All language subtitles for Below Deck Adventure S01E07 (1080p)_track3_eng

- Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"--

- We are a deck crew down.

- What's happening with their
replacement here on the deck?

- The interior crew,
they're vultures--

- I need Nathan to be woken up.

- I heard Lewis.

He said he could stay up.

He didn't say he could be
woken up.

- Nathan.
- This is kind of bullsh--.

I'm right here.
Let the kid sleep.

She should have came to me.

- Yeah, for sure.

Never go to bed unless you
hand over with the next guy.

- We would have dragged anchor,
who's in the sh---er?

I am.

- You'll grab the platters?
- Yeah.

I shouldn't be the
one assisting Kasie.

I'm second stew.

I mean, that's the job
that I was hired for--

Will you pull that, though?

--I think?

- Lewis.

- We're getting new epaulets.

Oriana said she
only had one stripe.

- I don't know why Oriana
is asserting herself as

if she's, like, second stew.

Her and Kasie are equal.

- It's all just one big
adventure, isn't it?

- That's why you have to live
every day--

- Like it's your last?

Kasie seems like she
could be interesting.

There's a bit of
attraction, for sure.

- Hi.

- "Former guest Heather Gay
and her friends

are celebrating her
recent business success."

- To the blood of pagans.

Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Goddamn!

- [laughs]

[loud thumping]

- Whoa, sh--.

- Oh, my God.

- Ah!
- (BLEEP), bro.

- Ahh!

[dramatic music]

Ahh!

- Yeah, yeah, we got it.

- [groans]

- Did you slip
from the first step, mate?

- Yeah.

- Let's get you in the doorway.
- Did you hear that?

- No.

- Nathan fell all the way
to the bottom of the stairs.

- What?
- No, don't go in there.

[indistinct].

- Oh.

- Ugh.

Oh, (BLEEP).

Ahh!

Oh, sh--.
Ah!

- Part of the training
as a captain at my level is,

I'm expected to be able
to take care of my crew

anywhere in the world.

I've learnt to diagnose
certain issues.

And looking at his ankle,
there's no swelling.

So it appears he's
probably had a strain.

Ankle's still hurting,
[indistinct].

- Yeah.
- Oh my gosh.

- If it's just a strain, and
we ice it every 20 minutes,

he should be fine to get
back to work tomorrow.

But worst-case
scenario, I might have

to medevac him off the boat.

- Ugh.

[upbeat music]

- [screams]

♪

- Whoo!

- [screams]

- Nothing bad happens here.

Look at how beautiful it is.

- Ugh.

- All right.

We're going to the couch, yeah?

- All crew, all crew,
Nathan's had a fall.

He'll be out of action
for a bit...

- Take your time.

- My feet was wet, and the
minute I stepped, I slipped.

And when that happened, I
went down at least 15 stairs--

16.
I don't know.

It was a lot.

- You want something to eat?

That always makes
me feel better.

[upbeat music]

- Go, Shinny Shins!

Give it all you got!

Whoo!

[laughs]

- Whoo!

- Yes.

- Ah!

- We're so excited.

- These lemons are
just full of pits.

- I know.

They're so annoying.

- Oh, sh--.

- What do you want?
Chips?

Candy?

What?

Oh, the shortbread
is mad good, too.

Have some of this, man.

You didn't try it,
but it's a British--

Lewis bought it from home.

- More water sports
this afternoon?

- We need better snacks.

[upbeat music]

- Were you happy about that?

- That's too old for you?

- Yeah, I thought he was great.
I was--like, I was--

he was cute, you know?

- Is he still single?

Do you want to--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, that's great.

I'm worried about me.
- Oh, thank you.

- I am not above
your leftovers.

- He's very cool.

- I was going to cheers you.

- I just spoke to someone
on the swim platform,

and they said they were
done for the day, said,

I think we're done.
I think we're all done.

- OK. All right. Good.

- You're looking good, Nathan.

- Hey, Lewis, what do you
think about a two-man show?

- There's no two-man show.
I can become a [indistinct].

- Looks like we've
got a lead deckhand.

- [laughs]
That's true.

Nathan's not my favorite
deckhand at the moment,

but I can't afford to lose him.

That being said--

You definitely feel,
you know, guilty,

especially when the rest of
the crew is working hard.

And if you can, you will-- you
will push through the pain.

And we'll just
see what happens.

- Ugh.

- You guys just look amazing.

- It's your holiday.

Do what you want.

OK, see you in a bit.

[upbeat music]

♪

- All crew, all crew.

Let's be in blacks by 9:00.

♪

- Yes.

- Like, straight
from the polar cap.

I'm representing ice.

- You done with the cutlery?

- I already got them to Oriana.
- Right.

So for the last night,
the guests have requested

a fire and ice theme.

For the table
décor, we're going

to use loads of cool colors
representing the ice.

And then there's nothing
quite resembling fire,

but that's where this
particular dessert

Jess is doing comes in.

I want my guests to be wowed.

I wonder where the matches are.

- That's really nice.

So what kind of wood is that?

I don't know if we wronged
some Viking gods somewhere,

but there's something weird
happening on this boat.

Smudge the space
with some Palo Santo,

and just pushing away
any of the negativity.

- So what's for dinner tonight?

- Wagyu, garlic mash,
grilled asparagus,

thyme-roasted carrots.

And for dessert
is baked Alaska.

- What's that?

- It's sponge cake.

And then it's got
a bowl of ice cream.

And then you put the
Italian meringue around,

and you light it.

Yeah.

So it's going to
be interesting.

It's a little risky
making this dessert.

It's something I've
never done before.

But it's the perfect ending
to this meal,

because we've got fire
and ice, literally.

However, you don't want
to have an epic fail.

If you don't win dessert,
you don't win the day.

- I should have said,
tonight, I was going

to have dessert with them.

I messed that up, didn't I?

[upbeat music]

- Mike.

Just keep untangling
everything.

Get all the lines separated.

Get them rinsed.

- No.
Let's go from the starters.

- OK.

- Yes.

- Faye's been really hot
and cold this charter.

Like, she's been giving
me a lot of attitude.

- What are you doing?

- I'm getting another
piece of bread for her.

- From now on, I do service.

You go down and do beds,
where you should be.

- And then she's been trying
to, like, make nice with me

by inviting me on an
adventure with her.

- Why don't you come and
help set the picnic up?

Come on.
What have you got to lose?

- Yes.
Yeah, it'll be fun.

It'll be fun.

She doesn't seem to be able to
communicate the reason to me.

It's frustrating.

- That looks good to me.
- OK, cool.

- Keep that.
- OK.

- Cool.

[upbeat music]

♪

- I should go to bed, mate.
- Hey, you got it.

You got it.
- We had a good day today.

- We always have a good day.

- ♪ It's Nordic princess,
Nordic princess ♪

♪ Nordic princess

[line trilling]

- Sir.

- Yeah, this is Kerry,
[indistinct] "Mercury."

- Yeah, good, mate.

I've had a bit of
a look through what

you've been-- what you've
been doing in the past.

And it looks like you're
pretty well-rounded.

The thing for me, mate--

I'm all about the right person.

- I can teach a job,
not a personality.

We've got a new guy coming into
a close-knit crew right now.

We'll be in tomorrow.

So you'll meet the
guys and get yourself

familiar with the vessel.

My concern is personality.

I don't care how good
you are at your job.

If you're not going to
fit in with the team,

I have no use for you.

- All right, mate.
You have a good night.

- All right, cool.

- You look like an Oscar.

- I'd rather look like
a Nordic princess.

- OK, guests are going
to be seated soon.

- I'll be done
in a minute, so I

need you girls in the galley.
- Copy.

We're on our way up.

- Shane, will you tell
everyone where to sit?

- Should we switch it up?

- You tell me.

I'll move.
- No.

OK, good.

[upbeat music]

- OK.
Two plates, go.

- Just look at each
other before we plate,

to make sure we're
positioned right.

- Go, go, go, go.

- I did carrot-- yeah.

- Go while it's hot.

Hello, beautiful people.

- Hey, Jess.
- How's everyone doing?

- So good.
- Ooh.

- So we've got Wagyu
beef from Australia.

- Captain Kerry's meat.

- Thyme-roasted carrots,
grilled asparagus,

a red wine jus,
and a pomme puree.

- Oh.
- Thank you so much.

- Bon appétit.
- Phenomenal.

- So good. Thanks, Jess.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- This steak is delicious.

- It's very-- it's great.

[upbeat music]

♪

- These are going to
go like this on there.

- No, it's going to go like--

- Thank you.

- Will you get me, like, a rum?

- Rum?

- OK.
- Good night.

- Good night.

- I'm grabbing these
galley rags for you.

- Good night.

- Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪

- The Pinot Noir or
the Cabernet Sauvignon?

- I'm going to just come up.

One second.

- Hi.

- Who's that?

- It's me.
- What's up?

- A what?
- Rum.

- Grab a rum?

- Rum.

- Smells so sweet in here.

Am I in your way or not?
- Yeah.

- I am in your way?

- Oh, you're definitely--

- OK

- --in my way.

- Now you're in my way.

- Oh, is that--

I don't know what
the etiquette is.

How do you do wine?

- You can have
whatever you'd like.

I'm just offering red
because you're having steak.

- You match your wine
color to your meat color.

So if you're having like a fish
or a chicken, you go white.

- That seems like the
way they should really

organize the liquor store.

- That industry is
ripe for disruption.

- OK, I'm going to go to bed.

- All right.

Well done.

OK, the rum was only 35-proof,
so I brought two whiskeys.

I would like all these bitches
on fire.

- Look at this.
[laughs]

- No, no, no.

It's fine.

- [laughs]
- Sh--'s about to get lit.

Jessica, why did you
have to do something

you've never done before?

We've got to get this
dessert on the table.

There's ice cream melting.

This is why you
burn the Palo Santo.

- Have we got to
set these on fire?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

But I think we do it
at the table, right?

- Yeah.

- We can't carry all of these.

We need someone else.

- Who is available
to do service?

Come to the galley now.

- Why?

Why do you wanna (BLEEP)
with me today, people?

- Anyone, please hurry.

- [snoring]

- Mike was up.

- Mike, Mike, Kasie.

- It's a young man's game.

- OK, guys, what the
(BLEEP) is going on there?

- Come on, guys.

We just need one person
to come to the galley now.

[dramatic music]

- Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"--

[dramatic music]

- We can't carry all of these.

We need someone else.

- Mike was up.

- Mike, Mike, Kasie.

- It's a young man's game.

- Oh.

- Come on, guys.

We just need one person
to come to the galley now.

- [snoring]

- So this is our
last family meal.

- Every meal is like
an Instagram post.

- Jess is a creative genius.

- I hate to, like, to nap.

When you're on
four-hour watches,

and you only get,
like, a six-hour nap,

a four-hour nap--

- That's a load of bullsh--.

- Come on, guys.

We just need one person
to come to the galley now.

- Sleeping in a little bit.

- For, like, a week straight,
I don't do anything.

- I'll come with you guys.

- Mike.

- Hey, I've been
calling you, dude.

We've been calling you.
We need you.

Do you not have your radio on?

- I do.

The volume is down.

I'm going to bed in,
like, 10 minutes.

What do you guys need?

- We would need you
for five minutes.

- You got me.

- Downstairs in
the galley, please.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

So Mike is useless,
sitting, having a chat.

Do you not respect us?

Do you not know what we're
trying to achieve here?

He heard that,
and he just ignored you.

No.

No way.

- Quickly, Michael.

- Oh my goodness.

Look at this, you guys.

Does anyone know what this is?

- Stand back.
- Hi, Chef.

- Stand back?
- Stand back.

- Uh-oh.

Brandy.

- My hair is highly flammable.

I'm a hooker with
dry shampoo, Jess.

Go easy.

Oh.

- Oh, sh-- is getting real.

- It's toying with my emotions.

- Why are you doing
this to me today?

OK, it's a light,
and there's no light.

- Breathe, Jessica.

Everything's going to be OK.
- It's a light.

I can see it.

It's a light.

- Isn't it getting
hot on your hand?

OK.
- Holy sh--.

- It's flaming.

- This is amazing.

- What? OK. OK.
- Oh!

That's so cool!

- Bravo!

[laughter]

- This is so fascinating.

It's on fire.

- Fire and ice, baby.

- Fire and ice.

- Fire and-- oh my gosh.

Fire and ice, you guys.

- Oh!
Whoa!

Yes!

- Holy-- fire and ice.

- It worked.

Thank God.

- That was impressive.

That is really cool.

- Bravo!

- So it is a baked Alaska.

It's got vanilla
sponge, and then it's

got strawberry and raspberry
and vanilla ice cream.

Fire and ice, baby.

- Fire and ice.

- Way to just top
the theme out.

♪

- Oh my goodness.
- Oh, yes.

- Oh, that's delicious.

- You hit it out of the park.
- Holy macaroni.

- Nailed it.

Whoo-hoo!

- God, I'm so pissed
at him; I'm fuming.

They just don't get it.

Lewis is a bad leader.

I've been on other
50-meter charter boats that

had this team
mentality, and this boat

is lacking that completely.

- It's annoying.

- I'm ----ing fuming.

- We're done.

- We talked it over,
and we're ready for bed.

- Cheers.

- And a good night's sleep.
- And a good night's sleep.

Skoll.
- I'm ready to get cozy.

- Skoll.
- Whoo!

- Good night.

- OK, I come up
to say good night.

- Oh, good night, Faye.
- I'm done.

I'm tapping out.
This is enough.

- See you at 5:30.

- We'll be up.

- [laughs]
- Approximately.

- You all right?

- My heart is still
racing through my sleeve.

- Oh, well, enjoy it.

- It's not a nice feeling.

- I know, but just enjoy it.

- Bye, A Team.
- See ya.

- Over and out.

[upbeat music]

♪

[phone rings]

♪

- Lift up your foot real quick.

- [winces]

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I pulled it from--

- No, you're good.
- I pulled it from your ankle.

- It's gonna have to happen;
it's gonna have to happen.

Falling down, getting
hurt, I'm not going to lie,

I got scared.

But hey, from now on
I'm gonna be real careful,

be real observant.

Because I don't want
to let my team down.

- Can you put weight on it?

- Yeah, I can put some weight.

It's just that--

- Gotcha.

- Yeah, I feel a little
pain, but it's not, like,

crazy pain like the other way.

- Yeah.

- Hearing that
thud and his scream

as he came down the steps.

[loud thud]

- Whoa, sh--,
you all right, mate?

- [groans]

- He didn't bounce.

He just--he dented the deck.

It could have been
a really big deal.

- I bet no one can come
down those stairs faster

than me now.
- [laughs]

- I got a record in here.

- Hey, hey.

- Hi.

- Did my underwear get done?

- Uh, let's see.
- Is this all yours?

- I like colorful boxers.
Can you tell?

- [laughs]

- I'm pulling for Oriana and
Lewis to get together again.

They could get boat married
and move into boat cabin

and leave me alone.

- Look at that.

That's not a bad match, eh?
- Perfect.

It looks beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Hi, there.

- Hi.

- I wondered if you
needed anything.

- Coffee.
- Yeah?

OK.

- How are you
feeling this morning?

- Feeling all right.

- That's good, man.

Let's get the
anchor ready to go.

Just keep calling
those angles to Kerry.

Radio check, Kerry.

- Yeah, man.

You can start bringing
her up.

- Copy.
Nathan's bringing her up.

- Copy that.

- One more shackle to go.

One more shackle to go.

- Copy.
Thank you, gentlemen.

[upbeat music]

- I'm going to
just do a selfie.

♪

- [laughs]

♪

- Something just flipped.
Something's flipping.

It's a dolphin. It's a dolphin.
- [screech] It's a whale!

- Or it's a whale.

- It's a pilot whale.

- That was really cool.

That so exciting to see.

- [yawns] How's it going, Jess?

- I want to talk to
you about something

while I've got you here.

- Yeah?

- Completely disrespected
last night by Mike.

- What happened?

- We called on the
radio three times.

Mike was sitting here.

He completely ignored
our radio call,

and his reason was because
he goes to bed in 10 minutes.

- Lewis has always
got the deckie's back.

But Lewis needs to understand
that this is reality.

He needs to up his game.

He's a leader.

He needs to be more
firm with his boys.

- Lewis, Lewis.
- [indistinct] come ahead.

- [indistinct].
- Lewis, I cannot hear you.

You're breaking up.
- Starboard wing.

- 30...
- Lewis.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Mike was sitting here.

He completely ignored
our radio call.

And his reason was because
he goes to bed in 10 minutes.

- OK, I'll have
a word with him.

- Good girl.

- I'll leave that
with you, or do

you want me to say something?

- I'll mention it.

- I do feel for Lewis.

Faye can frustrate
me sometimes.

But at the same time, the boys
need to get their heads out

of their asses.

- Mike, Mike, meet me in the
bridge as soon as possible.

- Roger that.

- So because the guys are
being sh--heads to us,

if the new guy's
super helpful,

we all have to make him
feel amazing.

And that way the other
two guys will be jealous

and want to act like him.

And then if he's
a sh--head,

we have to be really mean to
him so that he can get scared

of us, because I
don't think the other

two guys are scared of us.

I like Lewis.

Romance is fun,
and it makes the charter

season go by faster.

But, like, it would
be great to have

a guy with a little bit more,
like, charisma

on this boat, right?

Something more to say.

Maybe a little bit taller,
stronger, more competent

in their job.

So that's the game plan.

- If you guys were nastier
to them,

they'd be scared of you.

- How are you guys?
- We're great.

We're so good.
- So good.

- Yeah?
- Can I do another coffee?

- Like a cappuccino?
- Yeah, cappuccino, yeah.

- Oh, OK, no worries.

- Thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
- Faye, thank you so much.

- You're welcome.

♪

- Hey, Mike, we were
just talking about you

not taking food out yesterday.

- Yeah, they said they were
calling me on the radio.

It was like 23:40.

I was waiting for the turnover.
- That's all right.

- I didn't hear it.
- They were just--

- They came by and got me.

I went back down, and I did it.

- I think Faye is a
little upset about it.

But you'll save yourself
some trouble if you just go

and tell Faye that.

- I-- we already had
this conversation.

The stewards,
having us do work for them,

I don't know how that
dynamic is supposed to go.

It's just not like this
on a container ship.

Faye, about last night,
about the desserts,

if I heard you on
my radio, I would

have been down in a heartbeat.

I'm sorry about
miscommunication.

I came down there.

I just, I feel bad.

If I had heard it, I would
have been down there.

- But to be honest,
you're just sitting there,

and Kasie was
shouting from there.

So you probably could have
heard it with your ears--

- I'm telling you,
I did not hear anything.

- OK, but then
your response was,

well, I finish in 10 minutes.

We are working
our absolute asses

off to make sure the guests--

- We are too on deck.

We work long days as well.

And we're a man down.

- Mm-hmm, OK.
- It wasn't like that.

- I appreciate your apology.

- All right.

- I am impressed
by the apology.

We should just be
a team from now on.

- You got it.

- But I don't think it's
going to change much,

so I'm not going
to hold my breath.

Thank you, Mike.

[upbeat music]

- I don't know how, like,
super spies for the White House

wear these things all
the time and are, like,

also able to fight people.

- Have you got the controls?
- Yeah.

What's going on?
Where are we going?

Where are we heading?
Any boats?

- Absolutely nothing.

- Thanks, man, I got it.

- This is cute on you.

I think you should
wear it in Utah.

- Did you--

- I told you about
my cruise, didn't I?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yep.

Saw all the fjords of Norway.

- Are they drinking yet?

- No, they're not going
to be drinking much today.

They're pretty hungover.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

- Deck crew,
I need you guys up here.

We're only a few
minutes out, boys.

So, guys, we're going
to a different dock.

I deem it unsafe at the current
dock just because of the tides

and the gangway and so forth.

So where we're going,
the wind's coming

from a different direction.

It's going to be a more
challenging docking.

This marina was born

way before super yachts
ever came to existence.

The position of where
I have to go today,

I only have 10 centimeters
beneath me of depth,

which is not a whole lot.

We've got high-speed
ferries coming and going,

and the maneuverability at
slow speeds is not so good.

I need everyone to be
ready to adapt

and to be ready for a call,
all right?

Thanks, guys.

- You got it.

- This morning, I didn't
even hear the anchor come up.

Did you?
- Yeah.

- I must have been in
a ----ing coma this morning.

- Yeah.

Ooh, this has got
a bit tighter.

- We're going to put all
big fenders on main deck.

- Lewis, Lewis, boy fenders,

we're only a few minutes
out, boys.

- Make it just as
long as we need it.

- All right,
it's game time, guys.

I'm approaching
the harbor now.

Just hug this landing
barge on my starboard side.

I have to come into
a very narrow channel.

I then have to back in and
twist the vessel to a slip

that I can't even see.

So I'm relying on
my crew to give

me distances of where I'm at.

- Copy, starboard wing.

- Lewis, Lewis, I need
distance on my port border.

- Still [indistinct].

- Can't hear you.

- 2 meters [indistinct]
the port wing.

- Hold your mic before
you speak, please.

You're breaking up.

- Like, you need to hold it for
a couple seconds, then speak.

- Nathan, you've got a point,
but this is just not the time.

- Lewis, Lewis,
distance to come ahead.

- Floating dock is
at the fashion plate.

- Copy, coming to port station.

I'm clear to come across.

- Just swing into the berth.

- Lewis, I cannot hear you.

Please, repeat.

I can't see how far
from the dock I am.

I'm going to hit something.

Someone's going to get hurt.

I have no eyes at
the back of the boat.

- Sorry, I didn't catch that.

- (BLEEP) sake.

I just want to get to the dock.

- Swing in.

- Lewis, I cannot hear you.

- [indistinct] meters.

- This is a ----ing
cluster----.

- Mike was sitting here.

- Lewis, Lewis, distance
to come ahead?

- 30 meters to swing in.

- Lewis, I cannot hear you.
Please, repeat.

- Sorry, I didn't
catch that, Kerry.

- What the (BLEEP)
are you doing, mate?

- Oi.

This is a sh-- show
of a docking.

- Send one deckhand
to the bow, please.

- Mike to the bow, please.

- What's going on?

- Mike's on his way to the bow.

10 to the floating
dock astern.

- Got to hurry up.

Get that line up.

Get it up!

- OK, you could start
turning in now, Kerry.

You're on the swim platform.

You're now 4 meters on
your beam to the key.

Nathan, grab this line, please.

Can we pass this to you
and send it forward?

Thank you very much, sir.

- Lewis, Lewis, are you happy
with where we are, mate?

- Yes, Kerry, I am.

- We're secure.

- I don't know where
this kid's head's gone.

He needs to ----ing wake up.

Deck crew, deck crew,
please, have your crew ready.

We are saying goodbye to
the guests in five minutes.

- Copy, copy, thank you.

[upbeat music]

- Kasie.

- Yeah, sorry, I'm on my way.

- You're like my dad.

- It's over, it's over.

- OK, fix yourselves.

- Can we all just do
this at the same time?

♪

[laughter]

- You turned the wrong way.

- Aw, it's that time.

We have to say goodbye.

- We're going to
miss you, you guys.

- Thank you so much.

- A pleasure,
absolute pleasure.

- Cheers. Captain.
- No bad luck?

- No. Cheers.

- [laughs]

- Yeah, I thought I was
coming with you.

- But it seems like they
need you here, so I'll

catch you on the next route.

We did have a fantastic time.

This was, like, beyond
all of our expectations.

I hope our tip
reflects our gratitude.

- Well, thank you very much.

- So thank you, guys.

We had a great time.
- Thank you. Safe journey.

- Ciao.
Yeah.

[laughs]

- Bye!
- All right, guys.

Let's get into our
off-charter uniform.

And we'll meet back
here for our tip meeting.

♪

- These uniforms are, like,
big turn-off

in the yachting industry
to me.

- What?

- I'm sweating,
and this is annoying.

- I want to address
the situation

because there's clearly
tension about the epaulets.

- No?

- Yeah.

- We just need to talk about
it like ----ing adults.

- Deck crew, deck crew.

Go get the rubbish out
on deck.

- Roger that.

- Ah, right.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Hey.

Hey, you're [indistinct].

Look at the puppy;
he's such a cutie.

[laughter]

- Look at that face.

- He's so cute.

I'm going to smoke.

- Can I come with you
when you go to smoke?

- Oh, yeah, I'm going now.

OK, what's this about now?

Careful.

- I've been feeling really
weird about something,

and I just want to
talk to you about it.

- Yeah.

- So anyways,
the only two conversations

that I've ever
had about epaulets

was with Kasie the first day.

- Yeah.

- All right,
so epaulets for you.

- See, we have the same one.

- Are you third or second?

- Yeah, no, I think--
- That's why I didn't know.

[laughs]
- I have no idea.

- Like, normally
one of us has two.

- And then he was telling
me about how his stripes--

- Lewis you're talking about?

- And then I don't know
which one of us said,

I only had one.

- Hey, I'm ordering
you epaulets.

- Mine only have one stripe.

- I'll order us
both the right ones.

- Lewis said, no,
Oriana wanted them.

So I was, like, why
didn't she come to me?

- I didn't even think how
that would make you feel.

What would I gain if I just
showed up one day with those

and I did it intentionally
behind your back?

My boat contract says
that I'm a second stew.

All Lewis was doing was
fixing a uniform issue

that my chief stew was
too oblivious to notice.

- I've been a third stew,
and I would work my ass off.

And then my second
stew would come

down and, like,
fluff a pillow and take

all the credit for it.

And when there's a second
stew and a third stew,

the power, whatever,
goes to whoever's head,

you're no longer a team.

- I don't think that's how--

- But it happens.

- It happens.

- So I think just
you stick with two.

- Oriana, your thing just came.

- Oh.

- Kasie sticks with her one
so when guests get on board,

it looks professional.

But I still think
that we should rotate.

As far as I'm concerned, this
ship has sailed on this topic.

I don't ever want to
talk about it again.

And as long as you're
putting 110% into your job,

and anything else
I can deal with.

- Thank you.

I feel better.

- All crew, all crew,
tip meeting

in the aft deck.

[upbeat music]

- I'm so tired.

I'm going to pass out.

- [indistinct].

- Smell it.

- If I get it, are you going
to be really impressed?

- I will be.

- Evergreen?

- No.

- Come on.
- Wax?

- Hair gel?
- Beeswax.

- No, I don't use hair gel.

- [laughs]

- Oh.
- Oh, it is, yeah.

- Yeah, he's so beige
he's like cream.

[laughs] He's a creamy,
creamy yet nude color.

- Oh, welcome.

[laughs]

- So to kick it off,
I'm really, really

happy how the trip went.

You know, there's
some communication

issues we still have.

On the deck side of
things, when we came in

to dock the boat,
I got a little

heated coming in
because I wasn't getting

my information I needed.

We need clear,
precise communication.

The bosun's my eyes and ears.

If he's not holding
that mic properly

and all I hear is
10 and then nothing,

I don't know he's
talking feet, meters,

or whatever it might be.

So Lewis needs to own it,
learn from it, move on.

It's not a (BLEEP) up
if you learn from it.

We have a new deckhand
joining us today.

- OK.

- He's been on a lot of
boats in seven years.

- All right, cool.

- And he'll be joining us
probably in a couple of hours.

The fun part, it's a little
fat one today, guys.

- I think we definitely earned
whatever we got this trip.

- Which is 25,000 U.S. dollars.

- Yeah, nailed it.

- Oh, bless them.

- This is our
biggest one by far.

- Yes.

- Winning.

- All right, guys, cheers.
- Cheers, guys.

- Thank you.
- Well done.

- Another successful one.

Empty one.

Let's get back to it, eh?

Let's get things covered up.

[dramatic music]

- I had one Aperol Spritz,
and I feel like I'm drunk.

- I know. Me too, right?
- [laughs]

- They were strong.
Who made them?

- Me.

[laughter]

- Seriously,
look at these shoes.

What are you stepping in?
- The galley.

- Let's get a load of towels
in the washing machine.

- OK, Lewis, we'll get it done.

♪

- I put that on your bed.

- [indistinct], and somebody
brought it back to you?

- Yes.

- Because they probably saw
this and like, that's gross.

It's clean.
- [laughs]

- I'm gonna throw these out.
These are expensive, though.

I'm not throwing these out.
- Well, I'm sorry.

I mean, I think the
stain was already there.

- It probably was.

What do you think it is?

What makes a stain like that?
Don't say it.

- Mustard.
- Mustard.

- [laughs]

- Lewis, Lewis, Kerry.

- Go ahead, Kerry.

- Yeah, mate,
Seth is on his way.

[dramatic music]

- Yeah, of course.

I've got high hopes
for our new deckhand.

I can't wait for the weight
to be lifted off my shoulders.

Although sometimes,
when you get someone who's

been in the industry as
long as this guy has,

they can be quite difficult,
set in their ways.

So plan for the worst;
hope for the best.

♪

Ready?

- Fingers crossed.

♪

- Lewis, Lewis, distance
to come ahead?

[dramatic music]

- Hello.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- I'm good.

- Awesome.

- Are you our new
member of "Mercury"?

- I am.
How are you?

- Hi, I'm Faye, the chief stew.
- Faye, Seth.

- Nice to meet you.
- Good to meet you.

- Oh, he's nice and
tall, and he's manly.

He's manly.

Welcome aboard, studmuf.

Hmm.

We definitely need you.
Come on board.

All crew--

Our new deckhand.

So we have myself;
we've got two stews.

We have a lovely
chef called Jess.

- Awesome. Awesome.

- Please come with me.
- Yes, sir.

- Nice to meet you, mate.
- How you doing?

- Lewis.
- Lewis, Seth.

- Bosun.

The rest of the deck
crew are behind me.

- Cool.

Seth, what's up, man?
- Mike.

- Mike, Seth, good to meet you.

- Seth, Nathan, man.
- Nathan?

- Yeah, man.

- Good to meet you, man.

- Hey, Faye.

- Hey.
We've got another guy.

- Is he hot?

- Yeah, a seven,
a seven and a half, eight.

- That's great.

- Anyway,
he's up in the bridge.

Be friendly.
Be nice.

- Really?

- No, be you.

[laughter]

- All right, cool.
- Good day, mate.

How's it going?
- How you doing?

Seth.
- Nice to meet you.

- Good to meet you.

So I do have all my
credentials with me.

I do currently have
my 200-ton master.

- Excellent.

- Soon to upgrade
to my 500-ton.

- Everything's in-- up to date?

- First aid and CPR four times.

- Normally, I'd be concerned
about hiring a captain--

But frankly, I don't
have much to pick from.

We're a long way
from anywhere.

Being a man down,
guys are getting tired.

I need a body here now.

Have a walk around,
and talk to the boys,

meet the girls inside.
- OK.

Yes, sir.
- All right?

- Sounds good.

Yes, sir, thank you.
Hello.

Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jess.

- How are you?
Je-- what?

- Jess.

- Jess.
Seth, good to meet you.

- Hi, nice to meet you.
- I'm lost.

- OK, let me see, trying
to get to the wheelhouse?

- Oh, no, I just came
from the wheelhouse.

- Crew mess?
- Yes.

- Tall, dark, and handsome,
you know what I'm saying?

Right down here.

But no thanks.

Screw the crew on the boat
next door to you.

- Hello, hello.
- Hi.

- Seth.
- Nice to meet you.

Kasie.
- Kasie, good to meet you.

Hi.
- Hi, Oriana.

Nice to meet you.
- Oriana?

- Yeah.
- Oriana, Kasie, Seth.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

- I think he's OK.
- You're my roommate, man.

- Awesome.
- You're bottom bunk here.

- OK, cool, cool.

- This is your
closet right here.

- All right.

- How long you been in the
yachting industry, man?

- Oh, seven-plus years.

- Oh, that's good, man.
- Yeah.

- I don't know what to
expect for a roommate.

Bro--

I hope this guy can
flush a ----ing toilet.

- So how long you
been doing this?

- I started five years ago.

I've always been around boats.
- OK.

- I used to race sailing boats.
- Nice.

- Amels.

- I worked on one
of these before.

It was probably
about the same size.

- Oh, yeah?
Nice.

- Yeah.

- Here we got
some life jackets.

Fire hydrant stores, you're
probably familiar with it.

I heard you were a captain
of a smaller vessel.

- Yes, I have ran
a few boats, and I

just came off of a 70-footer.

- I think you're going to be
more experienced than the two

deckies on board already.
- [laughs]

- Mike's completely
green because he

comes from container ships.

And Nathan's experienced,
but--

- I won't have to ask
you too many questions

as far as deck goes.
- That's all right.

- Yeah.

- He seems like one of
those frat guy types.

Like, a bit fratty.

- He's nice.

- Trying to see what
color energy he is,

but that purple shirt just
throws me off way too much.

- All you've got
left to do is unpack

and get to know everyone.

- I'm not working?
- No.

- Well, that's no fun.

I kind of wanted
to get to work.

- Sorry.
- What you up to?

- Just showing the new guy
around.

- You want to go smoke?
- Do you smoke?

- So I don't really.
Sometimes.

- How are you liking him?

- Seems pretty chill.
- Yeah?

- Do you have any children?

Are you married?
- I don't, no.

- You got, like,
family back home?

- I have a ton
of family back home.

They're all awesome.

- Yeah, oh, that's good.

- [laughs]

- See, I have a thing.

Like, I love tall guys.

The bigger the boat, the more
stuff you have, shall we say.

[laughs]

- How long have you
been in the industry?

- Four years.
- OK.

How's Lewis doing as bosun?

- When it comes to
giving directions

and-- and being powerful--

- Mmm.

- --he needs a little bit
more strength in that.

Not everyone is
born to be a leader.

But with Seth,
maybe he is a bit more

manly, a bit more experienced.

I don't know.

I just would like somebody
that's like, we've got this,

and that's not Lewis.

Well, cheers.

- Cheers.

- Nice to have our
first beer together.

- Yeah, right.

- I just want your gnocchi.

- It's pretty good.

- Faye's just sassy and sexy.

- You've got quite a
nice body, actually.

- Yeah, you have a good butt.

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- We're going to a
vino bar tonight.

- What is that
supposed to mean?

- A wine bar.

- I don't know--
what color outfit

is a wine bar outfit?

- Ooh, nice.

Yes, I like it.
- Do you actually?

We're Christmas now.
- Yeah, I do. Yeah.

♪

- Nathan, that jacket
looks good on you.

- I should have worn
a ----ing jacket.

Are we getting in this van?

- [laughs]

- Is this where we're going?

- We've all got in one car.

- I didn't know.

- Oh, look at that.

Wine cellar.
- This is cool.

- Oh, wow.

- Guys, this is, like,
a very serious dinner table.

- Hi, guys, welcome here.

- Thank you.

- My name is Monica.

Do you want to start
with something to drink?

- So I just want
a dark Italian.

- I'll have a glass
of the Barolo.

- I just want something
really fruity, white wine.

- I will start with the
mussels and the today's catch.

- And can I get the scallops?

- This place is too
classy for a guy like me.

- How do I do that?
- Elevate.

- Cheers for you joining us.
- Yes.

- Welcome.
- Welcome to the team.

- You guys are awesome.

- Our dinners will be
less awkward, I swear.

- Cheers, guys.

- Tell us about you.

- From Maryland.
- Maryland.

- [laughs]

- How did you end up here?

- I see what she's doing.

I think she's definitely
using this opportunity

to flirt with Seth.

She's trying to
get inside my head.

- I've been all over the place.

- Have you worked
on boats before?

- Seth's been working
on boats longer than me.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I've done it all.

I've been engineer;
I've lead deck, bosun,

first mate, chief officer.

That's what I do.

I run boats.

- What a great first day.

You walk on after we
turn the boat over.

[laughter]

And you come out to dinner.

You're really coming on in a
sweet time, easing into it.

- Hello, everyone.

I have some scallops for you.

- You have scallops?

- Thank you so much.

- I got scallops as well.

- Have some of my--
this is too much for me.

- That's a huge appetizer.

- Thank you.

- It wasn't a compliment.

It's just a statement.

- Oh, wow, yeah, that is like--
- Mmm.

- Have you ordered something?

- No, no.

- [crunching]

- Oh my god, you're
eating the legs, mate.

[funky music]

♪

- Your mussels look great.
- That looks beautiful.

- Is that halibut?
What is that?

- It's catfish.
- Catfish.

- Oh, that is really good.

- Mmm.

- I just want your gnocchi.

- It's pretty good.

[laughs]

- Can you season my gnocchi?

[laughs]
- Faye.

- Wow.

[laughter]

- Growing up, I had limited
experience flirting.

- Loads and loads,
loads and loads.

- But even I know that
grinding pepper for someone

is not a way to get
into their pants.

- Thank you so much.

- Of course.

[thunder booming]

- No.
- No?

- I've learned my lesson.

- I thought you were
my hot tub buddy.

- OK.

- I'm fine being a hot
mess once per season.

But twice, not my thing.

- All right, so I'm keen
for heading to the boat,

pouring some more drinks.

- It's pouring
with rain outside.

- Pouring, pouring?

- Do you want my jacket?

- Ooh, that's sweet.

- I think the car should
be waiting for us outside.

I'll get the bill.

[upbeat music]

♪

- It's going to be the
best ----ing faux toddy.

- You hot tubbing it?

- Come lie down.

- Hey!

- That's what the
deckies are all doing.

I'm just kidding.
- No, no, no.

- Oh, man, this is nice.

- I'm not really a snuggler,
but I kind of want to snuggle.

- Sometimes you just
need some snuggles.

[phone buzzing]

- Who's calling me now?

Hello?
- Is that Jess?

Oh, it's Faye, all right, cool.
- Hey, Seth. What do you want?

- Hey, hey, hey,
- Faye, are you guys coming in?

- No.
I've got a headache.

- Hey, look at that.

- Ow!

- Damn it, Why?

- Oh, wait, wait, wait.

At the same time,
at the same time.

And I'll be the judge.

No, come on, you got to.
- You guys got to go.

Come on, come on.

- The boys are all
in the hot tub,

and the girls are
all in bed together.

[laughter]

- Oh my gosh.

- Who the (BLEEP) is that?

- You've got quite a
nice body, actually.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- You have a good butt.

Goes all the way out.
- Wait, let me see.

Turn around.

- Yeah, it's not bad.

- Come on.

[laughs]

- Oriana and Kasie are both
cute, and Jess is super sweet.

But Faye's just sassy and sexy.

I like the blonde hair;
I like her curves.

She's definitely my type.

- We're having hot toddies.

- [indistinct].

- It's been real,
and it's been fun,

but it hasn't been real fun.

- Anyway, I love you all.

I'm going to bed.

It's always nice to
flirt, I suppose, and see

how far you can push somebody
and have a bit of fun.

But tonight, I want to sleep.

- You never asked.

- This is nice.

- OK.

- Nope, that's good.

We'll do this.

Your head is all the
way up against the wall.

- I know; I like
sleeping like this.

- I feel like it's going
to be a little less

racy tonight than it
was in the hot tub

with Mike and Kasie
staying below us.

- This one's going
to cuddle me.

- Mm.

- But I can be a solid cuddler.

- Yeah.

- Next time
on "Below Deck Adventure..."

- Let's get pumped.
- [laughs]

- Wouldn't you like to know?

- I mean, the whole ----ing
deck needs to be scrubbed.

- It's my second
day on the boat,

and Lewis didn't have
any briefing or meeting.

Is this how he's been running
the boat the entire season?

- What the (BLEEP)?

- Primaries Mike and
Stephanie are entrepreneurs...

[horn blaring]

- So scallops to the left.

- You've got the
plates wrong, girls.

I study the preference sheet.

- She completely disrespected
you and didn't give a (BLEEP).

And that can't
ever happen again.

- You pissed me off.

- Whoo!

Run, run!

- Ah!
- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.