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You snaked me, mate!
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You need to learn some manners, mate!
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You snaked me!
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You ripped it up out there this arvo.
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- Are you a perv?
- I'm Gumby Richards.
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Shit.
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Is that Gary Hennessey's dad?
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G'day, Ferris.
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It's none of our business.
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And you can't go poking your head
around other people's marriages.
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Your father promised he'd be home by 8:00.
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I cooked apricot chicken.
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Dad hates fruity food.
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Did he say that?
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Drive!
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- Danny's asking who you are.
- Danny Dixon?
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- Wanna go round with me?
- Yeah.
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We understand you'd like to
take Deborah to the pictures.
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Yeah.
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Why did we let her go,
Marty? We didn't have to.
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I think she really wanted to go.
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Yeah, well, maybe Bruce
is bigger than Danny.
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How different can dicks be?
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- I'm Martin Vickers.
- I'm Annie.
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Our daughter's...
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My parent's are acting really weird.
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As long as I'm home before mum
gets back from work, it's alright.
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My tits have gone to sleep, I'm that bored.
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I wish they'd come in.
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They've been out for two hours.
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That's the fifth time she's come past.
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Up the duff. Trying to get rid of it.
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Does that work?
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Better than a coat-hanger in your jazz.
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Someone's coming in.
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We need food.
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Sure. We'll get it.
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12 pluto pups, six pies,
eight chocolate mooves.
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And get some redskins. Redskins are unreal.
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Tell Gary I'll have more than
a chiko roll waiting for him.
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Gary's not out there.
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Jeez!
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Can we get tripe?
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I can't believe you like
tripe! No-one likes tripe.
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- Jill Tate.
- Who?
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A woman I went to school with.
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If you want to make
something happen, David,
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you have to make it happen.
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What do we want to happen?
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16cm.
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Didn't get to full size, did
you, Mr Hyporhamphus Australis?
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Mr who?
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It's the scientific name for garfish. Oh!
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You know a lot, don't you?
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I wish I'd stayed at school.
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You can always go back.
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Do you think I'm smart?
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Yes, I do.
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Plectorhinchus chubbi.
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Chubby?
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How big's chubby?
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Uh, 18cm.
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Oh, whoa. Um, real name?
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Dusky Sweetlips.
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On to this guy, the lobster.
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- Jasus.
- Oh.
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Lobster... I've never eaten that.
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- Is it really called 'jasus'?
- Yes.
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'Cause they're so delicious,
every time you eat one,
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"you immediately exclaim,
'jasus, that's good!"
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- 30cm.
- OK.
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Roger! G'day, mate.
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Hi, mate. This is Celia.
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- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- You too.
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Hey, why don't we sit over here, hey?
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There you go, sweetheart.
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- Let's banquet, hey?
- Sure.
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Amazing prawns... bring
'em to you still alive
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in a plastic bag with a
fucking price tag on 'em.
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Ah, there's Ginny.
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Celia's bringing a mate.
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- Hey, beautiful Ginny.
- Hey, Ferris.
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This is Roger, king of Cronulla.
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Hello.
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Ginny's an art student, so you
two will have a lot in common.
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Excuse me, mate. Could we get
some beers all round? Yeah?
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So... who wants crabs?
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That is beautiful.
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Check out the rails on that, eh?
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And I just have to use it and it's free?
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Pretty much... just wear our gear,
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say nice things about us when
you win the Pepsi classic.
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Yeah, right. That'll be the day.
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Hey, man, you're good.
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We don't just give our stuff to anybody.
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Anyway, main thing is just enjoy it.
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People notice you out there.
That's all T-Mac wants.
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Hello!
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Hello.
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I'm Gumby.
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My parents call me Martin,
but you can call me Gumby.
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Oh, ok. Hello, Martin.
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Do you want something, mum?
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I heard voices. Thought
it might be your dad.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Anyway, I better roll.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Nice one.
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Who's this, Gary?
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Oh, I'm Vicki. How you goin'?
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I'm goin' alright.
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Can we help you?
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She's here for me, mum.
Just go back inside.
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I'm his girlfriend.
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Well... you better come in, then.
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Have a cup of tea and a chat.
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Teetering off the edge there.
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I'll just use the...
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These are a great invention,
don't you think? This thing?
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Whoa, not too fast. Slow down, Fangio.
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Slow down what?
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It's a car racer.
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Roger, are these two the
most beautiful women or what?
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Yes, they are very beautiful.
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A toast.
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To meeting a woman who smiles at me
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and I don't think of crowns and molars...
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I think of love and happiness.
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Aww! Isn't he sweet?
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Now, let's get out of here, get
a hotel room and a few bottles.
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What do you say? Maybe a smoke?
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Ohh! Hippie!
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Old codger!
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What about you, Rog? Hmm?
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I know what you're doing, mate.
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What am I doing?
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I'm not gonna root her.
What's-her-name... Ginny.
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No, instead, you'll go home, you'll
think about it and you'll wank.
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You think in five years time,
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girls like Ginny are
gonna want that with you?
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No, mate. No.
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Moments come and then they go.
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- You wanna grab one or not?
- Look, I don't root around.
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I won't dob you in about Celia.
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Hey, I love Celia.
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It's not just sex for me. She's...
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I'm alive with her.
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You know, I feel... like a... lion.
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A lion?
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I do, though.
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How weird is that?
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I'm gonna get Bruce two chiko
rolls. He'll be starving.
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Yeah. He's a big, hungry man with a big...
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Sue! Shut up!
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He never even talks to me, you know?
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He's rapt in you. He told Vicki.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- I am incredibly beautiful, I guess.
- Darling, you're stunning.
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I suppose Bruce is just awed by my beauty
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and can't talk in my presence.
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- Course he is. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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What do youse want?
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Um, 18 pluto pups, eight chocolate mooves,
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eight meat pies with sauce
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and two chiko rolls.
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And I'll have a fizz
wizz and eight redskins.
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And a polly waffle.
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Maybe you need to stretch yourself.
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Metaphorically?
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No...
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Sue!
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That's gross. That's gross!
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- Sugar?
- Six.
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Nice joint you got.
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Five... six.
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Ah!
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Why was that Martin bloke
giving you all those boards?
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T-Mac boards are sponsoring me.
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Bullshit!
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Sorry.
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Really?
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Let's go to my room.
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Danny's such a doll.
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Bruce. Danny.
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I got you two. Thanks, babe.
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- Did you see my last wave?
- Yeah, it was a beauty.
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So, is it cold in?
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Mm.
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I thought maybe we could
go for a swim later.
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Let's go.
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Let's go home.
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- Training, huh?
- Yeah.
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Mum says we're having a dinner party.
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She what?
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I know. It seems strange, doesn't it?
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- Who?
- I dunno.
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Evening, darling.
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Dad's home.
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I can see that, David. Hi!
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Next Saturday, we're gonna have
Jeff and Jill Tate over for dinner.
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I don't know who they are.
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Jill Tate I went to school with.
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We weren't friends, but I
saw her today and I thought,
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"that is how I get to Jeff Tate."
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And who's Jeff Tate?
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This is very interesting!
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He is an area supervisor for
the Education Department...
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responsible for picking
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the members of the syllabus
review board, of which...
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... I will be one!
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Right. Aren't you busy enough?
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The syllabus is something
that I want to have input into.
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There are so many things
that need changing, Martin.
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This is a chance for me
to really affect things.
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Dad was surprised when I told
him about the dinner party.
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- It'll be fine.
- Ohh!
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No, no, it'll be better
than fine. It'll be stunning.
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They will come here...
and they will be impressed.
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OK.
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Can I be a waiter?
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No!
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But I could wear my suit
from aunty Kathy's funeral.
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How was work?
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Great.
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Bonjour, family.
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Where have you been?
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Library.
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I have to graph rainfall in the
wheat-growing areas of the Wimmera.
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Mum's having a dinner party.
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You hate dinner parties.
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I don't hate them.
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No way.
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What are you doing here?
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I want you to stop seeing
whoever it is you're seeing.
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How about I pull all the teeth
out of your head, one by one?
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- Dad, it's killing mum.
- Shut up, Gary.
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Don't you remember what
she used to be like?
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She was fun and funny.
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She just sits inside
all day, doing nothing,
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wondering and waiting for you.
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I just... I want you guys to be happy.
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A man's blood needs heat.
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It needs to feel like it's...
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... live... and pumping.
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You get me?
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No, I don't.
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Your mother is like ice on
my blood and I need heat.
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Otherwise, I feel like
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I'm just going through the
motions of teeth and bills
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and teeth and bills and
teeth and fuckin' bills.
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She loves you.
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Gary, you're lucky that I come home at all.
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Go home.
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One day you'll understand.
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No, I won't.
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Oh, what are you gonna do?
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Just seeing if it's hot.
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Jesus, Gary, what the...?
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Dad!
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Where did you get that, dad?
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King Neptune.
261
00:17:53,174 --> 00:17:55,094
He's giving them away down there.
262
00:17:56,414 --> 00:17:58,974
Did you just steal it from the wogs' pots?
263
00:17:59,174 --> 00:18:01,534
Those pots are illegal to begin with.
264
00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:04,174
You did! Dad!
265
00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:08,094
I don't mind!
266
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,814
- The sea is for everyone.
- Exactly.
267
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,814
Why should the wogs have all the fun?
268
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,254
Exactly.
269
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:19,654
You'll die one day.
270
00:18:21,574 --> 00:18:23,014
Thanks, dad.
271
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:26,974
No, I mean...
272
00:18:27,094 --> 00:18:29,814
... you can't always play safe.
273
00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:33,134
You have to feel.
274
00:18:43,494 --> 00:18:45,374
What were you like as a teenager?
275
00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:51,294
Boring. Good.
276
00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:53,454
You're not boring, dad.
277
00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:01,625
You're not boring, dad.
278
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:03,785
So, dinner party? Sounds like fun.
279
00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:07,705
I'm not a great cook, but you
have to try to make new friends.
280
00:19:07,825 --> 00:19:09,505
Good on you!
281
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,185
Mm. What are you up to tonight?
282
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,185
Going to the club with Shane
McDonald after the game.
283
00:19:13,345 --> 00:19:14,945
Ooh! He's amazing.
284
00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:16,745
Did you see what they did
to the Tigers last week?
285
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:17,865
No!
286
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:19,985
He's like this animal
on the football field,
287
00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:24,465
and then just so... sweet and funny off it.
288
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:27,265
Ohh, sounds serious!
289
00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:29,305
Well, he isn't gonna marry me.
290
00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:30,785
How do you know?
291
00:19:30,905 --> 00:19:32,825
His wife may get a bit cross.
292
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,945
Oh.
293
00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:38,745
It's just a bit of fun.
294
00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:41,305
Unless you're his wife.
295
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,563
Hi!
296
00:20:11,363 --> 00:20:13,003
- Hey.
- Hey, Danny.
297
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:18,843
Hey, Bruce.
298
00:20:30,803 --> 00:20:33,563
- Where will I go during the party?
- Your room.
299
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:36,643
- Will you bring me food?
- Have I already put the garlic in?
300
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,563
- Smell it.
- Oh, good idea. Thanks.
301
00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:42,483
It's going to be great.
302
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,643
I'll settle for 'tasty', not 'poisonous'.
303
00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:48,163
Did you get a bit of sun this morning?
304
00:20:48,323 --> 00:20:50,603
- Yeah, I guess.
- Oh.
305
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,123
Now, a quick shower.
306
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,643
I'll be back soon.
307
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,683
Can I come?
308
00:21:05,843 --> 00:21:08,443
Polish the glasses.
Remember... breath, not spit.
309
00:21:40,323 --> 00:21:42,123
I didn't know you were in today!
310
00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:46,923
I'm not. I found something this
morning and it made me think of you.
311
00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:52,923
- Jasus!
- You remembered.
312
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:54,643
Yeah!
313
00:21:54,803 --> 00:21:57,083
Well, I thought you could
eat your first lobster.
314
00:22:24,123 --> 00:22:27,003
Gonna go get a car and head up to Byron.
315
00:22:27,203 --> 00:22:30,203
- Can I come?
- Yeah. Course.
316
00:22:35,763 --> 00:22:39,723
- Gary?
- Maybe later.
317
00:22:43,723 --> 00:22:46,883
Brucey. You're up, mate.
318
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,403
Wait a sec. I thought we
could just talk for a minute.
319
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,123
About what?
320
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:26,563
Well, I haven't seen you
in ages. How's things?
321
00:23:26,683 --> 00:23:28,803
Alright.
322
00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:34,043
What does your dad do for a living?
323
00:23:34,203 --> 00:23:35,963
Nothing.
324
00:23:38,003 --> 00:23:39,923
Great. That's... good.
325
00:23:42,243 --> 00:23:44,403
Are you reading any
good books at the moment?
326
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,883
Stop muckin' around.
327
00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:47,443
- Let's go.
- Sorry.
328
00:23:49,443 --> 00:23:51,203
Got the vaso?
329
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:59,563
Ah, bloody hell. I must
have left it in my bedroom.
330
00:23:59,683 --> 00:24:01,243
Strike a light, woman!
331
00:24:01,323 --> 00:24:04,163
I'll... I'll go get some.
332
00:24:11,403 --> 00:24:14,123
Hey, Sue, have you, um...
have you got any vaso?
333
00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:15,723
No.
334
00:24:22,843 --> 00:24:27,123
Cheryl, do you... have you got any vaso?
335
00:24:27,243 --> 00:24:30,083
Nah, man. I'll ask for you, though.
336
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:31,723
Anybody got any vaso?
337
00:24:31,883 --> 00:24:34,603
Vaso? Are you serious?
338
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,563
Yeah. Here.
339
00:24:39,323 --> 00:24:40,283
Yep.
340
00:24:47,843 --> 00:24:49,323
I got it.
341
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,163
Get your dacks off.
342
00:25:18,563 --> 00:25:20,243
Move your leg.
343
00:25:45,803 --> 00:25:49,763
Sue. Come on. Let's go in.
344
00:26:22,316 --> 00:26:23,996
Mmm.
345
00:26:32,396 --> 00:26:34,036
Did you actually catch this?
346
00:26:34,116 --> 00:26:36,476
Yes.
347
00:26:37,916 --> 00:26:39,316
For me?
348
00:26:42,196 --> 00:26:45,516
Everyone should taste
lobster, and I saw it and...
349
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:53,916
Thank you.
350
00:26:58,196 --> 00:26:59,756
Hmm.
351
00:27:04,236 --> 00:27:06,276
Jasus, that's good!
352
00:27:20,996 --> 00:27:25,476
Oh, mate.
353
00:27:26,556 --> 00:27:28,836
I love a nooner on a sunny day.
354
00:27:28,996 --> 00:27:31,316
Oh, rain, sun, snow.
355
00:27:31,396 --> 00:27:34,436
Oh, I'm always good to go.
356
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,556
I love you, doll.
357
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,436
You better.
358
00:27:47,516 --> 00:27:49,996
I, um... What?
359
00:27:52,556 --> 00:27:54,196
Seen Yvonne lately?
360
00:27:54,396 --> 00:27:57,516
Yeah, I ran into her at
Franklins the other day.
361
00:27:57,636 --> 00:28:00,636
God, she's a scared one.
362
00:28:00,756 --> 00:28:03,316
She tried to pretend not to see me.
363
00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:05,916
She hid behind some watermelons.
364
00:28:06,076 --> 00:28:09,396
You can tell something's
really wrong, though, you know?
365
00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:10,916
Mm.
366
00:28:11,116 --> 00:28:13,716
Did he say anything about it the other day?
367
00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:16,396
No, not a word.
368
00:28:16,516 --> 00:28:19,476
And you're a man, so you didn't ask.
369
00:28:21,036 --> 00:28:23,316
There are rules.
370
00:28:23,476 --> 00:28:25,996
I didn't make 'em.
371
00:28:45,036 --> 00:28:46,916
Oi! Rack off!
372
00:28:48,036 --> 00:28:49,436
Piss off.
373
00:28:54,396 --> 00:28:56,796
- Anything else with that, gentlemen?
- Yeah, mate.
374
00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:58,316
Walnuts.
375
00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:26,876
Cheezel?
376
00:29:29,356 --> 00:29:31,716
You're dropped.
377
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,076
OK... sorry, it's...
378
00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:38,276
Just... if he can't root you,
you know, what's the point?
379
00:29:38,396 --> 00:29:39,916
Yeah.
380
00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:43,756
Let's get ripped!
381
00:29:56,276 --> 00:29:59,396
David, can you make sure
the soup tureen's clean?
382
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,796
Where did your father say he was going?
383
00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:07,716
I don't know. Out somewhere.
384
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,956
David, soup tureen, yes?
385
00:30:33,036 --> 00:30:34,396
Where have you been?
386
00:30:34,516 --> 00:30:37,196
Petrol. It's an odds day.
387
00:30:37,316 --> 00:30:39,196
Queue was ridiculous,
388
00:30:39,356 --> 00:30:42,396
so I drove around, looking
for another servo less busy
389
00:30:42,516 --> 00:30:44,716
and I ran out of petrol.
390
00:30:44,796 --> 00:30:46,796
That's funny.
391
00:30:46,956 --> 00:30:49,236
- Is it?
- Yeah.
392
00:30:49,396 --> 00:30:52,116
'Cause you're in the queue,
and then you left to go...
393
00:30:52,276 --> 00:30:54,556
Yes, thank you, David. I
appreciate your grasp of irony.
394
00:30:54,716 --> 00:30:58,636
Anyway, so... had to
walk and get a can and...
395
00:30:58,756 --> 00:31:01,116
Well, I'm here now. Sorry, darling.
396
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:03,036
It's gonna be a disaster.
397
00:31:03,156 --> 00:31:07,276
I should never have tried
this. It's just too... clever.
398
00:31:07,436 --> 00:31:10,596
I can't do clever, surreptitious things.
399
00:31:10,756 --> 00:31:13,916
At least before, I would have
just been judged on me at work.
400
00:31:14,116 --> 00:31:17,036
Now we're gonna be judged on
us and this stupid soup and...
401
00:31:17,196 --> 00:31:18,956
Darling, it's going to be alright.
402
00:31:20,076 --> 00:31:21,796
What do you need to be done?
403
00:31:25,996 --> 00:31:31,116
It was like trying to fit
a corn cob into a thimble.
404
00:31:31,236 --> 00:31:33,676
Oh, my God.
405
00:31:35,076 --> 00:31:37,316
We are so stoned!
406
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,196
You are!
407
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,716
You can't hold your smoke, lady.
408
00:31:45,476 --> 00:31:47,076
Lady.
409
00:31:51,196 --> 00:31:53,556
Lady.
410
00:32:50,956 --> 00:32:52,396
Hey, Gary.
411
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,676
Hey.
412
00:33:00,996 --> 00:33:03,076
What's funny?
413
00:33:05,436 --> 00:33:07,836
Everything.
414
00:33:18,236 --> 00:33:21,716
I don't know why I'm laughing.
415
00:33:21,836 --> 00:33:23,836
I just got dropped.
416
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,156
Yeah.
417
00:33:32,516 --> 00:33:34,076
I think I did too.
418
00:33:38,156 --> 00:33:39,916
Really?
419
00:33:40,036 --> 00:33:41,436
Really.
420
00:33:51,076 --> 00:33:52,996
Hi, Lynette!
421
00:34:01,516 --> 00:34:02,916
Get out!
422
00:34:03,036 --> 00:34:07,876
All of you, out! Get out!
423
00:34:13,396 --> 00:34:14,316
Let's go!
424
00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:25,836
Mum, don't have a spaz.
425
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,436
Ohh! Mwah!
426
00:34:37,596 --> 00:34:39,596
- Jeff!
- Hello.
427
00:34:39,756 --> 00:34:42,316
Lovely home you have!
428
00:34:42,476 --> 00:34:45,516
You've really used the
small space well here.
429
00:34:45,596 --> 00:34:50,516
Thank you. So... sherries? Beers?
430
00:34:50,596 --> 00:34:52,996
What's our libation?
431
00:34:53,116 --> 00:34:55,196
Libation?
432
00:34:55,316 --> 00:34:58,116
Drop. Drink!
433
00:34:58,276 --> 00:35:00,436
Better!
434
00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:02,796
We're not in the 18th
century anymore, darling!
435
00:35:02,956 --> 00:35:06,476
If you had a single
malt scotch, I'd hug you.
436
00:35:06,596 --> 00:35:09,156
Well, I, uh...
437
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:12,316
... just picked up a fresh bottle today.
438
00:35:13,836 --> 00:35:15,196
Well, I promised.
439
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,796
Have a seat.
440
00:35:28,675 --> 00:35:29,794
Have a seat.
441
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,555
Did you see the moon?
442
00:35:31,635 --> 00:35:34,675
It's so beautiful.
443
00:35:36,675 --> 00:35:40,195
I wonder if there's two astronauts
on it, looking down at us, going,
444
00:35:40,315 --> 00:35:43,795
"those girls look cute."
445
00:35:52,595 --> 00:35:54,395
Don't worry about Bruce.
446
00:35:54,515 --> 00:35:56,635
Big dickhead.
447
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,555
Big... dick... head.
448
00:36:14,555 --> 00:36:15,955
See ya.
449
00:36:47,755 --> 00:36:50,795
Hi. Sorry. Library.
450
00:36:50,995 --> 00:36:55,315
Did you know the crop devastation
wrought by the '38 drought...?
451
00:36:55,435 --> 00:36:57,635
No. Late, when I needed you most.
452
00:36:57,795 --> 00:37:00,075
Can you please ladle
the soup into the tureen?
453
00:37:00,155 --> 00:37:02,115
That is so orange!
454
00:37:02,235 --> 00:37:04,955
Yes, it looks good. Mmm!
455
00:37:05,155 --> 00:37:08,035
Needs some sour cream and
some chives on top too.
456
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:22,195
What about the frog?
457
00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:23,915
The what?
458
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:30,275
Oh!
459
00:37:30,355 --> 00:37:31,875
David!
460
00:37:39,595 --> 00:37:41,155
Right.
461
00:37:45,235 --> 00:37:47,075
Oh! Ohh...
462
00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:52,075
Mum! Ohhh! Ow!
463
00:37:58,555 --> 00:38:00,875
Well! This is a disaster, isn't it?
464
00:38:01,035 --> 00:38:02,555
Oh, forget it, Judy.
465
00:38:02,755 --> 00:38:04,555
You should have seen what he did
to our son Dougie the other night.
466
00:38:07,435 --> 00:38:10,715
Well... well, I whacked him like hell.
467
00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:13,915
If you have an idiot 15-year-old
468
00:38:14,075 --> 00:38:17,075
who shaves both your dogs and
paints racing stripes on them,
469
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,835
then it's hard to remain cool.
470
00:38:25,195 --> 00:38:26,715
Jill, a Riesling?
471
00:38:26,795 --> 00:38:28,315
Oh, thank you. Yes!
472
00:38:29,595 --> 00:38:32,235
Oh! Now, Judy, we have
to set aside some time
473
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,315
for you to bend Jeff's
ear about the committee.
474
00:38:34,435 --> 00:38:36,275
You must have ideas.
475
00:38:36,435 --> 00:38:39,155
I told him that you were always
the smartest person in school.
476
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:42,035
Oh, I would love that!
477
00:38:43,675 --> 00:38:45,275
Great.
478
00:38:47,355 --> 00:38:48,795
Cheers. Here we go.
479
00:38:48,955 --> 00:38:50,435
Oh, thank you.
480
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,435
Lovely!
481
00:38:54,315 --> 00:38:56,515
I bet he never expected to die like that.
482
00:38:56,675 --> 00:39:00,115
Put the frog in the bin.
Can you slice up the abalone?
483
00:39:01,315 --> 00:39:02,795
What about the lobster?
484
00:39:02,915 --> 00:39:04,955
What lobster?
485
00:39:05,035 --> 00:39:06,795
The one dad caught this morning.
486
00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:41,515
Hello.
487
00:39:41,635 --> 00:39:43,675
Where have you been?
488
00:39:46,515 --> 00:39:47,875
Sorry.
489
00:39:47,995 --> 00:39:49,995
Sorry.
490
00:39:50,075 --> 00:39:51,675
I...
491
00:39:52,915 --> 00:39:54,875
I had a drink of UDL
492
00:39:54,995 --> 00:39:57,355
and I'm a bit tipsy.
493
00:39:57,435 --> 00:39:59,955
I believe that is the term.
494
00:40:00,075 --> 00:40:01,435
You're what?
495
00:40:03,915 --> 00:40:06,835
So strange, I can't tell you!
496
00:40:06,955 --> 00:40:08,795
Oh, dearie, dearie me.
497
00:40:08,915 --> 00:40:10,795
Um...
498
00:40:12,155 --> 00:40:15,395
Well, maybe we should make you some cocoa
499
00:40:15,555 --> 00:40:18,235
and you can have a lie-down
on the couch and watch TV.
500
00:40:18,355 --> 00:40:21,915
I'd enjoy that, Roger. Thank you.
501
00:40:24,635 --> 00:40:26,035
Good.
502
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,715
There you go, pet.
503
00:40:47,515 --> 00:40:50,515
Benny Hill, you are so funny!
504
00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:58,475
It went really well. Really well.
505
00:40:58,595 --> 00:41:02,035
I really think he responded to your ideas.
506
00:41:02,195 --> 00:41:04,515
You know, the homework
thing and the syllabus...
507
00:41:04,635 --> 00:41:06,435
They loved the abalone, didn't they?
508
00:41:06,555 --> 00:41:08,715
Yeah!
509
00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:11,435
Fresh from the sea. Oh, delicious!
510
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:14,075
I wonder how they would have liked lobster.
511
00:41:20,795 --> 00:41:23,675
I'll wash up, darling.
Why don't you go to bed?
512
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,315
Ferris?
513
00:41:51,395 --> 00:41:53,715
Oh, I thought you might be dad.
514
00:41:53,835 --> 00:41:56,315
Why would he come home?
515
00:41:56,435 --> 00:41:58,155
What?
516
00:41:59,635 --> 00:42:01,475
Why the fuck would he come home to you?
517
00:42:01,595 --> 00:42:02,955
You do nothing.
518
00:42:03,075 --> 00:42:05,155
Little house mouse.
519
00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:07,195
You're drunk.
520
00:42:08,475 --> 00:42:11,515
No, you need to stop
running and face up to shit.
521
00:42:13,195 --> 00:42:16,155
Hey, you want to know
why dad doesn't come home?
522
00:42:16,275 --> 00:42:17,995
You... be... careful.
523
00:42:18,195 --> 00:42:21,035
Dad doesn't come home
because you're no fun, mum.
524
00:42:22,275 --> 00:42:25,435
You're a fucking lump with
no friends and no spark.
525
00:42:25,595 --> 00:42:27,195
He's out there, trying to find someone else
526
00:42:27,275 --> 00:42:29,315
because there is nobody here.
527
00:42:50,715 --> 00:42:53,675
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, mum.
528
00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:03,115
I'm sorry. I...
529
00:43:04,555 --> 00:43:06,115
I didn't mean any of that.
530
00:43:07,955 --> 00:43:09,755
I didn't mean any of it. I'm sorry.
531
00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:11,715
Mum?
532
00:43:14,275 --> 00:43:16,035
You have to forgive me.
533
00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:44,755
Hey, Sue. Hey.
534
00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:46,355
How was class?
535
00:43:49,035 --> 00:43:51,355
You were lying on the lawn, wasted.
536
00:43:51,475 --> 00:43:53,195
Yeah, everyone was wasted.
537
00:43:53,355 --> 00:43:55,355
Yeah, but you can't be single and
wasted and lying on the ground.
538
00:43:55,515 --> 00:43:57,635
It looks bad. Vicki says.
539
00:43:57,715 --> 00:43:59,395
Vicki says?
540
00:43:59,555 --> 00:44:02,235
What... you and Vicki are
best mates now or something?
541
00:44:02,715 --> 00:44:05,355
If you were just normal and did
it with him, we wouldn't even be...
542
00:44:05,515 --> 00:44:07,355
Well, why don't we just go to the next ball
543
00:44:07,515 --> 00:44:09,995
and I'll find another suitable
gent who's not hung like a donkey?
544
00:44:10,155 --> 00:44:12,195
- It's not funny, Debbie.
- I know.
545
00:44:12,355 --> 00:44:14,275
This is serious! You've gotta
be with someone in the gang.
546
00:44:14,355 --> 00:44:15,755
You can't act like a moll.
547
00:44:17,315 --> 00:44:19,315
I wasn't doing anything anyone else wasn't.
548
00:44:19,475 --> 00:44:21,555
Yeah, but you're not with
anyone, so it looks real bad.
549
00:44:21,635 --> 00:44:22,915
Piss off!
550
00:44:23,075 --> 00:44:25,275
You wouldn't have had the guts to
be in the gang if I didn't push you.
551
00:44:26,395 --> 00:44:29,155
Well, I'm in it, moll.
552
00:44:30,995 --> 00:44:32,595
Bitch.
553
00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:36,355
- Girls!
- I have to go, sir.
554
00:45:47,513 --> 00:45:49,633
Hey.
- Hi.
555
00:45:54,473 --> 00:45:56,393
Do you wanna go get a milkshake?
556
00:45:58,193 --> 00:46:00,193
Gotta meet Danny.
557
00:46:04,193 --> 00:46:05,713
OK.
558
00:46:05,793 --> 00:46:07,753
We can get one on the way.
559
00:46:12,313 --> 00:46:13,873
Chocolate and caramel?
560
00:46:14,953 --> 00:46:16,353
No.
561
00:46:17,433 --> 00:46:19,593
Caramel and chocolate.
562
00:46:21,593 --> 00:46:25,433
I insist upon chocolate and caramel!
563
00:46:25,593 --> 00:46:27,313
Well, we'll just have to flip a coin.
564
00:46:27,433 --> 00:46:28,793
Best of 11.
565
00:46:48,633 --> 00:46:51,073
Hey.
566
00:46:57,313 --> 00:46:58,793
I remember you.
567
00:46:58,913 --> 00:47:01,113
From the lawn party?
568
00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:05,433
Yeah. Exactly.
569
00:47:10,433 --> 00:47:12,273
Saw a pod of whales before.
570
00:47:12,433 --> 00:47:15,593
Really? Was it amazing?
571
00:47:17,113 --> 00:47:18,513
Yeah.
572
00:47:19,593 --> 00:47:21,313
I love whales.
573
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,033
Me too.
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