All language subtitles for Insecure S01E06 Guilty as Fuck

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal) Download
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,531 Hey, babe. How was work? 2 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,082 It was fine. 3 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,960 What's wrong? Something happen? 4 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:53,729 I'm just... I'm searching for these words to say to you right now. 5 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,641 Just say it. 6 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,604 I slept with my ex. 7 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,160 I didn't mean to do it, and it just happened. And I didn't do it on purpose. 8 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:10,804 Bitch, I don't want your sloppy second ass! 9 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,640 I ain't Russell Wilson in this motherfucker! 10 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:37,921 Hey, babe. How was work? 11 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,604 It was splendid. 12 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,728 Splendid? We're using splendid now? 13 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,005 - Hey. What's wrong? - Why do you think something's wrong? 14 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,367 I don't know. You just seem off. 15 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,329 It was just... It was a long day at work. 16 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,887 Well, maybe I can make it better. 17 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,881 Wait, what? 18 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,368 Where's the "broken pussy" video? 19 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,011 I called a guy I used to work with, and he got it taken down. 20 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,650 - Like, everywhere? - Yep. 21 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,007 If you google your name, the only thing that comes up 22 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:27,007 is your Facebook page and a singer named Issa Sekibo. 23 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,162 He sounds like a Nigerian Ruben Studdard. 24 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,287 What... Hey, why are you crying? 25 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,966 - Because of what you did. - Babe, it was nothing. 26 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:44,443 No, you took care of it, and you're always taking care of me. 27 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,602 You're like my black Spider-Man. 28 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,322 Hey. Hey, come here. Come here. 29 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,404 - Now I got snot all on you. - Hey, it's okay. 30 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,087 I just love you so much. 31 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,484 I love you, too. 32 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,564 No, but, like, I really love you. 33 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:12,568 And I appreciate you, and I never wanna forget that. 34 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,763 You know, I like getting all this love. 35 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,920 What are you gonna do when I tell you I picked up your dry cleaning today? 36 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,051 No, you weren't supposed to cry. 37 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,971 Babe, my teeth feel clean as fuck. 38 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,606 These new floss things, they really get in there. Look. 39 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,771 They look good, babe. 40 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,360 Come here. 41 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,726 - What? - Nothing. I got the chills real quick. 42 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,321 Come here. Let me warm you up. 43 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,161 - Okay. - Come on. 44 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,362 What? You still cold? You need blankets? What? 45 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,770 No. I think the video has just been stressing me out. 46 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,688 Can we just... Can we just lay here? 47 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,810 Yeah. Sure. 48 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,484 You sure? You're not mad? 49 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,849 Nah, I'm cool. 50 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,529 Thanks, babe. 51 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,406 What the fuck? 52 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,727 HEY- 53 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,931 Hey. 54 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,446 Thanks for letting me stay here last night. 55 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,443 You didn't really leave me much of a choice. 56 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,842 Is that Cookie Crisp? 57 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,840 Dang, I haven't had that since, like, elementary. 58 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,042 So, what was last night about? 59 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,605 You show up faded at my place out of nowhere. 60 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,570 Yeah, I was just going through something with this dude, 61 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,041 and I guess my drunk brain just led me here. 62 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,281 Okay. 63 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,047 What? 64 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:06,366 You know, it's fine if you and I didn't work out. 65 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,444 But it just feels like you're playing games, and I'm not really about that. 66 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,641 You're right. 67 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,884 You know, I was doing the most, but, you know, I really did like you. 68 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,051 All right, I fucked up and you didn't deserve any of that, 69 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,360 and I'm sorry. 70 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,723 You know what? I suck. I'm... I'm just gonna go. 71 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,970 Yeah, this is... I'm not... 72 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,491 Don't smile. 73 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,840 You ain't getting no milk. 74 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,801 Okay. Thanks. 75 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,528 Your hair looks great like that, by the way. 76 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,448 So, what are you doing today? 77 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,045 Just... I have errands. 78 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,721 You need a ride? 79 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,851 You still got errands? 80 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,280 - No! I... - You still got errands? 81 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,362 I ain't got no errands! I ain't got no errands! 82 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,087 Is that pork bacon? 83 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,121 What's the occasion? 84 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,965 Can't I just wake up and wanna cook breakfast for my bae? 85 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,806 Yeah, you can, but it just feels so new. 86 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,009 I just wanted to thank you, you know, officially. 87 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,523 You're not even ready for this shit, okay? 88 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,449 So, we got real bacon... 89 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,965 blueberry waffles, 90 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:46,045 eggs lightly scrambled, plus strawberries and pineapples. 91 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,406 What? 92 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,924 Damn, Iss! 93 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,731 And I was thinking we should go out later. 94 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,167 You know, it's been a minute since we had a date night. 95 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,523 - Yeah, you know I'm down. - Okay. 96 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,410 Look at you. Cooking breakfast, making dinner plans. 97 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,403 Yo, I got me a real one. 98 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,800 All right, hand me some fruit. 99 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,767 And, Freida, where are we on the silent auction items for the fundraiser? 100 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,684 It's going great. The Rams are donating tickets. 101 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,922 Dulan's is donating a private dinner, 102 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,243 but we are still waiting on a jersey signed by Kobe Bryant. 103 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,846 I saw him at Katsuya once. 104 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,962 And have we secured a location in Malibu? 105 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,442 We have several options that I can show you, 106 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,490 but most places are saying that we can't bring kids 107 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,130 because they're worried about damage. 108 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,725 But a lot of them are saying 109 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,246 that they'll provide chairs and tables at no additional cost. 110 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,325 I thought the whole point was to invite kids this year. 111 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,290 Yeah. Why are we pressed to do it in Malibu? 112 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,445 Did you hear the part about the tables and chairs? 113 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:53,531 I did, but can't we do it somewhere near, like, Inglewood or Baldwin Hills? 114 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:58,011 I mean, Malibu's nice, it's just We Got Y'all is in this community. 115 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,280 It would just be great to show the kids that there's beauty in their own backyard. 116 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,844 - I think that's a great idea. - Me, too. 117 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,082 Not that you asked. I'm just adding. 118 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,529 Okay. 119 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,647 Moving on. 120 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,049 Okay. "Add basil, cook for one minute." 121 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,451 Can do, bitch. 122 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,607 Yeah. 123 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,567 Yo, you know what? Chrissy Teigen has a dope-ass cookbook. 124 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,526 Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out. 125 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,806 No, I Will not. 126 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,691 I'm cooking for somebody. 127 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,206 Who, that lawyer nigga? 128 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,204 Okay, is this a shade-free zone? Never. 129 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,649 Okay, you remember Jared? 130 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,965 You are the worst! 131 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,246 Girl, I know, right? 132 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,288 So, what happened with the league? 133 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,805 Girl, I'm over them niggas. 134 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,400 Like, they look good on paper, but they on some bullshit. 135 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,760 So, you're with Jared now? 136 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,286 Girl, I know, right? 137 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,601 Life is a funny thing. 138 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,680 L can't get into it while I'm sautéing and basting, 139 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,530 but the point is we talked, he checked me. 140 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,329 I mean, we had a real honest conversation. 141 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,971 I just like that we can just share and be real. 142 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,606 You fucked that nigga. 143 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:33,966 Yes. Yes, I did. 144 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,644 That is not the point. 145 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,530 I mean, it was different. It just felt different. 146 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,123 Well, okay, girl. Look at you. 147 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,284 - Was it good? - Bitch! 148 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,727 Wait, I gotta go. He's here. Bye. 149 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,689 - Hey. - Hey. 150 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,802 Thank you, Chrissy! 151 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,011 - Have you tried Blue Apron? - Stay focused! 152 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,526 Yo, next time, we're getting two popcorns. 153 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,080 - I barely ate any. - I did not eat that much. 154 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,650 No? None fell down your dress? 155 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,966 Look at all that. 156 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,771 - Those were there before we came. - Yeah. 157 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,324 - Hey, let's go in here for a sec. - For what? 158 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,843 I've been thinking about getting a nose ring. 159 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,361 - Stud or hoop? - It don't matter as long as it's gold. 160 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,720 - Hi. - Hey. 161 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,361 Can I see a marquis cut with a platinum band? 162 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,560 The man knows what he wants. 163 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,091 What you know about a marquis out? 164 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,885 The diamonds in this setting begin in a half karat and go up to three. 165 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,007 - This one? - That's very nice. 166 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,366 Thank you. 167 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,041 Do you like that? 168 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,245 Do you like that? 169 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,531 Like that? 170 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,561 What? Can we go? 171 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,009 - What? Why? - I just don't feel good. 172 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,401 I think I had too much junk at the movies. 173 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,080 - Sorry. - That's okay. 174 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,766 It's okay. 175 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,810 You're lying. I cannot see you as a fat kid. 176 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,724 Husky. My mom said I was husky. 177 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,009 Okay. Your mom sounds like a lovely woman. 178 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,570 She is. She's nice. 179 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,450 Oh, my mom. Oh, my gosh, she was always on me. 180 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,329 I remember my first year in college. 181 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,209 I wilded out just to piss her off. 182 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,648 Really? I wanna hear more about this wild Molly. 183 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,688 No. That's okay. 184 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,161 Nah. What? Did you go to juvie? 185 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,568 - You were slanging that rock? - Shut up. 186 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,369 - No. I just did young, dumb shit. - Okay. 187 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,889 Like, I may or may not have slept with a college professor. 188 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:27,201 - Okay. More, please. - Oh, my... No. Okay. 189 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:33,011 All right. Also in college, I made out with a girl at a frat party. 190 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,923 See, I'm not mad at that. 191 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,889 - Of course you're not. - Okay, what else? 192 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,042 Okay, 193 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,566 I did coke for, like, a hot second in law school. 194 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,161 And I also had my tongue pierced for, like, a month. 195 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,766 But, wait, why am I the only one sharing? 196 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,447 - No, where's your dirt? No, bring it. - Okay. 197 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,849 I ran naked through a Best Western one time. 198 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,002 I was so fucking high. 199 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,889 Please come harder, okay? 200 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:05,124 Okay. I slept with my first boss. And she was married. 201 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,010 Shit! 202 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,207 - The husky home-wrecker. - Yeah. 203 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,805 Yeah. That's what they called me. 204 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,042 Okay. What else you got? 205 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,442 When I was 20, I kind of had a sexual experience like yours. 206 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,685 What you mean? 207 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,160 I messed around with a guy before. 208 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,849 - Wait, you did what? - I mean, it was, like, a long time ago. 209 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,721 My friend and I were at this party in New York, both super drunk. 210 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:36,802 Went back to his place and then, you know, it just kind of happened. 211 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,287 What kind of happened? 212 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,481 He went down on me. 213 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,290 So you're, like, bi? 214 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,886 No. No, definitely not. 215 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,529 I mean, I had never done anything like this before, 216 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,002 and I knew afterwards it wasn't for me. 217 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:04,607 - Like, how long after, though? - Like, immediately. 218 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,563 Okay, like, but immediately when? 219 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,889 And, like, was this, like, a one-time thing with this one guy? 220 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,930 Or was it, like, a one-time thing with other guys or... 221 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,528 Molly, one guy, one time. That's it. 222 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,411 Okay. 223 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,051 - I have so many questions. - Shit, me, too. 224 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,202 - Okay, how many times? - Did he like it? 225 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,800 - Okay, did he come? Did they both come? - Kelli, that's enough. 226 00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:31,084 Shit, we're all thinking it! 227 00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:34,761 Sweetie, you can't keep dating him. He's gay. 228 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,604 Because that totally makes him gay, right? 229 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,335 Bitch, sophomore year, you hooked up with that chick 230 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,600 who looked like Lisa Turtle. 231 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,886 Okay, who didn't? 232 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,400 - It's different for women. - Okay, wait, wait, wait. 233 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:46,488 You're telling me that once a dude touches a dick, he's gay? 234 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,561 Yes. 235 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,607 So, it's, like, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, Lee Daniels? 236 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,321 Yes. It's a double standard. But, well, that's how it is. 237 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,568 Okay, bitch, so she's supposed to stop seeing Jared 238 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,085 just because he doesn't subscribe 239 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,322 to the heteronormative rejection of sexual fluidity? 240 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,609 One Woman's Studies class and this bitch talk 241 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,842 like she doing the spoken word in Flawless. I love it. 242 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,686 I'm just saying why can't black men explore their sexuality 243 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,728 without being labeled gay or bi or whatever? 244 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,485 Because I want my man to be a man. 245 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,085 That's homophobic as fuck, okay? 246 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,760 And if Jared were white, you would chalk that shit up to the game. 247 00:16:20,785 --> 00:16:25,082 Preach! Why do black men have to fit in a box and be super masculine all the time? 248 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,731 I mean, damn! Can't a nigga get his dick sucked? 249 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,564 Also, can we bring these drinks inside? 250 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,880 No, wait, wait, wait, hold on. 251 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,524 Are you telling me that if you found out 252 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,840 Lawrence got his dick sucked by some dude way back when, 253 00:16:34,865 --> 00:16:37,072 you would still be talking all this fluidity shit? 254 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,405 Okay, well, Lawrence likes to cook, you know, 255 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,960 and he is very particular about his laundry. 256 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,328 So, you know, besides having sex with men, he's kind of the gayest. 257 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,363 - You're so stupid. - It's true! 258 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,880 Okay, well, Tiffany, what about you? 259 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,146 Like, if you ever found out that Derek one time... 260 00:16:52,225 --> 00:16:54,804 - He wouldn't. - I know, but, like, what if one time... 261 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,042 - He wouldn't. - What, you can't just play along? 262 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,681 No, because he would never, so that's that. 263 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,046 - You don't know that. - Denial! 264 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,487 - He Played. - What's up? 265 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,603 Where y'all two been? What y'all been doing together? 266 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,881 You guys ready to see this Jesus play? 267 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,761 They ran out of programs, so you are gonna have to share. 268 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,808 And they are handing out Kleenex. 269 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,685 The ushers said there will be tears. 270 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,566 Okay, hey. 271 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,883 Y'all better not talk shit about my cousin's janky-ass play. 272 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,566 Okay? He a hood rat, but we family. 273 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,088 All right? This shit going to Broadway. 274 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,006 - I saw The First Supper. - Did you? 275 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,489 Hey. Girl, I know what Jared said was tough, but it happened one time. 276 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,729 And he's a good person. 277 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,328 So, if you like him, don't let that shit ruin it. 278 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,125 I'm gonna try. 279 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,651 - I'm gonna try. - All right. 280 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,364 - That's him. That's my cousin. - Where? 281 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,680 I didn't mean to snitch. 282 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,124 I was just trying to teach him a lesson. 283 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,247 Shit! 284 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,850 Hamilton this is not. 285 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,881 No shade, but why are there two intermissions? 286 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,803 One for the bathroom, one for food. 287 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,521 Now, if he was the real son of God, then he gonna be all right. 288 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,281 Y'all gonna have to tell me what's going on, 'cause I can't see shit behind this big-ass hat. 289 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,567 Hey, sister. 290 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,801 Hi. 291 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,727 Nigga! 292 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,127 Why hast thou forsaken me? 293 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,211 You said you was loyal, but you wasn't. 294 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,206 You said you was faithful, but you a lying-ass bitch. 295 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,441 My bad, my nigga. I shouldn't have betrayed you. 296 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,966 I was just tempted, you heard? 297 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,769 You only got yourself to blame. 298 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,411 I can't fucks with you no more. 299 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,009 You can't just bounce! I'm your day one. You gotta forgive me. 300 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,371 Nigga, you know I love you. 301 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,647 No homo. 302 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,123 But we through. 303 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,771 Jesus out! 304 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,089 - What happened? - I don't know but I know I hate my cousin. 305 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,241 Good job, Tyrell. 306 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,843 I think this place would work perfect for our fundraiser. 307 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,729 It's huge inside. 308 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,609 And they provide candles for ambiance. 309 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,364 It's a no-brainer! 310 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,407 Are you tired? 311 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,608 I'm sorry. I just didn't sleep great last night. 312 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,531 - Hey. - Yo. 313 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,526 I got good news. I got an interview. 314 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,806 Really? Where? 315 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,441 With this tech company in Santa Monica. 316 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:01,611 - Shit, that's amazing! I'm so happy for you! - Thanks, babe. 317 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,206 I feel like things could finally be falling in place for us. 318 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,807 Yeah. 319 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,041 Thanks for just being here for me, babe. 320 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,646 Of course. I love you. Congrats. 321 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,641 Is everything okay? 322 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,321 What the fuck? 323 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,370 Excuse me! Excuse me, we're right here! 324 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,364 - Can you please stop? - Sorry. I caught ya. 325 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,090 What? You caught me? 326 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,120 I literally just watched it go from green to red. 327 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,910 - You can't let it go this one time? - Once I start writing... 328 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,080 That is a lie. They can totally stop writing. 329 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,851 Okay, go back to your shitty-ass, little tricycle 330 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,400 and back to your shitty-ass life, 'cause that's all you've got. 331 00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:42,243 - Yeah. - You don't even have a real weapon. 332 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,243 All you have is that stupid little box. 333 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,970 And you can't even stop a crime. 334 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,042 All you can do is write a receipt for it. 335 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,326 Go home to your kids. 336 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,441 Shit! 337 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,965 How'd I let that happen? 338 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,846 What's... I'm so fucking stupid. 339 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,680 What's wrong with me? 340 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,131 Hey, it's not that bad. 341 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,485 Can you... Can you please stop? 342 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,486 What? What? 343 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,609 L just... l just can't. 344 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:43,162 I'm sorry. I just can't stop thinking about you... 345 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,486 - You and that guy. - Me and that guy what? 346 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,244 I'm sorry. I just can't do this. 347 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,806 Damn. 348 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,921 I'm sorry, girl. 349 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,401 I feel so stupid. 350 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,688 I'm tired of this shit never working out. 351 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,048 - Are you sure you can't move past it? - No, I tried. 352 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,842 I thought I could deal with it, but at this point, it's over. 353 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,048 Fuck! I really liked him. 354 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,605 I mean, Why'd he have to tell me? 355 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,248 I'm such a fucking mess. 356 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,685 I fucked Daniel. 357 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,006 Bitch, you did what? 358 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,441 Are you okay? 359 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,611 You gonna do it again? 360 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,320 No. 361 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,485 Then don't tell Lawrence. 362 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,160 Just move on. 363 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,086 My weaknesses? 364 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,731 Well, my major weakness is that I tend to put a lot of pressure, 365 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,888 sometimes too much pressure, on myself to succeed, 366 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,564 but I've worked on that. 367 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,691 - What are you doing? - Going over a few questions. 368 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,485 Just preparing for my interview. 369 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,087 Do I sound dumb? 370 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,807 Damn it, Issa. 28137

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.