Original subtitles

(beeps)

I don't take too kindly to thieves.

You need to learn to share, Iron Man.

Share this, pal.

(Iron Man) Thor, he's heading for a dead end.

All security robots, converge on Sector 729.

(Thor) Ha! A valiant effort,

but thou art trapped, villain.

Scorpio's never trapped, Goldilocks!

Well, more flaxen than gold, really.

-(turbo whines) -(gasping)

Oh, Odin's spork! What sorcery be this?

Ah, he's gone.

Scorpio, eh?

Well, his horoscope says, he won't dig his way out next time.

(Doom) With that Infinity Sword, I will rule the Universe!

All right, Squaddies! Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

(Doctor Doom) A very impressive debut for Scorpio.

He certainly made the Super Hero Squad look foolish.

Like that's so hard. Have you seen their outfits?

Mole Man, how goes the progress on my new project?

(control panel beeping)

(beeping continues)

(growls)

(yells)

Well... (belches and laughs)

We've suffered another setback.

Then fix it!

A new super-criminal named Scorpio

may have stolen just what we need

from Stark Industries.

Why? Why?

I could beat that Scorpio

with one tiny hand tied behind my enormous head!

Abomination, you lumbering doof!

I was speaking metaphorically!

Nuh-uh, MODOK. I saw your lips move.

Uh!

Mole Man, redouble your efforts,

and you two simpletons find Scorpio

and bring him to me!

(Iron Man) Is it me, or does Scorpio look curiously familiar?

(Falcon) He doesn't look like anybody I know, but that hat...

Whoo, what style!

By Odin's mighty and unusually well-defined pectorals,

he doth best us with nary a super power.

How is that possible?

-Hey. -Oh, forgive me, weak friend.

Yeah, well, he's definitely got some moves.

What did he take?

I don't know the extent of the damage,

but I do know that he accessed top-secret information

in the atomic collider lab.

Atoms colliding? That doesn't sound good.

(Ms. Marvel) No, it's not good at all.

In fact, it's completely unacceptable.

Have you all seen what a mess this Helicarrier is?

(laughs)

(Hulk) Oopsie.

(chuckles) Ms. Marvel, what a pleasant surprise.

What ever happened to phoning ahead?

How can we ever expect to entertain an important guest in this pig sty?

This is a S.H.I.E.L.D. facility.

We have been terribly rude.

I'll bake you some apology cookies.

Hulk...

(laughs)

Lemony fresh.

(chuckles) That's more like it.

Let me show you all your assigned cleaning vectors.

What is this? What's this on the floor?

Ugh, you sound like my mom,

only prettier.

Well, now that the important stuff

and Ms. Marvel are out of the way,

I've designed these trackers, the Scorpio Seeker X1.

It should help us zero in on our big baddie.

Wolverine, Falcon, your animal and speed factors

are perfect for tracking Scorpio.

Whew! I thought you'd never ask.

Why are you standing around?

-Start sweeping. -Uh...

Doesn't that fancy titanium suit of yours come with any cleaning attachments?

Uh, they're in the shop.

(Ms. Marvel) No, no, no, Iron Man,

please, sweep with the grain of the floor.

Um, yes, hello, Mr. Scorpio, or is it just Scorpio? (chuckles)

Oh, uh, everything is on schedule, sir,

and I think things here are coming along nicely

if you'd like to visit.

First thing's first.

We must stick to the plan.

(Wolverine grunts)

Somebody order a pizza with shredded cheese?

Stick around, rodent.

No problem.

My trusty Scorpio Seeker X1 will keep him in our sights.

(Thor) Your fate is sealed, Scorpio.

Don't you get tired of being wrong?

(gasps)

Oh, dear.

This guy's awful slippery.

And you're awfully scaly.

Here, heroes, try some sonic projections.

(humming)

(all yelling)

Sonic suppression, on.

Now those sound waves won't hurt me.

-(grunts) -(laughs)

The wind just changed.

(cackling)

Yeah, changed for the worse.

Bo... bad guy odor.

I'm insulated against sound

but not against stink!

(grunts)

Why didn't I become a hairdresser?

We're here to help. Follow us.

-(metal clangs) -(grunts)

Spread out.

(humming)

(grunts)

(humming)

(humming)

Zounds, this magical formulation cleans as it shines.

(computer voice) Armor detoxification complete.

Speak for yourself. I can still smell it!

Mole Man? They ought to call him Skunk Man!

(computer voice) Have you tried tomato juice?

Is the place ship-shape yet?

(sniffs) Ew! You call this clean?

It reeks in here!

Oh, that's my armor.

Uh-oh, this is bad!

You're telling me.

I can smell you through the comm link!

Not the smell, Ms. Priss!

The plans Scorpio stole were for my top secret particle collider.

Very dangerous in the wrong hands.

(whirring)

Well, well, well,

finally we meet, Scorpio. I am...

Doctor Doom, I presume?

You presume too much.

What would you say

if I told you I was about to harness the power of a black hole?

I'd say you have an active imagination.

(chuckles) I do.

I do.

Imagine it, a black hole at my fingertips

that I can manipulate for my evil purposes...

and unlimited minutes!

How is all this possible?

(Doom) I had Mole Man hollow out a large circular chamber

deep under Super Hero City.

Circular? He couldn't get the shape right at first.

-It started as a square. -Shh! Shh!

Then it was a triangle.

-MODOK! -(gasps)

I have constructed all I need

to operate an advanced particle collider.

I even have a fractal with which to power it.

There's only one thing I lack to make my plan work.

(clears throat) Let me guess...

the collider control program I stole from Stark's labs.

Ooh, this is the start

of a beautiful and fiendish friendship!

(laughs)

(coughs)

"A beautiful and fiendish friendship"?

Ha! I can be just as good a spy-guy as that Scorpio.

See? I, MODOK, am master of disguise!

Does this one make my head look big?

They all make your head look big.

Got to be faster than that, hairball.

Hulk smash!

Thou art toast!

(grunts)

-(birds chirping) -(moans)

Of course, father Odin,

what small child would not prefer a hammer to a new bicycle.

Ooh, rainbow...

That was fun! Can we try it again?

(groans)

(Iron Man) Okay, okay. Virtual off!

We're all gonna do it again

until we learn how to fight Scorpio on his terms.

-(grunts) -That's for your hairball crack.

That controller program is the final piece I need.

Glad I could help out.

MODOK! Abomination!

Install the fractal!

(MODOK) Oh! Busted again!

How does he even know it's me in this clever disguise?

(whirring)

Wow. Scorpio was planting a bomb!

I had a suspicion he wasn't all bad!

Oh, well, well, well.

It's Nick Fury, the super-spy in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D.

We'd gotten word of your plans, Doom.

We just needed to get inside to confirm the location.

Thanks for the help.

Well, "thanks for the help."

Too bad it won't do you any good.

This is precisely where the black hole will open.

And you, Mr. Fury... (laughs)

You will be its first victim.

(beeping softly)

Oh, no, Fury's in trouble!

(Iron Man) Look, Ms. M,

if this is about the detergent spill down on deck 18,

I can explain.

No, Iron Man, I'm afraid this is much more serious.

(Ms. Marvel) I have to reveal to you that Scorpio

is really the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury...

Nick Fury, the spy?

No way! Really?

Nick Fury, the world-famous secret agent?

(fists smack, body thumps)

(Ms. Marvel) He infiltrated Villainville to uncover Doom's latest scheme,

and now he's in trouble.

Fury's activated his emergency beacon.

We've got to save him!

No problem. I can modify my Scorpio Seeker X1

to be my Fury Finder X1.5,

now with lemon scent!

Hurry, Iron Man, I...

(sniffing)

(growls) You tin head!

You spilled non-biodegradable soap on my beautiful deck 18?

Thank you, Surfer.

Hey, uh, you think Nick Fury would sign my armor?

-No. -Oh. Either way, time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

Abomination, move him!

(grunting)

Once you open a black hole, Doom, you'll never be able to control it.

This specially designed gauntlet will...

(beeping)

(imitates airplane)

(laughing)

Ow! Hey.

This specially designed gauntlet

will let me manipulate the black hole at will.

But why tell you, when I can show you!

(ceiling booms, rumbling)

(roars)

(laughs)

Hulk crash!

-Huh, that's new. -(growls)

Wolverine, Falcon, and Reptil,

you rescue Fury while we hold off the baddies.

With pleasure.

You're with us, scaly shorts.

Hold them off until the black hole forms!

(cackles)

This is for stinking-up my best Sunday armor!

Now, I'm repulsed!

(passing gas)

(cackling)

(others gasping, groaning)

It's too easy!

Ugh!

I think Mole Man ate something dead for breakfast.

(grunts)

(cackling)

(growls and laughs)

(yells)

Fie, foul MODOK, away thy inferior forehead beams!

How did you recognize me in my disguise?

Ah!

(Iron Man) Doom's opened his black hole!

-(screaming) -(grunts)

Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

I have the power of the universe at my fingertips!

(laughing)

(Iron Man) We have to knock that fractal out of position

so that black hole doesn't get much bigger!

Yeah! Though it doth pull at me like a stormy vortex!

Ah, my wristwatch!

(laughing)

(grunts)

(laughs)

Whoa!

(growls)

(roaring)

(laughing continues)

(grunts)

Ow! Hey! My over-sized hat!

(glass shatters)

(laughs) Yeah, perfect shot!

(alarm blaring)

What? I can't control it!

-(crackling) -Huh?

(grunting)

(yells)

-(loud clang) -(yelling)

Black hole strong!

But nothing stronger than Hulk!

Now is our chance. Get them closer to that black hole!

(Mole Man yelling)

(Doctor Doom) No! Bend to my will!

You can't see me! I'm in disguise!

(screams)

(screams)

Phew! Thanks, Iron Man.

Sorry for all the sneaking around.

Oh, are you kidding?

That's what you super-spy, man-of-a-thousand-faces guys do.

It's awesome!

(Ms. Marvel) Ready to begin your inspection tour, Mr. Fury, sir?

Yeah! The cleanliness of this vessel

would please even Odin's body-servant, Gary.

Uh, excuse me, Nick? I can call you Nick, right?

That one time you blew up that undersea Hydra base

with nothing but a penlight and two cough drops

and you saved the hot Russian girl?

That was awesome!

Awesome! (chuckles)

Would you mind, um, signing...

Stow it, fan boy. (giggles)

As you can see, the Super Hero Squad are model tenants.

(shrieks)

(munching and growling)

(shatters)

Oh, Hulk was hungry from cleaning.

Sorry.

Eww. My, my!

I'm so sorry, sir.

Um, Nick?

Nick Fury? Sir?

(Nick Fury) The inspection will have to wait.

I've been called back to Washington on an urgent assignment.

-Fury out. - (radio beeps)

Aw, now I'll never get my armor signed.

Iron Man, look!

"Stay awesome."

Signed, Nick Fury, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

There's a word for guys like him...

awesome.

Hey, what do you suppose happened to Doom and his buddies?

(Doctor Doom) We must return to my Infinity fractals!

Well, at least you can signal your FTL rocket to come get us.

Is that lucky or what?

Lucky?

This is the most horrific outcome

of a brilliant and nefarious plan ever.

Ever!

Oh, could be worse.

Worse? Really?

What could be worse?

(Mole Man passes gas)

Ugh! That's how!

My eyebrows are melting.

(Doom) Abomination, open a window! Open a window!

(Mole Man) No! No! No!

(glass shatters)

(crash)

(theme music playing)