All language subtitles for Home.Economics.S03E12.WEB.x264-TG

Get it together.

You're just a grown
woman who had a dream

about her coworker.

Oh, there you are.

How does this look?

Great.

Platonic.

- What?
- Huh?

- I'm talking about the spackle.

"Platonic" is a design term.

You okay?

I am.

- Marina.
- Mm-hmm?

If we're gonna be a team,

we have to be straight
with each other.

What's going on?

Fine.

I can't believe
I'm gonna tell you this.

- Oh, you don't like
the sconces we picked.

- No, no, no, no.
I am just feeling

a little awkward because
I had a dream about you.

- Like a...
- Like a, um,

like a... an adult dream.

- Oh.
- Yup.

- Oh, wow.
- But it obviously

doesn't mean anything, so let's
just pretend it never happened,

- okay?
- Well, I don't think we can.

- What, uh, wha... what?

- I mean, because,
I mean, you know.

I mean, sometimes...

Dreams
say things that

we wish we could
say in real life.

Mm.

Morning.

You must've been
enjoyin' yourself.

What?

No. What?

- Oh, you were
smiling in your sleep.

- What were you dreaming about?
- Nothing.

- An otter.
- Oh, lucky.

I love otters.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

- So you told Tom that you
were dreaming about otters?

- Yeah, I know.
I feel terrible,

but I couldn't tell
him the truth...

That I've had multiple
sex dreams about Santiago.

I mean, he's not even my type.

- Smouldering, jaw
cut from marble.

- Denise.
- Look,

I have random sex
dreams all the time,

sometimes when I'm napping.

- I call them "quickies."
- Okay, yeah,

but you don't tell Sarah.

- Oh, of course I do.
That's the best part.

Sarah and I have zero secrets.

Look, this is what
she just texted me.

- "Hi, Lulu, havin'
a medium-flow day.

"Which Haim sister do you
think is best at kissing?

- I say Danielle." Oh, my God.
- See?

- Those thoughts
aren't even related.

- Marina, keeping
this to yourself

is obviously stressing you out.

Maybe you and Tom should be
more open with each other.

- Mmm...

Yeah, no, that's not for us.

I once told Tom he
had slight calves,

and he hasn't worn shorts since.

Hm.

- I guess I was a
little freaked out

about her relationship
with Santiago,

but I had a good
talk with Marina.

And then I just did
what Mom always says:

"Put my feelings in a
feelings jar because"...

"Nothing can hurt you
if it's sealed in a jar."

- Mm-kay, enough Tom Talk.

Let's head over
to Connor Corner.

- Hit me.
- So Nikki,

the girl from the grocery store,

has agreed to go on
a real date with me.

- Whoa, even after your
elaborate lie about being poor?

- Yeah, I have some
ground to make up,

but everything's
out there this time.

No surprises, just
gonna take her

on a nice, regular,
low-key date.

- Okay, I pulled a few
options for tonight.

What colour story
are we feeling?

- I'm sorry. This is low-key?

- You should've seen
the other racks.

- Racks?
- Okay, let's talk sock-tions.

Fine, Tom. "Sock options."
Like we have all day.

- I didn't say anything.
- Mm.

Let's do the striped microfibre.

That's the right answer.

Now about belts, I was
thinking since this...

- Guys, aren't we
overdoing it a little bit?

- Tom.
- You're wearing

a freakin' hoodie.

Sorry.

♪ Stand out, I stand out ♪

♪ Give it to you... ♪
[engine revs]

♪ Got my swagger
from my daddy ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

You look incredible.

You do as well. Nice sweater.

Thank you. It's damp shale.

Can you believe my brother
thought this was grey?

- Ew, I hate him already.
Hey, where we going?

- How do you feel
about small plates?

- Eh.
- Okay.

Guess we're getting the
largest plates in town.

- Siri, cancel my
reservation at Itty Bitties.

Wait, sorry if I missed this,

but why am I picking you
up in an empty parking lot?

- Oh, it's right by
the vet's office.

- You wore that to work?
- I had to deworm

some Italian greyhounds,

and they're a bunch of
judgy bitches, so...

- Kelvin, get in here right now!

- What's up?
- Oh, not much.

Your school posted
report cards today.

Have anything to
say for yourself?

I thought I did okay.

Well, you didn't.

You did amazing!

Straight A's?

Mom
with the fakeout.

This deserves a reward.

How 'bout that toy you
keep talking about?

- The limited edition
"Boom Boom Dojo"

JollyBot collectible figurine?

Yes.

- That.
- That's okay.

I can buy it myself.

The landlord's been paying me

to scrape gum off the mailboxes.

- Are you sure?
This is a big deal.

I wanna do something
special for you.

- Thanks, but I know you've
been saving for the baby.

Don't worry about me.

Hey. Sorry I'm so late.

There was a new guy who didn't
know you don't like green stuff

- on your pizza.
- We're in here!

- Wait, are the
boys not asleep yet?

Well, the twins are in bed,

unless you're talking
'bout these boys.

Oh, hey, Marina.

- Wha... what's happening?

- Well, this guy came by to
drop off an invoice for you.

- Yeah, and I found
this guy about

to build the
Motorised Lighthouse

with rocky outcrop
and tall ship.

It's such a sweet build.

- Bought it for Camila,
kept it for Tommy.

You never told me Santiago
was a fellow blockhead.

Well, I like to build things.

What can I say?

Oh, that's so amazing.

- He's so funny. He's so funny.
- Yeah, I know. I know.

I told you.

And so... so unexpected,
Santiago hanging out here.

It's like a dream come true.

Not a
dream, not a dream.

- Oh, can Santiago
stay for pizza?

- Oh, I don't know.
- Please?

- Actually, it's
getting kind of late.

- Aw, man. This sucks.
- You know what?

No big deal, Tom-a-hawk,
as long as you promise me

that you will not build the
Captain's Cabin without me.

You have my word, Skipper.

- All right, and I guess I
will see you tomorrow, okay?

Oh, and get a good night's sleep

because it's a big spackle day.

Tomás.

- I don't understand.
- Oh, he's the skipper

- 'cause I'm the captain.
- No, you two.

I feel like a few days ago you
felt threatened by Santiago.

- Yeah, but weren't you the one
who told me not to be jealous?

Plus, you were right.
He's a great guy.

I don't wanna jinx
anything yet, but...

I think he might be
my new best friend.

- Best friend?
- Yeah, you're right.

It's too early for labels.

- So he's gonna be over
all the time playing LEGOs?

No, no, no, no, no.

We're also gonna watch
all the Bond movies.

He's a Brosnan guy too.

- Did you leave room for dessert

'cause I know a
great gelato place.

- Oh, you know what?
I should probably

be getting back home.

Oh, okay.

But maybe on our next date.

- Oh, so there's
gonna be a next date?

- You can just drop
me off right up here.

- At the parking lot
where I picked you up?

Didn't you say it
was by your work?

- Yeah, but it's
also near my place.

- Oh, I mean, I could just
drive you all the way.

- Oh, that... really,
that's so kind.

It's okay, but you...
Just right up here.

Kay.

Thanks for helping.

These JollyBots are
sold out everywhere.

Yeah, no prob.

I love acquiring
stuff that's valuable

for no apparent reason.

Also, my date ended early.

- Oh, it didn't go well?
- No, that's the weird thing.

It did, but she had me pick
her up and drop her off

in an empty parking lot.

- Do you think she turns
into a car at night?

I wish. That'd be sick.

Why doesn't she want
me to see her place?

- Probably because her place
will never compare to yours.

- Mm.
- Your mansion,

your fancy car, your whole vibe.

I mean, the restaurant
was pretty nice.

The plates were just enormous.

- Well, maybe for
your next date,

you take her to a place
where money's not a thing.

Yeah, like bowling,

or wherever you and Sarah go.

- Uh, yeah. There you go.
- Ooh, JollyBots.

- It's a limited run though.
- Oh, thank goodness.

I have to get one for Kelvin.

With all our money
going to the IVF fund

or Shamiah's school, I don't
want him to feel left out.

- Well, you might have to get
there early and wait in line.

Like how early?

- Like now.
- I have to camp out?

This is what your rich
collector friends do?

- No.
- Come on, Denise.

- We have line guys.
- Of course.

- I'd let you borrow
mine, but he's in London

gettin' me a pen.

Santiago's so funny.

He just renamed our text thread

"New Kids on the Blocks."

- Can we not talk
about Santiago?

Okay.

- Is everything all right?
- Yeah.

Totally fine. Why?

- Because it sounds like you
have some kind of problem

with Santi.

No, I...

I do.

The problem is...

he steals.

- What?
- From our client.

A lamp, a mid-century
credenza, a birdbath probably.

- Marina, this is serious.
- Mm-hmm.

- You can't work
with him anymore.

What did you tell your clients?

- Oh, I haven't...
I haven't told...

I don't think I need...

- I'm gonna call
the cops right now.

Oh, my God, I gotta
count the blocks.

- No... okay, Tom,
wait! He doesn't steal.

I just... I didn't
wanna tell you the truth

because I had a dream about him.

- Okay, well, what kind
of a... Oh, my God.

- But the dreams, they
don't mean anything.

Dreams? Plural?

I felt guilty hiding them

because then that means
that they do mean something.

And Denise says
that her and Sarah,

they share everything, which...

Which makes their
relationship healthier.

- Okay?
- I'm sorry. I just...

Keeping it from
you was killing me.

- Yeah, well, I don't want
you to do that either.

We should be able to say
anything to each other,

no matter how hard it is to say

or how hard it is
for me to hear.

Oh, thank you.

And you too, you know?

I'm sure you... You
keep things from me.

Well,
yeah, definitely.

Okay, that was quick.

- Like what?
- Like what?

- Like what? Like...
- What? No, you said what.

You said definitely.

Oh, um...

I guess there's that,
um...

Barista at Morningstar Café?

- Ooh, the cute one
with the eyeliner?

- Is she cute? I'm not
sure I'd describe her...

- She's cute.
- Yeah, no, Katie the cute one

- with the high ponytail.
- Mm-hmm.

- Sometimes she kind
of flirts with me.

Okay, come on.

I mean, she... she flirts with
everyone probably for tips.

- Yeah, you're probably right.
- Yeah.

- Just on my cup, she draws
the O in Tom as a heart.

And one time, she said
she liked my pants.

- She liked your pants?
Oh, Tom, that's...

- And then she asked me to
come see her band that night

and said we should
go for a drink after.

I just... you know, I
didn't wanna tell you

'cause I didn't want
you to be upset.

- You're not upset, are you?
- No.

- Oh.
- I'm glad you told me.

- Great.
- Yeah.

Okay.

This is good. Actually,
I feel better.

Glad we're being more
open with each other.

Yeah, you know.

Denise was right.

- Yeah, and now I
don't feel guilty

every time Katie
gives me free muffins.

- Free muffins?
- Yeah.

- What a... what a
nice thing to do.

- So are you a "Boom
Boom Dojo" fan?

♪ Fighting the
darkness every day ♪

- Excuse me?
- It's the theme song.

You know it. ♪ It's the
Boom Boom Dojo way ♪

♪ Courage and wisdom,
dinosaur pride! ♪

♪ Your dreams are real if
you believe in the stars ♪

They probably should
have worked harder

on that translation.

- Yeah, I'm just here
to buy a JollyBot.

- Oh, well, good thing
we're in the front.

I'm Denise, by the way.

Uh, Declan.

Declan, so nice to meet you.

D-team in the house.

Do you want a kombucha?

I already drank one. Um,
it may have been too much.

Yeah, it was
definitely too much.

- Well, if you need
to find a bathroom,

I'll, uh, watch
your stuff for you.

Really? Oh, my gosh.

That is so helpful.

I can never hold it.

For a tall woman, I have
a very stubby urethra.

That's usually information
I just tell to my wife.

Thanks.

- Wow, a Snack Wagon.
- Yeah.

- Where'd you find this place?
- Well, on our last date,

we were in my hood,
so I went on Yelp,

looked up casual
spots in your hood,

- and this food truck had an A.
- Huh.

- Oh, actually I'm
looking at it now,

it says... it says
"A food truck."

Okay.

Here are your sandliches.

Did you just say "sandlich"?

- Yeah, the state says legally
I can't call them sandwiches.

But don't worry... they're made
with 100% real ground beese.

Thanks.

They looked better in the
very small photo I saw

on my phone.

Should we sit?

There's a bus bench by that dog.

- You know, he looks
like he's savin' it.

How 'bout that curb?

It's got a nice view of the...

- the other curb.
- Yeah.

You know, I could
put some napkins down

and we can cover
whatever that is.

- Ooh, napkins? Yeah, sorry.

The sign said bring
your own napkins.

- Standing it is.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Wow.

You can really smell that beese.

- Oh, my gosh, I am never
going back to that store.

They withheld TP until
I bought something.

Ah!

End of the line's back there.

Declan, what?

You said you would
save my place.

- No, I said I'd
watch your stuff,

and I'm watching it right there.

So you're stealing my spot?

- Once you step out of line,
it's not your spot anymore.

- Seriously? If
I go to the back

of the line, I'll
never get a toy.

Ugh, not my problem.

Only
rookies hydrate in line.

Seriously?

Is anyone seeing this right now?

Where's your outrage, people?

This is not the
"Boom Boom Dojo" way.

- Oh, you went to Morningstar's?

- Did you get muffins?
- No, no.

Why don't you... why don't
you go watch a movie, okay?

Hey, you're back.

I thought you went
to the grocery store.

Yeah, they were out.

Of groceries?

- Of everything. Yeah,
it's super weird.

- Then what's that
behind your back?

- What? No. No, I'm just, um,

I'm stretching. I'm really...
I'm just really sore.

- Oh, I got it!
- Oh, no, no, no.

- I got it. I got it.
- Okay.

Oh, you went to Morningstar's?
Did you get muffins?

No, they were out too.

There's a supply chain issue.

- This wouldn't happen to be
about last night, would it?

And what we talked
about with Katie?

No. Sort of.

- Marina.
- I just wanted to see

if she made little
heart O's for everybody,

so I went in there and
I asked for a coffee.

Seeing as my name
doesn't have an O in it,

I... I told her that
my name was Morona.

Morona?

Morona O'Goose?

- Turns out she can make
normal O's just fine.

Okay, so that was it?

- Yep.
- You just got your coffee

- and you got out of there?
- Yes.

After I told her
I was your wife.

- I was afraid of that.
- And I told her

to stop complimenting
married men's pants.

- That was it, right?
- Yes.

- That was the end of it?
- Ah, yes. Then I left.

I mean, I go... I
was asked to leave.

By Katie?

No.

- The manager.
- Oh, crap.

All right, can't
write there anymore.

Thanks, now I have to
find another coffee shop.

Ooh, yeah.

You really did it
this time, O'Goose.

- Okay, looks like
they're starting

- to let people in.
- Oh, you're probably not

gonna get one of those.

I heard the manager say
there were only 30 this drop.

What? No.

Why are you still in line?

- They also have a glitter
Hello Kitty lunch box

that I can turn around on eBay.

- Well, I'm here to
buy a gift for my son

who worked really
hard to earn it.

Is anyone here for a reason
other than to price gouge

a children's toy?

Noob.

Time to fight the darkness.

- ♪ Boom Boom Dojo ♪
- Oh, no!

Someone's electric
unicycle's getting towed.

- ♪ Fighting the
darkness every day ♪

♪ It's the Boom
Boom Dojo way ♪

♪ Courage and wisdom,
dinosaur pride! ♪

♪ Your dreams are real if
you believe in the stars ♪

♪ Boom Boom Dojo ♪

What?

This Sydney Sweeney
"White Lotus" JollyBot

just dropped at
the Modesto Mall?

- You might be lyin', but
I can't take that risk.

- ♪ Touch the fire,
attack the cold ♪

♪ Take to the skies,
race on the road ♪

♪ We can all fly because
we know how to fly! ♪

- Well, well, well,
the final boss.

- That's right, and I'm a
pro at standing in line,

so your tricks won't work on me.

- We'll see about that.
- I waited in line 6 hours

for these kicks, 13
hours for this hoodie,

and you don't wanna know
how long I camped out

for this bucket hat.

You don't stand a chance.

What the hell?

Yes! I made it in!

You did this to me!

You all made me like this!

I'm usually very nice.

Wow.

This is nice, huh?

And the dog really relaxed
after it humped itself out.

Maybe not.

Ugh, well, nothing left to do

but to peel back this
wet paper and dig in.

Yeah.

So moist.

- Down the hatch and
into my tummy you go.

Okay, don't eat
it. Don't eat it.

- It's bad. It's a bad thing.
- Oh, thank God.

Look, I have to ask,

you like me, right?

Yeah, of course.

- Then why did you take me here?

- Well, I wanted to make it
better than the last date,

which I don't think I did.

I liked our last date.

- Me too, but I thought
all the fancy stuff

made you uncomfortable,
and that's why

you didn't want me
to see your place.

Oh, you picked up on that?

- Yeah, so I just...
I don't know.

I just took money
out of the equation.

- Look, I've made
peace with the fact

that you're insanely wealthy.

If you wanna see my
place, I'll show you.

Yeah? Okay.

But we can ditch these, right?

- Absolutely.
- Okay.

Oh, shoot.

- He smells the beese.
- Leave the sandliches.

Leave the sandliches.
They're his now.

Hey.

Doin' some work?

- Well, I can't work at
Morningstar's, not unless

Katie's band gets a record
deal and they hit the road.

Look, I'm sorry.

Turns out I am just as capable

of being jealous as you are.

- Yeah, I mean, maybe I
shouldn't have told you

about Katie and the muffins,

which ironically is
the name of her band.

- I guess this, uh,
"share everything idea"

isn't for us?

- Well, we don't actually want
to be Sarah and Denise, do we?

- No, way too much
bathroom talk.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, and maybe the way

that we show love is by
not sharing everything.

Exactly.

You know what this means?

I might be in the market
for a new LEGO buddy.

- See, that's one of the things
I don't wanna share with you.

- Okay, then I won't share
how much you suck at LEGOs.

Okay.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

These are, like, impossible
to find right now.

- Yes.
- How'd you get this?

- Well, your old mom still has
a few tricks up her sleeve.

I'm really proud of you, Kel.

I know there's been a lot
of family stuff going on,

but I just hope you know
how important you are.

- Thanks. You're
embarrassing me,

but thanks.

You know, there is a new sneaker

that's about to drop.

Take the win, kid.

Your place is nice.

Yeah, I bought
a giant Buddha statue,

but, uh, it's backordered.

- So what were you
so worried about?

'Sup.

Hey.

So was that like
a roommate, or...

- Mm-hmm.
- Boyfriend?

That's my son, Mateo.

He's 18.

I had him when I was 18.

I didn't wanna bring
you to my place

'cause there's a giant lanky
man-boy who lives in it.

Wow.

Was not expecting that.

- Ugh, Mom, do we have
any leftover spaghetti

or anything not gross?

- You know, it's been
an issue in the past.

It's okay.

I have a kid too.

Yeah, but mine shaves.

- Mm.
- I usually bring up

the whole "I was a teen mom"
thing like the third date.

- Well, it seems like we
got that out of the way,

which leaves our third
date pretty open.

Aw, come on!

We're out of Lunchables too?

Mom!

- Should we go?
- Yes, please.

- But we do need to
pick up Lunchables

or he will starve to death.

- Bye, honey!
- Okay.

Bye, hon... honey.

Hey, pretty sweet, right?

- The "Titanic,"
and it's to scale.

A mighty ship.

It would be a shame

if something were
to happen to her.

You know, I gotta say, Tom,

when we... when we first met,

I kind of felt like
you didn't like me.

Yeah, well, about that.

I guess I was kind of jealous.

Just you and Marina were
spending so much time together

and your heads all close
looking at, like, sconces.

- I hope you know that I would
never make a pass at Marina.

- Oh, my God, yeah.
I know that now.

I mean, it sounds
silly to even say it.

It's so silly.

Oh, you want a coffee?

- Sure.
- There you go.

All right, Morningstar.

- Yeah, I wrote your name on it.

You made the O a heart?

Yeah, of course I did.

I like your pants, Tom.

- Okay, those two
things seem unrelated.

Why don't you and I just

build something real together?

But the "Titanic" is real.

It's got the promenade
deck and everything.

It's got the lifeboats.

- Aah!
- Morning.

Morning.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Just had, like, a crazy dream.

- What was the dream about?
- Otters.