All language subtitles for Below Deck Adventure S01E03 (1080p)_track3_eng

- Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

- Release the kraken?

[laughter]

[cork pops]

[cheering]

- Looks good.
- Thank you.

- Oriana's hot.
I'm single.

I'm a single Pringle.
[chuckles]

- Have you ever been
on a boat before?

- Never been on a yacht.
If I can do big ships,

why can't I do little ones?

- You know how to read that,
right?

Yes or no?
You know how to read that?

- I heard you.

- You need to have on a vest.

- I think you should
turn around!

- Problem solved.

- Kyle just felt like it was
a little bit overriding.

My way of leadership
might not be the best.

Let's be honest,
I try and avoid conflict.

- [indistinct]

What's happening
with the guests?

- Stupid good.

- I need to know
what the (BLEEP) is going on.

Nothing.
- Yeah, cleared.

Jess is a great chef,
but just do your job.

- My first boat,
I worked with Oriana.

She was my chief stew.

- I'm second stew, I think.

- Because you stepped up
so well yesterday,

do you want to go
on an excursion today?

- Yes.
- Hey, we're having our first

candlelit cave adventure,
I guess.

- Kiss her! Kiss her!

- On the cheek.

- Aw.

- So tell us about
the excursion today.

- Just ask Kasie.

- Kyle was trying
to make out with her.

- Shotty, shotty,
shotty, shotty, shots!

- Kyle has been
flirting with the girls

in front of the guests.
I'm going to address it.

[dramatic music]

* *

[upbeat dramatic music]

* *

Kyle has been flirting with the
girls in front of the guests.

- Three, two, one, bottoms up.

- Whoo!
- Ah!

[cheers]

- There's a time and a place.
- No, no.

Yeah, yeah. For sure.
- You know what I mean?

I don't want him going
to the guests apologizing.

I'm going to address it.

- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

- So I need you to keep
an eye on him very closely.

- It's been said to me before

that I need to be stricter
with the deck crew.

- We want to teach
these guys, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- And if they're gonna be

receptive to what we're
teaching them, that's great.

If they're not,
we're gonna make a change.

- I'd rather be nice than be,
you know,

an absolute bastard
to work for.

I didn't enjoy my first boat,

and that nearly pushed me
out of yachting,

but finding the balance
is what I need to do.

[electronic dance music]

- Hey. I thought I'd
check in on you guys.

- They're gonna have
to drag us off this boat.

- Oh, I'm so sad
to leave this place.

- Me too. I'm, like, really--
I'm, like, really sad.

- Oh, you guys. You guys.

[laughter]

- The captain said we can throw

the fenders over
reasonably early.

- You got to show me how
to use one of those things.

- Okay, yeah.
So you get your fender.

You hold it over the side.

You'll push it through here,
the line, on there,

and then you'll cleat it.

- Me being green,
and Nathan being

a bit green as well,
I'm a little nervous

docking for the first time.

- At 12:00, I expect
this all to be like this,

fenders over, action stations.

- I hope that it works out

and that I don't make
any mistakes.

- Let's get
this fender inflated.

- Do you know if we have
stain-removing spray.

- I'm not sure.
I've been looking at the--

[clattering]
[gasps]

- That could have
knocked somebody out.

- How heavy is that thing?

- Oh, sh--.

- Do you know where
the other mop's gone?

- Right in that bucket
right here.

Right here.
If it's not in--

yeah, this white one.

- So the captain's not happy.
- All right.

- Stop aggravating
other members of crew.

You know, be more professional.

I want the captain
to be happy with you

because I need you on board.
- [laughs]

I don't intentionally go
looking to stir up trouble,

but it happens.

And, like, one time,
we were all stranded

on a bus after a track meet.

And so I got up in the driver's
seat, put the bus in gear,

and started driving it
around the parking lot.

I just love being
that country boy--

wild, crazy, let's get it,
yee-yee type vibes.

- You're helping me out--
between me and you,

and I can't promise anything,
I have to pick

a lead deckhand soon,
and, mate,

you're the obvious choice.
- Yeah.

- I need you to set
a good example.

We iron out the little kinks.

You're Option A for--

- Oh, I know my flaws,
but it's just me.

- Currently, I wouldn't make
Kyle the lead deckhand.

I'm dangling the carrot.

I'm trying to say, you know,
sort out your behavior,

be more professional...

- Buh! Buh!

- [laughs]

- And calm down.

- You ever seen the leg guitar?

- Oh.
[laughs]

That was a high kick.

- Can you touch that
with your leg?

Oh!
- Ah, so close.

- Almost popped my hammy.

- [sighs]

- Lewis was checking up on him.

You're done. [laughs]

- Where's my epaulet?

Ah, there. okay.

[chuckles] Mm.

- Oh. Jesus.

See, we have the same one.

- Are you third or second?

- Yeah, no.
- That's why I didn't know.

- I have no idea.

- Kasie's like, oh, by the way,
like, here's your epaulets,

but, like, in her, like,
faking ----ing accent.

- Like, normally,

one of us has two.
- Yeah.

- My boat contract says that
I'm going to be second stew,

but my epaulettes only
have one stripe,

so there's clearly some type
of miscommunication.

- Deck crew, deck crew.
Please meet me in the bridge.

- All right, boys,
so we're gonna be

coming through
the entrance here.

I'll give the command
for lines to go across.

We don't need to get the lines
wet, you know what I mean?

The stakes are much higher
when you're docking.

New crew, new boat,
new marina, new environment,

and this is our first time.

It doesn't matter how good
I am on the sticks.

If they can't do their job
properly,

I'll look like a clown.

All right.

- Clear.
- Okay. Thanks, guys.

- Oh, man.
- Squeegee shots.

- Super creative.
- It's pretty innovative.

- Now, they're using it
to clean the deck.

- Ah, best crew ever.

- Ever.
- Yeah.

- Checking ship's whistle.

[whistle blowing]

- That had to be a quick test

just to make sure it works.

- That's what he said, yeah.

He likes to test it.

- You look really neat
in your uniform on.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- Well, look at you
with all your gold on.

You look like Mr. T.
- Oh, shoot.

I didn't even know
that's popping out.

- Yeah.
[laughter]

- There's a spring line
and a breast line.

- But the spring
goes first, right?

- You always want
your spring first.

It's not gonna be a problem.

- Oh, come on.
- Yeah, I got it.

- I got it.

The boys really should
be doing this.

- I know, right?

Is this not deck duty?

- This is definitely deck duty.

- Listen, they're docking,

and you girls probably
do it better.

- Alesund Harbor,
this is "Mercury."

I'm coming into the entrance.

Kerry, please stand by.

[whistle blowing]

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yeah!
- Get him, Cap!

- Move it or lose it!
[laughter]

- Coming up port wing, Alesund.

I lost forward control.

- There's a problem
with the controls.

Run, run.

- Run!

- Take this. So walk 'round.

So as it goes slack,
pull it in.

- Guys, I'm throwing!

[dramatic music]

* *

Bow line going ashore!

- Ready?
- It's over. It's over.

- Is there a back line off?
- They got it right there.

- Yep.
- Quickly, quickly, quickly.

- Go.

- Without the engines,
I no longer have control.

I'm relying on my deck crew

to get those lines across.

My hands are off the controls.

Nathan, send the line
across now.

- Ah, sh--.

- Someone just threw
something amiss.

- All right.
Come on, man.

Come on, bro.
We need it now.

- I got it. I got it. I got it.

- Don't throw it like that.
It's knotted up.

Nathan just don't get it.
Like, when you lose engines,

it becomes an emergency
really quick.

- All right, well, you could
have just let me do that,

and you get out of the way.
Don't rush me, you know?

- It is a rush, bro.
We don't have an engine.

- Ah, (BLEEP).

- Coming up...
- I will not allow anyone

to be threatened by another
crew member at all.

I'm not gonna
tolerate all this.

I'm not gonna tolerate anybody

who makes someone feel
uncomfortable.

All right.
These actions are grounds

- Come on, man.
Come on, bro.

We need it now.
- I got it. I got it. I got it.

- No, don't throw it like that.
It's knotted up.

- All right, well, you could
have just let me do that,

and you get out of the way.
Don't rush me, you know?

- It is a rush, bro.
We don't have an engine.

- Good throw.
- Thank you.

- Hold!

Give me some slack, okay,
so they can move the line

from this one to the next.
- 12 feet!

- Okay, we're bringing
[indistinct] now.

- Is that enough?
- Yes.

Can you tighten it, please?

- Yep.

- Keep coming. Keep coming.

That's great, Lewis.

- Whew.
Okay.

- Crushed it.

- That's excellent.

Well done, guys.

- Cap, unbelievable.

- Just doubling up on this one.

- Well done, Kyle.
Made me proud.

- Yes, sir.

- Mm-hmm.

- Ahh.

- Yes.

- Good, good.
- All right?

- Excellent.
Quick catch, mate.

- Is it heavy-heavy?

- I mean, let's talk
about it later.

- Department heads,
please have your crew ready.

We're saying goodbye
to guests in five minutes.

- [straining]
It's heavy as (BLEEP).

- Once-in-a-lifetime,
epic trip.

- Unbelievable.
- Yeah.

Really enjoyed it.
- Thanks, buddies.

- Aww.

- You're the best.
- No, you're the best.

- [indistinct]!
[laughs]

- My daredevil.
- Captain.

- Michael, thanks
for everything, dude.

- Yeah, man.
You too.

[laughter]

- Ah, yes.
- Aw!

- Captain, thank you
for everything.

The trip was amazing,
once-in-a-lifetime.

Everyone was top notch.
We had a blast.

- That's great.
- It was awesome.

So we have something
for you guys.

- Well, thank you very much.
We really appreciate that.

Well, it's hard for us, too,

because you are our
favorite charter guests.

[laughter]

Love you, guys.
- Love you. Bye.

- Love you, guys.
Thank you.

Thank you.
- I'm gonna miss you guys, man.

- Dude, we're gonna
miss you guys so much.

all: Bye!
- See you, guys.

- It was absolutely unreal.

- All right, guys, let's get
into our off-charter uniform,

and then we'll meet
back here for our debrief.

- Copy.

[electronic dance music]

- I'm kind of nervous to drink
because I don't want

my stomach
to get all ----ed up,

but I really,
really want to drink.

- Oh, really?

Just drop your ego.

- He'll be all right.

* *

- All crew, all crew.
Meeting on aft deck.

- Okay, crew meeting.

- There's bottles and bottles.

- They are craft beers.

- Ugh.

I thought it was champagne.

- All right.
How you going, guys?

I think we should start
with a drink each,

something special.
- It's cold.

That's all that matters.
[laughs]

- Oh, I get the big head, huh?
- [laughs]

- Fits my personality
perfectly.

[laughs]

- On a whole, very, very happy
with our first charter.

I've got to thank everybody
for putting in.

Appreciate the kind of food
you were able to put out, Chef,

with the limited supplies
that you had.

- [laughs] Thank you.

- Bosun, when I lost my engine,

it was a big deal,

but everyone did
their job perfectly.

- Thank you.
- And you had a huge job

in the interior, the most
stressful part, all right?

And it was absolutely
fantastic, girls.

You did a really,
really good job.

But there's been some issues
throughout the boat.

[dramatic music]

A few people started seeing it
as if it was their vacation.

Let's remember,
it's the guests' vacation.

These are great
first guests to have,

but now it's time to get
the training wheels off

and bring up our level.

You get to use the excuse,

they're a new crew
or a new boat one time.

So the big brick on the table,
it's a nice paperweight, huh?

- Was it all worth it?
- Ohh.

- We were left...

$20,000.

- Oh, wow.

- $20,000?

- That's 14,700 Norwegian krone
each.

In US, it's $1,667 each.

- Thank you.
- Make sure it's all there.

- Enjoy your night tonight.
There's no curfew.

Tomorrow will be
a 10:00 a.m. start.

Be smart about it, and be safe.

- Okay.
- Thanks, guys.

- Thank you.

[electronic dance music]

* *

- What's the love life
like, man?

- My love life?

Last time I had a relationship

was in high school.

- Ah.
- Wasn't even serious.

I enjoy being single.
- Oh, okay.

- It makes it easier to do
this kind of work, you know?

- Right.
- What about you?

- You ever heard of the saying,
they for the streets?

- Yeah, I've heard that one.

- Yeah, we belong
to the streets!

- Bam.
- Boom!

- Boom.
- Ugh!

- Everyone's got cabin fever.

- Faye, oh, my God, girl!

I wish I was dead because
you coming to my funeral!

Sh--!
- Hey!

I do black on black
all the time because my hair--

- Ooh!
- My hair's so (BLEEP) blonde.

- Yeah!

Ooh! White?
- Yeah.

- We got the best
of both worlds in here.

Let's go.
I don't know if I want to sin

or if I want to just be ---ing
committed to being an angel.

- Oh, my God.
Keep your panties on.

- All right, I will. I'm calm.

- I love those pants.
- Thanks.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, guys. Let's go.

We got to get
to our reservation.

- Let's go. Let's go.
- All right, we good?

- All right, guys.
Have a good one.

- Bye.
Come join us sometime.

- I will.
- Yeah, we're finally off.

- Feels like freedom.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- You look like a celebrity.
Doesn't he?

- I love it.

- Wow, this is
actually beautiful.

- I know.
It's a really cute city.

- It's very pretty here.

- Doesn't this remind you
of Hogwarts?

Lewis, you're the expert.

- Um, no.

[laughter]

[line trilling]

- Good day. How's it going?

- Good.

She actually quit
after a few months

'cause she didn't like
the way I ran a boat.

[laughs]

- Awesome.

A few years later,

after I got divorced,
we reconnected.

The things that she opened up.

She's helped me become
a better person.

And that's pretty special.

They tipped us $20,000.

- Wow.

- [laughs]

Oh, honey. I love you.

- Bye.

- Aw.

Oh, my God.

Guys, this is
actually incredible.

So pretty.
- I know.

- I love it.
- It's so good.

They got restaurant
on boats and sh--.

- Yeah.
- Kyle, slow down.

- Not everyone has
super long legs.

Actually, none of us do.

[laughter]

- I'm ----ing hungry.

- I'm thirsty
for the devil juice.

- Hello.
- Hey, hey.

- We've got a reservation.

- For "Mercury."
- Just follow me, please.

- Fancy, private dining.

- Oh, nice.

- Oh, my God.

- Are you gonna keep
them sunnies on--

- All night.
- Okay, fair enough.

- So what do we do?
What, like?

- Are you hungry?
- We're so hungry.

- What do you think
about the menu?

- It's perfect.
- Do you like it?

- Just the only thing,
I'm gluten free.

I don't know if they told you.
- We got a pre fixe menu.

Is that okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Do you want
to drink something?

I have a really
good suggestion.

It's a local made gin.

- We should try it.
- Okay, I'm in for that.

- That with tonic, please.
- With tonic?

- Whiskey?
You got whiskey?

- Whiskey, yes.
- Yeah, anything whiskey.

- You can take
the man out of Texas,

but you can't take
the Texas out of the man.

- Can you ride
a mechanical bull?

- I can ride a real bull.
- No way.

- Yeah, I rode bulls.
And then I was like,

(BLEEP) this,
I want to be a rodeo clown.

- Is that someone dressed
as a clown on the back

of a horse?
- No, I had my own barrel.

So, like, a bull rider,
if they get hung up,

knocked out, whatever,
you got to go in and save them

or, like, distract the bull.

- So you're just, like--
- Yeah, you're like, hey.

- [laughs]
- My mom was a professional

barrel racer just traveling
rodeo to rodeo,

performing on horses.

One horse she got, some lady
accused her of stealing it.

And that was a long trial
of just in and out

of jail for some lady's
white lie that caused us

to have a lot of problems
and me be alone.

And it was just too tough.

This is me at, like,
two years old.

[laughter]

- Is that a beer in your hand?

[laughter]

- I want to go to Texas.
- I'm taking you to a rodeo,

and you're getting on a bull.
- Square dancing in Texas!

[laughter]

- You won't need Tinder
'cause of your accent.

Lewis is generally, like,
not my type at all.

He's almost tall.

But I do like British accents.

- Ooh, but this
tastes damn good.

That's my first sip.
- It's really good, right?

- Your main course, halibut.

Gluten free.

- Yeah.
- And you?

- From Seattle originally.

- Someone said
Kasie was English.

- I said she had
an English accent.

- She does have an accent.

- You don't hear
the British accent?

She's not American.
She has a British accent.

- Nah.
- Yeah.

- I don't really consider
myself American.

- No? Tell me why.

- My family relocated
to Costa Rica,

and we've been there
for ten years.

Like, I have
my Finnish citizenship.

- Who's Finnish in your family?

- My father.

I can't describe my accent.
It does change a lot.

I don't know.
I guess it's a British accent.

I just appreciate it
a little bit more

than the American version.

But it's a beautiful country,
and we're very happy there.

My father was born in Finland.

My mother is Mexican
and Dutch.

I'm a true mutt. [laughs]

I kind of dig it, though,
'cause I don't want people

to just categorize me as, like,
a typical American accent.

I'm just a nomad.
I don't know where I'm from.

You don't know where I'm from.
That's good.

Let's leave it at that.

- I hired her on my first boat.

- You are kidding.
- No.

My first boat I ever went on,
she was on.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I know.

- Having a fake ----ing accent

which you didn't have
three years ago, like,

it's kind of ----ing sketchy.

both: Cheers.
- Love you.

- You actually have a little
bit of a Zac Efron vibe.

- Mmm.
- Do I really?

- Mm.
- Yeah, yeah.

I see that.

[laughter]

- Guys, to the first
charter being done.

- Salud.
- Cheers to Team Mercury.

- Yeah.
- Cheers!

- Mazel tov!
- Whoo!

- Mazel tov.

- Shabbat shalom.
- Oh.

- "Hash alak-alum."

Ooh!

- Coming up...
- One more drink,

and it's lights out.
- I don't know

what I'm swimming in,
but I'ma swim in everything.

Jump in the ----ing water.

- We're not jumping in.
- Kyle, be careful, man.

- I don't want anyone
to jump in the port.

- He's so hungry, this guy.
Let him eat.

- Oh, are you gonna get your--

is your personality at
the bottom of your plate?

- Yeah. You forget--wait.

- [sneezes]

What is going on with me?

I'm allergic to land.

- [laughs]

I've never, like,
proactively been like,

oh, that guy, he's cute,

let me try to, like, get him.

Um, I don't know
how to do that.

[laughs]

I would love to learn though,
so any advice?

- Peter? Can I get
one more of these, please.

- So nice to have
someone else cook me a meal.

- Would you like some Riesling?

- This is me the rest
of the night.

- There.
- Oh, my God.

He's on the 17th dirty martini.

- It should have been
extra dirty.

[clattering]

- Oh, my gosh.

- You did something.

It was definitely you.

- So guys, I found
a really cool spot to go.

We're gonna ahead to Milk Bar.

- Oh, that sounds nice.

- I'm doing about 20 of these
before I leave here.

- To be honest, guys,
I'm not feeling well.

I want to say cheers
to you guys

because I want
to head out of here.

- Okay.
- Thanks for coming out.

- All right, bro.
- Thanks for coming out.

- Don't get too drunk tonight,
all right?

Kyle has shown that he can be
super aggressive.

I don't want to hang around
for this drunk cowboy

to start a brawl.

I'm out of here.

- I want to take this time
to apologize

to absolutely ----ing nobody.

- Very classy.
- Yeah.

- Very Texas.
- Sure, sure.

- Okay, let's down
our drinks and go.

Come on.
- Let's go to Milk.

(BLEEP) this place.
What up, Milk?

We about to make this
lactose intolerant!

- Oh, I need to distance
myself from him.

Kyle, let's start low
and then build it.

- Nah, I ----ing do it.
- These people aren't ready.

- Get your Germ-X,
you ----ing weirdo.

- Can you stop him?

Sorry. He's a bit out of hand.

- Hey.
Whatever shots y'all want,

all Patron shots, all on me.

Girly shots.

- Okay, seven of it?
- Seven.

That's for y'all.
- Oh, my God.

All right, cheers, guys!
- Cheers--ay.

Hold on, hold on.
I'm making a ----ing toast.

- All right, all right,
all right.

- All right, I'm glad
that we all came together.

We made it work.
It's not what you're given.

It's what you make of it.
- Aw.

Maybe he can be sweet.

- And if you can't --- in her,
--- on her.

Let's go.

- Nope. Spoke too soon.

- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

- This is awesome.

This is how you guys live
all the time?

- This is pretty much
what it is.

- You guys kill it.

Like, we don't get a day off
for four and a half months.

- The longest I've done has
probably been three months of--

- You've gone
three months straight?

- And always at anchor,
never in port.

- Hat off to you.
- Eh, it's all right.

Helps you build up
your charter stamina.

- [laughs]
- What?

- Your charter stamina.

- The what?
both: Charter stamina.

- Oh, yeah.

- Is this how
American girls flirt?

- [laughs]

- You're beautiful.

I love your lip gloss tonight.

You been reapplying?

- Do your parents support you,
or do you support yourself?

- I support myself.
- Sometimes?

I want to have, like,
a good time.

That's why I need you
in my life.

I need you.

- [laughs]
- No.

- Oh, my God.
All right, all right.

- No shot.
Like, luckily, the Vikings did

a great job picking
the girls they brought here

because all these Norway girls
are out of this world.

How are we doing?

Y'all want a drink?

Y'all want a shot?
Take one shot.

- Do it.

- We're going to smoke.

- Welcome to Norway.

- So how long have
you been in yachting?

- Ten years, off and on.

The whole thing
with yachting is, like,

ain't for the faint-hearted.

- Yeah, it isn't.

- Because you're never gonna
make it in this industry...

both:
If you're not thick-skinned.

- Oh, yeah.
I've got the thickest skin.

I'll tell you when you're
----ing up as well.

So I suppose with, like,
every interesting story,

it all starts with love,
the wrong kind of love.

You know, I was
in a toxic relationship,

and I needed to escape,
so I fled.

I got on a plane to Hong Kong,
and I went to New Zealand.

I went to Thailand, to Dubai.

I've lived rich.
I've lived poor.

And then I joined
the yachting industry.

So looking back, there is
nothing I haven't overcome,

and I'm so confident
moving into my future.

- Oh, we're going in?
- Yeah.

Do you want to?
- Yeah.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

[laughter]

- He's a gentle giant,

a gentle Texas giant.
- Yeah.

- You want to come for a swim?
Come on.

- We can watch you.
- Yeah, just come.

- We can watch.
- Just come. Just come.

- Do you want a drink?

- Yeah, yeah.
We've got one on the table.

- Hi.

- We have a local.
- Welcome.

- Yeah.

- What's your Instagram?

Follow me.

Here, follow yourself,
then follow me back.

- Follow yourself?

- Follow me.

No, wait, follow yours--

- Nice to meet you guys.

- Are you from here?

- Oh, cool.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

- This is my first time
in Norway.

You're probably
the first Norwegian

I've had a proper
conversation with, actually.

- Yeah?
Wow.

- I'm kind of jealous because
she wasn't, like, that hot.

But, like, I really wanted to
go out and bond with the crew.

- I'll walk back with you.

I'm not really in the mood
to watch these guys

try to pick up local chicks.

Have a lovely night.
- You too.

- I'm out.
- How rude.

- Coming up...

- I'll bring you to the States.

- You have to behave.

- I am behaving.

[dramatic music]

- He has a lot of issues,
doesn't he?

- He's young though.

I didn't realize
how young he was.

- I could see him getting
super ----ed up.

- He's kind of a loose cannon.

- Yeah!

- The guy's slipping
into the abyss.

You can see it.
One more drink,

and it's lights out.

I'll see you tomorrow
on the boat!

- How about you head
to your cabin?

- Ah!

I don't know
what I'm swimming in,

but I'ma swim in everything.

- I could show you the boat.
- Yeah?

- We're going back to the boat.
You want to come?

- We're just coming to watch.

- I'm swimming right now.

I'm swimming with no life vest.

Lewis, jump
in the ----ing water.

- We're not jumping here.

It is rather dangerous.

- If I jump in right now--
- Be careful, man.

- Kyle, don't jump here, mate.

I don't want anyone
to jump in the port.

I personally don't think
it's a good idea.

- All right,
all right, all right,

- We have to work tomorrow.

I'm going to bed.

All right, all right,
all right, all right,

all right, all right,
all right, all right.

[laughs]

Oh, my God.

- Where's home for you?

- It's there.

- It's this one?
- Yeah.

- Goddamn.

(BLEEP) this sh--.

- See you.
- Good night.

- Bye.

[camera snapping]
- Come on.

You kidding me?

I can't sleep.

Oh, my gosh.

[electronic music]

* *

- I, like, woke up
in the middle of the night,

and I was, like, sweating.

- [groans]

What up, bro?

- What up, bro?

I don't want to be going
into the bathroom

to look at your poop
inside of the toilet.

He leaves his piss
in the toilet.

This is nasty.

Don't speak to me like that
in the morning, bro.

Talk to me nicely
or don't talk to me at all.

- Cool, dude. Cool.
- You can come in here

and settle some sh--,
and if not...

- Hey, bro.
I'm speaking to you calm.

If not, stay out there,
keep your mouth shut.

- Hey, you don't talk
to me like that, brother.

- I think the guys are,
like, fighting.

- Yeah, I mean, like...

[laughter]

- Since I got on the boat,
I feel like Nathan's

just been doing nothing
but antagonizing me.

And being from Texas,
when the odds are against you,

I mean, it just teaches you
to fight and cowboy up.

- Oh, my God, okay. Wow.

- Okay.

Apples.

Okay, all crew, I'm leaving
the boat to go provisioning.

If you need anything, text me.

- Copy that, Jess.

- Thank you.
Charter one done.

First guests were pretty easy,

but Norway is completely
foreign to me,

and I think a lot of the time
I'm ordering things,

it's getting lost
in translation.

So I'm just gonna have to see

how many provisions I can go
and get myself.

[upbeat music]

* *

For me, going out
and provisioning

is a really important
part of my job.

Being able to see the food,

smell the food,
touch the food...

All that stuff is so important.

And I'm like, no.

What I learnt there
is that feeding people

is my love language.

Let me share my energy
and my love with you.

It's like,
sprinkle some goodness.

- Good morning.

How you feeling?

- Yeah, fine.

Are you hungover?

- I'm 23.
I don't get hungover.

- You had a lot
to drink though.

I'd be worried.
- You're putting your--

putting your walls up now?

- Walls up?

I always have my walls up.

- Yeah, I know.

- It's already starting.
- Yeah?

- Put the towels out, and spend
an hour in each cabin.

- Okay, copy.

- Are we skipping
this part of the deck,

or are we gonna do it?
- Yeah, yeah.

No, this part's all right.

- I don't want to be upset.

I would like for this matter

to be taken care of.

- I could finish the windows.

Just start doing the rail here.

- But I feel like as if, if
I am to go to Lewis right now,

he's gonna want
to be soft, talk.

- We going
to the staircase too?

- Um, yeah, go on.

The staircase has
been quite dirty.

- Lewis and Kyle seems
as if he's already

a little ass sucker to him,
so it's tough.

I don't know what I want to do.

- Smells drier
than a camel p----.

- Coming up...
- Leave it?

Do not pass go?
Do not collect 200?

Cheers?
- Yeah.

- You're gonna be a man down.

Is this wise?

[electronic dance music]

- Interior crew,
let's have an interior meeting.

- Okay, copy.

- You don't even really need
sunglasses in Norway, bro.

- I'm missing mine.

I want them on my face.

- I want a lot
of things on my face,

and it's definitely
not sunglasses.

- The level of this charter

was pretty easy...
- Yes.

- Because of the guests,
but it's not gonna be

like that going forward.
- Not always, no.

- So we just need to, like,
step up our professionalism

a little bit.
- 100% agree.

- Okay?
- I mean, sure.

I'm still trying to figure out,
like, what to prioritize

and what things we can
kind of go faster at,

and what things to focus on.

Because we need to elevate it,
and it's going

to have to be
faster and more focused,

the housekeeping stew--
they'll have to stay down there

instead of, like, running
up and down to, like,

help with service
kind of thing might be

something to think about.

- Well, yeah, but you're gonna
have to come up and down.

- Every boat that
I've worked on,

it's always been like that.

- Yeah, exactly.

That's how I've always done it.

I don't know why
Oriana's sitting here

asserting herself
as if she's, like, second stew.

I've been a stew
for long enough to know

every trick in the book.

I know you're doing a good job,
but I will check on you girls.

- Thanks for keeping us
on our toes.

- I thought it was pretty clear

when I gave them
single-stripe epaulets

that her and Kasie are equal
until proven different.

The key to us being
faster, more efficient,

is being organized.

At the end of the day,
plan of action,

I would split up,
zone out, crack on.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Carry on then.

- Five, four, three, two, one.

- Go!

- Yeah.

All crew, provisions arriving.

- See, finally,
working on container ships

coming in handy.

- Oh, ----.

- All right, play time's over.

- Is he still breathing?
- I just farted too.

God damn.
- Let's close that one

in there.

[tense music]

* *

- Sure, mate.
Let's meet in the wheelhouse.

* *

Good day, mate.

- Good day, Captain.

How are you doing?

So I have an issue
with my roommate.

This morning,
the floor was a disaster.

- Yep.

- The bathroom is
always a disaster.

I let him know.

I was like, "Hey, bro, Kyle,

your piss is
in the toilet again."

And from there, he just
started saying, "Hey, bro,

"if you have a--if you wanna
rumble, if you wanna rumble,

come in the bathroom,"
like he wanna fight me.

If there's a possibility
I could switch with one

of the other deckhands,
I would,

because at that moment,

if someone could jump
into conclusion

like that with me...
- Yes.

- I have no time for that.
- No.

- I'm here to do my job.

So can you please switch me
out of that room, please?

- I'm glad you're
being candid to me.

I will not allow anyone to be
threatened by another crew

member at all, all right?

I'm gonna deal
with this swiftly,

and I appreciate you coming
and talking to me, okay?

- Yes, sir.
- All right.

Thanks, mate.
- Thanks, Captain.

- I was already planning
on writing up Kyle

for his inappropriate behavior
in front of the guests.

- Did you hear what
happened though?

- What?
- Trying to make out with her.

- Did he make you
feel uncomfortable?

- I mean, I took it,
but, like, you know.

- It's not okay,
and you shouldn't be put

in that position, and we
have standards on the vessel.

I'm not
gonna tolerate bullies.

I'm not gonna tolerate
anybody who makes someone feel

uncomfortable,
and I'm not gonna tolerate

any sexual harassment.

- What up?
- How you feeling?

- ----ing weighing on me now.

God dang, all these girls
are so beautiful.

- If you come across
any drop towels,

we need to put
drop towels down maybe.

- Okay.

- It's not a big deal!

- I used to be
Kasie's chief stew.

I was the first person
to hire her in yachting.

I know her weaknesses
and who she is as a person,

and I don't want Faye
to think that Kasie

is, like, better than me.

- I'm gonna start it now.

- Start what?
- The washing.

- Perfect.
- Yeah.

- Lewis, can you come
to the wheelhouse, please?

- I'm on my way, Kerry.

- Come over here, mate.
All right. [sighs]

Today, Nathan was really,
really upset

because Kyle started
threatening him with violence.

- [sighs]

- I feel that he is
a threat to the safety

of other crew members.

- I'm a little bit upset by it.

I was gonna say
to him at some--

you know, he is
the most experienced,

and I would have liked him
to be the lead deckhand.

I mentioned it to him.

I said, you know, he's got a--

if he can behave
more professionally,

it's his to lose.
- Yes.

- He's consistently
crossing the line.

- That's true.

So when I bring
this up to Kyle,

he has the right
to explain himself,

but these actions are grounds
for instant dismissal.

Could you send Kyle up?

- I'll get him.
- Okay, thanks.

- He's definitely
not the picture

of a perfect crew member.

- [belches]

- But Kyle is
experienced enough

that I could learn some things
from him.

But I need him on deck,
and I hope this conversation

goes well with Kerry.

I hope Kyle
can turn this around.

- The captain wants to talk
to you, but I'll come with you.

- Yep.

[suspenseful music]

* *

- All righty.
Here we go.

Mate, I've had
a complaint from the crew

about some of your behavior.

[dramatic music]

* *

- Mate, I've had
a complaint from the crew

about some of your behavior.

Apparently, there was
an altercation

between you and Nathan
this morning in the cabin.

Could you care to tell me
your side of the story?

- My side of the story is,
woke up.

First thing I heard is,
"You need to flush the piss

out of the toilet" or whatever.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- And I said some things

I probably shouldn't have said,
as in, like--

- But what did you say?

- "If you want to tussle
or anything like that" or--

- So you know that is
threatening behavior?

- Right.

- That's not
acceptable on the boat.

My job is to make sure
everyone is safe on this boat.

Your honesty means a lot to me,

and further,
I really do believe

you've got what it takes to be
a great deckhand.

All right.

I wanna give you
an option of resigning...

[dramatic music]

Really clean, no worries.

And there'll be no evidence
of any of this

in the official log books.

Would you like to do that?

Because I'd rather it go
that way.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

You'll do that?
- Sounds good.

- Okay.

So this is your paperwork.

Threats of violence
are instant dismissal.

That's on your record.
And if someone asks me

why you're terminated,
I'm gonna tell them why.

And that would severely affect
your opportunity

of getting another job.

And then a forwarding address--

if there's anything you might
leave behind on the boat,

we can get it to you.
- All right.

- He made a mistake,
but he told the truth,

and this one mistake

shouldn't affect
the rest of his career.

Lewis will take you
downstairs to your cabin.

So get your uniforms,
grab your radio.

There'll be a car waiting,
taking you to a hotel.

- Mm-hmm.

- And they'll be flying
you back tomorrow.

- All right.
- Okay?

I hope the best, mate,
and I hope you can...

- Yeah.
- Work it out, all right?

- Thank you so much.
- Appreciate you.

- I've been fired before.

- Yeah.
- All right?

You can take it
as a growing experience...

- Yeah.
- And learn from it.

You know what I mean?
- Yeah, for sure.

- I think you really are
a good bloke.

- Yeah.
- Okay, mate?

- No worries.
- All right.

- Have a great one.

Ooh, that's all she wrote.

I'm just super bummed
about it.

Like, I feel like
the captain should have had,

like, at least a three-strike
rule or something.

I mean, it was one altercation
between a bunkmate

because I didn't flush
my piss or whatever.

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

I've always stuck to that rule,
especially on boats.

But I feel like you create
your own fate,

so after all these trials
and tribulations,

I think it's come
to a conclusion

that I may be the source
of the problem.

But then again,
I'm just being myself,

so I can't be mad at that.

- Ay, yi--is this one yours?

- Sweet.

[tense music]

* *

- Can you guess
with what's going on?

- He's leaving.

- Yeah, something's
going on with him and Nathan.

I'm a little bit upset
about Kyle's "resignation."

I don't want to go
into our second charter

with a deckhand down.

If Nathan came to me,
we could have sorted

things out a little easier.

- [groans]

- Hello, Sunshine.
- Hey, babes.

Kyle's leaving.

- Leaving the boat?

- Yeah.

- Kyle is leaving?
- Yeah.

- Do not pass go,
do not collect 200?

Cheers?
- Yeah.

I think he was getting
a bit leery last night.

And I'm just kind of putting
two and two together

with a little bit
of information from Lewis.

- Did you think--
what, do you think...

- I think they might have
had a fight or something.

- Did something happen
between Nathan and Kyle?

- Nathan wasn't
even out last night.

He came home.

- He came home and went to bed,

but they're roommates.

- Oh, yeah.

- So maybe Kyle came home
and got rowdy.

- Yeah, or did something.

- In yachting, there's
a lot of youngsters

that kind of come in,
guns blazing.

- Kyle's leaving us.
- Yeah, he's leaving now.

- He cooked his goose
on the first night.

- I don't know.
Just be friendly.

Just say goodbye to him.

- No, of course.

You're gonna be a man down.

Is this wise?

- Not my decision.

But please, please,
bid farewell to Kyle.

- I knew he was there

for a good time,
not a long time.

- Oh, my God.

We gotta--who's gonna teach him
how to line dance?

- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.

- We're can't get rid
of our real-life cowboy.

[downbeat music]

* *

- So--oh, sorry.

Kyle's leaving us.
- I just saw.

- He's leaving now.

When you see him, even if
you wanna go see him now...

- I'm gonna go say hi.
- If nothing else, say goodbye.

* *

- Hey, I heard
you're heading out.

- Yeah, I'm out of here.

It was fun meeting you.

- It was really fun
meeting you.

Sorry I couldn't get
to know you more.

- It's all good.

- Come here.

I don't know what's going on.

I'm kind of in shock.

- You'll figure it out.

- All right.
You're awesome.

* *

- Kyle's leaving.

There was stuff going on
that we didn't know about.

- I'd wait till the captain
explains it all.

- Leaving?
- Yeah.

Out of here, brother.

- ----, dude.
I don't think we can do this

without you.
Not gonna lie.

You were a real help.

Kind of a jackass,
though, but...

- Yeah, brother.

I'm not for everybody, huh?

I saw it coming
from a mile away.

- He bothered me
a little bit with the ego,

and he was a little bit
of a jerk,

but having one dude less
going into charter number two

is gonna suck.

- [groans]

I'm out of here.

- We are quite sad
because we need someone

to teach us to line dance.
- I know.

- Well, good luck out there.

- Okay.
- Thanks for entertaining us...

- You too.
Great food.

- Being a laugh a minute.

- Sweet.

It's been fun.

It's been real.

It just hasn't been real fun.

- Yeah, good luck, mate.

- All right, brother.
Be safe.

A kid from Texas to even
make it this far to Norway

is an achievement.

I've never had, like,
a stable lifestyle,

always moving around and stuff.

So I'm only gonna keep
"defining" the odds

and proving people wrong
and doing everything

I say I'm gonna do.

See ya.

I'm going out with my head
high, my cowboy hat on.

And wherever the wind blows,
I'm going

and breaking hearts
along the way.

Rock star lifestyle.
How you like that?

[laughs]

- Next time
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

- So with this charter...
- Yeah.

- Obviously, we're
stepping up a level.

- Would you like
to pray with us?

- Absolutely.
- Okay.

- Make sure everything
is ----ing perfect.

- Amen.
- Amen.

- Let's go!
Woo-woo!

What's your name, honey?

God bless us.

- Can you go help
in the stew pantry, please?

- If the stews ask you
to do anything else,

just radio me and ask.

- Faye already knows
I'm a deckhand down,

and it's a bit bloody
presumptuous of her

to think that she can keep
stealing my deckhands

whenever she wants.

- I don't like these.
- Okay.

[clattering]
- (BLEEP)

- Oh.
- Jesus Christ.

- You guys all right?

- I burnt myself really badly.

- The eggs are too soft now.

- Fine.
Yeah.

- Are you okay?

- [choking up] I think so.