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Art is supposed to be subjective,
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but KingPun's art is subjectively good.
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While mine is
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objectively struggling,
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and at the worst time possible.
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Right now, I need to be
on my A-game
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to get into
the CalArt Summer Program,
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AKA my dream school.
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"Through your medium of choice,
show us your happiest moment."
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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What a vague bullshit prompt.
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A vague bullshit prompt
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that will determine if I have
a shot in hell at getting
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into one of the most
competitive schools in the country.
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Which will determine if I have
a future in art at all.
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No pressure though.
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So how do I answer
this impossible question?
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Huh? What if my happiest moment was
when I came out to my mom.
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Okay.
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Now turn it to the right.
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Also I think I'm gay.
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Actually, I know I am.
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- Ow! Barbara from next door is gay.
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- Okay?
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- Sorry my first instinct was
to name other gay people we know.
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Honey, I'm so happy for you!
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She's always been supportive.
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Paige. Paige! Come on.
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No edibles before school,
we've talked about this.
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Dillon's almost here.
You're gonna be late.
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- What if I just skipped
the rest of junior year
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and went right to CalArts?
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- Well, you could,
but then you wouldn't get
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a lot of cool free swag from me.
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- I'm already scared.
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- I can't wait. Look.
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Glow in the dark dental dams.
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They make your puss kind
of glow. It's so pretty.
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It's just a soft glow.
- Mom...
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- When I was a teenager,
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we used to use
glow in the dark condoms.
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It really added a touch of whimsy
to an otherwise fraught situation.
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- We don't use those.
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- We! Finally.
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Oh my gosh, Paige.
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Is it Colleen from next door?
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Because she's so tall.
I like that. Statuesque.
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- It's not anybody because we,
the queer community,
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we don't use those.
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- So just vibrators?
Isn't that a little limiting?
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- Probably.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna put them here
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because I feel like
you're gonna change your mind,
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but if not, let me know
because I have the receipt.
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Okay, maybe she's
a little too supportive.
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Hey!
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And that would be
my best friend, Dillon.
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He's kind of like
my platonic soul mate.
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I've always been able
to share anything with him.
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Actually, maybe that was
my happiest moment.
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So... I like girls.
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- Me too.
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I still share everything
with him. Even a Spotify account.
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- Hey, yo, Spotify informed me
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you listened to Phoebe Bridgers
for eight hours straight last night,
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which is concerning
'cause she only has two albums.
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Are you okay?
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- Sad lesbian music is
an integral part of my identity.
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- So I'm assuming that
the application is not going well.
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- Just can't figure out
what to send in.
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I know that colleges love
a good coming out story.
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- Please don't do that.
You'd be like the billionth gay person to.
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How about you draw
my presidential portrait?
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- Hmm.
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It's a cute idea, Dillon.
- It's good, isn't it?
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- But your political ambitions,
they aren't my happiest moment.
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You know what I mean?
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- You think that your crush on
Gabriela Campos is CalArt worthy?
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- What?
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Unrequited love is the source
of a lot of great art.
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And there's nothing more unrequited
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than my crush
on Gabriela Campos.
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That's not Gabby.
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That's her sister, AJ.
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- Alright, kids, time for
this week's take home project.
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Find a partner.
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- Wanna be my partner?
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That is Gabby.
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Sure.
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Now I wanna see you
share responsibilities
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like real parents would.
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- What should we name it?
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- How about Lentil?
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- Lentil the egg.
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So dumb.
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I love it.
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- Hi, Lentil.
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- Your moms love you very much.
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She's kind of the first girl
who made me feel
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like life could be as good as art.
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You know?
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No.
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I'm not gonna let you spend
all of high school pining over some girl
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who doesn't give you
the time of day.
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You know I don't like to assert
my power as class president,
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but I'm going to have to
if this keeps up.
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- Stacey is going to win.
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Also, you do know that
as class president,
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you don't have
any actual power, right?
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- That is a sad way
to look at democracy.
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Alright.
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- Holy shit.
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- You like?
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- "Save water, shower together."
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Hmm. That looks so hot.
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And Stacey's also really hot.
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Great job with these, by the way.
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- Thank you.
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- Though I do feel like you spent
a little bit more time on Stacey's.
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- Nope. Mm-mm.
I told you guys I'm Switzerland.
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Oh. Shit, they are also
a little bit wet.
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- Thanks for telling me that
after I pick it up.
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And yeah, I just close the -
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Okay.
- No.
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Coño. Ay.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
as your future class president,
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I think it's time for you
to move on from Gabriela.
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It's too predictable to go
for the most popular girl in school.
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Great. Right on cue.
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- Is she in slow motion again?
- Yeah.
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- Music playing in the background?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Funny feeling down there?
- Naturally.
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- You are a lost cause.
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Heads up!
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My bad.
- Yeah.
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- Let's go. Vamos.
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Yeah, ah ah.
Ah ah ah ah.
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Shut the hell up.
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Starting the week strong
with a new KingPun mural.
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You know everyone still thinks
it's you, right?
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- Well, little do they know,
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my raging anxiety would never
let me deface school property.
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- Whoa, could you please
not waste water
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and undermine my political platform?
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Thank you.
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Oh, KingPun did it again!
Check it out!
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Kind of think
that this one's good.
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- I think it's kind of corny.
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- Well, I think that
you can't draw for shit.
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And I think that they're
actually talented.
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- Oh, you're so funny.
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- Okay, everyone,
away from the vandalization.
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- Oh god. Here we go.
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- If any of you have any information
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as my mother used to say,
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"Snitches get riches."
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Have you ever seen him smile?
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- Once. At a fire drill.
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He loved the chaos of it.
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- Hey, nice mural, Paige.
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Tim. Ugh.
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I love this little bit
that we've got going,
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but it's not me.
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- Oh. Sure, Paige.
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- Sure, Tim.
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- No, it's, it's definitely her.
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Doy.
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Hey, KingPun thinks
she's not KingPun.
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KingPun is who you should date.
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Unless it's a dude
or unless it's you.
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'Cause then you'd just be dating yourself,
and that would be weird.
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- Hmm.
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You have no idea
how hard it is out here
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for your everyday gay, Dillon.
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- Stop making excuses.
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- You've been in a relationship
since the first day of middle school.
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Also, this semester,
I'm gonna make my move.
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- Oh yeah? Name one time
that you've made a move.
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- Oh, there was that server
at Cheesecake Factory
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that gave me extra brown bread.
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- It was her job.
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- It was sexual.
Hey, Stacey.
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- Hey.
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Did you turn your
class president app in yet?
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You know I love some competition.
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- Oh, you know I haven't missed
a deadline since the fifth grade.
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And that was only because
I had severe chicken pox.
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It was the worst case I'd ever seen.
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- How is this allowed in school?
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- God, I love when you're
the best at things.
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- Oh yeah?
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- You guys are so straight,
it's almost gay.
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Do you guys wanna come over
after school
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and take edibles
and watch Shrek?
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- So you could convince yourself
that a CBD dog treat made you high again?
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Yeah. No, thank you.
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- Plus, after school we can't,
we have track tryouts.
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- Ugh. Why would you sweat
when you don't have to?
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- Well, you know, Paige, some people
actually enjoy physical activity.
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Shocking, I know.
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Will you help me make more of these?
Sure.
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- And me some of these.
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The impending water wars
depend on my win.
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Note that I took the high road
while taking down the establishment.
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That is so...
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No... Oh no.
Okay, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
Okay, no.
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There are plenty
of other queer options
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for you to date at this school.
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Please.
- Like who?
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- Yeah. Paige, what about Chantal?
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I mean, she's like
a cool Wiccan lesbian.
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- Hell no. She's tried to put a love spell
on me at least six times.
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If I'm gonna date a witch,
she has to be a talented one.
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- Okay. True. True. True.
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How about, oh, how about Erin Billings?
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- No, she's a horse gay.
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- Alright? That's a little reductive.
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- Stacey's just mad
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because she spent the summer
at an equestrian camp.
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- What about Aya?
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No way, dude.
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I definitely don't have
enough followers to date them.
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Plus they're on and off with Gabby
every other week.
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- Yeah.
- True.
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- Hey, what about Amy?
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Amy? Yeah, right. Gateway gay.
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She's fingered
every girl in the school.
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So what?
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I'm sure she's washed her hands.
- Yeah.
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- Wait, no.
What about AJ?
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Why would I ever do that?
That's literally Gabby's sister.
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Also, is she even queer?
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Yeah. She's bi.
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And she's mysterious as hell.
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- Yeah. AJ actually came out
way before Gabs,
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but Gabs just dates more,
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so everybody forgets
that AJ's queer too.
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Talk about bi erasure.
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Gabby!
- Hey, miss president.
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- Hey!
- Excuse you.
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- Anyway, question.
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Do you have the sign-up sheets
for track tryouts today?
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- I sure do.
Let me get that for you.
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- Hey.
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- Here you are.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh, Gabby, you know Paige, right?
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- Um, yeah.
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- Your locker is a site for sore eyes.
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- Um, thanks.
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Are you coming out today?
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- I've actually, I've been out
for a really long time.
254
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,124
I'm extremely gay.
255
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,625
- Oh, I was actually talking
about track tryouts, but...
256
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,125
- Right.
257
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:48,583
Yeah. I'm gonna see you there.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on track.
258
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,124
- Yeah, right. The last time Paige ran,
she was fleeing from a bee.
259
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:52,958
It was hilarious.
260
00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:53,750
It's on YouTube.
261
00:11:53,751 --> 00:11:55,166
I watch it whenever I'm depressed.
262
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,500
No, it's not.
263
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,332
- Well, I should run,
but maybe I'll see you later.
264
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,250
- Bye, Gabby.
265
00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:01,666
- Bye, Gabby.
- So long.
266
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,041
- Vote for Dillon, babe!
267
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:05,416
- No. She's not gonna vote for you, honey.
268
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,166
- Stop staring
without consent please.
269
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,625
It's horrifying.
270
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,291
Really? You? Track tryouts?
271
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:14,416
- Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's it.
272
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,624
That's how we're gonna fall in love.
273
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,666
- I think you and Gabriela
would be disgustingly cute together.
274
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,749
- And I think that
if it were going to happen,
275
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,041
it would've happened already.
276
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,624
You can't force these things.
277
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,333
Babe, I love you,
but you're so wrong.
278
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,082
How many copies do you guys need?
279
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,207
- One thousand.
- Two thousand.
280
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,457
- Three thousand.
- Four thousand.
281
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,499
- Five thousand.
- Six...
282
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,791
Gotcha!
- Ahh!
283
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,791
Evans, I knew it was you.
Principal's office now.
284
00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:36,957
Go.
285
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,207
- Oh, crap. I forgot my cleats.
286
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,249
Uh, can you help me?
287
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,292
- Turn off the light.
288
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,625
Shut the door.
289
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,417
Yeah. Okay, actually leave it open.
290
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,499
- I assume you know why you're here?
291
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,874
- Am I in trouble or something?
292
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:53,082
- We are so done
with your games now, Evans.
293
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,832
- Okay. Take it down,
Dexter Morgan.
294
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,582
You're not a detective,
and this is not a cop show.
295
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,583
Paige,
296
00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,291
we know that you are KingPun.
297
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,499
Okay. And it's not that
the artwork isn't great,
298
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,541
it's really good,
299
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:07,374
but all the pictures and then painting
all over the school last semester.
300
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,499
And not to mention
a new mural every week.
301
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,124
- That's not true.
302
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,582
Oh, you know it's true.
- Sorry.
303
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,999
- Come on.
304
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,916
- The school board is not happy.
- Mm-hmm.
305
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,166
- And plus all the kids are
tagging you every week
306
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,291
in some KingPun art.
307
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,042
- Goddammit, Tim.
308
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,667
- You guys, I swear
on my life, it's not me.
309
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,457
- Bet you wish you would've invested
in that lie detector now, right?
310
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,207
- No. No, I actually don't.
311
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,499
- Why?
And I'm really tired of you
312
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,749
bringing it up all the time.
313
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,666
'Cause we had to take care
of something called asbestos, alright?
314
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:38,791
Listen.
315
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:42,041
I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have
to lead by example.
316
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,374
So I'm gonna have to suspend you.
- Call the police.
317
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,582
- No, we are not calling
the police.
318
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,541
What are you, Wyclef Jean?
Ready to call 911?
319
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,207
Do you get that reference?
You don't.
320
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,166
God, my references are like
older than Taylor swift at this point.
321
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,749
Listen, you're suspended.
322
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,707
I called your mom,
and she's on her way to pick you up.
323
00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,166
- You can't suspend me
for something
324
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,041
that I, I literally did not do.
325
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:02,875
- Yeah, we can.
326
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,125
- No, we cannot.
327
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,916
But you're the only student
with the keys to the art room.
328
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,582
- Well, I was gonna give these back today.
329
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,207
- Oh. Well, you got blood
on your hands.
330
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,249
- It's paint.
331
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,916
- O-obviously, I know that.
It's a metaphor.
332
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,166
- Well, I'm not metaphoric.
333
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,249
- It's acrylic paint,
and those things are spray paint.
334
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,207
- Let's jot down that
Ms. Evans seems to have
335
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,582
an intimate understanding
of the weapon of her choice.
336
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,999
- No one's jotting down anything.
- Just jot it down. Just...
337
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,166
- No, don't tell me what to...
338
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,457
This is my...
- You guys, please hear me out.
339
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,541
I'm applying to
a summer program at CalArts,
340
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,957
and this is gonna ruin
my chances of getting in.
341
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,875
- I'm sorry, Paige.
342
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,916
But I looked at your records,
and you were absent
343
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,167
eight times last semester.
344
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,874
Not to mention you're not even part
of one extracurricular activity.
345
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,917
You're not the model student
I can fight for.
346
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,582
- I play, I play, I play track.
347
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,457
- Hmm... not on my team,
you don't.
348
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,292
- Well, I just joined today.
349
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,957
I'm extremely cooperative
with this type of stuff.
350
00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,416
So can't this count
as a plea deal or something.
351
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,499
- Oh, impressive use
of legal jargon.
352
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,958
But you don't play track,
you run track.
353
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,208
- Hear me out.
354
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,249
How about I join track,
355
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,832
Coach Murray keeps
his eye on me,
356
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:15,208
and I figure out in the meantime
who KingPun actually is.
357
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,874
- Paige. I really like you.
I do.
358
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,332
Actually, that's a lie.
I don't even know you.
359
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,291
I hate myself that I have to say that,
but the evidence is stacked against you.
360
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,207
And I don't understand how playing track
is supposed to help
361
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,333
your case right now.
362
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,582
- Actually, I do need
another couple people on the track team.
363
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,332
- You need people on the track team?
- I need some more people.
364
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,124
- Are you saying you wanna take her?
365
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,166
She just said, "Play track."
Like she's a DJ or something.
366
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,249
She doesn't even know how to run track.
367
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,916
How are you supposed
to make that Usain Bolt?
368
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:38,750
You can't.
369
00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:40,291
- I could use
a couple more bodies on the team.
370
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,582
- I am exhausted.
371
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,707
Okay, Paige,
you are no longer suspended.
372
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,457
You are just on probation. Okay?
373
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,499
If you can come up with a name
who you think KingPun really is,
374
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,666
because apparently it's not you,
375
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,457
by the end of the semester,
376
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,124
then I'll take it
to the board meeting.
377
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,457
- Well, I will deliver.
Thank you.
378
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,749
I can't wait.
379
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,750
- Great, get out!
380
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,624
I have a Renaissance club meeting
that I'm not about to miss.
381
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,916
You too! Take your little
swimming board with you.
382
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:03,917
God.
383
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,625
- Oh, It's like no moment to myself.
384
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,874
I wish there was more money
for federal funding
385
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,417
'cause I'll tell you what,
this ain't it.
386
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,332
- Thank you so much.
387
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,624
- Don't thank me yet.
I'm watching you.
388
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:19,957
- Oh. Hey, clipboard.
389
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,791
I left a patient
with a full bed pan for this.
390
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,374
You are not suspending
my daughter.
391
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,874
She did nothing wrong.
- We're not suspending her.
392
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,291
A... Hmm?
393
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,832
- I made a deal.
394
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,749
- You have
a very savvy daughter, Mrs...
395
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,916
- Mrs. Mm-hmm.
396
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,625
That's very revealing.
397
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,541
It's miss.
398
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:41,082
But you can call me Angie
or Ang or "Hey, girl."
399
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,874
You know, I am a single mother
by choice.
400
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,207
Not by circumstance.
401
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:50,332
I like to have sex with men.
I don't even have to have a relationship.
402
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,874
Hmm. What do you think of that?
403
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,416
- Well, hey, girl,
if you don't mind me saying,
404
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,416
you have an incredible figure.
405
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,499
- Oh my god.
406
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,499
- We are in a school, sir.
407
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,499
That is so wildly inappropriate.
408
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,500
- I'm sorry. Uh...
409
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,124
- And 100 percent spot on.
410
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,166
This is gold.
411
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,332
You should see me naked.
412
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,916
- Well, I'd say I'm sorry that you had
to drive out here for nothing,
413
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:16,042
but I'd be lying if I said
it wasn't nice to meet you.
414
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,042
- I can't believe this guy.
415
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:22,667
- And, uh... if you do come
to Paige's track meet,
416
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,667
don't be afraid to say, hello.
417
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,333
- I'm not afraid of anything.
418
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,667
It's you who should be afraid.
419
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,917
Wow.
420
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,541
Track. That's fucked up.
- Yeah.
421
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,999
The deal just didn't work out
that great for me,
422
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,124
but it did for you.
423
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,749
So...
- Yeah. It really did.
424
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,166
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
425
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,917
Is he in the school directory?
426
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:53,666
Basically, if I don't find KingPun,
then my life is over.
427
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,792
- On the plus side,
you totally fit in here.
428
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,917
- I feel like I look like
a very specific type of gay right now.
429
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,750
Do I at least look like a top?
430
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:03,124
- Total bottom.
431
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,416
Maybe a power bottom?
432
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,124
- Like you call her daddy
and she calls you her sweet little prince.
433
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,125
- Mm-hmm.
434
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,582
- Okay! Listen up!
435
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,332
Come on, come on in here!
436
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,874
Let's go! Gather round!
437
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:16,625
Listen up!
438
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:19,082
Returning athletes!
439
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,749
I'm gonna be looking to make sure
that you kept your training up
440
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,041
during the off season.
441
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,499
Alright?
442
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,416
Now you newcomers,
443
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:31,374
our co-captains,
AJ and Gabby here,
444
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,249
will be helping place you
in an event.
445
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,542
- Woo.
- Okay. Got this.
446
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,499
- For Evans over there,
447
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,332
just try to find the thing
that she sucks at the least.
448
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,042
Alright?
449
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:44,124
- Don't you wanna
at least see me try out
450
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,624
before you think that I suck?
451
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,999
- No. Okay!
452
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,791
Back to it! Let's go!
453
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,916
Let's go!
Can you get my water?
454
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,416
- She's coming.
She's coming. She's coming.
455
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:52,874
- Hi, you made it.
456
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,235
I'll be sure to let you know
if I see any angry bees around.
457
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,041
- Did you know that
male bees lose their penises
458
00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,522
when they have sex
with the queen bee?
459
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,792
- Uh, no, we didn't,
460
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,291
but now we sure do, right?
461
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we should get started.
462
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,917
Don't worry. You're gonna be great.
463
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,667
- Holy shit!
464
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,625
- Are you fucking kidding me?
465
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,875
- Thanks.
- Yep.
466
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:27,917
- No.
467
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,292
I have an idea.
468
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,213
How do you feel about running
in a straight line?
469
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,125
- That's the only straight thing I can do.
470
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:37,917
Okay.
471
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,625
- I regretted it the second
that it left my mouth.
472
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,307
- You mean adding her to the four by one?
473
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,537
- Do you have a better idea?
474
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,917
Alright. Here we go.
475
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,458
On your mark.
Get set.
476
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,332
No. No, down.
477
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,791
KingPun, let's get it.
478
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,624
- Go! Come on!
Come on, Paige!
479
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,875
Come on!
480
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,207
- I am the fastest woman alive.
481
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,791
- That was mediocre at best.
482
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,582
- Yeah, I took an Instagram story,
and it went over the time limit.
483
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,249
- Damn.
- But you did it.
484
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,291
- With a little work,
maybe you could be fine.
485
00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:38,249
- She's four seconds behind
where she needs to be.
486
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,167
- Well, maybe I need someone great
to teach me after school.
487
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,667
- Alright. That's not a terrible idea.
488
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,208
Uh, AJ.
489
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,875
You're gonna train Paige.
490
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,375
Okay?
491
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,332
- Isn't that literally your job as coach?
492
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,625
- No, my job as coach is
to motivate through fear.
493
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,583
Besides, I don't get paid enough
to stay after school.
494
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,582
Come on.
I'm watching you, Evans.
495
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,542
- Welcome to the team.
496
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:01,916
- Alright, KingPun.
497
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:02,999
I'm not KingPun.
498
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,417
- Your shorts are on backwards.
499
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:05,833
What?
500
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,791
Can you hurry up, Angie?
I'm starving.
501
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,041
You're not the boss of me.
502
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,323
You knew we were gonna be home.
Why wasn't the food ready?
503
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,667
- Today was great.
I almost killed somebody with a javelin.
504
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:20,958
- It's true.
505
00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:22,916
- And then it was nearly death
by hurdle.
506
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,207
- Also very true.
507
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,667
- And I embarrassed myself
in front of Gabriela.
508
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,249
- Just because
Paige's sex life is in a drought
509
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,749
doesn't mean the rest
of the world has to be.
510
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,332
Come on, Angie,
we've talked about this.
511
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:33,582
- So strict.
512
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,541
- Sometimes I think fondly back
on to this morning
513
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,166
when my life was completely normal.
514
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,249
Now I have to solve a mystery,
515
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,249
make Gabby fall in love with me,
516
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,541
figure out how to make
the perfect thing for CalArts,
517
00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:45,999
and figure out
how to put a tampon in
518
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,874
without the end
always sticking out a little bit.
519
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,792
- Yeah, you know,
I never mastered that either.
520
00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:52,166
Oh, but you know what?
On the bright side,
521
00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:55,749
true artists are never afraid
to step out of their comfort zones, so...
522
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,707
- Speaking of stepping
out of your comfort zones,
523
00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,707
are you going
to Stacey's party on Friday?
524
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:01,625
- What party?
525
00:23:01,626 --> 00:23:02,874
- Are you kidding me?
526
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,166
Paige, I've told you this
a billion times.
527
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:06,291
It'd be, like,
a good opportunity for you
528
00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:07,791
to act like a normal teenager for once.
529
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,291
- She doesn't wanna be normal.
Nobody wants to be normal.
530
00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:11,624
- That's why I'm cool.
531
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,292
- Alright. Let me tell you
a little story.
532
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,874
When I was a teenager,
533
00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,666
I went to this rager, and I ended up
in the back of a van
534
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,999
with the lead singer
of an Aerosmith cover band.
535
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,999
And in retrospect,
536
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,791
I definitely should have
held out for the real thing.
537
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:27,124
I mean, think about it,
538
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,833
Steven Tyler. I would've never had
to buy another scarf.
539
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,249
- Dillon, I totally wasn't thinking.
540
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,999
This party is the perfect place
to investigate.
541
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,999
KingPun will definitely be going
542
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,791
and, well, let's just say that
they will rue the day
543
00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,582
that they let me take
the fall for them.
544
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:42,667
I know that's right.
545
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,833
- Okay.
546
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,624
I'm gonna need you to relax.
547
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:48,750
You're starting to scare me.
548
00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:51,250
Oh my god. I totally forgot.
549
00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:52,917
Pardon me.
550
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,583
Paige, I took the liberty
of washing your sex toy.
551
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,374
By the way, this is very small.
552
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,082
I could totally get lost
up there.
553
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,583
So you might wanna think about,
you know, my moving on up.
554
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,667
I can help.
555
00:24:04,668 --> 00:24:07,749
- Well, that's an eraser,
so that's not gonna go up there.
556
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,042
- Anything's possible.
557
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,041
Think about me
and my electric toothbrush.
558
00:24:12,042 --> 00:24:15,082
And it's not the end
you would think either.
559
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,667
- Okay. Well, we don't have
everything in common.
560
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,292
And I'm gonna go in my room.
Yeah.
561
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,999
I'm gonna throw up.
That's really disgusting.
562
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,250
- No, you're disgusting.
563
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,292
This is a sex positive house, Paige.
564
00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,583
Shame does not live here.
565
00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:34,792
- Hey.
566
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,125
Thanks for having us.
567
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,249
- Thought I smelled ambition.
568
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,833
- You look so beautiful.
569
00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:45,249
- Paige, I cannot believe we finally
got you to a high school party.
570
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,625
- Now let's see if you survive it.
571
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,708
Bombs away.
572
00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,207
Chug! Chug! Chug!
573
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,291
Welcome to the high school experience.
574
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,374
- It smells better than I expected.
575
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,375
- I lit candles.
576
00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:07,832
- First order of business,
time to get you drunk.
577
00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,499
Like, if you don't throw up
by the end of the night,
578
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,792
then I didn't do my job.
579
00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:14,041
- I still can't believe this is the first
of my parties you've been to, Paige.
580
00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,916
- That's because Paige Evans is
too cool for high school parties.
581
00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,332
- Cool is one word for it.
582
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,832
I just have a general distaste
for sticky floors,
583
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:23,708
communal chip bowls,
and whatever that is.
584
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,749
- That, my friend, is the type
of sociological research
585
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,291
you can't find in any textbook.
586
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,125
- He's right.
587
00:25:29,126 --> 00:25:31,291
My future constituents
may act slightly moronic,
588
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,917
but they know how to have fun.
589
00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:36,582
- Your future constituents, huh?
- Oh please.
590
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,041
You know I'm gonna kick your ass.
591
00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,249
There's no way they won't vote
for my anti-authority platform.
592
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,207
It's like taking candy
from a politically informed baby.
593
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,832
- You wanna go upstairs and practice
your campaign speech on me?
594
00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,291
- Work on our inflection?
- Show me those pointed hand movements.
595
00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:52,042
- Why do you guys even bother
with innuendo.
596
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:54,542
- Later, Paige.
597
00:25:54,543 --> 00:25:56,832
- Oh yeah, guys, just leave me alone
598
00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:59,167
while I try and figure out who framed me?
599
00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:00,375
- Oh.
- Paige.
600
00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:01,791
- Oh my god.
- Hi.
601
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:02,667
- I didn't see you there.
602
00:26:02,668 --> 00:26:04,332
- Must be the masking spell.
- What?
603
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,374
- How have you been?
Feeling any different lately?
604
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,707
Any lustful urges?
Deep magnetic pulls?
605
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,582
- Mm-mm.
- To anything? Anyone?
606
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,583
- Excuse me.
- AJ.
607
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,583
There you are.
608
00:26:12,584 --> 00:26:13,791
- Hi.
609
00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,832
- We should go talk about track.
610
00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:18,457
- I don't think so.
Did the virgin blood expire?
611
00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,499
That can't be, that was fresh.
612
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,124
- Okay, yeah,
we can talk about track.
613
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,457
- It's supposed
to get stronger with age.
614
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,624
Like, it's like fine wine.
615
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,708
- Hi.
- Hi.
616
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,541
- Okay. I wasn't gonna get
all Salem witch trials
617
00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:34,982
and point fingers here,
but I know that she put a curse on me.
618
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:38,082
- I mean, she did steal some
of my hair back in freshman year,
619
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,458
so I believe it.
620
00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:47,457
So track, why?
621
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,166
I thought you were
more interested in art.
622
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,582
- Oh, trust me. I am.
623
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,207
But lucky for me,
624
00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,749
Principal Collins decided
that I'm KingPun.
625
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,707
So I have to figure out who KingPun is.
626
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,792
Otherwise, I'm going
to get suspended.
627
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,417
- That's so dumb.
628
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:01,750
- Yeah.
629
00:27:01,751 --> 00:27:02,832
- That art is harmless.
630
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,166
- I know.
It's also pretty good.
631
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,250
- Do you have any leads?
632
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,083
- I know that they're here.
That's about it.
633
00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:12,292
I'm just gonna poke around
until somebody cracks.
634
00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,500
- So you're gonna interrogate
a bunch of drunk teens.
635
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,625
Seems pretty easy.
636
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,292
- Well, you say that,
but it could be anybody.
637
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:23,625
It could be you.
638
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,375
- Do I look whimsical enough
for puns?
639
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,542
- Okay. Well, you do have
an intimidating,
640
00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,791
no bullshit,
641
00:27:32,792 --> 00:27:34,749
striped shirt vibe going.
642
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,042
So I guess not.
643
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,458
- Thank you.
644
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:42,082
- Which would make you
the perfect bad cop
645
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,707
to my good cop.
646
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:44,875
- Excuse me?
647
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,292
- Follow me.
- Oh.
648
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,624
- Hi, Erin.
- Hi.
649
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,500
- Where were you at00 a. m.
On the morning of the 14th.
650
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,791
- We get Tybalt groomed
on Sundays.
651
00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:01,208
Tybalt. My horse.
Do you wanna see a photo?
652
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,582
Oh, my phone is dead.
653
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,333
- Yeah. No, never, never mind.
Thank you.
654
00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:11,416
How close is the nearest
Michael's art supply from your house?
655
00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:12,875
Who's Michael?
656
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,625
- Can I have a hit?
- Me too?
657
00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:17,541
- You have a secret Instagram, right?
658
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,916
- Yeah, but you can't afford
to follow it.
659
00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:20,457
- Sorry.
660
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:21,999
- Can you guys shine
your lights on me?
661
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,917
Alright, man, you ready?
662
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:23,917
Thank you.
663
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,124
Tim.
664
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,332
What do you think of KingPun?
665
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,125
- Oh, Paige here?
666
00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:33,874
- Aren't your parents both artists, Tim?
667
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,249
- Isn't your mom a nurse.
668
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,250
- Your point?
669
00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:37,791
- I haven't seen you save anyone's life.
670
00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:38,874
- He's got a good point.
671
00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,207
- You're supposed to be on my side.
672
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,208
- Right.
673
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,499
- Chantal, would you
consider yourself an artist?
674
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,125
- I mean, every witch is
an artist in their own way.
675
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,624
But, I mean, yeah.
I post to Tumblr all the time.
676
00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,166
That's mostly just like
Buffy, Faith,
677
00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:53,832
the brothers from Supernatural
sixty-nining.
678
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,042
So, normal.
679
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,457
- Well, what art tools do you use?
680
00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:58,916
- I mean, I kind of dabble
in everything.
681
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,417
Illustrator, oil paints,
menstrual blood.
682
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,582
- Oh. Oh no.
683
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,875
- Yeah. Okay. Bye.
684
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,292
Get political.
685
00:29:07,293 --> 00:29:09,041
Mm-hmm.
You wanna get political?
686
00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:10,582
Oh yeah? You wanna...
687
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,874
- Oh my fucking god.
688
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,957
- Oh fuck.
689
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:13,875
Oh, hi, Paige.
- Hey.
690
00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:16,624
- Much bad things as possible...
691
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,832
- Cover AOC's eyes,
she doesn't deserve to see this.
692
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:20,624
- Okay.
- Come on!
693
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,625
- That was easy.
- Bye.
694
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,333
- So, her house is huge.
695
00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:27,457
- It just keeps going, I know.
696
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,958
- They probably fuck in every room.
697
00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:31,999
Those two are...
- Are disturbingly cute
698
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,832
in a kind of kinky way?
699
00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:35,500
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
700
00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,041
Can't believe Chantal is
our best lead right now.
701
00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:40,582
- I mean, it kind of makes sense.
702
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,541
I-I've seen her drawing
in class a few times.
703
00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:43,874
- What? Really?
- Mm.
704
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,208
- Paige, AJ.
705
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,332
- Oh my god, we need
to take shots, like, right now.
706
00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:57,833
For Paige joining
the track team.
707
00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,000
- Yeah, go ahead.
I'm gonna pee.
708
00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,166
- Okay. Let's go.
709
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,167
- Okay.
710
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,417
- Oh. Oh. Okay.
711
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,249
To joining track!
712
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,375
- To... sports!
713
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,624
- Bet our mouth stinks
the same right now.
714
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,375
- What?
715
00:30:24,376 --> 00:30:25,832
- I just got something stuck
in my throat.
716
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,416
- Another shot will fix that.
- Yeah,
717
00:30:27,417 --> 00:30:29,000
it always does.
718
00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,000
Yeah.
719
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:24,000
- I'm so wasted.
720
00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,707
- Oh my god, I'm so glad
that you joined track.
721
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,874
I feel like I never see you
outside of class.
722
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,875
- I know.
723
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,333
You're a Gemini, right?
724
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,791
- I'm a Pisces.
725
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,916
- Who says that complicated can't work.
726
00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:38,249
- What?
- I said I love track.
727
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,166
Gabby, come dance with us.
728
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,250
Bye!
729
00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:53,667
- Are we at the sad drunk phase
in the night, huh?
730
00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:57,625
- Dillon. Dillon. Dill Pickle.
731
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,082
- You wanna go home?
You'll be better. Yes.
732
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,923
Your drunk ass has a training
with AJ tomorrow.
733
00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,374
- Oh shit.
- Right. Yeah.
734
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:06,750
Mr. President...
735
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,416
- Wow. Thank you so much
for calling me Mr. President.
736
00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,083
- You're welcome.
- Okay, let's go.
737
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,375
- Bye, bad cop.
738
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,083
- Bye. I'll see you tomorrow.
Drink some Gatorade.
739
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,417
Sports juice.
740
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,083
- I like boobs,
you know what I'm saying?
741
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,457
Tim, I see what you're doing.
742
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,542
Evidence.
743
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:30,167
Evidence.
744
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:33,666
- Who doesn't like boobs?
745
00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:34,667
- Cheers.
746
00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:40,375
Woo! Who's ready to party?
747
00:32:42,292 --> 00:32:43,666
- You're so strong.
748
00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:44,833
- I am strong.
749
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,750
- Oh. Whoa.
- Whoa.
750
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,500
- Come on, our ride is here.
751
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,208
You made it?
752
00:32:58,209 --> 00:32:59,417
- Yep.
753
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:02,875
Okay. Let's make me
an Olympian.
754
00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:06,207
- How are you not
massively hungover right now?
755
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,207
- Well, I drank that Gatorade
that you suggested,
756
00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:12,374
and then I had a hot pocket
and then I had some pizza
757
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,707
and then I had some ice cream.
758
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,500
Also, I might still be drunk.
759
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,542
- Is that coffee?
Did you bring any water?
760
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:26,082
- Hmm. Okay. If this mentor-protégé thing
is going to work out,
761
00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:28,874
then you have to respect
my caffeinated process.
762
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,499
- Who said anything
about being a mentor?
763
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,457
I'm only doing this
so you don't tank our ranking.
764
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,999
- Oh, I'm sorry.
765
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,832
Am I cutting into your
766
00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:38,499
brooding-in-corners
wearing-a-leather-jacket time?
767
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,041
- I don't own a leather jacket
768
00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:42,124
- Well, you look like you could.
- Okay.
769
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:45,541
- So what are we doing first?
Picking out my pump-up song?
770
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,291
- No, but you can stretch,
and then we can start on three miles,
771
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:49,542
- Three miles?
772
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:54,124
That is 2.9 more miles
than they said I have to run.
773
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,499
- 2.94 miles.
774
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,374
You're confusing miles
and meters.
775
00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,708
- I think you're confusing me
with the metric system.
776
00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:02,042
- Let's go, Evans.
777
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,542
Put down your stuff.
778
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,708
- Oh my god.
779
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,167
Oh my god.
780
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,167
I can't feel anything.
781
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,000
I can't feel my legs.
782
00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,250
I can't feel my face.
783
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,791
- You're being a little dramatic.
784
00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:38,792
- It's the artist in me.
785
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,250
- Speaking of,
786
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,125
you wanna go to art school?
787
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,500
- Yeah.
788
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,375
Now that's like my biggest dream.
789
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:50,708
- Hmm.
790
00:34:50,709 --> 00:34:53,499
- But now that the pressure's on
and I have to send in my summer app,
791
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,125
I have no idea what to send in.
792
00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:56,625
- You started it yet?
793
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,792
- Since you asked.
794
00:35:04,917 --> 00:35:06,792
I've been working
on a few different things,
795
00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,375
But none of it feels right to me.
796
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,583
- Shit, you're really good.
797
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,667
- Thank you.
798
00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,792
Now I just have
to make CalArt see that.
799
00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:22,917
Pretend you're CalArts.
Tell me what's missing.
800
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,042
- Uh... nothing.
801
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:27,827
I, I think it's really great.
802
00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:31,374
- You're a really bad liar.
803
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,292
- No, I just...
- Come on.
804
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,083
Tell me the truth.
805
00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:38,957
- I don't know. I'm, I mean,
I'm not an expert by any means,
806
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,708
but maybe it's just,
807
00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:45,499
it is lacking some emotion.
808
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,916
- Okay.
809
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:50,249
I wasn't expecting
constructive criticism, but alright.
810
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,749
- I knew that was a draft.
Look, your art is amazing.
811
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,708
Seriously.
812
00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:54,748
What was the prompt again?
813
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,374
- Show us your happiest moment.
814
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,791
- Right, okay. So do you think
that that, that shows that?
815
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:03,958
Or is there anything
that is maybe happier?
816
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:08,333
- I had a really yummy donut
the other day.
817
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,792
- Uh, what about a,
818
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:15,500
a first love
or a first kiss or something?
819
00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:18,207
- Uh, well, I haven't had
those things,
820
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,625
so you're really pouring salt
on the wound here, AJ.
821
00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,792
- All I'm saying is that
you'll get there.
822
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,832
Just don't be afraid
to draw something
823
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,250
a little more vulnerable.
824
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,083
- Look, they just posted something.
825
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,374
Guess that would rule you out.
826
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,082
- At least it's not
on school property this time.
827
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,750
- Well, it's a little late
for that KingPun.
828
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,707
- Let's go, Frida Kahlo.
829
00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:45,999
We've gotta get you to a point
where you can run
830
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000
without wanting to puke.
831
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,542
- Might give me an edge.
832
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,125
- Doubt it.
833
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,500
- Did you know that
Frida Kahlo was bi?
834
00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:58,499
She was the OG bi-con.
835
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,000
- Oh, nice. Uh...
836
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,625
- Got joke for days, AJ.
837
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:17,958
- Come on...
838
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,499
Come on.
Come on, you got it.
839
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,000
Go. Go. Push.
840
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,083
Come on, KingPun, get it. Get that tire.
841
00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:26,667
Yeah!
842
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,583
- Hey. Look.
843
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:10,708
- Hey!
844
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,375
- Hi.
845
00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,292
Come on.
Come on, Stacey. Oh no!
846
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,727
Come on, Gabby, you got it.
- I'm sorry.
847
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,042
Come on, AJ, you got this.
848
00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:42,207
AJ! You got this!
849
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,167
You got it! You got it!
850
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,416
Yeah! Yeah!
- Come on!
851
00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,542
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
852
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:53,333
- Yes!
853
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,625
- Oh my god!
854
00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:03,124
Oh, Coach, Coach, Coach.
855
00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,124
- Okay. Alright!
856
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:06,500
Alright.
857
00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:09,666
- It goes against my entire
coaching approach to say this,
858
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,167
but you're actually getting
pretty good.
859
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,832
- I knew you were using
a tough love approach with me.
860
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,292
- I know, who do I think I am,
my dad?
861
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,333
That, that was a lot funnier
in my head.
862
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,583
- It's okay, dude.
863
00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,333
I'm no stranger
to dark dad humor.
864
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:29,833
Is he tough on you?
865
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,624
- He just sees
so much potential in me,
866
00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,000
I guess I don't wanna
let him down.
867
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,958
He wants me to get
a scholarship to a D1 school.
868
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,790
I think that's why I'm so stressed
about doing well.
869
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,108
But I don't wanna talk
about my dad.
870
00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:45,417
I'll save that one
for a future therapy session.
871
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,499
- Speaking of psychoanalyzing,
872
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,125
I think that you were right
about my art.
873
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,625
I, I think I do play it safe.
874
00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,292
- I get it.
875
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,332
- But I'm not gonna let you forget
that you said I was good.
876
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,707
A compliment from
the mysterious AJ Campos.
877
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,500
- Don't make me
regret it, Evans.
878
00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:05,542
You wanna try?
879
00:40:05,543 --> 00:40:08,916
- Mm. Can you play track
with a broken leg?
880
00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:10,077
- Don't worry, I'll spot you.
881
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:15,749
- Oh shit.
882
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:16,750
- Okay. Bend your knees.
883
00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:36,917
- Hold up.
884
00:40:38,292 --> 00:40:39,292
- What?
885
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,374
- I think that
this is KingPun's notebook.
886
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,999
- What, h-how do you know?
887
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
- Look, dude,
888
00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:48,457
it's totally in their style,
and it has KP written all over it.
889
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,832
- Oh yeah, that would do it.
890
00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,208
- Maybe it's somebody in track.
891
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,542
- Well, that would rule out Chantal.
892
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,875
- It was never her.
893
00:40:54,876 --> 00:40:57,958
Cute puns are not her vibe,
now that I think of it.
894
00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:01,417
This is exactly how
I'm gonna nail KingPun.
895
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
- How?
896
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,457
- I'm gonna DM them and tell them
that I have their notebook.
897
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,166
There's tons
of half-baked ideas in here.
898
00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,417
It's not like they're gonna
wanna leave it behind.
899
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,500
So what?
900
00:41:12,501 --> 00:41:14,041
You're just gonna
give it back to them
901
00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:15,541
without figuring out who it is?
902
00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,083
- AJ. You kidding me?
903
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,958
We're gonna have
a motherfucking stakeout.
904
00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,375
- Oh. No.
905
00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:30,000
Hold on.
906
00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,457
- It's almost-00 p. m.,
and KingPun left me on read.
907
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,917
So I know that they saw it.
908
00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,708
- Wow. Your detection skills are on point.
909
00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:40,500
- We should split up.
Cover more ground.
910
00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,082
- Oh god,
your efficiency is hot.
911
00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:43,708
- You're hot.
912
00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:44,749
- Help. Help. Help. Help.
913
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,070
- You know
the gate's open, right?
914
00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:47,958
Oh!
- Oh my god!
915
00:41:47,959 --> 00:41:49,541
Paige. Are you okay?
916
00:41:49,542 --> 00:41:51,041
- Ay, dios mio.
- Do you need help? Are you good?
917
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,042
- Ow.
918
00:41:52,417 --> 00:41:53,897
This girl's gonna be the death of me.
919
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:03,999
- Hey.
- Hey.
920
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,375
Wanna take the north side?
921
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
- Yeah, sure.
922
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,125
- Ugh.
923
00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:11,625
- They do know that's
the south east side, right?
924
00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:14,499
- No, but it is so hot
that you do.
925
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,333
- You're so hot.
926
00:42:15,334 --> 00:42:16,874
- You are so hot.
- You are.
927
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:17,957
- We are.
- We are.
928
00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:18,625
- We are.
929
00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:19,458
We are.
930
00:42:19,459 --> 00:42:20,624
We are. We are.
931
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,875
Oh, I'm glad
you have each other.
932
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,208
- Hello?
933
00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,708
- Oh shit.
- Sorry.
934
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,292
Ooh.
935
00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:35,958
You know I like it
when you grab my ass.
936
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,624
- Well, on the upside,
if you can't find KingPun,
937
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,042
it's kind of like a cool badge
of honor to get suspended.
938
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:47,667
- So you usually go for people
who get suspended?
939
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:52,333
- Um, I don't really have a type.
It's more of just a vibe.
940
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,542
- So your vibe is Aya then, huh?
941
00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,750
- Well, actually,
we just broke up.
942
00:42:58,542 --> 00:42:59,542
- Oh really?
943
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,333
That sucks. Sorry.
944
00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,458
Are you over them?
945
00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,082
- Depends, Paige. Who's asking?
946
00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:08,874
- Not me. I don't care.
947
00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,167
- Ouch.
948
00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:13,708
- I care.
949
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,125
I care.
950
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:19,375
I just was trying to be nice
and ask you questions. So...
951
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,749
Not that good at that though.
952
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,458
- Well, your questions are cute. So...
953
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:28,582
- Do you remember in fifth grade
when we were partnered up
954
00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,833
to take care of that egg together
in Ms. Higgins' class?
955
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:33,624
- Oh yeah.
956
00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,207
I'm pretty sure I dropped mine
on the first day
957
00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,958
and begged my mom
to replace it for me.
958
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,498
Geez, I totally forgot
you were my partner for that.
959
00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,333
Damn, I was a shitty mom.
960
00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,374
- Well, if it's any consolation,
961
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:47,291
I gave our egg a bath,
and I boiled it to death.
962
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,583
So guess I wasn't
a perfect mom either.
963
00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:52,582
Oh, hide.
964
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,874
- It's gotta KingPun.
965
00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,416
- Aren't we supposed
to be confronting them?
966
00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,291
- Yes. I'm just not good at confrontation.
967
00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:58,292
- Clearly.
968
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,666
Kind of weird
that we've co-parented
969
00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:06,458
and never kissed before, huh?
970
00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,208
- Yeah. It's a little bit strange.
971
00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,625
- Well, maybe we should try it.
972
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,250
- We could try it.
973
00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:18,541
- You can lean in now.
974
00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:19,667
- Yeah. Right.
975
00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:24,542
- Sorry.
976
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,792
- That was awkward.
977
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,708
Oh shit, they're leaving.
978
00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,333
Hey! Wait! Stop!
979
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,416
- Yo. I cannot believe
that your stupid stakeout idea
980
00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,332
might have actually worked,
but that was definitely Tim's car.
981
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,042
- How do you know?
982
00:44:45,043 --> 00:44:47,082
- Who else drives
a bright green Challenger
983
00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,416
with a bumper sticker that reads
"Your mom calls me daddy"?
984
00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:50,666
- Fucking Tim.
985
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:51,667
Mm-hmm.
986
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,250
- Uh, hold on.
I have to take this.
987
00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,687
- So do you think
you cracked the case?
988
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,250
- Yeah, I guess so.
989
00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:10,250
Paige, let's go.
We're gonna be late.
990
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,999
Are you seriously not packed
for our away meet yet?
991
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,167
- I started.
992
00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:17,749
Dillon, I need
to tell you something.
993
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:18,625
- What, what happened?
994
00:45:18,626 --> 00:45:20,457
- Don't make it a big deal. Okay.
995
00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:21,833
- What happened?
996
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,245
Did you find another one
of your mom's special movies?
997
00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,416
- Gabby and I kissed.
998
00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:29,082
- I'm sorry, what?
999
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,125
- I know.
1000
00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:33,042
- Wait, Gabriela Campos kissed you.
1001
00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:36,458
Okay. Screw packing.
Tell me exactly what happened.
1002
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:39,124
- I don't know. It kind of
just happened at the stakeout.
1003
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:42,082
It was really weird, actually.
1004
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,083
- What do you mean weird?
1005
00:45:43,084 --> 00:45:45,291
You've been waiting for this, like,
literally your entire life.
1006
00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,125
You're obsessed with her.
1007
00:45:46,126 --> 00:45:47,999
- Well, it was very anti-climactic.
1008
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,458
- Was it a bad kiss?
1009
00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,957
Is that her fatal flaw?
Does she have an Achilles tongue?
1010
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,874
- Maybe it wasn't her.
It was probably me.
1011
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,582
- That makes more sense.
She's kissed a lot of people. Yeah.
1012
00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,874
- Shit! I haven't kissed anyone.
I don't know how to kiss.
1013
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:00,916
- Yeah. You're probably
a terrible kisser.
1014
00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:02,332
- You need to teach me.
- No.
1015
00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:03,541
- Teach me.
- What, ew!
1016
00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:05,124
God, are you seriously trying
to kiss me right now?
1017
00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,707
- Just kiss me please. Come on.
1018
00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:08,582
- No means no, Paige.
Come on.
1019
00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:09,916
You're not a man.
Thank you.
1020
00:46:09,917 --> 00:46:12,000
- Why are you so dressed up?
1021
00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:15,541
- It's a structured blazer.
Everybody quit tripping.
1022
00:46:15,542 --> 00:46:16,542
Come on. Let's go.
1023
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,458
Did you pack us the food?
1024
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,874
Ugh. I can't believe
I'm such a bad kisser.
1025
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,000
- Oh no, no, no, no.
1026
00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:28,749
Bad kisser, that is impossible.
Not possible.
1027
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:32,124
The Evans women
are legendary kissers.
1028
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,957
Your grandmother won the Frenching contest
three years running.
1029
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,291
- Oh my god.
- I placed second.
1030
00:46:36,292 --> 00:46:38,166
- What?
- I've told you about this?
1031
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:39,749
I tied with
your great aunt Janine.
1032
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:41,999
Oh my god, she is a maniac.
1033
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,249
- Wow. I guess the promiscuous gene
skips a generation.
1034
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,457
- That's what they say.
1035
00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:48,832
- Do you think maybe
it's not the kiss, it's the person?
1036
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:49,913
- Oh.
- What does that mean?
1037
00:46:50,292 --> 00:46:53,292
- Maybe you were let down by the kiss
because your crush has run its course.
1038
00:46:53,458 --> 00:46:55,249
- But I've liked Gabby forever.
1039
00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,249
- Might think that maybe
there are other people out there.
1040
00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,458
- Yeah.
- Like who?
1041
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,874
- Hi, Mrs. Evans. Miss. Sorry.
1042
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,749
- Hey, AJ.
- AJ.
1043
00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:08,541
Wow. Finally, we meet after hearing
about you 24/7 from this one.
1044
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,832
- She's being sarcastic.
1045
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:12,124
- I mean, the word constantly
springs to mind.
1046
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,666
- Um, what are you gonna do now that
the antisocial artist is out of the house?
1047
00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:17,416
- Oh man.
So many possibilities.
1048
00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:18,832
I mean, the sky's the limit, right?
1049
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,374
I'm not gonna crumble.
That's the one thing I'm not gonna do.
1050
00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,250
- We're gone for a night.
1051
00:47:22,251 --> 00:47:23,499
- I know. Well, it doesn't matter.
1052
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,083
I'm not gonna crumble. So...
1053
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,541
Hey, AJ, um, do me a favor
1054
00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:30,249
and try to get old Paige here
to loosen up a little bit.
1055
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,291
Okay.
1056
00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:32,499
You know, like,
1057
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:36,000
fire up a bong and knock back
a couple of wine coolers.
1058
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,957
Oh my god. I have poppers in the car.
Should I run? Grab?
1059
00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:41,332
- No. That's the wrong type of gay.
1060
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,707
- Well, hello there.
Long time, no see.
1061
00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:47,666
- A little delayed gratification
never hurt anyone.
1062
00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:48,333
- Okay.
1063
00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:50,207
So you making me wait.
1064
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,374
- They call it edging these days.
1065
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:53,916
I looked it up on Wikipedia,
1066
00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:57,124
and the definition is quite rank.
1067
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,916
- I don't know the meaning
of rank, but I believe you.
1068
00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:02,041
- It means filthy dirty.
1069
00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:05,499
- Well, I'm gonna just get your number
off the emergency contact list.
1070
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,874
- Okay. I've had
your number for, like,
1071
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,166
I don't know how many days.
1072
00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:10,207
Go with the program. Okay.
1073
00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:12,957
I mean, text me.
Like, I'm not getting any younger.
1074
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:13,958
Come on.
1075
00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:16,917
- Let's go!
1076
00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,292
Here are you room keys, sir.
1077
00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:20,875
Quiet hours start at00.
1078
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:34,042
- Okay. Listen up, hormonal teens.
1079
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:37,332
Now on this list is the name
of your roommate.
1080
00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,749
I know that 60 percent
of you are queer,
1081
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,957
but, guys, don't go
in the girls' room.
1082
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:45,374
And, girls, please don't go
in the guys' room.
1083
00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,291
We don't want anybody getting pregnant.
1084
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,874
And I'm talking specifically
to you, Stacey and Dillon.
1085
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:51,416
- What? We would never.
1086
00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,582
- One, as I made it clear
on my campaign trail,
1087
00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,457
I will not be allowing
the administration to control
1088
00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,499
what I do with my body.
1089
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,541
Two. Obviously, I'm on birth control.
1090
00:48:58,542 --> 00:48:59,832
- Well, I'm on team control,
1091
00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:02,958
and I want lights out
by00 p. m.
1092
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:07,833
I have a FaceTime date
with a very lovely lady.
1093
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,832
I don't want to be interrupted.
1094
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,249
And Paige, no graffiti.
1095
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,417
- Your new stepdad.
- Ugh.
1096
00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:14,917
- Hey.
1097
00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:15,667
- Hi.
1098
00:49:15,668 --> 00:49:16,792
- We should talk.
1099
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,207
- Hey, guess we're rooming together.
1100
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,208
Can't get rid of you.
1101
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,666
- Um, I'm gonna go find out
who my roommate is,
1102
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:23,750
but I'll see you later.
1103
00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:28,457
- Did you know
that squirrels remember
1104
00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:30,125
every single person
they've ever seen?
1105
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,082
- What?
- They have photographic memories.
1106
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,332
- Mm-hmm.
1107
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,874
Uh, I look forward to hearing
more animal facts tonight.
1108
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,750
Oh good. 'Cause there are so plenty.
1109
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,041
- Guys, team party.
My room, 30. Be there.
1110
00:49:42,042 --> 00:49:43,962
- No, you guys heard coach.
We, we can't do that.
1111
00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:45,292
- Oh no.
1112
00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:46,749
Yeah, we definitely can't do that.
1113
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,167
Especially since our track meet starts
at00 p. m., right?
1114
00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,305
Looks like we're getting
fucked up tonight.
1115
00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:53,792
- Oh Paige. You're so innocent.
1116
00:49:57,833 --> 00:50:01,999
- Okay. This one is either whiskey or rum.
1117
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,874
Then we've got peach vodka.
We've got lemon vodka.
1118
00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:06,875
- Wiper fluid?
1119
00:50:06,876 --> 00:50:08,041
- More vodka.
1120
00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:09,541
And we got mouthwash,
1121
00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:11,499
but you just gotta drink
a lot of it to get fucked up.
1122
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,582
- Mm, that looks the least risky.
1123
00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,457
- Is that all you could get
from your parents?
1124
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,666
- Yeah. Well, look,
my beard is coming in
1125
00:50:17,667 --> 00:50:19,666
so it's only a matter of time
before I stop getting carded.
1126
00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:21,083
- Oh yeah, for sure.
1127
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,750
- Yo, Tim!
- Hey.
1128
00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:24,625
- There he is.
1129
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,124
- You know, you actually have
to confront Tim
1130
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,916
about being KingPun
to accuse him, right?
1131
00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,375
- I've been working up to it.
1132
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,875
- She really scares me sometimes.
1133
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,250
- Tim.
1134
00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:36,332
I know you're KingPun.
I have your notebook.
1135
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,167
- What?
1136
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:39,874
- I saw you after school
the other night. Okay.
1137
00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:42,582
What were you doing there
if not to get your notebook?
1138
00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:43,583
Okay, okay, okay.
1139
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,708
I'll tell you.
1140
00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,542
I'm in Renaissance club.
1141
00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:49,000
- Come again?
1142
00:50:49,583 --> 00:50:52,374
- I'm in Renaissance club.
I'm a Rennie, if you will.
1143
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,874
- Oh my god.
1144
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,916
- We were having
our monthly feast.
1145
00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,333
And when I got to school,
1146
00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,541
well, it was canceled.
1147
00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,249
- I don't believe you.
1148
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,250
- Are you serious?
1149
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,458
Look.
1150
00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:08,458
- Wow.
1151
00:51:08,459 --> 00:51:13,082
- Okay. Everyone gather around,
it is game time.
1152
00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,249
- We have to play some games.
1153
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:18,166
- Still got a... lot
of questions for you.
1154
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,749
- I got a lot of answers.
1155
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,750
- A lot of questions.
1156
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,916
- Hey.
- Hey.
1157
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,000
- Perfect timing. We're about
to play seven minutes.
1158
00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:32,207
- What? Like seven minutes in heaven?
1159
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,457
- No. That perpetuates
a Christian narrative.
1160
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,291
We're playing seven minutes
in the hotel bathroom,
1161
00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:37,372
and it's a track tradition.
1162
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:41,083
Okay, everyone, phones in,
pride at the door.
1163
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:44,249
- For any new additions,
the rules are simple.
1164
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:46,499
You put your phone in the bag
and if your phone gets picked,
1165
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,580
you have to go into the bathroom
with another person.
1166
00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,041
And since this is 2022,
1167
00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:52,457
we will not force anyone
to make out if you don't want to.
1168
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:54,457
But I will say seven minutes is
such a long time
1169
00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,207
to be in the bathroom
with someone and not make out.
1170
00:51:56,208 --> 00:51:57,875
Just saying, Paige.
- Okay? Alright.
1171
00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,291
Everyone's phones are in.
Alright.
1172
00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,167
First phone is...
1173
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,082
Oh!
1174
00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:35,958
- Paige!
1175
00:52:35,959 --> 00:52:38,833
I believe this questionable
phone case belongs to you.
1176
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,624
- No.
Yes.
1177
00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:41,833
Now let's see.
1178
00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:46,999
Whose case is this?
1179
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,125
That'd be mine.
1180
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:51,832
- What's your background?
1181
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,500
- Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie.
1182
00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:56,750
- AJ. It's you.
1183
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,958
Come on. Get in there.
1184
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,833
Come on. Let's go.
1185
00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,416
Rules are rules.
We don't make the rules.
1186
00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:04,666
They're just the rules.
1187
00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:06,624
Have fun.
1188
00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:09,042
- Use the dental dams.
1189
00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:15,792
Oh, I got one.
1190
00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:20,000
Did you know that pandas
1191
00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:23,625
fake their pregnancies
to get extra food?
1192
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:27,541
- Oh wow. Another random animal fact.
1193
00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:28,958
So soon?
1194
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:31,707
- I know. I'm just nervous.
1195
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,292
Don't you kind of know me by now.
1196
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,125
- Yeah. I kind of do.
1197
00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:39,083
Okay. Let me think of,
1198
00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:43,958
of random animal fact
while you get yourself together,
1199
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
- Psst.
1200
00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,458
You could also just
tell me something real.
1201
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,250
- Yeah.
1202
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:55,792
Okay. Yeah.
1203
00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,875
Um...
1204
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,125
I'm terrified of flying.
1205
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,832
- Is that all you're giving me?
1206
00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,916
- Yes. Well, I don't, I just,
1207
00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:13,041
I don't think that humans
are meant to sit in chairs
1208
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,291
in the sky, you know.
1209
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:16,957
Like, like, that's messed up,
if you think about it.
1210
00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:18,791
- Damn.
1211
00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,458
We are bad at
the small talk thing.
1212
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,667
- I tried.
1213
00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:26,832
- But at least it's better
than us awkwardly making out.
1214
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:27,667
- Yeah.
1215
00:54:27,668 --> 00:54:29,499
I mean, what, can,
can you imagine,
1216
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,624
what, suddenly
we're hardcore making out?
1217
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:34,499
- Mm. That just sounds
- Come on.
1218
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,417
- Really crazy.
1219
00:54:35,418 --> 00:54:36,666
- It, it would be hilarious.
1220
00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:40,374
- It would be just super funny.
1221
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:41,250
- Yeah.
1222
00:54:41,251 --> 00:54:43,833
Funny, like this being
my first kiss.
1223
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,250
- Very funny.
1224
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083
- I know everyone makes
assumptions about me.
1225
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:55,292
The mysterious AJ Campos.
1226
00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,292
Brooding, leather jacket type,
1227
00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:02,125
but, um, no,
never kissed anyone.
1228
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:03,875
Ever.
1229
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,667
I guess we have that lack
of experience in common.
1230
00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:09,667
- Yeah.
1231
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,832
But why haven't you?
1232
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,332
I mean, I'm sure that,
1233
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,791
you know,
people probably want to.
1234
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:19,167
- I'm not opposed to it.
1235
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,625
- I'm not opposed to it either.
1236
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:23,833
- Kissing someone?
1237
00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:26,000
- Kissing you.
1238
00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,750
- Oh.
1239
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,749
- Do you think that
this is gonna be awkward later?
1240
00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:58,042
- No, I really don't think so.
1241
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:02,533
- Do you have enough blanket?
- Do you have enough room?
1242
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,250
We're being weird about this.
1243
00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:06,833
Yeah.
1244
00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:09,083
And this really does not have
to be weird.
1245
00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:10,458
- No.
1246
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:12,292
It doesn't.
1247
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,791
I honestly don't think
I'm gonna be able to fall asleep.
1248
00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,625
Like, my mind is racing
from this whole CalArts thing.
1249
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,582
- You're really lucky your mom is
so supportive of you being...
1250
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:29,583
- Gay.
1251
00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:31,542
- No. I'm gonna say an artist.
1252
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,917
- Oh.
- I do. Yeah.
1253
00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:37,583
I feel like I would never pursue
something like that.
1254
00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:39,458
- Because of your parents?
1255
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,750
- Like... to them,
1256
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,292
everything artistic is a risk.
1257
00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:49,583
Which I, I guess I get.
1258
00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:52,458
- What did they say
when you came out?
1259
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,332
- When I told my mom I was bi,
1260
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,083
she didn't really say anything.
1261
00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,166
But when Gabby came out,
1262
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:02,125
she made it pretty impossible
to ignore.
1263
00:57:03,625 --> 00:57:07,457
She did it at her 14th birthday party.
Like, at the party.
1264
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,750
- Oh wow.
- Yeah.
1265
00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,875
I think my abuela was gonna puke.
1266
00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:15,667
- Is it hard having a twin?
1267
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,083
- I mean, I love her,
1268
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:22,917
and we have this
really special, cool bond.
1269
00:57:23,542 --> 00:57:25,832
But Gabby's also
painfully charming,
1270
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,458
and everyone's obsessed
with her.
1271
00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,583
It's just an impossible comparison
to live up to, you know.
1272
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:41,291
That was a lot. I don't know
why I told you all that.
1273
00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:42,292
- It wasn't a lot.
1274
00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:44,208
I'm glad you told me.
1275
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:46,875
- But what about you?
1276
00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:49,958
Is it hard growing up with just your mom?
1277
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:54,333
- Mm, sometimes, but not really.
1278
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,042
I just love her so much.
1279
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,582
Mm, she's like my best friend.
1280
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,582
- Aw.
- Don't tell her that though.
1281
00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,167
She wants it too much.
1282
00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:09,666
One day, she just decided
she wanted a kid,
1283
00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:13,625
so she got some sperm
and she did it herself.
1284
00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,292
- That's pretty badass.
1285
00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:21,791
Now I know where you get
your confidence from.
1286
00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:23,500
- What are you talking about?
1287
00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:28,500
You're the one who has the whole
quiet confident thing going on.
1288
00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:31,958
Nobody ever knows
what you're thinking,
1289
00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:34,875
including me.
1290
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,208
- Hey.
1291
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,083
I'm working on it.
1292
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:07,625
- We should...
1293
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,249
- Yeah, you're right, we should
probably get some sleep.
1294
00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,917
- Yeah. Yeah.
1295
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,458
- Okay.
1296
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,333
Good night, Paige.
1297
00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,500
- Night, AJ.
1298
01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:35,458
I've asked you nicely.
1299
01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:37,875
All I wanted was some Cheetos.
1300
01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:42,458
Hey, give me my food!
1301
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,416
- Hey.
1302
01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:47,791
- Hey!
1303
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,708
Oh my god, thank god you're here.
1304
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,875
- Gabby, drunk Gabby.
1305
01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:55,792
- The stupid vending machine
won't give me my food.
1306
01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,333
- I got you.
1307
01:00:59,334 --> 01:01:00,458
- Wow.
1308
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,457
I'm telling you, listen,
1309
01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,457
I've tried this
so many times tonight,
1310
01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:06,916
and it has not happened.
1311
01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:08,291
I mean, I don't know...
1312
01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,292
Oh.
1313
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,875
Food!
1314
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,707
Thank you.
1315
01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:16,457
It's so crazy.
1316
01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,207
- I'm gonna walk you
to your room, okay.
1317
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,041
- If you wanna walk me back
to my room, Paige,
1318
01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:21,322
then that's what we're gonna do.
1319
01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:23,292
- I'm gonna do that.
- Alright.
1320
01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:25,582
Remember,
1321
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,000
remember when I told you
that me and Aya broke up?
1322
01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:29,708
- Yeah.
1323
01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:33,333
- Well, it actually turns out
that they broke up with me.
1324
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,000
No one knows that though.
1325
01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,291
Gabby Campos got dumped.
1326
01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,625
Shh.
1327
01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:44,917
- Are you okay?
1328
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:49,042
- Um, yeah, I am...
1329
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,958
I'm not.
1330
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,667
You're good at making me
feel better though.
1331
01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:59,916
- I can't, I can't,
I can't. I'm sorry.
1332
01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:01,458
- Why don't you want to kiss me?
1333
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,249
Why does no one want to kiss me?
1334
01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:08,000
- I'm sorry, I just have
a crush on somebody else.
1335
01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,208
- Story of my life, am I right?
1336
01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:18,042
- Gabby?
1337
01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:23,875
It's a froyo loyalty card.
1338
01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:26,750
- Yeah,
1339
01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:30,458
that it is.
1340
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,250
See ya later, alligator.
1341
01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,375
- Good night.
1342
01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,458
AJ, are you awake?
1343
01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:05,916
Well, friends,
it doesn't get any bigger than this.
1344
01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:09,416
We're here at the historic
Central Square Track and Field,
1345
01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:11,499
and we've got a big one today.
1346
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,582
And this is the stuff
dreams are made of,
1347
01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:16,249
but also nightmares
if you're not in the top three.
1348
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,916
- It goes by so fast,
like childhood.
1349
01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:20,958
I just hope that everybody takes
every moment in
1350
01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:23,041
and makes it special.
1351
01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:25,374
- Now some would say
there are no losers here today.
1352
01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:26,333
Is that true?
- No.
1353
01:03:26,334 --> 01:03:27,792
- Fantastic.
1354
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,457
- The polls say
you're two points behind.
1355
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:31,582
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1356
01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:32,375
- I wouldn't trust the polls,
1357
01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:33,874
especially when they're run
by two freshmen
1358
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:34,750
who have crushes on you.
1359
01:03:34,751 --> 01:03:36,541
- Okay, Todd and Harry did
the best they can
1360
01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:37,500
with the resources they have.
1361
01:03:37,501 --> 01:03:38,832
- Mm-hmm, yeah?
"The best they can?"
1362
01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:40,207
Are they?
Are they really?
1363
01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:41,333
- Guys, emergency.
1364
01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:42,874
Have you guys seen AJ?
1365
01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,541
I tried to sit next to her on the bus,
but then Coach cornered me
1366
01:03:44,542 --> 01:03:45,791
to talk about my mom's food preferences.
1367
01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:46,542
- No, why?
1368
01:03:46,543 --> 01:03:47,916
You have that anxious-sweating
1369
01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:49,332
through-your-clinical-strength
deodorant look in your eye.
1370
01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:50,499
- AJ and I kissed last night.
1371
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:51,666
- Shut up!
- What?
1372
01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,541
- And then Gabby tried
to kiss me, again.
1373
01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:54,582
- Oh my god.
- Oh no.
1374
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,457
- And I'm freaking out because AJ thinks
1375
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,249
it was both of our first kisses,
but it wasn't.
1376
01:03:58,250 --> 01:04:00,624
My first kiss was with Gabby,
and I don't know what to do
1377
01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,957
because I actually like AJ.
1378
01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:03,833
- No shit.
1379
01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:04,833
- Dillon,
1380
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:08,250
our kiss was really real.
1381
01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:10,957
You know what I'm saying?
It was really good.
1382
01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,041
- Okay, uh, Paige,
take, take a deep breath
1383
01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,957
'cause you can't have
an orgasm on the field.
1384
01:04:14,958 --> 01:04:16,416
- I just don't know what to do.
1385
01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:17,999
I don't want her to think
that it didn't matter.
1386
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,624
And I don't want her think
that I like her sister, I don't.
1387
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,916
I don't want her to hate me.
1388
01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:24,792
We were talking all night,
and I really don't want her to hate me.
1389
01:04:26,042 --> 01:04:28,166
Four by 100 relay teams,
1390
01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:29,666
please report to the starting line!
1391
01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:30,749
- What am I gonna do?
1392
01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:33,374
- Um, okay, well, first of all,
1393
01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:35,166
you're gonna run the race
1394
01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,041
and hopefully
you won't trip and fall,
1395
01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,916
and then we can figure out
what to say to AJ.
1396
01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:41,541
- I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants
like that marathon runner did.
1397
01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:42,458
- Shit your pants?
1398
01:04:42,459 --> 01:04:43,749
Please shit your pants,
that would be hilarious.
1399
01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:46,124
- No, please don't shit your pants.
It's gonna slow us down.
1400
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,791
- True, maybe don't shit your pants.
1401
01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:49,291
- And that's it for the javelin.
1402
01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:51,207
We're getting that young athlete
carted off the field.
1403
01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:52,208
I'm sure they'll be okay.
1404
01:04:52,209 --> 01:04:55,166
They're doing amazing things now
with blood platelet therapy.
1405
01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:57,707
And now we're on to the big one,
1406
01:04:57,708 --> 01:04:59,374
the granddaddy of them all,
1407
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:01,374
the fastest 50 seconds in sport,
1408
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,582
the four by 100 meter relay.
1409
01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:06,499
Trigger warning,
there will be a gunshot to start,
1410
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,500
but it's fake.
1411
01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:11,167
Runners, take your mark.
1412
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,874
- How would you approach
a baton handoff?
1413
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:32,875
- I'd go like this.
1414
01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:35,167
Okay, ready? Grab.
1415
01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:36,667
So I don't look.
1416
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:38,417
I'll do it again.
- Ah, incredible.
1417
01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:40,832
Incredible.
And our hands did not touch.
1418
01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:42,041
- Oh, but you have to do it backwards.
1419
01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,750
Just picture this, but backwards.
- Okay.
1420
01:05:48,417 --> 01:05:49,417
On your mark!
1421
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,375
Get set.
1422
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:03,750
Go, Gabby!
1423
01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:06,250
Go, go, go!
1424
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,499
- Here we are with
the second leg of the race
1425
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,916
and for Miller High,
this is Gabriela Campos.
1426
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,375
She's one of the captains.
1427
01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,249
- Look at 'em go, wow.
1428
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,541
She's really, she's just,
she's just doing a lot of this.
1429
01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:21,622
- She's doing tons of this.
1430
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:24,707
This is gonna be a crucial handoff here
to newcomer Paige Evans.
1431
01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:26,833
And they get it done!
And now Paige Evans is off.
1432
01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,499
Now look at Miller High,
they are neck and neck.
1433
01:06:56,500 --> 01:07:00,707
An absolute surprise.
Oh, the humanity of it all.
1434
01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,874
Incredible.
Linklater close behind.
1435
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,166
Now ahead, going in the lead.
1436
01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:05,708
Miller High...
1437
01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:09,625
Miller High second place!
1438
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,542
- Second place!
1439
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,375
- Hey, can I talk to you
about last night?
1440
01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:30,708
- What about last night?
1441
01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:32,292
What happened last night?
1442
01:07:32,293 --> 01:07:34,417
- My drunk ass tried
to kiss Paige.
1443
01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,874
I'm sorry, I should have asked
1444
01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:38,832
and not just assumed
because we kissed before,
1445
01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:41,666
but honestly I should probably apologize
for that kiss too.
1446
01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:43,227
I clearly don't deal
with breakups well.
1447
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,249
- You all know about this?
1448
01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:48,291
- It's really not what...
1449
01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:49,042
- No, it's fine.
1450
01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:50,042
You don't have
to explain yourself.
1451
01:07:50,043 --> 01:07:51,541
- AJ, can we please talk?
1452
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:53,125
- No, it's fine.
1453
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875
It was just a kiss, right?
1454
01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:58,427
And actually, I should be
apologizing to you.
1455
01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:02,207
I'm KingPun, so we're even.
1456
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,458
- What?
- Oh shit.
1457
01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:05,497
- You guys like each other?
1458
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:07,999
- Gab, really, keep up please.
1459
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,707
- Shit.
1460
01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,083
AJ, wait!
1461
01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:13,958
- No, Paige, Paige,
Paige, Paige, Paige.
1462
01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:15,708
Give them a moment, okay.
1463
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,333
It's okay.
1464
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:18,750
It's okay. It's okay.
1465
01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:24,625
- AJ, wait.
1466
01:08:24,626 --> 01:08:25,916
- Leave me alone, Gabby.
1467
01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:26,957
- Wait.
1468
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,791
I didn't know you liked her, okay.
1469
01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,272
I never would've kissed her if I did.
1470
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,541
- Yeah, I know,
but this always happens.
1471
01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,624
Every time I try
to make new friends
1472
01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:35,875
or just do my own thing,
1473
01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,791
people always think
of you first.
1474
01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:38,874
- I'm sorry.
1475
01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:41,582
- God, I was so stupid for thinking
this time was different.
1476
01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,917
- AJ, you're not stupid.
1477
01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:45,041
Paige isn't even into me.
1478
01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:47,002
She said she likes someone else,
I'm guessing you.
1479
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,124
- She never told me that.
1480
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,005
- Just like you didn't tell me
you were KingPun.
1481
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,416
I mean, what is going on with you?
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
1482
01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,916
- Because Mom and Dad would kill me
if they found out I was spending time
1483
01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:58,000
on literally anything
other than school or track,
1484
01:08:58,417 --> 01:09:00,000
let alone defacing the school.
1485
01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,542
- But it's me, AJ.
1486
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,500
- I know.
1487
01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:10,292
But everything I do is always
overshadowed by you, Gabs.
1488
01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,250
I needed something that was mine.
1489
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,707
- How am I supposed to help you
if you don't tell me anything?
1490
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,416
- Help me with what,
Mom and Dad?
1491
01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,416
- They're hard on me too,
you know.
1492
01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:21,916
- Oh, now this is about you, great.
1493
01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:22,917
- I'm sorry.
1494
01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:25,042
I didn't mean it.
1495
01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:26,917
- Listen, I will be fine.
1496
01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,125
Just let second place
feel like last today, okay.
1497
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,167
Wow,
1498
01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:37,708
AJ is KingPun.
1499
01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,208
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
1500
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,542
I did not see that coming.
1501
01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:43,333
- Neither did I.
1502
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,291
Thank you for getting me
my favorite, by the way.
1503
01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:48,457
- You're welcome.
1504
01:09:48,458 --> 01:09:51,292
I mean, I got it for both
of us, so I... well, okay.
1505
01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:54,542
Um,
1506
01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:57,916
so, I hate to bring this up,
1507
01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:00,707
but it's almost the end of the semester
1508
01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,917
and I was kind of a-wonderin'
1509
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:07,999
what you were planning to do
about the whole suspension thing.
1510
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,666
- Mm, I have no clue.
1511
01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:10,750
- Mm-hmm.
1512
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,707
- I don't want to give AJ away
because her dad would be really upset,
1513
01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,749
but I also don't want to ruin
this whole CalArts thing.
1514
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,292
- Yeah, I get it.
1515
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,875
- Everything is falling apart.
1516
01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,917
She won't speak to me.
1517
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,791
She ignored me
the whole time on the bus,
1518
01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,749
and she doesn't answer
any of my texts.
1519
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:33,416
So... how am I supposed
to draw my happiest moment
1520
01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:35,292
when I'm the most depressed
I've ever been?
1521
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,166
- Well, stop wondering
1522
01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:40,457
how you could have done
things differently, you know.
1523
01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:43,707
I mean, sometimes you just have
to let your feelings guide you.
1524
01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,082
That's all you can really do.
1525
01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:48,250
And then sometimes
your head and your heart
1526
01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,166
end up duking it out.
1527
01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:54,791
- Well, those two things
aren't really working right now, are they?
1528
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,457
- She's gonna come around.
You've just got to give her some time.
1529
01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,042
That's the way this works.
1530
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,124
- You didn't see
the look on her face, Mom.
1531
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,583
- I know. I didn't, but
1532
01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:07,457
I've been AJ.
1533
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:08,458
Okay.
1534
01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:12,041
I've been you, I've been Gabby.
1535
01:11:12,042 --> 01:11:13,042
You break hearts,
1536
01:11:13,043 --> 01:11:16,166
you get your heart broken,
and everything in between.
1537
01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,207
That's just how it works.
1538
01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:22,333
Be cool. And I think eventually
AJ will hear what you're saying.
1539
01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:24,875
- Having feelings is evil.
1540
01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:26,583
- It's the worst.
1541
01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,374
No feelings would be better,
1542
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:31,417
but that's just not the way it is.
1543
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,832
I do have one more
really important question though.
1544
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:35,999
- What's up?
1545
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,082
- How does Coach Murray look?
1546
01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:40,416
- Oh.
- Like, seriously, level with me.
1547
01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:43,625
Tell me everything.
I want all the details.
1548
01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:46,695
What do you mean you think
only five people are gonna vote?
1549
01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:49,000
Hi, Gabby.
1550
01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:52,000
Huh. I'm telling you...
1551
01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:30,167
- Jesus.
1552
01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,249
Just drop it in your class box.
1553
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,792
- Thank you.
Yep, you got it.
1554
01:14:48,542 --> 01:14:50,916
- I'm sorry, I just,
I really need to...
1555
01:14:50,917 --> 01:14:52,000
I know this is rude.
1556
01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,750
Um,
1557
01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:59,082
Sorry, I, I dropped something
up there,
1558
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,500
so I have to go ahead of you.
1559
01:15:02,292 --> 01:15:03,583
Sorry, I'm gonna...
1560
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,957
Hi.
- What are you doing?
1561
01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,041
- Are you just going
to ignore me forever?
1562
01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:09,291
- It's been three days.
1563
01:15:09,292 --> 01:15:12,167
- Well, each one of them
has felt like daylight savings.
1564
01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:14,499
- That would make them
an hour shorter.
1565
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:17,332
- Well, I told you, I don't know
the metric system.
1566
01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,291
- I know you were forced
to hang out with me on track,
1567
01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:20,874
but then you used me
to get to my sister,
1568
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:23,541
to hide from Chantal,
and to figure out who KingPun was.
1569
01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:24,916
- Which you could have
told me about by the way.
1570
01:15:24,917 --> 01:15:26,197
- Oh, because you were
so honest?
1571
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,792
- Okay, I deserved that.
1572
01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,291
It's not like you told
the truth though, either.
1573
01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:32,457
- Well, I wanted to tell you.
1574
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,207
- You know, there are other places
you can go to make out, right?
1575
01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:36,792
- That's really not
what we're doing.
1576
01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:40,167
I wanted to tell you about KingPun,
that I was KingPun.
1577
01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:42,333
I wanted to tell you how I felt,
1578
01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:44,749
how I think about you
all the time.
1579
01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,666
How when you look at me,
1580
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,082
I feel like my heart is
literally beating in my ears.
1581
01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,249
And when you get flustered,
I get flustered
1582
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,457
'cause I think it's the stupidest,
cutest thing I've ever seen.
1583
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:55,833
But maybe this is why
I didn't tell you,
1584
01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:58,167
because I knew it was
too good to be true.
1585
01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:01,707
You don't get to choose who you fall for.
Believe me, I get it.
1586
01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,250
- AJ, look at me.
1587
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:06,792
I like you.
1588
01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:09,032
- I don't want to be runner-up.
1589
01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:17,499
Why does
the vote for Dillon hashtag
1590
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,166
only have two posts,
and they're both from me?
1591
01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:21,166
- She hasn't posted
in 12 hours, is that weird?
1592
01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:22,207
That feels really weird.
1593
01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,874
- Uh, do you care
because it's KingPun,
1594
01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:25,749
or do you care because it's AJ
and it's driving you nuts
1595
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,030
not knowing what she's thinking?
1596
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,917
- I'm not answering that.
1597
01:16:29,542 --> 01:16:32,207
Listen, I just know how much trouble
AJ will be in if I tell on her.
1598
01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:33,458
I don't know what to do.
1599
01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:35,375
- Fleeing is always an option.
1600
01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,667
- You're gonna be
a great president, Stacey.
1601
01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:39,250
- Thank you.
1602
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,708
- Wait, you didn't vote for me?
1603
01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:44,082
Here are me and AJ's uniforms.
1604
01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:45,875
- Thank you, Gabby.
Just put it in there.
1605
01:16:47,292 --> 01:16:49,874
- Hey, this had hot Cheetos dust
on it when I got it.
1606
01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:50,875
Really weird.
1607
01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:54,750
- Oh, Paige.
1608
01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:57,999
Principal Collins would like
to see you in her office.
1609
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,082
- I know.
1610
01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:00,500
- And, um,
1611
01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:05,416
tell your mom I said... hi.
1612
01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:06,417
- I will not.
1613
01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,958
Okay, let's just get this over with.
1614
01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,291
I'm KingPun.
There, I said it, okay.
1615
01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:18,666
I accept whatever consequences
you determine for me,
1616
01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:19,874
and I'll face them.
1617
01:17:19,875 --> 01:17:21,707
- Wait, let me get this straight.
1618
01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:23,249
You are also KingPun?
1619
01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:24,083
- Yes.
1620
01:17:24,084 --> 01:17:26,457
- Okay, I'm KingPun,
we're all KingPun.
1621
01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:27,749
In fact, I'm QueenPun.
1622
01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,541
- Huh?
- Is it root vegetable season?
1623
01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:31,374
Because it's turn up time, see?
1624
01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:33,624
- No, I-I'm KingPun.
1625
01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,082
- We know you're not KingPun, okay.
1626
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,582
AJ Campos came in
about an hour ago,
1627
01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,166
and she confessed to everything.
- Wait, what?
1628
01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:39,707
- Do you want to get suspended too?
1629
01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:42,624
I'm just curious, 'cause it feels like
you wanna get suspended.
1630
01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:44,707
And I don't know about you, but I'm
not trying to do double the paperwork.
1631
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:45,791
I got things to do.
1632
01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:47,166
- Wait, suspension?
1633
01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:48,707
You, you suspended her?
1634
01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:50,374
- Yes, I suspended her.
1635
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,332
She came in and gave me
all the evidence I needed,
1636
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:54,374
and she's allowed back
into school next semester.
1637
01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:55,916
- Next semester?
1638
01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,957
- Do you understand
how space and time works?
1639
01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:00,208
Oh god,
this semester ends this week.
1640
01:18:00,583 --> 01:18:01,542
Why are you still here?
1641
01:18:01,543 --> 01:18:03,041
I have things to do,
1642
01:18:03,042 --> 01:18:04,916
wenches to boss
1643
01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:06,458
and turkey legs to motorboat
1644
01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:07,874
and history to write.
1645
01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,374
- Okay, I'll leave.
1646
01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:11,416
- Well, do you wanna help me
with the corset?
1647
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,417
'Cause it's,
1648
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,833
it is like a whole
panic room on my back.
1649
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,207
- Like, I want to win, but I just,
like, I don't want to see you lose.
1650
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:33,999
- I'm gonna win, babe.
- I don't know if you are.
1651
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:34,875
- I think I will.
1652
01:18:34,875 --> 01:18:35,625
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1653
01:18:35,626 --> 01:18:36,957
- You think you will win?
- I know I'm gonna win.
1654
01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:37,792
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1655
01:18:37,793 --> 01:18:39,374
- Tell me again.
- I'm gonna win.
1656
01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:40,458
- I'm gonna fucking win.
1657
01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:42,458
- I need your help.
1658
01:18:42,459 --> 01:18:43,739
Stacey, I need you
to call Gabby.
1659
01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:44,917
- Ugh.
1660
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,625
- Are you serious?
1661
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,083
She's relapsing.
1662
01:18:48,084 --> 01:18:49,166
- It's the opposite actually.
1663
01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:50,374
I'll fill you guys in
while we work.
1664
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,375
We should go.
1665
01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:53,333
Work on what?
1666
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,125
Paige!
- Paige.
1667
01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:12,458
What are we doing?
1668
01:19:12,459 --> 01:19:13,582
You know I can't be here
right now.
1669
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:14,708
This won't take long.
1670
01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:18,500
Jesus Christ!
1671
01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:19,792
What the hell are you doing?
1672
01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:20,792
Put that away!
1673
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:24,667
Gabs, stop!
1674
01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:28,622
Are you just trying
to get me expelled at this point?
1675
01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,499
- Listen, I know you're still upset.
1676
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,874
- Yeah, more so now.
1677
01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,457
- But I will always have
your back, okay.
1678
01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:34,874
If you're going down,
I'm going down with you.
1679
01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,916
- Okay, yeah,
I appreciate the gesture,
1680
01:19:36,917 --> 01:19:38,332
but this is not gonna help me at all.
1681
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,958
In fact, I think it's gonna get me
in more trouble.
1682
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,167
Also, what the hell is it?
1683
01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:46,332
- Isn't it obvious?
1684
01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:49,250
- No, I feel like I'm playing Pictionary
with an infant.
1685
01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,167
- It's supposed to be an arrow.
1686
01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:52,990
You were supposed to follow it.
1687
01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:54,417
- What?
1688
01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:57,750
- Listen, I love you, okay,
even when we fight.
1689
01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:01,791
And you're a fucking incredible artist
and an amazing person.
1690
01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:03,333
You deserve to win, AJ.
1691
01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:05,707
- Alright, I do appreciate that.
1692
01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:07,875
- So please,
follow my shitty arrow.
1693
01:20:56,292 --> 01:20:57,999
Good afternoon, everybody.
1694
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,082
Uh, just a quick reminder,
there's about 50 spots open
1695
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,832
for the Annual Renaissance Fair.
1696
01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,332
So if you'd like to sign up,
1697
01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:06,957
you could still do that in my office.
1698
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,624
Moving on to the real reason
we're here today,
1699
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,750
the election results.
1700
01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:14,374
And a quick thank you
to your peers here on stage
1701
01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:17,249
who have worked so hard
to earn your vote
1702
01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:20,249
to become the next
student body president.
1703
01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:22,916
And out of the two,
I have no idea who it could be.
1704
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,875
It's such a close race
1705
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,417
between the both of them.
1706
01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,458
Without further ado,
1707
01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:31,542
your next president is
1708
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,125
Stacey Clark!
1709
01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:37,832
- Madam President.
1710
01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:38,833
- First Gentleman.
1711
01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:43,042
- Go, Stacey!
1712
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:51,749
- I am so honored to be
your new student body president.
1713
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:52,957
As many of you may know,
1714
01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:55,249
I've worked tirelessly
to make this dream happen.
1715
01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,082
And I wanna give
a huge shout-out
1716
01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,763
to everybody who's helped me
along the way.
1717
01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:00,833
I'm looking at you, Todd and Henry.
1718
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:02,875
Yeah!
1719
01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,457
- As promised on my campaign trail,
1720
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:07,583
I will be completely transparent
about all my policies.
1721
01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:10,124
I also will be challenging
the administration
1722
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:11,958
on any issues
I believe merit push back.
1723
01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,375
- Here we go.
1724
01:22:13,376 --> 01:22:16,041
- In fact, I'd like
to serve right now
1725
01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:19,499
by introducing you guys
to my very first project,
1726
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,375
the beautification initiative.
1727
01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:24,207
It's about time we took a page
out of KingPun's book
1728
01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:27,708
and filled these school walls
with color and life.
1729
01:22:28,417 --> 01:22:31,708
It's time we reinvested in art,
no matter what the administration says.
1730
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:33,417
- I voted for you, bitch.
1731
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,207
- Therefore,
to launch this initiative,
1732
01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:38,792
I'd like to welcome
a beautiful artist to the stage.
1733
01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:40,458
Paige Evans!
1734
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,666
- Woo!
1735
01:22:45,667 --> 01:22:47,749
You look like a serial killer,
change your eyes.
1736
01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:49,082
- What is she doing?
1737
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:50,332
- Just wait.
1738
01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:53,208
- I can't believe I've become
an accomplice to this.
1739
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,999
- You're gonna be surprised
by a lot of the things
1740
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,083
you do with me.
1741
01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:01,083
I'm mostly talking about sex stuff,
just so you know.
1742
01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:04,708
- Hello.
1743
01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,957
My name is Paige Evans.
1744
01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,625
- Yeah, yeah, Paige!
1745
01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:18,292
- Some of you guys may recognize me
from that party I attended once.
1746
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:20,874
Jesus!
1747
01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:23,208
- This is terrible.
1748
01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:25,458
Good job.
1749
01:23:27,792 --> 01:23:29,541
- Like KingPun,
1750
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:32,250
um, I too am also an artist.
1751
01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:37,667
And I believe that art is supposed
to make you feel something.
1752
01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:41,542
KingPun isn't vandalizing
school property.
1753
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,708
Actually breathing life
into this place.
1754
01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:50,666
Have you ever walked into school
and had a bad night
1755
01:23:50,667 --> 01:23:54,499
or had a breakup and saw a mural
1756
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,708
and laughed or smiled?
1757
01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:01,708
Yes. So exactly.
1758
01:24:03,417 --> 01:24:07,374
I don't, I don't think that KingPun has
to be punished for that.
1759
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,957
Yeah.
1760
01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:12,332
- And as your new
class president, I agree.
1761
01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,541
Yeah!
1762
01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:17,042
- Great, it's a coup.
1763
01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:18,874
- Go.
- What?
1764
01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:20,250
Please, please, please.
1765
01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:23,708
- Hi.
1766
01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:25,083
- Hi.
1767
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,958
- So AJ is KingPun?
1768
01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,916
- I just need you to know
that when I'm with you,
1769
01:24:29,917 --> 01:24:31,374
it's not about Gabby,
1770
01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:32,707
it's, it's not about track.
1771
01:24:32,708 --> 01:24:34,082
- Paige, I don't really want...
1772
01:24:34,083 --> 01:24:37,082
- Just let me finish, okay.
1773
01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,208
Please.
1774
01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:41,958
- Yeah.
1775
01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:45,583
- I've been really struggling
with this stupid prompt,
1776
01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:48,832
trying to figure out what
my happiest moment feels like.
1777
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,916
- Yo, I can't hear anything.
1778
01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,708
Hey, you guys know
what's happening?
1779
01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:55,208
- And I've realized that
it's not just one moment.
1780
01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:57,707
It's every moment
that I've had with you.
1781
01:24:57,708 --> 01:25:01,542
Falling for you has been
the happiest moment of my life.
1782
01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:05,875
And making this has been the easiest thing
I've made all semester.
1783
01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:12,708
- Oh my god.
1784
01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:17,375
- Wow.
1785
01:25:18,250 --> 01:25:19,250
- I mean,
1786
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,666
it really hasn't been the easiest thing.
1787
01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:25,332
I haven't slept in 24 hours,
1788
01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,333
but you get the idea.
1789
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:31,957
- Can I talk now?
1790
01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,833
- Only if it's good.
1791
01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:39,207
- I'm really sorry
I threw you under the bus
1792
01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,332
and then let you take the fall for me.
1793
01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:42,458
It was wrong
and really messed up.
1794
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:45,292
I just wanted to spend
every second I could with you.
1795
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:50,833
And every stupid pun
and mural and drawing
1796
01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:52,957
brought us together.
1797
01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:55,125
So I couldn't stop
1798
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:57,625
'cause I was falling for you too.
1799
01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:03,417
- Okay, that was good.
1800
01:26:04,042 --> 01:26:05,791
- Yo, can y'all speak up?
Man, we can't hear you.
1801
01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:06,417
- Speak up!
1802
01:26:06,418 --> 01:26:07,708
- Shut up, Tim!
1803
01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:10,500
Ahem. Sorry.
1804
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,208
- What do we do?
1805
01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:14,291
- I think if we kiss,
they'll get the idea.
1806
01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:15,292
- Okay.
1807
01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,042
- Oh, thank god.
1808
01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:22,917
- Yeah, sister!
1809
01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,457
- How are we gonna get that
to CalArts?
1810
01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:28,417
- Uh, my mom's got it covered.
1811
01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:32,457
- There's only
15 percent battery left.
1812
01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:33,832
- Oh yeah, I know.
1813
01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,582
I brought the charger
so that we can have a little fun
1814
01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:37,332
with this bad boy
in your office later on.
1815
01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:40,499
And by later on,
I mean in, like, 90 seconds.
1816
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,583
We should go.
1817
01:26:44,667 --> 01:26:45,792
- Thank god this went well.
1818
01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:49,083
Could you imagine if she got you
turning me down on tape?
1819
01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:52,249
- Hello?
- Oh yep, there you are.
1820
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,666
- I was sitting here
the whole time.
1821
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:54,542
Did you not notice?
- No.
1822
01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:56,541
Why are you smiling?
1823
01:26:56,542 --> 01:26:57,542
- What are you talking about?
1824
01:26:57,543 --> 01:26:59,332
- I know you took some of my hair.
1825
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,999
- I know that you're in love with me.
1826
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,791
- Whoa, okay, don't flatter yourself.
You're not my type.
1827
01:27:03,792 --> 01:27:05,291
Two, of course I took your hair.
1828
01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:06,999
How else is a love spell
supposed to work?
1829
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,625
I'm exhausted.
1830
01:27:09,375 --> 01:27:10,375
You're welcome.
1831
01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,374
- She really just called us out.
1832
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,375
Paige!
1833
01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,791
- Okay, I know, I know.
Double the paperwork and I'm sorry.
1834
01:27:19,792 --> 01:27:22,624
And you're gonna have
to suspend us both, so...
1835
01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:24,374
- I'm not suspending
either one of you guys.
1836
01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:25,707
- Really?
- What?
1837
01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:27,999
- Did I stutter?
You guys need to clean your ears.
1838
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,207
No, not suspending anyone.
1839
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:31,916
And the beautification initiative,
1840
01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:34,041
when the board hears about it,
it was me.
1841
01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:36,124
- Okay, that's fine.
- Damn.
1842
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:37,167
- Oh, I'm not done yet.
1843
01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:39,499
You guys are also gonna run
the face painting booth
1844
01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,082
at the RenFaire this year.
1845
01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:42,166
- Anything but that.
1846
01:27:42,167 --> 01:27:43,832
- That's the face I was looking for!
1847
01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:45,625
Looking like a bunch of wenches.
1848
01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:47,832
- She just called us wenches.
1849
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,041
- Does this mean I have to paint Tim?
1850
01:27:49,042 --> 01:27:50,842
- I think honestly,
we should be thanking her.
1851
01:27:51,208 --> 01:27:52,874
- It's the first day on the job,
1852
01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:54,541
and you already started
a revolution.
1853
01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:55,957
- Would you expect anything less?
1854
01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:57,416
- Time to use those dental dams.
1855
01:27:57,417 --> 01:27:58,833
There's some in your locker.
1856
01:28:00,167 --> 01:28:01,167
- Thank you.
1857
01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:06,250
By the way,
that wasn't just a kiss.
1858
01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:08,792
- Yeah, no shit.
1859
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,167
The thing about art
is that you can't force it.
1860
01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:14,792
It's a lot like love.
1861
01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:16,666
You should just let it
come to you
1862
01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,667
and not be afraid
to be vulnerable.
1863
01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:22,416
I spent so long
comparing myself to other artists,
1864
01:28:22,417 --> 01:28:24,250
to my peers, to KingPun.
1865
01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:27,582
When I finally stopped
and I started living my life,
1866
01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:28,792
my art caught up with me.
1867
01:28:29,417 --> 01:28:30,791
And you know what?
1868
01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:32,875
It looks pretty damn good from here.
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