Original subtitles

(theme music playing)

M.O.D.O.K., Abomination,

which one of you Doom toadies has the fractal?

-Not me. -Not me.

Abomination's got nowhere to hide it.

That leaves Big Head.

Big Head with a force field, Wolverine!

When I squeeze Falcon,

I make the birdies sing. Ha ha ha ha!

(grunting)

I've heard some lame bird puns before, but...

Aah!

Aah!

Uh-oh.

(chuckles)

Iron Man! The fractal!

Thanks, Wolvie!

I found it fair and square!

Yeah, under a retirement home, which you destroyed.

I hate applesauce.

No!

(grunts) Get off me!

Ha!

Big deal. I fall all the time.

I like owies. Going to mess you up, though.

Whoa!

With that Infinity Sword, I will rule the universe.

All right, squaddies, time to Hero Up.

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along, but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky ♪

♪ Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

I hate those squaddies.

Whew, got it!

(grunts)

Aah!

No problem. Adamantium skeleton.

Aww.

(Hulk) Do it again, Lobster. Again, again!

Hey, Falcon! Now we can finish our game.

(cackles)

T-Rex tail!

Hulk smash clown!

Orale, vato! Come on, Falc!

You seem sad. Is it that clown?

I'm the weakest guy here, Surfer.

Wolvie craters the pavement, then he walks it off.

I get my feathers ruffled, and I almost don't make it.

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and supernovas.

Your speed factor is unparalleled.

Quicksilver's faster.

After Quicksilver, though...

Whizzer, Makkari, Northstar.

(sighs) My friend, you matter.

The smallest action can have the greatest consequence.

You know what would really cheer me up?

Some sneezing powder.

Falcon, we need to get this fractal to S.H.I.E.L.D., stat.

Shh. Any second...

Ha ha ha!

Hulk laughing now.

Ha ha ha! Game over. Hulk win!

Urr? Ahh... Ahh...

No, no. Don't let him sneeze! The fractal's in here!

Ah-choo!

Oopsie.

(robot) Warning! Warning!

Moisture in logic board. Warning! Warning!

Evacuate area! Warning! Ha ha ha ha!

(running down) Warning!

(Doom) All you had to do is bring the fractal here.

Perhaps if I had more authority to tackle the problem...

Authority? You? (chuckles)

From now on, you two will be taking orders

from a fellow scientist.

Idiot lackeys, meet Elihas Starr,

also known as Egghead.

We don't need a bald guy.

By "bald guy" I assume you are referring to yourself?

Huh?

(yelps)

(groans)

Dr. Doom, I only agreed to be part of this

because you're the one scientist

more clever than me.

Reed Richards.

(Egghead) Yes, obviously I... But...

-(Doom) Bruce Banner. -Yes.

-Henry McCoy. -Yes, I suppose.

-And the Mad Thinker. -All right, all right.

I will gladly share in the power of the Infinity Sword

when you reassemble these fractals.

Oh, of course. Of course.

Of course. Of course.

A fair bargain.

Uh, did I have hair when I came in?

Ooh!

-What? -(growls)

Egghead is able to shrink people and objects

with a Pym particle generator developed by Ant-Man.

Ahem. It's an Egghead particle generator

developed by Egghead.

Gee, what an ego. Duly noted.

Oh! Silence!

You will shrink, board the Helicarrier,

and steal the fractal from under the heroes' noses

before they take it to the impenetrable vault!

-(thunder) -Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Come, idiot lackeys! To the Eggmobile!

(M.O.D.O.K.) I call shotgun! Wee!

(Hulk sniffles)

That's unsavory.

Those fractals are dangerous, Falc.

Seems like I gotta remind you of that every single week.

I want this thing off the helicarrier.

(sighs) Yes.

-(device beeping) -What the...

The fractal just disappeared!

My quantum field detector shows a Pym particle burst.

Computer! Seal the helicarrier.

I don't want even a dust mite to escape,

especially one that's packing a fractal!

(all yelping)

So Doom's gotten hold of a shrinking ray.

Yeah, but I know where to get a whole shrinking guy.

(computer voice) Scan complete.

Airlock contains one source of Pym particles.

(Iron Man) Ah, the man who discovered Pym particles,

Dr. Hank Pym, better known as Ant-Man.

(grunts)

What's all this about shrunken villains?

Doom's using one of your generators.

It has to be one of Egghead's cheap dollar-store knockoffs.

Follow me.

(Ant-Man) Check it out. Their vehicle leaves a faint trail.

When you find them, I'll stomp the little stinkers.

Most unjust, my friend. We do not seek revenge.

Now don't even think about stomping the baddies, Wolverine.

There's a fractal in there. You wanna end up with claws

made out of rubber or bone?

In here?

That's the way the quantum resonance scans.

The kitchen. Great.

We're gonna have to search every culinary inch of it!

Yeah, but even if we catch those teeny meanies,

the fractal will be too small to see.

Unless we lower ourselves to their level.

Makes sense.

All right, squaddies, hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Superhero squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Superhero squad! Hero Up ♪

Or shall we say hero down?

Look!

Falc, check the window. See if it'll hold.

(M.O.D.O.K.) I knew we should have gotten an SUV.

Remove your finger from my nose.

(Egghead) Correction. That is my thumb

and part of Abomination's ear.

Oh, no. I just had it washed.

You just had Abomination's ear washed?

Thanks.

(whimpering)

(grunts)

Get behind the craft. We'll blast our way out.

Egghead's got a high-intensity explosive rocket,

and look where it's aimed!

Oh, what a revolting development this is!

Shrunk in our enemies' kitchen, led by this pinhead!

Relatively speaking.

Quickly! Falcon's hindquarters are in danger!

(grunts, chortles)

Egghead, you jughead! Do something!

I have a plasma blaster in the Eggmobile.

-(Egghead) The fractal! -(M.O.D.O.K.) Don't touch it!

It's powerful and unpredictable.

Oh, how sloppy of me.

I'll just activate the Egghead Hover-orb.

(Ant-Man) Hover-orb? You stole...

another one of my inventions?

Correction... I improved your invention.

(Iron Man) Oh, great. We got a dip in the salsa!

Whoops! Butterfingers!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(MODOK laughing)

-Ow. -(electronic beeps)

(computerized voice) Entry denied. Helicarrier has been sealed.

(banging)

Hey.

Ow.

S.H.I.E.L.D. officer override.

(M.O.D.O.K.) Hey, the door's open! Forget bonehead!

(Abomination) But what will Doctor Doom say when we show up with no fractal?

Who cares?

Turn around. Let's go get bonehead.

(laughs)

Dang flies.

Now, let's see how you make these fancy quesadillas.

Not just quesadillas, Ms. Marvel.

Reptilla quesadilla supremos.

First, we heat the tortilla.

Blasted peppers! Jalapenos make me hurl.

Man, I could really go for some chips.

He's headed this way!

Whoa. That piece of onion!

Well, I'll be dipped in salsa.

It's Egghead!

Or should I say, deviled Egghead!

(laughing)

Yeah, nice smack-talk.

(M.O.D.O.K.) How about less talk and one big smack!

(laughs)

Mira! Doesn't that look good?

Next we make sure the salsa's mixed.

(screaming)

(snoring)

Mm.

Ah. Seems well mixed now.

(sniffing)

Hulk smell something yummy!

Mm.

Oh.

Whoa! This is one fiesta I don't want to be a part of!

(yelling)

(screaming)

Ah-ah-ah, Hulk. You sit and wait until it's done.

Yellow Hair not Hulk's mommy.

Okay, now, we spread the salsa on the tortilla.

(all screaming)

(all screaming)

A spoon? You need to mash down with a fork...

you know, really get the juice out of the peppers.

Help me! Aah!

Neato mosquito.

Uh, what's tiny noise?

(Reptile) Ah, that's the crunch of the flavors being released.

Aah! Fork! Fork!

Hulk hungry.

Whoa! The fractal!

Help me!

Correction... I am the Queen of Spain.

He's getting away! Hey, Ant-Man!

I'm not a hundred percent on this whole shrinking plan.

Yeah, here's the thing, though.

The Pym particle generator's full of salsa.

Do you mean we're all trapped at this size?

Yeah, go figure.

All right, so here we have some killer Mexican cheese,

queso blanco, mixed with my favorite cheese,

Quesada Joe.

Oh, boy! My favorite!

(laughs) Cheese named Joe is Hulk's friend.

Quesada Joe. It's super cheesy!

(grunts) Hulk hungry!

Ah! Jalapeno...

straight from the heart of Mexico!

Raptor claws!

I'll make myself bigger and crush those heroes myself!

Aah!

Ooh! Food green like Hulk.

Uh, careful.

That's a genetically modified psycho-piquant jalapeño.

(gibbering)

(grunting)

Ew! A bug.

Missed! You really shouldn't leave food out too long.

Super Hero Squad! Rendezvous on Hulk's finger!

(Falcon) Get outta there! He's gonna sniff!

Ehh.

Uh-oh, he's moving into the interior.

(yells)

Are you planning on getting bigger and saving them?

Me? My Pym particle generator's full of salsa,

and my helmet's out of gas.

How can I get six guys out of a nose

without picking it?

Hmm. Extra volcanic pepper. That might do it.

(chuckles)

(hums) Oopsie.

Uh, have you washed your hands?

No. Why? Food not dirty.

Bombs away!

Hulk nose burns!

Turn your head!

Ah-choo!

Interesting substance.

Semi-liquid state full of organic molecules.

Uh, yeah, it's called snot.

Ooh. Muy caliente.

Ah-ah-ah. Hulk.

Okay, Hulk eat this one.

What a guy.

Ah! Save me, Iron Man!

I've never been to Europe!

Man.

Look before you eat!

Bird? Bah! Bugs.

Ew. It's infested! Some kind of chiggers.

Tyrannosaurus eyes! Hey, wait a minute.

Oh, look!

Iron Man, Wolverine, Silver Surfer,

some guy with a big head. Huh. M.O.D.O.K.

Hi.

Bugs not squaddies.

Bugs bugs. Hulk stomp!

(both) Wait!

(grunting)

Servos failing! Power at lowest ebb!

He's the Hulk. Oh, well, okay, there we go.

Acid from the tomatoes gunked up the tesler coil.

Stop, thief!

Hulk don't understand.

We got Lethal Legion in your mess, bub.

Let 'em stew in there for a while.

Oops. The generator's transmission had mucous particles.

The organic molecules will break the stasis in a delayed reaction.

I'm no scientist, but that sounds like...

(all) Eww!

(Abomination) Chunky waterslide!

(Doom) M.O.D.O.K.!

I'll take the fractal.

This was fun.

Can I hang out with you guys more often?

Uh. No.

You saved us all, Falcon.

Without superpowers,

and shrunk to the size of an insect.

Never too weak to Hero Up, right? Or prank the Hulk.

Bird prank Hulk? When?

Here. Fill him in while you clean up.

(Hulk sneezes)