Original subtitles

NO, SIS, DON'T CANCEL DINNER.

I'LL BE BACK IN TIME.

I'LL JUST PICK UP THIS GUY, DROP HIM OFF IN L.A.

AND BE BACK IN BAY CITY BEFORE NIGHTFALL.

RIGHT. NOW WHAT'S HIS NAME?

CURLY CANNON, ARMED ROBBER.

WHAT ABOUT THE SHERIFF?

PARMALY. OKAY, I'VE GOT IT.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE.

CURLY CANNON.

PARMALY.

( laughs )

HI, UH, SHERIFF PARMALY?

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

NOW, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I'M ROBERT SIXKILLER, SIXKILLER ENTERPRISES.

I'M A LICENSED BOUNTY HUNTER.

I'M HERE TO HANDLE THE EXTRADITE OF ONE

CURLY CANNON, ARMED ROBBER.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND SOME HEAVY LIFTING.

NO, WHY?

WELL, YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF.

SHOULD I WAKE HIM UP?

WAKE HIM UP? IPUT HIM TO SLEEP.

HE WAS DRUNK WHEN I LOCKED HIM UP.

HE CAME AFTER MY GUN.

I HAD TO CLOCK HIM.

I HATE TO BE RUDE.

I'VE GOT TO GO.

YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.

I GOT SOME PAPERS FOR YOU TO SIGN

AND THEN, HE'S YOURS.

GREAT.

E.T.A. L.A. 1300 HOURS.

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

OH... WHAT THE HE...

WHERE AM I?

HEY, SIS, I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK.

SLEEPING BEAUTY AWAKENS.

ALL RIGHT, TALK TO YOU LATER.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

I'M YOUR RIDE BACK TO L.A., PAL.

SIT DOWN, RELAX.

IN ABOUT SIX HOURS, YOU'LL BE BACK TO JAIL.

JAIL?

I'M SHERIFF PARMALY, YOU NUMBSKULL!

THAT'S A GOOD ONE, CURLY.

I AM SHERIFF QUINTIN PARMALY

OF LONGTREE, ARIZONA.

I WENT INTO CURLY'S CELL BECAUSE HE WAS SICK.

THE BASTARD JUMPED ME.

SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

CUT YOU LOOSE AND LET YOU GO?

PULL THIS THING OVER TO THE SIDE

OR YOU'LL BE CHARGED WITH KIDNAPPING

A POLICE OFFICER.

THAT IS REVISED ARIZONA STATUTE, 13-1301.

YOU'RE A JAILHOUSE ATTORNEY TOO. I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU PULL THIS TUG OVER, RIGHT NOW!

YOU LISTEN TO ME REAL GOOD.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP

ALL THE WAY BACK HOME.

I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER.

YOU'RE A ARMED ROBBER. WE'RE ON AN EXTRADITE.

ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M PUTTING YOU

BACK TO SLEEP.

ARMED ROBBERY IS A.R.S. 13-1904.

YOU HANDLE EXTRADITES FOR THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

UNDER CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE 1389.

ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER

IS A SECOND FELONY TO GO ALONG

WITH KIDNAPPING.

NOT THAT IT WILL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE

AFTER I BREAK YOUR FOOL NECK!

BOY, YOU'RE REAL GOOD.

BUT I DON'T BUY IT, SO SAY GOOD NIGHT.

WHOA! WHOA.

I UNDERSTAND.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...

WHAT?!

YOU DRIVE ME BACK TO TOWN

AND I WILL SHOW YOU A PICTURE

OF ME AND MY WIFE

ON MY DESK

IN MY OFFICE, IN MY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!

Parmaly: OH, MAN, THIS COULD GET UGLY.

DON'T MOVE.

OH, BOY.

OH, BOY.

TAKE THESE OFF.

RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

HE WAS A COP AND GOOD AT HIS JOB

BUT HE COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE SIN

AND TESTIFIED AGAINST OTHER COPS GONE BAD--

COPS THAT TRIED TO KILL HIM

BUT GOT THE WOMAN HE LOVED INSTEAD.

FRAMED FOR MURDER, NOW HE PROWLS THE BADLANDS

AN OUTLAW HUNTING OUTLAWS

A BOUNTY HUNTER

A RENEGADE.

I WANT AN A.P.B.

OUT ON CURLY CANNON.

GET A HOLD OF CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL

MEXICO STATE POLICE, THE BORDER GUARD.

YEAH. HE'S WEARING MY UNIFORM AND DRIVING MY PATROL CAR.

DON'T ASK.

SHERIFF, THIS IS A VERY EMBARRASSING SITUATION FOR ME.

YEAH. FOR BOTH OF US.

I WILL FIND CURLY CANNON

AND APPREHEND HIM WITHIN 24 HOURS.

THEN YOU CAN ADD

YOUR ASSAULT CHARGES...

I'LL BE BRINGING HIM BACK MYSELF.

HE STOLE MY GUN!

HE'S GOT AN HOUR AND A HALF HEAD START.

HE'S PROBABLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MEXICAN BORDER.

HE'D BE A FOOL TO EVEN STOP ON THE WAY.

( chuckling )

( siren wailing )

OOH-WEE.

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, MA'AM.

WAS I GOING THAT FAST, OFFICER?

ACTUALLY YOU WEREN'T GOING FAST ENOUGH.

EXCUSE ME?

AND YOU NEVER WILL IN THIS THING.

BEAUTIFUL GIRL LIKE YOU

MAN, WHAT YOU NEED IS A REAL CAR.

YOU MEAN YOU'D

ACTUALLY LET ME DRIVE THAT?

YOUR OWN MAGIC CARPET RIDE.

COULD WE TURN ON THE SIREN AND THE LIGHTS?

WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN WITHOUT IT.

( siren wailing )

OH, MAN! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

I BET YOU GOT IT IN YOU TO GO EVEN FASTER.

YOU MEAN IT?

ABSOLUTELY.

Woman: WHOO!

( siren wailing )

WHOO!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.

YEAH. ME TOO.

WHAT'S YOUR STORY ANYWAY?

NO STORY.

I'M THE POLICEMAN OF YOUR DREAMS.

YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER?

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO TO LAS VEGAS WITH ME?

LAS VEGAS?

YEAH.

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I JUST STARTED THIS NEW JOB.

OH, I'M TALKING HIGH ADVENTURE HERE.

CASH AND PRIZES LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

I'D LOVE TO.

MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.

ALL RIGHT THEN.

THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.

WHY DON'T YOU SEE

IF YOU CAN BREAK 120 GOING BACK, HUH?

YEAH?

OKAY.

( tires screeching )

( siren wailing )

I'M GOING AFTER THIS GUY WITH YOU OR WITHOUT YOU.

IT'S JUST BULLHEADED WE DON'T TEAM UP.

THEN I'M JUST BULLHEADED.

I CAN HELP YOU.

THAT'S CHICKEN CRAP ON A PUMP HANDLE.

IN ALL YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAREER

YOU'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE?

I'VE MADE PLENTY OF THEM.

JUST NONE OF THEM AS DUMB AS THE ONE YOU MADE.

I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF TRACKERS, SHERIFF.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?

PRAY TO HEAVEN, DRIVE LIKE HELL

AND HOPE TO GOD YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY.

COME ON, RENO, COME ON.

LUKE, I'M TAKING NORTH INSTEAD OF SOUTH.

MY BEST HOPE IS HE STAYS IN MY VEHICLE

BEFORE HE DITCHES IT.

Luke: We might got a break already.

I got a call from a motorist who spotted your cruiser

doing about 110, and a blonde was driving.

WHERE?

State 93. Just below Kingman.

Roger that out. I'm 10-8 to Kingman. Code Two.

YOU AND ME BOTH, SHERIFF.

YOU AND ME BOTH.

( siren wailing )

YOU GOT A TAILLIGHT MISSING.

MAKING AN ILLEGAL LANE CHANGE

YOU WERE DOING 72 IN A 55-MILE- AN-HOUR ZONE.

IT'S GOING TO TAKE YOU OFF THE ROAD

FOR A LONG TIME, PAL.

AW, MAN, I GOT TO GET THAT LOAD

TO TAHOE BY TOMORROW. NOW COME ON.

YEAH, YEAH, MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU.

BUT... I'M NOT AN UNREASONABLE MAN.

OH.

ALL RIGHT THEN, WHAT'S IT GOING TO COST ME?

NORMALLY FINES LIKE THESE RUN UPWARDS OF $800.

TODAY I'M HAVING A SPECIAL.

THREE INFRACTIONS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $500

YOU COULD BE IN TAHOE BY MIDNIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S AMAZING?

HOW YOU GUYS CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS STUFF.

JUST ENFORCING THE RULES OF THE ROAD, MY FRIEND.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

( chuckles )

MA'AM, YOU HAVE GOT TO UNDERSTAND--

THIS MAN IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

HE TREATED ME FINE.

WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HIM?

I'M NOT PROTECTING ANYBODY.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT.

OKAY.

THANKS A LOT.

I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING--

YOU COULD TAKE LESSONS FROM HIM

ON HOW A COP OUGHT TO ACT.

GREAT.

HI.

OH, HI. CAN I HELP YOU?

OH, WELL, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE

THAT YOU WERE TALKING TO THE SHERIFF.

YEAH. SO?

WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE SAME GUY.

EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

YES, I KNOW. WELL, MAYBE THIS COULD HELP.

WHY DO Y'ALL WANT HIM? HE'S REALLY SWEET.

WE WENT FOR A JOYRIDE.

THAT'S IT.

HE INVITED ME TO GO TO LAS VEGAS WITH HIM.

LAS VEGAS?

SAID THERE'D BE BIG CASH AND PRIZES.

NOW I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GO.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT HELP.

OKAY, SHERIFF--

HERE'S YOUR MAN.

CURLY!

THAT'S SHERIFF CURLY TO YOU.

I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS PARMALY.

IT IS. SHERIFF CURLY PARMALY.

I'LL NEED TO QUESTION THIS MAN ALONE

FOR FIVE MINUTES.

I'M STAYING HERE. THAT'S OUR PROCEDURE.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY PROCEDURE.

I TAKE HIM

AND QUESTION HIM ON MY WAY OUT OF TOWN.

SEE YOU.

Attention all units:

Jailbreak reported from Liberty County. Code six.

Armed and dangerous.

Suspect fleeing in stolen sheriff's cruiser.

License Zebra Kelly 9-2-niner, Yo-yo, X-ray.

Proceed with extreme caution.

YEAH, IT'S PERFECT, ALL RIGHT.

I ALWAYS WANTED

TO BE A COP.

EAT FREE.

MEET CHICKS.

DRIVE REAL FAST.

WHAT MORE CAN A MAN WANT?

YEAH.

STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY TOOK YOU WITH YOUR RECORD.

HARRY, READ MY LIPS.

I'M NOT A REAL COP.

I STOLE THE CAR AND THE UNIFORM.

OH... YEAH.

DID YOU STEAL ME ONE?

UH, NO.

BUT YOU CAN STILL BE MY DEPUTY.

ONLY A DEPUTY?

IF I WAS A REGULAR COP, HARRY, YOU'D BE...

A PARTNER, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE SHERIFF.

AND I'M NOT A COP.

I'M A SHERIFF, SEE?

THAT MAKES YOU MY DEPUTY.

OH.

RIGHT? YEAH.

IS HE A REAL COP OR A SHERIFF?

( siren wailing )

THAT'S THE REAL SHERIFF THAT I WHACKED TO GET THIS STUFF.

SIXKILLER, GET OUT OF HERE!

I'M HELPING YOU!

YOU'RE A CIVILIAN!

LOOK OUT!

( gunshot )

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

OH, SHERIFF, THIS LOOKS LIKE

YOU'LL BE SITTING DOWN FOR A WHILE.

SIXKILLER...

WHAT?

COME HERE.

( grunts )

I HATE YOU.

( groans )

IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL ME

THAT WILL HELP ME CATCH CURLY CANNON

TELL ME NOW, BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF THE HUNT.

OH! WHY WOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING?

YOU STARTED THIS FIASCO!

THE PARAMEDIC SAID YOU'D BE FINE.

HE AIN'T GOT A BULLET IN HIS BUTT.

ME AND MY PARTNER WILL CATCH CURLY CANNON.

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF YOU?

YES, THERE IS.

WE'LL BRING YOU

CURLY CANNON'S ASS IN A SLING.

EXCUSE THE PUN, SHERIFF. SHERIFF?

LET'S GET HIM IN.

TAKE IT EASY, SHERIFF.

( groaning )

IT'S OKAY.

NICE AND EASY, NICE AND EASY.

GUY JUST GOT SHOT IN THE... NEVER MIND.

TAKE CARE, SHERIFF.

HEY.

HMM, THANKS FOR COMING.

THIS THING'S GETTING UGLIER AND UGLIER.

CURLY CANNON BUSTED HARRY PICKETT FROM THE LIBERTY COUNTY JAIL.

NOW WE GOT TWO PHONY COPS?

EXACTLY. CHEY COME UP WITH ANYTHING?

SHE FOUND OUT CURLY CANNON'S A HEAD CASE.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

CHECK THIS OUT.

14 MONTHS

AT A STATE HOSPITAL.

HIS DOCTOR IS HELEN PROCTOR.

I'LL CALL HER.

CURLY AND HIS PAL ARE HEADED TO VEGAS.

THEY'RE GOING TO PULL

SOME TYPE OF CAPER, SO I'LL CALL FOR HELP.

JOE DALTON?

BOBBY SIXKILLER.

YOU WELL?

REVENUES ARE UP, THEME PARK'S ALMOST FINISHED.

WE'RE TURNING INTO A FAMILY TOWN IN FRONT OF MY EYES.

HOW'S REBECCA?

Straight A's thanks to you.

I OWE YOU A BIG ONE.

TIME TO PAY UP.

WE'LL BE IN TOWN BY NIGHTFALL.

DINNER FOR THREE, MY OFFICE?

WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

BYE.

VIVA LAS VEGAS.

( tires screeching )

WHOA!

WILL YOU QUIT DOING THAT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU AFRAID WE'LL GET A TICKET?

THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE UNIFORM.

IF ANYBODY ASKS, I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE MY PRISONER.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE UP TO ANYWAY?

WE'RE UP TO THE DREAM CAPER OF A LIFETIME

THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO GET US ALL THE WAY TO BALI

WHERE NATIVE GIRLS IN SARONGS

CATER TO OUR EVERY WISH AND DESIRE.

WE'RE DRIVING TO BALI?

LAS VEGAS-- LAND OF DREAMS AND OPPORTUNITIES.

IT'S GOING TO PROVIDE US WITH THE $2 MILLION

THAT WE NEED TO GET TO PARADISE.

OKAY. I'M IN.

WHAT WE GOT TO DO FIRST?

FIRST, WE GOT TO GET YOU A UNIFORM.

HERE.

PUT THESE ON.

( siren wailing )

YOU LOST, PARTNER?

YEAH, I SEEM TO BE.

THIS HERE'S MY PRISONER, A TRANSPORT FROM ARIZONA.

EXTRADITE, HUH?

ACTUALLY, HE'S A WITNESS.

TAKING HIM DOWNTOWN FOR A DEPOSITION.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

YOU NEED DIRECTIONS OR AN ESCORT?

WHAT I NEED IS YOUR CAR.

EASY, BOYS.

JUST MAKE IT EASY.

THANKS FOR TAKING MY CALL, DR. PROCTOR.

MY NAME IS ROBERT SIXKILLER.

YOUR FORMER PATIENT IS AT LARGE, AND I'M TRYING TO RECAPTURE HIM.

HIS NAME IS CURLY CANNON?

OH, SURE.

CURLY.

WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED HE ESCAPED.

There's a couple of things that I'd like to know.

WHILE I DON'T WANT TO COMPROMISE

DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY, I...

HE'S A DELUSIONAL PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU?

ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW?

UH, HE SUFFERS FROM A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.

I MET THE ONE THAT KNOCKS OUT SHERIFFS

AND LOCKS THEM IN THEIR OWN JAILS.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HIS LAST ARREST?

ONLY THAT IT WAS A BANK ROBBERY.

IN THE HEIST ONE OF HIS ACCOMPLICES WAS A STRIPPER

WHO CREATED A DIVERSION BY RIPPING OFF HER CLOTHES.

WAS SHE APPREHENDED?

15 witnesses

AND NO ONE SAW HER FACE.

SO THIS GUY CAN GO AROUND THE BEND AT ANY MOMENT.

NOT REALLY. IF HE STAYS ON HIS PROPER MEDICATION

HE'S QUITE HARMLESS.

MEDICATION?

WHAT WAS THAT?

NOTHING.

THAT WAS YOUR MEDICATION.

DID YOU RUN OUT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE NOT

FUN TO BE AROUND WHEN YOU RUN OUT.

ARE YOU MY PARTNER OR MY MOTHER?

Any units, vicinity of Jupiter and Clark Boulevard.

417, domestic disturbance reported, 1919 Jupiter.

Proceed code two.

WHAT'S OUR NUMBER?

HUH?

ON THE SIDE OF OUR CAR-- WHAT'S OUR NUMBER?

19-A.

THIS IS 19 APPLE AT, UH...

CLARK AND PINE RESPONDING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

( laughing )

GET OUT OF HERE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

( siren wailing )

PUT THAT DOWN!

GET OUT OF HERE

OR I'LL POUND YOUR FOREHEAD.

THIS IS MY HOME.

NOT ANYMORE IT'S NOT.

THAT'S JUST GREAT.

NOW YOU BROUGHT THE COPS.

WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?

HE THINKS HE CAN PLAY HIDE THE HOSE...

I GO IN THE FRIDGE.

SHE GOES CRAZY WITH A HAMMER.

IS THIS TRUE?

POSITIVELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUNISH YOU BOTH.

WHAT?

YOU KNOW THOSE DESERT COUNTRIES

WHERE THEY CUT YOUR HAND OFF FOR STEALING?

YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE PENALTY IS

FOR CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE?

YOU DENYING A WORKING MAN HIS END-OF-THE-DAY BEER.

I USED TO LIVE NEXT DOOR

TO A FOUR-SQUARE BAPTIST MINISTER WHO HAD HIM A PARROT.

HE USED TO TEACH THAT PARROT HOUR-LONG SERMONS.

THEN HE'D GO OFF FISHING AND LEAVE THAT BIRD WITH ME

TRYING TO SAVE MY SOUL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT OF THAT PARROT?

IT WAS DELICIOUS.

WILL YOU TAKE HIM IN YOUR APARTMENT

AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A MAN OUGHT TO FEEL?

YES, SIR, ANYTHING HE WANTS.

AND YOU, YOU GOING

TO GIVE HER WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS?

LIKE NEVER BEFORE... SIR.

WELL, THEN GET TO IT.

COME RIGHT IN.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

JOHN, YOU LOOK GREAT.

THANK YOU.

HOW, BROTHER.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YOU TOO.

COME AND SIT DOWN.

WHEN I GOT YOUR CALL, I PHONED THE LAS VEGAS POLICE

AND THE A.P.B. YOU REQUESTED WENT OUT

WITHIN FIVE MINUTES.

WE HAVE MORE INFORMATION.

THIS GUY CURLY CANNON'S A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

WHO'S MENTALLY UNSTABLE

AND LIKES WOMEN WHO UNDRESS FOR A LIVING.

YOU DESCRIBED HALF THE TOWN.

( laughing )

WELL, JOHN, WE JUST GOT THIS OVER THE FAX.

IT'S A PUBLICITY SHOT OF ONE

OF CURLY'S KNOWN ACCOMPLICES IN L.A.

WHOA-HO.

THAT'S SOME ACCOMPLICE.

WE THINK SHE'S A STRIPPER

WORKING RIGHT HERE IN TOWN.

IF HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING, HE MAY HOOK UP WITH HER.

WE RUN A FAMILY-ORIENTED CASINO, BUT I STILL KNOW A FEW PEOPLE.

I'D SUSPECT SHE'S WORKING IN A HIGH-END CLUB.

THAT'S A START.

I COULD CALL IN THE LOCAL COPS TO GIVE YOU A HAND.

WHY DON'T YOU LET US GIVE IT A TRY?

SURE.

( rock music playing )

( crowd cheering )

( whistling and cheering )

HEY, MOE, BABY.

NO. NO WAY.

COME ON, IT'S ME, BABY.

COME ON.

WHAT'S WITH THE UNIFORM?

YOU LIKE IT? HUH?

THIS ISN'T REAL.

YOU'RE IN JAIL, AND I'M JUST HAVING A FLASHBACK.

IS THIS REAL?

REAL. DISGUSTING BUT REAL.

DRINK WITH US.

US? HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY THINGS AGAIN, CURLY?

NO.

NO, I'M FINE.

HARRY'S WITH ME.

OH, GOD, THIS REALLY IS A BAD DREAM.

YOU LOOK GREAT, MOE.

LOST WEIGHT, HUH?

DID NOT.

GEE, TRY AND BE NICE.

MOE, LOOK, WE NEED YOU.

WE GOT A JOB.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

YOU DON'T WANT

TWO MILLION BUCKS?

TWO MILLION?

WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL?

NOBODY. LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP TRAFFIC AT HIGH NOON.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR IDIOTIC SCHEMES.

MOE, LOOK, LOOK, THIS COULD REALLY WORK.

I GOT TO SAY...

NO.

MOE, COME ON.

LADY SAID NO.

REMEMBER ME, HUH?

RENO, LOOK OUT!

POLICE! LET US THROUGH!

RENO!

GET OUT!

OFFICER, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

EXPLAIN IT DOWNTOWN, POCAHONTAS.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER.

I'M DETECTIVE COLEMAN.

WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL CAME OVER YOU, MR. SIXKILLER?

LIKE I TOLD YOUR OFFICERS-- I'M A LICENSED BOUNTY HUNTER.

I WAS TRYING TO APPREHEND TWO FUGITIVES

WHO WERE DRESSED AS LAS VEGAS COPS.

I UNDERSTAND THAT PART.

WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY YOU ASSAULTED MY OFFICERS.

IT WAS CHAOTIC IN THERE.

I MEAN, IT WAS CRAZY.

ALL I WAS DOING WAS SWINGING AT ANYTHING WITH A UNIFORM ON.

WHO WAS THIS SECOND MAN WITH YOU?

ONE OF MY OPERATIVES, VINCE BLACK.

WHERE IS HE?

I DON'T KNOW-- PROBABLY TRYING TO FIND

CANNON AND PICKETT.

I DON'T LIKE FREELANCERS, MR. SIXKILLER.

IT'S GOING TO BE A PLEASURE GETTING YOU OFF THE STREETS.

I HOPE YOU GOT YOURSELF A SMART-ASS LAWYER.

A LAWYER I'M NOT.

HELLO, HARLEY.

MR. DALTON, HOW ARE YOU?

OH, AM I GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU ARRESTED THIS SCUM.

WAIT A MINUTE, JOHN, THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

THIS GUY?

JOHN!

AS A MATTER OF FACT

MR. SIXKILLER WORKS FOR ME PART TIME.

YOU CAN BELIEVE HIM 100%.

HE'S TRYING TO TELL ME

ESCAPED CONS ARE RUNNING AROUND IN L.V.P.D. UNIFORMS.

THEY MUST HAVE SWITCHED.

WAIT JUST A MINUTE, BOBBY.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHETHER CURLY OR HARRY

HAD NAME TAGS ON THEIR UNIFORM?

WELL, I THINK SO.

REMEMBER WHAT THOSE TAGS SAID?

BOY, IT WAS DARK IN THERE.

UM...

WELL, ONE WAS LIKE... LOGET... LUCAS... LOGAN.

AND THE OTHER ONE KIND OF HAD A LONG NAME.

IT STARTED WITH AN "S."

WAS IT SIZINSKI?

THAT'S IT.

WHAT'S THE STATUS ON LOGAN AND SIZINSKI?

REALLY?

YOU'RE SURE?

OKAY.

WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?

LOGAN AND SIZINSKI HAVEN'T CALLED IN FOR SIX HOURS.

MAN, THIS IS GOOD.

IT SUCKED.

THE CHICKEN WAS MEDIUM RARE.

THE BREAD'S LIKE ROCK AND THE BEANS ARE FROZEN.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WAS SUCH A GOURMET, CURL.

WHERE IS THE OWNER?!

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

NOW, CURL, THEY DON'T MEAN NO DISRESPECT.

WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?

IT'S A CHECK.

THEY MAKE A MISTAKE?

YEAH. BIG ONE.

NO, I DID HAVE TWO GINGER ALES.

THEY GAVE US A CHECK, HARRY.

WEREN'T YOU FINISHED YET?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO TEACH THEM

TO RESPECT THE LAW!

NO!

YOU'RE SCARING ME, CARL.

HEY, HARRY.

I'M ALL RIGHT, MAN.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

LAST TIME YOU WAS THIS BAD, WE GOT BUSTED.

I AIN'T GOING BACK TO JAIL.

I CAN'T TAKE IT.

WE GOT TO GET YOU STRAIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

MAUREEN!

OH, GOD-- YOU AGAIN.

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT CURLY CANNON.

BROTHER.

WHAT WAS HE SAYING TO YOU?

HERE'S WHAT I WAS SAYING TO HIM.

GET LOST.

YOU WERE AT THE L.A. BANK JOB.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

LOOK, MISTER, I AM TRYING REALLY HARD

TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER.

ANSWER ME A FEW QUESTIONS AND I'LL DISAPPEAR, OKAY?

CURLY WAS HERE TO PULL A JOB, RIGHT?

DOESN'T TAKE A GENIUS.

AS LONG AS I HAVE KNOWN HIM

HE'S HAD DREAMS ABOUT JOBS HE WANTS TO PULL.

CRAZY STUFF, LIKE FORT KNOX.

THE CROWN JEWELS OF ENGLAND.

HE'S OBSESSED WITH PRINCESS DIANA.

WHAT WAS HE IN VEGAS TO DO?

ALL HE SAID WAS SOMETHING REALLY CURLYISH-- NUTS.

"I WANT YOU TO STOP TRAFFIC AT HIGH NOON."

GOOD EVENING.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, OFFICERS?

IT'S WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU, SIR.

WE RECEIVED AN EMERGENCY A.P.B.

OUT ON SOME ESCAPED PSYCHO

PROWLING FOR DRUGS.

REALLY?

OH, YEAH, MAJOR TROUBLE

AND HE'S BEEN SPOTTED IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

YOU DO CARRY ANTI-PSYCHOTIC DRUGS, RIGHT?

WE SELL A LOT OF PROZAC.

NOT KIDDY CRAP, THE GOOD STUFF.

LIKE PROLIXIN

AND METAZINE AND STANOL.

WE HAVE THAT TOO.

WE BETTER GIVE YOU A PICTURE AND NUMBER.

I'D APPRECIATE THAT.

WHOA!

HA!

CURLY.

YOU WERE GOING

TO GIVE ME A PICTURE?

HMM?

OH, YEAH. YEAH.

WELL, HE'S... HE'S ABOUT MY HEIGHT...

AND MY WEIGHT.

LOOKS EXACTLY, I MEAN

( laughing )

EXACTLY...

LIKE ME!

HEY, SUGAR.

THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER GET HOME.

GET OUT. BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

COPS ARE ALREADY HERE.

LISTEN, ABOUT THAT PROPOSITION...

I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT INTERESTED.

AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.

I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TELL YOU

THE WHOLE BEAUTIFUL THING.

I DON'T WANT TO.

PLEASE, MO.

DON'T STIR HIM UP.

IT TOOK ME SIX HOURS TO GET HIM UNDER CONTROL.

I LISTEN, AND THEN YOU'LL GO?

SURE THING.

TALK.

OKAY.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF

WITH $2 MILLION.

CASH-- SMALL, UNTRACEABLE BILLS.

NO RISK.

AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET NAKED.

YEAH. IT WORKS FOR ME.

WHAT ARE YOU KNOCKING OVER?

OH, NO-- MY SECRET. NOT UP TILL THE VERY END.

EVEN I DON'T KNOW.

HONEST, MO.

HEY, CURLY, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR NEXT...

NO! NOT NOW. NOT NOW.

MO...

HERE'S THE KICKER.

THESE UNIFORMS ARE GOING TO MAKE IT SO EASY, SEE?

NOW... I KIND OF OWE THIS ONE TO YOU

FOR ALL THE GRIEF THAT I CAUSED YOU.

MAKE MY CONSCIENCE STRAIGHT.

HUH?

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?

WHAT?

I SAY... NO!

HEY, CURLY.

WHAT!?

IT'S TIME.

PLEASE?

WHAT IS THAT?

PILLS. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

YOU PIG!

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT DRUGS.

YOU COME IN HERE, AND IN MY HOUSE...

IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF DRUG.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, CURLY CANNON.

I'M ON PROBATION, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

NO, NO, NO, THAT'S HIS MEDICINE.

I WANT YOU TO GET OUT.

I'M GOING TO GET OUT ALL RIGHT

AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

Maureen: NO. PLEASE, PLEASE.

SHUT UP!

YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS FOR ME

AND IF YOU SCREW UP OR YOU HESITATE

I'M GOING TO BLOW THE HEAD

RIGHT OFF THOSE PRETTY LITTLE SHOULDERS.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

YES.

ANY LUCK WITH THE GIRL?

SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH CURLY'S DEAL.

DID YOU GET ANYTHING FROM HER?

HE TOLD HER HE WANTED HER TO STOP TRAFFIC AT HIGH NOON.

I HATE THESE RIDDLES.

JOHN, WHAT ABOUT A CASINO HIT?

WHY ELSE WOULD A ROBBER

COME TO LAS VEGAS?

WITH ALL THE SECURITY AROUND, NOT EVEN CANNON'S THAT CRAZY.

TO PULL THAT KIND OF STRIKE

YOU'D NEED LOTS OF TECHNOLOGY AND A SMALL ARMY.

BESIDES, HE SAID THIS THING ABOUT STOPPING TRAFFIC.

WHAT ABOUT BANKS?

BANKS ARE HIS M.O.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP TRAFFIC TO ROB A BANK.

WHAT CARRIES MONEY AND TRAVELS THE STREETS?

AN ARMORED CAR.

BINGO.

AND WE'VE GOT ONE MAJOR ARMORED CAR COMPANY

LEFT IN LAS VEGAS.

Clark Armored Transport. This is Roy.

JOHN DALTON HERE.

I GOT A TIP SOMETHING COULD BE GOING ON

WITH ONE OF YOUR CARS AROUND NOON.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT'S ABOUT?

The dead letter run.

Pickup's at noon on the edge of the strip.

DEAD LETTER RUN? WHAT IS THAT?

THEY PICK UP THE WORN-OUT MONEY FROM THE CASINOS.

THAT'S MONEY THAT'S TATTERED, TORN, OR DEFACED.

WE TAKE IT TO THE FEDERAL RESERVE.

WHAT DO THEY DO WITH IT?

THE FEDS HAVE A STATION IN CARSON CITY.

THEY TAKE IT THERE

AND BURN IT.

HOW BIG IS THAT COLLECTION?

On average, about $2 million.

THERE'S YOUR BOY.

THANKS, JOHN.

WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

THAT'S IT.

I'M NOT DOING THIS.

YOU PROMISED.

YOU GOT TO STICK TO IT.

I CHANGED MY MIND.

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

NO PROBLEM.

AS LONG AS YOU DO WHAT WE SAY.

EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL, FOLKS.

COME ON.

OPEN IT UP.

I CAN'T.

DON'T HAVE A KEY.

WHO DOES?

JIMMY-- INSIDE.

HEY, JIMMY

I'VE GOT A GUN.

I'M JUST DYING TO USE IT.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS, OKAY?

I TAKE THIS GUN

I POINT IT AT YOUR CHEST.

THEN I PULL SLIGHTLY.

THEN YOU TELL OLD JIMBO

TO UNLOCK THAT DOOR

OR I'M GOING TO SPLATTER YOUR GUTS ALL OVER THE SIDE

OF THIS SHINY NEW TRUCK.

JIMMY, IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR MONEY.

THEY'RE GOING TO BURN IT.

HE AIN'T KIDDING, JIM.

HE'S GOING TO DO IT.

THE GUY'S PSYCHO.

PLEASE, JIMMY.

JIMMY

I'M GOING TO COUNT TO ONE.

I'LL TAKE THAT.

( laughing )

YEE-HA! WE'RE RICH!

WE MISSED HIM.

Bobby: NOT BY MUCH.

IT'S THREE MINUTES AFTER 12:00.

THAT'S THE FASTEST ROAD OUT OF TOWN.

LET'S GO.

YEAH!

WE GOT TO GET THEM OUT.

GOT ANY IDEAS?

UNDERNEATH YOUR SEAT'S AN EMERGENCY BOX.

THERE'S SOME FLARES. GRAB THEM.

GOT IT. NOW WHAT?

I'LL PULL ALONG SIDE AND YOU JUMP ON TOP.

WHILE WE'RE MOVING?

YOU CAN HANDLE THAT.

THEN WHAT?

JAM THE FLARE THROUGH THE PORTHOLE AND SMOKE THEM OUT.

IT'S AN INDIAN TRICK.

NEXT TIME, I GET TO DRIVE.

HARRY, GET HIM OFF THE BACK OF THE TRUCK THERE.

WHERE IS HE?

BY YOUR SIDE.

( gunshots )

HEY, GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE, HARRY!

PUT IT IN A HOLE.

I CAN'T PICK IT UP.

CURLY, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

I'M DYING!

COMING TO YOU.

( coughing )

GET UP.

( coughing )

HOW'S THAT TASTE, CURLY?

BAD!

MAYBE YOUR MEDICATION WILL TASTE BETTER.

LET'S GO.

OW.

EXCUSE ME, SHERIFF PARMALY.

YOU KNOW, I PRAYED THAT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

NOW, NOW, I'VE COME TO MAKE AMENDS, SIR.

HOW? BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT IN FRONT OF ME?

I ACTUALLY BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

COME HERE.

HEY, QUINTIN.

Bobby: I WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO TAKE HIM BACK TO L.A.

BUT I OWED YOU THIS MOMENT.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

IF YOU AIN'T NOW, YOU ARE SURE GOING TO BE.

I CAN EXPLAIN.

I GOT OFF MY MEDICATION.

I WASN'T IN MY RIGHT MIND.

I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.

HEY...

HOW DID YOU CATCH THIS GUY?

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS.