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You're looking at my "I've had the
most incredible idea" face.

It involves your Janome.

Fuckin' hell, Garry.

Oi.

These your mates?

I'm not coming back, dad.

I've been sad in that house
my entire life.

You and mum make me so bloody sad.

I don't know. You are a complete
stranger to me.

I don't what to do
with you anymore.

It's over to you now, Debbie.

For better or for worse,

you are in charge of your life.

Oi, my brother round here?

Nah, he's got some stupid plan.

He's hitting you pretty hard.

Just trying to keep my
mind off shit, now.

Keeps on creeping back in.

They have these moon dances.

Out in the fields.

Under a full moon.

Just dancing, and being...

Let's do it.
Let's do it!

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I had a dream.

You were an old man
and all you ate were apples.

And I owned an apple orchard.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Sorry, Bruce and I
have to go surfing.

- No...
- I promised him.

Bruce.

Bruce.

Brucey!

Shit.

Brucey.

I'm gonna surf.

What?

Shouldn't we call the police
or an ambulance or something?

I'll call his brother.

What, so we just leave him here?

Where's he gonna go?

This one's called
the supple bird.

Oh, yeah?

Are you laughing at
a centuries-old tradition?

I am laughing at an idiot.

An idiot who
brought you breakfast.

What'd you get me?

Chocolate Moove, Violet Crumble.

Well, take a seat, young man,

because that's my
favourite breakfast.

Good.

Do you write stuff down
that I like?

No. That would be...

A good idea.

Then, yes, I do.

Hey, Gary.

Hey.

Woody, would you...

Take a walk while you two
sit and talk intensely.

Yes, I can.

What's wrong?

Bruce is dead.

What?

He OD'd in the shack.

Woke up, he was dead.

Do you ever think about leaving?

What?

What if we went north?

What if we just went
to Byron Bay?

I gotta go to the shed.
I gotta make sure... he's OK.

I don't... think I wanna come.

There's nothing
you can do anyway.

What are they?

Hey!

What are they?

They're scratches.

Um... a possum
got loose in the surgery.

It was...

My kitten's eye is missing
from the jigsaw.

Why would they sell it
without an eye?

I honestly have no idea,
darling.

Hey, you wanna go to
the club tonight?

I miss you when I'm in the city.

Well, I could always come to
the city on a Friday night.

That's a great idea.
Let's plan that.

While I eat the eggs

you should have been
cooking me five minutes ago.

Maybe a possum will get
into the house this week.

Been looking for you!

I'm really sorry, Dad.

It's OK.

We'll sort it out.

It's OK.

I just... feel like
ripping my heart out

at the roots right now.

Hey. I'll throw Cheryl out.

Dad, it's not about Cheryl.

I don't know, I just...

I'm trying to figure out
what I wanna do.

I just... really wanted
to see you.

I think I might go to Sue's.

Debbie.

- Hi, Dad.
- Oh, hi.

There's a Japanese man
in the car.

Yes, there is.

Lori!

- Dad, you didn't say!
- Be quiet.

It's a birthday surprise
for Pammy.

- We're here for a week.
- Oh, shit!

Come and meet Yuki.

Sue said I was invited.

It's very hard for me not to

punch you in the face
whenever I see you.

I get that a lot, actually.

Hey, Boardy.

Mum's gonna die.

I'll just spit it out.
I keep expecting him to yawn.

Don't, don't. Don't.

Oi, Mum can't know
he was a junkie.

What if, um...

..he was surfing
and he just got lost out there?

She'd prefer a drowned son
instead of a junkie son.

Do you know what mark I'd need
in the HSC to do teaching?

- Teaching?
- Primary.

High school would be
a nightmare.

Kids like me? Ugh.

Are you serious about this,
Cheryl? You wanna be a teacher?

Bent, isn't it?

But, yeah, if I get the marks.

Uh, 240.

You'd wanna do your BA
and then get your Dip Ed.

- It enlarges your options.
- 240. Thanks.

Hi, sweetheart.
How was the sea?

Cheryl, go clean your room.

Yes, sir!

Now!

I saw Debbie at the rocks.

Judy, you need to
deal with this.

I will not lose my daughter.

We'll throw Cheryl out
and you will bring her back.

Calm down, Martin.
We're not throwing Cheryl out.

She wants to be a teacher.

Isn't that great?

See what happens when you
show faith in someone?

They feel that.

Debbie.

I...I'll talk to her.

We just need to have
a heart-to-heart.

I'll take care of it.

You'd better.

Ahh!
Morning, birthday girl.

Girl? I'm 40, Rog!

I am no girl anymore.

You'll always be that girl
who flashed her tits at me

down the oval in Year 10,
my darling.

Yeah, except now I do it,

you'll have to look at
my knees to see 'em.

Don't say that. It worries me.

Bikinis good?

Well, I think they're great.

Money Cat Enterprises is go.

No, no, no.
You need to show more bum.

- The kids want that.
- How do you know?

- Well, I go down the beach...
- Yeah, look at women's arses?

No, it's more research, really.
No, seriously, just a bit less.

Yeah, but darling, you've gotta
contain the bush, Rog.

I mean, any less
and everyone's gonna have to be

spick and span down there.

Just a bit less.

And when you're finished up,
will you come out to the pool?

I got a little surprise for you.

Hurry up.

I like Woody. He's better than
that Danny dickhead.

Pammy! Come out, will ya?

Pammy? Hurry up, come outside!

I'm coming!

- Hurry up!
- See, I told you, Rog!

Look at this!

There is more bush than
the Kokoda Track down here.

I'm poking out ev...

- Mum!
- Lori! Oh, my God!

Sweet Jesus!
Woody, Yuki, avert your gazes.

Kids around, darling.
Cover yourself up.

What are you doing here,
darling?

Surprise!

Let's have a bit of shampoo.

Well, it's the best
birthday present ever.

Come here, darling!

I asked Gary about leaving.

What?

I think we should all
go to Byron Bay together.

Gary could surf. We could swim.

I can't believe you.

That's our thing.

I was thinking that you could
ask Woody to come too.

No, I wouldn't do that.

Because if I was gonna
go anywhere,

it'd be like we've always
planned, you and me.

- Yes, you, me. Us.
- And Gary.

He hasn't even said yes yet.

I don't wanna be someone
who follows behind

and chats to you when
you're not rooting or pashing.

Because I've got a boyfriend.
A really nice boyfriend.

I shouldn't have
asked Gary first.

But you have to admit
that getting out of here

seems like a pretty great
idea right now.

Part of me died
every day you were gone.

Then come.

Let's leave.

Come on! I bought these for 50.

My granddad breeds them
for free.

Every pig sold is
100% pure profit.

How's business?

Not good.

Think I might try ferrets.

Mum's not home.
You can stop the act.

Young Debbie.

Where have you been?

Your mum's been worried
about you.

I doubt it.

I can't please her anymore,
so I am going to stop trying

and leave that up to you.

You know my mum hasn't even
tried to see me since I left?

Didn't you root
her boyfriend, Cheryl?

Sorry, I really don't wanna
be a bitch anymore.

Your mum is nice.

She's tough, but she cares
about a dumb moll like me.

And your dad...

He hasn't even tried to root me.

No, he wouldn't.

Oh, hello.

Hi.

You home?

Yep.

Uh, we're going to the club
later. Would you like to come?

Yeah, sounds great.

Great. Good.

Told you she'd come back.

Cheryl, hop out for a second.

- What?
- Just do it.

You two, sort this out.

We need to come to
an arrangement

about Cheryl living with us.

I know it's hard,
but she's not like you.

She needs help.

Yeah, I know.

I know I can be hard on you.

No, you just care about me.

And I've done some pretty
crazy things lately.

Mmm. Yes.

You know how you've
always wanted me

to believe in a big life?

And you can have it.

We've hit a few speed bumps,

but now it's time to get back
on track and focus on school.

I'm actually leaving school.

You're not.

I think I wanna travel.

You're acting out
because you're angry with me.

You're gonna ruin everything.

I'm not angry.

I'm actually really grateful,

because I know now
that I can do anything,

have any kind of life,
because of you.

I imagine a big life,

it's just not the one
you imagined for me.

I can't help
but worry about you.

I'm gonna have Sue and Gary.

Well, that essentially
is no comfort to me.

Sorry.

So, Woody,
hypothetical question.

Say I invited you to come along
and run away with me.

Would you say yes?

Um...

Got exams soon.

I've gotta get into vet science.

I could manage a week as long
as I studied while I was away.

It's more of
a study-free adventure,

where we dance in fields,
sing for our supper

and howl at the moon while
riding dolphins sort of thing.

I don't think I can.

That's OK.

I wasn't sure I wanted you
to say yes.

Was that a test?

Oh, I think I like the idea
that you'd be so swept away

by your love for me
that you'd abandon everything.

Between December 18
and March 1 next year,

I would be.

Does this mean I'm dropped?

No.

You're too good a boyfriend
to be dropped.

We can be swept away by love
on the holidays.

So it's all OK with Debbie?

She's, uh... she's
leaving school.

- What?
- She wants to go travelling.

You were supposed to
make it alright.

She's made up her mind.

Then change it for her!

I can't. She's not nine anymore.

Martin, we have spent a year
trying to control her.

And what happens?

She just fights us every inch

and moves further and further
away from us.

I think she's gonna be fine.

She'll probably be
more than fine.

She'll probably have a life

that'll make me so jealous
I could spit.

So we just do nothing?

Let's get a drink.

I asked Woody to come.

He said he has exams.

I didn't mean to tell Gary.
It's just...

No, it's OK. I realised
that I want Gary to come.

Because you'll be crying and
mooning for weeks otherwise.

And I will say,
"Oh, look at that cloud!"

And you'll say,
"Oh, looks like Gary."

Yep.

Thanks.

Hey, Mrs Candy.

I can't hang with youse molls.

Gotta go upstairs.

Greg and I are having tea.

I'll bring you down some
Island Coolers if you like.

Why don't you bring me down
some old man's dick?

Oh, look, there's one
you sucked earlier.

Don't be so immature.

- You know Mr Kirsten?
- Woodwork teacher?

Charlie. One of Greg's mates.

His wife left him.

He's looking for someone.

Why doesn't he hump my dead body

after I kill myself
at the thought of that?

Let's go, Greg.

'Bye, Greg!

The boys are gonna
bury Bruce at sea.

- What? Is Gary there?
- They're all there.

Oh, hello. Thirsty?

I really am.

Remember how good
I was at school?

Oh, I remember.
You were so good.

It pained me to watch it.

That's... Yuki.

Lori's new boyfriend.

I can't believe
she's gonna marry a nip.

Have yellow babies.

I mean, how the hell can they
tell if they have jaundice?

Ah!

- Are you OK?
- Are you right, mate?

Is he alright?

You OK, son?

You tripped him.

No, I didn't.

I guess I just wanted
to look you in the eye

and say what a disgusting,
reprehensible pig of a man

you turned out to be.

I fell in love.

I know what
you fell into. Lust.

For a young, dumb, pretty girl.

- You can't judge me.
- I can and I have.

I hope you lose your job.

Well, I hope you get
thyroid cancer.

What?

You better rack off,
Mrs Vickers, you moll.

- Judy, what's going on?
- Control your wife, Martin.

Child molester!

You're drinking a lot.

I'm having fun.

Let's dance.

I don't want to.

I will.

- And... whoop! Hey!
- Whoo-hoo!

Hi.

Are you OK?

Bruce Board!

Whoo!

Bruce Board! Yeah, Gary!

Gary, I'm scared.

- Bruce is dead.
- I know that.

It's my fault.

No, it's not.

He always did everything I did,
ever since we were kids.

I skated, he skated.
I surfed, he surfed.

I liked Sherbet,
he liked Sherbet.

I took smack.

I should have known
he was gonna...

You tried to stop him.

I did, but he's dead.

Gary, you're stoned
and you're drunk, OK,

and you're gonna spend the
next month with these idiots.

Shut up! They're my mates.

Gary, is this really
what you want

them to do for you
when you die -

smoke bongs over your dead body

and yell about
what a legend you were?

Shut the fuck up.

He's dead.

Hennessy!

Come on, let's go!

I gotta go.

Are you seriously gonna throw
his body into the ocean?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'll see ya.

♪ What about it, Daddy Cool... ♪

Judy, let's go.

♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool... ♪

No, it's Pam's birthday.

♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool... ♪

I'm practically her best friend.

You're very drunk.

That is a very subjective thing.

I'd say I haven't drunk enough.

OK, ladies and genitals,

everyone back to our place!

Pam's birthday continues!

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Think an old dog
can learn new tricks?

Peut-etre j'y penserai, tigre.

What does that mean?

That's for me to know
and you to find out.

Mmm, I'm definitely
going to find out.

Do your darnedest.

Roger, Roger, Roger.

What were those drinks
you were setting fire to?

Flaming sambucas.

Sounds exactly what I need.

You know, we were
teenagers together

and now we have teenagers.

And they're leaving us, Roger.

They're leaving us.

I can't bloody wait!

Judy, we should go home.

You're upset.

I'm happy, actually!

There's a hat going round
with keys in it.

Do you know what that means?

Oh, key party!

Maybe you should
throw yours in, Martin.

Annie's dead.

You might need a new one.

I can't believe they just
dumped Bruce in the ocean.

He was sort of sweet.

Remember?

When we thought you were so
lucky to find such a spunk?

Oh, God.

All we wanted to do
was be in the gang.

Now all I want is to be out.

We could just go now.

What do you mean? Like, 'pack
your bags, we're leaving now'?

That kind of now?

I don't know any other kind.

I have walked down this street
every day of my life.

I wanna walk down
another street.

What kind of a street?

Well...

A street where....we don't know
anyone that we see.

What about your mum?
Lori's back.

If we wait for the right time,

we're gonna be waiting,
like, a year or 10 years.

What about the boys?

There'll always be boys.

Stuff the boys.

We're never gonna do it
if we don't just... jump.

I don't know
what's gonna happen.

That's what I love about it.

You're the best.

You are.

♪ Hit me slowly, hit me quick, hit
me... ♪

Here we go, here we go!

Alright, who's ready
to rock'n'roll?

Hit me slowly, hit me quick!

Who is ready to take
a fantastic voyage

into the erotic unknown?

Ohh!

Porsche, Porsche,
Porsche, Porsche, Porsche!

- Do we have a winner?
- That's me!

Lucky you, bastard.

Let's go.

Judy!

Uh-uh-uh. Never interrupt
a woman on heat, I always say.

Alright! One down,
several to go. Who's next?

I understand
if you don't want to...

That's all. Thank you.

What are you doing?

Sue and I are about to
get on a train.

Bullshit.

Look after my family for me.

You're really going?

Also, if you try and root Gary
while I'm gone,

I will kill you and feed you
to David's guinea pigs

in the tiniest little pieces.

I liked you better when you
were a scaredy little mouse.

'Bye, Cheryl.

Goodbye, lovely parents.

I'll ring you.

You can yell at me
reverse charges.

I love you both.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Now, that was a party.

Indeed.

Oh, my head.

You know I'm naked under here,
don't you?

And what a glorious thing it is.

Let's not wake the kids up.

Well, I can't promise anything.

Oh, shh!

Hey, Mum.

Gary!

I'm leaving, Mum.

What?

Well, where?

Dunno. Just somewhere else.

Vonnie?

Hey.

What's going on?

He's leaving.
He's going somewhere else.

Are your mates going too?

Just me.

Well, let me get you
some money, then.

Nah, I'm good.

You take care of yourself.

I'm sorry.

That's good.

Shut up, Ferris.

Shut your stupid damn mouth.

- More toast, Mr Vickers?
- Thanks, Cheryl.

So Cassandra's dad is a season
ticket holder at the Sharks,

and she said I could
go next week.

David and
Cassandra, sitting in a tree.

- Morning.
- Morning.

Morning. Do you want some tea?

Thanks, Cheryl.

- Hi.
- Hi.

We have to talk strategy.
In my room.

Door open.

Thanks.

Here.