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Previously on "Below Deck Adventure"--

Oh, ho! Yes!

- Holy--nice. - Fire.

Jess, I'm trying to focus.

You don't know what's been going

on in here, so stay out of it.

Mike? Mike?

Kasie.

Mike?

Hey, I've been calling you.

Mike completely ignored our radio call,

and his reason was because he goes to bed in 10 minutes.

Lewis needs to be more firm with his boys.

We have a new deckhand joining us today.

He's [indistinct].

All right, cool.

I have more experience than anybody.

Oh, I'm so happy to hear that.

How's Lewis doing as bosun?

When it comes to giving direction,

he needs a little bit more strength in that.

- Cheers for you. - Cheers.

Oh, thanks.

You guys are awesome.

Does anyone want my pasta?

I just want your gnocchi.

I wouldn't say I'm posh, but--

Kasie seems like she's got that kind of mysterious side.

Call me Sherlock Holmes.

I solve mysteries.

I want to sleep with Lewis.

I can be a solid cuddler.

- Are you guys sleeping here? - Yeah.

♪ Good morning

Radio check.

Loud and clear.

Thank you.

So...

Do they tell you what to do?

Not too much to do in one day.

Really?

Did you get that list of jobs?

I got it, yeah.

Yeah.

White hose from other dock.

All right, I don't know where anything is.

It's my second day on the boat,

and Lewis sends a WhatsApp chat of a work list

that he wants done.

All right, where's that hole, the--

He said the fender mark is by the port wing station,

so probably somewhere over there.

He didn't come out on deck and show us.

He didn't have any briefing or meeting.

Is this how he's been running the boat the entire season?

You can start scrubbing, and then we'll send you the hose.

I mean, the whole----ing side needs to be scrubbed.

Jeez.

What the ?

OK, let's get pumped, pumped, pumped--

Go ahead and activate yourself.

pumped, pumped.

What happened last night?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Actually, nothing happened.

There was no room in my bunk bed.

I know.

You should see what people can do in them, though.

No, I just sleep with people.

I am not a cuddler.

I really like my own space.

And so to let Mike into my bed, I feel

like I was giving up a lot.

And so it shows I do like him.

♪ It's cold, so----ing cold ♪

Heads of department, meet me in the wheelhouse,

please, for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hey.

I want to read through these guys here,

and then we're gonna talk about the activities.

Primaries Mike and Stefanie are entrepreneurs

who thrive on competition and aren't afraid to have

a friendly cheat to win.

Off the bat, Lewis, what can we do?

I'm thinking obstacle course.

So we've got a humongous inflatable iceberg.

I love a good obstacle course.

Back on the farm, me and my brother, we used to make slip

and slides, rope swings.

I've made obstacle courses before,

but this time is gonna be better.

This time, I've got the iceberg.

This is the iceberg.

This thing is gonna be massive, isn't it?

100 kilos.

For previous charters, we've had to get out just the toys

that they need because we didn't have the manpower

to-- to do everything, but-- but we do now.

So the adventure that we have is--

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

paragliding.

Paragliding.

It's such a-- it's gorgeous, yeah.

This sounds nice.

This is the perfect place to paraglide,

because the top of these mountains in Norway

are just breathtaking.

It's magical.

This is the closest place to heaven.

I really think it is.

Yay, that looks amazing.

They're gonna go flying over the fjords.

ing incredible.

Absolutely amazing.

And you know what would be very amazing

when they land on the beach?

Lunch.

No.

Find a way of doing a lunch.

Yeah.

I think Captain Kerry is trying to toy with my emotions,

wanting me to do another picnic offboard.

I hate picnics.

Jess has done a picnic for you.

I love the setup. It's so beautiful.

Is that rain?

Oh my word. Of course it is.

And I'd rather have the guests have lunch onboard,

or we're gonna have to really elevate this picnic.

What day is this excursion?

Yeah, I was just about to ask that.

Because the excursion is a good time

to build obstacle courses. Second day, is it?

- Yes. - Cool.

It's gonna be a double whammy for them.

And then theme parties.

Beer seems to be a popular theme for them, too.

Yeah.

Whenever I hear beer theme party, what I think of

is Oktoberfest. - Nice.

If you can get those

cute little beer maid outfits.

Ledorhosens, what do you call them?

- Oh, yeah. - Lederhosens.

- That's it. - Yeah.

Yeah, OK. All right, guys, well, let's--

- Yeah, fun. - let's get back to it.

Bye.

So for my next charter, we definitely

need light pilsners, lagers, and any local beers.

I might try and source outfit from October beer fest.

Yes, yes.

All right, you can bring your laundry.

I'm bringing it now.

Let's all bring our laundry.

Wait.

You can't put all of that in there.

Why not?

Dude.

All right, is that it?

Yeah, that's all my clothes.

Great.

Thanks, Kasie.

You're smiling.

He's a donut. That's why I'm smiling.

Uh-huh.

Is it anything to do with some--

some cuddling? - Cuddling?

I don't cuddle. - Oh, yeah?

I heard you do, though.

I heard you're a very warm cuddler.

I am a warm cuddler.

Whoo.

All crew, all crew.

Provisions have arrived. We need everyone's help--

- Copy. - portside.

Hey, Lewis.

How much stuff is there?

Maybe that times two.

- Where's all this going? - Michael, to the walk-in.

Downstairs.

Thanks for carrying all the heavy stuff.

Ah. You son of a .

- I'll bring you another bag. - I got it.

- Oh, no. - When life gives you lemons--

I'd like some lemons.

All deck crew, please come to the bridge.

There is a crew meeting with Kerry.

All deck crew to the bridge.

OK, I just want to go over a few things here.

So our departure today, I'm gonna back straight out.

So Lewis will be making the calls on the aft.

You'll be up in the bow.

Yes, sir.

My biggest threat is gonna be these boats here.

You can just talk to me because I'll be on the wing.

- You do it in meters-- - I do both.

- or feet? - I can do both.

OK. Yes, sir.

Now that I have Seth, we have a whole team.

I'm relying on my deck crew to be perfect.

There's no excuses.

So when you're calling the back aft, keep it, you know, short.

So what you want to do is just go, Kerry,

Kerry, port aft six meters.

Cool.

Closing, opening, holding.

We don't want to interrupt the airways.

- Right. - All right, boys.

Let's have an awesome charter, huh?

Yeah, let's get it done.

Oh my god.

Look what we've got.

Wait.

That's gonna be so cute.

OK.

For beer night.

Yeah, we'll wear these tonight.

Are we wearing these?

All crew, all crew, let's get everything done.

All done.

Guests are inbound in 20 minutes.

Let's get into our whites.

What happened to--

No. I think this is the uniform

from the last guy.

You need to spend some time and sort your uniform out.

Seth has that kind of attitude that he

doesn't give a sh--.

And that's what I quite like in a man.

Maybe that's my downfall.

But I'm not that picky anymore.

I'll take whatever.

You guys got your tighty whiteys?

Yeah, of course.

All crew, I'm pretty sure I can see

guests at the end of the dock.

All crew, all crew, guests are one minute out.

Oh, here they come.

Faye, Faye, Oriana, are you able to grab

the rest of the champagne? - Yes.

I'm here. I got it.

Oh, you got it?

OK, pull it together.

Activate yourselves.

What is up?

Yeah!

We'll be ready for service in three minutes.

Tell her scallops don't standby.

Unfortunately, scallops don't standby.

I'm not doing that.

What is up?

Yeah!

Welcome aboard.

- Hi. - Hello!

Welcome! - What's going on?

Good day. Hi. I'm Kerry. Welcome aboard.

Stefanie. Nice to meet you.

- I'm Mike. - Good day, Mike.

Welcome aboard. I'm Kerry. - Stefanie.

Nice to meet you. - Kerry, nice to meet you.

Hi, Stefanie. I'm Faye.

Nice to meet you. This is champagne.

It's just got a color scheme.

We heard you like red, white, and blue, so--

- Oh, yeah. - we tried to be on brand.

She's got a bunch of tattoos of that.

Yeah. What a good-looking crew,

you guys, huh? There you go.

- Yes. - Do you guys all work out

in the morning together? I mean, look at captain.

Yeah. Do you do calisthenics

with these guys? - Do what? Sorry?

Calisthenics in the morning with these guys?

Calisthenics? - I don't know what that is.

It's like push-ups and jumping jacks.

Yeah.

Only when they're naughty.

We want to welcome all you guys aboard.

You met our fabulous chief stew, Faye.

She'll show you throughout the fine vessel.

Hey, thank you, guys. Thanks for having us.

We're excited. - Yes.

- Yeah, cheers to you guys. - OK.

Well, we're looking forward to having you, too.

But we're gonna start right at the top.

This boat is amazing.

Right?

This is the sun deck.

This is just a fantastic area to chill out.

And we have a hot tub here.

Yeah, yeah.

Norway just creates such a beautiful backdrop.

We have mountains and the waterfalls.

This is crazy.

And then we're gonna go downstairs.

So lunch and dinner will be served here,

unless it's extremely cold,

then we can obviously eat inside.

And then now we're gonna go downstairs

to your guest cabins.

We have two doubles-- - Perfect.

and two twins.

We're cuddling big time in the single bed.

Oh, they got bidets.

I'm gonna have a clean asshole.

Can I get anyone any water?

Can you make a margarita?

Margaritas?

Yep.

Mm.

I'm going upstairs.

Let's go. Let's go.

ing nailed it.

You got it?

Yep.

OK, so I have some skinny margaritas.

- Cheers. - And away we go.

- Nicely done. - Cheers.

OK, gentlemen, are we ready to go?

Ready on the bow.

Let's go bow to stern, please.

Bow to stern.

Copy that.

Lines coming off bow to stern.

Seth is on the bow.

All right, Kerry.

You are clear to go to stern.

Oh my gosh. We're moving.

You guys, we're moving. We're moving.

Stern is swinging out.

Eight meters of stern to the sailing boat.

Eight meters.

He's going the ass out first?

Uh-huh.

Well, because he can't hit that line.

Yeah.

Nearest hazard to you, Kerry, is that blue work boat.

Copy, copy.

Keep coming astern.

Am I free from the key that's behind us?

You are clear.

You have 100 meters clear behind you.

Am I clear to swing that bow?

Free to swing.

Lookit. Look what he's doing.

This is crazy.

I'm super impressed.

OK, guys, thank you.

As soon as I've cleared the key, fenders in, please.

Copy that.

Wow.

Seth, that's pretty impressive, him getting out of here.

That is awesome.

That's what we do.

Excellent.

Go and get changed.

Thanks, Mike.

Finish this [indistinct], and then you can go to bed.

Can we have luggage removed, please, guys?

Are you guys not cold?

There's no blankets up here.

Right there.

Those are towels.

Oh, they are towels.

Oh, yeah.

That'll do, pig. - Our luggage.

- Are they unpacked? - Yeah.

I'll send somebody to come get them.

Should I just leave them in? Thank you.

OK, now we're gonna have lunch; this is nice.

Deck crew, I know you're on a break,

but please collect guest's luggage.

Copy.

Thank you.

Who are you texting?

You can't text and talk?

I'm not a multitasker, man.

I see that.

I only can multitask in one thing.

What's that?

Whatever you think it is in your head, that's what it is.

I don't think of anything.

I thought it was a paradox.

So I just stopped thinking about it.

I'm going with it.

We're underway now.

- This is so awesome. - I know, right?

Lewis, luggage.

Seth, you're on standby now.

I can pretty much go down.

Yeah, but just be ready to get up.

Wake me up when you need, like,

something, like, athletic.

I've asked three times now about luggage--

three times.

So finally, Lewis has all of his deckies back.

Someone want to come and help me with the luggage?

- You've got to change. - All right.

So when the job doesn't get done right,

it actually makes me want to strangle someone.

OK, you're supposed to be up at 2:00 in the morning,

and work until now, and then go to bed.

That's pretty much been my schedule

for the past week anyways.

When I put my head down and take those little power naps

or try to, I'm not--

I'm never actually falling asleep.

My brain doesn't shut off.

I'm exhausted.

Gonna rest?

yeah.

I think when you get adjusted to the time zone,

you'll start feeling better.

We're approaching the anchorage.

Standby-- standby to drop the anchor.

Copy that.

Release, release, release.

Copy.

shackle is to the waterline.

OK, guys, that's good.

So we're doing dinner at 8:00?

Yeah.

Should we dress like-- what do you think?

- Like Norwegian-- - No, like--

or should we dress like--

Just dress like you're going out and have fun.

Can one of your guys help me set up?

Set up what?

All the flags and stuff.

Do you eat scallops?

I don't. I only eat fish.

You don't.

So no-- OK, we wasn't-- we weren't sure

if scallops were included.

I'll tell you what.

You take that and then go around the--

Aw.

Isn't it cute?

And we get our beer wench outfits.

I love everything that's happening.

Oh my god.

Look at me.

I look like a blow-up doll.

You do look like a cute doll.

Nice outfit.

Thank you.

Dude, do you have a padded bra?

What do I do? - I avoid padded bras.

Stuff it. - I need to stuff it.

- Stuff it. - Oh my god!

Nobody will know.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

- I didn't think it was you. - You like it, do you?

It's great.

Oh my gosh, you guys.

Look at the schwag.

Look at all the flags.

Yeah.

You just let us know when you want us up there.

Absolutely. We'll bring you over shortly.

- We're good. - They're ready.

I'm just gonna seat them.

Are you all right with that, Chef?

Kind of.

I've been waiting, and no one did anything.

So we can roll, but it's just gonna be a bit tight.

All right.

The chef is already stressed out.

Let's get them seated.

Oh my goodness.

How cute.

- Are you ready for dinner? - Oh my god.

I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this.

This is so cool.

Whoo.

Cap, if you need to go sleep, you can go ahead.

I can run the boat for you. - You got this?

- Yeah, I got this. - All right, man. Thanks.

I'm gonna use the guy...

To drive my boat.

Hey, hey, just--

When you've mastered the steps thing,

then you can step out to drive the boat.

Hey.

Don't play with me, man.

The guests are seated.

Next time, we need a little bit more of a heads-up--

Sorry.

what's going on with the guests

because it doesn't work.

Like, it's just like and magic dinner because I

don't know what's going on.

I don't cook the food to the point where it can just--

like, you know?

Yeah, I'll be sweet, and kind, and lovely,

but there will be the Gordon Ramsay moment when there's

been a lack of communication and I feel,

like, pushed into a corner.

And then I kind of can be a bit snappy.

I need a little bit more communication, por favor.

- Mm-hmm. - Hey, hey.

Look at you guys. Looking fabulous.

Yes.

We're still serving drinks, Jess.

Please standby.

Tell her scallops don't standby.

Thank you very much.

Unfortunately, scallops don't standby.

I'm not doing that.

They mustn't hurry me.

These-- that's-- I'm gonna actually really have

a conversation with those two.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, tonight's

a night that we will never forget.

You need me to do anything?

The guy that doesn't eat scallops is Jose.

- This is chicken. - I'm gonna do the chorizo

on all of them except one.

So remember, the one chick with the dark hair

is a pescatarian.

Love you guys.

Love you.

It's good.

OK.

I want to help where I can.

Oriana, we're bringing up the starters now.

- No. - She's doing--

OK, perfect. Thank you.

So scallops to the left.

- Yeah. - I can bring two up.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Yummy.

Looks amazing.

- Oh. - Yeah, yeah.

OK, I wasn't sure who's pescatarian.

You're the pescatarian, correct.

So we got-- you got the plates wrong, girls.

They are getting it wrong.

Oh, like, I'm allergic to these.

Correct.

Thank you.

I study the preference sheet.

That's not correct.

I wasn't sure who's pescatarian.

You're the pescatarian, correct.

Yeah.

So we got-- you got the plates wrong, girls.

There they are getting it wrong.

Oh, like, I'm allergic to these.

Correct. They don't listen to me.

When it comes to guest's preferences,

I pay extremely close attention.

Was hers wrong?

Yes, hers-- that's chorizo on top.

Oh.

Thank you.

I study the preference sheet.

So when I've spent this time and effort

and then just within two seconds of putting the plate

in front of the wrong person, you can completely

derail an entire meal.

So to start this evening, we have

scallops on a cauliflower puree with chorizo

crumble and burnt corn.

Enjoy. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - It looks delicious.

Wow.

Thank you so much.

Oh, wow.

- It's good. - This is really good.

It's completely inappropriate to talk about issues that

are happening between departments in front

of guests at dinner tables.

Like, I would straight up go to Kerry.

If I was chief stew this far into the season,

I would just talk to Kerry.

Like, I would have, at this point,

had my heart-to-heart with Jess.

I would have tried.

And now it's just time to have a conversation with my boss,

because there's nothing else that we can do,

and it's jeopardizing all of us.

I know you don't want to start sh--, but like--

All right.

she completely disrespected you,

and didn't give a .

And that can't ever happen again.

Yeah.

You OK?

Yeah, but I just--

you saying we're not doing our job

properly in front of the guests just

has really pissed Oriana off. - Yeah.

Well, I--

She said say it behind the guests' back,

not in front of the guests.

I have to micromanage it because people

haven't looked at the list.

The preference sheet is right in front of them.

They're serving the food.

They need to focus on it.

I just need you girls to get it right.

That's it.

- To Stef. - Oh my goodness.

To my wife, to my best friend, to my pal,

to my governor. I love you.

- Governess. - I love you.

- I love you as well. - Salud.

Cheers.

I think that if we still like each other after this trip,

we'll go on many more trips together.

But I already not like Dave.

You only need, like, half a bucket.

You know, like, a 1/2 a cup of that, 1/2 cup of that.

1/2 a cup?

Like, are you talking about the standard measurement cup or--

No, just like-- I don't know, a--

a small amount.

I don't know what to say.

Like, you know, like two egg cups.

- Two what cups? - Egg cups.

- Egg cups? - Yeah.

Oh my god.

I can't think of a measurement we could agree on.

I'm about to plate, so you guys can all be

ready for service in a minute.

Yes, we're ready.

We're waiting on you.

Can I get some girls to galley, please?

Coming.

Do you want to just start with those?

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

OK, you can put the mushroom sauce on top

of the-- on top of the beef.

Do you want this on top of the fish as well?

Yes.

I don't--whenever the captain is in here when I'm serving,

it's just adds an element of stress.

I've already got two girls in here.

I just-- - I can leave.

I'll do my own [indistinct].

I'm just trying to--

Oh, no.

Damn it.

It's all right.

I've got tissues.

Service is a very critical time.

Now is not the time for me to get into it with Jess.

She's got a reason why she's in this place,

and there's nothing I say or do is gonna get her out of it.

Only she can get herself out of it.

Are we ready?

Yeah, just about.

You guys can probably start going.

OK, these are just for anybody but what's his

name, yeah?

The chick with the dark hair is the pescatarian.

Yeah.

Tracy. Pescatarian is getting fish.

Oh, OK, right.

So for main course this evening,

we have beef filet with garlic pommes

puree, grilled asparagus, and a wild mushroom ragu.

Enjoy.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

This looks great.

This meat is so good.

Would you like to try my fish?

It's delicious.

If you guys scrub, I will just rinse from the top.

It's so much easier.

How good is that sunset right there, boys and girls?

Wow.

- It doesn't look that bad. - Nah.

You've got this. I know they're gonna come out.

I'm actually freaking out.

One is out.

Yeah, I'll figure these ones out.

Would you like me to open the [indistinct] for you?

- That one, too. - ed.

Mm, it might be fine. - Yeah.

Are we putting ice cream or something on it to hide it?

No, unless we just have to replate.

- Replate? - ... I can't deal.

Interior, do you copy?

Have either of you seen Jack or--

We don't care!

There's ice cream and dessert melting.

Let's do that first, please.

Oh, oh. There's a fight in there.

There was a fight in there. - Listen.

I think that first one is fine.

It's first. It's just--

I'll give it to someone that doesn't look fussy.

Nothing is going my way today.

Everything is just going to sh--.

OK, you guys take the ones with the ice creams on.

Aren't there four with ice cream on now?

Yep. I need one more.

Yep.

For the love of god.

And that one, just give it to someone who's not cute.

Ohh.

It's happened.

Yes.

Oh, that looks awesome.

Yeah, we are.

We're not.

Are we upset? I don't know.

I don't think we are.

I'm not.

I'm happy.

Look at me.

Yeah, I am----ing upset.

I don't like blowing out somebody's candle to make

yours shine even brighter.

Can you send Jess out one more time?

Absolutely.

She's just finishing off dessert.

Hi, guys.

Oh, Jess, this is so awesome.

Well done. Thank you so much.

Spectacular.

I'm so happy you're enjoying it.

So we've got a flourless chocolate lava cake.

Sorry, that one got a little bit rough around the edges,

but it's just chocolate goodness.

- Doesn't matter. - Yeah.

- It's all good. - He's fine.

- Well, have it when it's hot. - Thank you.

- Get in there while it's hot. - Yeah, thank you, Jess.

- It looks great. - You're so, so welcome.

- Yeah. - To Jess.

Hey!

Enjoy.

Sometimes you wish you could catch the words as they come

out your mouth and you could be less reactive, especially

in front of the guests.

But luckily, they loved the food.

That's what I care about.

Slap me when I behave like that because they're so nice,

and I'm such a dick.

That's just not cute.

Everything works out.

I know, but the anxiety I had today was just like ugh.

I'm gonna go to laundry. Are you guys good?

Yeah.

How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

Oh.

I got it.

That's good. - That's good.

I don't like to go to bed feeling irritated.

And if it's with the girls, if it's with the captain,

I try and clear that mess up before going

to sleep because otherwise, I'm gonna

lie there stewing all night instead

of just clearing it up.

Knock, knock.

Can I come in and chat?

Please.

Sorry about earlier.

I've just been having, like, a really----ing weird day.

The girls were really not on it tonight.

I expected that they had looked at the preference sheet.

So after that, I was just like, .

I don't like the way I conducted myself.

I don't like the way I spoke to you.

I apologize if I was rude.

It did piss me off, because I came in to help.

I don't like the way I conducted myself.

I don't like the way I spoke to you.

I don't like the way I spoke to the girls.

I could have conducted myself better.

It did piss me off, because I came in to help.

And I think you're doing a great job.

Cool.

Well, I'll-- I'll rein it in.

Thank you.

Love you guys. See ya. Cheers.

All right, see you guys tomorrow.

Good night.

Night, Lexi.

- I'm gonna go. - OK, bye.

All right, see you later.

Good night.

When did Seth go to bed?

Like 5:00 or something like that.

5:00 p.m.?

I think so.

I think he gets a real well rest.

- Did you do my bed? - Yeah.

- You did my bed. - Yeah.

Oh my god.

But what did you do with everything?

OK.

Oh my god.

That's amazing.

Thank you.

Good night.

I haven't been on night shift in, like, six years.

And that was when I was an entry-level deckhand.

Usually, I'm a captain with, you know,

a million responsibilities.

But this is more stressful for me

because I know how to do all the higher-level things,

and I'm not able to show my full potential.

- Good morning. - Oh, good morning.

I didn't see you there. - Good morning.

Good morning, Kelly.

Can I get you any coffees or tea?

Good-- good morning.

It's nice having another deckhand again.

Yeah, right?

Thank you.

Are you going?

Am I going what?

On the excursion.

I didn't know there was an excursion.

Lewis, come in.

Go ahead.

Can we have a quick meeting?

Copy.

OK, so we need to leave the boat with the guests at 12:30

for the paragliding session.

You're going with them, I believe,

or someone that you can trust.

Yeah, I need to be here to set up my obstacle course.

I think I need three hours max to set that thing up.

OK.

3:30, boys arrive.

They want to do crew V. guests.

And I thought-- - At doing what?

well, we've got a big playing field.

We've got a huge field. - Oh.

We can play rounders.

We can do tug of war.

You're gonna need all-- all the crew there to do this.

Yeah.

OK, fair enough.

I don't know what it is in his bones,

but he just wants to make complications for me.

I don't quite understand.

It's already a busy day.

Faye is now wanting all these games setting up.

He can never just say, yeah, Faye, do you know what?

I agree with that.

Let's get it done.

I think she's pushing too hard.

Thanks, Lewis.

This is just gorgeous, man.

- It is. - Yeah.

It's such a beautiful view.

So I'm gonna leave you in charge of the setup.

OK.

So apparently, there's an excursion today.

Yes.

Sorry. Did you not know that?

No, I didn't.

The guests are going parasailing.

Yeah, so 12:30, you need to leave the boat,

and there will be a car waiting for you

to take you to the field.

And what time do we think lunch is?

1:00.

These are yours, Lex.

Playing cards all day long is where it's at.

This shouldn't be back here.

They're all gonna fall off the tender if you put them there.

All crew on "Mercury," tender--

tender is going to shore.

I want to go fast.

- Ladies and gentlemen... - Yeah.

All right.

Are we ready to go paragliding?

Whoo!

I'm coming with you.

It's just us guys going, and we'll meet everyone later.

I am so excited.

I'm scared.

I don't know why we don't have

one of those little carts that collapses with, like,

the four wheels.

Yeah, for you. You want to get married?

OK.

Are we ready?

Ready.

Let's do this.

Kerry? - Yeah.

I'm off now.

Are you off like a pack of prawns in the sun?

Yeah, hopefully I smell better.

Wish us luck. - All right, have fun.

Let's go.

Safety third.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, all right.

Bon voyage.

Yeah!

OK, just take it nice and slow when you get off.

No rush.

This is gonna be the only time

we can get a tan in Norway.

So just taking all the same stuff,

dropping her off, and then coming back?

- Yeah. - You ready, Jess?

All righty, go on an adventure.

I think this is only, like, a 12-minute ride,

so not so long.

Paragliding in Norway.

Yes!

Yeah.

Trolls?

Are you sure that's not Lewis?

What doesn't make an logical sense is,

why are there no deck crew at the picnic site?

This is not an interior adventure.

Like, it's a joke.

I don't know.

All right, am I-- - Thank you.

You're staying here?

She's right. The deck should be helping Jess,

but I'm not in charge yet.

Copy. Standby.

You want to lower it Like, can you boom down?

Hook it up.

I'm gonna need a hand with one of the big cooler box,

because apparently, the boys do nothing on this----ing boat.

Wait. Where are the boys?

They're all on the boat having

lunch like it's-- they're on Granny's yacht.

These are really good.

What is that, Kit-Kat?

- You want to try a piece? - No.

- You sure? - Yeah.

OK.

Thank you, though.

More for me.

There's four boys on the boat-- four.

my----ing life.

Run, run!

- Ah! - Oh my god.

- Ooh. - Sh--.

Guys, this is cute.

I'm really happy with this.

I'm just gonna cut this chicken.

Do you still have enough room over there?

That's good.

No, let me just pull this straight first.

Esta bien, buddy.

Are you kidding me, you guys?

Seriously?

Look at Jeff right by the edge.

That kind of freaks me out a little bit.

So we are going to fly here out over the town

and over the landing.

That green field is the landing.

The tricky part is the takeoff where you have to run.

Run, Forrest, run.

- The girls are gonna go first. - The girls are going first.

OK.

Because they want to go drink.

Here is the harness, and you have also a rescue harness.

She's trying to hold it together.

I know.

Yes.

- Why? - The guests want us to wear

the Norwegian ones.

All right, we'll wear them tomorrow.

- Thank you so much. - You're so welcome.

Sleep tight.

OK.

This is gonna be so fun.

I'll race you to the top.

Do you think you can beat me?

Dude, we can fight on top, and I'll kick your ass now.

How you doing, sweetie?

Good. And I'm running that way?

Oh.

Run!

What?

Are we-- am I going this way?

Run, run!

Ah!

- Oh my god. - Oh!

- Ah! - Oh my----ing god.

Ooh.

Are you all right?

- I'm fine. - Are you OK?

Are you OK? OK, let's go again.

Well, these girls are definitely

keeping the tension going.

Oh my god.

Ah.

OK.

Oh my gosh.

- Ah! - Yeah!

- Oh my god. - José! José!

Here we go.

Oh my god. I feel like I'm gonna fall.

Yay.

Whoo.

At least she got off the ground.

No doubt. I was kind of--

I was a little nervous.

I was like, that's my wife.

Oh, they're coming.

Look at that.

That actually looks fun. I probably would do that.

Wow. It does take a while.

It's not like a fall-fall.

Crazy train.

Man, this thing takes forever.

Yeah, I just put it on extra speed.

You should've did that from the start.

I didn't realize.

Oh, Tracy.

You got it, girl. - Run.

- Go, Tracy! - Oh my----ing god.

Run, run, run!

Run, run. Come on. More, more, more.

Oh, yeah!

- Whoo! - Oh my gosh.

I'm trying to get in the scene.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

- Whoo! - Whoa.

All right, Stef's landing right now.

She's landing.

Oh god.

Yeah, she did it.

We got one safe.

Whoo!

Welcome.

Amazing.

- We fell really hard. - Did you?

- Yeah. - Oh, no.

We're fine. - Oh my god.

- All right, Lex. - OK, here we go.

Here we go. Here we go.

Go, go, go.

Oh, .

Oh my goodness.

We're OK. - Did I stop running?

That looked amazing. How was it?

That was so fun. I was--

You killed it.

I never would have done that in my life.

Would you like some champagne to celebrate?

- Yes. - All right, cheers.

Team Norway.

Stick the landing.

Congrats.

That was awesome.

You stuck the landing.

So you guys have salt and pepper, correct?

The guests like to eat healthy.

So I just want to make a Greek lunch.

I love the flavors.

So it's kind of like elevated picnic.

I just wish that the guests all sat down at the same time.

Oh.

Perfect.

It looks bigger than before.

That's what she said.

- Would you like any salad? - Mm.

Yes, please.

I'm glad, though, that we did the ladies first.

- Me too. - So we have-- this is chicken,

and burrata, and arugula.

This is smoked salmon, sun-dried tomatoes,

roast veggies, and quinoa.

And then we've got some lamb as well.

Everything's been so good. Thank you so much.

You're so welcome. Have fun.

Thank you.

I want to go back to the boat so I can

vacuum before they get back.

The only reason I don't want you to go back is,

because we have to play them in games.

But I thought it was because the boys

were gonna be here that we were gonna do tug of war and stuff.

Now we can't. There's no way.

It's been real, and it's been fun.

- Oh, bye. - See you later.

Love you.

I would really like Jess if this was the Jess

that we got all the time.

Close the door.

It's not gonna close itself.

But I feel like this is the Jess

that she just puts on to try to get

us to forget her bad behavior.

Is someone going?

That's someone.

Yeah!

Whoo!

You made it. You made it. You made it.

Run.

Run, run, run. Oh, run! You didn't run.

When Dave comes down we have to do the siren,

'cause we all made it.

How fun was that?

It looked awesome.

That was amazing.

Faye, Faye? Jess.

Go ahead, darling.

Hey, darling.

Just letting you know that I'm gonna come back down.

So I'm gonna try and head to the picnic area.

Just checking on how-- how are you guys?

The picnic area is fine.

I've just left with Kasie.

We're heading back to the boat.

I am not surprised that Jess didn't

do what I asked them to do, but we are supposed to be a team.

They're all meant to respect me.

I said I needed all my crew to get involved with these guests

today for the games.

It was my request.

Oof. If you work against me,

it'll be probably the biggest mistake you'll ever make.

For sake.

I don't know why I----ing bother.

I really don't know why I bother.

How are you guys?

The picnic area is fine.

I've just left with Kasie.

We're heading back to the boat.

I said I needed all my crew to get involved

with these guests today.

It was my request.

OK, see you soon.

For sake.

I don't know why I----ing bother.

I don't know why she makes more work for herself

when it's unnecessary.

You know? - Mm-hmm.

- Oh my god. - Oh my god.

Yeah.

- Come on. - Hey.

- Come on. - Let me help.

Give me a-- - There you go.

give me the backpack.

I think that's your one.

Thank you, Mike.

Thank you.

Have you had a beer and some beverages?

Man, she is taking good care of us.

- Yeah? - Ah, thanks.

She is unbelievable.

Where the are my crew?

I just want to climb on it.

It looks so fun.

And then you can, like, push people off of it.

Louis, we need muscles.

We can't do these setups on our own.

Like, carrying those ropes, all that stuff,

it's like, we need-- we need deck crew to be there.

You're right.

We've been sat here on our arses enjoying your lunch.

I didn't think that that's what you were just doing.

What would be wonderful is if two deck crew could

go over there and participate.

Any support would be greatly appreciated and carrying

chairs, tables, ropes, lines.

OK, thank you.

I don't even know if they know

what is being asked of them.

Like, Lewis needs to manage his deck crew better.

We did it, but it wasn't fun.

Whatever's going on with the interior and the exterior,

I don't really want to be part of it,

but somehow I am piggy in the middle.

If you can flip it on one try, you're a badass.

Wow.

Hey!

Let's go.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers, everybody. - Cheers.

- Good job, you guys. - Cheers.

Yep.

To Faye and team, by the way.

- Hey. - Faye, that was awesome.

Well done, guys.

And everyone's safe.

It definitely was an adventure.

Holy smokes.

The vegetable quinoa is really good.

Why has Kasie gone back to the boat

when I said everyone should be here?

Because she wants to vacuum, and she

was gonna set up for dinner. - Yeah, but she could have

vacuumed this morning, but she didn't because

I needed her here to play games with the guests.

So the crew is coming here, and we're

gonna have a competition.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Hey, Faye.

Hey, Kerry. How's it going?

Fantabulous.

Yourself?

Yeah, kind of OK.

I just wondered what's going on back at the boat

because we did plan on doing some games here

at the field with all the crew, and no one's here.

Lewis? Kasie?

- Yeah? - Come speak to Faye, please.

Hi, Faye.

We're on our way shortly with some deckhands.

OK.

Kasie, are you coming?

Do you want me to come back?

Well, that was the whole plan, that we

do a crew rounders thing.

Are we gonna have time for that, Faye?

Because I've set up an obstacle course.

And it's already nearly 5:00.

- It's just-- - Faye?

Yeah, I'm-- I'm just thinking because,

like, I told the guests that we would all be here.

And I know we've got an obstacle course.

That's fine.

But I just feel like no one's, like, sticking to the plan.

I think I thought the plan had changed

once the guys decided to do the obstacle

course here on the boat.

No, no, the plan changes when I say the plan changes.

And I haven't said that, so...

Next time on "Below Deck Adventure"--

So--

What do you mean?

I bring a lot to the table.

And as far as the bosun position--

Yeah.

I just feel like I could run us to the finish

line at a way higher level.

I just asked once-- just once--

for you guys to just, you know, chip in.

And you couldn't even do it.

I'm not gonna be the nice, bubbly chief stew that they've

had the whole time.

You all have zero respect for me.

So I'm gonna arrange a day off

tomorrow where you guys are gonna

go on your own adventure.

Whoa.

Oh.

Oh, it's gonna be so cold.

Oh!

Oh.