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so

come here hot stuff

first you pay

then we play

well that is the way i like it huh

so darling

how do you like it

nice

and uh

nasty

all those nasty little things your wife

won't let you do

you uh hear about a lady in the living

room

a [ __ ] in the bedroom

yeah well

with my wife it is uh the exact opposite

huh [ __ ] in the living room

if only it were true

not like this

not in a million years

too respectable huh yeah too damn

respectable

does she do this to you

stop drawing a little [ __ ] and suck

did you call her a little [ __ ]

you know i just

wouldn't

sound

right

yeah

you were hired for just this kind of

duty

good girl

um yeah

yeah

oh yeah

oh

oh yeah

oh

you are so beautiful

would you like me to sit on your [ __ ] i

would love for you to sit on my car

i've been hoping to get some of that

it's just a real nice [ __ ] of you

come here

ready to ride

i'm ready cowgirl

oh yeah

yeah

oh

oh

[Laughter]

oh yeah oh yeah [ __ ] it hard

oh

yeah this [ __ ] wants it

oh give it to me

i know you love it hard

oh

oh

[Laughter]

yeah make me feel it huh

oh yeah baby

[Laughter]

oh

oh yeah

give it to me

yes

oh yeah

[ __ ] me like an animal yeah

now you love it

i want to taste it i want to taste it

yeah and i taste your [ __ ] when i taste

it you give it to me give it to me you

can't want it

oh yeah

you have the greatest

ass

thank you mr slayer

i'd love to see it

untethered

untethered what's that mean

i mean

oh natural

sort of

oh no

completely

uncovered

but mr speyer you're a happily married

man

what makes you think i'm happy

well i've talked to your wife plenty of

times on the phone she seems like a very

nice person

nice person

give me a break

she's selfish

she's pushy

and

she's frigid

she spends all day under the hair dryer

so she can knock him dead on the streets

and then when i want a little piece of

the action she's got a splitting

headache

come on

what's it gonna cost you

you can go on working

just

slip out of your dress

okay mr spire

just this once

that's a good girl

i got

what a work of art

come on

let's [ __ ]

i can't mr smire

i don't have i'm not on the pill or

anything

that's okay

i have a condom

let me put it on

i've always wanted to do this okay

wow

hmm

open it for me

this is the boss now huh

get up on the desk

hey

i got it

okay

oh yeah

oh

yeah oh yeah

oh god

oh god

you are getting a raise

oh yeah oh

you are

answer it

oh law offices

good afternoon

uh yes mrs fire

i mean no uh uh let me check

it's your wife i've got done what was i

saying

tell her i'm in a meeting i'll keep her

talking

talking

uh he's in a meeting is

is there something i can help you with

oh

oh nice and slow yeah

oh

well if he's going to be running late i

have to know how late we're going out

are you all right

uh yeah yeah i'm fine uh it's just that

uh

um

oh

you sound a little uh

out of breath

oh uh

the elevator broke that i had to walk up

all those flights of stairs

i don't think so i think he's almost

finished

well please have him call me as soon as

he's free oh goodbye mr spire

oh

i can't believe i'm turning into your

wife i'm a phone i'm [ __ ] you

oh

oh

oh

yeah come on

come on

yeah

oh yeah come on come on come on

oh yeah

yeah

oh yeah

yeah

oh

don't put it in the garbage can the

cleaning lady will find it

all right

i'll throw it out later

why don't we look lovely

i have got to go to the bathroom now

food

you bastard

so how was your day darling

a [ __ ]

i'm sorry to hear that but tonight's

night out with the boys so that should

cheer you up

what are you girls gonna do tonight oh

we're gonna watch masterpiece theater

there's some dignifier back in those

days

i think you're just a closet victorian

myself

no robert what is that supposed to mean

ah they're here

hello

thank god it's friday

well can i fix you guys a drink

just something soft for me

what's wrong

just a headache it'll go

poor thing

how about you ted i'll wait till we hit

the bar

okay punch

well

come on counselor

let us uh go forth and

do battle we won't be late don't worry

we'll find you fast to sleep by the time

you get home good night girls

julie whatever is the matter

don't you ever wonder where those two go

every friday night

i guess where they've been going for

years to see these little bars

what if they're going to singles bars or

or sex clubs

come on julie you are not the paranoid

type

i'm paranoid huh

then what is this yuck where did you get

that

i found it in the top pocket of my

husband's jacket he wore work today

well i've heard of lipstick on the

collar but this is a little ridiculous

cindy what am i gonna do oh i'll figure

out something

you know right now i feel like you're my

only friend in the world

you're the only one i can really trust

and count on

i sometimes feel we depend on our men

too much

for companionship

for love

for sex

huh

oh cindy

oh that's nice

oh

um

oh

yeah hmm

oh

yes

oh

oh

oh

oh yeah

oh

hmm

[Laughter]

um

um

so there i was

screwing my secretary

she's on the phone with my wife

i'm telling you

it was heaven

well uh

meanwhile

i was sitting on a little hooker working

the five o'clock beat

it was the best piece of commercial tale

i have had in a long time

don't you ever get anything from your

wife

i mean

she is one hell of a looker forget it

what her sex drive has gone in reverse

well maybe you ought to try to do

something to change her gears

uh now uh

you're

julie she looks like a live one to me

yeah i wish

she's either got her period she's got a

headache or she's got both

too bad

i can't uh keep my eyes off her

mammaries

she makes my wife my mouth water

i've got it

let's swap wives come on counselor

we are talking straight and we are

talking narrow

they'd throw us out if they thought we

were even talking about it

they don't even have to know

what do you mean

you've heard a rape by stealth

it's a bona fide crime

no you lost me

look

they'll be asleep when we get back

can we just keep the

yes i am

what if we get caught

those little dixons will have our balls

for breakfast you know

too late counselor

these are modern women

they've already had our balls for lunch

and dinner

okay

what if i can't

get a doctor

then she'll be convinced it's me

listen is there anything special that

you do to cindy that i should know about

uh

oh

yeah

she

kind of likes to get a little

finger upper ass when she's coming you

know

the old finger

little

i got it yeah

okay

bring me back here in

an hour yeah yeah an hour

come on let's go

ah

oh yeah oh

oh i love your fingers in there oh oh

oh yeah push it in a little deeper oh

god no no not your [ __ ]

oh

oh sorry that's it

that's it

oh god it's a vine bomb oh yeah coming

deeper coming deeper slowly

oh yes

oh yes [ __ ] my ass club [ __ ] my ass oh

darling i didn't know you were so damn

nasty oh

oh

oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh

oh

what happened your lady wife he's a

[ __ ] nymphomaniac she just couldn't

get enough

she didn't recognize you did she i would

have screamed if she did

there's only one problem though

she uh scooted over on the dry side

you've got this giant wet spot to sleep

in bastard

but at least i

had the class to come in your wife's

mouth

come on in castler it's orgasmic

it's too early i like to wake up a

little more

gradually

good morning

darling you were incredible

is that so

and then you know when you did that i

nearly flipped

did what

did what

you're such a tease

uh

i just

what what did i do

and then when we made love you were so

big it nearly hurt

i never knew you could get so enormous

must have been really excited

big huh

god yes i'm long

i thought you were never going to end

what did i do last night to give you

such a monstrous heart on

i must just had a wet dream or something

were you dreaming of me

and then when you slit it in my ass i

nearly cried it was so divine

what

my ass darling

now aren't we being a koi one for a

change

after coming in my [ __ ] twice you came

in my ass

i always thought it was so nasty and it

would hurt like crazy

but you were so hard

just slid right in it was fabulous

thank you

oh yeah

oh yeah

i'm gonna put this under my pillow for

tonight

a little tender back there

son of a [ __ ] i'm gonna kill him

what darling

nothing dear

just thinking about an attorney i

have the misfortune to know

in fact

i have to

go i'm in a little conversation with

that somebody the

bastard

come here [ __ ]

i'm gonna bust your face

get out of that ridiculous outfit and

come on in

hey what's the matter you know what the

matter is you screwed my wife in the ass

she told you that of course she told me

that

she thinks i did it

now she is reading kale why you in front

of my face wants me to [ __ ] her in the

butt

he's gonna drive me crazy hey you're the

one who told me to stick my finger air

ass

finger spell f-i-n-g-e-r

finger i didn't say anything about your

oversized penis

counselor

let's take a shower

go out to the golf course

hit a few balls around we'll talk this

out over a few drinks

fine but you better get your story

straight by then

good morning

and what's so good about it

cindy whatever's the matter with you

well it seems that nothing is sacred

anymore not marriage not home nothing

do you know that your husband made love

to another woman last night

oh i'll scratch the bitch's eyes out

well i hope not because it was me

you're sitting there telling me that you

seduced my husband

well not exactly

he clipped into my room in the middle of

the night i thought it was bob

i don't understand

what about bob well he crept in with you

and woke me up

and oh god

sleazy underhanded bastards i'll get a

gun and shoot both of them

well i have a better idea

look what i found in my husband's coat

pocket

the mask club sexaholis and not

sexaholics anonymous

attire what is this

remembers i rang

and checked

yes

uh

[Laughter]

hello

did you hear me

[Laughter]

well uh

after you counselor

after you counseling

actually

i think i would prefer a [ __ ]

yeah make that uh two

certainly sir

there they are happy as pigs and [ __ ]

they're really gonna pay

safely

sleazy bastards yeah they're in for a

big surprise

uh

you are my kind of girl

okay

foreign

foreign

uh

[ __ ]

okay

hello

uh

is

so

so

now

so

me

hmm

uh

oh

oh

oh

uh

hmm

um

ah

oh

oh

[ __ ]

oh

oh

aah

uh

oh

oh

ugh

wow

hmm

oh

replay

tasty little tart on counselor

certainly has wet and eye appetite

i uh

like your friend over there too

i loved your show

it certainly attracted their attention

it looks like the plate has been licked

clean

i think positively

you have to think as if

we're going to be the main course

they come lance to the [ __ ]

remember to disguise your voice

hello ladies

i hope you've had a pleasant evening so

far

oh yes pizza

who likes a certain intimacy don't you

think

perhaps you would like a change of scene

how about the ecstasy though

uh may we escort you

is there somewhere that we could freshen

up a bit first

it's right on the wedding

where are those cute little slots

after all that teasing i feel like my

balls are gonna burst

i hope they haven't gone and run out on

us

they had lust in their eyes

they have to show up

gentlemen feast your fantasies

oh

ah

ugh

oh

wow

oh

oh

oh

ugh

thank you

i think i have fallen in love

can i see you again

okay

but only on the condition that we can

tie you up

because i know you'll never let us go

isn't this a little uh kinky counselor

yeah but i think what you're gonna get

out of it in the long run

ready

my curiosity is killing me i can't bear

the suspense

poetic justice

not so counselors

cindy

don't be silly you want your entires

this is ridiculous come on stewie you've

had your fun now come on let us know not

so fast counselors

you stay put

for a change we're the ones going out

and having fun

yes and don't hurry home because we're

going to be out for hours

we have a lot of catching up to do

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