Original subtitles

RON, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?

LOVE THOSE SHOES.

MARSHALL-- EXCUSE ME.

HIGH-FIVE, BLOOD.

JILL? JILL, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SAW YOU AT THE SYMPHONY LAST NIGHT.

GOOD MORNING, BOBBY.

SUSIE, SUSIE.

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TODAY?

I HAVE A PENNY SAVED, WHICH IS A PENNY EARNED.

$50,000 IN CASH.

DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU NERVOUS

CARRYING AROUND ALL THAT MONEY?

NOT WHEN YOU'RE A TRAINED OFFICER OF THE COURT

LICENSED TO HANDLE FIREARMS.

ARE YOU MARRIED?

YOU ASK ME THAT EVERY WEEK, MR. SIXKILLER.

WELL, I FIGURED I'D GET AN UPDATE.

OKAY. 50 "K."

( knocking )

HI, HONEY.

I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, THOUGHT I'D TAKE YOU TO LUNCH.

TED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.

HELP ME SHRED THESE.

( intercom buzzing )

I SAID NO CALLS.

AH! $50,000 CASH DEPOSIT.

YES, I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO COME DOWN AND VERIFY IT.

MEET ME ON THE ROOF IN FIVE MINUTES.

BUT... THE ROOF?

JUST DO AS I SAY.

49-8, 49-9, $50,000 ON THE NOSE.

WE'LL JUST HAVE MR. RADFORD SIGN...

HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING, MR. SIXKILLER?

LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A BUSY WEEKEND.

THANK GOODNESS FOR CRIMINALS.

YES, INDEED.

THANK YOU.

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.

I'M PLANNING ON IT.

THE VAULT'S OVER THERE.

Woman: ATTENTION, ALL BANK PERSONNEL.

AGENT WESTON, F.B.I.

WE'RE IMPOUNDING THE ASSETS OF THIS BANK.

EMPLOYEES, DO NOT PROCESS TRANSACTIONS.

CUSTOMERS, WE'LL SPEAK WITH YOU INDIVIDUALLY.

I'LL NEED TO SEE YOUR CASH DRAWER

AND THEN STEP BACK.

DID YOU SAY "IMPOUND ASSETS"?

CORRECT.

I HAVE $300,000 HERE.

HAD.

A CHOPPER'S ON THE ROOF.

LET'S GO.

OH, NO.

OH, NO. OH, NO.

( screams )

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

JUST GET IN THE CHOPPER.

YEE-HA.

RIGHT ON TIME.

RADFORD!

( gunshots )

HE WAS A COP AND GOOD AT HIS JOB

BUT HE COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE SIN

AND TESTIFIED AGAINST OTHER COPS GONE BAD--

COPS THAT TRIED TO KILL HIM

BUT GOT THE WOMAN HE LOVED INSTEAD.

FRAMED FOR MURDER, NOW HE PROWLS THE BADLANDS

AN OUTLAW HUNTING OUTLAWS.

A BOUNTY HUNTER.

A RENEGADE.

( tires screeching )

RENO!

RENO, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

I WAS JUST, UH... WHERE'S THE HARLEY?

I WALKED.

I'VE BEEN TRYING THE CELL PHONE.

I TURNED IT OFF.

WHY!?

I'M SICK OF IT.

SICK OF WHAT!?

I'M SICK OF MY ALIAS LIFE.

OKAY? LIFE ON THE RUN.

LOOK

A GUY COULDN'T ASK

FOR BETTER FRIENDS THAN YOU AND CHEY

BUT I'M STILL LONELY.

BESIDES THAT, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

WHAT'D YOU WANT ME FOR, ANYWAY?

WELL, IT SEEMS A LITTLE TRIVIAL NOW.

WELL, TELL ME.

I GOT RIPPED OFF-- $300,000 IN CASH.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THE BANK PRESIDENT FLEW OFF WITH MY MONEY.

THERE WAS A CHOPPER ON TOP OF THE BANK BUILDING.

I EVEN KNEW THE GUY.

WELL, LET'S GO GET HIM.

I'D LOVE YOUR HELP, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE SICK OF YOUR LIFE...

CUT IT OUT.

THE FEDS ARE ALL OVER THIS THING LIKE FLIES.

ALL THE MORE REASON I SHOULD GO.

IF THE FEDS GET THIS GUY

YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR MONEY.

IT COULD BE YEARS.

YEARS?

YEARS.

SO WHAT'D THIS CHOPPER LOOK LIKE?

WELL, IT WAS A BIG CHOPPER

AND ABOUT FOUR PEOPLE COULD SIT IN IT

AND IT WAS REALLY GOING FAST.

Weston: This morning, after a several- month-long investigation

the F.B.I. was prepared to arrest Mr. Ted Radford

C.E.O. of this bank.

Unfortunately, Mr. Radford and his young blonde accomplice

were able to escape with $180 million.

HEY.

OH, HI.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

I HAD TO BUY STUFF FOR OUR TRIP.

I LOADED UP ON SUN BLOCK.

I WASN'T SURE THEY'D HAVE A 30 DOWN IN MEXICO

AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU BURN.

HOW'D YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS?

CREDIT CARD.

TED, WAIT!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

TO GET THAT CREDIT SLIP BACK.

OH, NO.

DAMN!

COME ON.

COME ON!

Man: WE WERE ATTACHED TO MACK V, OUT OF TUBE CORPS.

WE WERE RUNNING GUNSHIP ESCORT

FOR A BUNCH OF SLICKS OUT OF PLAY CU, 1969.

H.Q. RADIOS IN IT WAS A SECURE AREA

THEN WE GET TRACER FIRE FROM EVERY DIRECTION.

FEEL THIS HOLE IN MY ARM.

CAN I SEE?

HO-HO.

YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE THE ARM.

THAT'S THE TRUTH.

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

DRAFT.

GIVE ME A DRAFT

AND A JACK BACK, DOC.

VINCE BLACK.

TEX... DUPREE.

I KNOW.

HOW?

YOUR CHARTER PLACE.

THEY SAID I COULD FIND YOU HERE.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I'M LOOKING TO BUY A USED CHOPPER

FOR A VERY CHOOSEY CLIENT OF MINE--

HEAD OF JACINTA OIL OUT OF DALLAS?

WHAT KIND OF BIRD DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

WELL, HE'S GOT HIS HEART SET

ON A BELL JET RANGER, BUT GET THIS--

HE SAYS IT'S GOT TO BE BLUE AND WHITE

WITH A SILVER STRIPE.

THEY MAKE YOU BOYS JUMP THROUGH HOOPS, DON'T THEY?

I'M TELLING YOU.

THE ONLY CHOPPER I KNOW LIKE THAT

BELONGS TO WILLIE HUGGINS.

DOES THIS GUY WEAR A WHITE COWBOY HAT?

SOMEBODY ELSE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM.

HE WON'T SELL IT, THOUGH.

HE WAS IN HERE LAST NIGHT BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT A CASH COW

THAT BELL IS.

I GOT TO TRY.

WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?

WILLIE ONLY GOES THREE PLACES: HERE, THAT CHOPPER

AND THAT MOTEL WHERE HE SHACKS UP

WITH HIS DANCER FRIEND.

CHEERS.

( speaking Vietnamese )

Woman: OKAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

CLOSE MY EYES?

BABY, I'M BLINDFOLDED.

YEAH, BUT YOU CHEAT.

( giggles )

COME ON, ALREADY.

WILLIE, WHERE'D YOU PUT MY HANDCUFFS?

WHAT'S GOING ON, DARLIN'?

SHHH.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHERE ARE YOU, BABY?

COME ON!

HONEY, YOU'RE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE.

OOH!

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

( giggles )

FOR THE BOTH OF US.

HEY!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

I'M THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS.

THE SOONER YOU ANSWER

THE SOONER YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND

GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

WHERE'D YOU TAKE TED RADFORD?

I DON'T KNOW NO TED RADFORD.

REALLY?

WHOA! WHOA! EASY!

I DROPPED HIM OFF AT SOME FANCY HOTEL IN YUMA, ARIZONA.

HE WANTED TO GO TO MEXICO

BUT THE FEDERALES ARE STILL LOOKING FOR ME DOWN THERE.

WHERE IN MEXICO?

SOME PLACE CALLED PUERTO ESCONDIDO.

OH, NO.

( beeping )

YEAH, SIS, IT'S ME.

THAT CREDIT CARD HIT PUT ME RIGHT ON THEM

EXCEPT THEY LEFT IN A HURRY.

DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER CHECKING OUT.

GET THIS. RENO COLLARED THE CHOPPER PILOT

AND HE SAYS THEY'RE HEADED DOWN TO PUERTO ESCONDIDO.

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN.

WE CAN ALWAYS GO SEE FELIX THE CAT.

DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT NAME.

FUNNY-- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT RENO SAID.

WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME AT THE LA PINATA CANTINA?

I'LL BRING MY ROACH REPELLENT.

BY THE WAY, DIXON'S GOT OUR BUDDY'S PICTURE

PLASTERED IN EVERY CUSTOMS OFFICE FROM HERE TO LAREDO

SO AT THE BORDER CROSSING TELL RENO TO WATCH HIS BACK.

Weston: FREEZE! F.B.I.

OH, IT'S JUST SIXKILLER.

I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK LATER. BYE.

DON'T YOU GUYS EVER KNOCK?

WHO'S RENO?

A GAMBLING BUDDY OF MINE, HE ONLY PLAYS RENO.

WHERE'S RADFORD?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

LOOK, YOU BETTER

CUT THE CRAP...

NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME.

I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU

AS A LICENSED BOUNTY HUNTER

I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO TRACK RADFORD AS YOU.

I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU

THAT IF YOU INTERFERE

WITH THIS FEDERAL INVESTIGATION, WE WON'T NEED A BOUNTY HUNTER

TO TRACK YOU DOWN.

NICE TIE.

SEARCH THE ROOM.

NO, THAT'S OKAY.

COME ON, HONEY.

WE'RE IN PARADISE.

STOP POUTING.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

THIS IS JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

I JUST NEED A BIT OF TIME...

THAT'S U.S.A. TODAY, TED.

I KNOW.

THEY SAY YOU EMBEZZLED...

JUST ONE SECOND.

JUST ONE SECOND.

SHHH.

( whispering ): THEY SAY YOU EMBEZZLED $180 MILLION.

I WISH THAT WERE TRUE.

HOW MUCH?

150 AND CHANGE.

COME ON.

YOU JUST GOT TO GO AND GIVE IT BACK.

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

TED, ALL THOSE PEOPLE BACK THERE

THEY TRUSTED YOU WITH THEIR LIFE SAVINGS.

TAMMY, I DID THIS FOR US, FOR A WHOLE NEW LIFE

FULL OF EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE DREAMED ABOUT.

COME ON.

COME ON.

WELCOME TO RANCHO ESCONDIDO.

I'M TED, UH... CASH AND I'D LIKE TO CHECK IN.

SI, SENOR CASH.

WELCOME, I'M DR. PRENTISS LORD.

WELL, WE FINALLY MEET.

AND WHO IS THIS LOVELY LADY?

THIS IS MY FIANCEE, TAMMY.

I'M DELIGHTED.

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO VISIT OUR SHOPS?

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR SHOPPING, THANK YOU.

BUT I INSIST.

WE'RE OFF TO AN INAUSPICIOUS START, MR. RADFORD.

WHY? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

I DO NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF SEEING MY GUESTS' FACES

ON THE MORNING NEWS.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S MY PROBLEM, NOT YOURS.

ON THE CONTRARY--

I RUN A VERY DISCRETE SERVICE HERE

AND THE LAST THING I NEED IS PUBLICITY.

I'M SURE YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT.

I HADN'T PLANNED ON AN F.B.I. RAID.

DO FORGIVE ME.

THERE WAS NEVER MENTION

THAT YOU WOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY A FIANCEE.

I HADN'T PLANNED ON THAT, EITHER.

WILL SHE BE REQUIRING ANY OF MY SPECIAL ATTENTION?

NO, NO, NO.

I SEE.

YOU DID BRING THE CASH?

MORE THAN ENOUGH.

GOOD. YOU'LL NEED IT.

I JUST DOUBLED MY PRICE.

FIVE HUNDRED THOU... THERE IS NO DISCUSSION.

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

JUST TAKE CARE OF ME.

IN A FEW SHORT DAYS, MR. RADFORD

YOU WILL FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHING.

YOU CAN TELL US.

NO. I'M FINE.

WHAT YOU GOT?

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

WE SPENT THE LAST FOUR HOURS

COVERING EVERY INCH OF THIS PUEBLO AND...

NO RADFORD.

WRONG, CHIEF SUNSHINE.

A WOMAN AT THE LOCAL AIRPORT

CONFIRMED THAT SHE SAW THEM THIS MORNING.

YEAH? SO, WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?

THAT THE TRAIL STOPS THERE.

IT'S A COMPLETE DEAD END.

SO NOW WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.

NO CONTACTS, NO LEADS.

NO NOTHING.

WELL... WELL...

WHAT?

OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.

NOT FELIX THE CAT.

YOU ACTUALLY DO ME MORE GOOD BY NOT COMING.

HE'S GOING FOR IT.

( mariachi music playing )

¿QUE PASO, MI AMIGO?

AY, DIOS MIO. NO.

MI...

NO! NO!

FELIX, WAIT. HOMBRE.

FELIX! FELIX!

NO HARD FEELINGS. REALLY.

THE GUY WITH THE LONG HAIR, WHERE HE?

WE LEFT HIM HOME THIS TIME.

Bobby: WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

COME IN THE BOAT.

WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE PARTY.

COME ON.

DON'T WORRY.

ALL THIS TROUBLE.

COME. COME ON.

GET ON HERE.

YOU OKAY? HUH?

YEAH. I'M OKAY.

GOOD... 'CAUSE WE LIED, FELIX.

RENO RAINES

IS ON HIS WAY.

OH, BOBBY, NO. PLEASE.

HE'LL KILL ME.

YOU KNOW HE HATES ME.

THEN WE BETTER MAKE A DEAL.

THERE'S SOME PEOPLE THAT WE NEED TO FIND.

OH, BOBBY.

THIS IS MY TOWN.

YOU KNOW THAT.

I'M YOUR GUY.

THIS GUY LANDED AT THE AIRPORT

THIS MORNING.

HE'S TRAVELING WITH A BLONDE.

NO HAY PROBLEMA.

YOU HAVE HIM BY NIGHTFALL FOR SAY, OH, 500.

PESOS?

NO, AMIGO. DOLLARS.

UP FRONT.

PEOPLE NO TALKING FOR NOTHING.

WE'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED FLAT.

MEET US AT THE CANTINA AT 10:00.

IF YOU DON'T SHOW

WE'LL SEND RENO RAINES.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

OKAY.

TWENTY BUCK GUARANTEE... BUT NO RAINES.

WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK NICE.

THANKS.

YOU LIKE THE SHOES?

LOVE THEM.

I'M BAREFOOT, TED.

OH.

I'LL BE BACK ABOUT 10:00.

WHERE YOU GOING?

UH, TO SEE LORD

ABOUT SOME ARRANGEMENTS.

WHAT KIND OF ARRANGEMENTS?

HONEY, LOOK.

I DRESSED FOR DINNER.

SO EAT.

TED, I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.

( sighs )

YOU KNEW THAT CHOPPER

WAS COMING, RIGHT?

YOUR POINT BEING?

WELL, I JUST DROPPED BY THAT DAY FOR LUNCH.

UNSCHEDULED.

WERE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE

WITHOUT ME?

HONEY.

OF COURSE NOT.

THINGS JUST GOT CRAZY VERY FAST.

I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN ANY DANGER.

NOW COME HERE.

YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU, HUH?

I'LL SEE YOU ABOUT 10:00.

YOU HAVE A GOOD DINNER.

MAYBE RENO WAS RIGHT.

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THAT GUY.

JUST RELAX.

HE'S ONLY TEN MINUTES LATE.

THAT NOTE'S FOR US?

THAT'S FOR YOU.

TWO AMERICAN.

GIVE ME THAT THING.

THANK YOU.

FELIX?

HE'S WAITING FOR US OUT BACK.

SETUP.

SETUP.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.

OLLY, OLLY OXEN FREE, FREE, FREE.

SHUT UP.

YOU'LL WAKE THE NEIGHBORS.

Cheyenne: OH, THE MESSENGER BOYS.

SO WHAT'S THE MESSAGE, HUH, FELLOWS?

"LEAVE TOWN OR ELSE"?

TONIGHT-- OR YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE.

OH. I DON'T REALLY LIKE IT HERE ANYWAY.

HOW ABOUT YOU, SIS?

NO...

BUT I WILL GIVE YOU TWO FOR ORIGINALITY.

YEAH.

BOBBY.

( honking )

COME ON!

GET IN! GET IN! GET IN!

( gunshots )

YOU'RE TEN MINUTES LATE!

WELL, EXCUSE ME.

200 PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN AND 100 OF THEM MUST BE COPS.

WE HAVE FELIX TO THANK FOR THAT.

LET'S GO PAY HIM A VISIT.

( mariachi music playing )

( music stops )

SURPRISE.

HEY!

HEY, RENO, MI AMIGO, HOW YOU FEELING?

HOMICIDAL.

BOBBY, YOU NO TELL HIM

HOW I TRIED TO HELP YOU?

OH, HE SAW FOR HIMSELF.

MIRA.THESECABRONESWOULD HAVE KILLED ME, MAN

JUST LIKE THAT.

I'M GLAD THEY DIDN'T, BECAUSE THEN

I WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO.

NO, RENO.

PLEASE. NO, RENO.

WHO DO THEY WORK FOR?

I DON'T KNOW.

HUH?!

IT'S THOSE GUYS FROM THE HIGH-PRICE RESORT.

YOU KNOW, RANCHO ESCONDIDO.

UP THE COAST, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO PAYS THEM, I SWEAR.

IS THAT WHERE RADFORD IS?

HEY, I DID SAY DON'T KNOW.

AHH.

I FEEL LIKE A RESORT VACATION.

I COULD USE ONE.

IT'S GOT TO BE YOU, RENO.

BOBBY, THAT RANCHO PLACE IS 600 A NIGHT.

YEAH, PESOS.

DOLLARS. DOLLARS.

WE GOT TO SPRUCE UP YOUR WARDROBE.

THAT OUTFIT WON'T GET YOU PAST THE FRONT DESK.

WELCOME TO RANCHO ESCONDIDO.

THANK YOU.

I'D LIKE TO CHECK IN.

MY NAME IS VINCE BLACK.

YES, SENOR BLACK.

FIRST TIME GUEST I SEE.

YES, BUT I'VE HEARD NOTHING BUT RAVES.

IF YOU'LL JUST FILL THIS OUT.

SURE.

WHAT MAJOR CREDIT CARD WILL YOU BE USING?

UH... I DON'T HAVE ANY CREDIT CARDS... WITH ME.

WE HAVE TO HAVE A CREDIT CARD

TO MAKE AN IMPRINT.

WELL, THAT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.

CASH WILL BE JUST FINE, MY DEAR.

HELLO. I'M DR. PRENTISS LORD

OWNER AND PROPRIETOR.

WELCOME TO RANCHO ESCONDIDO

RENO RAINES.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK I AM.

COME, MR. RAINES

YOUR TRIAL'S BEEN ALL OVER TELEVISION

AND IN THE NEWSPAPERS.

RUMOR HAS IT YOU'RE ABOUT

TO BREAK INTO THE TEN MOST WANTED LIST.

YOU FOLLOW IT THAT CLOSELY?

OF COURSE I DO.

IT'S MY BUSINESS.

I'VE GOT TO KNOW EVERY UNWANTED FACE IN AMERICA--

ALL THE CRIMINALS AND THE FUGITIVES

THE DESPISED AND THE HUNTED--

THESE ARE MY CANDIDATES.

YOU MEAN YOUR GUESTS.

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE COY, MR. RAINES.

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.

JUST RELAX AND TRUST TO MY DISCRETION.

YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU'VE COME.

( phone ringing )

YEAH.

RENO?

YEAH. HOLD ON A SECOND.

GO AHEAD.

WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? YOU OKAY?

THE WEIRDEST THING JUST HAPPENED.

THE GUY WHO RUNS THIS PLACE KNOWS WHO I AM.

WELL, GET OUT OF THERE.

FORGET ABOUT RADFORD.

IF THE GUY WAS GOING TO TURN ME IN

HE WOULD'VE KEPT QUIET AND CALLED THE COPS.

WHY DIDN'T HE?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

HE ACTS LIKE WE'RE IN ON SOME DEEP, DARK SECRET

and I'm going to find out what it is.

HAVE CHEY RUN HIM DOWN.

HIS NAME IS PRENTISS LORD.

CLAIMS TO BE A DOCTOR.

ANY SIGN OF RADFORD OR HIS GIRLFRIEND?

NO. NOT YET.

BUT I'M ABOUT TO HIT THE POOL.

EXCUSE ME. IS THIS CHAIR TAKEN?

( sniffling ): NO.

GREAT.

SAD STORY?

YEAH.

HEARTBREAKING.

BEAUTIFUL SPOT, HUH?

YEAH.

STAYING HERE LONG?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE HERE ALONE, COULD YOU?

I'M HERE WITH MY FIANCE.

TED.

IF YOU WERE MY FIANCEE

I WOULDN'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT.

( sobbing )

I'M SORRY.

STOP IT, TAMMY.

I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

IT'S NOT YOU.

IT'S JUST MY WHOLE LIFE IS COMING APART.

OH, THIS IS GREAT--

BAWLING MY HEART OUT TO A PERFECT STRANGER.

SOMETIMES IT'S EASIER.

THANKS.

I'M SITTING HERE...

AND JUST REALIZING TED IS NEVER GOING TO MARRY ME

AND I'VE WASTED THE LAST SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE

CONNING MYSELF.

THIS IS SO WEIRD TELLING YOU THIS.

HEY, THAT'S WHAT STRANGERS ARE FOR.

IT'S JUST THAT

I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR SO LONG.

ALONE? WELL, WHAT ABOUT TED?

BEING WITH TED IS BEING ALONE.

MY LIFE'S SO EMPTY.

NO LOVE...

NO TENDERNESS.

OH, GOD, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING, "WHAT IS SHE BABBLING ABOUT?"

NO, I'M NOT.

OUR LIVES SOUND A LOT ALIKE.

GET OUT OF HERE.

A GUY LIKE YOU?

I MEAN IT.

MAYBE YOU DO.

UM...

I GOT TO GO.

SORRY.

( knock at door )

OH, MR. RAINES

YOUR CONSULTATION'S NOT UNTIL TOMORROW.

I COULDN'T WAIT.

DO YOU MIND?

NO, NO. PLEASE, COME IN.

WELL, YOU'VE OVERCOME YOUR RETICENCE RATHER QUICKLY.

IT USUALLY TAKES OUR CANDIDATES A FEW DAYS.

HOW MANY CANDIDATES DO YOU HAVE?

OH, ABOUT 50 A YEAR.

MY PRICES RESTRICT MY CLIENTELE.

WHAT ARE YOUR PRICES?

THAT DEPENDS ON HOW ELABORATE

THE SERVICES ARE THAT I PERFORM OR ON WHOM I PERFORM THEM.

WELL, YOU KNOW MY SITUATION.

YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY.

WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST?

COME.

TAKE A LOOK OVER HERE.

HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

WELL, WE TOOK IT AS YOU WERE CHECKING IN

AND WE SCANNED IT ONTO THE COMPUTER.

IN YOUR CASE, MR. RAINES

IT'S A SHAME TO REALLY TINKER WITH MOTHER NATURE

BUT LET'S START WITH A FEW OF THE OBVIOUS THINGS.

MY GOD.

YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL IT'S ME.

FOR $80,000, NO ONE IN THE WORLD COULD TELL IT'S YOU.

YOU CAN DO THAT?

I AM THE MASTER OF MY CRAFT, MR. RAINES.

LOOK AROUND.

HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL...

A.M.A. AWARD.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

WHY'D YOU LEAVE NEW YORK?

MY ENVIOUS RIVALS CONSPIRED TO HAVE MY LICENSE REVOKED.

BUT NO, I'M GLAD THEY DID NOW.

HERE AT RANCHO ESCONDIDO I AM FREE TO REALLY HELP PEOPLE.

I CAN OFFER THEM NEW FACES, NEW IDENTITIES

AND A NEW LIFE.

IS THAT FUNNY?

NO, NO.

THINK OF IT, MR. RAINES, NO MORE THE HUNTED FUGITIVE

NO MORE THE SUDDEN TERROR

EVERY TIME YOU SEE A POLICE OFFICER.

AT LAST YOU CAN LEAD A REAL LIFE

FREE OF PARANOIA, PERSECUTION.

TELL ME HONESTLY--

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF?

YEAH. IT IS.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GOING HOME TO TUCSON.

SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE SEVEN YEARS AGO.

AND WHO GAVE YOU THAT BRILLIANT IDEA?

THAT LONGHAIR BY THE POOL?

YOU DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE

I COULD'VE HAD THE IDEA ON THE MY OWN?

DID HE, UH...

ASK ABOUT ME?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, TED, YOUR NAME NEVER CAME UP.

HEY, COME ON NOW, TAM, SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN.

CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS?

YOU DON'T ACTUALLY CARE, TED.

WHY EVEN WASTE YOUR BREATH?

I LOVE YOU, TAM.

PLEASE.

WELL, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

OR WHAT?

YOU'LL FALL APART?

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GO ON WITHOUT ME?

NO, I MEAN YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

AND WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I CAN'T LET YOU RUN AROUND

SELLING INTERVIEWS TO HARD COPY AND THE STAR.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, TED?

KILL ME, HUH?

YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE GUTS.

( screams )

( whimpering )

NOW YOU STAY HERE...

OR I WILL KILL YOU.

UNDERSTAND?

NOW I'LL HAVE SOMEONE PUT MY THINGS IN THE OTHER ROOM.

TED...

WHY'D YOU STAY WITH ME?

YOU USED TO TURN ME ON.

YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE THIS TIME.

HEY, I'M SORRY, OKAY?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHING'S THE MATTER, OKAY?

LOOK, I FOUND OUT WHAT DR. LORD DOES.

HE'S A GENIUS PLASTIC SURGEON, MAN.

I MEAN, HIS BUSINESS

IS GIVING PEOPLE NEW FACES AND NEW LIVES.

SUCH AS FUGITIVE BANKERS WHO HAVE $150 MILLION.

YEAH. RADFORD'S SCHEDULED FOR SURGERY TOMORROW.

SO WHEN THEY KNOCK HIM OUT, GRAB THE CASH

AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CANTINA.

I'M NOT READY TO LEAVE.

WHY NOT?

RENO, YOU'RE NOT THINKING

ABOUT HAVING THE SURGERY YOURSELF?

IT'S SOMETHING THAT I'M CONSIDERING, OKAY?

I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY LIVING LIKE ME FOR A COUPLE YEARS AND SEE IF

YOU THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS.

I MEAN, I THINK IT'S A LUXURY

TO EVEN BE CALLED BY MY OWN NAME.

OKAY, I AGREE WITH YOU.

YOU DESERVE YOUR OWN NAME BACK

BUT GIVING UP YOUR FACE ISN'T GOING TO GET THAT FOR YOU.

IT'LL GET ME MY FREEDOM.

RENO, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS GUY.

WHERE HE CAME FROM, HOW HE GOT HERE

WHAT'S HIS STORY.

LOOK, I KNOW THAT PEOPLE GIVE HIM TONS OF MONEY

TO DO WHAT HE DOES, OKAY?

I'D STILL BE ME.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT I LOOK LIKE?

THE ONLY PERSON THAT WOULD CARE IS VAL, AND VAL'S DEAD.

ONLY YOU, MY FATHER AND CHEY WOULD EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY IN THE MIRROR?

WHAT IF WE NAIL DIXON...

PROVE WHAT HE DID

AND YOU BECOME A FREE MAN?

YOU'LL NEVER, EVER FORGIVE YOURSELF

FOR LETTING DIXON SCAR YOU LIKE THAT.

NEVER.

THAT'S A BIG IF, BOBBY.

TAMMY, HI.

GO AWAY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

I WANT TO HELP.

THEN JUST WALK AWAY.

LOOK, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND

I'M IN ROOM 206

OR YOU CAN CALL THIS NUMBER ANYTIME.

DAY OR NIGHT.

Lord: "1-800-6KILLER."

THAT'S AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING TOOL.

THE POINT IS

YOUR MR. BLACK IS A BOUNTY HUNTER.

YOU CAN'T...

( phone rings )

CALM DOWN.

DR. LORD.

I'M WITH A PATIENT.

VERY WELL.

GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND RELAX.

THAT WAS MR. BLACK

AND HE WANTS TO SEE ME RIGHT NOW.

WHERE WE GOING?

RANCHO ESCONDIDO.

WHY? WHAT DID YOU FIND?

LORD WAS A TOP PLASTIC SURGEON.

THEY PULLED HIS LICENSE AND PRESSED CRIMINAL CHARGES.

HE MADE BAIL AND SKIPPED.

WHAT KIND OF CHARGES?

AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, BATTERY AND MANSLAUGHTER.

BOBBY, THE GUY WAS EXPERIMENTING ON HOMELESS PEOPLE.

THE TABLOIDS CALLED HIM DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

OUR PATIENTS' NEEDS ALWAYS COME FIRST.

I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

YOU KNOW I'M RENO RAINES.

BUT UM...

I'M ALSO A BOUNTY HUNTER.

AND YOU'RE HERE TO EXTRADITE TED RADFORD.

YOUR CANDOR MAY HAVE

JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE, MR. RAINES.

ALTHOUGH I MUST TELL YOU THAT

THE TED RADFORD WE KNOW MIGHT NOT EXIST MUCH LONGER.

YOU'RE GOING TO OPERATE SOON?

TONIGHT, IN FACT.

I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

I DON'T HAVE $80,000

BUT WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN BARTERING?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

IF I NAIL RADFORD HERE

YOU'LL BE BURIED IN BAD PUBLICITY

AND YOUR DISCREET LITTLE OPERATION

RANCHO ESCONDIDO WOULD BE, UH...

EL FINITO.

REALLY?

SUPPOSE HE GETS AWAY.

SUPPOSE I TELL SIXKILLER THAT I MISSED NAILING HIM

AND WE GUARANTEE TO YOU

WE WON'T BUST HIM TILL HE'S FAR AWAY FROM HERE.

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM.

EXACTLY.

HMM.

VERY WELL, MR. RAINES.

IT HAS TO HAPPEN TONIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

MEET ME AT THE SURGICAL CENTER IN HALF AN HOUR.

BLACK HAS MADE ME AN INTERESTING OFFER.

IN EXCHANGE FOR A FREE OPERATION

HE'LL SPARE ME THE GROTESQUE PUBLICITY

OF CAPTURING YOU HERE

AND WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE FAR FROM RANCHO ESCONDIDO.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE

A COUPLE OF YOUR THUGS TAKE CARE OF HIM?

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO AVOID.

PERHAPS YOU COULD COME UP WITH A BETTER OFFER.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

NOT REALLY.

FOR THAT PRICE I GUARANTEE TO ELIMINATE HIM

AND HIS BOUNTY HUNTING FRIENDS

IN AN ESPECIALLY HORRIFYING FASHION.

DR. LORD.

WELCOME, MR. RAINES.

COLD FEET, MR. RAINES?

VERY COMMON.

DON'T WORRY.

YOU WON'T FEEL A THING.

PREPARE HIM

FOR SURGERY.

( phone ringing )

YO!

HELLO... VINCE?

NO. WHO'S THIS?

I NEED TO SPEAK WITH VINCE BLACK.

( moaning )

WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL HIM AND GET IT OVER WITH?

OH, NO. THIS IS A GRAND OPPORTUNITY.

I'VE HAD TO BE SUCH A GOOD BOY SINCE I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I'M GOING TO TRY

SOME NEW EXPERIMENTS I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT--

GROUND-BREAKING, ACTUALLY.

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?

NO. YOU SEE, IN THIS MAN'S CASE

NO ONE REALLY CARES OR KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS ABOUT HIM.

WHICH MAKES HIM VERY USEFUL.

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

( laughing )

COURAGE, MR. RAINES.

I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS.

WHAT YOU WANT NO LONGER INTERESTS ME.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

PLASTIC SURGERY IS GENERALLY VERY SAFE.

HOWEVER

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, WE LOSE A PATIENT

OR TWO.

PREP HIM FOR SURGERY.

HI.

GOOD EVENING.

WELL, HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ARMED PATROL, MA'AM.

WE'VE ADDED EXTRA SECURITY.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE GUESTS' DISPOSAL?

UH, YES, MA'AM.

WELL, THEN, I WANT YOU AT MY DISPOSAL, LANCE.

CAN I CALL YOU LANCE?

THAT WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART'S NAME.

MA'AM, REALLY--

I CAN'T.

I CAN'T.

( sobbing )

GEEZ...

I CAN'T EVEN PICK UP A HOTEL EMPLOYEE.

WHY DON'T YOU

GO BACK TO YOUR..?

IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.

THIS WAY, YOU GUYS.

HURRY.

HEY, WHERE ARE MY SHADES?

( laughing )

HEY, YOU GUYS, TELL ME SOMETHING.

WHAT DID YOU TWO USED TO LOOK LIKE?

( laughing )

STRAP ME DOWN, MAN.

I'M READY FOR THE LONG RIDE HOME.

DOCTOR WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

LORD, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT.

NAME YOUR PRICE.

FIVE MILLION, TEN MILLION.

GREED, GREED, MR. REDFORD.

GREED WAS MY DOWNFALL ONCE BEFORE.

NOW, ALL I VALUE IS PEACE OF MIND

AND SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.

♪ ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY. ♪

CHEY! CHEY..!

HEY, BOBBY!

HEY, DID THEY GIVE YOU A NICE ROOM?

ISN'T THIS A GREAT PLACE?

THE DOC'S GOING TO FIX MY FACE.

WHAT DID THEY PUMP INTO YOU?

HE SAYS I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE CARY GRANT.

I'M DIZZY.

JUST TAKE IT EASY.

TAMMY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HE'S SUPPOSE TO RESCUE ME?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I KNOW THEM.

HEY...

Lord: FREDDY.

THERE'S THE DOCTOR.

COME ON.

SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! COME ON!

TOUCHDOWN!

COME ON.

( laughing )

( laughing ): ISN'T THIS PLACE GREAT?

THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

F.B.I., GENTLEMEN.

I'VE BEEN READING UP ON YOU, DR. LORD.

THIS IS GOING TO BE

A REAL PLEASURE.

JACK, DO THE BOILER PLATE.

AND THE SUITCASE.

THE SUITCASE IS GOING TO STAY RIGHT THERE

'CAUSE I WORKED AWFULLY HARD TO GET IT.

MR. SIXKILLER, MAYBE YOU LEFT

BEFORE THIS WAS ISSUED.

WELL...

( clearing throat )

IN THAT CASE

THAT JUST LEAVES ONE THING.

WHERE'S MISS WATKINS?

MISS WATKINS?

OH... I DON'T KNOW ANY...

DO YOU KNOW MISS WATKINS?

NO.

OKAY.

( knocking "Shave and a Haircut" )

VINCE...

HOW CAN I EVER SAY THANK YOU?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

READY?

( laughing )

COME ON.

I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR.

GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE.

BOY, I AM READY TO BLOW THIS PLACE.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET IN.

YEAH.

HEY, RENO.

I GOT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

DID YOU REALLY WANT TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY?

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT

BUT THEN I SAID TO MYSELF, "WHEN WE BUST DIXON

I WANT HIM STARING INTO THIS FACE."

( laughing )

GOOD MAN.

TALK TO YOU LATER.