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(Falcon) Seriously, Iron Man?
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You're letting me fly the Helicarrier?
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Does Ms. Marvel know about this?
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Uh, she's probably over your using itto smack giant monsters around by now.
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(chuckles) I always wanted to see
what this baby could do.
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Uh-uh. Don't even think
about hot-dogging.
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I mean, proceeding
at a safe and reasonable speed.
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Attabird.
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And if anything crosses your path,
drop it into auto cruise.
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(Iron Man) And no moltingon the upholstery.
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Guys, I've been doing some thinking
on ways that we can tweak
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the Super Hero Squad's performance.
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What, like teaching Hulk to read?
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Huh?
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Good idea, but no.
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I've come up with a few inventions
which would supplement
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everyone's own natural abilities,
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therefore enhancing...
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(slurping, gulping)
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Surfer, is that a smoothie?
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Oh. Why yes, it is quite smooth.
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Well, I hope you made
enough for everybody.
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No, but I still have
plenty of ingredients...
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onions, kiwi fruits, sardines,
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um, eye crust,
and imitation maple syrup.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, I'm going
to bloweth mighty chunks.
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(vomits)
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Never mind, okay?
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As I was saying, these inventions
would enhance the natural...
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(Hulk belching
to "Mary Had A Little Lamb")
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Whoa.
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Last time Hulk make it
to end of song.
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Well, nice to see you're making
good use of your free time, Hulk.
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These devices
would enhance the natural...
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-(Helicarrier rumbling)
-Huh?
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Hey, I told you no hot-dogging.
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That wasn't me. It was turbulence.
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(Helicarrier creaking)
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-(siren wailing)
-(all yelling)
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(all groaning)
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Hulk find pie! Yum!
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That wasn't turbulence.
Something hit us!
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(Reptil) You sure it's not
the other way around?
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-(electricity buzzes)
-(Super Heroes clamor)
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(alarm blaring)
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-(grunts)
-(Helicarrier crashes)
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-(jeering)
-(man) Smooth move.
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Nice one. Where'd you get your license?
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(all laughing)
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The damage doesn't look
too bad from here.
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(growls)
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Really? From up here it looks like
you crashed our headquarters!
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies!Time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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(fire crackling)
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(screams)
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Who... who did this?
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Who wants to explain
how something like this
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could happen to my Helicarrier?
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(laughs nervously)
Well, you see, Ms. Marvel,
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it's like this, we, uh...
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Bird crash boat.
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(laughs) That fun!
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-(groans)
-Falcon? You did this?
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You'd think that out of all
the Super Hero Squad,
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you would know how to fly.
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I'm sorry. I can't really explain
what happened.
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I want this man off the team.
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Begging Ms. Cranky-pants's pardon,
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but you don't get to decide
who's on or off the team.
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He needs to be held accountable.
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This Helicarrier is...
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(together) A S.H.I.E.L.D. facility.
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A big boat.
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(sighs) Do you know how much
it cost to build that?
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Do you know how much
it's going to cost to repair?
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It's not a toy!
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Hey, how about I cover the repairs?
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I'll even throw in
some of those upgrades we talked about.
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What about this featherhead?
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Featherhead?
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Falcon, I said no hot-dogging.
You're on probation.
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One more screw-up,
we'll be taking applications
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for a new speed factor hero.
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-You got that?
-(Falcon sighs) Yes.
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And I am not a cranky-pants!
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-(all jeering)
-(yells)
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(all groan)
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Definitely a cranky-pants.
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Her pants do not look cranky to me.
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Nice going, Falcon.
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We've got no training facility,
no snack bar, no lounge, nothing.
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So, like, what
are we supposed to do now?
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Hey, you've got
your parents' house, okay?
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The rest of us need to figure out
where we're sleeping tonight.
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Well, for now, we can bunk
at Stark Industries.
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Huh?
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(grunts)
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(grunting)
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(grunts) What mechanical folderol be this?
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(grunts)
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This is some welcome, Iron Man!
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Will you hold onto your claws!
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Lasers off, robot drones off,
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E.M. bursts. Yeah, what else?
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Uh, flamethrowers.
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(Iron Man) Everyone, back off!
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Huh? That was weird.
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Something's wonky.
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It'll take hours to switch
my auto defenses on and off
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every time we come or go.
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We're going to have to try
somewhere else.
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Mm. Me thinks I doth have the answer.
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(Thor) Leave all to Thor.
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Everything is working perfectly, MODOK.
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While they exhaust themselves
searching for a new base,
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we strike!
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(laughs) Excellent, Enchantress!
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Then the fractals hidden
within Super Hero City will be mine!
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-I mean Doom's.
-Sure, what else?
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(Super Heroes clamoring)
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Thanks, Punisher.
We really appreciate this.
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Huh! We're nothing
but white blood cells,
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hunting the infection called crime.
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A sickness that sneaks in
through the cracks
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the way that Brussels sprouts
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sneak onto a plate
of delicious macaroni and cheese.
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Sure, the city looks safe.
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Just push the Brussels sprouts
to one side, right?
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Wrong! No matter where you put them,
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their vile, vegetable juices
corrupt the whole plate.
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Ooh.
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(Punisher) I'm out here to keep
those stinking sprouts
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off the mac and cheese!
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Keep them from leaving
the store in the first place!
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(alarm blaring)
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-(all yelling)
-Look out!
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Your van smelled
like dirty laundry anyway!
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Hulk want mac and cheese.
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(object whizzing)
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Anyone else have any bright ideas?
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Let's make prank phone calls!
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(growls)
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(doorbell rings)
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(gasps)
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Oh, uh, hi. Is Reptil home?
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Hey, guys! Mami, Papi,
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is it okay if my friends
spend the night?
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Es importante.
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This'll be awesome!
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We can stay up all night planning
new ways to capture the bad guys.
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We can order pizza, and, oh...
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I just got this new video game
that is off the hook.
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The second someone suggests
we make s'mores,
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I'm ditching.
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S'mores!
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Hulk love!
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Oh, what are s'mores?
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Oh, brace thyself, alien friend.
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'Tis a snack like unto ambrosia!
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Lo, bring forth the marshmallows!
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(laughs)
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(Reptile) As you can see, I live,
breathe, and dream Super Heroes.
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Okay, now I'm scared.
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You got Ant-Man
on your wall and not me?
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The Texas Twister? Now I'm just hurt.
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Let's try the dream part first.
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(Wolverine grunts)
Scoot your glutes, Thunder Lord!
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Crowd me not, furry friend!
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(water flushing) Can broken.
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Oh! Hulk calls top bunk!
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(groaning)
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(rumbling, glass shattering)
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-(all groaning)
-That smarts!
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No worries. Adimantium skeleton.
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Can someone turn on a night light?
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I didn't even do anything wrong.
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-We shouldn't have done this.
-Totally not cosmic.
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It's not going to be good for my back.
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Come on.
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No s'mores?
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See you tomorrow, right?
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(Wolverine) Why did we bring him along?
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-(Hulk yawns)
-(Iron Man) Inhumans?
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No, too out of the way.
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Brother Voodoo? No, too creepy.
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She-Hulk?
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Hmm, well, maybe if it was just me.
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-This is the worst.
-Aye.
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Odin would weep
and write me out of the will
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and Loki rejoice
to see our mighty band struck so low.
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Oh! Hulk got idea!
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(sniffs) Huh?
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(laughing)
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Uh, Hulk?
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Hulk, heel! Hulk, heel!
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(laughing)
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-No way.
-Huh?
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Magic Man!
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Odin wept!
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Not. Wait for it...
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the sanctum sanctorum!
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Squaddies stay here!
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Uh, bad idea.
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Dr. Strange doesn't like to be bothered.
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Besides which he
keeps really off hours.
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Hey, I hear Molecule Man
has reformed.
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-I vote we try him.
-(yawns)
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Let's just do this.
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I'm so tired, I could sleep
in Hulk's armpit if I had to.
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(sniffs) Ew.
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Hulk not lemony fresh.
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Good, since you're the one
who got us into this mess.
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(Iron Man) Hulk, Door.
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-(door splintering)
-(Hulk) Oopsie.
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Uh, okay.
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Huh. Hulk like Hulk's way better.
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(growls)
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If we had something like that
on the Helicarrier,
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I'd be asleep
in my own bed right now.
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(Dr. Strange) Greetings.
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The Eye of Agamotto
has revealed to me
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that trouble of a magical nature
has brought you before me.
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Either the Eye of Agamotto
is wonky again,
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or crashing the Helicarrier
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was one of Falcon's lame magic tricks.
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-(growls)
-Actually, Doctor,
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we're looking for a place to crash,
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but I know it's a huge inconvenience,
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and we're kind of a big group,
so, uh, it's okay if you say no.
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You are welcome to stay
for as long as you need.
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Darn! I mean, great.
255
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,750
(caw echoes)
256
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,083
(rumbling)
257
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,417
It's plumbing.
258
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,000
Yeah, that's it, just the plumbing.
259
00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,166
(thunder cracks)
260
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,333
Yeah, wood creaks in old houses
261
00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:26,500
when the temperature
changes at night. Yeah.
262
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,041
(howling bellows)
263
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,667
(shrieks)
264
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,333
(Iron Man) Just traffic out on the street.
265
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:33,834
(laughs nervously) Beep, beep.
266
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,291
(snarls)
267
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,333
The supernatural is anything but super.
268
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,125
I hate magic.
269
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,458
(Wolverine snoring)
270
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,333
(raspy howl)
271
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,500
-(yells)
-Bloody fingers.
272
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:52,834
Bloody fingers!
273
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:55,000
(sighs) Metal bones, bub.
274
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,583
Metal bones!
275
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:57,834
(shrieks)
276
00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,875
Hmm.
277
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,583
(growls)
278
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,125
Aw, great. Now I can't sleep.
279
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:11,125
(snoring)
280
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,000
(shrieks)
281
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,500
-(caws)
-(neighs)
282
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,208
(whimpers)
283
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,083
(snoring)
284
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,333
Cosmic.
285
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,083
(resumes snoring)
286
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,583
(wolves howl)
287
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,709
(resumes snoring)
288
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:49,208
Magic man must have
magic can somewhere.
289
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,041
Uh-uh! (chuckles)
290
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,458
Hulk use door!
291
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,583
This not can.
292
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,041
Is it?
293
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:17,667
(sighs) Nay. Won't eat that.
294
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,500
Nor that. Oh!
295
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,041
That should not be.
296
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,917
The good doctor
be passing strange,
297
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,208
not only in name but in pantry.
298
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:27,875
Ah, let's see.
299
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,500
Ah, a fizzy beverage
300
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,917
fit to slake the thirst
of an Asgardian.
301
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,875
(gasps)
302
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,417
Ah, free at last!
303
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,917
Long have I, Baron Mordo,
304
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,959
dwelled on my revenge
against my enemy,
305
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,834
Dr. Strange!
306
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,000
Nah! It's a spooky can!
307
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,500
Begone, gaseous spirit!
308
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,000
To thee I say nay!
309
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,667
I call upon thee...
310
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,083
(belches)
311
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:56,250
(gulps) the dark lords of Varf Mandra
312
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,834
and the... (belches)
313
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,250
Excuse me.
314
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,625
Legions of Shuma Gorath...
315
00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:03,959
(belches)
316
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,583
curse the carbonated...
317
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,417
(belches thunderously)
318
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,875
(objects crash and shatter)
319
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:14,083
(Mordo) ...soft drink that was my prison!
320
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,000
(both grunting)
321
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,625
(Dr. Strange)
By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth,
322
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,125
what is going on here?
323
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,875
(Dr. Strange) By Astototh, and Vernor,
and the Vishanti,
324
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,375
back to your beverage, Mordo!
325
00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:30,333
(Mordo) No!
326
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,125
(Dr. Strange) I rescind my invitation.
327
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:43,041
(sighs) I'm so tired
I could eat a horse.
328
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,250
Wait, that would be hungry,
wouldn't it?
329
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:49,583
(MODOK) Your sorcery has brought
results at last, Enchantress.
330
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,959
(sighs) Men.
You all have such big heads.
331
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,041
Without their Helicarrier,
332
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,083
exhausted from lack of sleep,
333
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,291
the good guys cannot stop us!
334
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,250
Behold! My winged primates of peril
335
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,250
sow chaos across the city!
336
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,583
Soon, my minions will sift
through the wreckage
337
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,083
for fractals.
338
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,458
The minions are Doom's, MODOK.
339
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,375
Of course, Doom's minions.
What did I say?
340
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,875
(shrieking)
341
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:22,041
Look, flying kitty cats! (laughs)
342
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,500
Wake up and smell the Doom, Squaddies.
343
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,083
The city's under attack!
344
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,041
(bombs whistling)
345
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,125
Those fruit-tossing chimps
are going to wreck the town.
346
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,542
Time to Hero Up!
347
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,834
(sighs) It's not like
I was sleeping anyway.
348
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,250
♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
349
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,125
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
350
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,959
♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
351
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,834
♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
352
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,750
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
353
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,041
♪ Super Hero Squad Hero Up ♪
354
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,208
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
355
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,333
(gibbering)
356
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:12,500
Surfer, help me with the pineapple
grenades and banana bombs!
357
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,875
Thor, you and Falcon take care
of the monkey squadron.
358
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,667
Verily it shall be done!
359
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,625
You know, Thor gazes sorely
upon the mistreatment of animals,
360
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:24,333
but thine monkeyshines
must be halted.
361
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:27,375
(growls) Die, Simian! Yeah!
362
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,458
What devilry is this?
363
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,959
(Falcon) You got me,
but they're all popping on impact.
364
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,583
(Silver Surfer) These simian simulacrums
may be illusions,
365
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,875
but the fruit bombs are very real!
366
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,583
Whew. There must be thousands of them!
367
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,208
We could be at this all night.
368
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,625
Maybe not.
Come on, get them to follow me!
369
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:46,458
Enchantress, are these your best monkeys?
370
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:50,333
Their fragile nature
is a side effect of crafting so many.
371
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,792
Their numbers tire
the heroes even further,
372
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,291
making their defeat all the easier.
373
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,542
Well, can't you make one big one?
374
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,458
This way, everybody!
375
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,041
S.H.I.E.L.D. shelters in the park!
376
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,125
(Iron Man) Now, hang back
377
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,375
and herd them my way.
378
00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,083
(Falcon) Now we're talking!
379
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,083
At this rate, our monkey problem
will be over in moments.
380
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,166
Ah, forsooth, 'tis done.
381
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,375
(together) Yeah!
382
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,125
(Enchantress grunts)
383
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:50,333
(MODOK) You're in trouble,
you're in trouble.
384
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,583
(laughs)
385
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:55,083
For once, Dr. Doom is going to call
you a fool and not me.
386
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,667
He wouldn't dare!
387
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,750
The only fools are those heroes!
388
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:01,917
You're in trouble, you're in trouble.
389
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,667
-Quit it!
-(MODOK yells)
390
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,709
(Thor) 'Tis a sensation
twin to that which vexed us
391
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,333
on the Helicarrier at the dawn
of this day's trials.
392
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:15,875
In other words,
this has happened before.
393
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:17,250
(Super Heroes grunting)
394
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,917
(Falcon) See! I told you it wasn't me!
395
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
(Super Heroes yelling)
396
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:25,750
There! Bad magic lady
is shaking Hulk's friends.
397
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,583
Yeah, and she's too high up
for our fastball special.
398
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,333
You may have triumphed
over my enchanted minions,
399
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:37,542
but I am another matter altogether.
400
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,250
Farewell, Super Hero Squad.
401
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,250
I only regret that handsome Thor
402
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,208
calls himself a hero
instead of standing at my side.
403
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,959
Who dares?
404
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:50,375
I dare.
405
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:55,041
I told you that magic
was behind all your troubles,
406
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,917
but no one listens to me.
407
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,458
The Enchantress,
at the bidding of Dr. Doom,
408
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,625
caused your Helicarrier to crash.
409
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:02,792
(Dr. Strange yells)
410
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,208
(both yell)
411
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:16,166
Ah!
412
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,583
(grunting)
413
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,041
Her power is great.
414
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,208
You have no idea how messed up
you made my day, witch!
415
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,834
Now, it's my turn to return the favor.
416
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,792
(grunts)
417
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,375
-(screams)
-(grunts)
418
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,667
Enchantress, even in defeat
you're a striking woman.
419
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,250
What say you and I
have a little dinner
420
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,083
and talk about changing
those evil ways.
421
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:55,208
You dare suggest the Enchantress
dally with a mere mortal?
422
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:57,125
Yes. Just think about it.
423
00:20:57,792 --> 00:21:00,208
Our odd but mystic ally doth stir.
424
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:03,542
Heroes, fly aside!
425
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:06,583
In the name of the eternal Vishanti
426
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,208
I call upon the shades
of the seraphim
427
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:13,083
and the omnipotent Oshtur
to defeat you!
428
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,166
(grunts)
429
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,875
Ha! Be gone, sorceress of the dark.
430
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,083
This isn't over!
431
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,583
I will return, stronger than ever!
432
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,000
We have been terribly rude.
433
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,000
(clamoring)
434
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,625
-Sorry, dude.
-You're still a lousy driver.
435
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:35,792
Yay, bird!
436
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,792
Hulk knew bird know how to fly!
437
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,500
All right, big fellow.
438
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,083
(laughs)
439
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,208
I owe you an apology, too.
440
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,083
Just don't let it happen again.
441
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:50,291
Hey, Falc, you know
that whole "you're on probation" thing
442
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,041
was just to satisfy Ms. Marvel, right?
443
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,417
-Whatever you say, bucket head.
-(yawning)
444
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:58,250
Hulk want to know,
where we go nappy-nappy?
445
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,417
I have an idea.
446
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:06,750
Falc, you've been hanging out
with that bird a little bit too long.
447
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,333
(others grunting)
448
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,083
(Silver Surfer) Great idea.
449
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,291
That hurts if you do that.
450
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,709
(all snoring)
451
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,375
(sigh)
452
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:22,500
(whimper)
453
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:38,083
(theme music playing)
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