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Previously on
The L Word: Generation Q...
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Oh, shit!
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[TESS] I have got so
much on my plate already.
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[SHANE] I can help with that.
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Your help is how this happened.
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- [SHANE] Let me just stay out of your way then.
- [MOANING]
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- [DANI] Nat?
- [NAT] Hey, Gigi just called me.
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I can't get ready on my own,
and I didn't want you to be late.
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- [TAYLOR] It was nice to meet you.
- [ALICE] Yeah, you too.
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- [TAYLOR] And good luck on the show.
- [ALICE] You should stay and watch.
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[FINLEY] Congratulations on the baby.
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You're not supposed to know that.
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- Look, we're not having a baby.
- [FINLEY] We're fine.
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- We like each other, okay?
- No, we don't.
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And to be honest, I liked whoever
she was fucking while you were gone.
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[HENDRIX] My name is Samuel Hendrix.
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I am your professor. I am
happy you're in my class.
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[SOPHIE] I lost a contestant
for the dating game?
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Can you please do it for me?
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Contestant three, I choose you.
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- [CONFETTI POPS]
- [ALICE] You're funny.
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- For a regular gal.
- Yeah.
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[DANI] What is going on between you two?
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- [GIGI] I'm just confused.
- [DANI] I'm done.
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- [SOPHIE] You want to come over?
- Truce.
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[MARIBEL] I don't want
to push you into something
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that you're not ready for.
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I want to have a baby with you.
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- Hey, Tess?
- I'm sorry I snapped at you earlier.
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All is forgiven.
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- [TESS] Can we just go home?
- Great show.
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Ah...
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Uh, same-same to you.
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♪ I don't find trouble,
yeah, trouble finds me ♪
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ Boo, it's spooky season ♪
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- ♪ Yeah, spooky season ♪
- ♪ Boo ♪
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♪ It's spooky season, yeah... ♪
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Dani is in a very sensitive
place right now, okay?
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- Gotcha.
- She's probably...
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Oof, depressed, anti-social,
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- all of it. Mm-hmm.
- I get that.
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- Hi, hi.
- [SOPHIE] Hey.
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Oh, wow. Look at you. You look so good.
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Oh, thank you. You know, I feel good.
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- What's up, bud?
- What's up?
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- Sophie thought you'd be a mess.
- What? No.
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I didn't say a mess.
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She absolutely fucking said that.
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Not a mess.
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I just thought that, you
know, from the breakup...
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[DANI] Uh-huh. I am...
I am totally fine.
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I'm more than fine, actually.
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Guess who's coming to town tonight?
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If it's Harry Styles, can
you please get us tickets?
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- Is it Harry Styles?
- No.
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It is way better than that.
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- Okay. Doubtful.
- Uh, who is it?
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It's Roxy.
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- Roxy? What? [LAUGHS]
- Yeah.
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Wait, who's Roxy? Ooh, chocolate.
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- Mm-mm, it's sausage.
- Oh.
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- Ooh. Um...
- Sorry. [CHUCKLES]
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Roxy is Dani's bad friend.
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[WHISPERING] Ba-da, ba-da, bad...
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- She-she... No.
- Ooh.
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- She's not bad.
- Okay, yeah. The last time
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she was here, you guys ended up
in an orgy in San Luis Obispo.
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Shut the fuck up.
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- [SOPHIE] Mm-hmm.
- That... that was actually
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a leather party in the Valley,
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- and it was fun.
- [SOPHIE] Same thing.
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I love fun friends. I'm a
lot of people's fun friend,
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and I... that's a compliment from me.
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[DANI] She said that
she's gonna meet us here,
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but she's, like, two
hours late to everything,
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so I'm not gonna hold my breath. Um,
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she is going to be my wing-man tonight.
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- Hey.
- Oh, good for you,
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getting back on that horse.
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- Mess no more.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, we are going hard this Halloween.
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- Whoa. Okay. [CHUCKLES]
- Okay, now I'm scared.
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[GASPS] Roxy!
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- [SQUEALS, LAUGHS]
- D-Bag!
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Hi.
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- Happy Halloween, bitch.
- They're gonna end up in jail.
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Well, at least they'll
have you to bail them out.
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Aw, babe.
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♪ We can take it to the graveyard, yeah ♪
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♪ Singing boo-oo-oo, yeah ♪
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♪ Boo-oo-oo, yeah ♪
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♪ Show the living how the dead can dance ♪
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♪ Singing boo-oo-oo, yeah ♪
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[SUSTAINED BUZZING]
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[SNORING SOFTLY]
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[BUZZING STOPS]
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[ALICE] Good morning, sunshine. Wow.
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- You are a deep sleeper.
- I grew up near a firehouse.
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Learned to sleep through anything.
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- For real?
- [LAUGHS] No. I took
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a gummy at 2 a.m. because I woke up and
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- I couldn't fall back asleep.
- Well, I slept
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great because I was very tired from you.
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Wow.
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You got heels and, like, you
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look like Alice, the superstar. [LAUGHS]
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- What, this?
- Yeah.
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Oh, no. I dress like this for you.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hey, what about tonight?
Should we go to Dana's,
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- and, like, dress up?
- Oh, man.
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I wouldn't even need a costume
for tonight. I'm, like,
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halfway to Walking Dead extra.
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Just missing some
blood here, some dirt...
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I was thinking it could be really fun
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if we stay here and we do,
like, a scary movie marathon?
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I know you haven't left my
house in two days, but...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, good.
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- Okay, good, good.
- Yeah. Let's keep the zombie
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off the streets. I
like the way you think.
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Yes, because I have all these
great decorations,
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and I thought this could
be kind of fun to, like,
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- hang them all.
- Wow. [LAUGHS]
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You're, like, a Halloween person.
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Eh. I'm more like a girl who
steals things from work, but...
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- You're a thief. [LAUGHS]
- Yes, I'm a thief.
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- Good morning. Oh. Okay.
- Morning breath.
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Yeah, pumpkin-flavored.
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Um, I was gonna make you
coffee 'cause I thought,
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you know, you're sick
of making... coffee.
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- Yeah? Okay, good.
- Okay. Oh, that's really nice.
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Thanks. Do you have
any contact solution?
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[SIGHS]
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Mama, do you want to
dress up for Halloween?
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I found, I think it's Dorothy
from The Wizard of Oz...
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- Let me just finish her lip.
- [LAUGHS]
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Okay, I see how it is.
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Doesn't she look amazing? Look at this.
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[TESS] You look phenomenal.
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Yeah, there you go. Check that out. Huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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[TESS] I'm so happy to see that
you're still faithful to Dolly Parton.
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Oh, she's my higher power.
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- Patty?
- Hmm?
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- Ready for breakfast now?
- Yeah, sure am.
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- Okay.
- Oh, happy Halloween.
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Oh, also, the smoke machine
is gonna be delivered
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- at noon to the bar.
- You look good.
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- So, I'm gonna go sign for it.
- [TESS] Cool, thanks.
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- What were you last year, Ma? I forget.
- [PATTY] What? I don't know.
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[TESS] Hang on a second,
I'll find a photo.
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- [SHANE] Here you go.
- [PATTY] A photo?
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A photo of what?
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[TESS] It's, uh... hold on.
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I just got an email from the contractor.
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[PATTY] F... Wh... What
are you talking about?
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Are you good with n/naka
tonight for dinner?
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[PATTY] Uh, how am I
supposed to eat this?
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Do you need a... Could
you get her a spoon?
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Oh, Patty, I'm sorry. Yeah, of course.
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[PATTY] I don't have a spoon.
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- [SHANE] So?
- [SILVERWARE CLINKING]
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Are you...
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Are you good with n/naka? There you go.
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Uh, yeah. God, Gloria is gonna
be here at four, and then, yes.
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Okay.
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Oh, she's gonna get cold
in that. Can I grab this?
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- Hey. Hey.
- What?
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Here, Mama. Let's get this on.
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- [PATTY] What? For me?
- [TESS] Yeah.
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[PATTY] But that's
not part of my costume.
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[TESS] Well, you'll just
wear it for now, okay?
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- How's that?
- Good.
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[TESS] You know what?
How about we go for a walk
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around the reservoir
before Gloria gets here?
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Just you and me, Dolly. What do you say?
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[PATTY] I say, "Get my pocketbook."
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT] Okay, then, Mama.
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I'll get your pocketbook.
It's right here.
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[SHANE] Tess?
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[TESS] Maybe we sit by the
water a little while, huh?
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I'll see you... later? We'll touch base?
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Yes.
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Bye.
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You look just like the
real Dolly. [LAUGHS]
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[PATTY] Oh, get out of here.
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[MICAH] Okay, so I made
a whole list of questions
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for your coworker and their partner,
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so when we get there,
I kind of figure that...
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Ta-da.
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- [SCOFFS] No.
- What?
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No, I thought we nixed the avocado.
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But you said you'd think about it.
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Look, we're about to
meet the only trans,
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- non-binary parents that we know.
- And?
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And I don't want to
be there as an avocado.
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I have questions about life insurance
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- on the list.
- Except it's Halloween.
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[MICAH SIGHS]
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And I'm pretty sure their
family will be dressed up.
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Okay, well, do you have
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any other questions
that you want to add?
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[SCOFFS] I mean, "Why is
my baby zaddy so fine?"
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- [SIGHS] I'm serious, Maribel.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- What?
- Okay, just...
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let me know if you
think of anything, okay?
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And, uh, I'm sorry,
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but it's a "no" on the
avocado. I love you, though.
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- I do, I promise.
- No.
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Come on, I need another half.
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- ♪ Bad bitch ♪
- ♪ I'm-a roll up in a golden ♪
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♪ Carriage pulled by six
white stallions that match ♪
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♪ What I'm wearing, I walk in ♪
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♪ And my status is apparent ♪
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♪ And I fan myself with
feathers while I yawn in Paris ♪
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♪ My hair and my nails
and the heels that I'm on ♪
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♪ All look like the candy I got on my arm ♪
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♪ You can't taste the
candy I got on my arm ♪
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- Angie!
- Oh...
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- Hi. Oh, my God, guess what?
- Hi.
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I got my first professional gig.
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- What? Oh!
- I'm a paid actor.
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- Oh! Oh, my God!
- [SQUEALS]
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That's incredible. Bella.
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I'm the only undergrad
freshman who made it.
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Well, except for this one other person,
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but who cares about her. You
have to come see me tonight.
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It's one night only.
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Oh, that's such a bummer.
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I-I just... I-I can't.
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- What? No.
- Yeah,
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I have this... I have this
exam that I have to study for.
236
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Yeah, but you always have to study.
237
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It's like... you're missing college.
238
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I-I know. I'm-I'm really sorry,
239
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but, you know, I know
you're gonna kill it.
240
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- [STAMMERS] Got to go, break a leg.
- Angie.
241
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♪ Let them eat cake ♪
242
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♪ Let them eat cake, let them eat it ♪
243
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♪ You got to eat that cake ♪
244
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♪ Let them eat cake, let them eat cake ♪
245
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I'd like to do the
alternative assignment.
246
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[HENDRIX] Okay, have you
decided which work you want to use?
247
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R. erica doyle's proxy.
248
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Right, okay. So...
249
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all you have to do is re-imagine
that in a different medium.
250
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You could do a movement piece,
251
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a culinary work of art, a short film...
252
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- See you, Hendrix.
- Hey, uh, have a good day, Ben.
253
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[BENNY] Thanks.
254
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- Happy Halloween.
- [STUDENT] Hey, thanks. You, too.
255
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Oh, are you going to the...
256
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[CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
257
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
258
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:04,878
Hi.
259
00:09:05,592 --> 00:09:07,761
How do you always smell so good?
260
00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:11,810
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [COUGHS]
261
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,246
[BENNY] Sorry, I... left
my phone on the table.
262
00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:16,133
- All good, Ben.
- See you.
263
00:09:19,484 --> 00:09:21,152
[CHUCKLES]
264
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,922
["SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS" BY LVCRFT]
265
00:09:22,946 --> 00:09:24,841
♪ Spooky, scary skeletons send shivers ♪
266
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,700
♪ Down your spine ♪
267
00:09:26,741 --> 00:09:28,886
♪ Shrieking skulls will shock your soul ♪
268
00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:29,977
♪ And seal your doom tonight... ♪
269
00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,639
[MARIBEL] You should've
worn the avocado.
270
00:09:31,663 --> 00:09:33,331
I stand by my choice.
271
00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:38,156
- You know... I hope you're happy.
- Oh. Yeah, no. I-I...
272
00:09:38,181 --> 00:09:39,467
- [RETCHES]
- Fuck!
273
00:09:39,492 --> 00:09:40,993
Oh, shit. Fuck.
274
00:09:41,018 --> 00:09:42,732
- [CRYING]
- [MARIBEL] Micah, language.
275
00:09:42,757 --> 00:09:44,426
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
276
00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:46,654
I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
277
00:09:46,678 --> 00:09:49,472
- Oh, my God.
- You're okay, baby. Hey.
278
00:09:49,514 --> 00:09:51,474
Hey, Maribel.
279
00:09:51,516 --> 00:09:53,411
- Hey, you made it.
- [MARIBEL] Hi, Reese.
280
00:09:53,435 --> 00:09:56,062
- This is Micah. Micah, Reese.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
281
00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:57,748
- This is Phoenix.
- Hi, Phoenix. Hey...
282
00:09:57,772 --> 00:09:59,584
- So sorry about your shoe.
- No, I...
283
00:09:59,608 --> 00:10:00,984
Thank you for inviting us.
284
00:10:01,026 --> 00:10:03,653
- Yes, of course. I'm happy you're here.
- [MAX] Phoenix?
285
00:10:03,695 --> 00:10:05,864
Oh, sweetheart.
286
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,009
- Here, go to nibi.
- Come here.
287
00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:09,760
- This is my partner, Max.
- [MARIBEL] Hi.
288
00:10:09,784 --> 00:10:13,330
- Hi. It's nice to meet you both.
- Yeah. No, uh, same. Yeah.
289
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:15,999
Are you all right? Does your tummy hurt?
290
00:10:16,609 --> 00:10:19,002
All right, what do we
say we lay off the sugar
291
00:10:19,044 --> 00:10:21,272
- for a little bit? Yeah? Cool.
- Okay.
292
00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:22,477
[PHOENIX GROANS]
293
00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:25,776
And, um, if you follow me, I can
get you a wet wipe for that shoe.
294
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,779
I'm sorry, okay? I-I think I
made this all a lot worse.
295
00:10:28,803 --> 00:10:30,445
- Not at all.
- [REESE CHUCKLES]
296
00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:32,575
Let me tell you, puke
is just a part of it.
297
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,452
- [REESE] Yes.
- I mean, really. Yeah.
298
00:10:34,476 --> 00:10:36,078
- Come with me.
- [MICAH] Okay.
299
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,820
- Learning so much already.
- [CHUCKLES]
300
00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:42,960
[CHUCKLES] Well, let's get you a drink.
301
00:10:42,984 --> 00:10:44,242
- Yeah. [LAUGHS]
- Let's go.
302
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:46,130
[REESE] It's good to see
you out of the office.
303
00:10:46,154 --> 00:10:47,489
[MARIBEL] Right?
304
00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,367
But the publishing process just takes
305
00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:53,136
so goddamn long that, by
the time my debut dropped,
306
00:10:53,161 --> 00:10:57,457
I felt like a different writer,
and I can't even read it now, so...
307
00:10:57,499 --> 00:10:59,685
Yeah, I'm glad nobody else read it.
308
00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,629
- Mm... Mm.
- Stop.
309
00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:04,482
- Yep.
- No. Stop.
310
00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:06,633
[LAUGHS] I'm so sorry.
311
00:11:06,675 --> 00:11:08,778
I'm, like, on chapter
six of the audio book.
312
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,596
Oh, my gosh. It's like you
are sniffing my dirty laundry.
313
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,658
- No.
- I love that for me.
314
00:11:13,682 --> 00:11:15,809
[LAUGHS] No. What... um...
315
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,617
Um...
316
00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:19,501
I'm sorry. I don't
think I should be here.
317
00:11:19,526 --> 00:11:21,638
- What?
- Yeah.
318
00:11:21,663 --> 00:11:24,023
- No, no. It's okay.
- [SCOFFS]
319
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:27,463
Why'd you think I wanted to
go out on Halloween so bad?
320
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,445
I just thought you really
liked malt balls or something.
321
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:33,885
No, no, no, no. It is
because we can be us.
322
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,847
We're in disguise, and we're
gonna have a good night.
323
00:11:36,871 --> 00:11:38,349
- [LAUGHS] Okay.
- Come on.
324
00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:40,017
- [HOWLING SOUND PLAYS]
- There's a haunted house.
325
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:43,044
- Sorry, a what?
- [LAUGHS]
326
00:11:43,086 --> 00:11:44,897
- Oh, my gosh.
- No, no, no, no.
327
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,716
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, my God. Yes!
328
00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:48,985
- Come on.
- Oh, my God.
329
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,844
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, SCREAMING]
330
00:11:50,885 --> 00:11:52,697
- Okay.
- [ANGIE] Come on, it's just
331
00:11:52,721 --> 00:11:54,828
the drama department. It's
not gonna be scary at all.
332
00:11:54,853 --> 00:11:57,522
Uh...
333
00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,854
Okay. Um, but, if I
see a clown... Mm-mm.
334
00:12:00,895 --> 00:12:03,273
There's not gonna be a clown.
335
00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:05,334
- Are you sure?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
336
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,776
Can...
337
00:12:06,818 --> 00:12:09,338
How do you see where
you're stepping? Like...
338
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,530
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
339
00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:13,199
♪ Show me your city ♪
340
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,411
♪ Space it right ♪
341
00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:21,374
♪ Show me your city ♪
342
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,793
♪ Shine bright ♪
343
00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,879
♪ Oh, oh, ooh, babe... ♪
344
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,566
- She's cute.
- Duh. She looks like a mistake.
345
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,602
- [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah, but, like, the good kind.
346
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,622
Hello?
347
00:12:34,647 --> 00:12:37,575
- [DANI] Shane? No.
- [ROXY] What? She's fucking hot.
348
00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:39,992
[DANI] Uh... She-She's
got a serious girlfriend.
349
00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:41,369
Yeah, she'd probably still
sleep with you anyway.
350
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,872
[ROXY] Oh, shit. I don't fuck with that.
351
00:12:42,897 --> 00:12:44,156
[FINLEY] What are you
starting rumors for?
352
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,974
She's with Tess. They're,
like, fucking married.
353
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,641
Come here, Finn.
354
00:12:47,776 --> 00:12:50,086
I just think that, the other day, I...
355
00:12:50,111 --> 00:12:51,422
[ROXY] What about her?
356
00:12:51,446 --> 00:12:54,240
- I sort of, maybe, saw something and...
- No way. Bullshit.
357
00:12:54,282 --> 00:12:56,274
You're nuts. Hey, uh,
358
00:12:56,299 --> 00:12:58,655
these are from the
folks over in the booth.
359
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,875
Let me know if you guys
need anything else, okay?
360
00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:02,762
- Well, look at that.
- Oh.
361
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,061
- Cheers.
- Thank you.
362
00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:06,223
Well, what am I? Fucking invisible?
363
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,371
- No. You're just not single.
- Mm.
364
00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:11,502
Okay, but they don't know that.
365
00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:13,984
[SIGHS] What's wrong with me?
366
00:13:14,009 --> 00:13:15,446
[ROXY] Well, the costume's not great.
367
00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:16,574
- [DANI] She's right.
- Oh, come on.
368
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:18,126
Are you kidding me right now?
369
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,729
Look at this shit right here.
Look at this gangster shit.
370
00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:22,875
- [ROXY] Yeah, we're looking at it.
- [DANI] It's not good.
371
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,856
I am "raining cats and
dogs." Meow, ruff, ruff.
372
00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:26,881
- Definitely not.
- No.
373
00:13:27,028 --> 00:13:30,582
[SOPHIE] Really? Come on,
it's funny. I made this.
374
00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:32,585
- Yeah, I can tell.
- Aw, fuck.
375
00:13:32,626 --> 00:13:34,812
[ROXY] Look, you're hot,
but the costume's not.
376
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,148
Come with us. Let's-let's fix this.
377
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:39,734
All right. I spent
the whole day at Ross's
378
00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,778
putting this together.
You know, in that section
379
00:13:41,802 --> 00:13:43,362
where they got all
the crystals and stuff?
380
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:44,614
[DANI] That's clear. Less
clothing, less is more.
381
00:13:44,638 --> 00:13:45,698
[SOPHIE] It's Halloween.
382
00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:49,267
[LAUGHTER, CHATTER]
383
00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:51,333
So, they actually
carried our first child.
384
00:13:51,358 --> 00:13:53,831
- Can you hold?
- Yeah, it was totally unplanned.
385
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:56,775
[MAX] It was before Reese and I
were together. I was dating this
386
00:13:56,817 --> 00:13:59,027
gay cis guy, and he was, like...
387
00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:01,464
- he turned out to be the worst.
- [SCOFFS] Yeah, no, I, uh...
388
00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:03,031
I dated one of those, too, so...
389
00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:06,701
And our middle two is
from my first marriage.
390
00:14:06,743 --> 00:14:09,597
- The boring old hetero way.
- [MAX] And then we adopted Phoenix
391
00:14:09,622 --> 00:14:11,654
from foster care last year.
392
00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:13,142
- Hey, Phoenix?
- [PHOENIX] Yeah?
393
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,519
[MAX] Honey, will you come and eat some
394
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:17,629
- of this turkey jerky?
- Thank you, nibi.
395
00:14:17,671 --> 00:14:19,840
She is gonna crash big-time.
396
00:14:19,881 --> 00:14:22,800
Wait, so do they call you both nibi?
Or where did that come from?
397
00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:26,363
Oh, no, no, no. So, I'm
dama and Max is nibi.
398
00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:29,367
- [MARIBEL] That's so cute.
- [REESE] Yeah, we like it.
399
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:31,619
[MAX] Yeah, we just sort
of figured, you know,
400
00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,204
- "dad" is just a sound.
- Mm.
401
00:14:33,228 --> 00:14:34,997
I mean, the meaning is totally made up.
402
00:14:35,021 --> 00:14:36,624
[MARIBEL] Aw, that's
really funny because,
403
00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:39,095
for the longest time,
I thought "dad" was just
404
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,487
- a person my mom made up, so...
- [REESE LAUGHS]
405
00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:45,007
- Same, honey.
- [MARIBEL] Right?
406
00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:46,992
But, baby girl,
407
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,636
you got to get rid of that
shit before the baby comes.
408
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:53,039
Trust me, it'll hit you
when you least expect it.
409
00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:55,362
Yeah, wow, um...
410
00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:59,339
- That's a lot.
- Makes sense, though.
411
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,726
[MAX] Are you two in therapy?
412
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,968
Uh, yeah, I mean, I am,
413
00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:07,762
and, uh, I'm a therapist as well,
so I kind of live in that world.
414
00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:10,181
- Oh.
- Yeah, no, I do not.
415
00:15:10,223 --> 00:15:11,826
[MAX] We just found it so helpful
416
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,870
to get on the same
page about everything.
417
00:15:14,128 --> 00:15:15,687
You know, parenting...
418
00:15:15,729 --> 00:15:18,374
[REESE] And life. So much pops up,
419
00:15:18,398 --> 00:15:19,941
so it's just so much easier
420
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:23,486
if you have the same
shared guiding principles.
421
00:15:23,511 --> 00:15:25,405
Oh, we have one. [CHUCKLES]
422
00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:27,174
- "Don't drop the baby."
- [REESE] Girl.
423
00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:28,658
Obviously, don't drop the baby.
424
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,369
- You better quit playing. [LAUGHING]
- I'm not gonna drop the baby.
425
00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:33,556
But, like, no, what happens if we do?
426
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,266
[MAX] I mean, generally,
they'll be all right.
427
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:38,418
[REESE] Yeah, they bounce
right back. [LAUGHS]
428
00:15:39,294 --> 00:15:42,589
- [SCREAMING]
- [ANGIE LAUGHS]
429
00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:44,609
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- What?
430
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,720
Oh, my God. Calm down.
431
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,362
- What?
- You're screaming.
432
00:15:48,386 --> 00:15:50,448
You're like... [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
433
00:15:50,472 --> 00:15:52,074
Stop. You should've seen your face.
434
00:15:52,098 --> 00:15:55,103
You were like, "Oh, my
God. Hold me, help me."
435
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,311
Why you looking at me?
436
00:15:56,353 --> 00:15:57,580
- You just screamed...
- [BOTH LAUGH]
437
00:15:57,604 --> 00:15:58,897
I wasn't like that.
438
00:15:58,939 --> 00:16:00,833
- [LAUGHS]
- Okay, you were squeezing my arm
439
00:16:00,857 --> 00:16:02,543
so hard, I thought you were trying
440
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:04,211
- to take my blood pressure.
- No, I wasn't. [LAUGHS]
441
00:16:04,235 --> 00:16:06,738
[BOTH LAUGHING]
442
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,345
Okay. Oh, my gosh.
443
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:11,302
Well, either way, I just have to say,
444
00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:13,578
that was the most fun I've had
445
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,306
- in a really long time.
- Yeah?
446
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,590
Mm-hmm.
447
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:20,569
- Me, too.
- [LAUGHS]
448
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:29,737
- [BELLA] G!
- Oh, my God.
449
00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:31,989
- Shit.
- [BELLA] I knew that was you.
450
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:33,864
You play too much, acting like
you weren't gonna come see me.
451
00:16:33,889 --> 00:16:35,934
Oh, my God, surprise.
452
00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:39,287
- I'd never miss your first gig.
- Who's that guy you're kissing, hmm?
453
00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:41,862
Oh, I don't know. Just...
some guy I met in line.
454
00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:43,417
- Oh.
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
455
00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:44,651
Sorry.
456
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,088
Congratulations,
though. That's... great.
457
00:16:47,119 --> 00:16:50,426
- You know, I'll-I'll see you at home.
- Okay.
458
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,169
See ya.
459
00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:59,611
Ugh, that was close. I
don't think she saw us.
460
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,455
[SIGHS]
461
00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:06,271
Um...
462
00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:10,927
- I'm sorry. Um...
- What?
463
00:17:10,969 --> 00:17:12,594
Is something wrong?
464
00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:19,352
Is it, like... is it, like,
awkward, um...
465
00:17:19,526 --> 00:17:21,305
that I'm, like, your teacher?
466
00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:24,737
No. 'Cause when we met, you weren't...
467
00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:26,752
- Yeah. Right, right.
- You... We weren't.
468
00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:28,445
Yeah.
469
00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:30,238
[LAUGHS]
470
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,115
[BOTH LAUGH]
471
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,952
- But I like you.
- I like you, too.
472
00:17:35,994 --> 00:17:38,872
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Okay.
473
00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:40,725
- [GRUNTS]
- Okay, I'm gonna need some help.
474
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,792
[GRUNTS]
475
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:46,004
♪ Darling, go, watch your head ♪
476
00:17:46,046 --> 00:17:49,716
♪ Don't look down, baby, under the bed ♪
477
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:52,677
♪ Let it show what you bred... ♪
478
00:17:52,719 --> 00:17:54,763
[PHONE RINGING]
479
00:17:56,431 --> 00:17:59,517
- Hey.
- Hey, um, so bit of a snag.
480
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,954
- Um, they sent a new nurse.
- [SHANE] Okay.
481
00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:05,815
It's not Gloria, it's, um... Hold on.
482
00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:07,358
Hey, what was your name again?
483
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,462
- Uh, Victor.
- Victor.
484
00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:12,405
- They sent Victor.
- All right, well, then,
485
00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:15,051
get him situated, and then
come down here and meet me.
486
00:18:15,075 --> 00:18:19,234
- No, I don't think that I can do that.
- [SIGHS] Tess, it's dinner.
487
00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:21,307
It's gonna be a few
hours. It's just that.
488
00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:22,767
Okay, no, you're not listening to me.
489
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,048
I'm not gonna leave my
mom alone with a stranger.
490
00:18:25,073 --> 00:18:27,897
But he's not a stranger, he comes
from the same agency Gloria...
491
00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:30,219
Okay, look, I said that
I'm not doing it, okay?
492
00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:33,802
- All right.
- Okay.
493
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:34,987
- I got to go.
- Do you want...
494
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:36,697
- [LINE BEEPS]
- Hello?
495
00:18:36,721 --> 00:18:38,723
[SOMBER MUSIC]
496
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,769
[SIGHS]
497
00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:55,281
All right, how are you gonna
make me look hotter?
498
00:18:55,323 --> 00:18:56,801
- [GASPS] Not Seth.
- [ROXY] Yeah.
499
00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:58,803
- For starters. Yeah.
- [SOPHIE] What?
500
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,960
- Oh, my God.
- What about this thing?
501
00:19:00,985 --> 00:19:02,640
I think we can split it at the seams.
502
00:19:02,664 --> 00:19:05,500
- What? Split it?
- Okay.
503
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,465
Are you serious?
504
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:08,962
[YELPS] Oh, my...
505
00:19:09,003 --> 00:19:11,232
- So much better. That's nice.
- Bye.
506
00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:13,604
- Pilates arms.
- You guys...
507
00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:15,277
I love that. That looks really good.
508
00:19:15,301 --> 00:19:16,737
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
509
00:19:16,761 --> 00:19:18,781
The costume doesn't
even make sense anymore.
510
00:19:18,805 --> 00:19:20,116
You got to show a little skin, baby.
511
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,408
[DANI] Didn't make sense to begin with.
512
00:19:21,432 --> 00:19:23,202
[SOPHIE] What are you talking about?
513
00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:24,769
Look at that, spooky.
514
00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:27,689
At least now, you...
515
00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:30,567
can have some swag for Halloween.
516
00:19:30,608 --> 00:19:32,586
- Oh, my God.
- Look at that.
517
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,362
Is it better, really?
518
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:36,114
Pssh. You look...
519
00:19:36,156 --> 00:19:37,258
- Sexy.
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:19:37,282 --> 00:19:38,305
Okay.
521
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,469
All right, I'm gonna go
pee. It's gonna take me
522
00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:42,763
a minute to get these pants back up.
523
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:45,432
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- You do look cute, for real.
524
00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:47,167
[GASPS]
525
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:49,669
- Excuse me.
- What?
526
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:53,006
- She is into you.
- What? No.
527
00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:55,192
Yeah, she wants to
fuck. She wants to go.
528
00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:56,694
No, no. She's like that with everyone.
529
00:19:56,718 --> 00:19:58,154
- No, she is not.
- Yeah, she is.
530
00:19:58,178 --> 00:20:00,763
Stop it. Trust me, she's into you.
531
00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,199
- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- Get it.
532
00:20:02,223 --> 00:20:05,685
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Okay, let's game plan.
533
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:08,605
If we don't like any
of the prospects here,
534
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:10,875
there is a rooftop screening of Bound
535
00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:13,272
on the Eastside. Could be some cuties.
536
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:16,029
Or we could Uber to the WeHo Carnaval.
537
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,530
Uh, that might be a shit show.
538
00:20:17,572 --> 00:20:19,967
I think I heard about
a block party in Venice.
539
00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:22,052
- We could check that out...
- Do you, uh,
540
00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:24,672
want to... go home with me?
541
00:20:25,676 --> 00:20:28,583
To watch reruns of One Tree Hill or...
542
00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:31,703
I'm... yes, but, uh, no.
543
00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:36,539
I mean, like, you know,
I'm single, you're single.
544
00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:41,772
- Could be fun?
- I'm halfway out the door, baby.
545
00:20:42,672 --> 00:20:46,351
Okay. [LAUGHS] Let's do it.
546
00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:48,908
[CLEARS THROAT]
547
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,976
[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING]
548
00:20:55,675 --> 00:21:01,216
_
549
00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:03,201
[TENSE MUSIC]
550
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:13,980
[SIGHS] Hey, uh...
551
00:21:15,581 --> 00:21:18,433
- you good?
- Uh, yeah.
552
00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:24,061
Yeah, yeah, I'm good. [CLEARS THROAT]
553
00:21:28,549 --> 00:21:30,270
[DOOR OPENS]
554
00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:31,479
[DOOR CLOSES]
555
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,565
- What do you mean you want to go?
- I'm tired.
556
00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:37,854
It's early, though. I mean,
it's, it's not even eight.
557
00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:40,464
Look, I didn't come
here to get interrogated.
558
00:21:40,488 --> 00:21:42,800
I just... Can we just go home, please?
559
00:21:42,824 --> 00:21:45,302
I haven't even gotten
through half of my questions.
560
00:21:45,326 --> 00:21:46,953
I don't know. Just Google them.
561
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,139
You know you can't really
Google these kinds of questions.
562
00:21:49,163 --> 00:21:53,138
Honestly, I didn't know that
they were gonna be this nosy.
563
00:21:53,163 --> 00:21:56,254
Yeah. No, I know, but... I
don't know, I still like 'em.
564
00:21:56,296 --> 00:22:00,321
And, look, I... This is
important, you know, for me.
565
00:22:00,346 --> 00:22:03,761
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- Babe, I know.
566
00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:06,931
You should stay, though,
but I'm gonna go home, okay?
567
00:22:06,973 --> 00:22:12,973
- Okay. Yeah, okay. Love you.
- Love you, too.
568
00:22:13,247 --> 00:22:14,766
[CHILD] Excuse me.
569
00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:18,484
- Um, can I have a cupcake?
- Hi. Want a cupcake?
570
00:22:18,526 --> 00:22:20,462
- Yeah.
- Okay, yeah, for sure.
571
00:22:20,486 --> 00:22:22,840
Here you go. Happy
Halloween. Love your costume.
572
00:22:22,864 --> 00:22:26,929
- [CHILD] Thank you.
- [ADULT] Wow. A princess.
573
00:22:30,997 --> 00:22:34,038
[HORROR SOUNDTRACK PLAYING ON TV]
574
00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:35,875
[ALICE] Oh, God.
575
00:22:35,934 --> 00:22:38,269
Oh, God, it's gonna get bad.
576
00:22:39,178 --> 00:22:40,298
Oh...
577
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,866
- Oh, it's bad.
- Mm.
578
00:22:42,091 --> 00:22:45,077
- It's bad.
- Oh, yeah, it's so bad.
579
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,985
- Are you not watching?
- Oh, no, no, I totally am.
580
00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:53,061
Are you asleep? Oh, my God.
This has happened to me before.
581
00:22:53,102 --> 00:22:56,481
Okay, it's just, my-my
eyes are burning like hell
582
00:22:56,522 --> 00:22:58,917
because I've been in the
same contacts for 48 hours.
583
00:22:58,941 --> 00:23:00,836
Well, why don't you just take it out?
584
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,903
Because one of them now
feels like it's, like,
585
00:23:02,936 --> 00:23:06,485
- lodged up in my brain or something.
- Why didn't you tell me?
586
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:09,209
Because you wake up looking like
you're in a tampon commercial.
587
00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:11,847
Okay, is that a compliment?
'Cause that kind of feels
588
00:23:11,871 --> 00:23:14,182
- like it could go either way.
- It's just, you're like...
589
00:23:14,207 --> 00:23:15,892
you're like this perfect person.
590
00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:17,895
- Ah...
- And-and I drool, and...
591
00:23:17,919 --> 00:23:19,897
- [LOUD THUD]
- [BOTH SHRIEK]
592
00:23:19,921 --> 00:23:21,648
- [ROLLING SOUND]
- What was that?
593
00:23:21,672 --> 00:23:23,692
I-I don't know 'cause I can't see.
594
00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:27,053
[ROLLING, THUD]
595
00:23:27,585 --> 00:23:29,514
- Maybe a squirrel?
- [THUD]
596
00:23:29,555 --> 00:23:30,866
Okay, that's-that's not a squirrel.
597
00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:32,743
- [LOUD THUD]
- [SCREAMS] Okay, okay.
598
00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,661
- Oh, my God. What? What? Wait.
- Somebody's trying to break in.
599
00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:36,205
- No. You serious?
- Find my phone. Find my phone.
600
00:23:36,229 --> 00:23:37,373
- Find my phone.
- I don't have your phone.
601
00:23:37,397 --> 00:23:40,299
- [ROLLING]
- Fuck! It's in the kitchen.
602
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:43,247
[ROLLING]
603
00:23:43,272 --> 00:23:45,792
- [LOUD THUD]
- [BOTH SCREAMING]
604
00:23:53,121 --> 00:23:55,540
♪ How high can you take me, baby? ♪
605
00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:58,584
♪ Feel me lately, make me lazy... ♪
606
00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:01,254
- Don't worry. It is just me.
- Oh.
607
00:24:01,295 --> 00:24:03,232
- Thank God it was just you.
- [LAUGHS]
608
00:24:03,256 --> 00:24:06,342
♪ Take two, can you make it memorable? ♪
609
00:24:06,384 --> 00:24:09,345
♪ How high can you take me, baby? ♪
610
00:24:09,387 --> 00:24:12,348
♪ Feel me lately, make me lazy ♪
611
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:15,435
♪ You make me dizzy, dizzy,
spinning round the room ♪
612
00:24:15,476 --> 00:24:19,439
♪ Make me dizzy, dizzy,
all my daisies bloom ♪
613
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,792
♪ Now I'm a sucker,
sucker, lolli, lolli ♪
614
00:24:21,816 --> 00:24:23,609
♪ Hotter than a cup of coffee ♪
615
00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:25,151
♪ You're my secret garden... ♪
616
00:24:25,176 --> 00:24:27,237
Oh, wait, wait, wait,
wait. I got you something.
617
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,727
- What?
- Wait, wait, wait.
618
00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,924
♪ A little sweet and sour
always does me right... ♪
619
00:24:31,951 --> 00:24:33,453
Bam.
620
00:24:33,494 --> 00:24:35,472
- Come on.
- [LAUGHS]
621
00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:39,542
- You didn't have to get me anything.
- Oh, I did. I really did.
622
00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:41,478
♪ We can make the magic happen... ♪
623
00:24:41,502 --> 00:24:43,963
- So they have your initials...
- Oh, wow.
624
00:24:44,005 --> 00:24:45,774
On the inside. I don't know.
625
00:24:45,798 --> 00:24:47,484
I just saw them. I thought of you.
626
00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:49,343
I thought they were amazing, and
627
00:24:49,385 --> 00:24:53,639
- you owe me a fucking haircut, so...
- You're right, I do.
628
00:24:53,681 --> 00:24:55,433
I really do.
629
00:24:55,475 --> 00:24:59,145
♪ How long till you see me tremble? ♪
630
00:24:59,187 --> 00:25:02,440
♪ Take two, can you make it memorable? ♪
631
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,984
I should move that. Yeah.
632
00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:07,546
- All right.
- Mm-hmm. [GRUNTING]
633
00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:11,365
♪ How far can you take me, baby? ♪
634
00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:14,202
♪ How far can you take? ♪
635
00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:16,180
- ♪ How far can you take me? ♪
- [LAUGHS]
636
00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:18,765
Don't laugh at me.
I'm trying to be sexy.
637
00:25:18,789 --> 00:25:21,167
♪ How far can you take? ♪
638
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:25,296
- [BUSY SIGNAL SOUNDING]
- How can 911 be busy?
639
00:25:25,338 --> 00:25:28,811
It's Halloween. I mean, this
is the Super Bowl of mischief.
640
00:25:28,836 --> 00:25:30,301
We should've gone out.
641
00:25:30,343 --> 00:25:33,471
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Just deep breaths, okay?
642
00:25:33,513 --> 00:25:35,115
- Okay. [SIGHS]
- Breathe.
643
00:25:35,139 --> 00:25:37,326
My mother warned me. She warned me not
644
00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:39,161
to turn my panic room
into a wine cellar.
645
00:25:39,185 --> 00:25:40,829
- I should have listened.
- [LOUD THUD]
646
00:25:40,853 --> 00:25:45,042
- Oh, fuck, we're gonna die!
- All right, you know what? Fuck it.
647
00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:46,960
- I'm gonna go check it out. Oh.
- What?
648
00:25:46,984 --> 00:25:48,629
I can't see my own death coming anyway,
649
00:25:48,653 --> 00:25:50,047
and if it does happen,
then you'll have time
650
00:25:50,071 --> 00:25:53,824
- to run out the back.
- Taylor?
651
00:25:53,866 --> 00:25:57,036
Taylor? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
652
00:25:57,078 --> 00:26:01,165
Care... No. Oh, Taylor, be care...
653
00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:02,643
- [THUD]
- [TAYLOR] Ow!
654
00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:05,378
- Oh! Fuck. Fuck.
- Oh, fuck!
655
00:26:05,403 --> 00:26:06,696
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
656
00:26:07,713 --> 00:26:09,358
- [THUD]
- Oh, fuck.
657
00:26:09,382 --> 00:26:10,758
[DOOR OPENS]
658
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,221
[PUMPKIN SCREAMS, LAUGHS]
Happy Halloween.
659
00:26:15,263 --> 00:26:19,100
- I think it came back to haunt you.
- When we tell this story,
660
00:26:19,141 --> 00:26:20,744
we're gonna tell it really differently.
661
00:26:20,768 --> 00:26:22,538
Oh, hell no, uh-uh.
[LAUGHING] We're telling it
662
00:26:22,562 --> 00:26:24,998
- just like it happened.
- [LAUGHING] No.
663
00:26:25,022 --> 00:26:29,860
- [ALICE] Mmm.
- What was that for?
664
00:26:29,902 --> 00:26:32,905
Well, you were gonna save my life.
665
00:26:32,947 --> 00:26:35,241
Yeah. Yeah, you know what?
666
00:26:35,283 --> 00:26:38,769
- [LAUGHING] I was gonna save your life.
- You like me.
667
00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:40,788
Of course I like you.
668
00:26:41,789 --> 00:26:44,268
You're hiding medical
emergencies from me.
669
00:26:44,292 --> 00:26:46,270
[LAUGHS] Well, you know what?
670
00:26:46,294 --> 00:26:48,627
I've been at your house for three days,
671
00:26:48,652 --> 00:26:51,410
and you have never once
had anything in your teeth.
672
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:55,595
You-you wore white pants and
ate a whole plate of nachos,
673
00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:58,836
and you didn't spill a drop. I mean...
674
00:26:59,198 --> 00:27:00,908
who are you?
675
00:27:01,769 --> 00:27:03,853
I can show you who I am.
676
00:27:04,148 --> 00:27:08,232
I just didn't know if
we were, you know, there.
677
00:27:08,274 --> 00:27:12,570
Yeah. Exactly. I mean,
I didn't know either.
678
00:27:12,595 --> 00:27:14,555
[SOFT, GENTLE MUSIC]
679
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,560
- But are we?
- [SIGHS]
680
00:27:20,484 --> 00:27:22,827
You gonna let me take that
contact out of your eye?
681
00:27:22,852 --> 00:27:24,895
Oh, my God, would you, please?
682
00:27:27,301 --> 00:27:28,898
Yeah, doesn't look so good.
683
00:27:34,547 --> 00:27:37,053
- [PATTY] I need to go to the bathroom.
- Okay.
684
00:27:37,515 --> 00:27:42,371
- Come on, let's get you up.
- [GROANING]
685
00:27:46,145 --> 00:27:47,730
Come on.
686
00:27:47,772 --> 00:27:49,666
- Oh. I can use the thing.
- The bedpan? No. Remember?
687
00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:52,451
The doctor said that it's
good for you to get up
688
00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:54,904
- and move around? Oh.
- No, no, no. I can use the bedpan.
689
00:27:54,945 --> 00:27:58,282
No, you're not gonna use the
bedpan. The doctor said to get up.
690
00:27:58,307 --> 00:28:00,327
Come on, we can do this. Come on.
691
00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:01,803
- Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh.
- Oh, sorry.
692
00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:04,181
Oh, God. No, you can.
Come on. The doctor said
693
00:28:04,205 --> 00:28:05,974
it's good for you to
get up and move around,
694
00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:08,793
- so we can, we can do this.
- [GROANING] Oh, stop. Stop.
695
00:28:09,343 --> 00:28:12,273
- Mom, why are you fighting me?
- [PANTING]
696
00:28:13,089 --> 00:28:14,965
I don't want to be your patient.
697
00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:18,052
- Mom, I don't mind.
- Victor! Victor?
698
00:28:18,094 --> 00:28:19,488
- [VICTOR] Yes?
- No, Victor, we're fine.
699
00:28:19,512 --> 00:28:20,656
- You sure?
- We don't, we don't need Victor.
700
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,740
I'm-I'm right here.
701
00:28:21,764 --> 00:28:25,184
I don't want you. I want Victor!
702
00:28:25,226 --> 00:28:26,870
- [VICTOR] What's going on?
- Victor, come here!
703
00:28:26,894 --> 00:28:29,897
- It's... We're...
- She's trying to kill me.
704
00:28:29,939 --> 00:28:32,692
No, I'm not. I'm not. Okay?
705
00:28:32,733 --> 00:28:34,670
We've done this before.
We can... you know,
706
00:28:34,694 --> 00:28:36,546
I'm gonna get you up and you're
gonna go to the bathroom, okay?
707
00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:37,964
- Come on.
- [PATTY GROANS]
708
00:28:37,988 --> 00:28:39,549
- Come on. Come on.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
709
00:28:39,573 --> 00:28:41,894
You need to let me go.
710
00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:44,787
Oh, oh... let me go.
711
00:28:44,829 --> 00:28:46,306
- Let me go.
- Okay.
712
00:28:46,584 --> 00:28:48,999
- Oh, this is not right.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
713
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,961
[GROANS] I want to go
live in the nursing home.
714
00:28:52,002 --> 00:28:54,213
No, you... no, you don't.
715
00:28:54,255 --> 00:28:57,216
- [SNIFFLES] No, you don't.
- I know what I want,
716
00:28:57,258 --> 00:29:01,303
and it's not this.
It's not this, Theresa.
717
00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:03,532
- Um...
- It's not this.
718
00:29:03,556 --> 00:29:06,980
- Okay. Okay.
- [PATTY] Victor. Victor.
719
00:29:07,005 --> 00:29:09,478
Okay. Um...
720
00:29:09,969 --> 00:29:11,021
She... There's a...
721
00:29:11,063 --> 00:29:12,457
- I-I know.
- Okay.
722
00:29:12,481 --> 00:29:16,193
- I-I saw them. I got this.
- Okay.
723
00:29:17,695 --> 00:29:19,965
[VICTOR] You're good. You're okay.
724
00:29:19,989 --> 00:29:22,116
♪ River of words ♪
725
00:29:22,158 --> 00:29:24,160
♪ Bury me alive ♪
726
00:29:24,201 --> 00:29:26,535
♪ River of words ♪
727
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,354
♪ Bury me alive ♪
728
00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,483
- Boo!
- Jesus Christ.
729
00:29:38,507 --> 00:29:40,885
[LAUGHING]
730
00:29:40,926 --> 00:29:42,428
You really scared me.
731
00:29:42,470 --> 00:29:44,531
[QUIETLY] They, uh,
they stripped me down
732
00:29:44,555 --> 00:29:46,742
so you could see a little more skin.
733
00:29:46,766 --> 00:29:48,702
- Oh, did they?
- Mm-hmm.
734
00:29:48,726 --> 00:29:50,120
[LAUGHS] Oh, my God.
735
00:29:50,144 --> 00:29:52,772
- You like it?
- Yeah, you look sexy.
736
00:29:52,813 --> 00:29:54,607
Oh, thank you.
737
00:29:54,648 --> 00:29:56,108
[CHUCKLES]
738
00:29:56,423 --> 00:29:58,091
Mmm...
739
00:29:59,987 --> 00:30:02,048
- Hey.
- Hey.
740
00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:04,784
I'm sorry I didn't tell
you about Shane earlier.
741
00:30:04,825 --> 00:30:06,803
It was stupid. [SIGHS]
742
00:30:06,828 --> 00:30:09,467
What? Why are you doing this?
743
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:13,709
I talked to Shane. It's... She didn't...
744
00:30:13,751 --> 00:30:15,270
- [SIGHS]
- Well, um...
745
00:30:15,294 --> 00:30:19,875
She's probably hiding
it from you because...
746
00:30:20,446 --> 00:30:22,110
she's embarrassed about what she did.
747
00:30:22,134 --> 00:30:24,613
I mean, she can't just
come out and say it.
748
00:30:24,637 --> 00:30:26,096
She's ashamed.
749
00:30:26,138 --> 00:30:28,768
Is that what it felt
like for you with me?
750
00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:32,853
Um... yeah. I-I guess.
I mean, still does.
751
00:30:33,793 --> 00:30:37,191
- [FINLEY] So, why do you do it?
- That's not something that I do.
752
00:30:37,233 --> 00:30:39,680
I mean, I have done it, but...
753
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:42,506
- I don't know about that.
- You don't know about what?
754
00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:46,715
I just mean, like, you know,
you kind of have a pattern.
755
00:30:47,082 --> 00:30:50,054
I do not have a pattern.
I made a mistake.
756
00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:52,706
You cheated on your girlfriend
before Dani, too, with Dani.
757
00:30:52,748 --> 00:30:54,542
Yeah, I was 20 years old.
758
00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:56,353
And then you slept with
someone while I was in rehab.
759
00:30:56,377 --> 00:30:59,505
- It's not not a pattern.
- [SLOW, PLAINTIVE MUSIC]
760
00:31:03,217 --> 00:31:05,362
Is that what you think about?
When you think about me?
761
00:31:05,386 --> 00:31:07,157
No. Mm...
762
00:31:08,036 --> 00:31:14,036
I have to answer that again.
Um... [EXHALES] Sometimes.
763
00:31:16,897 --> 00:31:20,479
Wow. So this is why
we're not having sex.
764
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,170
What? What does that have to do with...
765
00:31:22,194 --> 00:31:24,381
All this fucking bullshit is sitting
766
00:31:24,412 --> 00:31:28,317
between you and me all the time.
And you can't see me.
767
00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:31,096
You can only see the
people that I've fucked
768
00:31:31,121 --> 00:31:33,372
and the mistakes that I've made.
769
00:31:33,414 --> 00:31:36,041
And then you look at me
like I'm fucking crazy
770
00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:38,210
for following the
rules that you made up.
771
00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:41,100
But I'm here. I'm still here.
772
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:44,042
And I can't do anything but
wait for you to trust me.
773
00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:47,641
So, tell me, Fin, when are
you gonna stop punishing me?
774
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,357
I don't want to punish you.
775
00:31:49,382 --> 00:31:51,782
- That's not...
- You know...
776
00:31:51,807 --> 00:31:55,002
- I'm just gonna go home.
- Wow.
777
00:31:57,104 --> 00:31:59,064
[PULSING, DRAMATIC MUSIC]
778
00:32:04,612 --> 00:32:06,071
[SIGHS]
779
00:32:06,113 --> 00:32:08,240
[SPUTTERS]
780
00:32:09,742 --> 00:32:11,243
Fuck.
781
00:32:11,285 --> 00:32:13,054
[WAITRESS] Here you go.
Have a great night, okay?
782
00:32:13,078 --> 00:32:14,264
[SOPHIE] Thank you.
783
00:32:14,288 --> 00:32:16,248
[NAVA'S "BONES" PLAYING]
784
00:32:16,290 --> 00:32:20,002
♪ You know I feel alone
without you on my bones ♪
785
00:32:22,989 --> 00:32:26,258
- You're not leaving, are you?
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, I...
786
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:28,694
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I am.
- Damn.
787
00:32:28,719 --> 00:32:31,722
I was just gonna ask if
I could buy you a drink.
788
00:32:31,764 --> 00:32:33,265
Um...
789
00:32:33,307 --> 00:32:38,528
I have a girlfriend.
But... thank you. Really.
790
00:32:39,438 --> 00:32:42,274
- Have a good night.
- Have a good night.
791
00:32:42,316 --> 00:32:44,109
♪ On my bones, hey ♪
792
00:32:44,151 --> 00:32:46,904
♪ On my bones ♪
793
00:32:46,946 --> 00:32:50,074
♪ Run, run, run ♪
794
00:32:50,115 --> 00:32:54,828
- [PANTING]
- ♪ Run, run, run ♪
795
00:32:55,871 --> 00:33:00,292
♪ I can't seem to face up to the facts ♪
796
00:33:00,334 --> 00:33:04,797
♪ I'm tense and nervous
and I can't relax ♪
797
00:33:04,838 --> 00:33:08,926
♪ I can't sleep 'cause
my bed's on fire ♪
798
00:33:08,968 --> 00:33:13,889
♪ Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire ♪
799
00:33:13,931 --> 00:33:17,309
♪ Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? ♪
800
00:33:17,351 --> 00:33:22,481
♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa,
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better ♪
801
00:33:22,523 --> 00:33:24,149
♪ Run, run, run, run ♪
802
00:33:24,191 --> 00:33:28,654
♪ Run, run, run away ♪
803
00:33:28,696 --> 00:33:33,075
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
804
00:33:33,117 --> 00:33:35,828
♪ Ay-ya-ya-ya, ooh ♪
805
00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:51,343
♪ We are vain and we are blind ♪
806
00:33:51,385 --> 00:33:54,972
♪ I hate people when
they're not polite ♪
807
00:33:55,014 --> 00:33:57,808
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
808
00:33:57,850 --> 00:34:00,185
♪ Ay-ya-ya-ya, ooh ♪
809
00:34:00,227 --> 00:34:04,023
♪ Run, run, run, run ♪
810
00:34:04,064 --> 00:34:05,316
[MAX] Thanks for coming.
811
00:34:05,317 --> 00:34:06,580
- [GUEST] Hey, thanks for having us, Max.
- See you, buddy.
812
00:34:06,581 --> 00:34:08,736
- [CHILD] Thanks.
- [GUEST] Good night. See you soon.
813
00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:10,696
- [MICAH] Hi.
- [MAX] Oh, hey. Great.
814
00:34:10,738 --> 00:34:12,448
You guys are still here.
815
00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:15,509
Yeah. Yeah, uh, well, Maribel
had to call it a night.
816
00:34:15,534 --> 00:34:18,704
But, um... I still have,
817
00:34:18,746 --> 00:34:21,224
like, a laundry list of
questions about parenting
818
00:34:21,248 --> 00:34:23,204
and I just thought, well,
maybe you're open to it,
819
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:25,544
and if you weren't too
tired, we could grab a beer
820
00:34:25,586 --> 00:34:26,962
and you could answer some more?
821
00:34:27,004 --> 00:34:28,523
- Sure. I'd love to.
- Yeah? Awesome.
822
00:34:28,547 --> 00:34:30,692
- Definitely.
- Thank you. It's, um...
823
00:34:30,716 --> 00:34:33,069
I don't know, I-I-I know
that we don't really...
824
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:38,989
- know each other, but, um... this is...
- It's special. This.
825
00:34:39,014 --> 00:34:41,810
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
exactly. Exactly. It is.
826
00:34:41,852 --> 00:34:43,854
I mean, it is for me, too.
827
00:34:43,896 --> 00:34:45,666
- Really?
- Yeah.
828
00:34:45,691 --> 00:34:47,625
'Cause... I'm the one
who gets to tell you
829
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,611
how great it's gonna be.
Your whole life.
830
00:34:50,948 --> 00:34:53,634
You get to reinvent
everything for yourself
831
00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:55,574
and be your own kind of...
832
00:34:55,998 --> 00:34:58,678
your own kind of parent
and your own kind of man.
833
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:02,901
Yeah, I'm excited for you.
834
00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:05,793
Wow. [EXHALES]
835
00:35:05,834 --> 00:35:08,796
Uh... it's a, it's a little
harder to cry now, on "T," but...
836
00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:13,884
- Oh, yeah. I know that.
- [CHUCKLES]
837
00:35:14,694 --> 00:35:15,928
So glad to meet you.
838
00:35:15,969 --> 00:35:18,680
- I appreciate that.
- Let me just make sure
839
00:35:18,722 --> 00:35:21,117
Reese is all good with the
kids and then we'll head out.
840
00:35:21,141 --> 00:35:23,907
- Sound good?
- Sure. That sounds perfect.
841
00:35:23,932 --> 00:35:26,562
- Awesome. I'll be right back.
- Okay.
842
00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:34,398
[SIGHS]
843
00:35:37,341 --> 00:35:39,206
[DOOR OPENS]
844
00:35:39,979 --> 00:35:42,219
[SHANE] Hey.
845
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:43,991
[SCOFFS]
846
00:35:44,623 --> 00:35:47,183
- [PATRONS CHATTERING NEARBY]
- [MUSIC PLAYING]
847
00:35:51,089 --> 00:35:52,511
[FINLEY] I trusted you.
848
00:35:53,929 --> 00:35:56,358
I defended you. I just, I...
849
00:35:58,234 --> 00:36:01,658
I don't know who you are anymore.
It's like... [SCOFFS]
850
00:36:01,682 --> 00:36:03,713
Tess is fucking perfect, man.
851
00:36:03,738 --> 00:36:05,537
- Mm.
- And when I see you two,
852
00:36:05,561 --> 00:36:06,871
I'm like, "Holy shit, that's it.
853
00:36:06,895 --> 00:36:10,646
That's-that's, that is what I want.
That makes perfect sense."
854
00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:12,901
And then you have to
go shit all over it.
855
00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:15,070
I saw you, Shane.
856
00:36:15,531 --> 00:36:19,658
Oh, my God. I got to... get out of here.
857
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,228
I looked up to you,
858
00:36:21,253 --> 00:36:23,598
and you're a real
fucking disappointment.
859
00:36:23,704 --> 00:36:26,331
[DOOR OPENS]
860
00:36:26,356 --> 00:36:28,150
[DOOR CLOSES]
861
00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:32,985
[UPBEAT, PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
862
00:36:39,553 --> 00:36:42,639
Hey. [CHUCKLES]
863
00:36:42,681 --> 00:36:46,602
- You like the view?
- It's not bad, not bad.
864
00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:58,322
♪ If I tell you I want you ♪
865
00:36:58,363 --> 00:37:00,592
♪ It don't mean that I need you ♪
866
00:37:00,616 --> 00:37:02,844
♪ I'm the hand that can feed you ♪
867
00:37:02,868 --> 00:37:04,870
♪ And you know I'm-a feed you ♪
868
00:37:04,912 --> 00:37:07,006
♪ I'm making big waves now ♪
869
00:37:07,031 --> 00:37:09,330
♪ Parting the seas on the way down ♪
870
00:37:09,355 --> 00:37:11,100
♪ I'm polishing my crown ♪
871
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,539
♪ Show some respect, boy, and bow down ♪
872
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,392
♪ My body is a temple ♪
873
00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:18,919
♪ Assume your position... ♪
874
00:37:20,212 --> 00:37:23,597
- The view is even nicer than I thought.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
875
00:37:23,639 --> 00:37:25,474
♪ My mind is influential ♪
876
00:37:25,515 --> 00:37:28,018
♪ Make me your religion ♪
877
00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:30,062
♪ And show me how you worship ♪
878
00:37:36,443 --> 00:37:38,906
♪ Let me see you worship ♪
879
00:37:38,931 --> 00:37:41,806
- Meow.
- [LAUGHS]
880
00:37:43,909 --> 00:37:48,080
♪ Show me how you worship ♪
881
00:37:48,121 --> 00:37:49,766
♪ You say I'm so good, oh, my goodness ♪
882
00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:51,893
♪ You treat me like I am a goddess ♪
883
00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:53,519
- Ah. Ow.
- Oh.
884
00:37:53,543 --> 00:37:55,613
[LAUGHING] I'm sorry. You okay?
885
00:37:55,638 --> 00:38:00,978
Yeah. This, uh... this
earring... it stuck me.
886
00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:03,657
It's all good.
887
00:38:05,237 --> 00:38:07,641
Do you want to put some
music on? What's up?
888
00:38:07,878 --> 00:38:09,171
Uh...
889
00:38:10,475 --> 00:38:12,413
- Sorry.
- You okay?
890
00:38:13,268 --> 00:38:14,940
What's going on?
891
00:38:15,169 --> 00:38:17,254
Um, I...
892
00:38:19,186 --> 00:38:22,639
I think I'm, I think I'm still
in love with my ex-girlfriend.
893
00:38:23,187 --> 00:38:24,564
Shit.
894
00:38:25,784 --> 00:38:27,986
- Sorry.
- Okay.
895
00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:32,269
Um... it's okay, man.
896
00:38:33,297 --> 00:38:35,462
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, honey.
897
00:38:38,422 --> 00:38:40,316
- Have you cried about it yet?
- No.
898
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:42,318
[ROXY] No? Oh, okay, here.
899
00:38:42,342 --> 00:38:44,197
Put my leg around you.
900
00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:46,656
Come here. You got to let it out.
901
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,616
- Come on.
- [CHUCKLES]
902
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,784
[CHUCKLING] Let it out.
903
00:38:49,808 --> 00:38:51,852
[CRYING]
904
00:38:53,882 --> 00:38:55,926
What's wrong with me?
905
00:38:57,548 --> 00:38:59,002
[ROXY] Nothing.
906
00:38:59,118 --> 00:39:01,161
There's nothing wrong with you.
907
00:39:02,279 --> 00:39:05,368
- It's okay, baby.
- [SNIFFLING]
908
00:39:07,409 --> 00:39:09,053
Is this what you
imagined it would be like
909
00:39:09,077 --> 00:39:11,180
for our first time
hooking up? [LAUGHING]
910
00:39:11,204 --> 00:39:12,692
Oh, oh, yeah.
911
00:39:13,081 --> 00:39:14,624
The snot's a bit extra.
912
00:39:14,649 --> 00:39:16,889
[LAUGHS] Ew.
913
00:39:18,258 --> 00:39:20,339
God, you feel so good.
914
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:22,734
I know, these are the best kind of hugs.
915
00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:25,344
- Arms and legs.
- [CHUCKLES]
916
00:39:25,704 --> 00:39:27,373
Thank you.
917
00:39:31,028 --> 00:39:33,588
- How's the eye?
- [TAYLOR] It's good.
918
00:39:34,728 --> 00:39:36,706
- Oh, it's actually better.
- Oh, good.
919
00:39:36,730 --> 00:39:37,836
Yeah.
920
00:39:38,559 --> 00:39:40,376
- What do you got?
- Okay.
921
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,887
Ready? Um, all right.
922
00:39:44,653 --> 00:39:45,864
I have to wear this every night
923
00:39:45,906 --> 00:39:47,842
because I grind the
shit out of my teeth.
924
00:39:47,866 --> 00:39:49,201
So...
925
00:39:49,242 --> 00:39:52,120
Okay. All right, that's not a bad start.
926
00:39:52,162 --> 00:39:53,162
- Need more?
- Mm-hmm.
927
00:39:53,163 --> 00:39:54,163
- Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
928
00:39:54,164 --> 00:39:56,792
Mm-hmm. Got it.
929
00:39:57,844 --> 00:39:59,503
I have to wear these sometimes
930
00:39:59,544 --> 00:40:01,397
because my neighbor
decided to sell their house
931
00:40:01,421 --> 00:40:03,048
to the drummer of Maroon 5.
932
00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:05,401
And I know everyone loves
that band, but I'm not a fan.
933
00:40:05,425 --> 00:40:07,137
I'm gonna need some of those.
934
00:40:07,278 --> 00:40:11,014
What else do I have? So
many things wrong with me.
935
00:40:11,056 --> 00:40:12,825
- [TAYLOR] Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I know.
936
00:40:12,849 --> 00:40:15,894
Um, when I'm really stressed out,
937
00:40:15,936 --> 00:40:19,940
I have to watch clips
of The Voice Australia.
938
00:40:20,098 --> 00:40:22,401
- [LAUGHS] Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
939
00:40:22,664 --> 00:40:24,508
I know that it's really
940
00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,464
not good for the
environment and all, but...
941
00:40:26,488 --> 00:40:27,697
Oh... what?
942
00:40:28,270 --> 00:40:30,409
[QUIETLY] I love Styrofoam cups.
943
00:40:30,450 --> 00:40:32,095
- Oh, I kind of unders...
- [LAUGHING] Yeah. Yeah.
944
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:34,413
Yeah. I get it. I get it.
945
00:40:34,454 --> 00:40:36,039
I don't have a driver's license.
946
00:40:36,081 --> 00:40:37,392
- What?
- Mm-mm.
947
00:40:37,416 --> 00:40:38,476
Oh, we... Oh, wait. No. No. Mm-mm.
948
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,754
- What?
- No. One sec.
949
00:40:44,685 --> 00:40:47,165
- Okay, I'm ready.
- Yeah, you are.
950
00:40:54,975 --> 00:40:57,018
♪ I'm a little strange ♪
951
00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:58,996
- ♪ Got poison in my veins ♪
- [PHONE CHIMES]
952
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:02,441
♪ They don't know who
they're talking to ♪
953
00:41:02,482 --> 00:41:05,902
♪ I'm a, I'm a, I'm a ♪
954
00:41:05,944 --> 00:41:08,780
- ♪ I'm a mad ♪
- _
955
00:41:08,822 --> 00:41:11,158
♪ Madwoman ♪
956
00:41:12,622 --> 00:41:14,665
♪ Madwoman ♪
957
00:41:17,164 --> 00:41:18,641
[MAX] Shane?
958
00:41:18,879 --> 00:41:20,560
- [SHANE] Max.
- [MAX] Hey.
959
00:41:20,584 --> 00:41:24,254
Oh, my God, Max. How you doing?
960
00:41:24,296 --> 00:41:25,940
- I'm great.
- Wow, hi.
961
00:41:26,104 --> 00:41:28,019
It's-it's wild to see you here.
962
00:41:28,049 --> 00:41:29,259
This is my place.
963
00:41:29,301 --> 00:41:30,975
- It is?
- Yeah.
964
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,644
- It's so nice. Wow.
- Thank you.
965
00:41:32,668 --> 00:41:34,873
I'm so happy to see you doing so well.
966
00:41:34,898 --> 00:41:38,442
Yeah, what has it been? Uh, I
mean, what are we going on?
967
00:41:38,466 --> 00:41:41,302
- Twelve, 13 years?
- Yeah. About that.
968
00:41:41,344 --> 00:41:43,113
I've-I've... so much has happened.
969
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:45,824
I feel like I've lived a thousand lives
since I've seen you last.
970
00:41:45,848 --> 00:41:48,934
- Well, all good ones, I hope.
- Yeah.
971
00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:50,787
- I've got four kids.
- What?
972
00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:52,998
You have four kids? Are you serious?
973
00:41:53,022 --> 00:41:56,442
Yeah. It's a madhouse for
sure. But... It's so joyful.
974
00:41:56,484 --> 00:41:58,170
- Wow.
- What about you?
975
00:41:58,194 --> 00:42:02,156
Did you settle down or are you
still being Shane? [CHUCKLES]
976
00:42:02,198 --> 00:42:04,575
- Oh...
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
977
00:42:04,617 --> 00:42:07,745
Yeah. No, no, no. No, I'm not.
978
00:42:07,787 --> 00:42:11,248
I-I-I have a girl. You
know? She's-she's great.
979
00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:12,517
- That's great.
- She's great.
980
00:42:12,541 --> 00:42:15,086
- I'm happy for you.
- Thank you.
981
00:42:15,127 --> 00:42:18,506
And it seems like you've changed
a lot, which is... it's cool to see.
982
00:42:20,383 --> 00:42:22,672
So for what it's worth...
983
00:42:23,304 --> 00:42:25,012
just want to apologize.
984
00:42:25,054 --> 00:42:28,849
- For how we were back then.
- I'm great, man.
985
00:42:28,891 --> 00:42:31,328
- Good.
- I'm happy and...
986
00:42:31,352 --> 00:42:34,897
- I hope you're happy, too.
- I'm trying.
987
00:42:34,939 --> 00:42:37,167
Good to see you, Max.
Really good to see you.
988
00:42:37,501 --> 00:42:39,836
Listen, anything you'd
like tonight, please.
989
00:42:39,906 --> 00:42:42,426
- On the house, all right?
- Good to see you.
990
00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:47,535
- You, uh, you two know each other?
- Yeah. I mean, we used to.
991
00:42:47,576 --> 00:42:48,929
- Yeah.
- Small world.
992
00:42:48,953 --> 00:42:50,347
- Uh, here.
- Thanks.
993
00:42:50,371 --> 00:42:51,890
I, uh, just had a few more questions
994
00:42:51,914 --> 00:42:53,392
- if you've got some time still.
- Sure, yeah.
995
00:42:53,416 --> 00:42:54,601
- Yeah?
- Should we sit down?
996
00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,061
Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks.
997
00:42:56,085 --> 00:42:58,021
All right, what... So, what do you got?
998
00:42:58,045 --> 00:42:59,773
Well, uh, so, with the diapers...
999
00:42:59,797 --> 00:43:01,400
how do you know when to change them?
1000
00:43:01,424 --> 00:43:02,609
Like, just when they smell or... ?
1001
00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:07,363
[LAUGHS] You know... listen. First off,
1002
00:43:07,388 --> 00:43:09,408
can I tell you something
that I wish I'd have known?
1003
00:43:09,432 --> 00:43:11,576
Yeah, yeah, God. Anything. Please.
1004
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,729
Just don't forget to
have fun, too. Okay?
1005
00:43:14,770 --> 00:43:16,665
- Okay.
- What else?
1006
00:43:16,689 --> 00:43:19,042
Uh, well, okay, this one sounds stupid,
1007
00:43:19,066 --> 00:43:21,670
but I'm, like, I'm genuinely worried.
Like, what if the kid is weird?
1008
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,075
[LAUGHS]
1009
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,240
[SIGHS]
1010
00:43:26,282 --> 00:43:30,087
[MARIBEL] Ugh, fuck
this city on Halloween.
1011
00:43:30,743 --> 00:43:32,180
[SOPHIE] Rough night?
1012
00:43:32,204 --> 00:43:36,083
[SCOFFS] I spent two hours
waiting for an accessible Lyft.
1013
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:38,978
- Where's Micah?
- Oh, he's talking to a real
1014
00:43:39,003 --> 00:43:41,648
smart-ass who told me to
resolve my daddy issues
1015
00:43:41,809 --> 00:43:44,425
- before I have a baby.
- Oh, my gosh.
1016
00:43:44,467 --> 00:43:46,886
[BOTH GROAN]
1017
00:43:46,927 --> 00:43:50,639
- Wait, is there SweeTarts in there?
- Yeah. Um...
1018
00:43:51,974 --> 00:43:53,493
[WHISPERING] Yes.
1019
00:43:53,517 --> 00:43:58,230
- Do you think I'm like Dad?
- Fuck, I hope not.
1020
00:43:58,272 --> 00:43:59,837
- I'm serious.
- [CHUCKLES]
1021
00:43:59,862 --> 00:44:03,903
Do you think I'm, like... a cheater?
1022
00:44:05,588 --> 00:44:07,173
I mean, you do have a pattern.
1023
00:44:07,198 --> 00:44:08,425
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1024
00:44:08,449 --> 00:44:09,784
That's exactly what Finley said.
1025
00:44:09,825 --> 00:44:12,262
Whoa, okay, that is the only thing
1026
00:44:12,286 --> 00:44:14,473
- Finley and I have in common.
- [SIGHS]
1027
00:44:14,973 --> 00:44:19,157
- I fucking love her.
- I know you do.
1028
00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:22,296
You know, and I don't
want to be like Dad.
1029
00:44:22,338 --> 00:44:24,816
Can you believe that
bastard just left us?
1030
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,884
Oh, my God.
1031
00:44:26,909 --> 00:44:29,269
They all leave. Fuck 'em.
1032
00:44:34,850 --> 00:44:36,462
[SMACKS LIPS] But not Micah.
1033
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,103
Mm-mm.
1034
00:44:38,145 --> 00:44:42,134
Micah is not Dad, okay?
1035
00:44:42,525 --> 00:44:45,247
Micah is...
1036
00:44:46,070 --> 00:44:51,492
[SIGHS] ... is a kind, sweet, anxious...
1037
00:44:51,517 --> 00:44:54,620
[LAUGHS] perfect person.
1038
00:44:54,662 --> 00:44:56,759
He ain't ever gonna leave you.
1039
00:44:57,039 --> 00:44:58,975
- Are you sure?
- Mm-hmm.
1040
00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:01,228
[QUIETLY] You could be
nicer to him sometimes.
1041
00:45:01,252 --> 00:45:04,213
[SCOFFS] Okay.
1042
00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:06,573
- Sometimes.
- Mm.
1043
00:45:08,454 --> 00:45:10,080
You're not Dad.
1044
00:45:12,221 --> 00:45:13,352
[CLICKS TONGUE]
1045
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,732
[SIGHS] But how do you... ?
1046
00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:20,062
How do you know for sure?
1047
00:45:20,949 --> 00:45:23,164
Bitch, 'cause I can see you.
1048
00:45:23,649 --> 00:45:25,582
Even when you can't see yourself.
1049
00:45:27,018 --> 00:45:29,258
- I promise.
- Mm.
1050
00:45:31,699 --> 00:45:33,367
Okay.
1051
00:45:33,409 --> 00:45:36,820
- I do have to tell you something.
- What?
1052
00:45:38,247 --> 00:45:41,333
SweeTarts is the dumbest
fucking candy to love.
1053
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,061
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
1054
00:45:43,086 --> 00:45:44,379
Wow.
1055
00:45:46,815 --> 00:45:48,750
_
1056
00:45:48,775 --> 00:45:50,775
_
1057
00:45:51,969 --> 00:45:55,539
- [MUTTERS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
1058
00:45:55,863 --> 00:45:57,197
Hey.
1059
00:45:58,267 --> 00:46:01,213
- How was the rest of the night?
- Good.
1060
00:46:01,238 --> 00:46:06,241
- Bella, you were so, so good.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
1061
00:46:06,650 --> 00:46:08,986
So... who's the guy?
1062
00:46:09,028 --> 00:46:11,452
- Uh... what guy?
- Come on, G.
1063
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,205
Don't be like that. I
thought we were friends.
1064
00:46:14,658 --> 00:46:16,511
[SCOFFS] You look so intimidating
1065
00:46:16,535 --> 00:46:18,221
- with this makeup on.
- I know.
1066
00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:20,432
- Okay.
- [LAUGHS] Spill.
1067
00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:24,418
It's just the fact that it's
really new and nobody knows...
1068
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:26,438
- [GASPS, SQUEALS]
- about it yet.
1069
00:46:26,462 --> 00:46:29,012
- Okay.
- A secret boyfriend. Yes!
1070
00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:30,674
Okay, wait, tell me everything.
1071
00:46:30,716 --> 00:46:32,235
Okay, what do you want to know? [LAUGHS]
1072
00:46:32,259 --> 00:46:33,761
Everything.
1073
00:46:33,802 --> 00:46:36,180
- Go.
- [EXHALES]
1074
00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:40,768
- He's my creative writing instructor.
- Girl! [LAUGHING]
1075
00:46:40,809 --> 00:46:42,436
Oh, my!
1076
00:46:42,478 --> 00:46:43,538
- Yeah?
- [GASPS]
1077
00:46:43,562 --> 00:46:46,065
This is a scandal I am
here for, so please spill.
1078
00:46:46,106 --> 00:46:48,426
[ROXY] So good.
1079
00:46:49,485 --> 00:46:50,921
[DANI] Oh, it's burnt.
1080
00:46:50,945 --> 00:46:52,130
- [LAUGHS] Whoops.
- Okay.
1081
00:46:52,271 --> 00:46:53,959
Thank you for coming home.
1082
00:46:54,657 --> 00:46:58,454
- Huh. Anything for you, baby.
- So what's next?
1083
00:46:58,479 --> 00:47:01,413
Mm, my brother just
bought a boutique hotel
1084
00:47:01,455 --> 00:47:02,998
on the beach in Costa Rica.
1085
00:47:03,023 --> 00:47:05,304
- Might help him set it up.
- Okay.
1086
00:47:06,251 --> 00:47:09,655
And, um... why don't
you just stay in L.A.?
1087
00:47:10,297 --> 00:47:11,757
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1088
00:47:11,799 --> 00:47:13,318
'Cause you're not
ready to be my wife yet.
1089
00:47:13,342 --> 00:47:14,969
[SCOFFS]
1090
00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:17,428
Okay. Really, though.
1091
00:47:17,453 --> 00:47:18,704
No, I-I'm being real.
1092
00:47:20,265 --> 00:47:22,866
Call me when that heart
heals. I'll come running.
1093
00:47:26,647 --> 00:47:30,150
- Hey, mami... you know what?
- What?
1094
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,454
- ♪ Hey, mami ♪
- You sexy.
1095
00:47:32,486 --> 00:47:34,339
- Oh!
- ♪ Hey, mami... ♪
1096
00:47:34,363 --> 00:47:35,840
- Oh.
- Remember?
1097
00:47:35,864 --> 00:47:37,759
- This is the... Okay, hold on.
- Yeah, yeah.
1098
00:47:37,783 --> 00:47:39,344
- This is what I know. What?
- ♪ Hey, mami, you sexy ♪
1099
00:47:39,368 --> 00:47:41,513
- Okay.
- You got it? Whoa.
1100
00:47:41,557 --> 00:47:43,682
- Whoa.
- Oh, yeah.
1101
00:47:43,706 --> 00:47:45,600
- ♪ Hey, mami, you beautiful ♪
- [LAUGHING]
1102
00:47:45,624 --> 00:47:49,086
♪ Hey, mami, you sexy,
hey, mami, you sexy ♪
1103
00:47:49,128 --> 00:47:50,689
- [BOTH VOCALIZING]
- ♪ Hey, mami, you sexy ♪
1104
00:47:50,713 --> 00:47:52,816
♪ Hey, hey, can I get that number? ♪
1105
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,591
♪ Hey, mami, you sexy ♪
1106
00:47:54,633 --> 00:47:56,677
♪ Hey, mami, you beautiful ♪
1107
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,780
- ♪ Hey, mami, you sexy ♪
- [LAUGHING]
1108
00:47:58,804 --> 00:48:00,347
♪ British guys playin' rugby ♪
1109
00:48:00,389 --> 00:48:01,866
♪ Brooklyn boys who want to thug me ♪
1110
00:48:01,890 --> 00:48:03,159
♪ Skanky, cranky, foogly, oogly ♪
1111
00:48:03,183 --> 00:48:05,019
♪ Slammin' dudes that ♪
1112
00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:06,663
- ♪ Hey, mami ♪
- I fucking love you.
1113
00:48:06,687 --> 00:48:08,348
- ♪ Hey, mami ♪
- I love you.
1114
00:48:08,389 --> 00:48:09,832
♪ You cute ♪
1115
00:48:28,359 --> 00:48:29,652
You were right...
1116
00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:31,910
about everything.
1117
00:48:33,270 --> 00:48:34,772
I'm sorry.
1118
00:48:49,756 --> 00:48:51,007
I'm...
1119
00:48:54,186 --> 00:48:57,738
I want to trust you, I
just, I don't know how.
1120
00:49:00,032 --> 00:49:03,494
Well, we're gonna figure this out. Okay?
1121
00:49:03,535 --> 00:49:07,664
I just can't stop thinking
about this person you slept with
1122
00:49:07,706 --> 00:49:09,166
while we were on a break.
1123
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,519
- They didn't mean anything.
- I know that,
1124
00:49:11,543 --> 00:49:14,147
but I think my imagination
is just way worse than the real thing.
1125
00:49:14,171 --> 00:49:15,380
Finley.
1126
00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:18,675
- I know. But... Please.
- [SCOFFS]
1127
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,260
Will you just tell me everything?
1128
00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:23,336
[SIGHS]
1129
00:49:25,903 --> 00:49:27,154
Okay.
1130
00:49:27,366 --> 00:49:29,326
[EXHALES]
1131
00:49:32,523 --> 00:49:33,941
[MARIBEL CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1132
00:49:33,982 --> 00:49:37,450
My God, you look adorable.
1133
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:41,339
Okay, pass me my phone. I need
to remember this moment forever.
1134
00:49:41,365 --> 00:49:42,842
- Really?
- Yeah.
1135
00:49:42,866 --> 00:49:44,969
- Do you?
- Yes.
1136
00:49:44,993 --> 00:49:46,787
Okay, but it's just for you.
1137
00:49:46,829 --> 00:49:48,223
- Yeah, we'll see.
- Not even Sophie.
1138
00:49:48,247 --> 00:49:50,040
Um, I don't know about that.
1139
00:49:50,082 --> 00:49:52,467
Okay, go. Let's see.
1140
00:49:53,168 --> 00:49:54,889
- [CAMERA CLICKS]
- [MARIBEL GIGGLES]
1141
00:49:54,914 --> 00:49:56,874
Oh, amazing.
1142
00:49:58,841 --> 00:50:00,342
Look.
1143
00:50:02,010 --> 00:50:03,229
It should be fun.
1144
00:50:03,574 --> 00:50:05,760
- It should be.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1145
00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:09,452
I'm sorry I'm such a pain in the ass.
1146
00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:11,496
[CHUCKLES] It's okay.
1147
00:50:11,738 --> 00:50:13,123
Really, I mean, I had fun tonight.
1148
00:50:13,147 --> 00:50:17,818
- And... I really needed that.
- Yeah?
1149
00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:19,379
Yeah. You looked pretty good, too.
1150
00:50:19,403 --> 00:50:21,803
- Thanks.
- [CHUCKLES]
1151
00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:36,588
- Don't leave me, okay.
- I won't.
1152
00:50:37,171 --> 00:50:39,173
Not ever.
1153
00:50:39,214 --> 00:50:42,384
- But be nicer.
- [CHUCKLES]
1154
00:50:44,261 --> 00:50:49,683
- Can I take this off now?
- No. I kind of like it.
1155
00:50:49,725 --> 00:50:51,476
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1156
00:50:52,436 --> 00:50:54,271
Okay, thank you.
1157
00:50:54,313 --> 00:50:55,898
All right, good night.
1158
00:50:55,939 --> 00:50:58,942
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
1159
00:50:58,984 --> 00:51:01,464
- Hey.
- Are you ready?
1160
00:51:05,908 --> 00:51:07,635
- Yeah.
- Mm.
1161
00:51:07,659 --> 00:51:09,745
As much as I'd like to...
1162
00:51:11,470 --> 00:51:12,679
I can't.
1163
00:51:13,866 --> 00:51:17,161
Maybe let's just...
let's not say anything.
1164
00:51:17,186 --> 00:51:18,669
Okay.
1165
00:51:18,694 --> 00:51:21,647
And let's just call
this exactly what it was.
1166
00:51:23,342 --> 00:51:24,782
And what was that?
1167
00:51:27,035 --> 00:51:28,474
An awakening.
1168
00:51:29,932 --> 00:51:31,558
For both of us.
1169
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,685
[CHUCKLES]
1170
00:51:33,727 --> 00:51:37,522
You know, you really, um,
you brought me back to life.
1171
00:51:37,564 --> 00:51:40,376
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1172
00:51:42,778 --> 00:51:45,888
This meant... a lot to me.
1173
00:51:46,782 --> 00:51:48,784
No, I mean that, I mean that.
1174
00:51:48,865 --> 00:51:51,367
- So, please.
- Okay.
1175
00:51:54,156 --> 00:51:56,951
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1176
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:01,160
Take care.
1177
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:20,854
Uh...
1178
00:52:22,385 --> 00:52:24,136
Fuck you, Shane.
1179
00:52:25,494 --> 00:52:27,376
- [GASPS]
- [PATRONS GASPING]
1180
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:31,397
- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
... for www.addic7ed.com ...
1181
00:52:31,422 --> 00:52:33,829
♪ We keep on falling apart ♪
1182
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♪ Falling, falling, falling ♪
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♪ We keep on falling apart ♪
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♪ Falling, falling ♪
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♪ Into things, oh, the things ♪
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♪ That we do to another ♪
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♪ We keep on falling apart ♪
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