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(beeping)
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♪ Three Valkyrie maids ♪
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♪ See how they spar ♪
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♪ Breaketh it downward ♪
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(Wolverine) Hey, Goldilocks,
Keep it down.
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(grunting)
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Yah.
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I'll never get
the peace and quiet you need
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for a fight around here.
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(grunts)
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(yells)
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(Thor)
Golly, that hurts!
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(growls)
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Wolverine, I am having much difficulty
wearing these suspenders.
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Maybe it's because
that takes pants.
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Pants. That is it.
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(panting)
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I feel them working already!
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(growls)
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Whoa!
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(laughs)
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(electric door opens)
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(laughing)
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(Wolverine grunts)
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Ha ha! Gotcha.
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(growls)
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(gasps)
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(growls)
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Lo siento, Wolverine.
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I meant that prank for Falcon,
not you! I swear!
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Listen, kid,
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I'm going to go work
on my bike now,
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and if it's not too much to ask for,
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can I just get some
blasted time alone?
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(growls)
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Man, he's in a bad mood today.
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Really?
How can you tell?
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(panting)
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Ah, finally.
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(Hulk)
Hulk love pet!
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Hulk name pet...
Uh... uh...
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plant!
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Good, 'cause that's what it is.
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Now, to care for it,
first you have to give
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your plant plenty of sun.
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Mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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(grunts)
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Now plant get plenty of sun!
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Okay, so much for green thumbs.
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Here, your plant will also need water.
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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(Wolverine growling)
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That... is... it!
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(echoing)
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(rumbles)
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I've had it
with this whole stinking squad.
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None of you jokers
take anything seriously!
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Well, I'm done with you misfits.
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Find yourself another
pretty pair of claws.
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I quit!
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Don't be scared, Plant.
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Scary claw have issues.
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(Doctor Doom)
With that Infinity Sword,
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I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies,time to hero up.
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♪ When the bad guys are out ♪
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♪ All you have to dois shout now ♪
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♪ Who's going to Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get alongBut they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's going to Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
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♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulkare fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends upin tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Manjoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts infrom the sky ♪
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♪ Silver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammerhas thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
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♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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I hate those Squaddies.
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(Wolverine) Appreciate
the reassignment, Cap.
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Oh, think nothing of it,
Wolverine.
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You're doing me a favor.
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There's been an international incident,
and my team could use you.
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Really? Who we bringing the hurt to?
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The South American rain forests.
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Uh, but don't they usually need saving?
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Usually, but these trees attack
everything in their path.
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I'm assembling
the All-Captains Squad
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to get to the "roots"
of the problem.
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-(chuckles)
-Uh, hate to tell you, Captain,
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but I ain't no Captain.
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Well, you are now.
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Welcome to the squad,
Captain Canada.
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Here's your new uniform.
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Suit up. We'll talk at HQ.
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(laughs)
Uh, not going to happen, bub.
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Righteo. I'll get you back
to that Helicarrier ASAP.
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Uh, no, no, no.
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Wait. That's fine.
(growls)
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(growling)
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(grunting)
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Blasted flag pajamas ride up.
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-Hey, I'm Wolverine.
-(gasping)
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(grunting)
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So you don't like
the new guy, huh?
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Stand down, Captains.
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Wolverine's our new Captain Canada.
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Ach! But he didn't perform
the All Captains Salute
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within 2.7 seconds.
Ach!
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(Captain America)
He's not up to speed yet.
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The squad has a few rules and regulations
you'll need to learn.
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But don't worry.
There's a manual.
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-(grunts)
-Careful.
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Tell me when you need volume 2.
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Brilliant to have you aboard,
Captain Canada.
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-I am Captain Britain.
-(grunts)
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-This is Captain Australia.
-G'day, Wolf guy.
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-Captain Brazil.
-So good to meet you!
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(kisses)
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(Captain Britain)
And Captain Liechtenstein.
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Tiny, but economically prosperous!
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Wow. Bet that scares
the bad guys.
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You already know Captain America.
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Take a seat, won't you?
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Ah.
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(chuckles)
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Ach. Destruction of S.H.I.E.L.D. property!
That is against regulation BH-330.
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It is italicized!
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(chuckles) You're forgetting
rule number 1, bub.
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I don't care.
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Right, then, cough up a buck, mate.
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(growls)
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Don't be upset, Captain Canada.
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It's the "No Arguing
Between Captains" Jar.
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Every time someone fights,
they pay a dollar.
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(sighs) Something tells me
I'd better put in a 20.
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All-Captains Squad,
let's move out.
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-Hup, hup, hup, hup.
-Hey, watch it.
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It's the All-Captains Squad
exit procedure.
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Alphabetical by name.
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Great. At least
I'm working with the pros.
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(Captain Liechtenstein) Ach!
(blows raspberries)
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(Iron Man) Hmm, I've analyzed
possible replacements
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for Wolverine's animal factor.
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My data shows that the most
likely candidate is... Reptil.
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Congratulations.
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You mean it? Me?
An official member of the squad?
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Yes!
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Whoa! All right!
(laughs)
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On a trial basis, of course,
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and only if Wolverine doesn't return.
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You won't be disappointed,
Iron Man.
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So what you got for me?
A secret mission?
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An assignment
behind enemy lines?
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(Iron Man) Grocery shopping.
We're out of cereal.
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But that's 'cause Hulk keeps
ripping apart the boxes
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to find the stupid toys inside!
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Huh, you want
to explain that to him?
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(chomping)
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Paper or plastic?
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Neither. Bring your own
cloth bag.
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It's more environmental.
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Quit hogging that com link!
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Well, you quit linking
the com hog!
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That doesn't
even make sense.
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Look, if you're going to argue,
at least try to...
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(Doctor Doom)
MODOK! Abomination!
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Listen well.
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A new villain
has made himself known to Doom.
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It is vital that he is
cooperative to our plans.
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He may be a powerful ally.
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Yeah, like the one
we're standing in.
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(MODOK)
That's an alley, idiot.
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Alley! Who is this villain,
Your Brilliance?
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The Ringmaster.
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You are to give him
this com link as a welcome.
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He can be found
at the Sinister Circus.
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(MODOK laughs)
Sinister Circus.
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What's so sinister
about a circus?
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(Doctor Doom)
I heard that!
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Oh, truly, there is no greater glory
than two-for-one coupon day.
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Thor, mira... I mean, look!
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But it's kind of our duty
to follow those guys, right?
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Yea, though the prospect
of storewide savings
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weighs heavily on my soul,
methinks yon breakfast can wait.
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Nothing's amiss from above.
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Are you certain the village
was at these coordinates?
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I'm certain. I found these discs,
but the outpost camera's been destroyed.
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(growls)
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Plantman. The original
mean and green.
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Problem is you can never tell
if you're dealing with him
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or one of his veggie copies.
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Only those veggies aren't good...
for your health.
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(trees growling)
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(villagers screaming)
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So let's go do some gardening.
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Nein! We don't fight
until the debriefing is over.
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Regulation KC-1217.
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(growls)
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(Captain Britain) The copies
of Plantman make it hard
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to identify the real bad seed.
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Fortunately, Captain Australia
has prepared a report
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of all possible
battle scenarios.
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(grunts)
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Do you guys plan everything?
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Oh, yes.
Regulation number SBD-86.
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So what do you do when you get attacked
by a hundred-foot plant monster?
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Oh, wait a tick,
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I don't recall anything about a...
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(roaring)
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(grunting)
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(plant monster growling)
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(grunting)
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(grunts)
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(grunting)
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-(thud)
-(grunts)
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Chopped salad anyone?
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-(grunts)
-(growls)
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You're welcome.
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(grunts)
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-(grunts)
-(roars)
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You're wasting your time, Canada!
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That one calls for
a down-under flying ski roll.
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Eins, zwei.
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Drei.
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(grunting)
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And that is how
we do it in Vaduz!
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Represent!
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Trust me, bub,
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that one's going
to give you a stomach ache!
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Let go, Canada!
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(yells)
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Sonic Samba!
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(humming to Latin beat)
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(sighs)
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(grunts)
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7Rrrah!
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Wow. Almost makes me want
to take dance lessons.
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(plant monster growls)
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Captain America!
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(grunting)
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Cannoli Conundrum,
just like in '42!
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Fall back to checkpoint 2!
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Wait. You can't run away!
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That thing's got Cap!
(grunting)
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Fall back, Captain Canada.
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That is an order.
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(growling) Say what you want
about my old team,
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but we never left a man behind.
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That's weird.
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00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,500
Why would MODOK and Abomination
go in there?
262
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:50,375
Mayhap 'tis free popcorn day.
263
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,208
What, do you have a guess?
264
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:57,000
Huh, what's so evil
about a circus?
265
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,417
You know, that's exactly what I said.
266
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,834
(both growl)
267
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:05,667
Then we found this.
(laughs)
268
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,291
Stegosaurus plates!
269
00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:10,834
(both grunt)
270
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,709
Whoa, hey.
271
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,917
-(growls)
-(both gasp)
272
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,792
Methinks 'tis time
to smack down yon clowns!
273
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,959
(whimpering)
274
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,291
Methinks I need
a bigger trikey!
275
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:28,917
(yells)
276
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,917
This isn't right!
No!
277
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,458
(laughs)
278
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,959
I so won a jumbo stuffed animal
for that!
279
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,500
(MODOK screams)
280
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,250
Now, big-top brigands,
281
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,667
we would have answers
to our queries!
282
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,834
Yeah, like what are you two
doing snooping around a circus?
283
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,750
They're here for
the same reason you are.
284
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:55,333
To see me.
285
00:13:55,417 --> 00:14:00,208
Now, look closer.
286
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:03,583
(laughs maniacally)
287
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:06,625
You are completely
288
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:10,458
in my power.
289
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,166
(together) We are completely
in your power.
290
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,250
(laughs)
291
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:22,250
Now sleep!
292
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,375
Okay.
293
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,583
(both snoring)
294
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:28,667
Welcome to the circus.
295
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,959
Too bad you can't stay.
296
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,709
(bird squawking)
297
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,667
What kind of outfit are you
running here, Britain?
298
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,333
Cap would have fought
for every one of us bums,
299
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,667
and all of you
turned tail and ran.
300
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:53,000
You know, being a hero
isn't about following regulations.
301
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,375
It's about being there
for your team,
302
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,000
so I'm going to go find Cap,
303
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,458
and I don't care who's with me.
304
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,208
-(Captain Britain) We're all with you.
-You're...
305
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,583
Ja. Didn't you hear Captain America
call the Cannoli Conundrum?
306
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,375
-(growls)
-That's why you read the manual, mate.
307
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,542
A secret maneuver
that Cap perfected in 1942.
308
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:13,792
We've all heard the story...
a lot.
309
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:17,000
Captain America let the monster take him
behind enemy lines
310
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,083
so he can pinpoint Plantman's base.
311
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,208
Now we'll know where to attack.
312
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,709
But to do that, you'd have to...
313
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,959
Track him.
We're all bugged, Canada.
314
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,917
-It's in the uniform.
-Huh.
315
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,792
I knew I didn't like this thing.
316
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,166
From the strength
of his attack,
317
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,959
we suspect that Plantman
has an Infinity Fractal.
318
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,417
He's controlling the jungle
through its root system.
319
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,458
Soon he'll have power over
all the plants in the world.
320
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:42,083
-A grass roots campaign of evil.
-(tracker beeps)
321
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,834
We've got a lock.
It's a greenhouse!
322
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,792
(Captain Liechtenstein)
Plant villain. It figures.
323
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,417
Then we are ready to strike.
324
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,542
About time. Hero Up!
325
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,667
Hero Up?
What's that supposed to mean?
326
00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:00,250
It's, you know, a battle cry thing.
327
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,166
(growls)
328
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,709
(snoring)
329
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,667
(gasps, yawns)
330
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:13,083
Wait. What fiends seek
to cage mighty Thor?
331
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,083
(grunting)
332
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,792
Are we in jail?
333
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,250
I don't remember anything.
334
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,667
(lions growl)
335
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,583
(gasps)
Cats. I'm allergic!
336
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,792
Brachiosaurus body!
337
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,208
(growling)
338
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:35,625
-(booming crash)
-(cans rattle)
339
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,917
Hey, a little help, Thor?
340
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,834
Mjolnir, to me.
341
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:44,041
-(grunts)
-(lightning crackles)
342
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,291
'Tis true.
I was never a cat person.
343
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,834
-(whip cracks)
-(Ringmaster) So Doctor Doom was correct!
344
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:54,583
You are excellent entertainment.
345
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,291
Look into my eye.
346
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:04,083
Who do you see?
347
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,792
(Silver Surfer) Someone who's about
to feel mondo pain.
348
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,333
(gasps)
349
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:11,250
(laughs)
Look into my...
350
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,250
(snarling)
351
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,291
Nice kitty...
(laughs nervously)
352
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,959
Kitties!
353
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,041
(meow)
354
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,458
(laughing)
355
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,750
Ooh. Here, kitty kitty.
356
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:31,250
(growling)
357
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,417
Hulk like kitties.
358
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,583
(yelps)
359
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,500
(whimpering)
360
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,542
Nice kitties.
361
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,458
An infrared optic burst
will counteract that ray.
362
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,375
-Gad!
-Thanks, Iron Man,
363
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,208
but how did you know
we needed help?
364
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,583
Huh? Oh, no, Hulk got tired
of waiting for his cereal.
365
00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:19,458
(Captain Britain) It is impossible to tell
which one is the real Plantman
366
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:21,041
this far away.
367
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,250
Then we do it up close and personal.
368
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,083
For once, I'm way ahead of you.
369
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,917
Hold it, twinkle toes.
This is no time for dancing!
370
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,291
Hey, when are you going to learn to trust
the way we do things, mate?
371
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,917
(Captain Liechtenstein)
Aaah!
372
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,542
(sniffing)
373
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:01,000
None of these overgrown weeds
is Plantman!
374
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,667
We're wasting our time.
375
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,333
I smell him inside,
376
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,792
and I'm not talking in some Captain code
mumbo jumbo, either.
377
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,375
I mean the boss squash
is really in there!
378
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,834
For Cap!
379
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,208
(straining)
380
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,542
(glass shattering)
381
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,208
My children told me
you were coming.
382
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,125
It's nice, really.
383
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:27,041
We don't get many visitors
this deep in the rain forest.
384
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,875
My babies do get hungry.
385
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,667
(growls)
386
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,875
(shrieks)
387
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,500
Attack!
388
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,542
It's true.
389
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,750
The grass is meaner
on the other side.
390
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,083
(grunts)
391
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,917
(yells)
392
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,417
(growls)
393
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,250
(gasps, coughing)
394
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,875
Wretched poison.
395
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,250
(roars)
396
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,041
(panting)
397
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,125
There's got to be a better way
to whack these weeds!
398
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:20,208
They're not getting
enough sun.
399
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,709
(rumbling)
400
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,917
Oh, my babies,
my babies.
401
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,750
What is wrong?
What's wrong?
402
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,500
Can't you hear me?
403
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:00,625
(Captain Liechtenstein)
Aaah!
404
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,625
(Captain America)
Good job, team.
405
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,166
The Cannoli Conundrum,
just like in '42.
406
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,583
Did I ever tell you that story?
407
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,500
There I was,
the Red Skull had hijacked
408
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,000
an arms shipment
to the Pasha of Grandistan...
409
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,500
-(snoring)
-Go fish.
410
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,417
Excellent work, Captain Canada.
411
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,500
You'll be a valuable asset
to the All-Captains Squad.
412
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,750
Uh, yeah, about that.
413
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:33,667
Good as your team is, they're still
a little by the book for my taste.
414
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,375
My old squad drove me nuts,
415
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,875
but at least their shorts
weren't twisted so tight.
416
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,208
No offense.
I'm going back where I belong.
417
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,125
-Fantastic!
-No, I really think
418
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,500
it's for the... Huh?
419
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:47,417
Oh, I knew the Super Hero Squad
was a better fit for you all along.
420
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,792
Hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup.
421
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,917
You couldn't have just told me?
422
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,375
(Squaddies)
Good to see you.
423
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,542
(Iron Man) Good to have you back,
Wolverine.
424
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:59,250
I'm so glad you decided to remain
with the squad, Wolverine.
425
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,625
Now your mentoring will help me become
an asset to the team.
426
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:02,959
No sweat, kid.
427
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:05,208
I look forward to being
your mentor again.
428
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:09,083
Hulk give Claw present
from South America.
429
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,417
Yeah, it was a little too much
for him to take care of.
430
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,041
Hulk doesn't do
responsibility well.
431
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:16,542
Oh, gee, thanks. A plant.
432
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,750
What the...
433
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:22,917
(grunting)
434
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,291
-(whimpers)
-Whoa! Whoa!
435
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:29,125
(Squaddies grunting,
objects crashing, shattering)
436
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:37,041
(theme music playing)
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