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Is this also a part of fencing etiquette?

Xia Lin and I

are already engaged.

-Right? -What a match.

-Quickly. -Take photos.

Okay.

What's done is done.

Mumu has been my fiancée for some time now.

"What's done is done"?

"Already engaged"?

Mr. Ling, where did you get this idea?

Is that a compliment?

Weren't we supposed to clarify the rumors?

Didn't I do just that?

Didn't you see how well-received that was?

Didn't you want to clarify that we're not in a relationship?

Ms. Xia, when did I agree to say that we're not in a relationship?

I only agreed to help you.

And my PR team will work out the best solution. That's all.

-But-- -But?

You didn't make any denials in front of the press either.

Well...

That's because I--

Because you followed me to the restroom?

Mr. Ling.

Do you know the impact

an engagement will have on a budding actress?

Ms. Jiang,

here's a question for you.

As Ms. Xia's manager,

you allowed your artist to be caught in such a situation.

You couldn't control the public backlash and relied on us to clean up the mess.

So what have you done?

You failed to act when the scandal first broke.

At this point, how can you stop the negative news?

Ms. Xia, the PR team came up with the best solution

that minimizes damage to our reputations.

If you and Mr. Ling are a couple,

the leaked video will merely show two lovers flirting.

If you two are simply dating,

others would claim it as just a part of the PR tactic.

But if the two of you are engaged,

it would be a completely different story.

Fine.

I can see your point.

But we can't announce our breakup right after we revealed we're engaged.

Who says we're breaking up?

What do you mean?

Don't get the wrong idea.

I mean to say that

we can sign an engagement agreement under mutually beneficial conditions.

We'll act as lovers during the agreed period

and we'll regain our freedom once the contract expires.

Are you talking about a contract engagement?

You can take it that way.

Ms. Xia, you have time to think about it.

If it's unacceptable to you, we can announce our break up tomorrow.

Well...

Let me think about it.

You have five minutes.

Ms. Xia, the press hasn't left yet.

You still have the option to back out.

I need to use the restroom.

This plan isn't half bad.

It dispels all negative rumors at once.

There are so many reporters outside.

If they discover the truth, your acting career won't have a future.

It's no big deal though.

You'll just go back to being an unrecognized actress.

That's not what I'm worried about.

I don't want to lie to my fans or the public.

It doesn't seem right. It'll eat at my conscience.

I just want to be true to myself.

I don't see the problem.

Don't you have suspicions that he is that man?

Even if you don't do it for your own career,

you should take your feelings into consideration.

Besides, what if he is the one for you?

LINGSHI GROUP

-Wen Li, prepare another press conference. -Yes, Boss.

Wait.

I want to speak with Mr. Ling in private.

This way, Ms. Jiang.

Have you made your decision?

I agree with your proposal.

Here's to working together.

It may be a contract engagement, but it will still be legally binding.

As a businessman, I value trust

and also benefits.

I hope you will strictly adhere to the terms of the contract.

PARTY A: LING YIZHOU, PARTY B: XIA LIN

The first parts are fine.

"Maintain communication on WeChat and exchange greetings morning and night."

That's fine.

But is it necessary?

This is to make us seem more like a real couple.

LING

Don't you need to get into character?

I'm surprised.

You know quite a lot about acting.

"Xia's Baby Zhou"?

Interesting name.

What's the name you entered for me?

Ling's Mumu.

This will help you get into character.

How thoughtful of you.

Since I'm the other party in this agreement,

do I also have the right to add stipulations?

Of course.

I only have one condition.

Do not interfere with my work.

Not a problem.

PARTY A'S SIGNATURE: LING YIZHOU, PARTY B'S SIGNATURE: XIA LIN

Good morning.

Good morning.

I guess he is an all-or-nothing kind of guy.

Send me some cute memes and emoticons.

BUT I'M SO CUTE. CAN'T YOU BE NICER TO ME?

CUTE

Ling Yizhou sure has a lot of free time.

I'll pick you up at 5 p.m.

Today is the first day

you will fulfill your obligations as Mrs. Ling.

Everyone, please share your emoticons. The more the better.

-What's going on? -The boss is in such a good mood today.

Does anyone know why?

Does this mean we don't need to work overtime?

It's a beautiful day to go out.

Have a seat.

Not here.

Here.

Is it all right for me to sit here?

You're in Mrs. Ling's seat.

There's nothing wrong with that.

This restaurant business seems slow.

Why aren't there any other customers?

It seems like a poor choice.

You didn't want to be photographed, right?

Did you...

Did you reserve the entire restaurant?

Do you want to be photographed?

Don't we want to be seen as a couple?

Okay, we'll go somewhere crowded for our next date.

How about a street food stall?

Are you hungry?

Try it and see if you like it.

It's not bad.

The best is yet to come. The main course will be out soon.

I'm full.

You ate so little.

I'm in showbiz. I am an actress.

I am a beautiful actress.

Don't you know that actresses need to diet to stay in shape?

No idea.

I wouldn't mind if you were fat.

Fat actresses don't get any roles, Mr. Ling.

That's not a big deal.

I can support you, Mrs. Ling.

Why are we watching a movie?

Don't you like crowded places?

Besides, we haven't completed our mission of being photographed yet.

Men who drive fast are so hot.

-Boss. -Wen Li, you don't need to drive today.

Linlin, can you come to the office?

Mumu, get in.

I need to go to the office.

I can drive you.

-Get in. -Okay.

Ling Yizhou?

Can we go a little faster?

Driving slowly is safe.

Isn't this excessively safe?

Are you a backseat driver?

Even runners are faster than us.

The cars behind us keep flashing their headlights.

Can't you speed up a little?

Who cares about them?

Pull over up ahead.

I'll take a taxi.

No, I'll drive you.

Then I probably won't arrive at the office until tomorrow morning.

Mumu, do you like men who drive fast?

Hold tight.

Is this better?

Do you have to go so fast?

No talking. I need to focus.

When will you be done? I'll pick you up.

No, thank you.

I don't know when I'll be done here.

You see?

Driving fast is dangerous.

Right, thank you.

My purse!

Ms. Jiang, I'm here!

That was fast.

I thought it would take you a while.

What did you need to see me for?

Did I get a new job?

Your engagement with Ling Yizhou improved your public reputation.

Netizens are being very supportive.

Even Kindred Spirits has seen a boost in ratings.

That's incredible.

I chose a few media outlets and filtered their interview questions.

Take a look through them today.

The live broadcast will be done here tomorrow.

Hey.

Hey!

Did you go on a date with Ling Yizhou?

Is it that obvious?

Take a look in the mirror, will you?

Don't tell me that something is going on.

It's not just something. It's everything!

Enough joking.

By the way, your medical report is back.

There's nothing serious. You're just a little anemic.

Just take note of that.

Thank goodness.

My nightmare didn't come true.

Everything is looking up!

Looking up!

-Don't lose the Internet connection. -Okay.

Linlin, let me introduce you.

This is today's host, Luo.

Luo, we're in your hands today.

Of course.

I really like Ms. Xia's new drama.

I look forward to working with you.

Okay. Now that you two have met, take your seats.

All right, let's get ready.

Linlin, remember to smile.

We can begin now.

Hello, my dears. Have you missed me?

We are live on The Amazing Idol.

It's currently 4:28 p.m.

Our guest today is sitting right next to me.

I can't hear your cheers,

but I like to imagine that you're all clapping to welcome her.

Let's all welcome our guest, Xia Lin!

Hello, everyone.

Hello, Luo. I am Xia Lin.

I play Xia Shanshan in Kindred Spirits.

Thank you for all your support and attention lately.

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WATCH THIS ULTIMATE SHAM

Keep going.

We can see that our fans are very excited.

We already have over one million viewers.

Ms. Xia, did you ever imagine that this drama would become so popular?

I never expected that

my role as Xia Shanshan would receive so many hateful comments.

But this also shows that everyone likes my performance.

I also find it amusing

when people online are warning off Xia Shanshan.

You're all so cute.

That's right.

Our viewers are also very enthusiastic.

We also have to congratulate you on your engagement.

Congratulations!

Thank you.

Seeing your glowing smile,

I would like to ask what kind of person your other half is like.

He's very caring and considerate.

We have very busy schedules,

but we do our best to make time for each other.

Have you thought about clearing out some time

to plan your wedding

or prepare for a honeymoon?

At present, I'm focusing on my career.

I haven't thought about the wedding yet.

You're in your prime right now.

Do you have any other plans?

I will work hard to show you more of my acting talents.

I hope all of you will continue to support me.

That's all for today's program.

Until next week!

See you next time!

That was a success. Thank you, Luo.

Not at all. It was my pleasure.

We'll be leaving now.

Let's go.

That was great.

Did you pay people to write supportive comments?

As if I would pay such dumb supporters.

Do you think your rival did it?

What kind of rival would spend a hundred thousand on gifts

just to prank me?

That's foolish.

Your popularity has soared because of your engagement.

I was contacted by a variety show, Romantic Departure, a few days ago.

They invite you and Ling Yizhou to join the show

to film your daily life as a couple.

I did some searching online. The show is quite popular.

Going on the show will help your reputation and image.

Ms. Jiang, you know Ling Yizhou and I...

aren't a real-life couple.

We don't get along.

We'll be exposed if we go to the show.

Besides, I don't want to mix my personal life and work.

When did Ling Yizhou become a part of your life?

You don't have any acting jobs.

You desperately need the exposure.

This variety show is an excellent opportunity.

Even if I agree to it, Ling Yizhou wouldn't.

Not necessarily.

It was his idea to get engaged.

So many people are saying it's just an act.

If such opinions continue to brew,

it would be detrimental for him and Lingshi Group.

Look at me.

Besides, I already accepted the offer.

We'll have to pay a hefty sum if we break the contract.

I...

I can't afford it.

What?

Chu Yan, let's get going.

The director is getting impatient.

Right. Is your phone getting a signal?

No.

Just bear with it for another two days.

We'll be heading back then.

-All right. -Let's go.

-This way, please. -Okay.

LINGSHI GROUP

Mr. Ling is in a meeting. He will be here shortly.

Okay, we'll wait here.

How about some coffee?

-Yes, thank you. -Thank you.

This is my first time in a chairman's office.

It's not that impressive.

The ones in my scripts are more luxurious.

What do you know?

He likes to maintain a low profile.

Besides, there aren't that many tycoons.

Mrs. Ling, you adjusted to your role quite quickly.

You're hitting me while I'm down, aren't you?

Sorry, I was held up.

-Thank you for waiting. -It's okay.

This is my friend, Jia Fei.

Hello, Ms. Jia.

Be careful.

Ms. Jia?

Linlin,

I suddenly remembered I haven't finished my work yet.

I need to go.

Take your time talking. Bye.

Wen Li can drive you if you're in a hurry.

No, thank you.

She's probably busy writing for a new drama.

Wen Li, give her a ride.

-Sit, Mumu. -Okay.

Ms. Jia, I'll see you down.

No, thank you.

Was it you at the fencing club?

It wasn't me!

Was it you at the bar?

Like I said, it wasn't me!

It wasn't?

That can't be.

The ring!

My manager accepted a variety show for me.

I didn't want to bother you.

But due to the unusual circumstances,

I hope you'll take part in the show with me.

ROMANTIC DEPARTURE PROPOSAL

There's a reason you need to participate,

but I don't, right?

Everybody knows we're engaged now.

But because it happened so suddenly, there are a lot of doubts.

It's also stated in our contract.

"We need to increase our exposure

to prove the authenticity of our relationship."

This is the best way to do so.

One more thing.

I had a live interview recently

and there were a bunch of paid supporters

who submitted idiotic and fake comments.

That has led to even more people having suspicions about our relationship.

So we desperately need this show to deceive...

I mean, to suppress such suspicions.

I'll do it.

Hello, Wen Li?

Contact Cheng Li.

Push my meeting with him next week.

Yes.

Also, please tell him I've reviewed his proposal and I like it.

Okay. That's all.

I'm sorry.

I won't trouble you with this sort of thing again.

It won't happen again.

Why are you sorry?

I would never accept an unprofitable deal.

True to your businessman nature.

So what conditions do you have?

If I'm going to be on the show,

we can't make any mistakes in front of the film crew.

I want to rehearse beforehand.

You're quite dedicated to the act.

Starting tomorrow, come to my house for rehearsals.

What's this?

I had Wen Li write up the story of how we met.

We need to get our stories straight in case anyone asks.

Mr. Wen sure is skilled at everything.

"The event was about to start

and Xia Lin was rushing to the venue.

Since then, the two have been inseparable."

This is so corny!

How is it compared to the real story?

At least the actual experience didn't defy any laws of physics.

We embraced and spun in circles.

Were we waltzing?

If we were kissing like that, we would have chipped our front teeth.

How should we have kissed?

At least like...

Why are we discussing this?

I just mean that the more we reveal, the more likely we'll slip up.

We're better off saying we met at an event.

You were mesmerized by my beauty,

fell hopelessly in love with me at first sight

and wouldn't take no for an answer.

I had no choice but to accept you.

-Sure, let's go with that. -It's just nonsense.

No, I think it's great.

Hungry?

Are you going to cook?

Don't you want to try my cooking?

I don't want to trouble you.

All right. I'll explore your place.

Romantic Departure announced their guest lineups today.

Who's included?

Niko, Wang Peng, Xia Lin, and Ling Yizhou.

Which Xia Lin?

The one you know.

Xia Lin got onto a reality show?

A reality dating show?

Yes. They are engaged, right?

They will be showing off how sweet they are.

Engaged?

They announced it a few days ago.

You were away filming at the time.

How can they be engaged?

It must be fake.

It can't be true.

Hello, Chu Yan.

Did you wrap up filming?

What did Ling Yizhou do to you?

Are you and Ling Yizhou engaged?

You just found out?

I thought you already saw the news.

Well, I'm sorry.

I must be the last person on Earth to find out.

What's going on between you and Ling Yizhou?

You didn't know him at the charity gala.

I knew him.

I was just messing with you.

Really? Then why didn't you tell me about him?

We agreed to keep it a secret.

Not even my manager knew about it.

Didn't you say you wanted to focus on your career?

Why the sudden change of heart?

That's how life is.

It's full of surprises.

Mumu, come give me a hand.

Okay, I'm coming.

Are you with Ling Yizhou?

I'm at his house.

Who's on the phone?

Chu Yan.

Put him on the phone.

He wants to talk to you.

Hello?

Childish.

Did he hang up?

What did Chu Yan say?

He told me

your cooking is delicious.

He's lying.

I don't think I'll be very helpful in the kitchen.

-I should get out-- -You can help.

Can you wash these for me?

Okay.

He's still acting like a three-year-old child.

How long have you known each other?

Unfortunately, since we were three years old.

Ling Yizhou.

Have you ever watched the film Zorro?

Why?

Did you attend a masquerade two years ago?

Did you wear a gold and silver mask

with a lipstick print on its right side?

Do you wish that I was there?

Just tell me yes or no.

I usually don't go to such events.

By the way, I have to remind you.

Even though we are only in a contract relationship,

I would like for us to be faithful to each other

during the contract period, my dear wife.

I can do it myself.

I can do it.

All done.

Is there anything else you need help with?

Wash the vegetables.

That's right. Wash them.

You cut your finger! You're bleeding!

Open your mouth! Right now!

Suck on it to disinfect it.

Wait here. I'll go get a bandage.

Goodness.

One, two, and three.

It's terrifying how many cameras there are.

There's even one here. Is getting a drink worth filming?

It's necessary for capturing the desired footage for the show.

Following the rules for the film crew,

we'll hold on to your luggage for the time being.

We'll be providing you with daily essentials later.

Don't worry. We will cooperate with you.

Are we receiving a mission or something?

Isn't that how these shows usually go?

-A dog? -A dog?

It's so cute!

What a cutie. What's your name?

This dog will be in your care during the three days that you're here.

Really?

That's awesome. Ling Yizhou, let's give it a name.

Take it away.

Go away.

And delete this footage.

I heard you love small animals.

If you had a chance to get a pet, would Mr. Ling agree to it?

I believe he'll be okay with it.

Can you keep it leashed up?

Hold on to its leash.

What if it runs over here?

Look at how cute it is.

Have some love, will you?

What do you mean? I just...

Isn't there anything you're afraid of?

Lower your voice. You'll scare it.

You can keep it,

but you have to set clear boundaries for it.

It's not allowed to step foot into our living areas.

Hey.

I'm talking to you. What are you looking at?

"Dear Mom and Dad, please give me a bath."

-What did you say? -A bath.

Is he fighting with a dog over the bathroom?

Ignore him. We'll take a bath in a bit.

Hello, Mr. Ling.

Thank you so much for coming to our show.

You are extremely successful in business.

But according to rumors,

you rarely accept interviews

much less take part in variety shows.

Can I ask why you chose to take part in our show?

To earn money to support Mumu.

Mr. Ling Yizhou is suffering from traveler's diarrhea.

Let's give him some time.

Mr. Ling Yizhou is suffering from traveler's diarrhea.

Let's give him some time.

Mr. Ling Yizhou is suffering from traveler's diarrhea.

Let's give him some time.

Traveler's diarrhea?

Mumu.

-What? -There's no more shampoo.

It's on the bottom half of the shelf.

I can't find it. Can you get it?

Fine, I'll get it for you.

A towel?

-It's mine. -Whose?

-Mine. -So you're...

Naked.

Subtitle translation by Renee Luk