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our christmas was ruined and yours would

have been too imagine you and your

husband had made two cute snowmen

outside your house and woke up the next

morning to find a third snowman sticking

a large knife into your husband's

snowman's chest well when that happened

to us i knew instantly that he was back

you see many years ago when i was a

teenager my stepbrother moved in with us

and told me check out this news article

isn't it rad the title said step

siblings get married and have three kids

i cringed so hard and screamed what's

wrong with you you creep huh do you

think it's weird of course you weirdo

god dennis had zero emotional

intelligence and he obviously had a

crush on me but at least i knew he was

harmless and a kind person he actually

spent most weekends helping out at

animal shelters or so i thought because

a few days later i was making pancakes

and i felt someone's hot breath on my

neck i screamed and saw that it was

dennis he said do you like my friend

michael you've met him right michael

told me he loves you and dreams about

you every single night ew stop it i

don't like you and i don't like michael

stop dreaming about me you freaks you

see i had met my stepbrother's friend

michael and he was the biggest weirdo of

them all one time he was at her house

saying you know what i did last weekend

i caught five rats in one night one of

them is as big as a cat and i've put

them all in a rat park where they're

making lots of rat babies now want to

come over and see them

i would rather kill myself and go home

with you you creep i wanted him to feel

rejected and go sulk somewhere but he

responded oh i love it when you play

hard to get

so yeah he was a big weirdo and things

got creepier one night my mom and dad

were out of town when my stepbrother

dennis said you and i have to declutter

the basement dad will pay us 40 bucks

each if we help i could use the 40 bucks

so i agreed and followed dennis down the

stairs to the basement dennis had a

thing for me

sure but he was a dumb fudge a nice guy

after all so i wasn't scared of him

well big mistake cause suddenly he

grabbed me and forced me into a chair i

screamed i'm going to kill you but he

just wrapped a rope around me real tight

so i couldn't run away

sorry but i owe my friend michael a

favor and he just wants a chance to get

to know you so please talk to him for a

few hours i bet you'll fall in love with

him

i spit right in his face but he just

left and then michael came in

oh he looked so pleased with himself and

i hoped he would come close enough to my

face so i could bite into his carotid

artery and send him to a hospital he

said there's my little angel you know i

had a dream where archangel michael told

me that we two are men for each other

you all said we're going to have three

babies one day

i responded i'd rather stab myself in

the eye with a fork than date you

michael droned on for three hours fully

convinced that i would suddenly fall in

love with him i mean this guy was

completely delusional

at last he put a talisman around my neck

saying it's made out of rat bones keep

it on and you'll always feel my presence

when he finally left and my stepbrother

dennis came back down to untie me i

stood up and kicked him with full force

in the nuts he fell to the ground and it

felt so good to see him cry like a baby

and the second my mom got back i told

her how i was tied up and forced on a

date she was upset and told dennis that

michael was forbidden from ever entering

our house again

i thought this would stop michael and

his craziness but one day i received a

cheesy love letter from him on it was a

drawing of me and him kissing and there

was also a strand of hair attached to it

my hair

michael must have climbed in through my

window at night and chopped bits of my

hair off like a stalker

i was petrified and decided to google

stalkers

god i've read a bunch of stories that

were super graphic and it turned me into

a ball of paranoia stalkers like michael

are selfish and get a kick out of

hurting their victims and they are

willing to do anything to get them

so for the next few months i only left

the house to go to school

my mom always drove me but then we went

on vacation and got this stunning villa

next to a lake

far away from michael i felt so safe but

one morning as i opened the front door i

found a photo of me on the floor a photo

of me taking a shower next to the lake i

immediately knew it was him

michael there was also a note at the

back that said you can wear that bikini

on our wedding night well that ruined my

vacation mood i stayed in my room with a

knife at all times and i couldn't shake

the feeling that michael had hacked my

computer cause maybe he'd seen my web

search and found my location through

that

so i took my laptop to a cyber security

expert who after running some tests told

me that someone had installed a password

stealer on my laptop and that that

person had access to all my accounts so

on my way home i gave my laptop to a

homeless person and didn't look back i

completely ditched technology and moved

to another state for college making sure

that michael couldn't locate me there i

also got into my first relationship with

nick he was strong and i think that made

me feel safe on valentine's day he even

left roses and a cute teddy bear at my

apartment door i immediately went to his

dorm and said thank you so much for the

valentine's gift what do you mean i've

bought you a necklace but it's still in

my bag i haven't given it to you yet a

shiver ran down my spine and i

immediately went back home to inspect my

valentine's gift in more detail i

noticed that something was off about the

teddy bear's eye so i pulled it out and

found a camera in that moment i knew

that michael was back so i told my

boyfriend about my crazy stalker he said

i won't tolerate this idiot ruining your

life then i promise i'll stop him before

he abducts you or worse

so nick came up with a plan first i

asked my step-brother dennis to give me

michael's number and then i called

michael asking if he could come over the

creepy thing was that it only took him

five minutes to get to my door we sat

down and i told him i had a dream last

night god told me that you and i are

meant for each other good it's about

time so you're my girlfriend now right

not yet because god said you'll first

have to prove your worth by beating up

my boyfriend nick but i could go to

prison for that not if you're careful

nick goes fishing at the small lake

every friday it's pretty deserted out

there so no one will see you just ambush

nick and leave no evidence behind

honestly i didn't expect michael to fall

for my crazy ass story i mean come on it

was ridiculous but the freak responded

fine but i want you to watch while i

defeat your boyfriend

michael didn't know that i had recorded

the conversation

now all i needed was video footage of

him attacking nick to send him to prison

so on friday michael and i got to the

lake and nick was fishing with his back

to us i took a big stick from my bag and

said here you go michael use this

michael was so pumped for victory he

took the big stick and just when he was

about seven feet away from my boyfriend

nick i pulled out my taser and

michael is on the ground flapping like a

fish out of water then we called the

police and handed over all the audio and

video evidence three months later

michael was sentenced six years in

prison for attempted assault with a

deadly weapon my boyfriend nick saved me

and that's why i married him right after

we graduated college we moved into a

small two-bedroom house and even tried

for a baby everything just seemed so

perfect but then a day before christmas

the doorbell rang i opened the door and

it was my stepbrother dennis i said

merry christmas what are you doing here

oh i know what you did to michael you

framed him and now he's in prison even

though he would never hurt anyone leave

me alone you freak i tried to close the

door but dennis put his foot in between

he said michael hasn't forgotten you you

better go visit him in prison and

apologize

i had enough and took my boyfriend's

golf club and swung it right at him he

finally ran off and i didn't tell my

boyfriend about the incident because i

didn't want to ruin his christmas you

see nick and i had a christmas eve

tradition every year we would build a

snowman and snow woman couple in our

front yard then got twigs to make it

look like they were holding hands and

made smiley faces using skittles and

licorice it was an expression of our

love but four years later i woke up on

christmas morning and saw a third

snowman it had an evil grin on his face

and was sticking a large knife into my

boyfriend nick snowman i screamed

michael is out of prison and i was

shaking in fear so we went to the police

station and the officer responded so a

snowman attempted to kill your husband

snowman

that doofus couldn't stop laughing and

refused to help us

when we got home nick said i'll get rid

of michael once and for all i have a

degree in chemistry i'll just poison

michael that's child's play for me

so we put our plan in motion i was the

bait and i'd go for a jog every

afternoon to give michael an opportunity

to stalk and follow me then nick spotted

a white prius trailing me so we followed

the prius after my jog was over it went

to a shabby little house in a dirty

neighborhood nick checked the mailbox

and the bills had michael's name on them

so the next day nick put a fake

advertisement from a supermarket chain

in michael's mailbox that we had created

ourselves it had a small praline in gold

foil attached to it and we hoped that

michael would eat it and you know what a

week later we started driving past his

house every night interestingly the

light was always on throughout the whole

night and whole day but no one ever came

out so one night my boyfriend decided to

go to the house and look through a

window to see if michael was there when

he came back he said michael is laying

on the ground not moving

so the poison had worked we were quiet

on the ride home and i was so nervous

but then i said screw it no one will

find out it was us let's go celebrate we

had a nice dinner with champagne and

truffles but to be honest i was never

able to shake off that slight

nervousness i got from murdering michael

it might stay with me forever