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Norway is just magical.

This is the closest place to heaven I've ever been.

It's just so hard to explain it unless you're here.

It's the land of adventure.

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

Oh my god.

Ahh!

Oh!

Everyone nice and warm?

What in the damn world a Caribbean man like me doing?

Casey, are you living your best life?

Best life fishing for pubes.

Captain! Captain! Yeah!

My calling card's rock and roll.

Let's have fun.

I want my crew to know they have my support,

but I'm not a helicopter dad.

Do some breathing. You only piss with the dick you've got.

We are stewardesses on a five-star boat.

All I care about is being a great chief stew.

Make sure everything is perfect.

Ah!

This is A game, so everyone needs to activate,

to elevate, and to focus.

It's like an orgasm in my mouth.

It's Viking, bitches.

I hope to be the kind of leader that people like

and keep everyone happy.

I'm not going to kiss and tell about Oriana.

Let's just say there's things going on under the bubbles

that people can't see.

Oh my gosh.

This is where we hot tub and have sex?

I love tall guys.

You scared me.

The bigger the boat, the more staff you have, shall we say.

You two are smoking hot.

I do have to say, when you're more flexible,

it's way easier having sex in bunk beds.

Any opportunity I can get, I want

to have my legs in the air.

Nice one.

Boom. Boom. Oh!

Oh, wow.

What is your diet?

Glazed donuts and Oreos.

There's vomit all over these sheets.

Oh, it smells like pizza.

I'm going to be sick.

We better get a good tip.

I wonder else what could go wrong.

You're stressing me the out.

She went behind my back to Lewis.

I just can't stand it, your arrogance.

If we told the captain what you did,

you wouldn't get a reference.

She walked into there with an attitude.

Only one of us has an attitude.

- Who's that? - You.

The girl's got brass balls.

It's like amateur hour.

For a straight hour there was no deck crew.

Or hit somebody, who's in the ?

I am. - You need to focus.

Use your words.

People are scared of you on the galley.

It's borderline intimidation.

OK.

I won't allow intimidation on the boat.

This is not where I need to be.

All crew, all crew, meeting on the fly bridge.

It might be a bit chilly upstairs, so bring a jumper.

Booyah.

It's cold.

Howdy. Howdy.

Good day, team.

Welcome aboard the "Mercury," and welcome to Norway.

The big thing for us, guys, is to remember,

right, we are on cold water.

We're not in the Bahamas or somewhere nice and balmy.

For me, I love the adventure of being

in cold water, where the weather can turn very quickly.

So when we're doing transfers from the back of the boat

onto tenders and so forth, just take our time with it.

Passengers are going to be wearing a lot of clothing.

OK. They go into the water, they're going to sink.

I know we're all going to have some long nights

and early mornings.

Heads of department, you need to take care of your crew.

I've been a captain for over 20 years.

I grew up in a very macho world in the outback in Australia.

Here in Norway, cold water provides more excitement,

and in our vicinity is a lot more adventure.

You know, guys, there's plenty of different things

we can do here.

The yachting level of service doesn't stop once the guests

leave the vessel.

Our job is to give the guests the adventure

of their lifetime.

The way I run a vessel is, I'm firm but fair.

I know people tend to push boundaries,

but if you push them too far, you'll know about it.

I usually set my own rules, because I'm a cowboy.

I mean, I've got it right here.

Cowboy, so I'm just a roughneck that gets it out the mud.

And I've done this for 4 and 1/2 years now,

and I've learned how to not take no for an answer.

You guys can back to your duties,

get the boat ready.

Thank you, guys.

Let's go to work.

Oh my gosh.

I love the smell of cocoa butter.

Oh, man, I love cocoa butter.

You stay on that cocoa butter.

Yes.

Let her rip, tater chip.

I would split up.

One go in one room, one go in another.

Got it.

Vacuum and start getting rooms looking good.

For sure.

I just don't know anyone that would

leave a boat in this state.

This is a show.

Have you been doing yachts for a while?

Yeah, five years.

This is my first yacht actually.

- Really? - Yeah.

Damn.

This is going to be a crazy journey.

Yeah, I know.

A white boat?

Is that a fancy term for yacht?

I don't know any of that frilly terminology.

- You worked on yachts before? - No.

OK.

I worked on commercial ships.

So you're a yacht greeny.

I went to school at the New York Maritime Academy,

so when I graduated, I started sailing on commercial vessels.

So I do have some decent experience.

I can do big ships.

Why can't I do little ones?

I'll tell you what, let's use the dirty chamois

for all the scuppers, all the drains,

every drain needs wiping over.

All right.

I cannot function like this.

There's food in the sink.

This is gross.

What the hell does this even mean?

My grandmother was Spanish-Italian,

so I grew up with food around me.

Just hanging out in the kitchen.

It was my happy place.

I often get teased, especially on Instagram,

because I'm the Wanderlust chick.

And people are like, ooh, wanderlust, blah blah blah.

But this describes me perfectly.

Well-suited to yachting and to being a chef,

because no day is the same.

Being exposed to different places,

that brings me inspiration.

Oh my god, I could actually cry.

Hey.

Howdy. Howdy.

Oriana, Kasie, can you meet me in the main salon?

Copy. Thanks.

I've been a chief stew for nearly two years now.

I grew up in Southeast London.

I went to an all-girls school.

Southeast London girls do our hair and makeup.

We like our nails done.

You don't mess with us.

We can have a fight.

I can't wait to just crack on and get this boat going.

So I think the first day of charter,

we do 150% makeup, hair, uniform, everything.

We're just going to be the best.

Yeah?

Got it.

Mike, which way did you curl the hose?

I don't know, you kind of just whatever

the hose wants to do is what you do.

Oh, yeah, dude, that's a hell of a rule, dude.

Tell him that. - Anti-clockwise.

No way.

I've never done that in my life.

I always go this way, right over.

Like that. That's clockwise.

That is clockwise.

I don't know why I said anticlockwise.

Which way is it?

Clockwise or counterclockwise?

I'm wrong. It's clockwise.

It's clockwise. Yeah.

It's always exciting meeting a complete new boat full

of people, new characters.

I did do clockwise but said anticlockwise.

I grew up on a farm in northern England.

It was mainly a horse farm, but we used to rescue

animals all the time.

We used to have them running around the kitchen.

Like my parents, I'm also a bit of a workaholic.

You know, I've been in yachting five years.

I worked on the same vessel, moved my way up from deckhand

to first officer.

The boat I was on, I would have stayed on longer,

but the owner sold the boat.

It felt like a break up with the only woman currently

in my life, the boat.

I was just going to throw you guys off.

Clockwise?

Yeah.

Obviously, I've seen your CVs,

so if you want to tell me what you like,

what you're confident in.

Experience wise, I'm very confident in housekeeping...

- OK. - And service.

I haven't done a lot of mixology,

but I'd be happy to learn.

- OK. - So...

I started in the industry about 3 and 1/2 years ago.

That was my first boat.

I worked with Oriana.

She was my chief stew.

Oh my god.

How's it going.

That's so crazy.

I was like, I definitely recognize this girl.

Yeah.

- Small world. - Small world.

When Oriana and I worked together,

I was totally green, so I was just ready for some direction.

Kasie is not someone who likes to be told what to do.

Oriana was a controlling chief stew.

I wouldn't say I'm a controlling person.

She just is, like, high-strung and very stressed.

I think I'm the chilliest worker there is.

I don't think--there's nothing wrong with being chill.

I don't really respect her.

So I already know I'm really excited to work

with you again.

- OK, - Other things I'd like

to talk about. I have a list.

One thing that gets me frazzled is

when I don't know, like, the full plan for something.

Yep, absolutely.

Great.

Another thing is, like, just clear communication.

Sorry.

I'm not as strong in laundry.

I'd love to learn about that.

Next, da da da.

I see us as equals.

- That's how I like to-- - I'd just love to, you know...

- Yep. - Figure that out.

I mean, I can tell instantly that Oriana is looking forward

to being that second stew.

But it's up to me to put them in the positions

I feel they belong in.

I rarely have conflicts on boats,

but I know that charter is high-stress,

and that might happen.

So I'd love to talk about that.

Yeah.

I have no problem with addressing other people.

Absolutely not.

Until then, no one's going to be a second or a third.

But I think we all know who the chief stew is.

Coming up...

I'll leave it up to Lewis to choose which deckhand to come

with you to the pickup.

What?

All right, so the plan is let's go down deck by deck

and get all the cushions out, and then

hopefully we'll be a bit more prepared for tomorrow.

Ladies, how are we?

We've been trying to pull everything out.

We're just doing like mirror checks.

Sorry, I hate it when you can see dust down here.

I think we should look at it from the perspective

of whatever a guest will bitch about, we clean.

I grew up in Cambridge, Massachusetts,

and I felt a lot of pressure growing up

being the child of two people who were very

accomplished in their fields.

My mom was a photojournalist, and my dad is a scientist.

I'm going to set that for the engineers.

Since I was in middle school, I've struggled,

because I've been dyslexic.

My parents were always really supportive of me,

but I was kind of just like mad at myself,

because I want to do well in life.

And I've always felt like I've had something to prove.

Let's triple check--

- Everything. - Yeah.

So I have to overcompensate, which I guess comes out

being more detail-oriented. - OK.

I didn't vacuum under.

OK. No worries.

See if it fits.

All crew, we have provisions.

Roger that.

It is so dirty.

Where do you want me to put the wine?

That's a really good point. What's in here?

Deck stuff.

It's all covers and foul-weather gear.

- OK. - What's under here?

- That's the escape hatch. - Oh, yeah.

We're getting a workout, huh?

Did we find the key for the lockers on the sun deck?

Looks like a regular just hex.

The storage on this boat is awful.

Oh, we got space.

Yes.

Never in my life have I ever seen storage

up on the stairs that is in the crew area

all the way to the bow of the boat.

I mean, how am I going to get out of here?

- She's in there? - Yeah.

So going into this trip like this is an absolute nightmare.

Oh my god.

Guys, this is not normal. Whoo!

Day one, acrobatics.

Oh my god, why'd I choose two?

To the forward.

Check us out.

What are you talking about?

I like them all, man.

I've got a lot of sisters, so I know how to treat them.

I'm not like the normal typical yachty,

because I have to provide for my seven sisters

and also my mom.

I grew up in the Bahamas most of my life.

We didn't have a lot.

You know where I'm from, man?

From the island of the Bahamas.

Caribbean, man.

Where do you think you're coming through trying

to control big Caribbean man.

I didn't grow up with a silver spoon.

I was given a plastic spoon.

Can you imagine?

So, you know, plastic.

It's bent.

I got to try to make this sh-- work, you know?

I just feel like growing up in the Caribbean, man,

must have been a blast.

Yeah, it's a happy life, you know?

Jess, Faye, and Lewis, could you please

come up to the wheelhouse?

All right, so this is our first charter of the season.

Looks like we got a fine group of people.

We have Rick, his wife Sarah,

celebrating their 40th birthdays.

They are all best friends

and love to play drinking games and get loud.

I think the most important thing for me

off the bat, adventure requests.

They want to be as adventurous as possible.

They want cave tours, rock climbing.

So, Faye, will take care of that.

OK.

Norway is just the absolute perfect location

for those that like to be adventurous

and experience things that they've never done before,

cold-water diving, waterfalls, zip lining, caving.

It has endless adventures and opportunity to be had.

And, Lewis, as far as transport, mate,

take care of that.

We need to bring the highest level of service

to everything, including the adventures.

Yeah, let's bring it.

Kick it off well.

The guests are going to go on this beautiful hike

through the mountains to the Valldal caves.

All along the Norwegian fjords are

caves that have been formed from falling

rocks over many, many years.

This is an iconic experience, and I mean, you know,

we could find a dead Viking or a sword or something

down there.

Jess, what's your big stand outs?

They're into their food quite a lot, steak and seafood.

Think about theme parties.

Looks like they want a Viking theme.

So we'll kick off with a Viking night,

welcome them to Norway the right way.

I don't know about this one, but I want to dance on tables

and party 18 hours a day.

18 hours a day?

Cool, 'cause it only gets dark at 10:00 at night.

So we're gonna have some long nights.

This looks like an awesome group to kick off with.

Let's go.

Deck crew, deck crew, deck briefing on main deck aft.

Ooh, disgusting.

The way the day is going to work tomorrow is,

we're just going to wash down all the main deck aft,

spruce her up a bit.

So in the morning, we'll launch the tenders,

because this gangway, this is not really safe

for guests to be coming and going from.

I'll leave it up to Lewis to choose

which deckhand to come with you to the pickup.

And then on this side, the other two deckhands

can receive the boat.

My father was in the military, he was in the army,

so he was very much a drill sergeant to us kids,

so I brought that into yachting.

I run an efficient, tight ship.

You know, there's a chain of command.

It's the first time us guys are working together.

I like very clear and precise and a calm

manner on the radio.

I am happy with being questioned after the task

has been fulfilled.

There's always a better way of doing something.

I can't say I've thought of every good way,

but there's a good chance I thought of most of them.

All right. Any questions, guys?

- No, I'm good. - Crystal clear.

Crystal clear? All right.

Eww. Oh, OK. OK. OK.

I thought that that was used.

I just feel really bad for the girls.

They haven't even made the beds yet.

I can help them.

It's up to you.

Let's make the stewards beds.

Yeah.

Let's do their beds for them.

- You need any hands? - Yeah.

I'll help you.

Amazing.

Don't put me on some though.

Boy, you asked.

I'm definitely a lovable cowboy.

I'm a hopeless romantic, but I'm very single.

Thank you.

I just haven't got the patience to do that right now.

No problem.

Faye has got a rocking body.

I would like an older woman just because they probably

could teach me a few things.

And buy me stuff.

- Oh. - Oh.

It was there too.

Oh, no.

Dude, I don't even know how this works.

You've got to drop this on.

Is it all the same on all yachts?

The same kind of setup for the beds?

Most of the time.

I mean, look for that thing right quickly.

I just need to grab my book.

I'm sorry.

I really appreciate you doing this.

Yeah, you guys--

No problem.

Kasie, I think she's hot.

She has beautiful eyes.

Are you guys going to be done with what you're doing soon?

I don't think so.

No?

In commercial shipping, the women being on board

is pretty rare.

Usually, it's like you're on there with a bunch of guys,

and you just can't wait to get off.

So sweet.

Thank you, guys.

That's really nice of you.

- Hi. - How's it going?

Yeah. Good.

It's getting there, girls.

- So you're feeling OK? - Yeah.

- Good. - Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So tomorrow, towels are in the wash,

so first thing in the morning...

- Yeah. - Just smash it out.

Thank you all for a fantastic day.

- Thank you. - Cool. Cool. Cool.

How have you been? - Good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Have you been on boats?

Yeah, like 3 and 1/2 years.

So it's Oriana, and what's the next one?

- Kasie. - Which one is Oriana?

- Faye is the chief stew. - So hold up.

Which one is Kasie?

The British-sounding one.

No, she's not British.

Yeah, she has an accent.

When I knew you, you had a guy.

I probably had many guys.

Am I making it up?

That Kasie's British?

Yes, you are.

She's not British.

Right now I'm single, yeah.

Got it.

How about you?

- Yeah, single. - Single.

Single, Faye? - Yeah.

It's weird.

I'm so single, but I've still got man issues,

and I'm like, how?

Faye has a British accent.

OK, yes. But Kasie has got an accent.

She has a British accent-- Australian accent.

You're crazy.

I forgot my makeup wipes.

How annoying.

- Good night. - Good night.

Oh, did I?

I'm sorry about that.

I won't do it again.

Man, that's funny, man.

Oh, yeah, dude.

That's refreshing.

- You all right? - Oh, my God.

Let the captain know and maybe go lay down for a while.

Last night, we got the chicken salad,

and after that, I just kind of felt off.

Well, these guys like margaritas--

Oh, perfect.

So we can definitely do a batch of margaritas.

Oh.

I just yacked twice.

- Like throwing up? - Yeah.

Bugger.

Do you want to lay down for a little bit?

- OK. - OK, I'll check on you.

- OK. - Thank you.

It's getting real.

This is not good.

All crew, all crew, Oriana is not well.

With a stew down, prepare for the worst.

Coming up...

"Mercury" departing Alesund harbor.

Hold all fenders until we've cleared the port.

I can't see ahead of me.

While I'm going through the narrowest

part of the channel...

All crew, all crew, Oriana is not felling very well.

So I assume I'm a stew down.

Kasie?

Where is she now?

Sick.

Is Oriana upset?

She's sick.

She said she had something bad.

So the boat's not ready.

I've got a new crew.

I've got guests coming, and I've got members of staff

sick already.

What could go wrong?

We're a stew down.

I think prepare for the worst.

Oh, .

Mike, Nathan, I really need you guys to power on now,

because we found ourselves in a situation

where we need to start covering for the interior,

because they're a man down.

Yeah, roger that.

Yeah.

Hey, buddy.

- What? - You better.

If you don't, you better sleep with your eyes open then.

Oh, you just had to ask.

Early bird gets the worm, 'cuz.

Yep.

I'm going to process this as a joke instead of a genuine act

of aggression.

Where I come from people just ask nicely

and talk about their feelings.

Instead of two. - You got a promotion already.

I want to know what the deal is for on time.

What do you guys usually do?

So that back stern line is going

to automatically come off because, one, it's

not really doing anything.

Go from bow to stern.

But you guys pull the lines in my hand, right?

- Yeah. - You stow them?

Yeah. I think we might stow them.

Yeah, like we got like a three hour trip

so we're definitely going to stow them away,

but it's the fenders that if we're going to deflate or not.

That makes no sense.

We'll have to deflate all of them.

I've been in the industry for four years.

Do we take the fenders off after the launch

come off or before?

Oh, unless, because what we do on other boat sometimes--

You got to wait until you get away

from the docks and . - Never mind.

But, Kyle, he might have more experience than me,

but you know, someone who knows everything knows nothing.

All crew, it's game time.

Let's get into our whites.

OK.

Guests inbound 20 minutes.

Have champagne and towels ready.

What is this? Ay-yi-yi.

Looking good, mate.

You're done.

- This is like the worst news. - Yeah, it is.

It definitely the worst thing that could have happened.

- Yeah. - Kyle, should we go?

Yeah.

We'll go now.

OK, so you guys are going straight to the dock?

- Yes. - OK, great.

So picking them up from a hotel,

and then we're going back to get their bags.

You're in the best hands you can be in right now.

Yeah.

I love hard work just because it makes you

stronger and a better person.

Whoever rolled these towels sucks.

When I was younger, my mom was in and out of jail.

We were practically always poor,

and as soon as I was able to get a job at like ten

years old, I would be working in hay fields

and throwing hay bales and try to make any dollar I could.

Whatever cards you're dealt,

you have to learn how to play them, and that's

what Texans are about.

Oh, sh--. They're there already.

- They got their luggage. - Howdy. Howdy. Howdy.

- Yo. Yo. - Ready to party?

You know it.

I'm Lewis.

Perfect.

- Hop on board. - Let's go.

All crew, all crew, guests on board, five minutes

until arrival.

It's fine. It's fine.

Just breathe.

There she is.

All crew, all crew, that's two minutes until arrival.

Two minutes.

OK. OK.

Coming ahead, starboard line.

Be prepared to welcome the guests.

Sh--.

Yeah.

I'll tie them off.

Thank you so much.

Sure.

All righty.

- Hello. - Good day.

How are we doing?

- Hi. - Finishing these?

Come on, guys.

Dude.

Come on, man.

Start making some cocktails.

Yeah.

What do you want me to make?

Anything.

Hi, Dan. Nice to meet you.

- Hey. - G'day. I'm Kerry.

Welcome aboard. - Nice to meet you.

G'day. Welcome aboard. I'm Kerry.

- Which one's the big one? - Uh...

there's plenty coming. Don't worry.

I'm a little nervous to deal with guests.

I've never even worked in the service industry.

But I mean, I'm here to learn.

Welcome aboard.

And, yeah, I mean, I do look good in uniform, you know.

I kind of look good in coveralls too though.

On behalf of the crew of "Mercury," happy 40th birthday.

I want to welcome you to your Norway adventure.

This is the chief stew, Faye.

Right now, Faye is going to take you on a tour.

Would you like me to show you around?

- Yes. - Wait.

We got to do--

I mean-- We have to.

Yes.

I can't with you guys.

Now it's started.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

So we're going to start all the way to the top.

But we need a refill.

OK.

OK, so this is the sun deck.

- Oh my gosh. - Look at this.

Look at this bed. - Yeah, I sleep there.

So hopefully, the sun comes out.

I mean, nap time.

So beautiful.

OK, do you want to follow me down to the sky deck?

So this is probably going to be a more social area for

breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

So there's two doors, just pop your finger on there,

and it comes open.

Magic.

Welcome to the sky lounge.

Oh.

It's so comfy.

So good.

So cozy.

So this is the main salon.

This is beautiful.

Can we play drinking games on the table?

Absolutely.

We're going to make our way down now to your guest cabins.

Sarah, you are definitely going to fall down this.

Yeah, I'm definitely falling down.

This is actually the primary suite.

I think you guys should be in this room.

- We'll take it. - We'll take it.

Beautiful.

- This is so pretty. - It's awesome, man.

There's two doubles.

I love this room.

And two twins.

We get twins, buddy boy.

We'll bring your luggage down as well.

Kasie is making some nice drinks for you.

Shots.

What's that?

It's so strong.

- Let's go. - Yes.

Let's go.

Don't fall off.

Let's do the wheels, because they'll ruin the carpets.

Lovely.

Would you like a refreshing spritzer?

- Yeah. - I do. I do want one.

Look at those party straws.

Thank you.

And the champagne is coming.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

I can't wait for dirty martinis later.

Lewis, departure in ten minutes.

Copy that.

How's this look?

Dorky, man.

Yeah, OK.

What's your game plan, Lewis?

What position do you--

Two of you are going to be over there.

One of you is going to be on the side.

And the captain wants me on the bow.

It's going to be a super easy departure.

OK, gentlemen, are we ready to go?

Ready on the bow.

OK, bow to stern.

We are leaving the dock.

Start from the eye of it, bro.

- Does it work? - It's not, but it will be.

There you go.

I need another drink.

Counterclock-- or clockwise?

Clockwise.

Hold the fender, please.

Please hold the fender till I leave the port.

Hold all fenders?

You want to put this one back out?

"Mercury" departing Alesund harbor.

Hold all fenders until we've cleared the port.

Too late.

I see this ferry coming in now.

Kyle walks up on the bow,

picks up a fender this frickin' big,

and puts it right in front of my face while I'm

going through the narrowest part of the channel.

20 meters from the bow.

15 meters. - Your need move, mate.

You've got to move. Move.

Oh my god.

You've got to move, mate. You've got to move.

I see this ferry coming in now.

Yep, I'm doing that now.

Oh, my God.

15 meters.

Holy moly, we're doing it.

We out?

Oh, we got a wave.

OK, fenders up.

We've cleared the port. We've cleared the port.

Oh my god. Look at this.

Both of you guys look up front.

These damn fjords are--

- They're spectacular. - Whoo.

I mean, Norway is gorgeous.

It's amazing.

Oh, fudge.

Spray down that corner.

Give it a scrub with a mitt.

Is there soap in this?

Is there soap?

I mean, it says "OSC" on it.

Oh, yeah, that's not soap.

Oh, .

It's acid.

This does smell kind of harsh.

I know Mike's joined without ever being on a yacht before.

On my first boat, my first first officer

wasn't a nice guy.

He threatened me with violence once.

He was a bit of a bastard to work for, to be honest.

I made the decision that I don't want to be like him.

I don't want to make anyone feel like I did then.

I'll put the hose away.

What are you doing for dinner?

I think I'm going to do steak with a nice pasta to start.

For dessert, I'm going to do a deconstructed cheesecake.

That sounds perfect.

Oh, we're rocking.

This is nice. I'm not going to lie.

Look at that V.

We're getting closer to the V.

That's what she said.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Did y'all do the windows?

Yeah, we did the windows and everything.

Oh, god.

Leave me alone.

- Children. - Everyone good?

Fantastic.

Could we do a specialty cocktail

that we could do shots of?

Let me get creative.

Dude.

Going with the vodka, pineapple.

Oh, yes.

Nice head on those.

It's all about the shake, baby.

Oh, yeah.

What are those?

- Uh-oh. - OK, these are blue marines.

I'm going to chug it right away.

It's got apple and pineapple and vodka.

Cheers, guys. - Wow.

That's strong.

The view with the water coming up, so peaceful,

so nice.

And we are hauling ass.

It's freezing on this level.

I'm going to go downstairs. I can't.

Cosmos.

I don't even know what the is, but--

I can barely walk down the stairs normally.

This is nice.

There's no wind.

Your hair's looking beautiful today.

Is it? Because it was a mess earlier.

It's like shining.

Nice, because I had to put so much gel in it to control it.

It's shining hard.

How's everyone doing?

Amazing.

So how long are you here for?

We'll be in Norway for six weeks.

- OK. - Where are you from?

Costa Rica.

You're kidding?

I am a jungle girl.

Though I never really felt like I fit in

growing up in Seattle, and I grew up Mormon,

so I think moving to Costa Rica was like a fresh start for me.

So who's cute to you so far?

Yeah.

It was a bit of a culture shock,

because I was 15 years old and I just

wanted to get everything that I wasn't

able to do out of my system.

Like, in the Mormon religion, there's

no drinking, no smoking.

They would always stress the importance of never

like laying horizontal next to a guy or whatever.

So I went a little crazy.

Someone caught my eye? - Yeah.

You think?

Yeah.

I don't know if I can claim that yet.

Can I get you guys anything else?

- Jell-O shots. - You got it.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

I love her.

100% going to bang somebody.

I love her.

- Tequila. - Here we go.

- Jell-O shots. - Yeah.

- Whoo! - Oh, no way.

Whoo!

Cheers to Norway.

Love you, guys.

Beer, champagne, and blue Jell-O shots.

We are going to do the martinis with the stuffed olives.

We don't have blue cheese stuffed olives.

You want me to make you some? - Yes, please.

So I need the martini glasses.

I'll grab them.

They're drinking stamina is just to another level,

a level that I haven't actually seen before.

We haven't even got hardly any beers left.

Do you think they want to mix it up?

- I think they probably do. - Yeah.

All right, all right, all right.

Being down a stew is not bloody ideal.

Do you want to put them straight on?

Yeah.

Thank you so much for doing that.

So we did the dirty martinis with olives

stuffed with blue cheese.

Oh, my God.

- Lewis, Lewis. - I'm on my way, Kerry.

Nathan, go to bed.

All is well.

All decks are secured.

Our guests are happy.

Is there anything else we can be getting on with?

Over the top and right in front of me.

I couldn't see sh--.

A lot of people struggle to see

the difference between fault and responsibility.

The fender was an honest mistake.

Is that my fault?

Maybe not, but, you know, I still

got to take responsibility.

I want Kerry to know that it won't happen again.

You're the bosun. I want you to take care of it.

- Yep. - Coming up...

Make sure to watch me when I do this,

because this is what you want me

to do all right, buddy?

Mate, this is like my thousandth time doing it.

I know, man. I know. And I'm just doing my job.

That's cool. Bro, you're just saying a bunch of sh--.

No, I ain't saying a bunch of sh--.

Don't just rush me, you know.

Please stand by for anchoring.

Both anchors ready to drop.

Drop three shackles portside.

Go ahead.

Just go for it.

Three shackles to the waterline.

Let's drop another three shackles, please?

What is the angle?

Yeah, it's starting to come up now.

Short stay.

OK, let's drop our last shackle, please?

Never seen this before.

We're in some deep water.

We're almost at our limit at chain,

so we're lowering it slowly to get all the chain out.

Many of these areas are 50 meters deep.

There's only a few areas we can actually anchor safely.

So we want every bit of chain out because it's so deep.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But we also don't want to lose the anchor.

You ought to come up to a plateau of about 50 meters,

and we've got an anchor right in the middle of that plateau.

If the winds kick up, the anchor slips,

the vessel's in danger.

I need confirmation that we're secured.

Can someone give me the angle, please?

Straight up and down, bro.

It's still up and down.

We are secured.

Beautiful.

Spectacular.

Knocky-knockies.

How are you feeling?

Does your stomach feel better?

A little bit, but I'd rather just try.

- OK. - Thank you. I appreciate it.

Stand by, thank you.

this stupid oven.

How effing deep is this?

Look at those houses.

Look at those little things.

- Hi. - Oh, why, hello.

Hello. Thank you for coming back.

Can you stick some beers in there?

They want another.

You look a lot better. - Thank you.

I'm good for now.

I don't know what's going to happen next,

but let's just rally for now.

For dinner-- ouch.

Oh.

For dinner, we're going to do the big theme.

So I will do the table setup and everything,

and why don't you go down to laundry

and give it a little bit of love and care down there?

Got it.

- Thank you so much. - Of course.

I woke up with food poisoning thinking

can this day get any worse?

And, yes, it can, because now I'm in laundry.

What's up?

You want me to do something with that?

Can we leave it in the sink?

because we can't get in the lazaret.

Temporarily.

What about-- what about a flower?

I'd like to try and clean it.

Thank you very much.

Oriana is hot.

I'm single.

I'm a single pringle.

Got find more flowers, boys.

Let's try and tidy up and then go on a break,

because you don't know how late you're going to be up.

- That's true. - Thank you.

Water temperature here it's like 58.3.

I'll swan dive off this.

If they're anything more than tipsy,

they're not jumping in the water.

- They're pretty sauced. - Where are we?

Are we still in Norway?

You got to give them the alphabet test, though.

That sh--'s hard in general.

Alphabet?

You have to say the alphabet backwards.

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O M N L K J I H G F E D C B A.

Oh my god, she says it just as fast.

When I brush my teeth, I have to say it twice

forward and twice backwards.

I just really like oral health.

Same.

I just like oral.

All crew, all crew, let's be in blacks by 9:00.

Should we set a time for them?

Maybe they want to get ready for dinner, maybe they don't.

Let me know.

The dynamic between the chef and the chief stew

is so important that it can make or break a trip.

If they're hungry, then we can move quicker.

I will do.

She lets me take a lot of control, which I like.

She's not micromanaging me in any way so I can respect that.

I will do.

I'll let you know.

Thank you.

All righty, let's see what we've got going on here, huh?

I generally find with like the Aussie captains

that I've worked with, they do like to get involved

and be seen, and I love that.

That's a professional captain.

Shot glasses.

I know they're going to try pouring drink in these horns.

Why not?

I was coming in here, but I was

going to see how angry you were before I entered the galley.

Am I angry?

I don't know.

I'm just careful before I go in galleys.

Wah!

- What time do you like dinner? - Dinner at 10:00?

Perfect.

We got to go freshen up.

They want dinner at 10:00.

OK, no problem.

We are very far north.

Getting a lot of things that we're used to getting

in the Mediterranean or in America

is not going to be happening,

but that doesn't matter.

The first meal has to be perfect.

Where are my slippers?

Check me out.

I'm keen for everyone to get their rest.

Kyle, you're off.

These steps I'm definitely falling down.

Concentrate.

It's outside-in, right?

I've never peed outside.

No way.

I'll pee on you inside.

Wait, what?

In the ocean.

Ocean doesn't count.

That doesn't count.

- Drunk outside of a bar-- - Nope.

- Super long ladies' line... - Never done it.

You go next to a car, and you hide.

- No. - Oh, .

I will never do it, never, ever, ever.

I've done that I don't know how many times.

- Are we ready? - Hi.

- We're ready. - Are you ready?

Are we allowed up?

Absolutely.

It's 10:00.

Come on up.

Awesome.

Oh my God, look at the Viking helmet with the horns.

- Yes. - Yes.

This is amazing.

Does anyone want Viking shots?

- Yes. Whatever it is, yes. - Yes. Yes.

- Cheers. - Cheers, guys.

Cheers.

Chocolate milk? Yoohoo!

Just grabbing a little tea time, boss.

Sorry, boss. - It's OK.

One thing though.

Not me, the captain said you blocked

his view with the fender during departure.

Hold all fenders until we've cleared the port.

Huh? Too late.

This is hardest working with the complaints, huh?

You know, we're learning how he runs a boat, that's all.

Yeah. This is the face of a guy who gives a .

Ugh.

Coming up...

I've been calling you for service for a while.

Timing is a sh-- show.

Whatever Jess is doing, just tell her to keep doing it.

Oh my god.

I'm starving.

What should I say? Two minutes?

Yeah.

Are you going to get all the girls in here?

Yeah.

We're going to be ready with starters in two minutes.

Hey, [inaudible], how are doing?

- I'm good, man. - Good. Good.

So have you ever done an anchor watch before?

- Yeah, I've done [inaudible]. - Excellent.

So here in Norway, because of the fjords,

we don't get a good angle of the sky

all the time, so we can't rely on GPS.

I would have preferred to explain to all deck crew

at the same time, but everybody's

on different breaks, and I have to trust

on each guy to pass on my orders

to the next person on shift.

For me, one of the biggest concerns

is people can get complacent, all right.

So, Kyle, regardless if he says he knows it already,

you tell him it all.

OK then, perfect.

Are you going to put like a list out tonight, bro?

Like hand over list-- - Do you know what?

Where you can mark off what you've done,

what you haven't done, we sign off on it,

and then be able to--

Right here, mate.

Everyone can write on it.

Right, but you should have like

a borderline template like so you can follow

in somebody's footsteps. - Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

I did one.

I know.

I'm like so like drunk and sleepy.

OK, this is getting cold.

This needs to go out.

The first meal sets the tone for the trip.

Can you guys bring tongs?

Usually, the stew pantry is attached to the galley.

Now we're completely separated.

So I don't know what's going on.

I have no communication.

I need to know where people are, what's happening.

I love our team, by the way.

Oh my god, yeah.

It's like actually the best.

Why don't they come?

I said two minutes.

We are ready for service.

Yeah.

This is perfect. I'm so happy.

OK.

Timing is a sh-- show.

We've been calling you for service for a while.

I can't hear.

Why can't I hear?

He's the guy who like your lobster.

Can you come down and get the rest of the plates?

- Yeah, I'm coming. - I don't even know what

this is, a lobster--

Lobster, uh--

I just don't get on with radios,

and I've got an earpiece just popping out the whole time,

and it's absolutely not how I needed to start

this first dinner service.

- Oh, my God. Thank you. - Katy, here's yours.

- Pasta with-- - Jess.

Pasta--

- Jess. - Jess.

Tonight to start, we had a homemade linguine with lobster

and lobster bisque.

- Thank you. - Wow.

- Bon appetit. - Thank you.

- You're welcome, guys. - Awesome.

- This is ridiculous. - So good.

This might be the best meal I've ever had.

This is our lives right now?

It feels so good up here.

What up, buddy?

What's up, man?

How you doing? You good?

I'm going up to the bridge now so I can show you everything.

Girls, how are they doing on first course?

I just want to see if I can put the steaks on.

Hey got sunburned. Look at his--

- Look at his face. - Because I got so much sun.

Do you guys have suntan lotion?

- From today? - Yeah.

The sun's up for 20 hours.

I'd say halfway through their starter.

This is the logbook, all right?

You know how to read the radars and everything.

Yeah. So we're just doing the lat

and long of the anchor every hour

or every two hours?

Yeah, every hour.

I'm going to show you exactly what he wanted.

I'll show you now where we are right here.

I know all this.

Cut straight to what you want to say.

Get through as fast as possible, bro.

All right, man, take it easy. I'm going to get there.

Bro, you're just saying a bunch of sh--.

No, I ain't saying a bunch of sh--.

Don't just rush me, you know.

I got to take my time so I can make sure--

Yeah, but other people don't learn that way.

Make sure you watch me when I do this,

because this is what you want me to do all right, buddy?

Mate, this is like my thousandth time--

I know, man.

I know, and I'm just doing my job, you know?

That's cool.

It might have been the best thing I've

ever eaten in my entire life.

- That was a delicious pasta. - Good.

I'll tell her. - Really good.

Whatever Jess is doing, just tell her to keep doing it.

You know how to read that, right?

Yes or no? You know how to read that?

I heard you.

This season on "Below Deck Adventure..."

My favorite drink is an espresso martini.

This is the wildest charter season of my life.

- Jesus Christ. - You guys all right?

Get off the radio.

We're not having a conversation here.

We're trying to do something important.

- I have a hair. - Oh my god.

Oh, god, don't do that.

It's not five-star, I'll tell you that much.

You girls need to get your sh-- together.

Our sh-- is together.

Maybe you need to get your sh-- together.

I had a complaint about some of your behavior.

It's not acceptable on the boat.

There's a problem with the controls.

I have no eyes at the back of the boat.

Engineering. Engineering.

Lost starboard engine. - Throw it.

- Whoa. - Just fell down the steps.

- Augh! - You all right, mate?

Augh!

Look at me.

I look like a blow up doll.

You do look like a cute doll.

- Nice outfit. - Thank you.