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(Film crew talking in background)
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- Now Lance, the media has never
commented in interviews
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on how uh. . .big you are. Any comment?
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- Look I don't think about that,
I've never measured it.
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I guess it's pretty good.
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In fact it's great. You know
they are all big on screen.
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- Well do you enjoy your sex scenes
with co-star "Linda Hand"?
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- Well Linda Hand is the studios
top female star.
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That's why we work together.
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- And do you get together off camera?
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- Linda and I have our
own private lives.
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The only time we are together
is when we are shooting.
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- Well I am sure you have a very
busy life,
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and it must be draining.
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- Not really.
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- That's what I've heard.
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- Oh.
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I tell you what
why don't we have dinner tonight,
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and maybe we can continue this
conversation about my after hours
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reputation.
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- Sorry Lance, I can't, I have all
these things...
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- I hate to interrupt your interview
Mr. Hardy,
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but literally speaking we have to
get this fucking scene shot.
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That's uh if you can be up for it?
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- Yeah
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Well, international box office star
Lance Hardy has to get it hard!
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- Ok heat em up!
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- Box office star, really?
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Your watching too many of
your own movies.
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Now if your cock was as hard
as your head maybe we could get
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started.
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- You know you have a terrific mouth.
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- So I've been told.
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- Especially when no words come
out of it.
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- Oh for gosh sake Linda,
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This is supposed to be a sex scene.
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Your a nympho...
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Instead you are acting like my wife.
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Quiet on the set everybody.
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I'm sorry.
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- Ok, ok.
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Let's just get this started,
so we can get this dumb scene over
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with.
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- You know he's right.
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- Roll sound.
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- Rolling.
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(Whispers)
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Speed!
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Speed, mark it!
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Marker. . .action!
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- Yeah that's good.
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AHHHH!
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(Carnival music)
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- What did she do?
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Awww did it hurt him?
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Linda bit Lance on his most
precious asset.
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Ok Phil,
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There's something I want you to say
to both of them, for me,
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and Mr. Kuntz.
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Tell them to stop acting like
Prima Donnas,
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and finish the fucking movie!
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Now if they don't do it, they
will never star in another picture
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together again.
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Or separately either.
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Oh what did she do now, Phil?
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She did what?
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Alright Phil, I'll, I'll get
back to you.
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Lance said something to provoke Linda,
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so she bit his cock and
walked off the set.
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- Lance Hardy, boy asshole.
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Harvey, somewhere out there
there's got to be another schmuck
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with a pretty face and a big putz
and able to cum on que.
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And if I ever find him, I'll run
Mr. Lance Hardy's ass right
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right out of Hollywood.
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- You know Bernie, this asshole that
you're talking about,
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his last three pictures netted
us 1 .8 mil.
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And that doesn't include the
licensing fees for the
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Lance Hardy vibrators and the Lance
Hardy dildos.
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- He's still an asshole.
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Harvey I'm gonna put out a
casting call.
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I'm gonna get two new stars, I'm
gonna replace them both.
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- Just in case you've forgotten.
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We've taken a couple of advances for
another Lance Hardy
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Linda Hand picture.
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So, we better come up with a
Hardy-Hand picture.
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello? Hi Ginger.
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No, I really don't feel like
going shopping today.
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Well I thought I would just,
um, I don't know sit
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around by the pool and
answer some fan mail.
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Ok, sure! Alright, bye.
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Dear Ms. Hand,
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I'm one of your many fans.
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I jerk off to all of your movies.
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Once, the theater manager caught me
and kicked me out.
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Now I go to another theater.
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Could I have a picture of you?
Your devoted fan. .
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Huh, how sweet.
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- (Radio broadcast) It's 78 degrees on
a beautiful day in Los Angeles,
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and you're listening to non-stop music
on you're favorite radio station.
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K-LOV. . . K-L-O-V
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- Yes?
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- Uh Ms. Linda Hand?
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- Yes, what do you want?
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- Uh, I'm here with the Apex pool
service.
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I'm here to service you.
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I mean the pool, service the pool.
It's your regular day.
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- Where's Mr. Miranda?
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- Uh, he's in Europe on vacation.
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- The pool business must be pretty
lucrative.
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- Oh, well if it's not convenient now
I can come back at another time.
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- Well, you're here now you might as
well come on in and get it done.
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So what's your name?
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- Cochran, ma'am.
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- Just Cochrane? No first name?
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- They call me Bud, ma'am.
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- Tell you what I'll call you Bud if
you stop calling me ma'am.
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Make me sound like Queen Victoria.
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I think I'm still too young to
play that part.
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- You are the Linda hand from the
movies aren't you?
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- You've seen some of my films?
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- Uh, I've seen Good Enough To Eat and
Genitals For Blondes.
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Since I've been here I've been to the
Pussycat Cinemas a couple
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of times, but back home a group of
guys and me we go
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to the theater almost every week.
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- It won't bother you if I lay
out here and get some sun,
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will it?
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- No, ma'am.
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I , I mean no, no it won't.
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(entrancing music)
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(upbeat guitar music)
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- Bud, why don't you come over here
and put some oil on me.
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Bud?
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(low bass tones)
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Is this part of your usual
service, Bud?
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- You, you see anybody in the water
with me?
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- No.
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(synthesizer music)
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(moaning)
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- What do you think?
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- I don't know. What's the score?
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- Not the game, schmuck!
What do you think of the act?
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- Eh, what's the big deal? She
only gets one channel.
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- Turn that thing down a little,
would you honey.
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You've got an interesting act.
We'll let you know.
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(accordian music)
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- You've got nice tits, tits.
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- We'll let you know. Thank
you very much.
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- (off screen) Next.
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(off screen) Thank you very much.
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Send the next girl in, will ya?
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Next.
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I can't take much more of this.
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Call back that girl, Daisy.
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(groans)
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- Uh, Buttercup.
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- It's Daisy.
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- Oh yes, yes, uh Daisy.
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Uh, Daisy, Mr. Cox and I, uh,
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would, uh, like you to test for
a part we've got coming up.
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We think you'd be perfect.
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So why don't you come back
here next Thursday and on
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your way out you see Dorothy our
secretary
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and she'll give you all the details.
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How about that?
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- Ok, can I put my clothes back on?
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- Oh, of course my dear,
how thoughtless of me,
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how thoughtless of me.
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- Oh, and I wanted to thank you both.
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- Oh, my pleasure, my pleasure.
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Uh, sly dog.
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Bye!
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Next Thursday!
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(groans)
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Harvey, Harvey, it ain't easy.
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But. .. Someone's gotta do it.
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Harvey, why don't you go
see my tailor?
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- Cochran you know, you
really oughta be in pictures.
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- You mean in fuck films?
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- You certainly have a way with words.
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- You wanna give me another audition?
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- That's exactly what I had in mind.
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(moaning)
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(electronic music)
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- Mr. Hardy, you spilled cum
on Mr. Cox's desk.
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- Ah, that's too bad.
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Why don't you put some on
Kuntz's desk too.
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- Mr. Hardy.. . Thank you.
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(accordian music)
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(low mumblings)
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- Lance you're late again.
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You know you've gotta give up this
"I'm the greatest sex machine that
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ever walks" stuff. You know?
We've got a screen test to do today.
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- I know I'm sorry I'm late, ok?
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Oh hi.
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I'm really sorry I'm late.
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- Ok honey, get him hard.
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- Huh?
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- You've got some approach, Phil.
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- Uh, Miss, honey, uh
what's your name?
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- Daisy. Daisy Cheney.
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- Well Daisy, didn't they explain to
you in casting what was expected
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of you for this screen test?
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- Well sort of, I guess.
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- Then you do understand that Lance
Hardy is going to insert his thus
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swollen penis into your warm, moist
vagina, and plunge it in and out
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for as long as possible, until
hopefully you two experience
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the primal pleasure of an orgasm?
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But, before any of this can take place
first, he must have an erection.
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And that is what we are
asking of you now.
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- Well just tell me what you
want me to do.
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- For God's sake girl didn't your
mother teach you anything?
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Tickle his asshole, titty fuck him,
suck his toes,
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sit on his face, work it by hand,
do anything,
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just fuckin' do it!
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- Um, excuse us for a minute, ok?
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Good.
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Don't mind him he is a little
nervous I guess.
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I was late so it was really my
fault.
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He's really hollering at me not
hollering at you.
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Now this is very simple all we
have to do is, uh...
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It's simpler than you think. Yeah,
do you have a boyfriend?
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- No.
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- Well you've had one at one time,
right?
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- Right.
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- You know when you made love to him
all the little things that you did
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and how much fun it was?
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That's just about what we are going
to do here.
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It's very simple. It's not any special
thing you have to do.
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Just be yourself, and you only
need one pussy.
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- Ok.
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- And I think you'll love it.
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I'll teach you everything you
have to know.
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Have you ever sucked cock before?
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- Yeah.
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- You did?
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- Sort of.
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- A little bit, huh?
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So it's really very easy.
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Just sort of like what you
did before.
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Just think about that.
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- Geez it's so big!
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- Is it really?
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- Yeah!
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- Here why don't you go down
on it.
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(slow synthesizer music)
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Keep it in there.
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That's it.
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- It's like sucking an ice
cream cone.
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- See it's alright, isn't it?
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- Mhmm.
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- Now do it with, uh...
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Yeah that's it. A little stronger.
Yeah that's it.
254
00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:29,896
Just have fun.
255
00:30:46,287 --> 00:30:48,956
You see? It's not so fuckin' hard.
256
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:52,126
To do I mean, you just
gotta relax.
257
00:30:58,966 --> 00:31:00,134
- I think she's got it!
258
00:31:00,468 --> 00:31:02,845
By George she's got it!
Lance Hardy has risen
259
00:31:03,179 --> 00:31:06,516
and so has my salary! Places
everyone, get ready for a take.
260
00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:07,684
Heat 'em up.
261
00:31:18,653 --> 00:31:20,071
Roll sound!
262
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:24,867
Mark.
263
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,705
Action!
264
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,793
(upbeat electronic music)
265
00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:58,776
- Tell me.
266
00:31:59,736 --> 00:32:00,319
- They are.
267
00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,071
- They are what?
- They are sensitive.
268
00:32:23,551 --> 00:32:27,305
- Just think, these were wrapped
around
269
00:32:28,556 --> 00:32:31,434
that beautiful ass of yours.
270
00:32:32,268 --> 00:32:34,896
And this was just hugging...
271
00:32:36,564 --> 00:32:39,358
that sweet pussy.
272
00:32:46,741 --> 00:32:48,493
Is that on your clit?
273
00:32:48,826 --> 00:32:50,328
(giggles)
274
00:32:53,247 --> 00:32:55,458
I don't know it's not on my clit.
275
00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:40,745
(moaning)
276
00:37:22,391 --> 00:37:24,351
- Cut! Print it! Alright, great!
277
00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:27,021
Sensational! Really fucking
sensational!
278
00:37:30,483 --> 00:37:32,068
- She's a natural, what can I say?
279
00:37:37,782 --> 00:37:38,783
- Hi!
280
00:37:40,785 --> 00:37:42,161
- Hi Ginger, come on in.
281
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,332
You look great, you want a drink?
282
00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,292
- Oh, uh, I'll get it.
283
00:37:52,797 --> 00:37:55,800
So, um, how's the biggest cock
in Hollywood?
284
00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:57,885
Your leading man.
285
00:37:59,553 --> 00:38:03,390
- That arrogant asshole and I
will no longer be working together.
286
00:38:05,893 --> 00:38:07,353
I have found a new leading man though.
287
00:38:07,728 --> 00:38:12,233
- That won't be easy Linda,
the Lance Hardy schlong is legendary.
288
00:38:12,983 --> 00:38:16,403
- Oh yeah he's a terrific lover, too
bad he's so inconsiderate.
289
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:20,282
- Ah, could this be love?
290
00:38:23,452 --> 00:38:25,037
- So did you bring your equipment?
291
00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:27,164
- Oh yeah sure. You know I've only
done rock stars before.
292
00:38:27,498 --> 00:38:29,208
Who is this guy? Is he your new
boyfriend?
293
00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:31,752
- He's gonna be a big star in the
movies.
294
00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:34,296
- You mean your kind of movies?
295
00:38:35,005 --> 00:38:36,674
Mmm he must really be hung.
296
00:38:37,842 --> 00:38:40,845
What's his name? Is he cute?
Is he circumcised?
297
00:38:41,929 --> 00:38:43,013
- That's him now.
298
00:38:48,561 --> 00:38:49,478
- Hi.
- Hi!
299
00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,232
I didn't know you had company.
300
00:38:53,566 --> 00:38:55,401
- Oh, Bud Cochran this is
Ginger Glover
301
00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:56,318
- Hi.
302
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,237
- Want something to drink?
303
00:38:58,571 --> 00:39:00,322
- Yeah you got a beer?
- Sure.
304
00:39:01,115 --> 00:39:02,700
Make yourself at home.
305
00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:07,204
- How you doing?
306
00:39:07,538 --> 00:39:08,330
- Great.
307
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,709
He's cute Linda!
308
00:39:12,668 --> 00:39:14,628
I think I am going to enjoy
casting him.
309
00:39:16,088 --> 00:39:18,424
- What does she mean cast me?
Does she work for your studio?
310
00:39:19,717 --> 00:39:22,428
- She's going to preserve you
for posterity.
311
00:39:23,262 --> 00:39:24,096
- I don't get it.
312
00:39:25,723 --> 00:39:29,393
- Well she's going to make a plaster
cast of your cock.
313
00:39:30,394 --> 00:39:31,187
- No she isn't.
314
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,730
- Oh it won't hurt you'll love it.
315
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:35,441
- You know your a bunch of degenerates
you know that don't you?
316
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:38,068
- Yeah.
- You got that right.
317
00:39:39,862 --> 00:39:41,530
- Let's get his pants off.
- Alright.
318
00:39:46,368 --> 00:39:48,078
- Now cut it out now this isn't funny.
- Oh come on.
319
00:39:48,412 --> 00:39:50,456
- Hey this is humiliating to me,
alright. We just met.
320
00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,167
- I'm just going to cast you, not
castrate you.
321
00:39:53,751 --> 00:39:55,211
- Come one let's get these pants off.
322
00:39:55,586 --> 00:39:56,921
- This is sick!
323
00:39:58,047 --> 00:39:59,840
- Get in there!
- We'll need some water.
324
00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:02,009
- This is sick! Degenerate!
325
00:40:02,343 --> 00:40:04,220
- I've got some right here.
- I know perverted.
326
00:40:04,553 --> 00:40:05,346
Have a seat.
327
00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:10,434
- What are you gonna do now?
328
00:40:11,352 --> 00:40:13,020
- Well lets get his pants off
and get him hard.
329
00:40:13,354 --> 00:40:15,314
I can't make the casting unless
he's good and hard.
330
00:40:15,648 --> 00:40:17,024
- Come on now.
331
00:40:21,195 --> 00:40:23,906
Look I don't cotton to being
made a fool of, alright.
332
00:40:28,118 --> 00:40:28,494
No.
333
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:30,829
- You're gonna love this.
334
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:36,877
- Come on you want this. Help me
a little bit.
335
00:40:37,253 --> 00:40:38,420
- You're wrong alright.
336
00:40:38,754 --> 00:40:41,298
- Here let's get this under his ass,
I don't want to make a mess.
337
00:40:41,632 --> 00:40:43,300
- What are you worried about
the furniture?
338
00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:45,928
- I'm not worried about a thing,
honey.
339
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,431
Underwear too, we can't do it
through the underwear you know.
340
00:40:49,765 --> 00:40:52,518
- I sure hope you don't hurt me. I
mean I'm a gentleman at times ma'am...
341
00:40:52,977 --> 00:40:55,062
- Oh it is going to be excruciating!
342
00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,064
You're gonna love it.
343
00:41:06,991 --> 00:41:07,700
- Shit.
344
00:41:08,617 --> 00:41:10,369
Geez I feel like I am at the dentist.
345
00:41:10,703 --> 00:41:11,996
I can never get hard now.
346
00:42:03,047 --> 00:42:04,548
Well I might get hard.
347
00:42:24,485 --> 00:42:25,903
- It's time to cast this dick.
348
00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:30,324
Let's do it.
349
00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:37,831
- How am I gonna get this off when
it hardens?
350
00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:40,834
- Well you can keep it up forever,
stud. When you get smaller it will
351
00:42:41,168 --> 00:42:42,961
slide right off.
352
00:42:43,754 --> 00:42:47,091
I think I'll use bronze so that even
when you are gone
353
00:42:47,424 --> 00:42:52,012
your mighty organ will remain as in
life always ready for another recital.
354
00:42:53,347 --> 00:42:56,934
Just give it a couple minutes for the
plaster to harden and we are all set.
355
00:42:57,351 --> 00:43:00,062
- Ginger, you know, you're a
master cock caster.
356
00:43:00,396 --> 00:43:01,105
- Thank you.
357
00:43:01,438 --> 00:43:03,690
- Now how am I supposed to stay hard
with this thing on?
358
00:43:08,821 --> 00:43:10,447
- That's a great idea!
359
00:43:10,781 --> 00:43:15,160
Now watch closely Cochran, you may
never see anything like this again.
360
00:43:37,766 --> 00:43:40,185
We're gonna fuck your toes Cochran!
361
00:43:40,561 --> 00:43:41,979
(laughter)
362
00:43:52,823 --> 00:43:54,533
(moaning)
363
00:43:56,869 --> 00:43:59,872
(accordian music)
364
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,885
- Ooh you give good toe, baby!
365
00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:27,733
- Oh Cochran what big toes
you have!
366
00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:36,066
- I give nice foot massages I'll tell
you that.
367
00:45:48,188 --> 00:45:50,732
(moaning)
368
00:46:17,009 --> 00:46:18,135
- Oh, I'm going to...
369
00:46:18,468 --> 00:46:19,595
- No don't move!
370
00:46:19,928 --> 00:46:21,054
- It's getting so hard!
371
00:46:21,388 --> 00:46:21,972
- Just relax.
372
00:46:22,306 --> 00:46:24,683
- I can't! I can't! Oh!
373
00:46:26,727 --> 00:46:28,687
- Oh, we'll have to make another
casting.
374
00:46:29,021 --> 00:46:30,480
You whip up another batch.
375
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,232
I'll keep him hard.
376
00:46:33,692 --> 00:46:35,068
- How much water do I put in?
377
00:46:35,402 --> 00:46:37,195
- Um, put in the plaster first.
378
00:46:38,905 --> 00:46:39,698
About a cup.
379
00:46:41,491 --> 00:46:42,409
Just eye ball it.
380
00:46:45,621 --> 00:46:46,830
- Then how much water?
381
00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:48,665
- About half a cup.
382
00:46:52,085 --> 00:46:52,961
Then stir it.
383
00:46:53,295 --> 00:46:55,005
- It was too tight. Too tight.
384
00:47:00,802 --> 00:47:04,097
(groovy music)
385
00:48:23,969 --> 00:48:25,387
- Hand me that dildo.
386
00:48:25,762 --> 00:48:27,889
- What?
- There's a dildo in that bag.
387
00:48:28,223 --> 00:48:29,766
Get it for me. Quick!
388
00:48:51,288 --> 00:48:54,082
(moaning)
389
00:49:13,059 --> 00:49:14,603
I think it's ready Linda, are you?
390
00:49:14,978 --> 00:49:16,229
- Wait, wait a minute!
391
00:49:16,563 --> 00:49:17,731
- I got it, it's right here.
392
00:49:18,064 --> 00:49:18,899
- Oh!
393
00:49:23,069 --> 00:49:26,364
- Well, I guess we are going to have
to make him hard again.
394
00:49:28,617 --> 00:49:29,409
Ready?
395
00:49:44,466 --> 00:49:45,842
- Ms. Hands, sirs.
396
00:49:51,932 --> 00:49:54,392
(horns blowing)
397
00:49:59,356 --> 00:50:02,901
- You two talk, I'm going down
to the Nazi sex slave
398
00:50:03,235 --> 00:50:05,070
company to see how they
are doing.
399
00:50:05,403 --> 00:50:06,613
Nice to see you again Linda.
400
00:50:06,947 --> 00:50:08,281
- Nice seeing you Mr. Cox.
401
00:50:15,956 --> 00:50:19,125
- I love him like a brother, but I
sure wish he'd see my tailor.
402
00:50:22,003 --> 00:50:23,630
- Bernie, darling...
403
00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:27,133
What this studio needs is a...
404
00:50:28,176 --> 00:50:30,846
Big, fresh, new cock.
405
00:50:32,055 --> 00:50:38,144
Attached to a nice, easy-going, and
easy to get along with young man.
406
00:50:41,314 --> 00:50:46,152
- And as the sun slowly sinks over the
Western horizon we say a
407
00:50:46,486 --> 00:50:49,990
not so fond farewell to Lance Hardy.
408
00:50:50,323 --> 00:50:51,032
What's his name?
409
00:50:51,408 --> 00:50:55,370
- Bud Cochran, well actually it's
Longstreet Cochran.
410
00:50:56,121 --> 00:50:57,455
- Some screen writer made that up.
411
00:50:57,789 --> 00:50:59,374
- No it's for real.
412
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,129
- It's too good to be true, uh, ok.
Have him here tomorrow morning.
413
00:51:04,462 --> 00:51:05,255
We'll shoot a test.
414
00:51:05,589 --> 00:51:07,966
- Bernie, darling! Mwah!
415
00:51:09,092 --> 00:51:11,511
I know you're really going to be
impressed with him.
416
00:51:12,095 --> 00:51:15,473
- Ah Linda baby, if only I wasn't
happily married to Bertha
417
00:51:15,807 --> 00:51:17,475
these 28 years.
418
00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,190
- Morning Phil.
419
00:51:24,524 --> 00:51:27,611
- Ah, Linda. One of the hundred
reasons I love you so much
420
00:51:27,944 --> 00:51:29,321
is you're always on time.
421
00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:31,615
- Oh, so tell me another 50
or 60 reasons.
422
00:51:31,948 --> 00:51:34,826
- Linda, my dear, if all my stars
were as easy to work with
423
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,913
as you are my life would be
so much better.
424
00:51:38,246 --> 00:51:38,955
- Thanks Phil.
425
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:40,874
- Is, uh, this the new star?
426
00:51:41,207 --> 00:51:42,918
- Oh Bud, this is Phil Parker.
427
00:51:43,251 --> 00:51:46,338
Now he's directed all of my pictures
and he's the very best.
428
00:51:46,755 --> 00:51:48,924
- Phil, this is Bud Cochran.
429
00:51:49,257 --> 00:51:50,216
- How do you do?
- How you doing.
430
00:51:50,550 --> 00:51:52,969
- Now I want you to remember that
name. He's going to be very big.
431
00:51:53,929 --> 00:51:55,972
Of course he's already pretty big.
432
00:51:56,306 --> 00:51:58,600
But what I mean to say is that
he is going to be well known.
433
00:51:58,975 --> 00:52:01,645
Oh and Phil, I just want to tell
you how much I appreciate
434
00:52:01,978 --> 00:52:03,855
you doing Bud's screen test.
435
00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:05,315
Who's he working with?
436
00:52:05,649 --> 00:52:08,652
- Ah, you, Ms. uh, come over here
I want to introduce you.
437
00:52:09,319 --> 00:52:11,321
Linda, Bud this is, uh, what's your
name?
438
00:52:11,655 --> 00:52:13,323
- Daisy, Daisy Cheney.
439
00:52:13,657 --> 00:52:15,617
- Ah, Daisy, this is Ms. Hand.
440
00:52:15,951 --> 00:52:19,454
- Oh, Ms. Hand, I've seen all your
pictures. You give the greatest head.
441
00:52:19,788 --> 00:52:21,289
- Well thank you.
442
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:24,501
- And this is Bud Cochran. You'll be
working with Bud today.
443
00:52:25,126 --> 00:52:26,711
- Ooh, he's cute!
444
00:52:27,087 --> 00:52:29,756
- Well I'm going to leave the three
of you to your movie making magic.
445
00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:36,179
- Marker.
446
00:52:37,681 --> 00:52:40,141
- Ok, now try not to act too nervous
now.
447
00:52:41,101 --> 00:52:42,644
Ok look right in the lens.
448
00:52:43,103 --> 00:52:45,105
Ok now look back at me.
449
00:52:45,438 --> 00:52:46,773
And action!
450
00:52:50,193 --> 00:52:58,193
(slow piano music)
451
00:54:19,949 --> 00:54:22,327
(moaning)
452
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:05,320
(jazz music)
453
01:00:06,754 --> 01:00:09,465
- Well Harvey what do you think?
I say we let him play the lead
454
01:00:09,799 --> 01:00:11,259
with Linda in our next picture.
455
01:00:11,592 --> 01:00:13,761
- Yes, yes please say yes.
456
01:00:15,763 --> 01:00:18,641
- We still have the unfinished
Matinee Idol to deal with.
457
01:00:20,101 --> 01:00:23,271
We've got to honor our commitments
to our distributors.
458
01:00:23,771 --> 01:00:26,774
And deliver them a Lance Hardy,
Linda Hand film.
459
01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:30,570
- You mean a Linda Hand, Lance Hardy
film? Don't you Mr. Cox?
460
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:31,904
- Whatever.
461
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:37,368
- Ok, I'll finish this one film with
Lance Hardy, but it's the last
462
01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:39,745
I'm ever going to work with him.
463
01:00:40,413 --> 01:00:44,292
From now on my leading man is Bud
Cochran.
464
01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:52,175
- Linda, Linda we'll work
something out.
465
01:00:53,259 --> 01:00:54,760
I'm sorry Harvey I only...
466
01:00:55,094 --> 01:00:57,930
- Bernie they got their brains
between their legs.
467
01:00:58,890 --> 01:01:03,644
- Harvey they just don't realize the
attraction they have for one another.
468
01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:07,440
- You know maybe you're right.
You know this studio's success
469
01:01:07,773 --> 01:01:10,735
is attributable to Lance and Linda
together.
470
01:01:11,110 --> 01:01:14,739
Well hell they've acted like this
towards one another ever since
471
01:01:15,072 --> 01:01:15,823
the start.
472
01:01:16,157 --> 01:01:19,911
Whatever is between them sure
works well on the screen.
473
01:01:20,953 --> 01:01:23,581
Don't fool with a winning combination.
474
01:01:28,461 --> 01:01:32,673
- Lance Hardy, I'm really glad we had
a chance to get together tonight.
475
01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:36,677
You know Doris has done some research
on what you do, your lifestyle.
476
01:01:37,011 --> 01:01:39,222
You know we're not squares,
we understand this sort of thing.
477
01:01:39,555 --> 01:01:42,308
I think it's terrific. And I know
about your relationship with
478
01:01:42,642 --> 01:01:44,352
your studio, Sensational
International.
479
01:01:44,685 --> 01:01:45,603
And that's fine.
480
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:48,981
But I really don't think you are
getting the proper edge.
481
01:01:49,398 --> 01:01:52,902
What I'm proposing, I think, will
blow the lid off the market.
482
01:01:53,486 --> 01:01:54,904
And boost your career.
483
01:01:56,113 --> 01:01:57,615
- Blow the lid off the market?
484
01:01:58,032 --> 01:01:59,075
- Tell him Doris.
485
01:02:00,159 --> 01:02:03,120
- You tell him Walter.
I'm embarrassed.
486
01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:04,997
- She's embarrassed.
487
01:02:05,414 --> 01:02:10,294
Lance Hardy's advice to women
about sex.
488
01:02:11,879 --> 01:02:12,630
- What?
489
01:02:12,964 --> 01:02:16,008
- To women about sex.
Written by Lance Hardy!
490
01:02:16,592 --> 01:02:18,135
- Lance Hardy advice about sex?
491
01:02:18,511 --> 01:02:19,554
- For women.
492
01:02:22,223 --> 01:02:23,474
- Tell him the clincher Doris
493
01:02:23,975 --> 01:02:26,477
- Hard cover. Best Seller.
494
01:02:27,061 --> 01:02:30,147
My husband will publish a book that
you will write.
495
01:02:30,523 --> 01:02:33,192
That gives advice to women
about sex.
496
01:02:34,068 --> 01:02:36,320
- I think it will make the New York
Times best seller list,
497
01:02:36,654 --> 01:02:37,947
and probably run for a year.
498
01:02:38,281 --> 01:02:39,740
I'm talking something very big.
499
01:02:40,074 --> 01:02:40,575
- Yeah?
500
01:02:40,908 --> 01:02:43,369
- I think it's sensational. Doris came
up with the idea.
501
01:02:43,703 --> 01:02:45,871
I'm the publisher, I'm handling the
overall package.
502
01:02:46,205 --> 01:02:49,041
You know the financing. Doris will
work out the details with you.
503
01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:51,377
How it's going to work, she'll edit
it, the whole thing.
504
01:02:51,711 --> 01:02:55,214
Doris do me a favor. Take him
home, go over the details with him.
505
01:02:55,548 --> 01:02:57,300
Will you do that for him?
Show him how it works?
506
01:02:57,633 --> 01:02:59,594
You got any questions, no problem.
I gotta get out of here.
507
01:02:59,927 --> 01:03:01,345
Alright Doris? You'll take him home?
508
01:03:01,679 --> 01:03:02,179
- Sure darling.
509
01:03:02,513 --> 01:03:04,640
- You look good, you look
good. Great.
510
01:03:19,030 --> 01:03:20,990
- You've got a nice place here.
511
01:03:22,158 --> 01:03:25,453
So, uh, you want me to do a little
book, write a book, huh.
512
01:03:26,495 --> 01:03:30,291
- Listen Lance, Walter will never
find out about this.
513
01:03:31,083 --> 01:03:34,045
He could never understand how
I really feel about you.
514
01:03:34,962 --> 01:03:36,839
Only I understand Lance.
515
01:03:37,173 --> 01:03:38,549
I know what you feel.
516
01:03:39,342 --> 01:03:40,343
- You know what I feel?
517
01:03:41,010 --> 01:03:44,555
- Listen to me Lance, I'm talking
about a relationship here.
518
01:03:44,972 --> 01:03:45,765
- Mrs. Michaels...
519
01:03:46,098 --> 01:03:46,807
- Doris.
520
01:03:47,141 --> 01:03:49,477
- Doris, look Doris you don't
understand what this business is like.
521
01:03:49,810 --> 01:03:51,020
And I'm not really the way you
think I am.
522
01:03:51,354 --> 01:03:52,772
- I know. I know Lance.
523
01:03:53,105 --> 01:03:58,361
So you just relax and stay right here.
And don't move.
524
01:04:00,071 --> 01:04:02,073
I'm going to slip into something...
525
01:04:03,949 --> 01:04:05,034
- More comfortable.
526
01:04:07,828 --> 01:04:09,205
- More expressive.
527
01:04:15,961 --> 01:04:17,380
- I gotta get out of here.
528
01:04:19,340 --> 01:04:20,925
Maybe I'll stay.
529
01:04:22,343 --> 01:04:24,762
I mean she's not that bad looking.
530
01:04:25,888 --> 01:04:29,308
She's cute, and a good piece
of ass maybe.
531
01:04:29,725 --> 01:04:31,310
Who the fuck will know?
532
01:04:31,644 --> 01:04:33,270
Nah I better go. No this isn't...
533
01:04:35,398 --> 01:04:37,942
I'll stay. .. No. Yeah I'll stay.
534
01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:39,235
I'll stay. I'll stay.
535
01:04:42,071 --> 01:04:43,155
I'll stay.
536
01:05:12,727 --> 01:05:16,480
- Just relax and lie there darling.
I'll do everything.
537
01:05:21,527 --> 01:05:23,112
- I gotta get out of here.
538
01:05:24,822 --> 01:05:27,491
- What a bad sport. Hmph.
539
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:31,036
- With warmest regards...
540
01:05:31,495 --> 01:05:33,205
- Sensational International Pictures.
541
01:05:33,914 --> 01:05:36,792
- Harvey D. Cox, Chairman of the
Board.
542
01:05:37,126 --> 01:05:38,961
- Bernard A. Kuntz, President.
543
01:05:40,087 --> 01:05:41,922
Thank you Dorothy, that'll
be all.
544
01:05:42,965 --> 01:05:44,425
- You're welcome sir.
545
01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:48,262
- Oh, hi Dorothy how's my favorite
secretary?
546
01:05:48,637 --> 01:05:50,931
- I'm doing well Mr. Hardy,
thank you.
547
01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:56,645
- You know you look very.. .
Respectable.
548
01:05:57,730 --> 01:05:59,148
- You look well yourself, sir.
549
01:06:01,901 --> 01:06:04,779
- Well thank you Mr. Hardy for
honoring us with your
550
01:06:05,112 --> 01:06:06,739
esteemed presence.
551
01:06:07,323 --> 01:06:08,741
- Cut the crap Bernie, get to the
point.
552
01:06:09,074 --> 01:06:10,326
What did you want to see me about?
553
01:06:10,659 --> 01:06:14,497
- We want you to finish Matinee Idol
with Linda.
554
01:06:14,997 --> 01:06:18,292
- Well what about that other actress
we tested? Daisy, uh...
555
01:06:18,626 --> 01:06:19,126
What's her name?
556
01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:21,837
- Daisy Cheney, yes, her test looked
great, just great.
557
01:06:22,171 --> 01:06:22,463
But...
558
01:06:22,797 --> 01:06:26,342
- But, we've got to recoup our money
from Matinee Idol.
559
01:06:26,675 --> 01:06:30,179
And the only way to do that is for you
and Linda both to finish the picture.
560
01:06:34,016 --> 01:06:37,311
- Supposed I agree. Then how are you
going to get Linda to go along
561
01:06:37,645 --> 01:06:38,354
with this?
562
01:06:38,729 --> 01:06:41,148
- We've already talked to Linda,
and she's agreed.
563
01:06:41,524 --> 01:06:43,734
She's gonna cooperate fully.
564
01:06:44,068 --> 01:06:47,238
- And then after Matinee Idol is
completed, we can drop Linda
565
01:06:47,571 --> 01:06:49,824
and replace her with Daisy in the
next film.
566
01:06:50,366 --> 01:06:53,911
- Crazy. How do you drop Linda
Hand?
567
01:06:54,370 --> 01:06:56,705
- We don't need two female stars
in one lot.
568
01:06:57,039 --> 01:06:59,708
- Now Linda's too old.
She's over the hill.
569
01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:02,002
- I think your partner is going
a little whacky.
570
01:07:03,379 --> 01:07:07,550
I think you're crazy! Linda Hand
past her prime? She's the best!
571
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:11,428
She can still raise every cock from
here to the East Coast.
572
01:07:12,763 --> 01:07:15,140
Including a couple of old
men that I know.
573
01:07:15,474 --> 01:07:16,308
(laughter)
574
01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:18,352
Alright when do you want
to resume film?
575
01:07:18,686 --> 01:07:21,063
- Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock
sharp. So be there.
576
01:07:22,439 --> 01:07:24,191
- Oh I'll be there.
577
01:07:30,197 --> 01:07:33,409
- I told you Bernie, they've
got their brains between their legs.
578
01:07:50,426 --> 01:07:52,845
- If you two are ready, I'd uh,
like to get started.
579
01:08:01,353 --> 01:08:04,440
Places everyone, get ready for
a take. Heat em' up.
580
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:06,901
Roll sound.
581
01:08:08,027 --> 01:08:08,777
Mark.
582
01:08:10,195 --> 01:08:11,363
Action!
583
01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:19,997
(slow music)
584
01:09:40,995 --> 01:09:43,372
- You know I was following you
all that time, didn't you?
585
01:09:45,708 --> 01:09:48,377
Huh? I was watching you.
586
01:09:52,464 --> 01:09:53,340
Did you know that?
587
01:09:53,674 --> 01:09:54,758
- Yeah I knew it.
588
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:57,928
- You want this cock, don't you?
589
01:10:00,097 --> 01:10:01,849
- Oh, yeah, give it to me!
590
01:10:06,186 --> 01:10:08,856
- I'm not your husband. You can talk
to him that way, but you can't
591
01:10:09,189 --> 01:10:10,315
talk to me that way.
592
01:10:10,649 --> 01:10:12,484
I give you what I want,
when I want it.
593
01:10:12,818 --> 01:10:13,444
You understand?
594
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:24,413
You bitch, how does it feel
to have a dick in you?
595
01:10:24,747 --> 01:10:25,456
- I love it!
596
01:10:25,789 --> 01:10:27,541
- That's because your husband
doesn't have a cock, right?
597
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,501
- Not like yours he doesn't.
598
01:10:32,463 --> 01:10:33,047
Fuck me.
599
01:10:33,422 --> 01:10:35,632
- I can't fuck you with money.
600
01:10:36,091 --> 01:10:39,178
That's what you get off your
old man, huh, money.
601
01:10:40,888 --> 01:10:42,264
You're such a fucking whore.
602
01:10:43,932 --> 01:10:45,517
- You love bitches.
603
01:10:45,851 --> 01:10:47,102
- That's why I'm fucking one.
604
01:10:50,272 --> 01:10:51,607
- Let's cut and go for a new
angle now.
605
01:11:01,992 --> 01:11:03,285
- Lance.
606
01:11:06,622 --> 01:11:10,709
I just want you to know that
I'm really sorry about. .. You know...
607
01:11:11,043 --> 01:11:13,629
- No, no, no there's no reason
to apologize.
608
01:11:13,962 --> 01:11:15,172
It was my fault.
609
01:11:15,798 --> 01:11:19,176
- Well I guess, actually, we both have
reason to apologize.
610
01:11:22,346 --> 01:11:23,680
- Yeah, I guess.
611
01:11:26,767 --> 01:11:29,353
- Ah, it's nice to see you two
aren't fighting.
612
01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,773
Ok ready everybody we are
back in business.
613
01:11:33,232 --> 01:11:35,192
Places everyone! Get ready for a take.
614
01:11:35,526 --> 01:11:36,276
Heat em' up.
615
01:11:36,652 --> 01:11:38,737
- Now hold on a second, I ,
uh...
616
01:11:39,947 --> 01:11:42,574
Uh, I'm not hard.
617
01:11:43,075 --> 01:11:44,409
Try to get my dick up
anyways.
618
01:11:44,743 --> 01:11:45,869
You don't mind, do you?
619
01:11:46,203 --> 01:11:46,870
- No.
620
01:11:47,329 --> 01:11:48,872
- Gotta get back in character.
621
01:11:49,665 --> 01:11:52,376
- The camera is just on your faces.
Can't we get this thing shot?
622
01:11:52,793 --> 01:11:56,713
- Hey I'm gonna tell you something.
I've got to be inside her, alright?
623
01:11:57,047 --> 01:11:58,215
- It's alright Lance we're holding.
624
01:11:58,549 --> 01:12:00,551
- I do this soft core stuff it's ok,
I don't want to pretend.
625
01:12:00,926 --> 01:12:01,969
I want to feel it.
626
01:12:02,302 --> 01:12:04,596
- If we don't start soon we will
be into over time, Lance.
627
01:12:06,598 --> 01:12:08,016
- You know sometimes your...
628
01:12:08,350 --> 01:12:09,226
- It's ok.
629
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,978
- Don't get me upset, alright?
630
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,271
Jesus.
631
01:12:12,646 --> 01:12:13,605
- Roll sound.
632
01:12:14,523 --> 01:12:15,190
Mark.
633
01:12:16,233 --> 01:12:17,067
Action!
634
01:12:24,616 --> 01:12:25,701
- I love your big dick.
635
01:12:27,995 --> 01:12:28,662
Fuck me.
636
01:12:33,292 --> 01:12:34,293
Turn me over.
637
01:12:34,626 --> 01:12:35,043
- What?
638
01:12:35,502 --> 01:12:36,837
- Turn me over.
639
01:12:37,754 --> 01:12:39,548
I want you to see my ass.
640
01:12:51,852 --> 01:12:53,020
You like that?
641
01:12:58,025 --> 01:12:59,318
Just pull it down, come on.
642
01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:12,623
You got it.
643
01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:25,052
(moaning)
644
01:13:29,306 --> 01:13:30,474
Fuck me!
645
01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:38,232
Oh, I want your big dick!
646
01:13:39,191 --> 01:13:40,067
Fuck me!
647
01:13:45,948 --> 01:13:48,951
(moaning)
648
01:14:01,463 --> 01:14:02,839
Fuck me!
649
01:14:09,554 --> 01:14:11,515
Grab my ass! Grab it!
650
01:14:12,224 --> 01:14:13,267
Fuck me!
651
01:14:20,274 --> 01:14:21,942
(moaning)
652
01:14:49,219 --> 01:14:53,765
- And cut! Beautiful! Beautiful!
653
01:14:56,018 --> 01:14:59,229
(film crew mumbling)
654
01:15:01,356 --> 01:15:02,566
Wrap for the day!
655
01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:19,916
- Hey!
656
01:15:21,793 --> 01:15:22,878
How about dinner sometime?
657
01:15:23,879 --> 01:15:24,629
- Really?
658
01:15:26,214 --> 01:15:27,341
I'd like that.
659
01:15:35,682 --> 01:15:39,019
(upbeat music)
660
01:16:24,356 --> 01:16:28,110
(murmuring to each other)
661
01:16:42,999 --> 01:16:44,626
(giggling)
662
01:16:45,836 --> 01:16:47,546
- Hey nice place you have.
663
01:16:49,965 --> 01:16:52,467
- You know I don't think
I've ever been happier, Lance.
664
01:16:52,926 --> 01:16:53,635
- Yeah?
665
01:16:54,594 --> 01:16:56,513
Is that before or after you locked
me out of the house?
666
01:16:59,224 --> 01:16:59,850
- Would you like a drink ?
667
01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:01,268
- I'd love one, thanks.
668
01:17:03,061 --> 01:17:06,940
You know you made Daisy and Bud
very happy too.
669
01:17:07,566 --> 01:17:09,151
If it wasn't for you they'd never
have met.
670
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,487
- If it wasn't for you they would
have never met.
671
01:17:14,906 --> 01:17:16,283
- You need to tell me something,
uh...
672
01:17:19,161 --> 01:17:20,120
You think, uh...
673
01:17:20,912 --> 01:17:22,873
You think you could marry me?
674
01:17:24,124 --> 01:17:24,541
- No.
675
01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:26,877
- A hard man is good to find.
676
01:17:28,295 --> 01:17:29,379
- But you didn't let me finish.
677
01:17:30,255 --> 01:17:33,133
What I meant to say is,
why do you want to marry me?
678
01:17:36,261 --> 01:17:39,764
- Ah, let me see. This might
take a while.
679
01:17:41,475 --> 01:17:46,646
If you say yes, I'll spend the
rest of our lives telling you why.
680
01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:01,328
- You know this is the first
time we are alone together.
681
01:18:28,897 --> 01:18:36,897
(melodic piano music)
682
01:22:34,142 --> 01:22:36,978
(upbeat drum music)
683
01:23:27,111 --> 01:23:30,532
- Mr. and Mrs. Cochran. By the power
vested in me,
684
01:23:30,865 --> 01:23:32,242
by the state of California.
685
01:23:33,284 --> 01:23:36,162
I pronounce you man and wife.
686
01:23:36,538 --> 01:23:38,289
You may kiss the bride.
687
01:23:42,544 --> 01:23:46,089
- And Mr. Hardy and Ms. Hand,
I just want to tell you
688
01:23:46,631 --> 01:23:50,051
how much my wife and I
enjoy watching your films.
689
01:23:50,468 --> 01:23:52,178
- Thank you your honor.
- Thanks you. Thank you very much.
690
01:23:53,263 --> 01:23:54,097
Bud congratulations!
691
01:23:54,722 --> 01:23:55,974
- Thank you Mr. Hardy.
692
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,395
- Thank you so much.
693
01:24:00,812 --> 01:24:01,980
- Daisy, congratulations.
694
01:24:03,356 --> 01:24:04,232
- Thanks Lance.
695
01:24:04,566 --> 01:24:05,483
- Very best of luck to you both.
696
01:24:05,817 --> 01:24:06,693
- Thank you, thank you, sir.
697
01:24:08,820 --> 01:24:11,281
- Bye, bye. Have a safe trip!
- So long!
698
01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:33,469
- So you got married? I'll send you
a wedding gift.
699
01:24:34,304 --> 01:24:35,013
Who?
700
01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:38,224
Daisy? I thought you and Linda, she...
701
01:24:40,351 --> 01:24:41,144
You what?!
702
01:24:41,895 --> 01:24:42,812
She what?!
703
01:24:44,939 --> 01:24:48,526
- You and who? I thought you were
sweet on what's her name?
704
01:24:49,277 --> 01:24:51,779
Linda's what? Come on Lance
quit kidding.
705
01:24:52,363 --> 01:24:54,866
You're what? Hello? Hello?
706
01:24:57,577 --> 01:25:01,748
- (in unison) They quit, both of them,
all of them.
707
01:25:05,627 --> 01:25:07,378
- What do we do Bernie?
708
01:25:10,548 --> 01:25:13,217
- Some where in this
star struck town
709
01:25:13,593 --> 01:25:18,348
there's gotta be another guy with a
big cock, a pretty face,
710
01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:20,058
able to cum on que.
711
01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:31,611
You, fella. You out there. How about
you? You want to be a Matinee Idol?
712
01:25:33,780 --> 01:25:41,780
(upbeat music)
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