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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,229 Lawrence, it's me. 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,042 I know you hate me right now. 3 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,114 I hate me, too. 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,475 But three days? 5 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,566 Can we just talk? 6 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,475 I'll do whatever it takes. Just come home. 7 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,634 I'm sorry. 8 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,629 I miss you. 9 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,321 Please call me back. 10 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,035 I love you. 11 00:01:11,095 --> 00:01:13,615 Yeah, Craig. So, if you could get that started, that'd be great. 12 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,655 After that, Lawrence, start getting the project team 13 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,280 looking at the public API documentation. 14 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,935 Yeah. Actually, that's something I'm gonna show you by the end of the day. 15 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,520 You know, I was thinking we could replicate some of the things... 16 00:01:22,545 --> 00:01:24,502 Excuse me. Lawrence, there's a delivery for you. 17 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,757 Excuse me, guys. 18 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,595 So, what Lawrence was saying, at the verification three-step process, 19 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,600 I was thinking that we could access the multiple accounts with a single... 20 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,851 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 21 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,952 I thought you might need some things while you're staying at Chad's. 22 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,291 I brought you some toothpaste, 23 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,441 some shaving cream, 24 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,034 some panties. 25 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,877 I'm just kidding. I didn't get you panties. 26 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,789 I was in a meeting, Issa. 27 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,441 I'm sorry. 28 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:05,955 I just needed to see you. 29 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,801 I... I made a mistake. 30 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,406 Yeah, you fucking did. 31 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,999 I... I still want us to work. 32 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,075 Lawrence, just... Just give me a chance to fix this and I will... 33 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,715 I'm in this. 34 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,728 I... I love you. 35 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,634 I gotta go. 36 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,912 And stop fucking calling me. I'm done. 37 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,598 I called the company, like, four times, 38 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,000 and we still haven't gotten our deposit back on our chairs. 39 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,960 I'm starting to think we shouldn't have let people sit down. 40 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,872 I just finished up my donor thank-you calls. 41 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,121 How about you? 42 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,190 Almost. 43 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,395 Well, don't forget to call yourself and say thank you. 44 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:21,950 I know I Will. 45 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,314 Kept waiting for you to get off. 46 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,326 - Hello? - Bitch, you still mad? 47 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,558 Hello? Can you... Can you hear me? 48 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,201 Yes, I heard you. What do you want? 49 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,071 I was just calling to say hi, 50 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,925 and to thank you for your donation. 51 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,209 And I'm supposed to let you know that your gift is tax deductible. 52 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,648 I know. I donated last year. 53 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,115 Is that all? 54 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,048 You still going to Malibu this weekend? 55 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,011 Of course. I was always going. 56 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,602 I was on the fence, but, you know, it is Kelli's birthday trip. 57 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,567 You wanna go half on a birthday gift this year? 58 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,115 I already got her a gift. 59 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,605 Okay, well, I guess I'll just get her a gift card from Macaroni Grill. 60 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,475 You know, she love to color on the placemats. Gets hella excited. 61 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,150 Do whatever you want, Issa. You always do. 62 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,805 Okay. I guess I'll just... 63 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,644 What was that? Yep! Gotta go. 64 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,835 All right, I gotta go. Bye. 65 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,281 Okay. 66 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,120 Shut the fuck up! 67 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,519 Holy shit! 68 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,036 Are you kidding me with this shit? 69 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,771 Here are the keys. Wi-Fi password's on the fridge. 70 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,640 I already started heating the pool. 71 00:06:07,665 --> 00:06:09,358 And there's firewood by the casita. 72 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,521 There's a casita? 73 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,967 - Yeah. - What is a casita? 74 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,000 She doesn't have nice things. 75 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:16,015 I don't. 76 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,045 - Have fun! - Thank you. 77 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,485 Okay, ladies. 78 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,598 So, there's two bedrooms downstairs. There's two upstairs. 79 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,991 I'm gonna take the room upstairs because I want the view, so... 80 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,439 I'll take upstairs with you. 81 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,721 Okay. 82 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,451 You ever see someone scream themself awake? 83 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,207 No. 84 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,487 I want y'all on your worst behavior, 85 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,235 'cause this weekend I'm bringing back, "We did say!" 86 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,277 Oh, no. Not "We did say." 87 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,551 - We are too old for that. - Oh, no. 88 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,563 You know the rules... No saying no. 89 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,637 I'm not spending another night in county. 90 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:05,767 It wasn't that bad! 91 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,000 That's how Molly figured out she wanted to be a lawyer. 92 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:10,611 - We did say. - Yo, I'm down. 93 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,832 Okay, as long as it's marriage-friendly, I'm down, too. 94 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,368 Okay, it's my birthday, Tiffany. 95 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,990 Fuck your marriage! 96 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,282 - And, Issa, get off the phone! - Right? 97 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,805 Get off Shade Room. 98 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,719 What's going on between y'all? 99 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,556 Nothing. I'm ready to have fun with my girls. 100 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,877 Yeah, me, too. I am down for whatever. 101 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,641 Okay, Molly. 102 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,477 I want you to touch that waiter's ass. 103 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,711 We did say. 104 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,881 Coming right up. 105 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,197 I'm sorry. 106 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,636 Molly, did you just touch his dick? 107 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,610 She said be on your worst behavior. I'm on mine. 108 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,647 I love it! 109 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,313 Turn my birthday into a lifestyle. 110 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,629 Okay, Issa, your turn. 111 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:07,270 Well, I didn't get you a gift, so I guess I'm down. 112 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,589 We did say. 113 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,040 Bitch, I just said I was down. 114 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,001 My bad. I was reading your eyebrows. 115 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,844 They are very expressive. 116 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,679 Happy birthday to you 117 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,171 - What? - Hey! 118 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,449 Happy birthday, dear Kelli 119 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,965 That's me! 120 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,509 Happy birthday to... 121 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,795 Shut up. 122 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,752 Y'all know I wished for dick. 123 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,764 Oh, man, I needed this. 124 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,764 Since I got engaged, all I do is 125 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,247 look at flowers and taste test little cakes and shit. 126 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,280 It's like I'm really getting married. 127 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,007 Yo, you know what's crazy? 128 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,484 Issa and I just looked at rings, too. 129 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,001 Fuck. 130 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,193 Shit's just fucked up, man. 131 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,758 I'm not saying I got shit together for her, 132 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,673 but I got shit together for her, man. 133 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,126 So, what? 134 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,640 You really done with the ole girl? 135 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,995 Y'all got history, man. 136 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,037 If you was me, could you just be like, 137 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,390 "Hey, you fucked another nigga, but it's all right"? 138 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,925 Hell the fuck no. 139 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,680 Shit, I almost punched a dude at Whole Foods the other day, 140 00:09:18,705 --> 00:09:21,345 'cause he asked Leah if she wanted him to double bag it. 141 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,120 But you a different type of dude than me. 142 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,470 In what way? 143 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,209 My heart pumps cold. 144 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,476 And you an "R&B, singing all your feelings" type nigga. 145 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,400 That's cool. That's you. I like you for that. 146 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,592 Fuck that. 147 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,967 Yo, you know what? Fuck all this sad shit, man. 148 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,839 Hey, call Brandon and Mike, and let's go out tomorrow. 149 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,991 Let's go to a club, something. 150 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,558 - Yeah? - Yeah, man. 151 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,847 - All right. - Hell, yeah. 152 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,084 - Okay. - Oh, shit! 153 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,399 - This is my song! - Girl, we did say! 154 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,608 - Yes, we did! - Okay. 155 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,249 Get it, get it, get it. 156 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,044 Hey, how y'all doing? 157 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,480 - Hi! - Yeah. 158 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,195 Are you Jill Scott? You look just like Jill Scott. 159 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,271 Oh, my God, you look just like Twilight, okay? 160 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,475 Okay. 161 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,886 You Okay? 162 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,680 I'm great. 163 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,600 So, what's Lawrence got planned for this weekend? 164 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,561 He's chilling. 165 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,234 Well, I know he misses you. 166 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,601 Yeah. 167 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,389 Be right back. 168 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,881 Those college boys are really trying to get it. 169 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,520 - Girl, they are not the only ones. - Okay! 170 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,119 We did say! 171 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,850 Are you getting any reception in here? 172 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,638 Yes. 173 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,600 If Derek texts me one more time... 174 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,592 I tell him I'm okay, but he still worries. 175 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,485 He's so extra. 176 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,721 Yeah, he is. 177 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,889 This song goes out to my girl, Kelli, on her birthday! 178 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,595 Oh, shit! 179 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,126 Hey, get it, Kelli! 180 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,834 This is my jam. 181 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,035 Issa, come on, dance! 182 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,316 - Okay. - We did say! 183 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,921 Thank you. 184 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,876 Okay, girl, you're missing your mouth. 185 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,156 Then they're gonna have to wipe it down. 186 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,527 Yes. 187 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,285 Molly, what are you doing? 188 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,719 I'm rolling with Kelli. What? 189 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,007 Are you really about to go off with that baby of a man? 190 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,245 Look, this isn't "We did say." 191 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,720 You don't have to do this. 192 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,154 I know. I want to. 193 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,280 You know, it's not like I'm trying to keep a nigga. 194 00:12:37,305 --> 00:12:38,716 You know me. 195 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,681 So, should I play some music or something like that? 196 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,329 I have, like, a week left on my trial subscription to Tidal, like... 197 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,391 Shut the fuck up. 198 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,513 So, you and Molly really went in last night? 199 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:27,595 Yeah, but my ass ended up face-down on my bed alone, drawers still on. 200 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,570 I mean, I bought that little boy hella drinks last night. 201 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,439 Men these days are hella trifling. 202 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,280 Just be thankful you have Lawrence. 203 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,635 Yeah. 204 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,401 What's wrong? 205 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,354 Something going on with you and Lawrence? 206 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:52,079 You know how I've been super down on Lawrence for a minute, right? 207 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,321 Yeah. 208 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,629 Well, we... 209 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,676 The other day, some shit went down... 210 00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,921 Girl, did he hit you? 211 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,048 What? No. 212 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,249 Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? 213 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,415 - Does he have a car? - Kelli. 214 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,840 I know he has a car. You know what? 215 00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:09,079 I'm gonna fuck that up first. 216 00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:11,030 He did not hit me. 217 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,953 Okay? We're just going through this, like, really rough patch... 218 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,522 You're pregnant. I knew it. I bet Tiffany you would slip up. 219 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,001 And as much as I need that $100, I'm not trying... 220 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,640 I'm not pregnant, okay? 221 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,634 And you know what? I'm just... I'm tripping. 222 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,518 It's fine. Don't even trip. 223 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,604 Then why you get me all upset for no... For no reason? 224 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,671 I'm sorry for making this about me. 225 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,320 Yeah, make it about "it's my birthday." 226 00:15:35,345 --> 00:15:36,270 Yeah. 227 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,489 It'll be about you if you get hit or have a baby. 228 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,649 Do you... Do you listen to yourself? 229 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,444 All the time. I have a podcast. 230 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,830 - Of course these heifers are late. - Who cares? 231 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,520 They're probably at the crib passed out. 232 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,485 I mean, no shade, but just once, can they not be basic? 233 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,632 Right? Issa always trying to judge somebody for how they live their life, 234 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,520 but this bitch is too afraid to live her own. 235 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,875 "You're doing too much." Shut up! 236 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,951 I mean, you know how your ratchet friends are. 237 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,881 Look who showed up. 238 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,155 Where's Kelli? 239 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,230 She's resting. 240 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,640 She said she'll meet us at the hot tub later. 241 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,326 Next up is our 2013 zin. 242 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,030 Thank you. 243 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,517 I think I taste stone fruit. 244 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,406 And a little bit of pepper. 245 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,689 Yes! I tasted it, too! 246 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,150 Look at us. 247 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,560 I taste wine. 248 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,360 Hey, this nigga stupid, though. 249 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,391 But you know what? I'm telling the truth! 250 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,375 These new black bitches, man, they be on some bullshit. 251 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,560 Because half of them didn't have no daddy in the house. 252 00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,738 They don't know what a real relationship's supposed to look like. 253 00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:04,324 Hey, I tell Candace all the time, 254 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,074 "Hey, sometimes marriage sucks. Deal with it." 255 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,241 You know what it is? 256 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,575 These women today, they wanna be the woman 257 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,193 and the man in the relationship. 258 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,000 That's why their ass ain't never satisfied. 259 00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:14,401 They some "never happy" bitches. 260 00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:16,709 Issa was like that all the fucking time, man. 261 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,040 It was either some shit about work or some shit about me. 262 00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:21,168 It was like, "Fuck! Just chill." 263 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,095 Hey, they don't make black women like they used to. 264 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,881 Now my grandmama was a rider. She ain't leave 'cause she wasn't happy. 265 00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:28,360 Exactly! My granddad used to cheat on my grandma all the time. 266 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,090 Nigga had a second family and everything. 267 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,520 She stuck with him till the end. 268 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,886 Damn, her pussy fat. 269 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,600 Yeah. 270 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,615 I know I don't seem like it right now, 271 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,000 but, my nigga, it's gonna be popping for you in the streets. 272 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,417 - What you mean? - Shit flipped back in niggas' favor now. 273 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:45,330 All the girls that were in their 20s, used to be all picky and shit, 274 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,926 they in their 30s and 40s now and thirsty as fuck. 275 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,081 Man, come on. 276 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,470 Mike, show him the girl you were just fucking with. 277 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,273 Show him the bitch. 278 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,589 Damn! 279 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,320 - So, it's like that? - Damn! 280 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,084 Man, I tell a girl out the gate, 281 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,760 "You ain't suck dick on the first date, I ain't fucking with you." 282 00:18:02,785 --> 00:18:04,503 And they do! 283 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,315 Hey- 284 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,684 I got you. Come on. 285 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,560 - Yeah, my man! - Man! 286 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,751 - Yes! - You better get it! My man... 287 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,440 - He ain't gonna do shit. - Probably not. 288 00:18:24,465 --> 00:18:26,354 Ain't doing shit at all. 289 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,475 You're cute. 290 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,993 On, shit. My bad. 291 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,445 You're one of those nice guys? 292 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,721 Nah. 293 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,594 - Nah? - Nah. 294 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,726 Then show me. 295 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,246 What about him? 296 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,160 He's cool. 297 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,331 I can have fun with that. 298 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,045 How much fun? 299 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,869 That depends. 300 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,270 On what? 301 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,358 On how much you want it. 302 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,552 $200 for head, $400 to fuck. 303 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,960 Tomorrow, we could just chill. 304 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,440 So, I was thinking we could leave after, like, a late brunch. 305 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,805 I know this really cute... Oh, my God! 306 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,607 Bitch, we did say! Oh, my God. 307 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,600 Why you looking at me like you Stacey Dash and I just told you you black? 308 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,126 - God. - Whatever. 309 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,641 Marriage has made you boring. 310 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,916 Issa, it's your turn next. We did say. 311 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,526 No, we didn't. I'm good, thanks. 312 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,920 Whatever. I'll take her go. 313 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,593 And can y'all make it good this time? 314 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,125 - Challenge a ho. - Okay. 315 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,051 I mean, we can't really top what you did with that guy last night. 316 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,767 Don't be mad 'cause I got game. 317 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,960 You know what? Give her something. 318 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,568 - New Molly's got it. - Yes. 319 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,994 Yes, she does. 320 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,562 So, we just all gonna sit here 321 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,678 and pretend new Molly ain't the same bitch 322 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,791 that we've known for forever? 323 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,008 I wasn't gonna say anything, 324 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,033 but, like, how is new Molly different? 325 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,918 I embrace who I am, okay? 326 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,765 I do what I want and I do not give a fuck what anybody thinks. 327 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,730 Old boy from the club was cute, so I got with him. 328 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,680 But that's what you always do. 329 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,271 No, no, no. 330 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,795 Now she embraces it. 331 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,645 So, new Molly sabotages her life on purpose. 332 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,319 Okay, okay, okay- 333 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,281 So, new Molly chooses for niggas to walk up out of her life. 334 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,431 - Got it. Cool, cool, cool. - Cool. 335 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,749 'Kay, 'Kay, 'Kay. 336 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,552 Kelli, why are you always coming for somebody? 337 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,994 Why you coming at me? 338 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,242 Because you make everything a joke. 339 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,276 Like, you're 30 340 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,431 and you fucking act like you're 19. 341 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,648 And, bitch, why do you always miss your big-ass mouth? 342 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,006 I don't know! 343 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,798 Kelli, you are a mess. 344 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,644 No, you are, okay? 345 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,600 'Cause you're always telling somebody what to do 346 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,829 or reading everybody. 347 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,685 And meanwhile, your codependent ass can't even take a shit 348 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,717 without asking your man first. 349 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:48,450 Well, at least I'm not up here pretending I have a man when I don't. 350 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,280 Yeah, I know that you and Lawrence broke up. 351 00:21:50,305 --> 00:21:51,805 - Wait, what? - Why? 352 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,081 Because she cheated on him. 353 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,455 Lawrence found out about you and Daniel? 354 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,470 You fucked Daniel? 355 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,640 - I don't wanna talk about this. - That's who it was? 356 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,912 - Derek did not tell me that. - Shit, what happened? 357 00:22:00,076 --> 00:22:02,161 I said I don't wanna talk about it, okay? 358 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,274 Is that why Lawrence hit you? 359 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,194 Kelli, shut the fuck up. 360 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,759 - I mean... - Oh, shit! 361 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,590 Damn. 362 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,600 Why the fuck would you say something like that? 363 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,205 It's the facts. 364 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,318 - Hey. - Hey. 365 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,131 It's so good to hear your voice. 366 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,233 I'm really glad you called. 367 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,110 Are you okay? 368 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,994 Yeah. 369 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,350 You? 370 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,406 No, but... 371 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,604 Do you need anything? 372 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,039 I'm good. 373 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,110 Okay. 374 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,886 - And Chad's good? - Chad is fine. 375 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,512 Sleeping on his couch isn't, but, yeah. 376 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,647 Well... 377 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,720 You know, I'm gone till Monday, 378 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,885 so if you wanna stay at the apartment, 379 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,833 you know, it's quiet. 380 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,280 All right. 381 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,753 Are you okay? 382 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,319 You already asked me that. 383 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,845 Yeah, I'm sorry. 384 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,235 I miss you. 385 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,529 I miss you, too. 386 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,038 I don't know, maybe... 387 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,635 Maybe we should talk when you get home. 388 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,326 Yeah. 389 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,071 Okay, let's do that. 390 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,360 All right. 391 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,721 Okay, bye. 392 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,527 Bye. 393 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,203 I wanna prank call Derek. Give me your phone. 394 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,873 - I wanna be you. - You can never be me. 395 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,439 - I will try. - Whatever. 396 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,126 - Guys, I need to go home. - What, now? 397 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,204 Yeah. Lawrence wants to talk and I need to see him. 398 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,998 It's 1:00 in the morning. 399 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,531 I'm too drunk to do anything. 400 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,966 You know what? It's fine. 401 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,629 I'll figure it out. 402 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,322 I'm not trying to get another DUI. 403 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,557 No, you do not need another one. 404 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,394 And another one and another one. 405 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,608 - And another one! - And another one! 406 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,400 40 minutes? 407 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,359 Fucking Uber. 408 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,601 Shit. 409 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,851 Come on. 410 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,764 We're almost there. 411 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,001 Yeah. 412 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,118 You know what you're gonna say when you see him? 413 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,805 I don't know. 414 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,474 Practice on me. 415 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,832 - I'm so sorry... - Fuck you! 416 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,117 - What the fuck? - Worst-case scenario, girl. 417 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,520 I'm just trying to keep you woke. 418 00:26:00,545 --> 00:26:01,925 All right, try it again. 419 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,678 I'm really sorry for hurting you. 420 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,165 And I can't imagine my life without you. 421 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,968 You're my best friend and... 422 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,998 You're my body goals. 423 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,163 You were right about me. 424 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,242 I'm a fucking mess. 425 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,836 I just... I don't wanna be who y'all think I am. 426 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,910 So, don't be. 427 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,190 How? 428 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,721 You asking me? 429 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,889 But I'ma be here while you figure it out. 430 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,808 So, can we be friends again or... 431 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,349 Bitch, I am on the PCH at 2:00 in the morning. 432 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,250 - Hello? - Y'all really just took my car. 433 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,480 Give me the phone! Kelli! 434 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,483 FYI, don't speed. 435 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,720 I got edibles under the seat. 436 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,271 - This bitch. - Bye-bye. 437 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,912 - I knew she was high the whole trip. - The whole fucking trip! 438 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,195 You want an edible, though? 439 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,691 Nigga! 440 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,959 I seen this bitch at the market. She's bad-ass, my nigga. 441 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,121 I'm tapping on her... 442 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,558 - What up, blood? - Yeah. 443 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,290 What's racking, big man? 444 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,513 Nigga, you know I smashed that, too. 445 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,445 - What the hell, blood? - Man, I'm strapped. 446 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,633 Text me when you get home. 447 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,724 Oh, baby, yes! 31744

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