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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,761 I'm about to stunt on your ass. 2 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,525 You not even ready for this shit 3 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:22,761 You look like a mermaid with feet. In a good way, though. I love it. 4 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,645 But do you love it like, "I would give her money for her fundraiser," 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,240 or, "This bitch looking like a black Ariel?" 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,368 Are those mutually exclusive? 7 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,726 Okay. 8 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,564 You really going all out for this fundraiser? 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,847 Hell, yeah, girl. I wanna kill it. 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,925 And I wanna do right by the kids, and all our friends are gonna be there. 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,402 Plus, after everything that's happened, I realize I had it all wrong. 12 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:48,725 You know, I don't need to be Miss No-Fucks. I'm now Miss Give-All-The-Fucks. 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:49,801 Okay. So, what does 14 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,800 Miss Give-All-The-Fucks give all the fucks about? 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:58,090 My man, my job, of course me. 16 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,960 Okay, I'm just done doing dumb shit 17 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,487 and, really, I think I like who I'm becoming. 18 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,328 - That's backwards. - No, it's not. 19 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,890 You got titties on your back now? 20 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,482 So, anyway, girl, how you doing? 21 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,449 How you holding up with, you know, everything? 22 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:24,241 Yeah, I'm... Girl, you know. 23 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,000 Are you gonna come back out and show me some more clothes, or what? 24 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,889 - I know. - Okay. 25 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,131 - Morning. - Morning. 26 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,202 Are you ready for your big day? 27 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,605 Yeah. 28 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,801 Your interview's gonna go great. 29 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,850 L just... l just really want it, you know? 30 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,120 What are you doing? 31 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,646 I can't have my man going in there all stressed out. 32 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,880 Come on, you're gonna make me late, girl. 33 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,964 - Like I need much time. - So, you got it like that? 34 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,410 Yeah, you got it like that. 35 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,003 I'm telling you, someone is stealing food out of the break room refrigerator. 36 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,684 I know, I spent all weekend 37 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,842 making a three-bean chili for nothing. 38 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:59,367 - I hope they like it. - Oh, no! 39 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,522 - Hey-Crystal? - Molly? 40 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,523 You guys keep going. I'll catch up. 41 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,841 - Girl! - Hey! 42 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,803 Girl, how you doing? 43 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,287 I'm good! I've just been kind of keeping it low-key lately. 44 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,523 Oh, my God, I was just at No Vacancy and I thought about you. 45 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,881 Remember that time you threw that drink in that guy's face 46 00:03:15,906 --> 00:03:18,883 'cause he said you were drunk? You were so drunk! 47 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,883 Girl, please, I was doing too much. 48 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,849 The most! But now look at you. 49 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,207 You looking all classy and effervescent and shit. 50 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,248 Thank you! You know, I've been feeling great. 51 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,403 - I started seeing a therapist... - "Therapy"? 52 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,562 - You okay? - Yes. Girl! 53 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,847 L just had some things in my life that I needed to fix. 54 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,135 I mean, don't feel like you have to share it with me. It's okay. 55 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,401 No, it's fine, girl. Therapy's helped me with that, too. 56 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,642 Girl, you know I was out there being a hot-ass mess. 57 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,405 Even thinking about how I wasn't valuing myself. 58 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:49,088 Girl, I had to change something. And now I just feel so centered. 59 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:54,969 - Okay. - Anyway, let's get together for... 60 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,247 So, our vision is to integrate mobile commerce 61 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,846 in a revolutionary way within the messaging environment. 62 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,806 - We are still solving for that. - What work have you done in that field? 63 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,245 Tons, actually. 64 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,845 You know, what I'm most interested in 65 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,729 is weaving together users' current behaviors 66 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,922 instead of building yet another destination. 67 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,207 Sure, we're into that, but what would your approach be? 68 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,800 Well, you want as many users as possible, right? 69 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,881 Of course. 70 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,928 You know, I'm coming into this cold. 71 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,480 I don't wanna step on anybody's toes. 72 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:22,826 No, step. Go ahead. They're my toes. I don't care. 73 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:27,967 Okay. Well, the Meridian app is amazing, obviously. 74 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,566 So is Instagram. So is Messenger. 75 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,162 Okay, Cameron, you talked about replicating the best apps and features, 76 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,480 so why not deploy a daemon? 77 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,403 Let those companies do all the work for you, 78 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,960 and you get to own all of the data, all of the users, 79 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,805 and the skeleton key that ties them together. 80 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,370 This is so crazy! 81 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,410 I still can't believe they just offered you a job on the spot! 82 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,727 Yeah! Yo, I knew the interview was going great, 83 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,168 but I didn't think they were gonna do that. 84 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,564 How are the perks, though? 85 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,131 Free parking space, tons of t-shirts... 86 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,404 I mean, they're all XXXL, but still free, and a company credit card, I think. 87 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,006 What? We 'bout to be charging up a tab at stupid places! 88 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,084 Okay, sushi every night, and not California rolls. 89 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,481 I'm talking monkfish. 90 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,324 No, I am so pumped for you. 91 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,007 - You earned that shit. - Thanks, babe. 92 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:26,007 And Meridian is a good company, too. I mean, they do a few things backwards, but... 93 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,129 Well, that's why they got you, though, to fix their shit! 94 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,611 Yeah. 95 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,490 Yo, it just made me think about what I was doing with my app. 96 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,881 I mean, I'm way more ahead in developing than they are, 97 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,405 and they're an actual company. 98 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,682 Okay. And so, what does that mean? 99 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,331 That maybe I shouldn't take this job. 100 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,284 I should get Woot-Woot off the ground instead. 101 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,851 Wait, what? 102 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,048 Yo, look, all right, I know it sounds crazy, 103 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,320 but the fact that I was way ahead two or three years ago 104 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,964 means I know what I'm doing. 105 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,486 Like, I'm just mad inspired right now. 106 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,401 Hey, look. I know you wanna get your thing off the ground, 107 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:10,166 but this is way too good a job to pass up. 108 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,487 And you've been wanting this. 109 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,648 Do we really wanna go back to how things were? 110 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,484 You right, you right. 111 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,688 And you can work on Woot-Woot at night, you know? 112 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:29,044 You're gonna make it happen. You know I believe in you. 113 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,321 I know. 114 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,208 Hey, you know the good thing 115 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,164 about all those extra, extra, extra large t-shirts? 116 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,926 - We can get fat as fuck! - We definitely need new fat shirts. 117 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,440 Hey, babe, you gonna help me finish? 118 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,403 - Yeah, let's do it. - Thank you. 119 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,686 Higher. Higher. 120 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,330 Lower. 121 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,970 Higher. 122 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,644 And make sure it's stable. 123 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,722 Insurance won't cover us if we damage the property. 124 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,444 Okay? 125 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,727 I drive past this neighborhood every day 126 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,286 and I didn't know homes like this existed up here. 127 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,045 I know. It's so pretty. 128 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,320 Yeah, what's this neighborhood technically called, Issa? 129 00:07:20,345 --> 00:07:23,442 Someone told me it's the black Beverly Hills. 130 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,931 Is that true? 131 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,807 Listen here, you gent, Columbus motherfucker. 132 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,405 If you don't stay the fuck away... 133 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,335 I don't know why I told you about this neighborhood 134 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,725 because y'all take everything! 135 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,165 Can we have anything? Leave! 136 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,360 Guys, I really don't know, but I do know we have a lot of work to do, 137 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,687 and this bench needs to go over there. Could you... 138 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,125 But we just moved it here. 139 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,851 Don't question my authority. Thanks! 140 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,208 Hey, Issa! I wanted to introduce you to Chef Babette. 141 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,720 So nice to meet you. Thank you so much for catering our event. 142 00:07:51,745 --> 00:07:54,200 My pleasure! Anything to support the neighborhood. 143 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,170 - My favorite restaurant is Stuff I Eat. - Thank you! 144 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,360 You've gotta tell me what's in your carrot croquettes. 145 00:07:59,385 --> 00:08:01,547 I'm guessing it's turmeric. Is it turmeric? 146 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,926 - Hey! - Joanne, I'll be right back. 147 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,441 Hey, girl! 148 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,885 - Hey! - Thank you for making it. 149 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,042 What are you doing? It's not that heavy. 150 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,246 Let's go! 151 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,605 - That's heavy. - Use your wrists. 152 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,206 - Keep going! Good job. - Oh, my God. 153 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,363 Girl, did I just see two white families walking their dogs? 154 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,727 Since when did Baldwin Hills get all gentrified? 155 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,167 When white people were sitting up in their $4,000-a-month 156 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,851 one-bedroom in Malibu like, "Them niggas ain't that bad." 157 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,280 - Thanks for helping me, though. - Oh, my God, of course! 158 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,280 - Is it going good? - No, it's going really good. 159 00:08:35,305 --> 00:08:37,686 Like, tonight's about to be inspirational as fuck. 160 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,842 Yes! Oh, my God! 161 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,086 Guess who I ran into? 162 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,207 You remember Crystal? 163 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,443 Crystal with the fucked up shoes or Crystal with the heavy-ass titty ring? 164 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,081 - No, Crystal, our RA from freshman year. - Oh, yeah! 165 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,049 She always had the hookup on extra cereal 166 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,122 - after she fucked that janitor! - Janitor! 167 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,601 - How's she doing, though? - She good. 168 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,047 She through hoing. But she's in therapy, though. 169 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,681 Bitch, shut the fuck up! 170 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,564 - You stupid! - I swear! 171 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,610 That's what she told me. Just all over-shared and shit. 172 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,490 - What made her start going? - I don't know. 173 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,767 She was all on some, "When we was running the streets," 174 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:15,287 "I was doing too much, not valuing my value." 175 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,728 Like you can't value yourself and fuck at the same damn time? 176 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,767 Yeah. 177 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,730 And now she's all like, "I'm so centered and I'm so zen." 178 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,531 "I recommend therapy for everyone." 179 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,886 Girl, bye. 180 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,449 Did she say therapy was working for her, though? 181 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:36,491 I mean, I guess, but who wants to go broke paying for a fake friend? 182 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,689 But maybe talking through some shit with someone isn't the worst idea. 183 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,240 Bitch, you trying to say I need therapy or something? 184 00:09:46,265 --> 00:09:48,650 Come on, no! Like... 185 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,929 But, I mean, maybe 'cause, you know, the stuff that you went through with Jared, 186 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,005 and even that lawyer nigga, like, maybe it could help. 187 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,929 Girl, even I would go. 188 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,767 Bitch, you mad now? 189 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:05,961 Why would I be mad 190 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,122 when you wrong as hell, Issa? 191 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,442 Issa, where do these go? 192 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,522 Patricia, you know where they go. 193 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,041 Okay, hold. Great. 194 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,449 Hey, look who I found! 195 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,841 Hey! Welcome, kids! 196 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,082 Look at you guys. 197 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:36,485 - I bet a rapper lives here. - Actually, this house is owned by a dentist. 198 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,449 But, like, a rapper's dentist? 199 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:42,485 Rappers don't have dentists, stupid. Besides, only white people live up here. 200 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,370 Dayniece, all people need good oral hygiene. 201 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,284 And this place is actually owned by a black person. 202 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,528 - This is a black neighborhood. - For real? 203 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,126 Yeah, and it's only 10 minutes away from your school, 204 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,208 so, if y'all study hard and y'all act right... 205 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,521 This dentist has a drawer full of extra batteries! 206 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,086 - What he need these for? - Hey, guys. 207 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,686 We can't just open people's battery drawers, okay? 208 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,048 And, kids, don't forget to hand out all your donation cards tonight, okay? 209 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,726 And don't be afraid to introduce yourselves and smile. 210 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,371 - Yeah? Yeah! - Hi. My name is Markese. 211 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,169 How you doing? Nice to meet you. Hey. 212 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,487 Hi. My name is Markese. Very nice to meet you. 213 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,850 One of our big donors is here... 214 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,760 - Okay. - And Joanne wants me to talk to him. 215 00:11:20,785 --> 00:11:24,206 And I can't believe I'm saying this, but don't let the kids take anything. 216 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,851 That only crossed my mind once you said it. Okay. 217 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,530 All right, guys- 218 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,450 Here you go. 219 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,760 Yeah. Okay. 220 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,569 You cannot come to my birthday. 221 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,563 - I don't wanna be there. - It's girls only. 222 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,371 Well, I paid for it, so you used my money to do it. 223 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,320 - Okay, you know... - Which I wanted you to do. 224 00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:56,724 That's what I got you for your... 225 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,407 - This is a birthday present from us... Me. - No. Okay. 226 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,290 - It'll be a great time. - Guess who's rich, bitches? 227 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,127 Not me, but I just got that guy to donate $5,000! 228 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,885 I have never said the word "disadvantaged" so many times. 229 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,246 Way to go, Iss. 230 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,483 And before I forget, here's our donation. 231 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,767 - What? - Just a little something. 232 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,490 - Thank you. - And since he doing it... 233 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,925 We gonna... Bam! 234 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,321 What, Kelli! 500? 235 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,762 Okay, don't cash that shit until next month. I'ma be homeless. 236 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,604 Seriously. 237 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,205 I love the dress. 238 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,851 Gotta work on the shoe, but still love the dress. 239 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,921 I will take that. 240 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,160 I can't believe there's only two bartenders back there. 241 00:12:36,185 --> 00:12:37,186 Like, seriously? 242 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,521 Well, guys, I just wanna thank you so much for coming and for donating. 243 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,125 It just... It means a lot. 244 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,884 - Cheers. - Cheers! 245 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,485 - Congratulations. - We got you, girl. 246 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,210 We got y'all! 247 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,521 You know, so, we're not doing that? 248 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,443 Cool, cool, cool. That was a joke. 249 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,047 I thought there'd be at least a couple good-looking dudes here, 250 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,361 but it's just old and bald dudes. 251 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:02,411 - That's my type. - Well, at least the view is fantastic. 252 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,563 Got my allergies acting up, though. There's hella smog tonight. 253 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,007 - Damn, Molly, really? - You don't feel that? 254 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,923 This is LA. It's a smog city. 255 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,411 Do you need a Kleenex? 256 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,850 Hey, yo, look at Lawrence looking like Eddie Murphy in Boomerang. 257 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,888 - Hey! - I see him! 258 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,530 - What's up! - Okay! 259 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,046 Look at my boo, all suited up and shit. 260 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,731 What's up, y'all? Babe, this place looks great. 261 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,167 You killed it! Hey, you a genius. 262 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,324 - You gonna tell them? - No, come on. 263 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,811 - Tell them! - No, come... 264 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,321 - What? - All right, so I got this new job. 265 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,449 - It's a tech company. - Okay! All right, I see you. 266 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,124 They got you benefits? 267 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,215 'Cause the first thing you need to do is get your eyes checked. 268 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,200 You know they can tell diabetes through your eyes? 269 00:13:44,225 --> 00:13:45,604 They're like, "betes." 270 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,360 Hey, what are you gonna be doing for them? 271 00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:49,401 It's really interesting, actually. 272 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,480 It's a company called Meridian, a few years old... 273 00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:53,647 Issa, can I steal you for a sec? I'm so sorry. 274 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,929 So, there's a very important potential donor. 275 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,483 I just... I wanna introduce you to tonight's organizer, Issa Dee. 276 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,649 I've heard so many good things. 277 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,520 And a parent was just telling me about beach day... 278 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,487 I'll be right back, guys. 279 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,771 So much to talk about. 280 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,525 Yeah, no, we're so happy. 281 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,290 - Thank you very much. - Enjoy. 282 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,971 Daniel, hey. What are you doing here? 283 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,487 Right now, just trying to fuck up this quesadilla. 284 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,723 - Okay. Were you invited? - Yeah. 285 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,131 Really? 286 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,083 Did some work at Career Day. Just here for the kids. 287 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,161 Okay. 288 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,720 Well, let's just make sure we keep it about the kids. 289 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,411 Bye, Molly. 290 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,162 I'm definitely making a donation tonight, 291 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,971 because when I think about all the people who've helped me, 292 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,610 I just have to give back. 293 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,923 It's just important. It's something... It's who I am. 294 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,570 Yeah. I am so sorry. 295 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,531 I think I see a child who's been left behind. Excuse me a second. 296 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,489 Why is he here? What did he say? 297 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,080 - He said he's here for the kids. - Yeah, but how did he say it? 298 00:15:28,105 --> 00:15:30,724 - Is this nigga about to start some shit? - I hope not. 299 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,804 At least him and Lawrence don't know each other, so... 300 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,089 Fuck this. Just keep things cool while I get him out of here. 301 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,490 Okay. 302 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,404 Yeah, good to see you. Thank you. 303 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,801 - Yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming. - Thank you for... 304 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,720 Yeah, you really helped those kids out before. 305 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,480 - It means everything... - Sorry, excuse me. 306 00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:52,507 - Hey. Sure. - I need to see you. 307 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,201 You need to leave. 308 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,807 Like, I know you're mad at me or whatever, but this is my job, okay? 309 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,451 - This isn't the time or the place for drama. - Hold up. 310 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,960 I don't hear from you in three weeks 311 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:06,665 and that's the first thing out your mouth? 312 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,246 After all the shit we done been through, like, for real? 313 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:15,041 I know stuff at the studio, it happened kind of fast, 314 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,880 but why you acting like it wasn't something? 315 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,131 Okay, yeah, it happened, but I was confused, 316 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,890 and you've been texting me and pressing me all hard. 317 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,485 Really? 318 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,723 - Daniel, you knew I had a boyf... - You're trying to blame me for what you did? 319 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,006 You're not a victim, Issa. 320 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,400 You're being real loud right now. 321 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,727 I didn't even come here for all this, Issa, 322 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,848 I just wanted to look you in the eye 323 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,891 and ask you why you were treating me like I'm some random-ass nigga. 324 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,326 You were just an itch I needed to scratch. 325 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,450 So? 326 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,648 - He is leaving. - Good. 327 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,406 Issa. This is so great! 328 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,801 - The kids are thrilled to be here. - Good. 329 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,360 Justin, this is Molly. Molly, this is Justin. 330 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,808 - He teaches at Thomas Jefferson. - Hi. Aren't you the lawyer from Career Day? 331 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,804 - I am. - The kids could not stop talking about you. 332 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,844 Well, I hope nothing I said went over their heads. 333 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,649 I only heard the best things. 334 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:52,809 May I get you a drink, Molly? Or do you object? 335 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,200 No, I'm good. I'm not drinking tonight. 336 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,483 Okay, sounds great. 337 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,445 - I'll catch up with you two later. - Okay. 338 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,440 - Good to see you, Justin. - Okay. Yeah, you too. 339 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,050 - Jackie Chan is too thirsty. - "Or do you object?" 340 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,289 Way to make it weird, bro. I'll be right back. 341 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,969 - Thank you. - Here you go. 342 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,041 Thanks, man. 343 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,608 We'll bring that right out. 344 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,122 So, what's... What's your connection to We Got Y'all? 345 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,529 I don't have one anymore. 346 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,000 - Hey! - You good? 347 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,764 Everything's great. Thank you. 348 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,571 Girl, you all right? 349 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,046 I'd be better if they'd stop pouring these weak-ass drinks. 350 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,843 Okay, what the fuck is up? 351 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,963 Nothing. I'm just over this day. 352 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,169 Yo, it's not nothing 'cause you were rude as hell to Justin back there, 353 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,446 and I have to work with him. 354 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,330 - Why you tripping? - So, I'm tripping? 355 00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,535 You're over there acting like I'm raggedy and shit, 356 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,040 telling me I need therapy when your mess is all over the place. 357 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,929 So, that's why you've been pissy all night, 358 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,571 because I vaguely suggested therapy might be good for you? 359 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,290 - Clearly, I was onto something. - Oh, for real? 360 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,850 Like your shit ain't all fucked up? 361 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,604 Like I wasn't just distracting your man 362 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,760 - right after schooling your side nigga? - What? What? 363 00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:07,211 Why are you throwing that shit in my face? 364 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,171 I made a mistake, but at least I can see the shit that I do wrong. 365 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,480 - What do I do wrong, Issa? - Do you really wanna know? 366 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,553 - Please tell me. - Okay, have you noticed, Molly, 367 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,688 the common denominator in all your can't-find-a-man bullshit is you? 368 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,963 Yeah, let's do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute, he's too thirsty. 369 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,443 The next minute, he's too distant. The next, he's too gay! 370 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,331 And then when you do find someone that you actually like, 371 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,562 you ruin it by doing too fucking much. 372 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,291 You act like finding someone is supposed to be 373 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,250 some sort of fairy tale, but it's not. 374 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,563 - You're impossible to please! - I'm impossible to please? 375 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,648 You can't commit to anything! 376 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,291 Did I say shit when you were complaining about your job 377 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,681 for five fucking years like you can't change that shit? 378 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,765 You've been on the fence, whining about your relationship forever, 379 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,888 but did I say a motherfucking thing about that? 380 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,564 Oh, shut up, Molly. 381 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,690 The shit that you said wasn't even all my fault, and yet you act like shit is black and white. 382 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:02,003 You fucked another man when your man was fixing his shit for you! 383 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,849 Bitch, you don't even deserve Lawrence. 384 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,086 Are you mad that I can actually keep a nigga? 385 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,169 Fuck you, Issa. 386 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,562 Hey, can we cut the music? 387 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,484 Miss DJ, can we cut the music? Thanks... 388 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,564 Okay. So, if I could have everyone's attention. 389 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,802 The kids would like to... 390 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,680 Dayniece and the kids would like to say a few words. 391 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,411 So, Dayniece, take it away. 392 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,081 Sony. 393 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,728 - Where'd you go? - Get some air. 394 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,327 - Where's Molly? - She left. 395 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,171 It's gonna... There you go. 396 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,331 We would like to thank We Got Y'all 397 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,768 for taking us to this nice house in our own neighborhood, 398 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,128 which I'ma buy someday. 399 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,410 When I grow up, I'ma buy me extra batteries. 400 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,883 Aim higher. 401 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:39,165 And also, we'd like to give an extra special thank you to Miss Issa. 402 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,009 For all her hard work. 403 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,690 Yes! 404 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,006 Go, Miss Issa! 405 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,485 Yes! 406 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,924 I promise I'm not drunk this time. 407 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,731 - What are you doing here? - Look, I know you're over me. 408 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,410 Hell, I'm over me, too. 409 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,165 But I realize I was going about us the wrong way, 410 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,847 and I just had all these unrealistic expectations about relationships. 411 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,604 And, you know, when it came to us, 412 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,570 - I should've just lowered my standards. - What? 413 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,924 Wait. No, I didn't mean it like that. I meant, like, I can meet you on your level. 414 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,321 Not that it's, like, a lower level, but it's just... 415 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:45,844 Shit, Jared, you were just different than what I thought. 416 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,604 Okay, look. 417 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,969 I can't hang my life on trying to date the perfect guy, 418 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:56,290 so I should've just learned to be happy with you. 419 00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:01,002 Shit, I'm still not saying it right, but, fuck... 420 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,248 Look, I'm tired. 421 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,762 Woof, my dogs are howling. 422 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,007 Yep, arch support is important. 423 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,721 I'm so glad we made our goal, though. It was touch-and-go there for a minute. 424 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,087 It's always touch-and-go. 425 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,161 We find a way to make it work. 426 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,925 So, where do you see yourself in a year? 427 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,010 Hopefully at We Got Y'all. Wait, are you firing me? 428 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,084 No. You're doing a great job. 429 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,931 This is who I've been wanting to see. 430 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,649 Take it before they check. 431 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,328 Don't have to tell me twice. 432 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,048 Hey, babe! 433 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,644 I am so glad this night is over! 434 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,763 And I got us a present. 435 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,001 Barn! 436 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,445 Who's Daniel? 437 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,245 Daniel. That's who was there tonight, right? 438 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,690 Yeah, we went to high school together, 439 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,926 And he volunteered at that Career Day we had. 440 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,528 He did this, like, music presentation for the kids, so they must've invited him. 441 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,167 Did you fuck him? 442 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,766 What? 443 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,685 Why would you ask me that? 444 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,761 'Cause I am. 445 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,162 Did you fuck him? 446 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,646 - You fucked that nigga? - I'm so sorry. 447 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,405 - What the fuck? Wait, you fucked him? - I'm so sorry! 448 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,285 - I didn't mean... - You're not fucking sorry! 449 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,520 You're just gonna throw that nigga in my face tonight? 450 00:26:25,591 --> 00:26:27,116 I didn't know he was gonna be there! 451 00:26:27,191 --> 00:26:29,565 I told him what we did was a mistake. 452 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,127 So, you fucked up our shit for some nigga who's a goddam mistake? 453 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,931 Did you fuck him more than once? 454 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,560 - Did you fuck him more than once? - No! 455 00:26:37,635 --> 00:26:39,355 - You're fucking lying! - Lawrence, come on! 456 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,770 Fuck! 457 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,729 Fuck, I thought we were in this, Issa! 458 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,962 - We are. - I'm so fucking stupid, man! 459 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,327 Lawrence, I'm stupid! Just tell me what I can do... 460 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,495 - I need to get the fuck out of here. - Lawrence, please! 461 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,255 - Please don't go. Lawrence! - Get the fuck out of... Issa. 462 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,575 - Issa, get the fuck out of the way. - No. 463 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,895 Issa, get the fuck out of the way. 464 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,895 - Just talk to me. - There ain't shit to talk about. 465 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,729 - Get out the way. - Lawrence, I'm not moving. 466 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,450 - I'm not going anywhere. - Issa, move. 467 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,042 - Just talk to me. - Get the fuck out of the way. 468 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,962 - Lawrence, I am not... - Issa, move. 469 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,566 - Come on! I... - Move! 470 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,248 Fuck! Come on. 37899

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