's not so bad for you, isn't it?

-Do you really think that way? -Yes.

Me, too.

Now that things have come to this pass, I'll enjoy my life as a rich man.

But you have to be the poor, alienated neighbor.

How could you laugh right now?

Because it really isn't so bad for me.

When's your birthday?

-Why? -I need your pin number.

-You must have lots of money in the bank. -Hey!

I'll buy a car for everyone at the action school,

and produce an action movie.

I should buy A-yeong an apartment.

And get you married to a woman you would hate.

-What? Married? -Yes.

Wait, stay still.

What are you doing?

Seriously, what are you doing?

I'm just fascinated.

So, this is how I look...

What the heck?

I'm barely managing to hold back saying that I'm so handsome.

I'm straightforward with things like this.

I look like a model just sitting there.

But you don't see me going on about it.

My personality is as straight as a razor.

I'm sure it is.

You got a text message!

Hey, where's my cell phone?

It tickles.

Stop it.

Don't feel me up.

What's wrong with me touching my own body?

My team's already out on location.

-Let's go to the shoot first. -What shoot?

-Why would I go there? -Because you're me now!

I'll get fired if I don't.

-Then get fired. -Are you serious?

Fine.

I'm going to meet Yoon Seul, or whoever she is, and tell her this.

Tell her what?

"Did you know? I was just playing hard to get."

-What? -"I think I must be

under your spell,

ever since our first magical meeting."

Sounds awesome, right?

Hey, are you insane? Stop right there.

Why are your legs so short? Fine, I'll go.

-Lead the way. -What?

Aren't you going to change? I can't go dressed like that.

Right.

My clothes. Where are my clothes?

-And my bag? -How should I know that?

Do you think

I had the mind to think to pack your stuff while I turned into a woman?

I can't believe this.

Go bring it, now!

If you keep acting like this, you'll be in the news again.

Aren't you tired of reading about how you refused to film?

It's been a while, so it's okay.

You little...

You shouldn't be like this.

How much longer do you think you'll be Oska, the star of Asia?

Your status is falling already. You'll be forgotten if this album fails.

You're not a star who has control over shoots anymore.

You are a washed-up star now!

Are you the one who writes hate comments on my articles?

-Hey! -Leave, then. I'm sleepy.

I wasn't going to say this, but...

Hey.

I know you missed Seul.

You think I don't know you? Or her?

Why are you two pretending?

Either get back together, or be professional and get this over with.

You're being too cowardly as a man.

There you go! Get dressed. Let's get going.

You do know us.

But there's one thing you don't know about me.

I don't have the courage.

The courage to ask her to start again,

or to pretend like I'm fine in front of her.

And now you call me a real coward?

Don't forget you're past your prime.

So get up already! Damn!

I'm really sorry.

It was her first time in the sauna.

Hey, stop bowing with my head.

I told you, your head is my head, my head is--

What's the total? She ate a lot last night, didn't she?

-Give me the key so I can ring you up. -Yes.

-Give me your foot. -What?

What is that? I've been walking around like that this whole time?

Seaweed soup, sweet rice drink, fried fish stick and five eggs.

You ate all of this?

Did you throw a party?

-How much is the total? -16,500 won.

-And return the clothes. -Yes. One moment, please.

Good morning.

Where's my wallet?

Aren't you going to change? We need to wash them soon!

Was the change room this way?

-Wait. -You can't. No way.

I have to return the clothes.

How much for the clothes? Sell them to me, please.

This man...

I mean, this lady can't change right now.

I'll pay double the price.

Why won't you let me change? She has to wash them.

You'll see my body. There's no way.

Then I'll look at someone else's body.

Wait!

Sell them to me.

I would be more embarrassed to walk around like this.

But it's not my face, so...

-Where are you touching? -Who's touching?

I'm itchy all over.

When did you last wash? Did you go to the sauna to eat?

Sir!

-What? -Excuse me?

I'm here, Mr. Kim.

-Are you alright? -Excuse me?

What? Why?

Wow.

I just came to tell you

that the film crew shooting Romantic Trip with Oska

has changed their schedule.

-What? -What?

They love that the winner is a stuntwoman.

They want to change the concept into the behind-the-scenes footage.

That's not up to them. Cancel those plans right now.

That's what you're thinking, right, Joo-won?

Right.

Cancel it right now.

But they're already here.

Over there.

Romantic Trip with Oska. It's all thanks to my popularity.

What kind of stupid schedule is this?

Are you alright, Ra-im? Are you hurt?

We ran into some trouble in the mountains.

I'm so glad you're alright.

Are you kidding? Get off me.

-Ra-im... -Are you on drugs?

Who are you calling Ra-im...

That would be me.

Where was your arm?

Here, right?

Hug, on three?

-Did something happen? -Yes.

But it's a long story. Anyway, I apologize.

-What's with you now? Still drunk? -Sorry?

Yes, a bit. Sorry.

Okay, sure.

You're okay, right?

What are you doing? Aren't you going to change?

This is bad. Oska thinks I'm a weird woman now.

He always thought that way.

Wear this.

Don't roll up your sleeves because it'll stretch,

and don't put anything in the pockets or it'll ruin the style.

Don't just sit anywhere

and don't get anything on it or I'll get revenge.

Geez.

Forget it.

I won't go either, then.

-I'm going to shower. -You're going to do what?

-Are you not going to shower? -Wait!

I'll wash you. It's my body.

So you want us to look at your body together?

Pervert.

Let's just wash our faces. We might be ourselves by tomorrow.

Let's just shave and wash our faces.

After applying the shaving cream,

you take the razor...

I'm fine. I shave every other day too.

Every other day?

Where?

Here.

You'd better close your eyes! Close them tight.

Don't even think of peeking or you're dead meat.

I'm closing them, aren't I?

Darn it. Why is this so hard?

Forget it. I'm not wearing this.

I bet you've taken off plenty in your life. Don't play coy.

Did I say anything?

Why is it so much harder to put on than take off?

Are you proud of yourself?

Watch.

You clasp it from the front. Then, turn it.

Then put your arms through.

Like this. Got it?

Try it.

But what is this?

How do you not even have decent lingerie?

As long as it's clean, who cares?

Just put it on already.

I'm a bit disappointed.

Don't you think it's a bit too monotonous?

The way you won the bid was so thrilling that made me expect something new.

But there's nothing new.

I feel the same way. Directors always want something new,

but it's always bats, pipes and wooden planks

in the same old locations like a nightclub, car yard or warehouse.

Detectives always fight 17 on 1 against thugs.

The same old group of high school kids fighting each other.

And the police always turn up after the fight.

Maybe we should rewrite the script first.

Where's the assistant director? What about the main character?

Sorry, there he is.

We're running late, so let's begin.

Say hello. This is the stunt director.

I met him yesterday.

I saw the script. Do I really have to be here?

Use a double and shoot my close-up later.

-Call me when it's my close-up. -Hey.

Choi U-yeong!

Leave him. I was planning to do it that way, anyway.

That puts more weight on you, Director Lim.

Get the costumes ready.

What's wrong with U-yeong?

-He's trying not to be a coward. -What?

If U-yeong had one true love,

that would only be for one person.

Hey.

Who is it?

-Oh my goodness! -Oska!

It's been so long! How have you been?

-What are you doing here? -Don't be shy.

I heard you recommended me.

I heard that you said I had to be the female lead.

-I said that? -Oh no!

You were trying to surprise me, but I found out about it too early.

It's okay! I know how you feel.

But the thing is...

I got sick on the plane.

Is she the director?

She's really young.

I don't like female directors.

-A director? -That's what I heard.

I saw her picture, and she's pretty.

Joo-won likes her, too.

-You came all the way to-- -You think I have that much free time?

Let me ask you something. Just answer what you know.

You're the only one I could ask without rumors spreading.

-Are you ill-- -I'll ask the questions.

I know it's a common symptom among Korean women,

but everyone's different.

Until what age can a woman bear a child?

-Pardon? -You don't know?

Your family has many uses for a psychiatrist, don't you?

I've heard it was possible even into your 60s in other countries.

And as for Korea, I've heard up to the early 50s.

Is that so? Then what do you think, as a doctor?

Is it possible to have a son at 56?

She looks a bit older than she is.

My opinion as a doctor is, won't that be up to fate?

What?

-If you're done speaking-- -Stay.

I hear you've been visiting Joo-won frequently. Is that true?

What's the reason?

He's been having trouble sleeping lately.

Why does he call you for that?

Does he want you to sleep with him?

I visited as his psychiatrist.

That is all.

Is he on drugs? Like sleeping pills?

I'm sorry, but I can't disclose a patient's personal information.

I always hated that about you.

How is my pulse, Doctor?

-Pretty. -Pretty?

That's weird.

I have no appetite lately, I can't sleep,

I break into cold sweats, and I get dizzy.

Is there anything wrong?

There is.

There is?

What is it?

-Your stomach. -What?

Seeing your father with his new wife makes your stomach hurt, right?

You really are a great doctor.

I heard my father stopped by.

You didn't prescribe him anything for bearing a son,

-did you? -I did. Why?

Goodness. Doctor!

Did you find out anything?

Father got medication to have a son.

But he's not meant to have a son.

Look. We're all daughters.

You know Father. We have to take all kinds of measures.

Then, Doctor.

Do you have something that will make the skin milk-colored?

Like chocolate milk or banana milk.

Making your skin dark and yellow. And making you gain weight.

Anyway,

Do you have any medicine that will wither even a spring flower

in bloom?

Your stepmother's beauty won't wither that easily. Go now, I'm busy.

You really prescribed him something?

For who? Father or Ms. Park?

What's the speed?

Forty. I think forty will do.

Good.

Even if the car gets overturned, wait for the cut signal.

-Yes, sir! -Yes, sir!

Let's get ready.

-Are you looking for Ra-im? -No.

You were too harsh on her.

She came all the way to Jeju Island to do a car stunt.

I wondered if she gave up and just jumped in the water.

Here she comes.

She really wanted to come and watch.

Yeah, I'll watch. Is that okay?

Why are you showing up now when you said you wanted to assist?

What're you going to do with that mindset? Is this how you're asking me for a chance?

I'm sorry.

-Something came up-- -Why are you sorry?

What is the reason that is making you apologize on her behalf?

I get what you're saying. Let's talk about it over a cigarette.

Do you smoke now?

Oh, right. I don't smoke.

Then have a coffee instead. Let's go.

That's not good. What should I do?

-Let me borrow that! -Hey!

I need that for the shoot!

-So-- -Me first.

I know you were upset.

So believe it or not, I was going to give you a chance.

I was going to let you do the car stunt.

I know how badly you wanted it,

and at least, it's within my power.

But you just ruined that chance.

You came for the getaway, right? Just enjoy that.

Director Lim.

You've just been caught.

Caught?

You have feelings for me.

But you haven't confessed yet.

It's time to film. I have to go.

Don't come to the set.

What were you two talking about?

Why did he look like that? What did you say to him?

Who told you to do that to my face?

I'm going to the hotel to get some rest, so hurry back.

We still have to come up with a solution.

What did you two talk about?

-Is the car ready? -Yes. It's ready to go.

Let's let her roll.

The angle...

Here, have some coffee.

Thank you.

-You, too. -You didn't have to...

I know you don't like coffee,

-so I got you a healthy juice. -Why thank you.

Why are you being like this? Just act normal...

I am a rookie, remember?

What are you doing here?

Hello.

You really are sick, aren't you?

You are. You're very sick. Let me check if you have a fever.

I'm fine.

What the?

All right, quiet! Cameras are rolling.

Cameras are rolling! Quiet!

Stop!

Stop the car!

Stop!

-Don't go. -Don't do this.

Don't go. I said don't go!

Cut.

We'll do those lines again.

How many times is this? I was so focused.

How annoying.

Ready. Action!

Don't go.

-Don't do this. -Don't go! I said don't go!

Cut.

The script says to look indifferent but hurt, not teary-eyed.

Have you never been hurt?

Is it because you usually hurt others?

What's her problem?

Your character just got dumped.

Haven't you ever wanted to die because of love?

I haven't.

-You haven't? -I said I haven't.

Then I'll fill you in.

You are not being able to eat or sleep.

It feels like hell to fall asleep and wake up.

You can't understand how you go from being in love to being strangers.

You can't tell anyone, in case they speak ill of your love.

So you cry alone.

You know that it's all over and you've broken up.

But all you have are memories of being in love.

You don't realize that it just adds up more days for you to erase.

So when you get dumped, you just can't escape from the breakup.

But what hurts the most is that

the other person doesn't even care about you.

It's only me that's hurt.

That person has forgotten all about me and looks so happy.

I just want to die, but I can't.

Because I won't ever be able to see him again.

That's how it feels

when you break up.

Do you get why you are stopping her now?

How you should feel

and how desperate you should be?

Do you get it?

Hey!

-What are you doing? -I quit!

-Hey! -Isn't this what you wanted?

Start the car.

If news gets out on this...

Oska!

This isn't right, you punk.

You're the one who ran away to Jeju in the first place.

Without Seul, you would have no music video to promote.

Let's turn around and go back.

You do, and I'll kill you.

I don't believe this!

Just wondering if you're okay.

This happens all the time on set.

There's nothing personal going on between us,

so please don't misunderstand.

I was just worried about you.

I could tell.

You were telling your story.

I'm sorry about not telling you

that I know Choi U-yeong during our blind date.

If that upset you...

You two had a blind date?

-Excuse me? -Wait, Choi U-yeong?

So, the man in your story...

Didn't you already know?

No, I just thought everyone had that kind of experience, so...

But it really was Oska?

-The name's Gil Ra-im, right? -What?

The girl who gave me trouble.

The one who dates U-yeong and eats with you.

I didn't ask about her at all, did I?

Then let's end this now.

As you've heard, I'm done practicing love, and it's all over now.

So you should wrap it up soon,

and come to me.

They really do think differently from us.

Why didn't you pick up your phone? What took you so long?

What were you doing?

I was on set, and I met the girl you were set up with.

You were set up with Yoon Seul?

So? What about it?

She has a one-sided crush on me.

Did she say that she likes you?

What woman doesn't like me?

It's a talent to be so unlikeable.

But she doesn't like you.

I can tell because I'm a woman, too.

Really? Then how about this?

Your director likes you.

Don't jump to conclusions.

Our director cares a lot about our team.

Where are you going?

I see that you're fine, so I'm leaving

-to my room where Oska awaits. -Are you crazy?

Do you like sharing rooms with men?

-Is Oska your family too? -Then should I sleep here?

That would be even weirder.

You don't even have abs.

What? Hey!

You saw everything, didn't you?

Why do you look at a body that doesn't belong to you?

Oh my!

You're being really weird.

What's going on?

I know I shouldn't, but it's the first day...

You look cold.

Here.

Hey, do you think you can fool me?

What?

Who was it?

-What do you mean? -Who was it?

Who's the one that changed Ra-im's and my vacation concept?

Oh, that.

I swear it wasn't me.

You're being really weird today.

You seem to be back to a little brother. Ever since the accident.

Ever since what?

I mispronounced my words!

Not accident. I meant high school.

It's the first time since you were in high school.

What's wrong? What is it?

What is wrong with you? What?

What's going on in there?

Have a seat.

Were you eavesdropping?

I'm not that type of pathetic guy.

-I was just passing by... -Guy?

Common term in the stunt industry.

But why did you yell?

Did Oska do something to you?

What have you been telling Ra-im?

Look here, Ra-im.

Look at me. I'm a strong man.

I even served in the military...

-Right? -Yes, you did. As a full-time soldier.

Right?

That's very odd.

Most people think he was an exemption.

But what brings you here?

I want to hang out with you guys.

Hey! Leave, now.

Can't you see this room is for men only?

Stop making her feel uncomfortable.

Oskie,

can't I stay here? Please?

Yeah, sure. Our little Ra-im wants to be with Oska, right?

Yes, and if it's alright with you,

I would like to sleep over too.

Ra-im! You're not that kind of a woman.

You're not!

But I am.

You don't want me to sleep over?

Not at all. Should I kick him out?

Really?

It's so convenient to be a woman.

You may have not known this,

but my humble wish is to make all the women in the world happy.

For goodness sake.

I'll just go.

Close the door on your way out.

You're more provocative than I thought.

You like that? Huh?

-You're a pervert, aren't you? -What did you say?

You're the first girl to ever say that to me.

Do you know what this means?

You, poor soul...

Where are you going? Ra-im! Ra-im?

Director, I know I was acting weird today,

and you must be disappointed.

I might continue to be strange for a while,

or even a long time.

I'll explain everything later.

I'm really sorry, Director Lim.

Let's just take one peek.

Just once.

Oh no...

Oh no!

What now? Nothing's changed.

If this was like a fairy tale, one day of suffering would suffice.

Shouldn't it end with "happily ever after" now?

Maybe it's a tragedy.

Let's eat first, before we think.

Whatever. Where's U-yeong?

He was gone when I woke up.

His bag's gone too.

What's this?

"I'm taking the first flight home. I'll see you in Seoul."

I guess he went back. Looks like he really quit.

Then, what about our event?

A whole film crew came. What's he doing?

Can't believe this guy...

Wash up first, and meet me at the restaurant.

Wash what? Why?

How long are you not going to wash?

There was nothing to see, anyway.

Look. Does this look like a woman's body? It's covered in scars.

-What are you doing? -You call this a body?

What are you doing? Are you insane? Pull that down!

How much did you see?

Lower your shirt.

Subtitle translation by Jay Sa