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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:19,486 ♪♪ 2 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,427 ♪ EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN 3 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:31,831 ♪ I WANT GIRLS AND MONEY AND A LOUD GUITAR ♪ 4 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,300 ♪ WHEN IT'S ALL OVER AND DONE 5 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,836 ♪ THEY'LL TELL YOU I'M THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WENT TOO FAR ♪ 6 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,840 ♪ I WANNA SOAR LIKE A SEA GULL LIVE LIKE A KING ♪ 7 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,510 ♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING 8 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,345 ♪ UNDER THE SUN 9 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:53,787 ♪ SUMMER DAYS AND IT SEEMS ♪ 10 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,890 ♪ THE WORLD'S AT MY COMMAND 11 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,893 ♪ I RIDE THE WAVES AND BUILD MY DREAMS ♪ 12 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:04,197 ♪ LIKE CASTLES IN THE SAND 13 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,233 ♪ EVEN WHEN THE TIDE COMES CRASHIN' ♪ 14 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,636 ♪ TEARIN' AT THE CASTLE WALLS 15 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:13,139 ♪ EVEN THROUGH LIFE'S CHAIN REACTION ♪ 16 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:16,209 ♪ YOU WON'T SEE ME FALL 'CAUSE I WANT ♪ 17 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:19,145 ♪ EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN 18 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:22,182 ♪ I WANT GIRLS AND MONEY AND A LOUD GUITAR ♪ 19 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,919 ♪ WHEN IT'S ALL OVER AND DONE 20 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,354 ♪ THEY'LL TELL YOU I'M THE ONE [ Loudly ] WELCOME TO BEACH ACADEMY. 21 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,623 ARE YOU A CADET HERE ? 22 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,493 ♪ LIVE LIKE A KING MOVE IT ! 23 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,196 ♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN ♪ 24 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:45,371 ♪ SUDDENLY I REALIZED 25 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:48,341 ♪ LIFE CAN BE SO STRANGE 26 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:51,344 ♪ WHEN I LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES 27 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:54,481 ♪ I FELT THE WHOLE WORLD CHANGE ♪ 28 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,784 ♪ NOW THE THING I DREAM ABOUT 29 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,720 ♪ IS LYIN' WITH YOU ON THE BEACH ♪ 30 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:04,257 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE WRAPPED UP IN MY ARMS ♪ 31 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,893 ♪ NOTHIN'S OUT OF REACH 32 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:10,396 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN ♪ 33 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:13,900 ♪ I DON'T NEED NO MONEY OR A FANCY CAR ♪ 34 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:16,603 ♪ BABY, I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE 35 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,572 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL JUST LIKE A MOVIE STAR ♪ 36 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:23,576 ♪ I CAN SOAR LIKE A SEA GULL AND LIVE LIKE A KING ♪ 37 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,945 ♪ 'CAUSE, GIRL YOU GIVE ME EVERYTHING ♪ 38 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,815 ♪ UNDER THE SUN 39 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:42,428 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN ♪ 40 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,832 ♪ I DON'T NEED NO MONEY OR A FANCY CAR ♪ 41 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:48,735 ♪ AND BABY I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE ♪ 42 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:52,338 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL JUST LIKE A MOVIE STAR ♪ HARD BODY HEAVEN. 43 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,807 EACH ONE HOTTER THAN THE NEXT. 44 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,678 YOU GOTTA LOVE IT. 45 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,285 [ Man Narrating ] BUT TODAY I HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINGS ON MY MIND. 46 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,921 I NEEDED TO GET BELOW WITHOUT BEING SEEN. 47 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:20,266 [ Laughing ] 48 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,839 [ Man Narrating ] JOHNNY STACCATO WAS A HIGH-LIVIN' LOWLIFE. 49 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:03,409 IF I DIDN'T GET WHAT I CAME FOR, HE'D BE LIVIN' EVEN HIGHER OFF THE MILLIONS... 50 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,845 HE'D SCAMMED FROM MY WEIRD UNCLE GENE. 51 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:08,381 THE TWO OF THEM HAVE BEEN MORTAL ENEMIES FOR A DECADE NOW, 52 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:11,017 AND IT WAS MY JOB TO SAVE MY UNCLE'S BUTT. 53 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,787 HI. HI. 54 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,657 DO ME A FAVOR AND... DO ME ? 55 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,927 - PARDON ME ? - START WITH MY LEGS... 56 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,496 AND WORK YOUR WAY UP. 57 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,803 DO I KNOW YOU ? UH, THE NAME'S SPENCER. HARRY SPENCER. 58 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:34,807 SPENCER ? YOU MUST BE A... PRIVATE EYE. 59 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:38,411 NO, I'M NOT A P.I. ACTUALLY, I'M A TEACHER. 60 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,914 A TEACHER ! BORING. HUH ? 61 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,083 LISTEN, PAL. ALL MY FRIENDS TEACH. 62 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,720 TANIA, OVER THERE, HAS THE PHYSICS DEPARTMENT AT YALE. 63 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:55,361 AM I BOTHERING YOU ? EXTREMELY. 64 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:58,064 - SO, ARE YOU AN EDUCATED GIRL ? - HARVARD. 65 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:01,968 UH. TELL ME, HARRY, WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL ? 66 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:05,471 WELL, I MANAGED TO GRADUATE FROM THE NORTH DAKOTA TEACHER'S AND PIPE FITTER'S... 67 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,940 JUNIOR MAIL-ORDER COLLEGE. 68 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,476 THEN I MANAGED TO GET A TEACHING GIG OVER AT THE BEACH ACADEMY. 69 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:14,080 WOW. THE BEACH ACADEMY ? BITCHIN'. 70 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,917 [ Kiss ] [ Groans ] 71 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:22,121 BABES JUST SEEM TO DIG THE ACADEMY. 72 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,992 LOOK, I HATE TO KISS AND RUN, BUT I GOTTA SAVE MY GIRL. THANKS. 73 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,960 [ Harry Narrating ] ON MOST DAYS, I WOULD GO WITH THE FLOW. 74 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,531 IN FACT, I HAD TAUGHT A FEW CLASSES IN IT AT THE ACADEMY. 75 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,801 BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY; THIS WAS DEFINITELY NOT MOST DAYS. 76 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,438 EVERYTHING I WANTED OUT OF LIFE DEPENDED ON WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THE NEXT HOUR. 77 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,740 FRANK. WHERE IS JOHNNY ? 78 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:53,653 [ Man Whooping ] 79 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:59,992 YEE-HOO ! [ Laughing ] 80 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,129 [ Whooping Continues ] 81 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,770 [ Harry Narrating ] STANDING AT THE FOOT OF THE BED, 82 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:13,106 MENACING SHANNON, THE ONLY WOMAN I WOULD EVER LOVE, 83 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:18,044 WAS A TOTAL, MEGA-PSYCHO DIRTBAG-- ONE JOHNNY STACCATO-- 84 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:21,881 A REALLY BAD, GOODFELLOW, WISE GUY, GANGSTER-TYPE DUDE. 85 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:24,684 TICKLE, TICKLE ! AND HIS PARTNER RICO WAS EVEN WORSE. 86 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:28,988 OH, HEH. HI, HARRY. HOW YOU DOIN', HUH ? 87 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:33,926 NICE OF YOU TO DROP BY. HEY, JOHNNY. SO WHERE'S RICO ? 88 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,630 RICO ? HELL, LONG GONE, MAN. 89 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:41,968 WOULD YOU STAY PARTNERS WITH SOME SCUM-SUCKIN' SLIMEBALL WHO WOULD BAD-MOUTH YOU, 90 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,504 STEAL FROM YOU AND TRY TO SCREW YOUR WIFE ? 91 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:48,541 - NO, I GUESS NOT. - NEITHER DID RICO. [ Chuckles ] 92 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:53,980 [ Laughing ] I GOT HIM. 93 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:57,750 - YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, JOHNNY ? - UH, WHAT ? 94 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,619 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 95 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:02,155 HEY. 96 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:07,026 YOU SOME KIND OF A WISE GUY OR SOMETHING ? 97 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,630 I'M GONNA STAY UP NIGHTS MAKIN' SURE THAT YOU SCREW THIS ONE UP. 98 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,833 LOOK, JOHNNY. I JUST TOOK A LITTLE BREAK, 99 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,869 THOUGHT I'D COME BY, RESCUE MY GIRL, YOU KNOW ? 100 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,205 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO FOR YOU ? 101 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:23,810 DROP DEAD RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR ? NO. MICHAEL JACKSON. 102 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,145 [ High-Pitched Voice ] ♪ WHOA 103 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:29,649 ♪♪ [ Whistles ] ♪ OOH, OOH, BOO, BOO 104 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:33,753 ♪ AHH ♪ I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING HOW I GOT INTO THIS MESS. 105 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,756 WELL, IT ALL BEGAN AT THE BEACH, ONE WEEK AGO. 106 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,592 [ Harry Narrating ] SOUTH BEACH, FLORIDA: 107 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,761 HIP, HOT, HAPPENIN'. 108 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:46,265 SUN, SAND, SURF AND... SKIN. 109 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,302 THE SKY: AN UNREAL AZURE BLUE. 110 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:53,272 THE FOAM ON THE WHITECAPS: SPARKLING LIKE THE SHIMMERING, COOL SURFACE... 111 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,274 OF A PERFECT MARGARITA. 112 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,815 IT WAS THE DAY BILLY THE KID CAME TO TOWN. 113 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:06,285 WE BOTH GREW UP IN A NOWHERE TOWN WHERE THE BUSES DON'T RUN. 114 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,889 I'D BEEN DOWN HERE FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS ON THE CASE. BUT BILLY ? 115 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:14,560 BILLY WAS TOTALLY TURNED ON BY THE WHOLE MIAMI SCENE. 116 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:32,278 THE MOMENT HE SAW HER, HE FELL INSTANTLY, TOTALLY, IN LUST. 117 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,715 BILLY DECIDED TO GIVE UP ON THE MAXIMUM EXCITEMENT OF ANOTHER 20-BELOW WINTER... 118 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,584 IN NORTH DAKOTA AND FOLLOW ME INTO THE SUN. 119 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,067 WHOA ! 120 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,036 HEY, CHICK ! 121 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,373 "HEY, CHICK" ? 122 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,375 IT WAS THE BEST THING I COULD THINK OF. 123 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,810 LISTEN. I, UH-- I, UM-- 124 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:07,980 I, UM-- I, UM-- I, UH-- 125 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,183 OH. "HEY, CHICK," FOLLOWED THROUGH WITH THE CLASSIC, "I, UH." 126 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,686 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. WHERE ARE YOU FROM ? 127 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,055 WELL, ACTUALLY, WHAT I WANTED WAS TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 128 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,257 I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE-- 129 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,193 NO. I KNOW. YOU'RE WONDERING IF WE COULD GO OUT ON A DATE, RIGHT ? 130 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,195 YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE. 131 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,299 UH... I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE... 132 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,701 THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY-- 133 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,837 NO OFFENSE OR ANYTHING, 'CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, 134 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:35,174 BUT I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING JUST A LITTLE HIGHER ON THE FOOD CHAIN. 135 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:39,045 LISTEN, WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW IS IF YOU KNOW MY BROTHER. HIS NAME IS HARRY SPENCER. 136 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,648 HARRY SPENCER ? FROM THE BEACH ACADEMY ? YEAH. 137 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,684 [ Laughs ] YOU'RE HIS BROTHER ? 138 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:49,021 YEAH. [ Laughing ] I AM SO SORRY. 139 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,123 SOMETIMES A GIRL GETS HIT ON SO MUCH SHE GETS PUNCHY. 140 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,727 NO, HARRY'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. MY NAME'S HARLEY. 141 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,930 HI, HARLEY. NICE TO MEET YOU. MY NAME'S BILLY SPENCER. HOW ARE YOU ? 142 00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:01,033 A PLEASURE. A PLEASURE. UH, LISTEN. 143 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:05,705 MAYBE THERE IS A CHANCE WE COULD, LIKE, HAVE LUNCH. 144 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:10,076 NO. NO. NO. WELL, I DIDN'T THINK SO, ACTUALLY. 145 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,411 I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO. BECAUSE I HATE LUNCH. 146 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,814 BECAUSE IT FILLS YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 147 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,350 YOU CAN'T EXERCISE. NO SWIMMING. 148 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:19,318 IS LUNCH ANYTHING LIKE DINNER ? 149 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:23,122 ACTUALLY, IT'S EXACTLY LIKE DINNER. UM-- 150 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:26,192 BUT IT COSTS MORE. BUT I CAN AFFORD IT. NO PROBLEM. 151 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:30,363 YOU WANNA GO TO DINNER ? [ Laughing ] OKAY. IT'S A DATE, THEN. 152 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,466 A DATE ? COOL. 'CAUSE I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE GYM... 153 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,302 BEFORE YOU ALMOST KILLED ME IN YOUR CAR. 154 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:39,105 LET ME SEE. I HAVE THIGHS AT NOON, BUNS AT 3:00. 155 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:43,943 SHE SAID BUNS. HA. BUNS ARE COOL. 156 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,846 I WAS THINKIN' MAYBE I COULD SQUEEZE YOU IN THE MIDDLE. 157 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:51,117 I LOVE TO BE SQUEEZED IN THE MIDDLE. THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. 158 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:55,821 OKAY, IT'S A DATE, THEN. WAIT. WHY DON'T YOU COME CATCH MY ACT ? 159 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,924 YOU HAVE AN ACT. DOESN'T EVERY GIRL ? 160 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,161 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 161 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:04,263 YES. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 162 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,766 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 163 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:12,138 [ Sighs ] TOTO, I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE. 164 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,808 [ Harry Narrating ] THE BEACH ACADEMY. 165 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,877 [ Horn Honks ] [ Whistle Blows ] 166 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,817 [ Shouting Aggressively ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 167 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,254 ARE YOU A CADET HERE ? 168 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,289 I'LL SEE YOU LATER ! 169 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,091 MOVE IT OUT ! 170 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:41,267 [ Harry Narrating ] A SURF-SIDE SCHOOL FOR BEACH BUMS AND BABES... 171 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:45,271 TO LEARN SWIMMING, SURFING, JET SKIING, BEACH VOLLEYBALL. 172 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:48,074 WELL, YOU GET THE PICTURE. THE SCHOOL IS FULLY ACCREDITED, 173 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:52,044 AND SINCE ITS OPENING THIS VERY YEAR, HAS BROUGHT TOP STUDENTS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. 174 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:56,082 IT'S A GROWING LITTLE GOLD MINE OWNED ENTIRELY BY MY WEIRD UNCLE GENE. 175 00:11:56,115 --> 00:12:00,219 OR AS HE IS AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN BY THE STUDENTS, "DEAN GENE." 176 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:04,924 HE'S A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER, DEAN OF THE BEACH ACADEMY AND SOLE PROPRIETOR... 177 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:08,027 OF THE INFAMOUS BAJA BEACH CLUB. 178 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,330 [ Spectators Cheering ] 179 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,572 [ Spectators Cheer ] 180 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:23,843 [ Harry Narrating ] THE BOYS WERE GOOD. THEY SHOULD BE; I TAUGHT THEM. 181 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,278 DAMN ! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, IT FELT FINE TO BE A WINNER. 182 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:30,216 EVEN IF OUR OPPONENTS WERE A LITTLE... EFFEMINATE. 183 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,359 [ Cheers ] 184 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,332 [ Harry Narrating ] IT WAS THEN I SAW HER FOR THE FIRST TIME. 185 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,034 THE CLOSER SHE GOT, THE BETTER SHE LOOKED. 186 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,138 I WOULD COME TO KNOW AND LOVE THIS EXCEPTIONAL LADY. 187 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,141 TO ME, SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. 188 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:05,251 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. IF YOU WANT TO GIVE 'EM A POINT OR TWO, YOU CAN DO THAT. 189 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,119 SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT. GO DO WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' ! 190 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,995 [ Harry Narrating ] SHE WAS HEADED RIGHT ON PAST THE GAME AND OUT OF MY LIFE, 191 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,930 WHEN-- 192 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,924 SHE TURNED AND SMILED AT ME, 193 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:49,328 AND SUDDENLY THE WORLD WAS FILLED WITH SINGING, LIGHT, HOPE, MAGIC. 194 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,430 I JUST LOVE A WINNER. 195 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,899 [ Harry Narrating ] AND, INDEED, IN THAT BRIEF SHINING MOMENT, 196 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:57,903 I TRULY BELIEVED MYSELF A WINNER. 197 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,941 THIS HEAVENLY CREATURE ACTUALLY SMILED AT ME. 198 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,976 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG ? 199 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,512 HEY, YOO-HOO ! BIG DUMMY ! [ Laughs ] 200 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,584 WELL, YOU STILL REMEMBER YOUR NAME. AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN' ? 201 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:14,286 LISTEN, ANOTHER 50K ON MY BAD BOYS. 202 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:18,257 GLAD TO TAKE YOUR MONEY, OLD FART. "OLD FART" ? 203 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,062 YOU LARGE LUMP OF STEROID LEFTOVER. 204 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:26,232 MY NEPHEW'S TEAM WILL BEAT THE SHORTS OUT OF YOUR TEAM ! 205 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:29,034 UNCLE GENE, YOU'RE WINNING. JUST BE NICE AND TAKE THE MAN'S MONEY. 206 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:33,305 DON'T LET THIS GET OUT OF CONTROL. AND YOU, STOP TAKING BETS ! 207 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,674 YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL OF WINNING. THIS IS MASOCHISTIC. 208 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,111 MASS O' WHAT ? YOU'RE DISSIN' ME, DUDE. 209 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:42,615 "MASS O' WHAT ? MASS O' WHAT ?" 210 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,051 THIS GUY'S A MORON. 211 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,154 A MORON-SKI ! 212 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,323 A "MORON-SKI" ? I'M AN AMERICAN ! 213 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,601 LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 214 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,372 I DON'T LIKE YOU, HARRY. I DON'T LIKE YOU A WHOLE LOT. 215 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,008 TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 216 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,111 FIRST I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR TEAM. THAT'S PUBLIC. 217 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:15,347 THAT'S BUSINESS, AND THAT'S FOR JOHNNY. 218 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:19,184 THEN I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UP, DOWN AND REPEATEDLY. 219 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,222 AND THAT'S PLEASURE; THAT'S PRIVATE. 220 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,291 THAT'S FOR ME. 221 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,326 I SEE. 222 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,498 ALL RIGHT. SATURDAY NIGHT. 223 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,734 ON THE BEACH. YOU AND ME. WHY WAIT 'TIL SATURDAY ? 224 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,405 [ Sniffs ] I JUST WANT IT TO BE CLOSER TO YOUR SHOWER NIGHT. 225 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,240 EXCUSE ME. 226 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,747 ATTA BOY, GUYS ! HA ! 227 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,650 SMASH 'EM ! [ Laughs ] 228 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,686 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I APPRECIATE YOUR CONFIDENCE, 229 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:57,289 BUT YOU'VE ALREADY GOT $200,000 ON THE GAME AS IT IS. 230 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:01,260 LISTEN, WINNING IS GREAT. WINNING IS AMERICAN ! 231 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:05,331 MM-MM ! AND WINNING IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO. 232 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,500 [ Laughs ] 233 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,137 NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT, DUDE. YEAH, I GOT THE FEVER. 234 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,173 I AM DEAD. 235 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,214 ISN'T THIS GREAT, HARRY ? YES, THIS IS TRULY GREAT. 236 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:32,458 CAN I TRAIN 'EM, OR CAN I TRAIN 'EM ? I THINK I UNDERBET. 237 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,130 IT'S ONLY A GAME. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BET THE FARM. 238 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,166 NO, NO, NO. LIFE IS ONLY A GAME. 239 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,436 THIS IS GAMBLING. IT'S NOT JUST WINNING. 240 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,206 IT'S FOR ME TO GET THE CHANCE TO KICK THAT RAT-ASS... 241 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,042 JOHNNY STACCATO ONCE AND FOR ALL ! 242 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:58,417 AS FOR THAT FINK, MUNG-COVERED SLIME, PIECE OF MAGGOT-EATING FLESH, 243 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,186 I WANT TO GRIND HIS FACE INTO THE SAND ! 244 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,260 I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO TAKE HIM FOR EVERY DAMN DIME HE'S GOT ! 245 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,563 I WANT TO TOTALLY HUMILIATE HIM ! 246 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:15,367 I GET THE POINT. BUT WILL YOU PLEASE JUST DO IT NEXT GAME ? 247 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:19,104 ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, CHILD ? 248 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,407 IF THERE'S A FINK LIKE THIS AND A BIG ONE LIKE THIS, 249 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,476 YOU THINK THERE'S GONNA BE A NEXT GAME ? 250 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,413 COME ON, FELLA. I MEAN, JOHNNY STACCATO ! 251 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,416 HE MAY BE A DEGENERATE MURDERER, 252 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,318 BUT HE'S NOT STUPID. 253 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,120 HMM ? DID I TELL HIM ? 254 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:49,501 ANOTHER 200K ON THE ACADEMY, YOU BIG DUMMY. [ Laughs ] 255 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:53,238 YOU'VE GOT A HELL OF A LOT OF CASH TO BURN, BALDY. 256 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:57,276 NO MORE BETS, OKAY ? OKAY, I PROMISE. 257 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,856 COME ON ! ANY MORE BETS ? 258 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:14,593 OKAY, THAT'S IT, GENTLEMEN. NO MORE BETS. 259 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:17,463 HOW ABOUT IT, GENIE-WIENIE ? ONE FINAL BET ? 260 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,298 [ Laughs ] 261 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:30,509 ♪ I DREAM OF GENIE WITH A HEAD FREE OF HAIR ♪♪ 262 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:35,247 IT'S NOT A BALD SPOT. WHEW. ALLIGATOR BREATH. 263 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,718 [ Laughing ] IT'S A SOLAR PANEL FOR A SEX MACHINE. 264 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:44,189 HONEY CHILD, EVEN ON A DESERT ISLAND, 265 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,492 THE BEST IS GONNA GET THE MOST. 266 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,228 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] ERIKA ! 267 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,764 OKAY, GIRLS. LET'S KICK SOME BUTT NOW. 268 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,700 YEAH. LET'S GO ! COME ON ! 269 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,878 [ Harry Narrating ] SUDDENLY MY UNDEFEATED TEAM WAS BEING HUMILIATED... 270 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,946 RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES. 271 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:20,325 IT WAS DOWN TO ONE POINT. SUDDEN DEATH. 272 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,264 - HEY, BLONDIE ! - [ Clunk ] 273 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,546 YOU BETTER HAVE THE MONEY READY IN THE MORNING. 274 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,383 JOHNNY'S NOT A PATIENT MAN. BE READY. [ Laughs ] 275 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,987 [ Harry Narrating ] I WAS IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE. 276 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,591 NOT ONLY HAD MY TEAM LOST, BUT UNCLE GENE, WHO HAD SO MUCH FAITH IN ME, 277 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:54,893 HAD LOST A SMALL FORTUNE. 278 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:59,665 -I HAD LET EVERYBODY DOWN. - LIKE I SAID, I LOVE A WINNER. 279 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,502 AND LOST MY DREAM GIRL. BUT THEN I HAD AN IDEA. 280 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,048 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME ! 281 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:19,318 LOOK, UH, WAS THAT AN ACCIDENT ? 282 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,720 WHAT ? THAT FANTASTIC THING YOU DID WITH THE VOLLEYBALL. 283 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:25,057 HOW DID YOU DO IT ? PRETTY WELL, I THOUGHT. 284 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,593 WHAT I MEAN IS, WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO HIT A BALL LIKE THAT ? ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL ? 285 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,795 CLOSE. 286 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,564 I WAS THE LEADER OF THE WOMEN'S OLYMPIC VOLLEYBALL TEAM. 287 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,300 BUT I WATCHED THOSE GAMES. I NEVER SAW YOU. 288 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,302 THE NIGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE FOR BARCELONA, 289 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,672 SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO GO. 290 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,809 BUT I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. I GOTTA RUN. IT'S A LONG STORY. 291 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:48,013 BUT NOT OUT OF MY LIFE, I HOPE. I'M HARRY SPENCER. 292 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:51,350 PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HARRY. I'M SHANNON McSORLEY. 293 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,353 HI. I'M BREASTIE-- I MEAN, BILLY ! 294 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,321 I'M BILLY SPENCER ! HI. JESUS ! 295 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,625 WHAT'S UP, BRO ? BILLY ! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME, 296 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:04,029 TELL ME YOU WERE COMING ? IT WAS A SPERM OF THE MOMENT DECISION. WHOO ! 297 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:07,366 I-I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I'M ALSO GLAD YOU MISSED THE GAME I JUST COACHED. 298 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,402 WE GOT CREAMED. HEY, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. YOU WERE SET UP. 299 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,638 SET UP ? WAKE UP. 300 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:16,074 TRUST ME, THOSE BABES ARE ALL RINGERS. 301 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,745 YEAH, I GUESS IT SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS NOW. DAMN, AM I A SCHMUCK. 302 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:24,483 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT, BUT SINCE YOU CAME OUT WITH IT, I'M PRETTY HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 303 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,618 LOOK, WE COULD ALL GO SOMEWHERE. 304 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,454 MAYBE HAVE SOME COFFEE ? 305 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,890 SORRY, I'M OFF CAFFEINE. OR... A BITE TO EAT ? 306 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,092 I DON'T DO LUNCH, AND I HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT. 307 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:38,730 IF I'M GETTING IN THE WAY, I CAN JUST LEAVE. 'CAUSE I SENSE A DRAMATIC THING HERE. 308 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,867 YOU WERE MESHING, AND NOW YOU'RE NOT. SO I'LL LEAVE. 309 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,403 I CAN JUST BLEND INTO THE CROWD. I'M GONE. 310 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:47,072 JUST ASSUME ME HISTORY, GONE. 311 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:49,641 NO ? STAY ? FINE. I WILL. 312 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,411 VERY GOOD. SO ? 313 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:55,647 SO ? SO WHERE DO WE MEET LATER ? 314 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,917 OH, UH-- THE MARINA. SLIP F-18. 315 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:03,622 SEE YOU AT 6:00. SLIP F-18. OKAY. 6:00. 316 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:07,125 BYE. BYE-BYE. 317 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,762 WELL, BRO. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. IT AMAZES ME. 318 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:23,008 I THINK I WANNA DO SOMETHING USEFUL, PUT MY SKILLS TO WORK. 319 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,043 I WANNA HELP IN WHATEVER WAY I CAN... 320 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:28,714 TO RESTORE THE VIBRANCY OF THE BEACH ACADEMY. 321 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:33,418 THAT'S INTERESTING, CONSIDERING YOU CAN'T SURF, SWIM, PLAY VOLLEYBALL, BUILD A SAND CASTLE. 322 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,821 HEY ! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAPPEN TO BE... 323 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:39,858 ONE OF THE WORLD-RENOWNED SAND CASTLE BUILDERS. 324 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:43,762 ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT IF WE START YOU OUT HELPING WITH BEGINNER VOLLEYBALL ? 325 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:46,965 OH ! NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING. I THINK NOT. 326 00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:49,801 THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD BE COMPLETELY BORED WITH. 327 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:53,672 BUT, HEY ! I WAS THINKING, LIKE, SOMETHING GOOD. 328 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,907 YOU KNOW ? SOMETHING I COULD SINK MY TEETH INTO. 329 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,043 SOMETHING LIKE, UH... 330 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:02,547 ADVANCED SUNTAN OIL APPLICATION 101. 331 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,750 HOW DOES THAT SOUND ? 332 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,918 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ? 333 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:10,555 I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD. I HAPPEN TO BE-- I HAVE A CERTIFICATE. 334 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:22,634 BUT I THOUGHT OLYMPIC ATHLETES WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT. 335 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:26,671 RIGHT. BUT MY TEAMMATES AND I DIDN'T KNOW THE REAL DEAL UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE. 336 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:30,242 THIS CROOKED GAMBLER SUCKED US INTO WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS A CHARITY ATHLETIC PROGRAM, 337 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:34,946 AND, UH... THE ONLY CHARITY TURNED OUT TO BE THE SLIMEBALL'S OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNT. 338 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:38,884 WOW. SORRY. NOT AS SORRY AS I AM. 339 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,653 THE HEAT FELL ON ME AND ON MY COACH, SEAN. 340 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:44,156 SEAN, YOUR BOYFRIEND ? NO. 341 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:47,793 HUSBAND. BROTHER. MY KID BROTHER. 342 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,796 THE SCAM KILLED MY OLYMPIC CHANCES, AND, UM, 343 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:53,031 IT PUT SEAN IN JAIL. 344 00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:55,200 I UNDERSTAND THAT. KEEPING MY KID BROTHER OUT OF TROUBLE... 345 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:58,770 USED TO BE MY FULL-TIME JOB. 346 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,972 SO, THE OTHER TEAMMATES. YOU EVER TALK TO 'EM ? 347 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:03,642 YEAH, ALL THE TIME. THEY'RE MY BEST FRIENDS. 348 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,777 I SUPPOSE THEY LIVE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, THOUGH, HUH ? 349 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:09,848 WELL, ORIGINALLY, YEAH. BUT AFTER THE LONG OLYMPIC TRAINING, WE JUST GREW SO CLOSE, 350 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,551 WE ALL SETTLED HERE. HERE IN THE MIAMI AREA ? 351 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,853 MIAMI, PALM BEACH, LAUDERDALE. 352 00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:19,157 YEAH. WE LOVE IT DOWN HERE. YEAH. WELL, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ? 353 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,561 YEAH. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ? 354 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:26,665 SO, YOU EVER GET THE URGE TO GET THE OLD TEAM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN ? 355 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:30,235 YEAH. EVERY DAY. BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. 356 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:34,539 I GOT BURNED TOO BADLY. I'M OUT OF THE GAME FOR GOOD. 357 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,909 I UNDERSTAND. I BELIEVE THAT, HARRY. 358 00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,312 I REALLY DO. 359 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:43,682 YOU SEEM TO BE A SENSITIVE AND DECENT GUY. 360 00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:45,684 SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU ? 361 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:47,853 KEEP ME CLOSE 'TIL YOU FIND OUT. 362 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:56,661 SO THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE ? YEAH. THIS IS HOME, SWEET HOME. 363 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:06,004 [ Harry Narrating ] BILLY WAS LOST LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE. 364 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:10,175 OR BETTER YET, IN A PLACE THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE CALLED CLUB MADONNA. 365 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,314 ♪ SHE'S 366 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:20,151 ♪ MY LITTLE CANDY GIRL 367 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,822 ♪ OOH, IT'S SO SWEET 368 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:28,793 ♪ MY BABY RULES THE WORLD 369 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:32,731 ♪ AND WHEN SHE LOOKS INTO MY EYES ♪ 370 00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:35,767 ♪ OOH, THEY HYPNOTIZE ME 371 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,303 ♪ I SAY OOH 372 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,139 ♪ YOU ARE MY LOVER 373 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:44,276 ♪ BABY 374 00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:46,678 ♪ SHE'S MY 375 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:50,048 ♪ MY LITTLE CANDY GIRL ♪ 376 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,786 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT PLAYIN' VOLLEYBALL ? 377 00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:57,088 NOTHIN' MUCH. JUST SORT OF HANGIN' OUT. 378 00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:01,927 YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T REAL CHAMPAGNE. 379 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,229 REAL CHAMPAGNE TICKLES MY NOSE. 380 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:08,066 YEAH ? WELL, THIS STUFF EATS IT AWAY. YEAH. 381 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:13,271 DO YOU HAVE TO GO ? DEFINITELY. 382 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:17,943 EVENTUALLY. OH, YEAH. ONE MORE BOTTLE OF CHEAP CHAMPAGNE, COMIN' UP. 383 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:20,312 SOLD. 384 00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:22,314 REACH ! [ Grunts ] 385 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:24,316 REACH. COME ON, GIRLS ! 386 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,952 REACH ! [ Grunts ] 387 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:29,187 THAT'S IT. HERE, BOY. 388 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:32,424 YOU GET BACK HERE ! COME HERE ! 389 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:36,428 GET OVER HERE. GET OVER HERE ! 390 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:40,699 [ Whimpering ] [ Grunts ] REACH ! 391 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:44,369 REACH. REACH. REACH. 392 00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:01,820 NO ONE'LL KNOW, BABE. YOU'RE MY ACE IN THE HOLE. 393 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:11,429 HI. HI, THERE. HI. HI. 394 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,000 HELLO. HI, THERE. [ Laughs ] 395 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:16,868 VERY GOOD.DOS. 396 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,805 YOU KNOW, 397 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:22,874 IF A GUY CAN'T GET LAID IN THIS TOWN, 398 00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:25,910 HE MIGHT AS WELL JUST CUT OFF HIS WIENIE. 399 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:29,047 MAYBE I'M THINKIN' OF SOMEONE ELSE, BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL A VIRGIN. 400 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,418 [ Screeches ] OH ! A VIRGIN ! AHA ! 401 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,987 A VIRGIN ! I'M A VIRGIN. 402 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,923 OH, I'M A VIRGIN. [ Sputters ] YEAH, RIGHT. 403 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:40,892 [ Softly ] OF COURSE I'M A VIRGIN. 404 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:42,994 SHUT UP, WOULD YOU ? 405 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:45,964 GOD. I DECIDED I HAVE A PLAN. 406 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,500 I'M GONNA JUST BUILD ONE HUGE SPERM BANK... 407 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:51,436 AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER SOUTH FLORIDA. 408 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:55,173 ALL RIGHT, BEFORE YOU GO NUTS OUT HERE, TAKE IT FROM YOUR BIG BROTHER. 409 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:59,110 THERE'S A LOT OF FUN IN NUMBERS, BUT NOTHING SUBSTANTIAL. 410 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,279 IF YOU FIND ONE GOOD RELATIONSHIP, CLING TO IT. 411 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:03,415 IT'S WORTH A HUNDRED SUPERFICIAL ONES. 412 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:07,185 THAT'S FINE. I'M THE GUY WHO'D GO FOR THE HUNDRED SUPERFICIAL ONES. 413 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:09,187 I LIKE BREASTS. 414 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:15,360 FAKE BREASTS. I MEAN-- YOU KNOW. THEY DO IT FOR ME. 415 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:19,497 YEAH. I KNOW. LISTEN, FOR SOME ODD REASON, HARLEY SEEMS TO DIG YOU. 416 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,934 OOH, THAT'S ODD. YEAH, THAT'S STRANGE. 417 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:26,971 CAN'T FIGURE THAT ONE OUT. BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER ? 418 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:29,908 IS SHE LIKE, YOU KNOW, SMOOTH RIDE ? 419 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:32,343 OR IS IT KIND OF ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES ? 420 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,880 ROCKY ? GOOD AND BAD, BASICALLY, IS WHAT I'M ASKING YOU. 421 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:39,484 WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN HARLEY AND ME IS STRICTLY BETWEEN HARLEY AND ME. 422 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:43,021 YOU SHOULD TAKE HER OUT. GET TO KNOW HER A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR OWN. 423 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:47,325 BUILD SOMETHING. YEAH. YEAH ! 424 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,894 NO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOO MUCH WORK. 425 00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:51,996 IT IS. IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BUT IT'S WORTH IT IN THE END. 426 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,998 IN THE END. 427 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:58,069 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 428 00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:00,538 ♪ OH 429 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:06,010 ♪ WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE ♪ 430 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:11,316 ♪ I GOT MY CHIPS CASHED IN FROM MY 9:00 TO 5:00 ♪ 431 00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:14,552 ♪ NEVER GIVE UP NEVER GIVE IN NEVER GET OLD ♪♪ 432 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,422 YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN. OKAY, YOU GOT IT. 433 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:22,527 ♪♪ 434 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,029 YEAH. CHECK HER OUT, MAN. 435 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,872 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 436 00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,908 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 437 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:41,880 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 438 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:43,915 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME 439 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:47,018 DAMN ! CHECK HER OUT, MAN. 440 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:50,054 ♪ I'M ANOTHER NUMBER IN THE CROWD ♪ 441 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:53,124 SHE'S LOOKIN' FINE. ♪ ANOTHER FACE WITHOUT A NAME 442 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:56,895 ♪ BUT I'M GONNA GET TO YOU SOMEHOW ♪ 443 00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:58,997 ♪ I CAN PLAY YOUR GAME 444 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:02,500 GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT. ♪ UNTIL YOU SEE 445 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,903 ♪ WHAT I GOT 446 00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:07,605 ♪ YOU'RE ONLY WASTIN' TIME 447 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,407 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE ONE YOU WANT ♪ 448 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,077 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 449 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:18,149 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 450 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:19,951 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME ♪ 451 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,120 BILLY BOY ! UNCLE GENE ! 452 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:24,122 ALLEY-OOP ! BETTY BOOP ! 453 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:27,225 POPEYE ! HEY ! HEY ! 454 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:30,995 WHEN DID YOU GET INTO TOWN, BILLY ? A FEW HOURS AGO. HEY ! 455 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:35,099 NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. HE'S ALREADY GOT A LITTLE THING GOIN' WITH HARLEY. 456 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,268 OH, THAT'S A HELL OF A GAL. AHA ! [ Laughing ] 457 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:41,439 HEY ! GETTIN' PRETTY YOUNG FOR HIS OLD AGE, HUH ? 458 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:45,143 UNCLE GENE, I'D LOVE TO PLAY, BUT I GOTTA GO WATCH MY GIRL. OKAY ? 459 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:49,681 GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY, BILLY. LISTEN, I GOTTA TELL YOU THIS. 460 00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:53,952 IF WE HAD HAD THAT GIRL SHANNON IN THE GAME TODAY, WE WOULD HAVE WON BIG ! 461 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:56,321 THAT MIGHT BE SO, UNCLE GENE. BUT I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GIRL. 462 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:59,123 SHE'S DEFINITELY MARRIAGE MATERIAL. 463 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:01,259 OF COURSE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIN'. 464 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:03,261 YEAH. 465 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:10,435 [ Harley ] ♪ JUST NEED THE CHANCE TO PROVE IT ♪ 466 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:14,205 ♪ I KNOW YOU'LL FIND THAT I'M THE ONE YOU WANT ♪ 467 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:18,276 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 468 00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:23,381 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 469 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:25,316 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME ♪ 470 00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:29,120 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 471 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,724 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 472 00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:35,159 IT'S PAYOFF TIME, BALDY. 473 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:39,030 I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT SLIME JOHNNY IN PERSON. 474 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,432 WHEN ? WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY. 475 00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:44,636 NO. TOMORROW. OKAY, MORON-SKI. 476 00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,672 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 477 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:50,008 WHAT ? MORON-SKI ? 478 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,310 ISN'T THAT A COUNTRY IN EUROPE ? 479 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:54,312 ♪ NOW THAT YOU FOUND ME [ Laughs ] 480 00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:59,217 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT BABY ♪ 481 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,655 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED YEAH ♪ 482 00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:06,190 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 483 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:10,028 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME YEAH ♪ 484 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:13,298 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT ♪ 485 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:15,967 [ Applause, Cheering ] 486 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:38,389 [ Harry Whispering, Indistinct ] 487 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:41,492 HE'S HERE. JUST-- JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. 488 00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:52,170 YEAH, YOU HEARD ME: 500,000 ON BANANAS ON TOP. 489 00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:56,274 HEY, GENE, BABE. HOW YOU DOIN' ? 490 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:59,210 JOHNNY, YOU'RE A LIAR, 491 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:02,180 A CHEAT AND A TOTAL SLEAZEBAG. 492 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:06,050 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S GONNA GET YOU ? - MY OWN TALK SHOW. 493 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:08,386 FUNNY ! [ Laughs Sarcastically ] 494 00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:11,055 THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE. 495 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:13,758 PROMISE ? YOU KNOW, THAT'S A GREAT BONUS. 496 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:18,429 HEY. YOU KNOW, YOU WANNA PLAY DOUBLE OR NOTHIN' ? 497 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:20,398 WHAT ? DOUBLE OR NOTHIN'. 498 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:23,468 YOU GOT NOTHIN' AND I... GOT DOUBLES. 499 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:27,405 [ Laughs ] I LIKE YOU, GENE. 500 00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:31,476 YOU GOT THE HEART AND SOUL OF A REAL GAMBLER, 501 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,245 AND YOU GOT MONEY, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE-- 502 00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:39,250 - A REMATCH AT PENROD'S NEXT SATURDAY. - ON THE BEACH ? 503 00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:44,122 OF COURSE. AND YOUR NEPHEW HERE, HARRY BOY, 504 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:48,726 HE CAN USE HIS OLD TEAM TO PLAY OR ANY TEAM TO PLAY. 505 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,728 OH. [ Chuckles ] 506 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,498 YEAH. AND WHEN WE WIN ? 507 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:56,267 IF YOU WIN. IF YOU WIN, 508 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,270 I'LL FORGIVE YOUR OLD DEBT... 509 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:01,706 AND GIVE YOU TWO MILLION BUCKS ON TOP OF IT. 510 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:06,611 HOW'S THAT, HUH ? AND I GET YOUR YACHT AND YOUR CLUB. 511 00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:10,715 HEY. YOU GOT CAJONES THE SIZE OF KUWAIT. 512 00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:13,785 AND IF YOU LOSE, 513 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:17,522 YOU SIGN THE BEACH ACADEMY OVER TO ME. 514 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:21,526 NO. NO WAY. THE BEACHFRONT SCHOOL GROUNDS ARE ASSESSED AT OVER $12 MILLION. 515 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,262 PLUS THE BUILDINGS. THE PROFIT POTENTIAL IS HUGE. NO. 516 00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:27,532 ALL RIGHT ! IF YOU DON'T WANT THE DEAL, 517 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:30,334 THEN JUST GIVE ME BACK THE MONEY YOU OWE. 518 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:35,273 YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CASH IN THE MORNING. 519 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:38,209 AH. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL BETTOR. 520 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:41,245 BUT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WIMP. 521 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,247 DAMN YOU. 522 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:46,818 YOU WANT A BET LIKE THAT ? 523 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:48,820 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT STUPID. 524 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:51,856 WELL, YOU GOT A DONE DEAL ! 525 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,599 GENE ! 526 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:10,641 [ Whistle Blows ] OUT OF THE WATER ! OUT OF THE WATER ! 527 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,643 LET'S MOVE IT ! COME ON ! COME ON ! 528 00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:14,645 COME ON ! MOVE IT ! MOVE IT ! 529 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,315 MOVE IT ! COME O-O-O-ON ! 530 00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,383 WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT ? HUH ? 531 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,953 YOU THINK THIS IS FOR FUN ? HUH ? 532 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:24,789 ALL RIGHT. HIT THE BEACH ! SHELL DETAIL. 533 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:27,258 HIT THE BEACH ! GET MOVIN' ! 534 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,694 COME ON, COME ON ! [ Whistle Blows ] 535 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:32,897 GOOD SHOT. 536 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,806 TOUGH ONE. YOU'VE NOT ONLY LOST THE ACADEMY, YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND. 537 00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:44,942 WE DON'T HAVE A TEAM. TRANSLATION: WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER. 538 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:48,479 BUT WE DO ! HARRY, LISTEN TO THIS. 539 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:51,582 I FOUND OUT THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND... 540 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:54,318 IS AN OLYMPIC-CLASS VOLLEYBALL PLAYER, 541 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:57,788 AND ALL HER FORMER TEAMMATES LIVE IN THE MIAMI AREA ! 542 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,925 I ALREADY KNOW THAT, AND I ALSO KNOW THAT SHE HAS NO INTENTION... 543 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:04,328 OF GETTING BACK INTO THE LIMELIGHT-- ESPECIALLY NOT WITH VOLLEYBALL. 544 00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:11,435 AW, GENE. DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE COUNTING ON HER AND HER FRIENDS PLAYING. 545 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:13,638 [ Laughs ] NO, BOOBY. HA. 546 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:17,642 I WAS COUNTING ON YOU AND CHARM, BOY. NEVER FAILS ! 547 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,745 [ Chuckles ] I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT. 548 00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:23,981 GENE, YOU'RE MY UNCLE. 549 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,417 I CARE ABOUT YOU. I RESPECT YOU. 550 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:30,821 YOU'RE MY FAVORITE UNCLE. BUT YOU HAVE GONE SERIOUSLY NORTH OF NORMAL ON THIS, OKAY ? 551 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,625 NOW, WHAT PART OF "SHE WON'T PLAY" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ? NOT EVEN FOR YOU ? 552 00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:36,961 HELL, NO ! IF SHE'S NOT GONNA PLAY TO SAVE HER CAREER, 553 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:39,697 SHE'S NOT GONNA PLAY FOR SOME STRANGERS. 554 00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:42,700 BUT AT LEAST-- HARRY ! 555 00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:45,770 I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT-- THAT-- I MEAN-- 556 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:50,508 YOU'RE MORE THAN A STRANGER ! A LOT MORE. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 557 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,743 SHE'S NOT SOME BIMBO TO BE SWEET-TALKED. 558 00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:56,547 LOOK. I MEAN, IF WE WIN, I'LL GIVE THE BIMBO-- OOH. 559 00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:58,916 SORRY. I SLIPPED. I-I-I-- 560 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:02,587 I'LL LET THE LADY'S TEAM SHARE ONE MILLION DOLLARS. 561 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:06,057 GENE, I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, 562 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:09,360 AND I DON'T NEED A MILLION OR EVEN A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS TO DO IT. 563 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,763 WHAT I NEED FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT SHANNON... 564 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:15,866 AND I WON'T EXPLOIT HER-- NOT FOR MONEY, NOT FOR ANYTHING. 565 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:25,509 HARRY, YOU GOT TO DO IT FOR ME, HARRY. 566 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:30,381 I'M GENE, YOUR-- YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE. HUH ? 567 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,617 RIGHT ? HUH ? YOU GOTTA DO IT FOR ME. 568 00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:37,321 IF YOU DON'T, HARRY-- HARRY, I'M-- I'M FINISHED ! 569 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,924 KAPUT ! 570 00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:42,660 JUST ONCE. ONCE, HARRY. 571 00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:45,563 PLEASE ? 572 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,365 HUH ? 573 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,969 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 574 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:55,006 [ Harry Narrating ] I WAS A MAN WITH A PROBLEM-- A BIG PROBLEM. 575 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:58,909 IF I TOLD SHANNON THE REAL DEAL, SHE WAS GONNA TOTALLY FREAK OUT ON ME. 576 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,679 I KNEW SHE WAS NOT GONNA PLAY SOME BEACH BALL GAME... 577 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:04,715 JUST SO THAT UNCLE GENE COULD INDULGE IN HIS GAMBLING PASSION, 578 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:07,518 AND SHE WAS NOT A GIRL MOVED BY MONEY. 579 00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:14,759 [ Whistle Blows ] LINE IT UP ! FACE FRONT ! 580 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:18,963 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ? 581 00:38:18,996 --> 00:38:23,467 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. THIS IS YOUR RAFT ! 582 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:26,570 THIS IS YOUR FRIEND. 583 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:30,608 YOU LOVE YOUR RAFT, IT WILL LOVE YOU ! 584 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,977 LET'S SHOW YOUR RAFT A LITTLE AFFECTION, GIRLS ! 585 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:34,945 COME ON. LET'S GO. 586 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:38,416 CHEST UP. CHEST UP. BUTT OUT. BUTT OUT. 587 00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:41,852 LET'S GO ! SHOW YOUR RAFT A LITTLE AFFECTION ! 588 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:43,954 IT LOVES YOU. 589 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:47,525 YOU LOVE IT. 590 00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:50,895 YOU COULD BE OUT TO SEA ONE HUNDRED MILES OR MORE, 591 00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:53,397 AND WITHOUT YOUR RAFT, 592 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:55,933 YOU'RE SHARK BAIT ! 593 00:38:58,135 --> 00:39:00,504 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? 594 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:03,674 I'VE SEEN PEOPLE EATEN BY SHARKS BEFORE, 595 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,644 BECAUSE THEY FORGOT THEIR RAFT WAS THEIR FRIEND. 596 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,815 ALL RIGHT ! ABOUT-FACE ! 597 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:16,954 ALL RIGHT. HIT THE WAVES ! HIT THE WAVES ! 598 00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:20,091 [ Whistle Blows ] MOVE IT ! MOVE IT ! MOVE IT ! 599 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:26,564 REAL CHAMPAGNE... IN A PLASTIC CUP. I'M IMPRESSED. 600 00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:29,633 SO YOU MUST THINK I REALLY RATE. NO. 601 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,570 I MEAN, YES. OF COURSE YOU RATE, BUT-- BUT DON'T TELL ME. 602 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:36,140 THIS IS GONNA EAT AWAY MY NOSE TOO ? NO. I MEAN YOU. 603 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:38,809 YOU'RE THE REAL THING. 604 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:40,811 LOOK. 605 00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:43,047 CAN I GET A BIT PERSONAL WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT ? 606 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,852 YOU CAN GET VERY, VERY PERSONAL FOR AS MANY MOMENTS AS YOU WANT. 607 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:51,922 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT THE REASON I'M GOING OUT WITH YOU IS BECAUSE OF YOUR-- 608 00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:55,793 - MY BODY. IT'S COOL. - YES. BUT ONLY PARTIALLY. 609 00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:59,930 - BRAINS. - UH, NO, NOT EXACTLY. 610 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:02,133 YOUR INTEGRITY. 611 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:05,903 YOU'RE A REALLY SOLID GUY. I REALLY THINK I CAN TRUST YOU. 612 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:11,008 ALL RIGHT, BEFORE YOU GIVE ME ANY MORE UNDESERVED PRAISE, 613 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,611 I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK YOU THIS. 614 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,515 I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. 615 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:19,984 I WAS ONCE. TALKED MY WAY OUT OF IT. 616 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:23,120 WELL, LET ME SAVE YOU THE AGONY. YOU WANT ME TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL... 617 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,956 SO YOU CAN BET ON THE GAME AND SCAM A LOT OF MONEY, RIGHT ? 618 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:29,493 - YOU KNEW. - THE EXPENSIVE CHAMPAGNE WAS A TIP-OFF, 619 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,896 BUT I WAS HOPING I WAS WRONG ! 620 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,532 THE REASON FOR THE CHAMPAGNE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 621 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:37,134 I-I ADMIT IT. I NEED YOUR HELP BADLY. 622 00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,070 MY UNCLE'S IN A BIND; I'M IN A BIND, AND THE TRUTH IS, I'D LOVE YOU TO PLAY. 623 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,741 - NO WAY IN HELL. - OKAY. LOOK. 624 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:47,745 UNCLE GENE CAN OFFER YOU AND YOUR TEAMMATES SHARE IN A MILLION DOLLARS OF PRIZE MONEY. 625 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,181 DO I LOOK LIKE MINNESOTA FATS TO YOU ? 626 00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:53,784 I'M SOME CHEAP HUSTLER ? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I'M ABOUT ? MONEY ? 627 00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:56,020 NO. IF ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS MONEY, 628 00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:58,189 I WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED SO HARD AS AN AMATEUR ATHLETE ! 629 00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:02,259 HARRY, I DON'T TAKE MONEY FOR MY SPORT. I DON'T DO ENDORSEMENTS. 630 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:06,163 AND I DON'T GAMBLE ! AND FRANKLY, PAL, I'M NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF THOSE WHO DO. 631 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,799 ALL RIGHT. LOOK. I SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED MY FAT MOUTH. OKAY ? 632 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:11,168 I TOLD UNCLE GENE THIS WAS IMPOSSIBLE. 633 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:15,239 YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. WE DO. 634 00:41:15,272 --> 00:41:20,110 YEAH ? OR IS OUR RELATIONSHIP BASED ON ME MAKING YOUR WEIRD UNCLE RICH ? 635 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,746 FIRST OF ALL, HE'S MY WEIRD UNCLE GENE. 636 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,917 MY WEIRD UNCLE RICH BETS ON PLANKTON RACES IN THE RIVER. IT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY. 637 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:31,856 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. SHANNON, OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON ONE THING. 638 00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:35,559 LOVE. I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. IF YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY, I UNDERSTAND. 639 00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:38,996 IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE HOW I FEEL. YOU KNOW, HARRY, TO ME, 640 00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:43,000 THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE THAN MONEY. I AGREE. 641 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:46,036 IT'S BELIEFS LIKE THAT THAT MAKE ME CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 642 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,305 COME ON. 643 00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:14,598 [ Harry Narrating ] BILLY ALWAYS DID TEND TO LET HIS IMAGINATION RUN A LITTLE WILD. 644 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:32,883 ♪ I WANT YOU TO MOVE 645 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,885 ♪ I WANT YOU TO GROOVE 646 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:37,087 ♪ AND GROOVE WITH ME 647 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,392 ♪ I WANT YOU TO MOVE 648 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:43,360 ♪ I WANT YOU TO GROOVE 649 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:46,163 ♪ AND GROOVE WITH ME 650 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:50,200 ♪ AND I DON'T CARE 651 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,336 ♪ WHAT YOU SAY 652 00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:54,605 ♪ OR WHAT YOU DO 653 00:42:56,941 --> 00:43:00,678 ♪ AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ♪ 654 00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:03,948 ♪ OR WHAT YOU DO 655 00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:10,688 ♪ COME ON MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER ♪ 656 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,858 ♪ LET YOUR BODY LOSE CONTROL ♪ 657 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,836 YOU KNOW, YOU DESERVE TO KNOW WHY I WON'T PLAY. 658 00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:28,305 NO. NO, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. YES, IT IS. 659 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:30,107 REMEMBER THAT BUSINESS DEAL I TOLD YOU ABOUT ? 660 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,710 YEAH. 661 00:43:32,743 --> 00:43:36,046 WHAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU WAS THAT, UH... 662 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,315 JOHNNY STACCATO GOT ME INVOLVED IN IT. 663 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:42,286 HE FRAMED MY TEAMMATES AND ME, AND WE LOST OUR OLYMPIC CHANCES. 664 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,989 WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE WE HAVE IN COMMON: 665 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,758 OUR MISTRUST OF JOHNNY STACCATO. 666 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,760 OH, I TRUST JOHNNY, ALL RIGHT. 667 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:53,230 I TRUST HIM TO LIE, STEAL AND CHEAT FROM ANYBODY WHO'LL LET HIM. 668 00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:57,701 BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, HARRY ? 669 00:43:57,735 --> 00:44:00,270 WE'RE NOT GONNA LET THAT SON OF A BITCH GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING ANYMORE. 670 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,940 YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. 671 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,110 - WE'RE GONNA PLAY TO WIN. - YOU ARE THE GREATEST. 672 00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:24,061 MM. WAIT. WAIT. WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO GET THIS MIRACLE TOGETHER. 673 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:28,465 LET'S SAVE IT FOR THE VICTORY CELEBRATION. OKAY ? 674 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:33,003 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I WON'T TOUCH YOU. I-I WON'T EVEN TALK TO YOU. 675 00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:36,840 IT'LL BE LIKE WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS. YEAH, RIGHT. 676 00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:57,227 [ Woman ] OKAY. COME ON, GIRLS. 677 00:44:57,261 --> 00:45:00,264 SULK'S IN. YOU LOVE THAT CAMERA. YOU WANT THAT CAMERA. 678 00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:02,833 IT IS YOUR FRIEND. YOU MAKE LOVE TO THAT CAMERA. 679 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:05,803 OKAY, COME ON. HIGH ENERGY. YOU LOVE THAT CAMERA. 680 00:45:05,836 --> 00:45:09,139 THAT CAMERA IS YOUR FRIEND. YOU LOVE IT. MM-MMM. KISSES, KISSES. 681 00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:12,810 OKAY. SEXY. SEXY. I WANT SEXY. I WANT SEXY ! 682 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:16,280 I WANT YOU TO WANT THAT CAMERA. EVERYBODY WANTS YOU, THE SEXIEST THING THAT EVER LIVED. 683 00:45:16,313 --> 00:45:20,417 OKAY, LEGS. LEGS, LEGS, LEGS. HIGHER, HIGHER, HIGHER. 684 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:24,088 OKAY. SEXY LEGS. THE RIGHT LEG. SEXY. OHH, LOOK AT MY LEGS ! 685 00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:28,058 OKAY. VERY GOOD. SOPHISTICATED, SOPHISTICATED. 686 00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:32,529 OH, OH. POUTING LIPS. POUTING LIPS. OH, I'M SO SAD. COME HERE AND VISIT ME. 687 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:35,365 THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO SAY TO THIS CAMERA. YOU'RE HAVING FUN ! 688 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:38,435 YOU'RE HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY ! HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY ! CUT ! 689 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:41,572 OKAY. OKAY. NOW, A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK. 690 00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:45,576 I WANT YOU TO MAKE-UP, GET FRESHENED UP, AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DO THE CENTERFOLD. OKAY ? 691 00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:48,011 YOU GUYS. YOU NEED TO WORK ON THIS. 692 00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:50,914 JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE ENERGY. 693 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:56,587 SHANNON ! HEY ! GOOD ! IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 694 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:58,789 HOW YOU DOIN' ? GREAT. 695 00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,827 ASHLEY, MILLICENT, MEET MY FAVORITE DRILLMASTER, 696 00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:06,330 THE LEADER OF OUR OLYMPIC TEAM, SHANNON. 697 00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,599 HI. LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT. 698 00:46:08,632 --> 00:46:12,269 HEY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET A FRIEND OF MINE. THIS IS HARRY. 699 00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:15,038 HOW YOU DOIN' ? PLEASED TO MEET YOU. ENJOYING THE SHOOT ? 700 00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:18,509 MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. LISTEN, UH, I-- 701 00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:22,146 WE HAVE TO ASK YOU A FAVOR. I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BUSY. 702 00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:26,583 BUT, UH-- WE REALLY NEED YOU TO PLAY A VOLLEYBALL GAME WITH US. 703 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,419 VOLLEYBALL ? SURE, NO PROB. MY FAVORITE GAME. 704 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,855 WHEN AND WHERE ? 705 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:36,260 HOW ABOUT... THURSDAY AT 11:00 ? 706 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:39,129 NO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A SERIOUS GAME. 707 00:46:39,163 --> 00:46:42,299 LIKE, WE HAVE TO PRACTICE EVERY DAY. WE'RE, UH-- 708 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:44,301 WE'RE PLAYING ERIKA AND HER BALL BUSTERS. 709 00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:48,305 HEY, BE A GREAT GAME. THEY'RE AS GOOD AS WE ARE. 710 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:51,508 ALMOST. LOOK, SHANNON. 711 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:54,978 I'D LOVE TO. IT'D BE A HELL OF A LOT OF FUN KICKING THEIR BUTTS, 712 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:57,281 BUT I JUST CAN'T AFFORD ALL THAT TIME OFF. 713 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:59,483 I'M BOOKED SOLID FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS. 714 00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:02,986 LOOK, JOHNNY STACCATO'S BET EVERYTHING HE OWNS ON ERIKA'S TEAM. 715 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:06,523 DAMN. I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT BASTARD LOSE. 716 00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:10,494 THERE'S A MILLION BUCKS FOR THE WINNING TEAM. YOU CAN DIVIDE IT FIVE WAYS. 717 00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:14,531 [ Scoffs ] ISN'T THAT ABOUT-- WHAT ? $200,000 ? 718 00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:17,668 I BET YOU CAN MAKE THAT IN JUST A FEW WEEKS. 719 00:47:17,701 --> 00:47:21,572 IF YOU GO BACK TO WORK, PLEASE ? 720 00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:24,374 I'LL THINK IT OVER. 721 00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:28,245 WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR FRIEND COME OUT TOMORROW ? WE'RE HAVING A CHARITY CAR WASH. 722 00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:31,949 OKAY. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. 723 00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:34,351 OKAY. BYE. BYE. BYE-BYE. 724 00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:38,021 WE'LL SEE. I DON'T KNOW. 725 00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:51,435 LOOKING GOOD, SOLDIER. 726 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:28,138 HELLO, SHANNON. WOULD YOU AND YOUR FRIEND LIKE A TABLE UP CLOSE ? 727 00:48:28,171 --> 00:48:31,575 NO, THANK YOU. HARRY, THIS IS WEED. HE RUNS THE PLACE. 728 00:48:31,608 --> 00:48:34,278 [ Harry ] HOW YOU DOIN' ? WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE ? 729 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:37,214 - WE'RE HERE TO SEE GINGER. - NOBODY SEES GINGER. 730 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:40,083 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 731 00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:42,185 THAT'S NICE. IT'S MY CLUB. SHE'S WORKING. 732 00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:44,354 WHAT'S IT ABOUT, ANYWAY ? 733 00:48:44,388 --> 00:48:46,356 WE NEED HER TO PLAY A VOLLEYBALL GAME NEXT WEEKEND. 734 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:49,493 [ Laughs ] VOLLEYBALL ? 735 00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:51,728 OKAY, FINE ! WHEN SHE'S NOT WORKIN' SHE'LL PLAY VOLLEYBALL. 736 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:55,132 WE MEAN A SERIOUS GAME. SHE NEEDS TO TRAIN EVERY DAY. 737 00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:58,435 IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. SHE WORKS FOR ME EVERY DAY. YOU KNOW WHY ? 738 00:48:58,468 --> 00:49:01,405 I LENT HER A LOT OF MONEY, AND SHE PAYS ME BACK BY DANCING. 739 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,473 YOU UNDERSTAND ? NO. 740 00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:07,010 IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO BACKSTAGE, 741 00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:10,580 PUT ON A SEXY OUTFIT; I'LL GIVE YOU A JOB. 742 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:15,652 - WORKING HERE WOULD BE MY SECOND MOST FAVORITE THING. - WHAT'S THE FIRST ? 743 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:19,122 THROWING A BOWLING BALL UP IN THE AIR AND CATCHING IT WITH MY TEETH. 744 00:49:19,156 --> 00:49:23,593 CUTE. WELL, I GOTTA BRING ON THE NEXT DANCER. TWO-DRINK MINIMUM. 745 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:26,563 THANKS A LOT. WHAT A JERK. MAN. 746 00:49:26,596 --> 00:49:29,599 THE BOWLING BALL THING WAS FUNNY. [ Sighs ] 747 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:32,402 HEY, THERE'S GINGER. 748 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:28,325 HI. HI. 749 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:30,327 HOW YOU DOIN' ? 750 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,295 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK ? 751 00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:35,298 DO YOU SERVE PHONE NUMBERS HERE ? 752 00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:38,301 NO, WE DON'T SERVE PHONE NUMBERS HERE. 753 00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:40,470 OH. UH. 754 00:50:40,504 --> 00:50:43,774 WELL, YOU'RE AN AWFULLY FINE-LOOKIN' CHICK. 755 00:50:43,807 --> 00:50:46,510 WHAT'S YOUR SIGN ? SCORPIO. 756 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,246 COOL. I'M A CANCER. 757 00:50:49,279 --> 00:50:52,682 KEEP SMOKIN' AND YOU'LL HAVE CANCER REAL SOON, BUD. 758 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:56,219 THANKS. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY. 759 00:50:56,253 --> 00:50:58,522 UM... YOU COME HERE OFTEN ? 760 00:50:59,756 --> 00:51:02,325 I WORK HERE. OH. 761 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:05,562 BUT IT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE. 762 00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:07,664 HEY, BABY. HOW WE DOIN' ? [ Slap ] 763 00:51:07,697 --> 00:51:10,500 I TOLD YOU, DON'T EVER TOUCH ME. 764 00:51:10,534 --> 00:51:14,571 FINE. 765 00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:16,807 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 766 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,244 DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE ? 767 00:51:21,278 --> 00:51:23,713 YOU'RE THE GUY THAT COMES IN HERE AND BOTHERS THE GIRLS. THAT'S YOU, ISN'T IT ? 768 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:26,750 NO, NO. I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU FROM HOME. FROM NORTH DAKOTA. 769 00:51:26,783 --> 00:51:30,687 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE, THOUGH. I DON'T KNOW-- I OWN THIS CLUB. 770 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:34,224 THIS IS MY PLACE. I OWN THIS PLACE. OH, SORRY. 771 00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:37,861 SO YOU, LIKE, TALK TO THE GIRLS AND STUFF ? THEY WORK FOR ME. 772 00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:41,131 COOL. YOU GET TO, LIKE, FEEL THEM ? 773 00:51:41,965 --> 00:51:44,234 GET OUT OF MY FACE. 774 00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:47,604 COOL. PUTZ. 775 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,916 I... THINK SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. BEACH ACADEMY TRAINING ? 776 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,686 NO. CALL IT INSTINCT. 777 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:08,558 I CAN HANDLE THIS. 778 00:52:08,592 --> 00:52:10,560 HEY, WATCH OUT ! [ Grunts ] 779 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:18,335 COME ON. COME ON. 780 00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:33,416 I'M IMPRESSED. OH. THANKS A LOT. 781 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:49,900 - DOM ? -SHAN. 782 00:52:49,933 --> 00:52:52,269 HOW YOU DOIN', GIRL ? 783 00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:54,671 HI ! HEY, THAT WAS VERY COOL... 784 00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:57,307 HOW YOU DEFENDED YOUR WOMAN LIKE THAT. 785 00:52:57,340 --> 00:53:01,244 OH, THANKS. WELL, SHE'S NOT REALLY MY WOMAN. YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER ? 786 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,982 THIS IS DOMINIQUE ANICA-- THE FORMER SISTER MARY HOLLY PICTURE. 787 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:09,953 SHE'S YOUR TYPICAL LEATHER-LOVIN' EX-NUN, BIKER-CHICK DOMINATRIX. 788 00:53:09,986 --> 00:53:12,956 FRESH OUT OF THE CONVENT, HEADIN' STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN ON A HARLEY. 789 00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:14,925 OH. ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. 790 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:17,394 SO WHAT'S GOIN' ON, SHAN ? 791 00:53:17,427 --> 00:53:19,996 WELL, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET HARRY. 792 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,365 HOW YOU DOIN' ? HI. 793 00:53:22,399 --> 00:53:25,669 - DOM, WE NEED YOUR HELP. - COUNT ON IT. 794 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:29,639 I GOT MY GUITAR AND SOME HOT NEW SONGS. 795 00:53:29,673 --> 00:53:31,808 YOUR GUITAR. 796 00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:34,044 ON THE LETTERMAN SHOW, 797 00:53:34,077 --> 00:53:39,316 WAYNE, GARTH AND I GET NAKED AND SING "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL," 798 00:53:39,349 --> 00:53:43,687 BACKED BY IKE TURNER AND THE COMBINED VATICAN AND MORMON CHOIR... 799 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,424 DOIN' THE MELANESIAN FROG-WORSHIPING FERTILITY DANCE. 800 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,595 HUH. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GIG, DOM. 801 00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:54,598 BUT WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS FOR YOU TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL NEXT SATURDAY. 802 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:56,600 WE'RE PLAYING MAH-JONGG AND HER BALL BUSTERS. 803 00:53:56,633 --> 00:53:58,835 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 804 00:53:58,868 --> 00:54:04,040 HELL, LETTERMAN CAN WAIT. VOLLEYBALL ? I LIVE FOR THE GAME. 805 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:08,511 GREAT ! WE PRACTICE TOMORROW MORNING, 8:00 A.M. SHARP ON THE BEACH. 806 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:11,581 - I'LL BE THERE. - THANKS. 807 00:54:11,615 --> 00:54:14,417 SEE YA. 808 00:54:14,451 --> 00:54:16,953 WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW MIAMI... 809 00:54:16,987 --> 00:54:20,023 IS LETTING THEIR PSYCHOS DIRECTLY INTO THE COMMUNITY. 810 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:23,860 - I HEARD THAT. - SORRY. 811 00:54:23,893 --> 00:54:26,329 [ Engine Starts ] 812 00:54:58,895 --> 00:55:02,532 UNCLE GENE. OH ! YOU FRIGHTENED ME TO DEATH. WHAT IS IT ? 813 00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:04,901 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? WHAT AM I DOING HERE ? 814 00:55:04,934 --> 00:55:08,371 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ? I'M DOING A FIELD STUDY, YOU SEE ? 815 00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:11,641 I'M HERE FOR THE AMERICAN SOCIOLOGICAL ASSOCIATION. 816 00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:13,843 AND, UH, WHAT I'M DOING IS... 817 00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:17,947 I'M STUDYING THE POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS ON THE MALE SEX... 818 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:21,518 WHILE WATCHING A NUDE FEMALE DANCE. 819 00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:24,154 THAT SOUNDS IMPORTANT. YEAH. IT IS. IT IS. YEAH. 820 00:55:24,187 --> 00:55:28,491 IT'S WHAT WE CALL... ADULT EDUCATION. [ Laughs ] 821 00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:32,729 YEAH. WELL, I'M SURE YOU SHOULD GET AN A+. 822 00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:35,865 ACTUALLY... I'M TAKING A MASTER'S CLASS. 823 00:55:35,899 --> 00:55:38,535 [ Laughs ] EXCUSE ME, SWEETIE. 824 00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:40,737 WHAT ? OH ! GENE, HOW ARE YOU DOIN' ? 825 00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:43,940 YEAH. HERE'S YOUR USUAL. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 826 00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:46,176 THANK YOU, PRETTY PHYLLIS. THANK YOU. 827 00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:48,611 YOUR USUAL. YES. 828 00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:50,580 SO THAT MEANS YOU COME HERE ALL THE TIME. 829 00:55:50,613 --> 00:55:53,750 WELL, ARCHAEOLOGISTS HAVE TO DIG, DON'T THEY ? 830 00:55:53,783 --> 00:55:56,052 AND ZOOLOGISTS HAVE TO OBSERVE ANIMALS. RIGHT ! YES. 831 00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:58,688 AND FROM A STUDY LIKE THAT... SHH. SHH. 832 00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:02,592 YOU SHOULD BE GETTING A Ph.D. ! THIS IS THE BEST PART. 833 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,730 WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS. [ Laughs Loudly ] 834 00:56:06,763 --> 00:56:08,565 YOU'RE SPILLIN' ON ME. 835 00:56:11,968 --> 00:56:15,772 SO ANYWAY, I GO INTO MY SISTER'S ROOM. YOU REMEMBER SHELLEY. 836 00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:18,675 UH-- 837 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,677 HER NAME'S SHELLEY. SHELLEY, SHELLEY. 838 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:23,446 RIGHT. FAT GIRL. GLASSES. TEETH MISSING. 839 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:27,117 - PLAYED WITH DOLLS. - AND HER NOSE. SHE USED TO PICK HER NOSE. 840 00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:30,787 SO SHE WAS PICKIN' HER NOSE; SHE WAS IN THE CORNER. I WALK IN. 841 00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:34,624 I OPEN THE CLOSET DOOR. ALL THIS CANDY STARTS FALLIN' OUT. 842 00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:37,594 GREAT. I CAN TELL MOM THAT SHE'S PICKIN' HER NOSE... 843 00:56:37,627 --> 00:56:39,596 AND CANDY'S FALLIN' OUT OF HER CLOSET. 844 00:56:39,629 --> 00:56:43,533 SO I GO IN THERE, AND SHE'S GOT THIS BUCKET OF ROCK CANDY. 845 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:47,737 SO I'VE GOT 25 CAVITIES; I'M EATING ALL THIS ROCK CANDY I'M STEALIN' FROM SHELLEY. 846 00:56:47,771 --> 00:56:51,174 SHANNON ! AAAH ! WAIT, THIS IS THE BEST PART. 847 00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:55,812 GUYS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET PINA KOLLATA. NICE TO MEET YOU. 848 00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:58,815 SHE WAS AT COLUMBIA WHEN I WAS THERE. 849 00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:01,551 YOU'RE DRINKING A PINA COLADA ? NO, DUMMY. THAT'S MY NAME. 850 00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:05,522 - OH, I LOVE YOUR DRINK. -[ Shannon ] SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO ? 851 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:09,025 THE TANGO. HMM. I HAD TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 852 00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:13,263 I JUST AIN'T GOT THE GUTS TO CARRY ON WITH THAT ENGLISH TEACHER GIGS NO MORE. 853 00:57:13,296 --> 00:57:15,498 YOU KNOW, THE MONEY. IT AIN'T SO GOOD. 854 00:57:15,532 --> 00:57:18,635 WELL, WE MAY BE ABLE TO HELP OUT. 855 00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:21,805 GREAT. 'CAUSE ROMAN, MY LAST TANGO PARTNER, 856 00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:25,008 JUST RIPPED ME OFF, AS YOU KNOW. IT TAKES TWO. 857 00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:28,645 RIGHT. AY. TRUTH BE KNOWN, SHAN, 858 00:57:28,678 --> 00:57:33,283 AFTER THE SCANDAL AT THE OLYMPICS, I JUST BOTTOMED OUT, FELL COMPLETELY APART. 859 00:57:33,316 --> 00:57:36,286 NOT YOU, PINA. YOU WERE ALWAYS THE STRONGEST OF ALL OF US. 860 00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:40,256 SAME OLD STORY. LIVING ON THE BACK SEAT OF MY BIKE, 861 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:44,627 SELLING SECONDHAND ANCHOVIES DOOR-TO-DOOR. HEY, IT COULD BE WORSE. 862 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,764 I STAY IN TOUCH WITH THE OTHERS, AND AFTER NOT GOING TO THE OLYMPICS, 863 00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:49,766 IT JUST DESTROYED THEIR ENTIRE LIVES. 864 00:57:49,799 --> 00:57:52,802 I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING DIVORCE AND BANKRUPTCY, 865 00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:56,806 MASSIVE DEBT, BEING ALONE AND SICK AND FRIENDLESS. 866 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,042 STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP. 867 00:57:59,075 --> 00:58:01,277 THIS MIGHT CHEER YOU UP A LITTLE BIT. 868 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:05,248 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY A VOLLEYBALL GAME NEXT WEEK AGAINST JOHNNY STACCATO'S TEAM. 869 00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:07,684 AND THERE'S A COOL MILLION IN IT FOR THE WINNERS. 870 00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:09,719 WOULD I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY ANCHOVY ROUTE ? 871 00:58:09,752 --> 00:58:12,789 YEAH, BUT THE PROFIT FOR YOU COULD BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF... 872 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,958 OH-- $200,000 DOLLARS ! 873 00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:18,695 AND ALL THE ANCHOVIES I CAN EAT. 874 00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:20,797 AND YOU COULD FINALLY GET EVEN WITH JOHNNY STACCATO. 875 00:58:22,632 --> 00:58:24,934 COUNT ME IN, BEACH DUDES. 876 00:58:24,968 --> 00:58:27,637 [ All Laugh, Cheer ] [ Billy ] WELCOME ABOARD. 877 00:58:29,105 --> 00:58:32,742 WELCOME TO BE HERE. GLAD TO BE HAVING YOU. 878 00:59:28,698 --> 00:59:30,934 SO, WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED ? I'LL BE THERE. 879 00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:34,671 GREAT ! YES ! THANK YOU. 880 00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:39,108 WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. THAT MEANS PRACTICE EVERY DAY ABOUT FIVE HOURS. 881 00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:41,744 SO ARE YOU READY ? [ All ] YEAH ! NO PROBLEM 882 00:59:41,778 --> 00:59:44,781 WE GOT SHIRTS. YEA ! ALL RIGHT ! 883 00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:47,684 [ All Chattering ] 884 00:59:47,717 --> 00:59:50,687 HONEY, I LOVE YOU. I JUST LOVE YOU. 885 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,756 THANK YOU. OH, I AM LOVING IT. 886 00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:56,960 ALL RIGHT. A HUNDRED PERCENT COTTON, BABY. 887 00:59:56,993 --> 01:00:00,163 YEAH ? ALL RIGHT. WE ARE AN OFFICIAL TEAM. 888 01:00:00,196 --> 01:00:02,165 GOT TO LOVE IT. CHECK IT OUT. 889 01:00:02,198 --> 01:00:05,034 LOVE TO LOVE YOU, BABY. [ Harry ] SHARP. 890 01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:10,707 GUYS, ARE WE NOW OFFICIAL BEACH ACADEMY TEAMMATES ? RIGHT ! 891 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:15,078 [ Whistle Blows ] ♪ SUN IS SHININ' AND THE GIRLS ARE HOT ♪ 892 01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:19,282 ♪ WHEN I WANNA FLY WAIT, WAIT, WAIT ! MOVE IT ! 893 01:00:19,315 --> 01:00:22,919 RIGHT. ♪ BABY, LET'S BREAK 894 01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:27,223 ♪ WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN WE COME AFTER YOU ♪ 895 01:00:27,256 --> 01:00:32,362 ♪ WE RUN YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU'RE THROUGH THAT PLAY ♪ 896 01:00:32,395 --> 01:00:34,697 ♪ BABY, LET'S PLAY 897 01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,801 ♪ YOU CAN'T BEAT US 898 01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:43,406 ♪ DON'T YOU SEE 899 01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:48,011 ♪ WE'RE THE BEACH ACADEMY 900 01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:51,481 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ! 901 01:00:51,514 --> 01:00:53,282 MOVE IT ! ♪ KEEP THE SUN IN YOUR FACE 902 01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:57,720 ♪ THIS IS OUR TIME YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 903 01:00:57,754 --> 01:00:59,722 ♪ GET OUT OF THIS PLACE ♪ 904 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:08,197 HELLO. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS ? 905 01:01:08,231 --> 01:01:10,299 I HAVE A CLUB. YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOIN' THIS. 906 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,935 YOU SHOULD BE DOIN' THIS AND THIS AND MAYBE THIS. 907 01:01:12,969 --> 01:01:15,038 WE GOTTA GO. COME ON. I DON'T THINK SO. 908 01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:18,107 HEY, BUZZ OFF ! ESTUPIDO ! 909 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:20,076 [ Clunk ] 910 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:22,111 FINE ! 911 01:01:26,115 --> 01:01:28,418 THE GIRLS WERE EXHAUSTED BY THE END OF THE DAY, 912 01:01:28,451 --> 01:01:31,521 BUT THEY WERE STARTING TO GET THE OLD MAGIC BACK. 913 01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:35,792 I KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH EACH OTHER WHILE WE'RE TRAINING, 914 01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:39,495 BUT HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO SOMEPLACE TOGETHER AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A BIT ? 915 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,298 I THINK I'D LIKE THAT. GREAT. 916 01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:45,768 PERHAPS WE CAN SAIL TO MY FRIEND'S PLACE ON FISHER ISLAND. HE'S GONE. 917 01:01:45,802 --> 01:01:48,271 WE CAN HAVE THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES. SOUNDS GOOD. 918 01:01:48,304 --> 01:01:51,007 BUT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 919 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,543 OH, YEAH ? WHAT'S THAT ? WELL, I NOTICE YOU'RE A MUSIC LOVER. 920 01:01:53,576 --> 01:01:55,912 OH, YEAH. MUSIC'S MY LIFE. 921 01:01:55,945 --> 01:01:58,815 SO I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU, MR. HARRY SPENCER, 922 01:01:58,848 --> 01:02:01,984 TO A VERY SPECIAL CONCERT TONIGHT. GREAT. 923 01:02:02,018 --> 01:02:06,055 SHALL WE SAY MY PLACE AT 9:00 ? WE SHALL. 924 01:02:42,992 --> 01:02:45,394 HEY. HI. 925 01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:48,397 THIS IS A NICE PLACE. WEALTHY FAMILY ? 926 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:51,200 YEAH. MY DAD'S BRENT McSORLEY, THE FAMOUS CIRCUS CLOWN. 927 01:02:51,234 --> 01:02:54,437 THE GUY IN ALL THE USED CAR ADS ? YEAH, THAT'S HIM. 928 01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:58,474 WELL, YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE. I'LL BE THE ENVY OF EVERY GUY AT THE CONCERT. 929 01:02:58,508 --> 01:03:02,945 WELL, I HOPE SO, HARRY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY I INVITED. 930 01:03:02,979 --> 01:03:05,915 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I KNOW. 931 01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:10,286 AND THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU. IT'S THAT CONSTANT BEWILDERED LOOK. 932 01:03:11,587 --> 01:03:14,390 THE CONCERT'S HERE ? BINGO. 933 01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:18,227 AND IT ISN'T EXACTLY ROCK AND ROLL. COME ON. 934 01:03:18,261 --> 01:03:20,229 OKAY. 935 01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:25,568 ♪♪ [ Cello ] 936 01:03:26,602 --> 01:03:30,072 SURPRISE. [ Groans ] 937 01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:33,976 I'M SORRY. I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU, BUT I JUST COULDN'T RESIST. 938 01:03:34,010 --> 01:03:36,913 DOES THAT, UH, MAKE ME A BAD GIRL ? 939 01:03:36,946 --> 01:03:39,215 YES, IT MAKES YOU A VERY BAD GIRL. 940 01:03:39,248 --> 01:03:42,552 WELL, ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME FACE THE MUSIC ? 941 01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:45,087 IF IT'S ORCHESTRATED THAT WAY. 942 01:03:45,121 --> 01:03:48,558 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE, UM, FIDDLE AROUND ? 943 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:51,861 ♪♪ [ Classical ] OKAY. OKAY. 944 01:04:36,272 --> 01:04:40,409 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD PUT A DIVING BOARD IN THAT POOL. 945 01:04:40,443 --> 01:04:42,945 TELEPHONE, MA'AM. AW, DON'T ANSWER IT. 946 01:04:42,979 --> 01:04:45,414 I HAVE TO. 947 01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:48,150 HELLO ? 948 01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:50,553 YES. I SAID I WOULD, AND I WILL. 949 01:04:50,586 --> 01:04:52,555 GOOD-BYE. 950 01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:55,992 THANK YOU. 951 01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:01,530 WHAT'S WRONG ? WHO WAS THAT ? THAT WAS... NOBODY. 952 01:05:10,439 --> 01:05:13,609 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY STARTING TO DIG CLASSICAL MUSIC. 953 01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:16,078 JUST CLASSICAL MUSIC ? 954 01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:18,080 NO. 955 01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:31,193 [ Sighs ] WE SHOULD WAIT 'TIL TOMORROW, AFTER THE GAME. 956 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:35,131 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 957 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,069 I GUESS I SHOULD GET GOIN'. 958 01:05:41,103 --> 01:05:43,105 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 959 01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:53,683 BYE. 960 01:06:06,262 --> 01:06:08,197 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE ? 961 01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:10,766 I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE. 962 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,337 HEY, BABE. I GOTTA KEEP TABS ON MY INVESTMENT. 963 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:17,039 IS THAT WHAT I AM TO YOU, JOHNNY ? AN INVESTMENT ? 964 01:06:17,073 --> 01:06:20,309 [ High-Pitched Voice ] OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D REALLY CARE, HONEY ! 965 01:06:20,343 --> 01:06:24,647 HEY. YOU ARE WHATEVER, 966 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,784 WHENEVER... WHEREVER... I WANT YOU TO BE. 967 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:31,087 GET IT ? [ Phone Ringing ] 968 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,689 GET IT. 969 01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,524 [ Softly ] I SAID GET IT. 970 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:41,497 - HELLO ? - HEY. IT'S HARRY. 971 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:45,501 LOOK, I KNOW THE BEST WAY TO LOSE SOMEONE IS TO TRY TO RUSH THINGS. 972 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:49,839 BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT, UM, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU. 973 01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:53,175 I-I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL WE CAN SPEND A LOT MORE TIME TOGETHER. HARRY-- 974 01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,478 HEY. GIVE IT TO ME. NO ! 975 01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:57,747 NO ? YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER ? 976 01:06:57,780 --> 01:07:01,384 HARRY, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW. THIS IS REALLY-- I SAID GIVE IT TO ME. 977 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:05,087 - WHO IS THAT ? ARE YOU OKAY ? - ARE YOU DEAF AS WELL AS BEING DUMB ? 978 01:07:05,121 --> 01:07:07,289 JOHNNY, NO ! PLEASE. 979 01:07:07,323 --> 01:07:10,593 WHAT THE HELL IS JOHNNY STACCATO DOING IN YOUR HOUSE ? 980 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:15,398 YEAH, I LOVE YOU TOO, SWEETHEART. SHE'S OKAY. 981 01:07:15,431 --> 01:07:18,134 SHE'S REALLY, REALLY OKAY. 982 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:21,170 [ Slapping ] [ Laughs ] SHE'S THE HOTTEST-- 983 01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:23,472 JOHNNY, PLEASE ! [ Johnny ] HEY. 984 01:07:23,506 --> 01:07:25,608 DID YOU HEAR THAT ? SHE BEGGED. 985 01:07:25,641 --> 01:07:28,844 I JUST LOVE IT WHEN SHE BEGS. IT HEATS ME UP. 986 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:32,615 [ Johnny Laughing ] JOHNNY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' THERE ? 987 01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:37,186 I JUST DROPPED BY FOR A REFRESHING SHOWER AND TO CHECK ON MY WOMAN. 988 01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:39,588 SHE'S IN HEAT FOR A REAL MAN. 989 01:07:39,622 --> 01:07:41,791 YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH. 990 01:07:41,824 --> 01:07:45,895 IF YOU HURT HER, I'LL KILL YOU. YOU PUT HER BACK ON THE PHONE, NOW. 991 01:07:45,928 --> 01:07:49,832 OH, MY GOSH ! WHATCHA GONNA DO ? SOME OF THAT KARATE STUFF ? 992 01:07:49,865 --> 01:07:51,867 [ Imitates Karate Grunts ] 993 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,869 PUT HER BACK ON THE PHONE ! NOW ! 994 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:58,240 - LISTEN, MAN. SUCKER. - STOP IT ! HARRY ? 995 01:07:58,274 --> 01:08:01,877 - HAS HE HURT YOU ? DID HE HURT YOU ? - NO. 996 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,879 AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. 997 01:08:05,681 --> 01:08:10,152 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? - [ Imitating Violin Whining ] 998 01:08:12,321 --> 01:08:15,357 LISTEN. WHEN I BEAT YOU IN VOLLEYBALL, 999 01:08:15,391 --> 01:08:19,495 AND PIGIRON DRAGS YOUR ASS UP AND DOWN MY BEACH ACADEMY, 1000 01:08:19,528 --> 01:08:23,399 I'M GONNA TAKE SHANNON HERE BACK TO NEW YORK. 1001 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:27,436 OR SHALL IT BE BARCELONA, DARLING, THIS TIME ? 1002 01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:29,438 HUH ? 1003 01:08:29,472 --> 01:08:34,210 [ Kissing ] CIAO, SWEETHEART. 1004 01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:37,646 SHANNON ? SHANNON ! 1005 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,648 [ Dial Tone ] 1006 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,892 [ People Cheering, Applauding ] 1007 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,609 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE HERE. 1008 01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:09,879 JUST DO WHAT WE DID IN PRACTICE. WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. 1009 01:09:09,912 --> 01:09:12,348 ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HERE WE SIT. 1010 01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:15,484 WE GOT A WONDERFUL GAME ABOUT TO COMMENCE. 1011 01:09:15,518 --> 01:09:18,954 WE HAVE, OF COURSE, THE WONDERFUL, GREAT, 1012 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,423 DYNAMIC, FABULOUS-- 1013 01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:23,425 THEY'RE GONNA BE COMING REALLY STRONG UP FRONT. 1014 01:09:23,459 --> 01:09:25,761 YOU GOTTA STAY AND HANG TOUGH TO BLOCK. RIGHT ? 1015 01:09:25,794 --> 01:09:28,864 THE TEAM WITH SOUL ! HEY, YOU GONNA WIN THE PURSE ? 1016 01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:31,467 EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP ! [ Spectators Cheering ] 1017 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,702 GIVE IT UP FOR THAT BEACH ACADEMY ! 1018 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,407 [ Erika ] OKAY, GIRLS. LET'S KICK THEIR BUTTS. 1019 01:09:45,447 --> 01:09:48,317 WE HAVE, LIKE, THE REALLY HORRIBLE TEAM WITH BIG BREASTS-- 1020 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:50,619 WE GIVE THEM THAT-- BUT NO TALENT. 1021 01:09:50,653 --> 01:09:52,555 GIVE IT UP FOR THEIR BREASTS ! [ Scattered Applause ] 1022 01:09:54,823 --> 01:09:56,592 KICK THEIR BUTTS. 1023 01:10:00,763 --> 01:10:03,365 AND YOU, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. 1024 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:07,269 MAN ! 1025 01:10:07,303 --> 01:10:10,940 DON'T WORRY ABOUT SHANNON ! LET'S JUST FOCUS ON THE GAME. 1026 01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:14,043 DOM, YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH UP FRONT. RIGHT ? YEAH ! YEAH ! 1027 01:10:14,076 --> 01:10:16,445 TOUGH IS MY NAME. ALL RIGHT. YOU GOTTA BLOCK. 1028 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,447 SOLITAIRE, REMEMBER ? BLOCK ? 1029 01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:23,385 LET'S JUST PLAY SOME VOLLEYBALL ! 1030 01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:25,454 [ Teammates Whooping ] 1031 01:10:32,094 --> 01:10:34,997 [ Man ] GO, BEACH ACADEMY ! 1032 01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:51,380 [ Spectators Groan ] [ Billy ] LOOK AT THAT SPIKE ! 1033 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,682 GOD, THAT WAS NASTY. THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED, RIGHT ? 1034 01:10:53,716 --> 01:10:55,684 A SPIKE ? YEAH. 1035 01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,486 [ All Cheering ] YEA ! 1036 01:11:06,729 --> 01:11:08,497 COME ON, GINGER ! 1037 01:11:10,799 --> 01:11:13,068 [ Billy ] OKAY. 1038 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,938 OHH ! 1039 01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:18,741 [ Crowd Groans ] I'M SORRY ! I HAD GAS ! 1040 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:20,743 I ATE BURRITOS FOR LUNCH ! 1041 01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:23,412 [ Man ] GO, BEACH ! GO, BEACH ! 1042 01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:37,459 [ Crowd Cheers ] 1043 01:11:37,493 --> 01:11:40,629 TOUCHDOWN. OH, YEAH ! [ Yelling ] 1044 01:11:40,663 --> 01:11:43,432 THAT WAS A TOUCHDOWN. IT'S NOT FOOTBALL ! 1045 01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:45,934 I KNEW THAT. I KNEW THAT. 1046 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:57,846 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT ! PINA, THAT'S IT. SMASH IT ! 1047 01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,648 THAT WAS A GOOD SHOT. 1048 01:12:13,962 --> 01:12:15,931 STAY PUT. 1049 01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:30,913 HARRY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 1050 01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:33,615 WHEN WE FIRST MET, I DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN TO BE WALKING DOWN THE BEACH... 1051 01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:35,818 WHEN ERIKA HIT THAT BALL. 1052 01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:38,687 IT WAS ALL A SETUP TO GET YOUR UNCLE TO FORFEIT THE ACADEMY. 1053 01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:40,823 AFTER LAST NIGHT, THAT PART WAS PRETTY EASY TO FIGURE OUT. 1054 01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:46,628 WANNA PLACE ANOTHER BET, BALDY ? 1055 01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:49,998 OH, IT'S MR. ALLIGATOR BREATH. [ Laughs ] 1056 01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:56,505 SEE ? NOW, THAT'S WHAT I EXPECT. 1057 01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:58,607 WHAT DID WE GET ? TWENTY-FIVE POINTS ? NO-- 1058 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,610 THE SCORE NOW IS 357 TO 95. NO. 1059 01:13:01,643 --> 01:13:03,612 NO ? OH. 1060 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:08,117 UH, 32-- 32 TO 64 ? 1061 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:11,153 42 TO 33 ? WATCH THE GAME. 1062 01:13:11,186 --> 01:13:14,089 WHAT ESCAPES ME IS WHY YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT. 1063 01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:18,460 WAS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR GREAT LOVE FOR JOHNNY ? LOVE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1064 01:13:18,494 --> 01:13:21,630 I HATE THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN, TRUST ME. 1065 01:13:21,663 --> 01:13:24,500 YOU REALLY EXPECT TRUST AT THIS POINT ? 1066 01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:28,137 HARRY. I TOLD YOU THAT JOHNNY SET UP THAT OLYMPIC SCAM. 1067 01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:32,574 BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT MY BROTHER IS IN JAIL FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS... 1068 01:13:32,608 --> 01:13:34,676 IF JOHNNY GIVES FALSE EVIDENCE. 1069 01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:38,147 [ Sighs ] WHICH HE'S PREPARED TO DO, OF COURSE, 1070 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:41,717 IF YOU DON'T GO ALONG WITH HIS VOLLEYBALL SCAM. THAT'S RIGHT. 1071 01:13:47,790 --> 01:13:50,959 ANOTHER 50K, MORON-SKI. 1072 01:13:50,993 --> 01:13:52,961 YOU GOT IT. 1073 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:57,599 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 1074 01:13:57,633 --> 01:14:00,803 SCORE. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT ! 1075 01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:05,274 WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO ROMANTICALLY ? DID YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM ? 1076 01:14:05,307 --> 01:14:07,910 WELL, IF YOU CAN CALL ONE DATE A RELATIONSHIP. 1077 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:10,979 ESPECIALLY ONE THAT ENDED WITH ME SWIMMING BACK HOME FROM THE YACHT. 1078 01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:16,118 NO, NO. OVER THE NET ! NOT UNDER THE NET. 1079 01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:20,055 OVER THE NET. NO, THEY'RE WONDERFUL. THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN. 1080 01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:43,612 [ Crowd Whoops ] 1081 01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:46,715 VERY NICE. NO ! NO, THAT WASN'T GOOD. 1082 01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:48,717 THAT WASN'T ON OUR SIDE, WAS IT ? NO. 1083 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:50,719 SORRY, WE WON'T TAKE THAT POINT. 1084 01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:58,827 ALL RIGHT. I CAN FEEL IT. WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BIG TURNAROUND NOW. 1085 01:14:58,861 --> 01:15:01,930 IT'S A BIG CHANCE. ALL WE NEED IS ONE FIELD GOAL, 1086 01:15:01,964 --> 01:15:03,932 AND WE'RE THERE, MAN ! 1087 01:15:03,966 --> 01:15:06,268 [ Whispers ] I KNEW THAT. 1088 01:15:06,301 --> 01:15:09,705 ALL WE NEED IS ONE, UM, THING OVER THE THING. 1089 01:15:09,738 --> 01:15:13,675 HARRY, SCREW THE PRESSURE. I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DOWN. 1090 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,315 OKAY. LET'S PLAY SOME BALL. 1091 01:15:27,890 --> 01:15:30,926 THAT'S IT, SOLITAIRE ! YES ! 1092 01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:33,028 OKAY. HERE WE GO, HARRY. 1093 01:15:36,098 --> 01:15:39,668 [ Crowd Cheering ] THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE ! COME ON ! 1094 01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:13,802 YOU GOTTA HELP EACH OTHER OUT ! COME ON ! 1095 01:16:27,716 --> 01:16:32,120 YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING GREAT, BUT YOU GOTTA GET IT TO DOM UP FRONT. SHE'S OUR POWER. 1096 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:42,764 HELP ! HELP ! 1097 01:16:42,798 --> 01:16:47,703 HARRY, THEY KIDNAPPED SHANNON ! WHAT ? 1098 01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:50,339 THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, WE REALLY GOT A SHOT. 1099 01:16:50,372 --> 01:16:53,241 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE THE COACH NOW. NO, NO, NO, NO. 1100 01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:56,178 THE COACH. WE'RE WAY AHEAD. JUST DON'T LET GENE DOWN ! 1101 01:16:56,211 --> 01:16:59,848 [ Together ] THE COACH ? AAAH ! 1102 01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:06,355 TAKE THE MIKE ! 1103 01:17:06,388 --> 01:17:08,357 WISH ME LUCK. I MEAN IT ! GOOD LUCK. 1104 01:17:08,390 --> 01:17:10,359 GOOD LUCK ! I NEED LUCK ! 1105 01:17:10,392 --> 01:17:13,395 YOU GOT IT ! YOU CAN DO THIS. I CAN BE A MAN. 1106 01:17:13,428 --> 01:17:16,264 GOOD LUCK, BILLY. ALL RIGHT, HARLEY. 1107 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:20,769 [ Chuckles ] OH, MY GOD. THE COACH. 1108 01:17:28,076 --> 01:17:31,947 ATTENTION, LADIES. THERE'S A NEW COACH IN TOWN, SO DON'T FRET. 1109 01:17:36,351 --> 01:17:38,487 HERE'S THE NEW PLAN. 1110 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:42,824 FROM NOW ON I WANT A LOT OF FIELD GOALS AND TOUCHDOWNS. 1111 01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:46,128 YOU'RE GONNA-- YOU'RE GONNA PUT HOLES IN ONE. [ Chuckles ] 1112 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,830 WHAT'S THAT THING WHEN YOU GO OVER THE NET ? SPIKE IT. 1113 01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:50,966 SLAM DUNK. SLAM DUNK. SLAM DUNK. 1114 01:17:50,999 --> 01:17:53,769 OH, YES. SLAM DUNK, SLAM DUNK. 1115 01:18:20,262 --> 01:18:22,798 ALL RIGHT, NOW, LISTEN. PAY ATTENTION ! 1116 01:18:22,831 --> 01:18:26,768 HEY ! IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO ME HERE ? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COACH ? 1117 01:18:26,802 --> 01:18:28,837 YOU GOTTA-- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BALL ! 1118 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:31,039 CATCH THE BALL WHEN IT COMES TO YOU. 1119 01:18:31,073 --> 01:18:33,008 DON'T RUN AWAY FROM IT. WHAT ARE YOU, GIRLS ? 1120 01:18:36,311 --> 01:18:38,747 [ Laughs ] 1121 01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:45,353 ALL RIGHT ! LOOK AT ME. NO ! DON'T LOOK AT ME ! 1122 01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:47,456 LOOK AT THE BALL. LOOK AT THE BALL. 1123 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:55,363 LISTEN. GET IN THERE. FEEL THE BALL. 1124 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:58,767 BECOME PART OF THE BALL. BE ALL OVER THE BALL. 1125 01:19:01,937 --> 01:19:04,172 JUST FOLLOW IT ALL THE WAY WITH YOUR EYES. 1126 01:19:11,012 --> 01:19:13,381 YOU CAN'T MISS IF YOU HAVE A BIG BAT IN YOUR HAND. 1127 01:19:16,852 --> 01:19:20,055 SHE LOVES ME. SHE LOVES ME NOT. 1128 01:19:20,088 --> 01:19:23,825 SO, YOU SEE, SHANNON IS PURE AS A LAMB. 1129 01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:26,294 YOU KNOW THAT OLYMPIC SCAM ? 1130 01:19:26,328 --> 01:19:28,897 WELL, I DONE IT AND BLAMED IT ON HER BROTHER. 1131 01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:31,166 THAT WAY, SHE-- 1132 01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:36,071 PRETTY LITTLE DAME-- WILL DO ANYTHING I TELL HER. 1133 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:39,841 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, AND I GET ALL OF THE BEACH ACADEMY... 1134 01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:41,843 AND A PIECE OF DESSERT. 1135 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:46,281 [ Grunts ] OH ! 1136 01:19:46,314 --> 01:19:49,217 THERE ! THAT WAY IT'S NOT IN YOUR WAY. 1137 01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:02,164 PRETEND THAT BALL WAS BOTHERING YOU. JUST GET IT OUT OF THE WAY. 1138 01:20:18,513 --> 01:20:22,284 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ! YOU GUYS SUCK ! YOU DON'T LISTEN ! 1139 01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:25,987 DON'T LISTEN ? OKAY ! I TOLD YOU TO MAKE A FIELD GOAL-- 1140 01:20:26,021 --> 01:20:28,590 [ All Arguing ] 1141 01:20:28,623 --> 01:20:30,659 [ Harry ] LOOK WHO'S BACK ! 1142 01:20:30,692 --> 01:20:32,894 [ All Cheering ] 1143 01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:38,233 [ Sighs, Laughs ] 1144 01:20:38,266 --> 01:20:41,503 [ Billy ] YOU GUYS, DON'T GIVE AWAY ANYTHING ! 1145 01:20:41,536 --> 01:20:43,471 [ Harry ] LET'S PLAY SOME VOLLEYBALL ! 1146 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,974 [ All Cheering ] 1147 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:53,481 TOUCHDOWN ! 1148 01:21:13,168 --> 01:21:15,904 THAT'S IT ! 1149 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:22,210 [ All Cheering ] 1150 01:21:44,299 --> 01:21:46,635 UNCLE GENE ! UNCLE GENE ! 1151 01:21:46,668 --> 01:21:48,737 WHAT HAPPENED ? WE WON ! 1152 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,039 WELL, GO AND COLLECT THE MONEY ! 1153 01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:58,380 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 1154 01:22:03,451 --> 01:22:06,221 UNCLE GENE, THERE'S ONE THING I DON'T SAY OFTEN ENOUGH. 1155 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:10,191 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GREAT. HARRY, THERE'S ONE THING I DON'T SAY OFTEN ENOUGH. 1156 01:22:10,225 --> 01:22:12,661 NO, GENE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU DON'T SAY OFTEN ENOUGH. [ Laughs ] 1157 01:22:29,711 --> 01:22:31,780 WE ALL LEARNED A LOT FROM THIS, HUH ? 1158 01:22:31,813 --> 01:22:36,151 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I LEARNED: ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING. 1159 01:22:36,184 --> 01:22:40,789 WELL, UNLESS YOUR CONSCIENCE TELLS YOU TO DO OTHERWISE. [ Laughs ] 1160 01:22:40,822 --> 01:22:43,224 I THINK THOSE ARE WORDS TO LIVE BY. 1161 01:22:43,258 --> 01:22:46,795 LISTEN. YOU KNOW THAT BOAT OF YOURS ? 1162 01:22:46,828 --> 01:22:51,066 IT'S ALL RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE A BACHELOR, BUT NOT IF YOU TWO KIDS, UH, YOU KNOW-- 1163 01:22:51,099 --> 01:22:53,068 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JOHNNY'S BOAT, HUH ? 1164 01:22:54,703 --> 01:22:57,072 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE UNCLE. 1165 01:22:57,105 --> 01:22:59,808 I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD DO FOR MY BROTHER. 1166 01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:02,177 OH, I THINK THERE IS. WHAT ? 1167 01:23:02,210 --> 01:23:06,614 BACK ON THE YACHT, I SECRETLY TAPED JOHNNY'S ADMISSION OF GUILT. 1168 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:10,418 THAT MEANS THAT JOHNNY IS NOT ONLY GOIN' TO THE POORHOUSE-- 1169 01:23:10,452 --> 01:23:12,587 HE'S GOIN' TO THE BIG HOUSE ! [ Laughs ] 1170 01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:15,323 WITHOUT A FRONT PORCH. [ Laughs ] 1171 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,763 UNCLE GENE, WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY ? YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 1172 01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:26,234 GOOD. GOOD. HAVE FUN, AND WATCH THE GRASS STAINS. [ Laughs ] 1173 01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:47,288 I BET ALL MY OWN MONEY. JOHNNY SAID WE COULDN'T LOSE. 1174 01:23:47,322 --> 01:23:49,724 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, PIGIRON. I'LL GET YOU A LITTLE JOB AT THE ACADEMY. 1175 01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:52,627 YOU CAN WASH MY BOAT. 1176 01:24:15,383 --> 01:24:17,185 [ Laughing ] 1177 01:24:20,622 --> 01:24:23,625 [ Exhales ] 1178 01:24:23,658 --> 01:24:26,594 ARE YOU BEING A BAD GIRL AGAIN ? MAYBE. 1179 01:24:28,530 --> 01:24:30,665 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS ? 1180 01:27:12,794 --> 01:27:16,497 [ Sighs ] BILLY. YEAH. 1181 01:27:16,531 --> 01:27:19,033 I THINK I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE. [ Chuckles ] 1182 01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:21,402 I THINK I ALREADY FELL. 1183 01:27:21,436 --> 01:27:23,705 COME ON. 1184 01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:28,343 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VICTORY. 1185 01:27:28,376 --> 01:27:31,312 NICE PARTY YOU'RE HAVING HERE. SHAME YOU GOTTA LEAVE EARLY. 1186 01:27:31,346 --> 01:27:33,348 YOU GOTTA WORK ! REMEMBER ? DANCING ? NO ! 1187 01:27:33,381 --> 01:27:37,051 CUSTOMERS ? AGH ! 1188 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:41,389 GET HIM ! OH, I JUST CLEANED THESE CLOTHES ! 1189 01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:45,660 HONEY ? THIS IS TO ONE GREAT VACATION. 1190 01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:49,364 I'M GLAD I CAME OUT HERE AND, OF COURSE, SAVED THE DAY... 1191 01:27:49,397 --> 01:27:52,333 AND HELPED BEACH ACADEMY REMAIN WHAT IT IS. 1192 01:27:52,367 --> 01:27:55,637 NOW A LITTLE TREAT FOR YOU AND ME. 1193 01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:58,439 [ Pop ] YES. 1194 01:28:08,483 --> 01:28:10,652 CHEERS. CHEERS. 1195 01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:27,468 CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY CAPTIONS, INC. LOS ANGELES 1196 01:28:34,676 --> 01:28:37,779 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 1197 01:28:37,812 --> 01:28:39,614 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 1198 01:28:41,783 --> 01:28:44,952 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 1199 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:47,488 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME 1200 01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:53,528 ♪ I'M ANOTHER NUMBER IN THE CROWD ♪ 1201 01:28:53,561 --> 01:28:56,898 ♪ ANOTHER FACE WITHOUT A NAME 1202 01:28:56,931 --> 01:28:59,600 ♪ BUT I'M GONNA GET TO YOU SOMEHOW ♪ 1203 01:28:59,634 --> 01:29:02,904 ♪ I CAN PLAY YOUR GAME YEAH ♪ 1204 01:29:04,105 --> 01:29:07,709 ♪ UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I GOT 1205 01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:10,445 ♪ YOU'RE ONLY WASTIN' TIME 1206 01:29:10,478 --> 01:29:12,447 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 1207 01:29:13,614 --> 01:29:15,416 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 1208 01:29:17,118 --> 01:29:20,855 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 1209 01:29:20,888 --> 01:29:22,990 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME 1210 01:29:25,493 --> 01:29:29,030 ♪ WELL, I KNOW YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE ♪ 1211 01:29:29,063 --> 01:29:33,000 ♪ I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MY KIND ♪ 1212 01:29:33,034 --> 01:29:35,636 ♪ I CAN GIVE YOU SO MUCH MORE 1213 01:29:35,670 --> 01:29:38,005 ♪ LET ME EASE YOUR MIND 1214 01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:40,141 ♪ YEAH 1215 01:29:40,174 --> 01:29:43,745 ♪ UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN WHAT I GOT ♪ 1216 01:29:43,778 --> 01:29:46,481 ♪ YOU'RE ONLY WASTIN' TIME 1217 01:29:46,514 --> 01:29:48,483 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 1218 01:29:49,684 --> 01:29:51,786 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 1219 01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:56,891 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 1220 01:29:56,924 --> 01:29:59,026 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME 1221 01:30:02,830 --> 01:30:08,069 ♪ TONIGHT I FEEL LIKE I COULD SHINE ♪ 1222 01:30:09,704 --> 01:30:13,141 ♪ JUST NEED THE CHANCE TO PROVE IT ♪ 1223 01:30:13,174 --> 01:30:15,543 ♪ I KNOW YOU'LL FIND 1224 01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:18,513 ♪ THAT I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 1225 01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:20,681 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED 1226 01:30:22,683 --> 01:30:25,920 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 1227 01:30:25,953 --> 01:30:27,955 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME 1228 01:30:29,190 --> 01:30:32,126 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 1229 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:37,031 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED YEAH ♪ 1230 01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:40,535 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 1231 01:30:40,568 --> 01:30:43,771 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME YEAH ♪ 1232 01:30:43,805 --> 01:30:46,941 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 1233 01:30:46,974 --> 01:30:51,279 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU NEED YEAH ♪ 1234 01:30:51,312 --> 01:30:54,682 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 1235 01:30:54,715 --> 01:30:58,186 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME YEAH ♪ 1236 01:30:58,219 --> 01:31:00,922 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT 1237 01:31:00,955 --> 01:31:05,827 ♪ BABY, I'M THE ONE YOU NEED YEAH ♪ 1238 01:31:05,860 --> 01:31:09,197 ♪ SO YOU CAN STOP YOUR LOOKIN' AROUND ♪ 1239 01:31:09,230 --> 01:31:12,300 ♪ NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME YEAH ♪ 1240 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:15,069 ♪ I'M THE ONE YOU WANT ♪ 101527

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