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[screaming]

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

- I'm gagging. Like, Ariana?

- Mother has arrived.

- You'll be performing in a talent extravaganza.

- I can really spearhead this for the group.

- OK, well I do have an idea.

- It kind of just turns

into Aura taking over the whole thing.

[tense music]

- Y'all ready for some premiere drama, mama?

[doorbell rings]

[laughter]

Queens of season 15,

meet the queens of season 15.

- We can't even choreograph this number with eight people.

16?

- [singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

and a gagworthy grand prize of $200,000

served by Cash App.

With extra special guest judge Ariana Grande.

- [singing] - RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[dramatic music]

- That's right.

Before this week is over,

one of you will be going home.

- Huh?

- Are there any chocolate bars?

- There are 16 of us!

I thought I was in competition mode before,

and now it is a competition.

- So for one of you,

it really will be one night only.

[bright music]

- [singing] - One night only

[laughter]

- I will leave you now

so you can become better acquainted.

- No tongues. - Oh!

- Now, we got to get to know these other bitches.

Uh, I guess.

Hey, girl. How y'all doing?

[screaming]

- Oh, come over.

- What's your name? - Hi. Malaysia.

- So Sugar and Spice? - Yes.

- I feel like season 15 is, like, trades and twinks.

- Hey, girl! - Hi, again.

- But I'm still the trade of the season.

What, what, what? Mwah.

- OK, so what's the real tea? - Girl!

- Who's a booger? Who's a booger?

- I grew up in the Texas drag scene,

and I know Mistress Isabelle is no joke.

She is known in Houston for being that girl

who will cut you down in a moment's notice.

I am so glad that I have someone else

to talk massive amounts of shit with.

- OK, I want to know who knows each other already prior,

like, from the other people.

- From the other group?

- I know Sasha from back home!

- I do. - Oh, my God!

Sasha Colby, that is my LA sister.

- All right with the drag icon.

- So nice to see you. - I love you, sis.

- I mean, I guess you could say

that I know Sugar and Spice from Instagram.

- Yeah, we're, like-- we're, like, Insta friends.

- Of course, everybody knows who Sugar and Spice are.

- I feel like all of, like, my drag friends are virtual,

so now, it's fun to, like, have friends in person.

And I just want to, like, touch every--

whoa, that's--uh, no.

[tense music]

- Chile, let's see if they can last more than 15 seconds,

or, well, however many seconds it is they give you on TikTok.

- Can I ask what your entrance line was?

- Well, we trotted in together.

- Uh-huh. - You were like,

"Well, this doesn't look like the toy store.

And then, I was like, "Sweetie, that was my line."

And then, we started, like, fighting--

- It was giving rehearsary or, like, the doll you pull

and just, like, the little lines come out.

- I've been waiting for them to shut up.

[laughter]

You're gonna be here for a while.

- I got, like, yelled at once.

Like, my librarian was--

- Again, enough about them.

[laughter]

- That's real. That's real.

- Girls, I thought we were all friends.

I'm starting to feel like, oh, no,

it's gonna be me and Sugar against the world.

- OK, you guys, there's 16 of us now.

You guys want to go back to rehearsing?

- We should. - Yes.

- We got to add them into our choreography

that we just worked hard on.

Do you guys want to see what we came up with?

- Yes, show us, show us. - OK.

- We'll be over here just judging.

- [laughter] - Hit it!

[singing] all: I wanna be on top

And let the children know

- [singing] - Let the children know

[singing] all: Will I get the chop?

[music fades]

[quirky music]

- Y'all said y'all prepared something,

but this is, like, ten seconds of high kicks and chopping.

And it's not gonna work with 16 of us on stage.

- I say that we stop ours,

like right before "tonight, tonight,"

and then they come in from the back.

- No, I think we all should just be on together.

- Baby, we got to choreograph a whole opening number,

and the girls have already started!

So, like, what are we gonna do?

- I'll place people. - Yes.

- So do we have to choreograph our own version?

Are we gonna pick up where they left off?

- Where do you want me, baby? - We'll pop you right here.

- OK. - It's like "Tetris."

Where are we gonna fit?

- I have a suggestion. - Yes?

- We have eight new girls.

I think that our group should be on one side,

and their group should be on one side.

It'd be like, "tonight, tonight,"

then "one night only," and everybody mix in together.

- Should we listen to the song while we're together maybe?

- They come in when we come in? [singing] - Too many chefs

- Where are we entering from, she's asking?

- [singing] - In the kitchen

- Can we put one person in charge of saying everything

because there's too many people saying a bunch of shit?

We are getting nowhere.

I'm feeling very frustrated

because I'm not the best of choreography,

and I know it's gonna take me a long time to learn.

For one person, it really is gonna be only one night,

so I want to make sure it's perfect

and it's what it needs to be, you know what I mean?

- Right, right, right.

- I'm not trying to be a bitch and, like, dominate.

- I just-- - You don't have to try.

- [chuckles]

[strained laughter]

Mistress and Irene are already going at it.

I mean, I thought me and Spice

were gonna be the drama this season, OK?

- One person needs to be in charge.

The extra comments from people is unnecessary.

- [scoffs] Jesus Christ.

- Me and Sugar are on totally opposite sides of the room,

and we just keep making eye contact.

Like, we would just have our little, like,

inside joke faces.

We're like, this is ridiculous.

- I know that we already had a routine,

but I feel like we really need to start from scratch,

- like, and-- - Scrapping everything,

I just think it would take too much time.

- Speaking of time, we don't have a lot,

so I think we should just, like,

get back to work and start doing this.

- All right, bottoms, let's take it from the top.

- All right? - Yeah!

- I'm really nervous about how this never gonna come out.

I don't know if we about to go to war,

but I do know that it's finna be a long night.

I'm telling you, it's finna be a long night.

[upbeat music]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

It's move-in day

- Chile, let me throw this mug on real quick.

- Buenos días, baby!

It is a new day in the Werk Room,

and we're gonna do our talent show in front of the judges.

Here we go. Engines are running.

The game has begun!

- Let's go grab our stuff.

[exciting music]

- Ah! - Ah!

- It is a madhouse.

We all have to claim stations,

and the energy is just, go, go, go, go, go.

- Go in here. Go in here. Go in here.

- Sugar's running to secure our clothing,

and then I run to secure the makeup station

because we share a lot of the same makeup.

And also, like, it's our thing, getting ready together.

It's like, let us just be our little twinning selves.

- We got our station. - Yas!

- Here we go. - Here we go.

- [groans]

- For someone who doesn't wear a lot of clothes,

I sure got a lot of shit.

Mistress, what are these little chicken biscuit-ass...

[laughter]

Did you bring any high heels to the show?

- all: Ah! - Oh!

- Wait, are Mistress and Irene--

do they hate each other?

It's very, like, conflicting energy.

- Let's compare our pads. - Are you ready?

- Ready? One... - Three, two...

- Shut up! - [laughs] What are these?

- This is a pancake... - Yeah.

- [laughs]

- That's a-- it's an actual pancake.

[laughter]

- OK, I need a--

- I don't know where to begin. - Degrease.

- Even though I am the older twin,

sometimes I feel like Sugar is my older twin

and she's, like, coming-- like, she's gonna make it OK.

- Now, you guys are, like, notorious

for taking a really long time to paint, right?

- Yeah, right? It's bad. That's why we're, like, rushing.

- I'm like-- - I noticed.

- You were the first two in-- - I know.

I said, "Bolt. Get our thing. We need to start."

- How long does it normally take y'all?

- When we were back on the Island,

like, if we had all day to get ready...

- It would take all day. - It would take us all day.

- Oh, Lord have mercy.

The twins just seem to be living

in their own little La La land.

I'm not sure how this is gonna turn out.

- Luxx? - Yes?

- Do you know what this is?

- A 40-inch unit, I guess. [laughter]

- Wait, I think I have a measuring tape.

- Are we really about to do this?

- Yeah, let's find out.

- Yours is definitely longer than mine,

but they're close.

- Well, this is 40 inches.

- [sighs]

Irene's may be 40 inches or it may be a little longer,

but at least my hair is thick to the bottom.

Yours truly is probably, like, the same length.

Yours just gets a little, like, withered at the end.

- Withered!

[laughter]

- Luxx, how did you get your start?

- I couldn't go out 'cause I wasn't of age.

I turned 21 during the pandemic,

so I was just on Instagram.

- Don't you feel, like, people kind of shade,

like, social media, but, like, for when you're younger queen,

that's kind of all you have

'cause you're not allowed in the club?

- That's all you have when you're young.

I think social media is a very big part of not only my drag

but drag at large now.

It's kind of, like, a digital portfolio

for people to look at you and see what you can do.

That's how I got, like, my followers during quarantine.

Since I couldn't gag the girls in the club,

I gagged them from their living room couches.

- Let's face it. It's 2022.

If you're not a drag queen on social media,

- what are you doing? - It's kind of like,

- what are you doing? - That's

- how you make your business. - Exactly.

- It's like, I think it's a really stupid,

like, mindset for people to have,

that like, "Oh, you can't be talented..."

- Right, right. - "In person

because you do social media."

And it's typically the girls

who don't do well on social media, you know?

[tense music]

- America,

I have nothing against social media sensations,

but it takes a lot of growth to get to where you got to get.

A lot of these new girls, it's happening overnight for them,

but I feel like you got to know how to walk the walk

and talk the talk, boo!

- So how do you feel everything went yesterday?

Were y'all gagged to see us?

- Who would gag to see you? - [laughs]

- Not the two enemies sitting next to each other.

[music fades]

- Girl, what the fuck are you talking about?

- Oh my God. Wait, did you guys think we were enemies?

- They thought that we were bickering.

[laughter]

- Mistress and I are talking

the way that I talk to girls backstage at a drag show.

- I thought y'all hated each other.

- You can really tell how young

and inexperienced some of these girls are

because they think that a little bit of light shade

means that you're enemies with someone.

- I thought someone was gonna, like,

- throw a punch, like... - [laughs]

I'm glad the twins are getting to see me

because they get to see what a real drag queen gives.

If someone's your sister and you like someone,

you read them back and forth.

- Can we talk about when the groups merged

and everyone was, like, on the twins' ass at first?

Whenever they walked in, I saw, like, nails on the floor.

The lace was waving at me on her wig.

And, like, for me, I'm not gonna talk shit.

- Like, if I'ma talk shit-- - You just did!

- No, no, no, if I'ma talk shit, I'ma help you.

I'm not gonna just be--I'm not gonna just let it happen.

- And you ended up being one of the sweetest, yeah.

- You were giving, like, Mayor of Dragville.

You were looking around.

You had a magnifying glass.

- Not Mayor of Dragville.

[laughter]

- What are you doing for your talent?

- I'm a hip-hop dancer. - Nice, nice.

- And I kind of incorporate that in my drag sometimes.

- OK. Amethyst, how about you?

- It's technically a lip sync, but it's my kind of lip sync.

Let's just say that.

- I'm gonna sing.

- Original song? - Yes, actually.

- Yas! - Yeah, I'm really excited

because I sing in, like, 95% of the shows that I do.

It's season 15.

You got to step it up,

so I'm singing live.

And I think the judges are gonna be really impressed

with the fact that I'm willing to take such a risk.

- Loosey has range.

- I would like to say that I have range as well.

- What are you doing?

- I'm not gonna Ruveal yet. - OK.

- These girls do not need to know

what I'm doing for talent.

I'm not showing you all my cards.

I'm from Sin City. I know how to play poker, bitch.

- Do you know what anybody else is doing for their talent?

- I don't know. I heard something about ice water.

- Ice water?

Who was doing ice water?

- Where did you hear that from? - It's like the next step--

Irene. I think Irene's doing something with ice water.

- Irene? - Yes, ma'am?

- I just heard you're using ice water in your talent show.

- Yeah, I'm making a glass of ice water for my talent show.

My mom used to make it for me all the time.

[laughter]

- While it sounds very ridiculous,

I feel like after last season

when Willow Pill kind of knocked it out of the park

doing some obscure talent number,

now it's gonna be a contest

of who can out-obscure the obscurest.

[exciting music]

- Oh, bitch, she's on.

- Your lips?

- The mug. - [laughs]

- Spice, come on. - I know, I know.

- You might want to speed it up there, twins.

- Ooh!

- The rest of us are in full drag--

corsets laced, wigs glued, makeup on, shoes on.

The twins are, like, still struggling to get ready.

- Let me actually just do it for you.

- You'd think that with two of them,

they'd be able to get ready in a timely manner.

- Sugar, it's not on a wig stand thing?

- Where are they? Oh, my God.

I am running so behind.

I can't find my clothes. I can't find my wig.

I, like, went through them. Yes.

I don't think it's in there.

- We're literally seconds away

from performing on the main stage.

First impressions are so important,

and I do not want to mess this up.

- Is it this? - Oh, my God, no.

- Then where the hell is the wig?

- Girl, the twins are, like, on overload.

- Can you please try to find the wig?

Please, please, please.

- The dolls are, like, malfunctioning.

- Like, you packed it. I didn't pack it, so you would know.

Oh, my God.

- The Doublemint twins done lost they mind.

Somebody going home.

Baby, you is at risk right now.

[tense music]

[dramatic music]

- [laughs]

Cover girl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

[cheers and applause]

And what?

Welcome to the season premiere of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

She's a dangerous woman.

Michelle Visage.

- Oh! More like slippery when wet.

- Oh, oh, oh! - Oh, oh, oh!

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, don't you have something to show us?

- Well, Ru,

I'm married!

Sorry, ladies.

- [laughter] - Aw.

- Well, we wish you and Wellinthon

all the love in the world.

- Condragulations. - Aw, thank you.

Next.

[laughter]

- And finally,

her hair has been defying gravity since 2010.

It's Ariana Grande.

- Oh, thank you, Ru. Apparently so have my knockers.

[laughter]

I love being here so much.

I'm having an out-of-body experience.

I love you so much. Thank you.

- We love having you here.

This week, we challenged our queens

to entertaint us in the largest talent extravaganza ever.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

[boisterous music]

Let the talent extravaganza begin.

[singing] all: Tonight, tonight

One night only

Am I the greatest star?

Or am I full of bologna?

It's time to make my mark

I'm yours for one night only

I want to be on top to let the children know

- [singing] Let the children know

[singing] all: Will I get the chop

Or be the star of the show?

Tonight, tonight

- [singing] - One night only

- [singing] - I am the star

[singing] all: It's the night of our lives

Herstory is gonna be made

The strong will survive

The weak will be slayed

It's time to do or die

- [singing] - One night only

- [singing] - One night only

[singing] all: Now watch me as I fly

- [singing] - One night only

- [singing] - One night only

- [singing] - Yeah, one night

[singing] all: One night only

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- Welcome back to One Night Only.

Up first, Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

- Yes.

Put your hands up, season 15.

Yeah, all my queen, where you at?

Where you at?

Walked in the Werk Room like I'm a boss bitch

I'm the fattest and the baddest

What you thought, chick

Tell these other girls

To pack it up and leave quick

Ain't no friends in this race

'Cause I'm in the league, bitch

You little bastards keep on coming for the crown

'Cause winners only last, so I'm winning every round

- Yas! - Yas!

- [singing] - Now they callin' me cocky

Charisma, uniqueness

Nerve is what I call it

Yeah, I put the "T" in talent

XXXL, so I'm far from average

And you know I'm a savage, M-I-A is where I stay

- We bring nothing but this - 305, bitch!

- [singing] - Uh, I'm a queen

I'm a queen, I'm a queen

I'm the fattest and the baddest on the scene

I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen

I'm on the main stage

And I'm living out my dream, bitch

I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen

I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen

- It's royalty. [singing] - I'm a queen

I'm a queen, I'm a queen

Go head, Mama Ru, get ready to crown me

[laughter]

[applause]

- Let's hear it for Spice.

- Uh, I'm bored.

- [laughs] - I think it's about time

for me to spice things up a bit.

Listen up, and let you know

I'm comin' in with a spicy flow

So get dolled up and be a ho

Pull up to the club and drop it low

- Ah!

- [singing] - The boys want to know

[singing] Where my dingaling go

Where my dingaling go, where my dingaling go

The boys want to know where my dingaling go

Where my dingaling go, where my dingaling go

Hold up, you know I'm a doll

Like the plastic ones you can get at the mall

Ain't got parts like a normal girl

'Cause I is a drag queen and I'ma rock your world

See you looking at me with curiosity

If you want to grab the goodies

Then you gotta pay a fee

Hangin' downstairs like, sis, what's the tea?

If you see me untucked, that's on you, not me

The boys want to know where my dingaling go

Where my dingaling go, where my dingaling go

Look around, I'm the drag princess

That, that, that, that, that, that, that dingaling

Boys call me up like, like dingaling

I no the man 'cause I don't want to fling-a-ling

But I might change my mind if I get that bling-a-ling

Bl-bl-bl-bl- bl-bl-bl-bling-a-ling

That, that, that, that, that, that, that dingaling

Dingaling, dingaling, dingaling, mmm

- Yas!

[cheers and laughter]

- Seeing Spice perform without me,

I am a proud little gay mom.

She always feels like she has to rely on me,

and she proves that she can be a bad bitch without Sugar.

- I just love how the coffin pulls it all together.

[laughter]

Hey, sis. It's Luxx Noir London.

- [singing] - The vibrations of the music

Get my body groovin'

And I can feel it from head to toe

Tonight's gonna be

- A good night - Yas!

Baby, I already know

Already know

Round and around

Get low to the sound

Get up and get down

Get low to the ground

- Werk! - The hair is giving.

The body is giving. The mug is giving.

It might be Christmas

because the whole thing is just giving.

- [singing] - The face, the brand, the fantasy

When I'm on the floor, I feel the beat

Every look is fire, I bring the heat

Leave the bitches in the dust, they can't compete

You do not want it

I come through and I funk shiz

I'll make you want to force quit

Can't show up or you're done, sis

Mug make 'em turn their heads quick

Gonna do a double take like Ross Lynch

Better call me Rick 'cause I'm real slick

Goin' round and round, and I won't quit

all: Yas!

[cheers and applause]

- Somebody is going home tonight.

Not me, though. [laughs]

- Now presenting Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- Baby, the heavyweight champion is now here, honey,

representing for the big girls.

Let's go. There's never been

A chubby girl to take the win

Get ready, bitches, take a look

I'm the next of kin

I'ma smack you down. I'ma knock you out

I'll bite a ear off if I have to

Well, hopefully I won't have to bite your ear

But, baby, I got my eye on you

Listen up, baby, I'm the bitch to beat

- Mistress is very intimidating.

- [singing] - Honey, go back and take a seat

- She really packs a punch.

- [singing] - I got it, you want it

[singing] I crave it, you taste it

I need it, I love it, Will never replace it

I'll shake it and throw it, drop down, make you know it

I'm snatching the crown from the last queen that holds it

Big, big, big, big, big, big

Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big

Big, big, big, big girl

Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big--

[panting]

Hold on. My sugar got low.

Thank God I have this delicious

RuPaul chocolate bar. [laughter]

Big, big, big, big, big, big

- Yas, and pulling out the chocolate.

- [singing] - Big girl

Big girl

- What? - Oh!

- Ah! - Yas!

[laughter]

- All right, y'all.

It's time to get Loosey LaDuca.

- [singing] - Let loose

I said, let loose

You're holding it together

Baby, what's the use?

Let loose

I said, let loose

I'm giving you permission

You've got no excuse

Call me queen of the thunder

- So Loosey sings live.

- [singing] - I'm taking over the voltage

- And it's definitely a choice.

- [singing] - Pick up the music

And put on your dancing shoes

- Absolutely a choice.

- [singing] - The synthesizer takes you

As you toss your hair

Loosen up your buttons and say like a prayer

When they start dancing, it gets hot up in here

So you better beware

Let loose

- Loosey LaDuca is kind of a mindfuck for me,

because she's singing about how to be loose

but she's standing as rigid as a dead fish.

- [singing] - Let loose

Baby, let loose

Baby, let loose

- Yas! - Werk!

[cheers and applause]

- Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- [singing] - Close your eyes

Make a wish

And blow out the candlelight

For tonight

Is just your night

We're gonna celebrate

- [laughs]

- [singing] - All through the night

- [singing] - Pour the wine

- Light the fire - Twirl, girl!

- [singing] - Girl, your wish

- Is my command - Oh, wow!

- [singing] - I will do anything

Girl, you need only ask

[singing] all: I'll make love to you

Like you want me to

And I'll hold you tight

- This is genius.

It's so campy. It's so funny.

You go, Marcia.

[singing] all: And I will not let go

- Till you tell me to - Yas!

- [singing] - Girl, relax

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- Here to let you have it, The Robin Fierce.

- [singing] - Yeah, yeah

[singing] all: Now that we found love

What are we gonna do?

- [singing] - What are we gonna do with it?

- [singing] - One, two

- Tell me what you got - Yas, girl!

- [singing] - Let me slip my quarters inside your slot

To hit the jackpot

Rev me up, rev me up, my little buttercup

We can tuck sheets, snuggle up, and get stuck

Believe it or not, here comes a brother with glow

A snugglin', bubblin', overweight

Lovin' huggin' pro, so what's it gonna be?

Me or the TV? Let me take time

To set your mind and your body

- Lover my lady - Yas, girl!

- [singing] - Spread your wings

[singing] So we can fly around the world

Harmony, charm of me, your fingertips are calmin' me

When you drop the kisses, you're so cute

You drop the bomb on me all: Yas!

- [singing] - Gimme the permission

Okey dokey, I'll bless ya

Blessin' like Buddha, Buddha as the bless

You can lay down on the lover

Put your head on my chest

[singing] all: Now that we found love

What are we gonna do

- [singing] - What are gonna do

[singing] all: With it?

Now that we found love

What are we gonna do

- [singing] - Come on and tell me

[singing] all: With it?

- Yas!

[cheers and applause]

- Next up, it's Irene Dubois.

- Hi there.

Irene Dubois here with a fun, little tutorial.

Today, we're gonna be making one of my favorite recipes,

a glass of ice-cold water.

Let's get started.

First, you're gonna want to pour yourself

two cups of water into a glass.

[upbeat music]

See how easy that is?

All right, next up, we're just gonna take some ice.

And we...

You just get a little ice.

And you...

Give it!

Just put some ice right into the glass.

[music stops]

- No one's laughing.

Absolutely no one.

The only thing that's making noise is the ice cubes.

- All right, and last but not least,

we're gonna take a little slice of lemon.

We're gonna squeeze a few drops into the glass.

And then we're gonna put it right on the edge of--

right into the glass.

All right, let's try it out.

- This had so much potential.

It doesn't have to be this...

no pun intended, dry.

- Mmm, so good.

I hope you enjoyed this tutorial.

And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.

[scattered applause]

- I'm cringing for Irene

because I can feel the whole room just staring at her.

The judges are not feeling the number,

and I'm kind of scared for my girl.

[tense music]

- Welcome back to One Night Only.

Get ready for Anetra. [gong chimes]

- Round one!

- [clears throat]

It's A-N-E-T-R-A.

Six letters and three vowels.

My name is Anetra, ladies and gentlemen,

and I'm here to wear your pussies out!

- Whoo! - Yas!

- Attention. - Yas!

- Girl, OK! - Yas!

- You better walk that fucking duck, duck walk.

- Quack. - Get it, bitch!

- [singing] - Quack, quack

Quack, quack, quack, quack

You better walk that fucking duck.

- Yas! - Yas!

- Ooh, look at her go. - Whoo!

- You better, bitch.

Walk that fucking duck!

Guys, do you smell that?

It's like something's burning.

Is that my pussy?

Yes. [cracks board]

[cheers and applause] It is.

- Shut up! - It's burning!

Oh, my God, it's on fire. It's, like, burning out.

Wait, there we go. [cracks board]

There's nothing like a fire extinguisher.

- Ah! - Wow!

- Yas! - Yas!

- Werk, bitch. - Werk, bitch.

- God! - Werk!

- You got to watch out for the quiet ones, you know?

You never know what they have up their sleeve.

- You better walk that fucking duck!

- Yas! - Shut up!

- Ah! - Damn!

[cheers and applause]

- It's time for a taste of Sugar.

- [singing] - Where, where, where

Wh-wh-wh-where, where, where my sugar babies at?

Wh-wh-where, where, where my sugar babies at?

Sugar babies at? Sugar babies at?

Shh, it's Sugar.

Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish

If you wanna get with Sugar, then you better make a wish

Genie in a bottle, Xtina's my girl

Make a viral video seen around the world

I'm from TikTok, and I know how to smize

Like Tyra Banks, the bitch on my side

- [singing] - Tucked, a French tip

Blonde hair, and a curl

One-inch heels, ugh, make me wanna hurl

All you girl, step, step aside

It's time to get bimbofied

Bimbofied, b-b-bimbofied

Just like hot syrup with a side of fries

Bimbofied, mommy sugarfied

Let me sugar that daddy before he dies

Let me sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar

He dies, he dies, he dies, he dies

He d-d-d-d-d-d-dies

Just kidding, a bimbo never dies

We're pretty kittycats until the sun rise

A scoop, a coupe, and a spoonful of Sugar

But do your research, I was never a booger

So pick your nose before you pick on me

And if you suck a D, never do it for free

Unless he's hot, then he can holler at me

Now you might be shocked, this bimbo got vibes

Check the writing credits, it's giving superstar

[chuckles weakly] God, I'm annoying.

- [laughter] - Yas!

[cheers and applause]

- The twins are kind of brilliant

in their whole, like, ditzy bimbo act,

but they're actually fierce competitors.

[laughter]

- Up next, Princess Poppy.

- Introducing the splendid singing sisters,

Poppy and her twin Petunia.

[laughter]

[singing] My name is Poppy

And I'm a delight

- [singing] - My name's Petunia

I'm a parasite

- What in the parasite puppet hell is going on here?

- [singing] - I've got a smile

And a sense of humor

- [singing] - And I've got a feeling

I'm a deadly tumor

- [singing] - We're sisters

- [singing] - Sisters

- [singing] - Who could want more?

What do you think?

- [singing] - I think I'm a herpes sore

- [singing] - We'll be there for each other

Till we're happily wed

- [singing] - I don't have a body

And I wish I was dead

- [singing] - We're sisters

- [singing] - Sisters

- [singing] - Now and for good

Together, we'll never end

For we're, oh, so blessed

- [singing] - My life is meaningless

- [singing] - And we could never part

- [singing] - Each time she laughs, I fart

- [singing] - After all

You're my best friend

- [singing] - You're my best friend

Even though you're a stupid bitch.

- [laughter and applause] - Whoo!

- Ariana Grande is into some, like, freaky shit.

I can tell she loves it.

- Lovely.

[laughter]

- Here she comes, Salina Estitties.

[dramatic music]

- And the nominees for Best in Show are...

- [singing] - I got to make sure I look good

Make sure I look right

Make sure I find the light

I got to make sure I look good, make sure I look right

Make sure I find the lights, camera, action

Vroom, vroom, time to start draggin'

Estitties got 'em all gaggin'

Wigs I'm snatchin', I got a cute face

And my body's like, keep my wife's name

Out your mouth, slap him

Now, sashay, it's time to stop packin'

You know that the crown, I'm grabbin'

A little subtraction, 3 minus 2, I'm the 1

Plus, your man told me he like 'em Latin

So I told him, I like it, papi

I love the spice and your body

He throw me lots of dinero

- He throw it all on my body - Whoo!

- [singing] - You know I never be faded

That's why I'm all on your stages

And look at how I just ate it like, mmm

You got to make sure you look good

Make sure you look right

Make sure you find your light

You got to make sure you look good

Make sure you look right

Make sure you find your light

Ladies, you lookin' good

You lookin' right

Uh-uh, you, find your light.

- Oh! - And the award goes to...

- Es mi. That's a wrap.

- Yas! [cheers and applause]

- Come on, Estitties.

- Up next, Amethyst.

- [singing] - I don't know where my baby is

But I'll find him

Somewhere, somehow

I've got to let him know how much I care

I'll never give up looking for my baby

[laughter]

Been around the world

And I-I-I-I can't find my baby

- What's taking me off for Amethyst's performance

off the bat are the sneakers, baby.

Like, haven't we already learned

that you do not wear sneakers on RuPaul's stage?

- [singing] - Where he can be

My baby

But I'm gonna find him

Ooh, I did too much lying

Wasted too much time

Now I'm hearing crying

I-I-I been around the world

And I-I-I-I can't find my baby

I don't know when, I don't know why

Why he's gone away

And I don't know where he can be

My baby

Ooh!

- [laughs] - Yas!

- Whoo! - Whoo! Yeah!

[laughter and applause]

- Give it up for Aura Mayari.

[singing] all: Let's kill this love

- [singing] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

- [singing] - Rum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum

[singing] all: Let's kill this love - Yeah!

- [singing] - Rum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum

[music swells]

- [singing] - We all commit to love

That makes you cry

Oh, oh

We're all making love

That kills you inside, yeah

[singing] all: We must kill this love

Yeah, it's sad but true

Gotta kill this love before it kills you too

Kill this love, yeah, it's sad but true

Gotta kill this love, gotta kill

Let's kill this love

- Werk!

[cheers and applause]

- It's Sasha Colby.

- [singing] - Another head hangs lowly

Child is slowly taken

And the violence caused such silence

Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me

It's not my family

In your head, in your head

They are dying

In your head

- I'm just living for Sasha.

She is so engaging and beautiful

but also not afraid to get gritty with it.

- [singing] - What's in your head?

- Werk!

- [singing] - In your head

Zombie, zombie

Zombie-ie-ie, oh

- Werk.

[cheers and applause]

- Last but not least, here's Jax.

- [singing] - Brushed my hair, went downstairs

Favorite jeans on my rear

And I looked up in my mirror

And I said, who's that there?

Who's that there in that mirror?

I don't care if they're aware

Now I see just why they stare

I just pay them, I don't care

I know, so what I got a attitude?

- Werk!

- [singing] - Bitch, I got a attitude

I'm gonna have a attitude

- No way! [singing] - Bitch, I got a attitude

- You better werk! [singing] - Attitude, attitude

Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude

Attitude, attitude

Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude

- Attitude, attitude - Oh, my God.

- [singing] - When they ask me where I've been

- Busy - Yas, bitch!

- [singing] - When they ask me where I live

The city, the city

I don't own a welcome mat

Give me the proper feet to stand back

- I don't own a welcome mat - Yas!

- [singing] - Give me the proper feet to stand back

Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude

Attitude, attitude, attitude, stand back

Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude

Attitude, attitude, attitude, stand back

Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude

Attitude, attitude, attitude

- Attitude, attitude - The fuck?

- [singing] - Attitude, attitude, attitude, what?

[cheers and applause]

- This bitch just did a triple-double whatever it is

and lands on her titties?

Ever so gently?

- Whoo! - Periodt!

- Yas! Werk!

- I'm actually so gagged.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- [singing] - The world is your runway

- Category is, Who Is She?

Up first, Irene Dubois.

Ooh! Oh, no, she better Dubois!

- This is absolutely a signature Irene Dubois look.

It's inspired by Giger and the Xenomorph

from the "Alien" franchise.

I'm gonna plant my baby in you,

and it's gonna burst out of your chest.

And give me your heart so I can eat it!

Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!

- When are they bringing back the McRib?

- [laughs]

Luxx Noir London.

Luxx Noir Paris, Luxx Noir New York.

- A quintessential Luxx look

would be, like, some sort of grand hat

'cause I love a statement hat.

Like, people don't wear hats enough.

Maybe people do wear a lot of hats.

I don't know. I don't really pay attention.

But definitely some color.

I love to show body.

I love to show shade.

Fun colors.

I think I said colors already, didn't I?

- I think you get free satellite TV with this hat.

- [laughs]

Aura Mayari.

Trend alert: high-top ponytail.

- Aura Mayari is a moon goddess warrior,

and I'm definitely showing that

with this all-black vinyl look and my platinum ponytail.

Michelle is looking at me,

and she's like, "Who is that bitch?

She's fucking gorgeous."

Maybe I'm just delusional. [laughs]

- "Why I Aura!"

[laughter]

- Marcia Marcia Marcia!

- You know, Mom always said,

don't play with balls in the house.

- [laughs]

- This beautiful Chanel-inspired outfit

represents my drag because it is kind of preppy pastel.

My references are like Ariana Grande, Audrey Hepburn,

and, like, Cher Horowitz, like, mixed together.

- Normally, I'm not a fan of blue balls,

but in this case, I'll take them.

[laughter]

- Anetra. - "What? I can't hear you.

I have giant fucking spikes in my ears."

- I'm stopping this runway in a custom Anetra original.

Everything is handsewn by your girl.

We're giving you high future,

crash landed from the Planet Cunt in 3035.

Left, right, left, right, walking ducks left and right.

- It's all water off a duck's crack.

- That's right.

You better walk that fucking duck.

- Quack, quack!

[laughter]

- Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

All right, Patti LaBelle, here's something else for you.

- I'm wearing a fully rhinestone white netted gown.

I got my foxtails, baby,

and that mean I got a little change in the bank.

Y'all eating it up, baby,

'cause I'm giving what needs to be given.

- Why have seven rings when you can have that one?

[laughter]

- Princess Poppy.

- She's tulle for the summer. - Mm.

- I am the princess of Candy Land.

I am colorful, irreverent,

and I am doing a pun on rainbows and bows.

I'm letting them see all of this little tutu

and just a little bit of my asscrack.

- Toot-toot. Hey!

Beep, beep.

- [laughs]

- Sasha Colby from ColbyCo.

- I'm fangirling so hard right now.

- I am giving you quintessential Sasha Colby,

wearing a gown that I wore once ten years ago

when I won Miss Continental.

This look is screaming unadulterated glamour,

unapologetic fashion, and most of all, art.

Don't touch!

- Gorgeous.

- Ma'am, I can't see the movie.

[laughter]

- For your consideration... - Yes?

- Salina Estitties,

or Salina STDs.

[laughter]

- This is classic Estitties, OK?

She is serving West Coast chola.

I'm in a full head-to-toe denim look that I made myself.

You know exactly who this girl is the minute you see her.

- You know, she's got really good jeans.

- [laughs]

Amethyst.

- Enema-thyst? [laughter]

- For this look I'm going with a very slutty Bo Peep vibe.

I think of myself as a Disney teen

that went off the deep end

and, like, wants to be naughty.

I'm a Disney ho.

- Uh, Chrissy, where's Jack and Janet?

- "At the Regal Beagle."

Mr. Roper? I think you mean Mr. Groper.

[laughter]

- Jax.

Oh, the Fly Girl auditions are next door.

- I'm giving you OG Jax. It is color-blocked.

And I'm coming up out of that bodega

just rolling through the East Village,

stomping on some rats in Tompkins Square Park,

ready to serve it on the runway.

- You got some film in that camera,

or you just happy to see me?

- Hey!

- Loosey LaDuca.

- I am serving an homage to the holy spirit herself,

Miss Britney Spears.

- Check out her overhead compartments.

- You'll notice my drag is always

about the body-ody-ody.

I'm trying to embody glamour with a hint of camp--

signature Loosey LaDuca.

- "On this flight, we only serve nuts."

- [laughs]

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Oh, there's a new sheriff in town.

- [laughs]

- I'm giving them a little taste of Houston, Texas drag.

Everything in Texas is bigger and better.

When we walk, you're gonna hear the beads

swishing against the floor.

We're going to be in the heaviest garments

doing the most, honey.

I didn't get this made for the show.

I pulled this out of my closet,

so that's how you know a bitch really got it going on.

- I hear she has a huge lasso.

- [laughs]

The Robin Fierce.

- She's got a bod for sin but a head for donuts.

- [laughs]

- This is literally the most beautiful

that I have ever, ever, ever felt.

This look represents me because it's glamorous and functional.

Not only is she the belle of the ball,

she can get down if she has to.

- Business in the front and whore in the back.

[laughter]

- Sugar.

- Where's her beast?

- [laughs]

- I am in my full high-whore princess drag fantasy.

All of the references are pulled from my childhood--

my favorite pop stars and movies.

And that's the only reason why I do drag,

is to connect with my inner self

and be that little kid.

- "My name is Belle. I'm from Long Island.

"I go to Roosevelt Field Mall.

See you there."

[laughter]

- Spice.

"- My name is Ariel.

"You just met my sister, Belle.

We hung out on Jones Beach this summer."

[laughter]

- I'm giving you Lecter edition Spice,

channeling my favorite princess ever.

Red glitter lip to match my red hair,

and of course I have the high slit up to the nether region.

The coochie is about to pop out.

But hello, it's Spice.

That's always gonna happen.

- Fashion alert: fuzzy slits.

[laughter]

- Took you 15 seasons to say fuzzy slits?

[laughter] I feel like--

I'm quite sure that was said once before.

- It had to be. Check the tape.

- Welcome, queens.

Based on your One Night Only performances

and your Who Is She? runways presentations,

I've made some decisions.

[tense music]

Luxx Noir London.

Aura Mayari.

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

Princess Poppy.

Sasha Colby.

Salina Estitties.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

The Robin Fierce.

Sugar.

Spice.

Ladies, you are...

safe.

Ladykins, you represent

the tops and the bottoms of the week.

Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Irene Dubois.

- First of all,

congrats to all of you for that opening number.

It looked so amazing, so Miss America.

I was living my fantasy.

So brava to all of you.

- Hey, Irene. - Hi, Michelle.

- Your talent show, I was excited about the storyline

that you were giving us with just the way you looked.

I think the way you paint yourself is beautiful.

Where it fell short for me, Irene, was it wasn't funny.

- I liked where you were going.

It just went from an H2-oh!, to an H2-oh...

- I wish that it had had

a little bit more of a punchline at the end.

- But I love this runway look. - Thank you so much.

- I think it's very intricate, and I'm into it.

- Have you performed the water bit before?

- I have, and it is normally a much longer bit.

And I think compressing it,

I chose some of the wrong beats to mix.

I think it was underwritten.

- By an insurance company?

- [laughs] - Thank you.

Up next, Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- Uh, stalker much? - [laughs]

- No, listen, I get it. I want to fuck me too, OK?

- Ah! - I get it.

I thought it was very sweet and very brave of you.

You speak for tens of people out there

who also want to make out with me.

- You were able to remain in this goofy character

and still deliver this technically beautiful ballet.

That's what a performer does.

- You are a very thoughtful artist.

It was just super moving and incredible in every capacity.

- I think this is really fun,

but you're wearing maybe some Chapstick and mascara?

- You got away with it tonight,

but you're gonna have to do more.

- Gotcha. And I will give that to you.

- All right. I will be looking.

- [chuckles] Great.

- Up next, Anetra.

- Anetra, you better walk that fucking duck.

Your sense of drag,

it's kind of like "Street Fighter" meets ballroom.

- The specificity with your looks

is so incredibly important.

I feel like I know you right away.

- You counted the letters in your name,

and then told us how many vowels were in it.

[laughter]

Like you're Vanna White.

Thank you. Good to know.

- Immediately, I know exactly who you are,

- and you're damn talented. - Thank you.

- I want to watch that number on rewind

over and over and over again.

You just tore it up.

And then, you gave us something

we didn't expect with the kicks.

Did you tell Bryce that there's no way

you're gonna hit his face?

- We ran it a couple of times just to make sure

- he was comfortable. - Sure.

- But I was a taekwondo athlete for 14 years.

- Wow. And when did you know you could duck walk?

- Just now.

[laughter]

- Just remember,

you better walk that fucking duck.

Up next, Amethyst.

- The idea with your number,

it's actually a funny idea.

You could have padded a little bit

to give us more drag with it.

But I'm gonna tell you the main thing that went wrong.

We saw the baby way too fast.

- I laughed when the wine glass came out,

and then I laughed when I saw the baby.

But unfortunately, there was nowhere to go from there.

- You should have kept that bun in the oven until the end,

because once the audience gets ahead of you,

you can't catch up.

Tonight on the runway, I think this is really cute!

- Thank you. - I like the extra bows.

I love the pigtails. I love a pigtail.

- And tell me about the no padding.

What do you have against Styrofoam rubber?

- Nothing. [laughter]

But I do think I was blessed with a nice body,

so I would-- I like to show it off.

- Well, no, you should show it off,

but if you had a big, fat ass,

it would make your tiny waist even better.

- That's the misconception of younger queens.

They think padding takes away.

Adding some hip and thigh will just be like va-va-va-voom!

- Yeah. - All right.

Up next, Jax.

- This talent was a total gamechanger.

When it became clear to us that your hair was the jump rope,

something shifted in the universe.

Like, something major happened in the cosmos.

- One of my favorite moments

was not the four backflips you did.

It was when you were jump roping with your hair

and you were rolling your eyes like, "This is nothing."

Who the fuck does that?

- Me.

- I imagine you're a gymnast.

- I was a competitive cheerleader.

- Yeah, you were. - Yeah.

- And that's so smart, whether it's taekwondo,

whether it's ballet.

That is how you show us who you are

at the beginning of this competition.

- I like your attitude.

I like your look. You are an around-the-way girl.

You give me very '90s vibes, which is fantastic.

- I've said it for years:

know who you are and deliver it at all times.

It was something we did not expect at all.

I mean, that's one that I could watch on a loop

all night long.

Up next, Loosey LaDuca.

- Your body is so beautiful.

You know exactly how it should look.

That's smart.

Singing live, on the other hand,

wasn't that smart.

You were doing this whole '80s moment.

And it almost needed for you to lean into big movements,

but because you were giving us live vocals, it took it down.

And it was like, oh, OK,

she's doing step touch, and she's doing this.

- I do share similar concerns.

If that was gonna be the main thing of the performance,

then I would love for it

to have been a slightly more perfect vocal.

- I assumed that singing live

would really show a talent that not everyone was going to show.

And I took a risk and I, um...

[sobbing]

[somber music]

I understand that it didn't fully pay off,

but I want you to know

that I've been doing this for a really long time.

And I have a lot to show.

And I know you like us padded, but I don't pad.

And I never will, OK?

[laughter]

- Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Now, just between us girlfriends,

what do you think?

And may I remind you, somebody has gotta go home.

Let's talk about Irene Dubois.

- Irene Dubois is a beautiful queen.

She's a bit twisted, which we could see in the talent show.

- Well, a lot of show, not so much talent, right?

- Uh-huh. - [laughs]

- The idea of an act that kind of mocks influencers

and TikTok culture, I think that's really smart.

But it didn't land at all.

And if you're gonna go comedy, it has to land.

- All right, let's move on down to Marcia Marcia Marcia.

- This queen is so smart.

She pops!

And I'm not just saying that

'cause she has great taste in men.

- You understand? - [laughs]

- It was funny.

It was a full story.

It showcased her talent.

I think she's the full package.

- Anetra.

- You know, it was enough, the dancing and the taekwondo.

I would have been impressed with that.

And then, she changed the whole motherducking game.

- I want to come to her show, you know?

I think if I saw that at a club or somewhere,

- I would pass out. - I'm gonna say it.

Anetra has quacked the code.

- Shut up. [laughter]

- Up next, we've got Amethyst.

- So whereas we know exactly what Marcia is

and we know exactly what Anetra is,

we have no idea who Amethyst is.

- I can tell that she's incredible.

It's just a bummer that it wasn't perfectly executed.

- She could have actually made that character

more interesting.

I want to see a Beverly Hills housewife mom

with leggings and high-heeled shoes.

I hate seeing flats on this runway.

- It wasn't necessary. - Jax.

- Jax skipped rope with her hair.

- You can't get any more drag than that.

- That kind of thinking is my favorite kind of ridiculous.

- Yeah, she put everything into this--

a little attitude, a little around-the-way girl thing.

I loved it. Loosey LaDuca.

- This really sucks because I love Loosey.

And I feel like this was-- oh, my God, "I Love Lucy."

- OK. Sorry. - Oh, cute.

- No, this is another case

where execution just fell to the back seat.

And you can tell that

there's this extraordinary talent there.

- Singing live was not really an asset tonight

because it wasn't that kind of a song.

And she was pitchy.

- She is a fantastic queen.

The problem is it just wasn't memorable enough.

- I took a Loosey LaDuca once. - Did you?

- Yeah, it was her bad shrimp.

[laughter]

- All right, silence. [claps]

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Marcia Marcia Marcia.

You came here with a crush on Ross.

But after this week,

we're obsessed with you.

Anetra, bitch, you are quackers.

[laughter]

Jax, tonight,

you really got this joint jumping.

Anetra, condragulations.

You are the winner of this week's challenge.

- Oh! Oh!

- You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

- Ah! [chuckles]

I mean, thank you. Sorry. [laughter]

Winner, winner,

I am a duckwalking motherfucking winner.

Baby, I'm about to walk this duck

all the way to the fucking finale and get this crown.

- Marcia and Jax,

you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

[applause]

- Good job, girls.

- Irene Dubois.

Your performance did not quench our thirst.

Loosey LaDuca.

You tried to let loose,

but there was blockage.

Amethyst, tonight,

you prematurely e-joke-ulated.

Loosey LaDuca,

you're safe.

- [sobbing] Thank you so much.

I'm not gonna let you down again.

And I promise not to hold myself back.

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

[applause]

- Irene Dubois.

Amethyst.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

- I'm devastated,

but I'm absolutely not going down without a fight.

- Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

of "7 Rings" by Ariana Grande.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourselves from elimination!

The time has come for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- I learned the lyrics to the song the day it came out.

Uh, I'm quite the Ariana fan, so I'm feeling really scared

to lip synch her song in front of her.

But at the same time, I'm here to fight.

And I'm here to prove why I'm America's next drag superstar.

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it erp.

[Ariana Grande's "7 Rings"]

- [singing] - Breakfast at Tiffany's

And bottles of bubbles

Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble

Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines

Buy myself all of my favorite things

Been through some bad shit

I should be a sad bitch

Who would have thought it'd turn me to a savage?

Rather be tied up with calls and not strings

Write my own checks like I write what I sing

- My wrist, stop watchin' - Hey!

- [singing] - My neck is flossy

- Yas, girl. [singing] - Make big deposits

My gloss is poppin'

You like my hair?

Gee, thanks, just bought it

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

- Yeah, I want it, I got it - Hey!

- [singing] - I want it, I got it - Werk!

- [singing] - I want it, I got it

Wearing a ring, but ain't gon' be no "Mrs."

- Irene and Amethyst are lip-synching for their lives,

the first official lip sync of the season.

And, baby, it's a close one. It's a close one.

- [singing] - My smile is beamin' - Wow! Hey!

- [singing] - The way it shine

I know you've seen it You've seen it.

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

Yeah, my receipts be lookin' like phone numbers

If it ain't money, then wrong number

Black card is my business card

The way it settin' the tone for me

I don't mean to brag, but I be like

Put it in the bag, yeah Hey!

When you see them racks

They stacked up like my ass, yeah

Shoot, go from the store to the booth

Make it all back in one loop

Give me the loot, never mind, I got to juice

Nothing but net when we shoot

Look at my neck, look at my jet

Ain't got enough money to pay me respect

Ain't no budget when I'm on the set

If I like it, then that's what I get, yeah

- Hey! [singing] - I want it, I got it

- Hey! [singing] - I want it, I got it

- Yas! [singing] - I want it, I got it

I want it, I got it

You like my hair?

Gee, thanks, just brought it

I see it, I like it

I want it, I got it, yeah

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah! - Yeah! Werk!

[suspenseful music]

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Amethyst.

Shantay, you stay.

- [sobbing]

Thank you so much.

And I promise I have a lot more to show you.

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

- Irene Dubois.

You may have been here one night only,

but you'll be in our hearts forever and a day.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you all.

[applause]

Well, I may not have won the crown...

[laughter]

Being told to sashay away is not a thrilling experience.

I wasn't expecting to go home first.

I don't think it was necessarily my time to go.

But I won the first mini challenge,

so at least I won something.

I wish that I could have gotten to show the world

a little bit more of what I have to offer,

but I'm very happy with who I am.

And I think that despite the fact

that I was only here for a short time,

that will still come through.

- Condragulations, ladies.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here? all: Amen!

- All right, now let the music play.

- [singing] - A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

When you deal with love

Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

I want you to sell us

your vision of the afterlife.

- Keep your pills, poppers,

and lackluster hookups at the door.

- [laughs]

- Where am I?

- Oh, honey, you're--

oh, I'm sorry. [chuckles]

[tense music]

I just want to die.

- I want all of it, OK?

- I did not want to go to that heaven.

- I essentially had to write the entire script myself.

- I'm just not gonna, like...

- [singing] - A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Turn it around when you up and say

Everybody say love

Love, love, love, love, love

Love, love, love, love, love

When you feel the love