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Previously on "Below Deck Adventure"...

I feel like a real biker!

I want to give you an option of resigning.

The next charter's gonna be without another deckhand?

Yeah, the best we can hope for is someone arriving.

Two out of four.

Are you waking up or going to bed?

Been on all day. I go to bed late.

It's hard being a man down, huh?

I'll have another one of these.

Lewis, Lewis, can you send somebody to the stew pantry?

Shot, shot.

Can you help in the stew pantry, please?

- I'll have a refill. - We need a bit of help.

Faye already knows I'm a deckhand down,

and it's presumptuous of her to think that

she can keep stealing my deckhands whenever she wants.

Hey, I'm ordering new epaulets.

Mine were wrong. - Mine only have one stripe.

I'll order us both the right ones.

- Lewis. - Faye.

I just quickly read an email from the uniform guy.

Oh, I know. We're getting new epaulets.

Oriana said she only had one stripe.

Isn't she your second?

I don't know why Oriana is asserting herself

as if she's, like, second stew.

Her and Kasie are equal.

Just watch.

She could have said, "I want second epaulets,"

but she went behind my back and went to Lewis.

I'm a nice person, but don't with me.

Do you think Oriana's okay?

No.

She could have said, "I want second epaulets,"

but she went behind my back and went to Lewis.

But whatever, she made her own choices.

You're gonna gain a stripe tomorrow

- No. No, babe. - Yeah.

No, no, no.

I'm voluntary--I'm--

I'm giving--bas-- I'm giving you a stripe.

Mm. No.

Lewis is a very-- I call him a beige person.

I know she's not interested in him.

But people do things unlikely when

they're feeling a certain way.

Yeah, exactly.

That was fun.

Oh, they're coming down.

Yeah, I can see you.

I've been a manager for years, and there's always

someone that you can't trust.

But at this point, I think I'm pissed off with her audacity.

Come on.

That's this dude's problem, not mine.

We should have tea. Do you want tea?

Yes.

Just five, just five, is all I'm asking.

Let's have some tea.

She's clearly too drunk.

Just take it slow down the stairs.

I need to deal with it another time.

Wha--wha--what?

You need a jumper.

ing sick babysitting these children.

Oh, is Santa gonna be upset with you?

Santa's scared of Kasie.

He doesn't even come to my house.

I don't--yeah, sure.

Chamo-mile or mint?

- Are you saying chamomile? - "Chamo-mile."

- You're pronouncing it wrong. - Ugh.

How about two chamo-miles?

If you pronounce it "chamo-mile" one more time,

I'm gonna throw up.

Just----ing cleaning up all that sh--.

Thank you.

I'm sober, she's not.

I didn't want to take things too far.

I need gel. - Bro, you don't.

Can I just...

A little bit? - No way.

You know that I'm gonna do it in, like, a non-creepy way.

You're right. That's not creepy.

I don't know what--

What girls are looking for.

I don't understand how their minds work.

Good night.

All crew, all crew,

just received information from ashore.

We'll be departing, pick up the guests at 5:00,

guests arriving at 5:30.

Copy.

Toasty.

Last night was really fun.

Don't know how Oriana's feeling about it.

What a beautiful morning.

Someone should probably clean this hot tub.

- This is yours? - Yeah.

- How much milk? - Um, just a bit.

What's up? - I can smell coffee.

Oh, yeah.

I just would love an espresso.

Yeah, exactly what I need this morning.

You don't feel too hungover?

Uh, you can't be hungover

when you still feel like you're drunk.

Do you want the rest of this or no?

Uh, yeah, go on.

That means keep it?

- Yeah, it does. - Okay.

- I mean-- - Bye.

Seeing as it's there already.

I'll have it. - All right. I'm leaving now.

Heads of department, meet me in the wheelhouse,

please, for a preference sheet meeting.

Hot off the press.

Thank you.

Oh, a younger group. - Oh, they look quite fun.

Primary guest, Heather Gay and her friends

are celebrating her recent business success.

These ladies of Utah are no strangers

to top-notch adventure and will go hard in Norway.

So they've requested ziplining.

There's some wicked waterfalls there.

This ziplining adventure is one of the most

scenic spots in Norway.

They're going to enjoy panoramic views of the forest

and the waterfalls.

Think about theme parties. Viking.

- Viking is cool. - Fire and ice theme.

I actually want to meet with Lewis.

If we can use some of your boys some nights for these parties,

that would be really cool.

But I'll talk to you about that.

Okay.

The stews need help.

That is one thing I don't think we can keep giving

at the same level, especially when we're a man down.

I can make no promises.

It's too much.

- All right, well-- - We can plan it.

- Let's get back to work... - Yeah.

And then you guys can make an arrangement later.

- Okay. - All right?

- Yep. - All right. Thanks, team.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I have to drink it all--

He has to drink it upside down all by himself.

How many liters is that?

We threw out the--uh, the box is out there.

I think you can do it. I have faith in you.

I would never actually take that bet.

I don't desire that much apple juice in my system.

There's no such thing as can't, man.

Are these the guests?

Yeah, Heather Gay.

She was once married to Mormon roy--

uh, what does that mean, Mormon "royal-ity"?

Mormon royalty.

I mean, I grew up Mormon.

There's no Mormon royalty.

I think they look like a fun bunch.

If you've ever seen a freed Mormon before,

we are so much fun.

I bet they're, like, the Mormons

that, like, leave the church and then

just party really hard.

I left the church when I was 15 when I moved to Costa Rica.

I think growing up in the Mormon church,

you feel like you have so many expectations,

rules, and limitations.

So when you escape from the religion,

you just get to express yourself

fully without any inhibit--

inibition--inabatations-- I don't know the word.

They want to go ziplining.

Interior, Interior, we've got some supplies

out on the dock.

Thank you.

That needs to go to the walk-in.

- Oh, damn. - Who's packing these bad boys?

Oh.

Ugh. Excuse my butt.

I can take the axe.

Let's just be super careful, huh?

What the hell? I thought this was like--

It's the real deal, bro.

There's only one shield?

How am I supposed to defend myself?

Lewis, Lewis, can you meet me in the pantry, please?

Are you living your best life?

Best life, fishing for pubes.

Lewis, if I was to borrow Nathan for dinner...

Not possible.

Nathan's up at 4:00 a.m., so he can't be awake.

Nathan's just better with the guests than Mike.

You know, it's not fair to leave Mike getting up

at 4:00 a.m. every single charter.

Well, we're working 17 hours a day.

Yeah, and I--

So I'm just saying I need you guys--

I'm not telling you I'm not gonna help.

I'm just telling you, don't-- I'm not making promises.

I need a bosun that knows how to communicate.

He's, you know, the head of department.

He should start acting like it.

You're waking up Nathan now?

He said that I could wake him up.

He was gonna do an hour with me.

Because he's got to be up pretty soon.

Mike shouldn't be telling me what to do.

I rank higher than him. Know your place.

Oriana, Kasie, let's meet at the round table in five.

Thank you.

Okay.

Let me move so you can scrub that.

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Even though me and Oriana do have some unresolved issues

with this whole epaulets situation, for me,

I let it go over my head.

I always have done as a manager.

My one thing is just to get the job done

and make my guests happy.

I don't care about the feelings or emotions

of my staff right now.

Oops.

Well, I don't. But just do your job.

So these guys, they want two themed parties.

They want to include local culture

and to get dressed up as Vikings.

I did some looks here.

Ooh.

They're not great, but they're just ideas.

Are the boys planning on helping us...

Out of all of them, who's the--

This trip?

I had a meeting with Lewis about it,

and the only guy that is available is Mike.

And Mike's like a handbrake on a canoe for me.

He's useless.

There's a puddle on the cover.

All right. Get it all off now.

Oh!

You said now!

I thought you were over there!

It was all coming down in one spot.

We'll figure it out. So pantry's done.

I want you to double-check the cabins,

be ready for the guests.

All crew, it's game time.

Let's get into our whites.

They just radioed for me. I just feel like I--just ETA.

- You look hot. - Thanks.

Who do I ask, Kerry?

Lewis, your boyfriend.

Oh, my God. One----ing time.

I don't know if I like Lewis, but I like him more than,

like, any of the other guys.

No one fantasizes about a deckhand.

Like, I just don't want to sleep with someone who, like,

I'm, like, more superior to.

the captain above all else,

but at least Lewis is the bosun.

And I mean, if I close my eyes,

he kind of sounds like David Beckham.

- Lewis, Lewis, Oriana? - Oriana, go ahead.

Uh, do you guys know guest arrival time?

In 30 minutes.

- Okay. Run along. - Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Did you walk around cabins, or do you want me to do that?

I did, but do it again.

Thanks. - Yeah, of course.

What's going on, mate? How we looking?

- Pretty good. - This door needs wiping.

It's got fingerprints all over it.

All crew, all crew, 15 out.

I'm gonna do another walk around

and make sure everything's in shape.

Just grab something and give that a--

For sure.

What are you doing here, so I know?

Just smoked salmon, crème fraîche,

and a little bit of caviar. Just simple, beautiful.

All right, boys. We're good to go.

Sir Lewis, knight of England.

All crew, all crew,

ten to departing to collect guests.

What about the white tray?

Is that a bit old fashioned?

It'll go well with our scrunchies.

Oh, look at that hat.

That is a fancy hat.

- Ow, white glove service. - How we doing?

- Hello, guys. - Hi. You guys look good.

Oh, guys, we all kind of color coordinate.

Good job, team.

Yes, team. Way to go.

All crew, all crew, I have the guests.

Guests, guests are here.

- Guys, there it is. - Holy--

Oh, my goodness.

Act like you've done this a million times.

Oh--oh, this yacht?

This is a Thursday.

This is the yacht we do on the Great Salt Lake, y'all.

- I'm good. - Thank you.

- Welcome aboard - Hi.

Oh, my God.

Hi. Hi.

G'day, I'm Kerry. Welcome aboard.

- Hi, I'm Heather. - Nice to meet you.

Hi, Heather. I'm Jess.

I love your hat.

Thank you.

It's my Norwegian nod to Norway.

- Thank you, ma'am. - Cheers, you guys. Welcome.

Skol. all: Skol.

Ladies and gents, my name is Kerry.

I'll be your captain for the next few days.

On behalf of the "Mercury" crew, welcome aboard.

This is Chief Steward Faye. She'll show you around.

Ah, thank you, Faye.

You guys are a beautiful crew.

We'd like you to all take your shirts off.

Hey.

We're gonna start with the bridge deck.

This is where you're mainly gonna be having your dinner.

Norway has been voted the happiest country in the world.

Oh, yeah.

We have a Norwegian amongst us.

- Oh, yeah. - No pressure, Carl.

Let's move to the interior.

This is the sky lounge.

I want to listen to her just talk.

I know, she could read me the phone book.

Is there a phone book anymore?

We're gonna find one so she can read it.

She can read me a Google search.

Okay, let's go. Let's get these bags on.

Are you ready to see your guest's quarters?

Yes, of course.

- What's the best room? - She's the queen.

That's her room. - Right here?

- Yeah. - This one's calling to me.

So I'm going to mark my territory with my mink.

- Oh, I love it. - Queen bee.

There's one more level that I want to show you.

The hot tub level. - Oh, my gosh.

This is where we hot tub and have anonymous sex?

I love it.

Interior, Interior,

the luggage is in the lower guest.

Honey, I'm home.

Little Norwegian flags.

That's actually reindeer, for those that don't like fish.

Well, I promised Rudolph

that I would never eat his family.

We're gonna have a Viking-themed

night time tonight.

There has to be a quicker way than doing

all of them shaking one by one.

Know what I mean?

Um, there is not.

Deck crew, prepared for departure?

Yes, we're ready.

We've got some Norwegian mojitos for you.

Okay, let's go bow to stern, please.

- Cheers. - Cheers!

Go. Pull, pull, pull, pull.

All lines on board. - Copy.

All crew, tenders up, lines away.

Does that lighthouse say the word fart on it,

or am I buggin'?

It does say fart.

Let's go get changed.

- Jessica! - What's the vibe? Give me--

They're just happy.

They're chilling, and all about dinner tonight.

You swapped with Mike.

And Mike's not looking forward to being a Viking.

It's gonna be us too?

- Mm-mm. - You're off at 8:00.

Until 9:00, 9:30 at the latest.

I know you want to be a Viking tonight,

but do you know what time you're waking up?

As long as you know that.

Uh-oh.

King of the world!

That's how a lot of women die.

Their husbands take them on cruises and just boop.

Maritime law is really difficult to prosecute.

You'd be surprised.

All right. Lewis, anchor ready to go.

Copy that.

Release, release, release.

That's three shackles to the waterline.

One shackle, please.

One more shackle, please, Nathan.

That's four shackles to the waterline, Kerry.

All right, guys, happy with that.

Nathan, let it go.

This is bananas.

Yeah.

Page me at 9:00, and then I'll come up there.

Interior crew, can you change

into your Viking outfits, please?

I feel like this isn't the vibe.

I really think I need to cut this.

I'm here.

I fully look like Shrek.

Put your belt on. Jazz it up a little bit.

Do what you want. Make it sexy.

Dinner tonight is gonna be kind of Viking vibes.

I mean, I don't even know. What did Vikings even eat?

I like this, a little bit of spice.

It's gonna be like raw food.

I don't know how you're actually

standing on that floor.

It's very slippery there.

My feet are more seasoned than your ravioli.

I'm gonna go change. I'll be back.

Are we dressing for dinner? Oh, sh--.

Uh, I'm going to bed now.

Good night.

Whatever these are.

I just feel like this is very Viking, you know?

I do too.

Like, kill them, murder them, drink their blood.

Ouch.

Is that a real axe?

Guests are arriving.

I want some make-up or some hair or something fun.

All right, that looks good, huh?

Hi, Viking.

Oh, it's all over.

So cool.

It's fantastic.

This is per--no, Ang. What you're doing is perfect.

That's a little severe.

What you were doing before was better.

Stunning.

I just need a lipstick now, and I'm golden.

Fresh Viking women.

- We need drinks. - Drinks.

I need Nathan to be woken up.

Can you go wake him up and say we need him to entertain?

Hey, babe. Nathan?

Hey, when you are decent, it's time to come out

and help with the dinner.

Try to come out in, like, five minutes, if you can.

- Is Nathan still up? - I just woke him up.

Why--to do what?

- Why are you asking us? - Are you waking up Nathan now?

He said that I could wake him up

because he was gonna do an hour with me.

Because he's gotta be up pretty soon.

Mike shouldn't be telling me what to do.

I'm not sure how it works on container ships,

but I rank higher than him.

So know your place.

Are you waking up Nathan now?

He said that I could wake him up

because he was gonna do an hour with me.

Because he's gotta be up pretty soon.

It's too----ing late.

I heard Lewis. He said he could stay up.

He didn't say he could be woken up.

You're off at 8:00.

Until 9:00, 9:30 at the latest. - As long as you know that.

Yo, Nathan.

Hey.

Dude, don't worry about it. I'll--I'll do it.

I'm already up.

So, like, you can do still two?

Yeah, he's gonna say "yeah" because he's a good guy.

But this is kind of bullsh--. I'm right here.

I might not be, like, the number one Viking,

but let the kid sleep. She should have came to me.

I'm just gonna do an hour and then fall back to sleep.

So we have porn star martinis.

To the blood of pagans.

I'm gonna go do this, and then I'm going back to bed.

Nathan, do you feel strong?

Because this is really heavy.

Oh, this looks really nice.

Yeah? You're digging this?

So we need to get this over your head.

- Valhalla. - Ugh.

Strong man.

Oh, my God. It looks fantastic.

It looks really good, though.

I've got a proper Viking hat for you.

When I put that on, my eyes start to dim.

It's perfect.

- How are you? - Oh, boy.

Well, I'm here to party up with you guys.

My goodness.

I've never seen a Viking with an iPad that big.

I'm gonna start prepping the plates for starter.

I feel like I read somewhere that Vikings

were into screamo.

Like the...

Heavy metal sh--? - Like heavy metal. Yeah.

Weren't Vikings, like, before electrical music?

Well, but it's, like, without the electric part.

Whenever you're ready, you can take a seat at the table.

Do you want to read out some facts?

Me and him can take turns.

No, I want you to do it on your own

because you're in costume and he's not.

It just doesn't look right.

I could be like, did you know, Vikings,

we don't wear horns on our helmet?

And then he can come-- - Yeah.

Okay, whatever. Do what you got to do.

Time to serve, ladies.

Service time. - Coming.

This looks delicious.

Oh, snap.

- Oh, my goodness. - So good.

To start, we have a rustic homemade lobster ravioli

with a crema arrabiata. - Smells delicious.

Thank you. - Thank you, chef.

How do you say, bon appétit? - Velbekomme.

all: Velbekomme.

Skol.

That's what I was thinking.

So Nathan has some facts for you.

We have a fact checker.

Yeah, you're ready to tell me if I'm right or wrong, huh?

- Bring it. - All right.

The first fact is, did you guys know that

Vikings actually don't wear the helmet?

They actually drink out of the helmets, right?

Horns--they don't have horns on their helmet.

It's safer that way without no horns.

It's safe. It's real safe.

I'm not gonna die from it, all right?

I have a question for them.

Do you think any of the single girls right here

are pretty enough to kiss?

Nathan does.

Sorry, us Vikings do not kiss

unless we drink from our horns, right?

We're gonna ask you again.

Well, fill me up.

Heather, which one would you kiss?

No one, unless I had an emotional,

spiritual, religious connection.

We can make that happen.

I've set that bar pretty high.

To the Skols.

- You guys enjoy, okay? - Thank you, my friend.

There are dishes to be washed in the galley.

Can you go and help Jess in the galley?

Sure.

All of you, step back when I do this

because this is gonna be messy.

So watch out. - Oh, wow.

I warned you guys.

But why?

- Why not? - Why not?

I could think of, like, four great reasons why not.

It's Viking, bitches.

- I'll see you guys. - Good night. Thank you again.

Let's serve the same people we did before, yeah?

Okay.

Oh, my goodness.

For the main course this evening,

we have a veal chop on beetroot purée with sweet potatoes,

salsa verde, and a sweet potato chip.

Viking style.

- The artwork is-- - I'm taking a picture.

- That looks amazing. - Bon appétit.

- Thank you so much. - That looks so good.

You guys want to know a dirty, funny secret about me?

all: Yes.

All right, therapy has started.

When I was married, we had like little,

you know, like, funny sex names.

And it was Captain Woodrow and Julie

from "The Love Boat," the cruise director.

I've since--I've since dissolved that name.

And if--when I meet a Julie, I cringe.

Thank you, Michael. I love you.

You're welcome. I appreciate it.

You're amazing.

Someone dropped some basil on the chair.

Oh, I'll lick that up.

- Wasn't me. Wasn't me. - Oh, ha.

- What time do you want me up? - Uh, 6:00.

- Okay, bye. - Good night, babe.

Are you gonna be okay? - Yeah.

Can I get you anything?

No.

Go.

"Sandlot?"

Oh, sh--.

Good night, babe.

Three words.

- Jaw? - Jaw?

- Chomp? - Chomp?

Chew?

Alligator? Gator? Crocodile?

Gator? Gator? Gator?

- Croc? Crocs? - Croc, croc, croc?

It's been a long couple hours.

Nobody do Mesa or polygamy.

- How's everyone doing? Good? - Great.

There's a lot of Mormon jokes flying around here.

I call myself ex-Mormon, but don't hate me.

L. Ron Hubbard, eat your heart out, am I right?

Perfect.

- Thank you, dear. - You're welcome.

Can you believe it's 1:30?

Ready to get cozy.

Sleep well.

We'll just switch into our jammies and go to sleepskies.

I like helping out the girls, but, you know,

I'm missing out on my sleep.

Normally, we meet in the bridge,

and we have a talk about the night.

But Nathan wasn't there.

Try and stay up near the front, Nathan.

We'll have five ziplines all the way to the bottom?

- This is scary. - Yeah.

90% of the people survive.

It doesn't feel solid.

I'm actually scared.

Did you sleep, mate?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I did. Thank you.

You know what time Nathan went to bed?

I think I heard a goat just then, or a sheep.

Did you hear that? - Yeah, there's a few.

Good morning.

- How are you? - Incredible, right?

Yeah, that's what that is, that sound.

- Yeah. - I was wondering.

They kind of blend in with the rocks.

Oh, yeah.

Lewis, we can start hauling anchor.

Kerry, I copy.

That's two shackles on the waterline.

Anchor's in the pocket.

Copy, copy.

Would you like any eggs this morning?

I'll just do a medium well eggs Benedict.

Okay, absolutely.

Just like my pioneer ancestors.

- Same? - Same, yep.

- Same style all around? - I want two--yeah.

How many eggs Benny?

So there's four total eggs Benedict.

One of them is hollandaise on the side,

scrambled eggs with bacon and gluten-free toast,

and then one egg whites.

Is it too late to change my order?

- No, absolutely. - Okay.

Can I just do the same thing as my husband,

scrambled with, um--

- Bacon and gluten-free? - Gluten free.

- Yeah, absolutely. - Yeah. Thanks, hon.

Of course.

Okay, so what I need from you is to do the toast.

All right. Give me one second.

Don't overthink it.

I'm not. It's not really that hard.

Nathan, Mike, Lewis, please come to the bridge.

You can't take so long with that.

Okay, here you go.

You gotta focus on what's important in the morning.

I don't normally tell people that I have dyslexia when

I start a job because being vulnerable in front of people

while trying to get their respect is scary.

Where do you want these ones?

On a plate, preferably.

Okay, there you go.

When I can't slow things down enough,

I get nervous because maybe I'm gonna duplicate the order

that was just told to me. I start to fail.

Is it still one eggs over medium or not?

Yeah, that's a different order.

Yeah, just checking.

Yeah, no worries.

- To start with, Mike? - Yeah?

Did you do everything on this list?

By the time I went down, no.

Instead of washing the dishes for the chef,

the swim platform could have been rinsed and bladed,

the fuel levels could have been checked.

I got caught up way too much with--

Yeah, to be honest, at the moment, I feel like

the interior crew and the chef are vultures,

and they're trying to take-- - A few hours go by and--

Take bites out of us.

What time'd you finish this morning?

Like 5:00.

You don't finish until 6:00.

What?

Probably, like, 5:30.

Because I was still out there after, like, 5:00.

I thought you'd gone to bed at 6:00 without handing over.

It makes it a little bit worse now

because that means for a straight hour,

there was no deck crew up.

Never go to bed unless you hand over with the next guy.

And anchor watch.

So there was no one checking the boat's position.

If we would've dragged anchor and gone ashore, hit somebody?

Who's in the sh--?

- The captain. - I am.

I really thought Lewis would speak to me

one on one instead of throwing me

underneath the bus with Cap.

We are a deck crew down. It's a team effort.

Don't let the chef grab you.

Don't let the stewardess grab you.

I'm mad because it's a complete misunderstanding.

Chat over. Thanks, guys.

Chris does not like his personal space being invaded.

- Are you a germophobe, Chris? - No, no, I'm just germ aware.

Yeah, no, fair enough.

You would not enjoy scissoring.

I'll tell you right now.

There's your over medium with bacon.

This is regular toast.

Yes, that's what she just ordered.

That's what she came in here and changed.

I thought she ordered the scrambled eggs.

Because we did two orders of this.

You're pushing me over the edge.

Okay, what's wrong?

This one's the one that changed her order

to the husband. - Okay.

Just--can we just go slow for a second?

No, we're not going slow.

We need to focus. It's actually irritating.

Use your----ing words. Seriously.

Jess, I'm trying to focus, but I can't

when you're yelling at me. So I need you to just go slow.

Yeah, giving us stress is not gonna help.

Because you don't know what's been going on,

just stay out of it.

I don't get how this can get so fudged up.

- Everything's fine. - She doesn't use her words.

I don't understand what she's doing.

Babe, I gave you all the orders verbally,

and then I wrote them down. - Okay, It doesn't matter. Shh.

Just shh. What are you doing?

I'm waiting for the toast because these came out

before the other one.

I just can't stand any more of Oriana's drama right now.

We need to just settle down.

There's only so much room in the toaster.

From now on, I do service.

You go down and do beds where you should be actually.

She doesn't use her words.

I don't understand what she's doing.

Babe, I gave you all the orders verbally,

and then I wrote them down. - Okay, it doesn't matter. Shh.

From now on, I do service.

You go down and do beds, where you should be actually.

Trust is absolutely everything for me.

I have my girl's back.

But the fact that Oriana has gone to Lewis,

ordered second epaulets,

and now she's----ing with my chef.

That's not a team. That's not trust.

Literally have no idea how it's so hard.

- Eggs Benedict? - Thank you so much.

What I want to talk about is how we didn't get

Kasie on our charades team.

I know, because she had to clean our messy room.

So tonight, we're keeping all our rooms--

- Everybody, make your own bed. - Make your own beds.

How's breakfast? Are they finished, or...?

Oh, my God.

Don't take it personally. That's all I have to say.

Thank you for breakfast, Chef.

It was delicious.

Check this out, Mike, this waterfall right here.

I just want you to see it.

Can you have your guys ahead of the game,

get into position soon? - Yeah.

Ooh, it's actually kind of semi-warming up.

Yeah, it's nice.

Nathan? Can you get the anchor line--

the controller for me?

Release, release, release.

That's four shackles to the waterline.

Direction of chain?

Chain is up and down.

Okay, guys. Anchor ball up.

Any deck towels? No?

- How are you guys doing? - Yeah, we're all right.

Is that a pocket?

Yeah, a little one.

I keep all my notes in it. - Cool.

I think there's tension between the departments.

You mean Faye? Yeah, for sure.

Don't be mad if I'm short with you and tell you

to off and do pantry.

I'm just trying to not get you yelled at.

Hey, I just wanted to talk to you guys

about the schedule for today. - What's happening?

So as your request, we're gonna do ziplining.

Oh, we're excited.

I think we should be leaving at about 12:30.

And that's it.

And if you have any other questions, just let me know.

- Thanks, Faye. - Thank you, Faye.

I need this to get to the gazebo.

- I'll do a run real quick... - Thank you.

And I'll bring it with me. No problem.

- Listen. - Yeah?

I think you need a change of scenery.

All right, I get that.

So why don't you come and help

set the picnic up with me? - Thank you.

I appreciate that. - All right.

The side bow looks a little flat.

It's not.

- Morning, Mike. - Morning, Nathan.

You excited to do the ziplining thing, excursion?

Yeah.

I'm still in a position where I sort of kind of

pissed off with Lewis for throwing me

underneath the buss with Cap.

You're upset that you're not coming?

I don't know. You know what? I feel like it'll come around.

Like, he wouldn't do that with Mike.

Don't be sweet talking when they're inside of the room

and then be like, hey,

don't do it again anymore, baby boy.

I'm not upset.

Did you bring boots or do you just

have, like, regular shoes?

I'm just bringing my Balenciaga speedies--

Oh, that'll work.

Just, like, little trainers.

Is it hiking the mountain?

- I think ziplining. - You know what?

If I'm gonna trash a pair of shoes in the Norwegian soil,

I think I'm gonna go with the Montclair's.

Will this weigh me down?

You'll go the slowest.

Why can't I go? You'll just be--

I don't care if I'm the slowest.

Be like, "Eh!" - Err-err.

What are these three little scones

doing up here like this?

You can taste one.

And tell me. - Amazing.

Those are the mini croissants.

And on the side, there's two gluten-free ones

for the people that want gluten free.

I'm doing the cream, do the hot chocolate.

Let's get the show on the road.

I'm not in the mood to be----ing around.

All right, lads. Pass me towels first, please.

Okay, so we're gonna get on the tender in a minute,

and the journey is literally ten minutes.

I'm so happy Faye's coming on the excursion.

- Whoo-hoo! - I think we're ready.

Okay, come on down.

- Hi, Captain. - G'day. How are you today?

I'm wonderful. Thank you.

Hi. Thank you.

Everybody get in. Whoo!

- We're here, Mike. - All right.

Let's do this. Thank you.

Wow. That is a great picture.

One more.

Okay, say "friendship kiss."

all: Friendship kiss.

- That was a video. - Oh.

I brought my own rappelling gear.

This is amazing.

Is it possible for me to take a rucksack

and someone to bring it down?

You can--you can do that.

Because I'm meant to be serving drinks

all the way to the top. - Oh.

Oh, baby.

Let's rappel.

The guests are clearly excited.

They're gonna be ziplining down cliffs, over waterfalls.

Definitely the most scenic zipline I've ever seen.

It's gonna be sick.

Did you find Lewis attractive in his harness?

Oh, God. I'm trying not to look.

Hi.

Hey. Hi.

I haven't heard from you in a long time.

I know. I'm just eating really quickly.

Everyone's off the boat. They're going ziplining today.

- Fun. - I know, so jealous.

And these guests are really fun.

They're ex-Mormons, so they have so many Mormon jokes.

Oh, do they?

They were trying to do, like, words of wisdom

for a cha-rahd.

We call it "charades" in English.

I'm speaking English.

Kim will always be my mother first,

but she's also one of my best friends.

Did you tell them that you were raised Mormon?

Yeah, no, we had, like, this whole conversation about it.

There's a part of me that still feels like I haven't

forgiven my parents for pushing me

to be in that Mormon culture.

But they never had to deal with it like I did

because I grew up in that society.

They still had their own voice, and I felt like mine

was always held back.

So it took me a long time to, like, kind of move past that.

I wouldn't say our relationship

is strained anymore,

but I finally get to participate

in my own life that I choose.

Okay, have a good one. I'm glad you checked in.

Bye. Love you.

It is so pretty.

Fantasy and folklore, Megs.

Fire and ice tonight.

Try and stay up near the front, Nathan.

What you guys will do, you'll just follow me.

So you keep it connected. Just slide it over.

Ahh!

I'm afraid of heights.

- Oh! - Okay.

Oh, this is scary. - Yeah.

So we'll have five ziplines all the way to the bottom.

Okay, we're ready.

90% of the people survive.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Great, I'm hoping to be the one.

It doesn't feel solid.

I'm actually scared.

- This is yours? - Oh, yeah.

Whoa, !

Is it okay to be second, or you want to be first?

I have to be first because we gotta

meet you guys down there.

You want to start there. So you put it on the line.

- Yep. - You only live once, right?

Zig and zag and zig and zag and let's go!

I'm----ing scared!

Oh, my gosh.

!

Keep reminding me it's not scary.

I made it!

Whoo-hoo!

I like to live on the edge.

So I'm gonna go the fastest, craziest way I can.

Whoo-hoo!

damn!

Oh, me, man.

Can you do me one favor quickly?

Yes.

Can you stick your elbow in there

just for like 30 seconds?

It's, like, my headache is extreme--

it's--there you are.

Yeah.

You're getting granola.

Now we're getting serious.

What's up?

I'm not here to spiders.

- What are you here to do? - Not spiders.

I don't even know what that means.

What happened with the whole Oriana thing?

She doesn't communicate clearly.

I hate it when I get snappy, but it's just like,

I don't like people to be waiting with breakfast.

Yeah, but if you can manage that, then it's a breeze.

My job, being as stressful as it is,

you kind of find yourself drawn to people

that are soft and caring and have that gentle energy.

Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

You want to be cute, or you want to be alive?

Yeah, girl.

Lewis, let me know how long you're gonna be.

That was real fun.

Perfect.

Mate, I can't catch you.

Whoo!

Boo-yah, baby!

Whoo-hoo!

Coming in hot! Yeah!

We did it.

Now death doesn't seem so scary.

- Cute. - Chamomile, green tea.

Beautiful.

Guests inbound, guys,

if you've not received any already.

I can see the guests. All good.

- Hi. - We're back.

How was it?

Viva la divas!

Did it scare you?

- It was so fun. - It was so fun.

I was terrified too. - Make your way in.

We've just got some tea.

I feel amazing now.

- Just beautiful. - Oh, it's pretty.

This is your little afternoon tea.

- How cute. - Oh!

You've all got your own little bottle

of champagne there, apple spritz.

So we've got scones. We've got hot toddy.

Just help yourself. - Amazing.

Compliments to the chef.

You guys look hot, and those outfits...

Really?

Those outfits are hard to pull off,

but you so can. - Aw, thanks, guys.

Can you guys do the splits in those?

- Kasie can. - Kasie can.

- Oh. - Oh, okay.

Rock star.

Thank you.

I got to find less round stones.

Okay, so if you need any more drinks or snacks, let me know.

Other than that, we're ready to take you guys

whenever you're ready to go back to the boat.

Kasie, guests are about 25 minutes away.

Tender inbound, five minutes.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- There's also-- - I heard you're an acrobat.

I am.

We got to see the splits, honey.

Oh, no.

We heard you can do the splits in your pants.

That's what we heard.

all: Tan pants splits!

Tan pants splits!

Well, if we didn't know you were Mormon before,

we know you're Mormon now. - Yeah.

- Thank you so much. - You're very welcome.

Who feels like jumping? You jump.

- I'm jumping. - You're jumping. I'm jumping.

Should we change?

Put it in first, then take the little arm off.

Oh, look at this.

Mmm.

You two can take a break.

- This is yours? - Oh, yeah.

I'm losing my mind a little bit.

- Mmm. - So where's yours?

It's in my room.

Who smells amazing?

- Me, it's always me. - Well, who is it?

- It's just-- - It's me.

- Oh, fish, BO, sweat, stress. - Is it this?

Fear of heights.

Oh, sh--!

- Fell down the steps. - Oh, my God.

Oh, , bro.