Original subtitles

(car honking)

(car honking)

It's Klaw and Screaming Mimi.

They just entered the Main Library.

They're probably looking for a fractal.

Help is on the way from the Super Hero Squad!

Look at us... undercover.

Hulk hate sneaking, Bird! Hulk want to smash!

No. No smash! Not 'til we figure out what they're up to.

Uh, words and words.

Yeah, it's a dictionary.

Bleh. Hulk wait for movie!

Oopsie.

Shh!

(Doctor Doom) With that Infinity Sword,

I will rule the Universe!

All right, Squaddies! Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along But they're always Fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero Up! ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man Joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

(people screaming)

Ugh!

Nice job on the stealth, Hulk.

Those ninja lessons really paid off.

(grunts)

Aargh!

(grunts)

(yells)

(shrieks)

(shriek echoes)

Ugh!

Aah!

-Shh! -Uh?

(beeping)

(whispers) You heard the librarian, Mimi!

(shrieking)

(whispers) No talking!

But you have to admit,

it is kind of ironic with these two. Come on Hulk! Give me what you got!

-Slide one right in there, buddy! -Okay!

(grunts)

Batter up!

(screaming)

(Hulk) Hulk win!

Uh-oh!

(grunts)

Shh!

It has to be here somewhere!

(Screaming Mimi) Whoo-hoo, Sparkly.

Doom will be pleased!

We can't have that now, can we Klaw?

Ohh!

Noisy girl, leave book alone!

-(girl shrieks) -(Hulk yells)

(yelps)

Stay back, Wasp! I don't want you to get hurt!

Me? Get hurt?

Please! I saved you six times just this past month!

Seven, if you count the time you got stuck in the bathroom!

Look out!

(clinking)

(Falcon) Hulk, no!

What do we always do?

Uh, wash armpits?

When we see fractals?

(sighs)

Not touch.

For me? Please?

Because fractals are scary.

Scary?

Blah! Sparkly not scare Hulk!

(roars)

(sighs)

You have no idea what a relief it is,

to be able to speak in complete sentences.

-Hulk? -But of course!

And now that I can think,

I know it's you who has been slipping my hand

into warm water as I sleep.

(laughs) Come on. It was a joke.

Don't you dare patronize me.

Wow, and I thought your face was ugly!

(yells)

-Uh! I've had just about... -Shh!

(whispering) I've had enough.

I'm getting out of here.

(panting) Wait for me!

Certainly! You could run after them!

Or you could stay here

and help the bystanders.

Hulk... is right.

And that's just wrong.

Shh!

It wasn't my fault, Dr. Doom. It was... It was Mimi's fault!

My fault? You were the one crying all the way here.

Oh, Wasp! Please don't sting me there!

-I have sensitive... -(yells) Silence!

Bet you, he calls us fools.

(Dr. Doom) I heard that.

Fool.

Head to the sewers,

and rendezvous with Toad and the Melter.

Do not fail me again!

(Iron Man) No, Falcon, it's out of the question!

Fractals have to be kept in the vault!

But if you take the fractal away from him, Iron Man,

then we go back to dumb Hulk!

And this new Hulk is sharp as a tack.

No more explaining everything three or four times,

no more fouled-up missions, and no more buying a new

fridge every other day.

Are you saying Stark Industries doesn't make a sturdy fridge?

Hey, fractals are dangerous. Period.

-(door closing) -I assure you, Iron Man,

the fractal will be completely safe in my pocket.

Do you honestly think someone is going to steal my pants?

Yeah, good point.

Uh, did I just lose an argument with the Hulk?

Told you.

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but the old me kept a collection of, uh, comic books.

Could anyone help me transport these infantile tomes to the recycling center?

Absolutely!

Lead the way, new and improved Hulk!

Oh, wait up! I'll get my price guide!

(electronic humming)

-Nuts. -(beeping)

(laughing)

Guys, the Toad and the Melter are stanking up the sewers.

Doom must have a line on another fractal!

Super Hero Squad, Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero Up! ♪

They're supposed to be here somewhere.

(laughs)

(Melter) Knock it off, Toad.

(laughs)

Ah, smell that stale air!

Disgusting. Come on, let's hurry up and get this over with.

What does that do?

Booby traps. If any of those heroes try to follow us,

they will be blasted into pieces.

(Thor) Ugh! By mine handsome Nordic nostrils!

Yon stench is nigh o'erpowering!

My eyes doth water!

It's just a sewer, Thor.

Didn't realize it would offend your delicate sensibilities.

Ha! The brawny Son of Odin, be not delicate!

Yet it will take a fortnight or more

to wash out such odious corruption from mine hair!

So these tunnels allow water to carry things away.

Cosmic.

What exactly do they carry?

Sludge.

What is sludge?

Uh, sludge is, uh...

It's everything. All mixed together.

Whoa! Did that tomato peel just move its legs?

That's just some sewer gas bubbling up.

(sniffs) Wait! Something doesn't smell right.

Gee, you think? Whew!

Something else.

I dealt it not!

(Iron Man) Booby traps! All over the tunnel!

Oh, this really stinks!

Perhaps the Power Cosmic will remove the threat!

Uh! Zounds, Surfer!

Canst thou wield the Power Cosmic to freshen the air?

It dost reeketh so!

It is the Power Cosmic, not magic.

Has anybody seen all my books and video games?

Hmm. Unfortunately, I did.

Fortunately, I threw them out for you.

No need to thank me.

You threw out my stuff.

How could you do that?

Your belongings were all so childish.

I didn't throw out anything important.

You threw out Redwing?!

Did I? Hmm.

Your attachment to lesser creatures demeans you, Falcon.

Hulk, you don't just throw out someone else's pet.

My dear Wasp, is that a new costume?

You noticed? Do you like it?

Oh, my goodness, no.

It makes you look a little matronly.

-Ahh! -You should ask for your money back.

But I made this costume myself!

Ah, I see.

Well, we all make mistakes.

-Ugh! -You know, he may be smart,

but the new Hulk is kind of self-centered.

No, he's kind of a jerk!

(Wolverine breathing heavily)

I've got their scent! Up ahead!

I need... to catch my breath!

They're going to be on us!

We need a diversion! Toad!

(laughs)

Keep your eyes open for...

-Ooh! -(Toad laughs)

Da! Forsooth!

(laughs)

(laughs)

(grunts)

(laughs)

Disgusto has the home court advantage down here.

(laughs)

Ugh! Not this time, bub!

(grunts)

Ugh! Now Toad!

Feel the power of mine enchanted hammer!

(screams)

So that is what happens to a toad when it is hit by lightning.

What a let-down.

(screams)

(whispers) Aw, man. Ugh!

(grunts)

Save your strength, Shellhead.

By the time we move that rock, they'll be long gone.

We gotta take the long way around.

Just the thing to pay Hulk back. A good one.

What are you doing?

Punking a punk.

(door slides shut)

I believe this is yours?

Really, Falcon?

The old Hulk might have been fooled

by your childish pranks,

but new Hulk is not amused.

My pranks are not childish, they're genius! So there! Bleh.

Mm-mmm.

Falcon, Falcon, Falcon.

You will never put one over on me.

The sooner your fine, feathered brain gets that,

the happier we'll all be.

Ugh!

Ahh!

(crashes)

(shrieks)

-(growls) -Ahh!

Rest assured, I shall file an official protest with Shield.

A good, swift mediation will deal with you.

(door slides shut)

He, uh, he didn't do anything.

He's not only annoying, now he's chatty.

Yeah, what good is a Hulk that won't smash?

Ugh, the city reservoir?

(laughs)

(bird chirping)

Slight changes in the water temperature

suggest a fractal directly on the other side of the dam.

Melter!

When the reservoir is empty,

the first fractal will be mine.

(Dr. Doom) And as we speak,

the Abomination and MODOK are en route to retrieve a second fractal.

Not only will the flood wash away the city and make it easier to find other fractals,

but Iron Man and his foolish cohort will never be seen again!

(chortles)

(chortle echoes)

(water surges)

Whoa!

Wolverine!

(screams)

I say thee nay!

(grunts)

This volume of water, it will overfill

the sewers and flood the city above!

Mjolnir cannot hold for long!

Falcon, Falcon!

-Falc! You up there? -Tony! It's the Wasp!

(Iron Man) Oh! Who?

-The Wasp! -Who?

-The Wasp! -Oh, Wasp.

Wasp, we're trapped until we can figure out a safe place to put this water!

The reservoir must have taken a hit!

We'll join you as soon as we can!

(grunts)

All too easy.

Bow before the macrocephalic power of...

MODOK!

Uh, and me.

Oh, and him.

This will lead us to where they're keeping the fractal!

Do you mind?

Some of us are trying to...

Ah, I see we have unwelcome guests.

What are you on about, man?

I know where the fractal is!

(laughs)

Ah! MODOK.

M-O-D-O-K.

The mental organism designed only for kickball. (laughs)

I'm so clever.

Yes. Hey, that's not what it stands for!

And my old arch-nemesis.

He's talking to you, Luppy Buns.

(growls)

(roars) Speak English!

(grunts)

(strange sound effects)

Uncultured oaf!

Have at you! (laughs)

I laugh at your insignificance!

(crashing)

(strange sound effects)

(eagle screams)

Ah!

Be careful, Wasp! Don't want to see you get smashed!

Dude, just 'cause I'm small doesn't mean I'm not tough!

(growls)

(yelps)

(Wasp) Falcon! Go find Hulk!

Hulkmeister! Come on, buddy.

What's the point?

So that dimwit in there can beat on me?

No! You become the Hulk again!

The real one. I mean, with, uh, friends.

Just drop the fractal, Hulk, and you'll be back to normal.

Normal? I was dumb!

And my clothes were hideous!

Look, if you stay smart, you'll get beat, and Doom gets the fractal.

Well, then you get dumb again anyway.

Or... you can be yourself.

(Abomination) Hello! (laughs)

Give it to me, now!

(laughs)

Not talking smart anymore.

Touche.

(Hulk roars)

(Wasp) Ugh!

Zap! (laughs)

(Abomination) Ugh!

(grunts)

(both scream)

Hulk smash!

Dat better, Bird?

Oh, yeah.

Iron Man's last orders were to get to the reservoir!

Hulk, go!

(crashes)

The dope is back.

Hold that pose, Thor!

Ah! I have something!

An abandoned subway tunnel, big enough to hold all this water!

Problem. We just have to find a way to get it there.

Leave that to the power cosmic.

-Now, Thor! -Verily! You betcha!

Surfing on water? Truly an odd sensation.

Whoo-hoo! Another sparkly!

We should probably get out of here.

Oh!

(indistinct)

(Falcon) I got your back, green guy!

Whoa!

Do you see it? The water! It's headed for the city!

Whoa, the Wasp grows big too?

No fair!

(groans)

Still think I'm fragile?

(laughs) You are tougher than all of us, Wasp!

Please don't step on me.

Ha-Ha! Way to go!

Wooo!

We may have lost a fractal, but we saved Super Hero City!

Well, we'll get them all someday!

At least we got Hulk's strength factor back up to "off the charts."

I'd hate to room with a giant rampaging goon who's only kind of strong.

You got that right, Iron bub.

Your crew did an excellent job rebuilding the library.

(Iron Man) I made the check out to John Porter, is that okay?

Yo, Steely. This check is short by a couple hundred shekels.

(Iron Man) Uh, got to go! Squaddies calling me!

You don't have to come here if you don't want to!

We can go somewhere else, Hulk.

Nah.

Hulk put book on hold.

The Effects of Theoretical Quantum Astrophysics in the Negative Zone,

by Amadeus Cho?

Are you still feeling the effects of being the Gray Hulk?

You sure you wouldn't rather have a book with pictures?

Bleh! No pictures!

Pictures taste bleh!

(chomps)

Oh, bibliography! Bleh!

Encyclopedia! All you can eat buffet! (chomps)

Oh!

(librarian screams) Be quiet!

(echoes) Be quiet!

(Hulk) Oopsie.

(theme song playing)