Original subtitles

(girl screaming)

Looks like somebody's lookin' for a fight with the Heroes for Hire.

What is it, Luke?

(girl yells)

(crashing)

Misty, you and Iron Fist get ready to throw-down.

It's gotta be some more of Doc Doom's thugs.

Huh.

(screaming)

-Or not. -(screaming)

(Doctor Doom) With that Infinity Sword,

I will rule the Universe!

All right, Squaddies, time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce Doctor Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky ♪

♪ Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

Hey! Down by the Heroes For Hire office, somebody's hurling cars!

Someone throwing up cars?

Wow.

Let Luke Cage and his crew handle it. It's their office.

Excuse me. Iron Man, are heroes normally for hire?

That seems so mercenary.

Well, they don't actually charge money, Surfer.

Ordinary folks can come to them for help.

I say we check it out.

Super Hero Squad, Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(MODOK) We had better tell Doctor Doom.

Only my great genius sees that

this probably has something to do with a fractal.

Oh, I'll have to explain it to him.

I have to tell him everything.

(MODOK) He's so dense sometimes.

That guy is so...

Uh, uh...

Right. Behind me, isn't he?

MODOK, take Abomination and investigate.

Now, go!

(MODOK screams)

"Now, go. Now go!"

Why don't we have a catchphrase like the Super Heroes?

They get "Hero Up". We get "Now, go."

How about "You ugly"?

(laughing) You ugly!

You ugly, you ugly. You so ugly, ugly, ugly!

Ooh! Ooh!

How about "Ugly Up"?

-Ugly Up! -How about "Zip it"?

Zip it! Zip it!

Pyro!

I'm glad to see you working with Zzzax,

as I asked.

Yeah, me and spiky make a good team.

(laughing) Then make yourselves useful.

Attack the Great Wall and clear a path into the city

while the Heroes are distracted by this chaos!

(laughing) On it!

(screaming)

Cage, this is messed up. We can't hit back!

She's just a kid!

Yeah, a angry kid with belief-defyin' powers!

(screaming and whining)

Stupid car!

(grunts)

(whining)

Stupid bus!

Get outta my way!

(grunts)

Yo! Super Hero Squad!

Incoming!

Going, going, it's gone!

(laughing) Home run.

Well, there's your problem, that little girl.

-Hulk Smash? -No Hulk!

Real men don't smash little girls!

Or big ones.

Ah! I have something.

(Iron Man) She doesn't have super powers!

Are you sure about that, Tony?

(Iron Man) Absolutely sure! She has a fractal!

-And it's in her hair! -Let's grab the fractal and go home.

I'm hungry.

Uh-oh. Head's up, Heroes! We're not alone.

(Doctor Doom laughing)

Yes, I agree. (laughing)

-(growls and grunts) -(all) Ah!

(growling)

Ha!

A Doombot! Just like Doom not to do his own dirty work.

Yeah, and those dumbbots don't usually fly solo.

(Falcon) Yup! We've got incoming!

Lots and lots of incoming!

(all grunting)

Yeah! That's 19. I'm ahead, big man!

(roaring)

(roaring)

Eighteen, nineteen...

(grunts)

...twenty-teen. Huh?

Hulk out of toes, too! (shouts)

Don't get your purple pants in a bunch.

(hooting)

Whoever gets the last Doombot wins.

(grunts) Hulk like.

(roaring)

Ah! Misty, Iron Fist, better get yours before they're gone!

Take that! (laughing)

I got mine, Cage. And some of yours, too.

(clicking)

(grunting)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

(growling)

Hulk, don't worry about them!

Grab the girl and get that fractal!

Uh...

(laughing)

(girl crying)

(continues crying)

Quick, grab that brat! I mean, save that girl!

Do not fear, my teammate.

(crying) Huh?

(groaning)

Uh!

Whoa, whoa!

(groans)

(girl grunting) No!

-Put me down! -Oh, no.

(groans)

(laughing)

Careful, that fractal makes her stronger,

but weakens those around her!

Then I'd better hit her real hard!

(grunts)

Velociraptor legs!

(growling) Hey!

Ooh! You got a pretty-pretty, just like me!

But mine's a fossil, not a fractal.

Thanks, little girl, for not de-powering it.

Yeah!

(panting) Slow down!

With my massive psionic blast,

I will destroy you all!

(laughing)

-Coming through! -(screaming) Way... out.

(grunting) Oh!

(grunting and muttering) Uh! No, wait!

Uh, this is awkward.

(both groan and scream)

What's your name, sweetie?

Brynnie. Brynnie Bratton.

-(laughing) -Hah! Last one.

Oh, Hulk lose?

Cheer up, my giant green friend.

You got MVP.

Hulk got MVP?

Oh, call doctor!

Hulk has MVP!

(crying) No!

(Doctor Doom) I will have that fractal!

It'll be mine. Mine, mine!

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

Whoa! Whoa! Hey!

Um, Brynnie? Can you put the cosmic being down? Please?

Uh, sweetie. How about if Uncle Iron Man makes you a pretty new tiara?

Like the one Luke Cage wears?

It's a headband.

It's a tiara. We've all discussed it.

(crying) Mine!

(crying and whining) My daddy found this and gave it to me!

(screaming) I want my daddy!

We want what you want. Where is he?

(crying) I don't know.

He's working and I miss him.

I wanted the Heroes for Hire to help me find him.

Why didn't you say so, cutie pie?

Oh! (groans)

Falcon, your speed factor would sure be a help in findin' her pops.

-Okay. There, there. -(Brynnie crying)

(screams and cries)

Somebody take her.

-What does this do? -No, don't touch that!

Uh-uh, no way!

-(Ms. Marvel screams) -Ms. Marvel, hi!

(giggling)

Ooh, I like that. That's mine. Ooh, shake it!

Eh, don't touch that either! No, no! No, no!

(giggling) Again.

Falcon, did you find "little brat, the invincible's" daddy?

Found him!

(Falcon) Turns out Brynnie's old man's a fireman.

What do you know about that?

I think he should come over here and extinguish his little brat.

Firefighters, as your Mayor, I-I must inform you,

I was using this section of the Great Wall to store packing material.

It's, uh, it's very flammable.

Oh, it's, uh, what do you call that stuff?

Uh, uh, excelsior!

Huh! Ha!

Ah!

(grunts) Hup! Hey!

Way to go! Major props!

Major props!

No! (laughing) Captain America.

I didn't come here to make cracks.

Except in those super-villains' skulls!

All lit up here, Doomie.

(Brynnie giggling)

Ooh, this shiny. What's this do?

(Iron Man) That one's the windshield wipers.

Pretty. What does this one do?

And that one ignites a fusion reaction

that will end all life on earth as we know it.

Ooh, pretty!

(mechanical clunking)

(screams)

(laughing)

She pushes it anyway.

This is why I don't wanna have any Iron kids.

(laughing) Yeah! Again, again!

A little help here!

(Brynnie laughs) Again, again!

(Reptil) Tyrannosaurus Head.

(laughing)

Ah! Again! (laughing) Again!

(sighing) Tyrannosaurus head!

(Brynnie laughs)

(laughing continues)

Not here.

-Where kid? -(laughing)

(growling)

(Brynnie laughing) Again, again!

Trade ya.

(sighing) Okay.

How 'bout this one?

-(screaming) -Aaah.

(groans)

(grunting)

Look here, fire bub!

It's Pyro!

(Pyro screaming)

And that's for interruptin' me.

I-N-terruptin'.

Wow, Luke sure is strict!

(grunts)

With these two out of it, this mess'll be under control soon.

How's Falcon doin'?

-Fireman Bratton! -(grunts)

-Kinda busy. -It's about your daughter.

Oh, now I'm really busy.

(Brynnie laughing)

(continues laughing)

(cat screeches)

(snoring)

(Brynnie) Yeah! (laughs)

-(Thor moaning fearfully) -(Brynnie) Again, again!

-(teeth chattering) -(Brynnie chattering in distance)

Daddy!

(whimpering) Daddy!

(Brynnie crying) I want my daddy!

(whimpering)

I'm going to find my daddy.

(screams)

(laughing and hooting)

(laughing)

Daddy!

Hello, little girl.

(screaming)

Huh?

(gasps)

Ah!

(growls angrily)

Oh! (screaming)

-(laughing) -(Doctor Doom screaming)

(laughing)

(gulps) Hmm? (gagging)

(screaming)

-Yuck! -Oh! Uh!

-(screaming) -(groans)

Someone, stop that little brat! And get that fractal!

-(Brynnie giggling) -(growling)

-You smell bad. -Uh, thank you.

-(grunts) -(Abomination) Ooh!

Oh! Oh! (groans)

(groans) Uh...

Ow! It tickles! Stop!

(groans and gasps)

(groans)

(gurgling)

Now you smell good!

(crying)

My skin's sensitive.

(sobbing)

Aw, it's okay, little baby!

-Oh... -(burping)

(laughing) That's you!

(continues laughing)

What are you laughing at?

You have bad breath.

Stinky teeth!

(screams) This isn't right!

(screaming)

Oh! Oh! (continues screaming)

-Ah! -♪ Brush around and round ♪

♪ And up and down ♪

♪ Get every tooth ♪

♪ That's the truth! ♪

(garbled shouting)

And now, I'm gonna burp you, too.

There you go.

-(burping) -(laughing)

Brat's... powers... too strong.

Can't... fight.

Well, it's back to the vault with these two. Good job, Squaddies.

I'm the only Squaddie.

(laughing) Roger that!

Hup, hup, hup, hup!

Yo, Iron Man. We got our props.

Well, uh, frankly we've, uh...

(laughing) Funny story.

(groaning and grunting)

-(yelps) -(Brynnie) Again! Again!

(Brynnie laughing)

-(groans) -(giggling) Again! Again!

(laughing) Again!

(screaming) Ooh!

Whee! (laughing)

Whoo-hoo!

(shudders) I'm glad she's gone.

You idiot!

We need that fractal!

-Bring me everyone! -What do you mean, "everyone"?

Hmm, let's see. (yelling) Everyone!

Oh, and get Abomination off me...

now!

Daddy! Daddy, where are you?

Daddy?

Daddy?

Daddy, where are you?

(Brynnie) Daddy! Where are you?

Falcon. We're in the mobile control center now.

Tell her father not to worry. We'll find her.

Wait, I'm picking up something. It's coming from the park!

(crying)

-Get that fractal! -Save that Brynnie!

-(all grunting) -(Brynnie) Oh!

(grunting)

Sabertooth's got her.

-Argh! -(screaming)

But Wasp has just swooped in for a big steal!

-(groans) -(Reptil) Oh! Juggernaut puts Wasp down

-and just grabbed Brynnie! -(grunts)

(Reptil) But the Thing lands a powerful hit! Fumble!

It's a fumble! Brynnie could be anybody's!

(laughing)

And... Toad comes up with her. Yuck!

(laughing)

Melter and Screaming Mimi are blocking for Toad.

-Things look bad for our Super Heroes. -(grunting)

But Mr. Fantastic and Storm have made an opening!

And here comes Colossus!

Yes! Colossus grabbed Brynnie!

What a play, folks! What a play!

-Yeah! -Are you done?

Come on, Reptil! Get your dino-tail in the game!

You got it, coach!

Huh? (screaming)

-(Reptil) Tyrannosaurus head! -(Brynnie screaming and whimpering)

(roaring)

I want my daddy!

(struggling)

(grunting)

Ugh! This isn't fun!

I don't wanna play anymore!

(grunting)

Whoa! She's going nuclear!

No, she's overloading the fractal with bratty emotion!

-This is big trouble! -How big?

Infinitely big! It's an Infinity Fractal!

It'll wipe out six dimensions!

(Iron Man) Cage, get over here! Fast!

Whooo!

Dog, I gotta get me one of these.

(screaming) Daddy!

I have always loved you.

(groans)

-(Brynnie screaming) -(teeth chattering)

(panicky wailing)

(screaming)

(screaming) Daddy!

Huh?

Daddy! (giggling)

(laughing)

Oh, Daddy, I missed you so much!

Ah, she's a real sweet kid, Fireman Bratton.

You must be very proud. Whew, that was close.

Uh, yeah. Listen, sweet pea,

I want to give your tiara to the nice Super Heroes. Okay?

-Okay, Daddy. Sure. -(Squaddies gasping)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Not good! Not good!

Hulks and fractals do not mix.

(all chattering)

I know a lot of guys couldn't pull that...

(Iron Man) That's great.

(laughing) Hulk pretty!

Um, that might be stretching the definition of "pretty" just a little.

Bah. Lobster jealous!

(theme music playing)