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with what enthusiasm with what
devotion great minds have been working
with mathematics
for thousands of years for the benefit of the universe for the
benefit of mankind there are people
who say
mathematics is boring and unimaginative
these people i feel sorry if you are
mentally deficient mathematics
is the queen of all scientists
repeat my last words
mathematics is the queen of all
sciences it is the most adventurous
and most interesting thing ever done
Quiet that's coming but now Professor darling
would like you can sit down very well
what's there to laugh about
I'll dictate the homework to him now
write everything down
in the middle of a square
water tank is a column-like
elevation with a square cross-section,
the side length of which contains 0 whole enzymes
amounts
[music]
would if the container is completely full,
this column would be two-thirds under
water
the container itself is one meter long,
10 cm wide, its depth is 100 cm
, the question is
how much water is in the container when
80 cm of the column is out of the water, Unterberger will carry
you solve it this task
[applause]
[music]
no and so they want to kick the linguistic
life or to know
[music]
they are not ashamed to read such crap
just as a deterrent example
has professor this book is a member
here about her term paper I'm
curious
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I offer myself absolute silence during
the break
[music]
now I will never know whether the red
Lola
dear to the cats still does his hot
kisses burn your lips you prefer
I still feel your tender embrace and
I'm covered in bruises all over
and again Dearest, I long
for you as if I hadn't seen you for years
when will we see each other again?
[applause]
can you write this letter? but where
are you then don't ask any questions
in the book that I made it complicated for you
I didn't even write
it I know that I'm wrong you
don't chill nor hear from me
Answers
[Applause]
Wait a minute,
Dr Schneider, you
absolutely have to help me yes
but I don't think that will be
possible why not Doctor please
see the woman back then you came
to us with this nose didn't I make
such a lovely snub nose out of
it her friend was very enthusiastic about
it only you again definitely with a
Greek
I have a profile I have another friend
you can't switch
noses like friends no, what is there
a certain professor
he has to help
me Dr I have such a terrible
problem in my nose not so terrible
I don't know anymore that's good
that's important the healing process
for that I can't at least
remove the bandage no but you'll get
a peace of mind medium
[laughter]
I'm sorry, but there's nothing you
can do about it, but that's not a
point of view for a father when it comes
to the well-being of his child, well
I have to say it's so easy that
you can't do it after all tell me
who are you talking about,
my daughter Brigitte,
your child, yes, I have to, you know
, contact my wife, I am
very sad, he is overwhelmed, that I cannot deal with the question of education at the moment, so I will not talk about this
question at all Today's
world as today's youth Mr. Dr I
'm so unhappy my boyfriend
wants a Greek profile please what
should I do give me some advice
yes yes well
yes I'll come right away yes love the
woman what should I advise him
create another Friend,
that's an impertinence,
good day, doctor, yes, Mr. Wendlinger,
no, not at all, but doctor, Hanover,
unfolds what you do before the operation
means yes I came home
with her she asked herself
and no one looked at her but
now after the operation well what does that mean
I have no no woman no home no
socks no holes my drank
holes please and the buttons pass
you I’ll pay the bill yes mine
Sister
I'll be back at 2:30 pm yes my
dear such an operation always has its
two sides
I wanted to speak to you in a discreet
matter
I didn't want to be drunk so
I'll be back here in the afternoon yes please
please the other block new mines 2:30
Clock out
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] my cabriolet has the same design of
course so much more comfortable so everything
automatically when it comes
down the window aha flushing water but only in
rainy weather only phone calls not like that
but I also squeezed out a radio 20% for
you here the confirmation
no thanks I also expected you from you as an
old school friend but
a nice suit but yes great very
z be satisfied so I'll be with
you are you married ne yes you can
send your wife
20% discount nee nee you must
n't you him a womanizer like you that
could be very dangerous
laugh for me women consist only of
excess fat skin in need of tension
and to correct and gnaw your nose
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[music] have a
moment
yes or no
so thank
you very much thank you
very much also so unknown to your gatties again and
again Cavalier yes please your newspaper
thank you and tomorrow morning you will deliver
bye today so
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good day
my wife isn't there either
fashion show
and the USA what else repair say
you have expenses today
I don't know if I'll come by there
[applause]
why are you only coming now hello
my darling
brought home your car please not
ready until tomorrow by the way
greetings unknown thank you
more in my unknown go
wash up before you eat which at the time see you
later
12:25 o'clock and at 11 o'clock you left the
shop at most 10
minutes later you were in the workshop for
a quarter of an hour to do so where
were you for the rest of the time you don't want to
tell me that you were actually
taken for a walk by Doctor Schneider 25 years ago
yes not to say anything but its
really true that i brought the dr
tailor home and
since we didnt watch this ride the way
almost i
didnt time the time showed anything a
smart woman doesnt ask where her husband was
a smart man
did no woman at all took a
little longer
no you have already eaten very well
I only tasted today anyway what
Brigitte is not there yet
you had trouble in the clinic
there are oh sweet things we
have seen everything you are evil after all I
'm not angry I'm just
you should worry less about unfashionable things
but Brigitte why
a certain faculty with me in the
called the clinic complained about her
what did she do again no
idea wait a minute at school
don't even know where she is
then you're coming so late yes late what's up
and what was going on at school
oh not mum so thank you I don't
eat soup eat
childhood were also still contagious so
please yes the soup contains building materials
that
are very necessary for the body to develop
please note that ladies yes
noodle soup
[music
] you should have said that earlier
you got along of course because you're
always so greedy
and you don't have any soup no because of the
line
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very good very good and the dessert
[music]
wrong wrong
Rosi that's wrong so of course please
take her soup you don't want to make a world of
it but she likes you like that well
cut
that's the most primitive of all
30
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that can't happen if
Pythagoras had also thought like
that we wouldn't have
Pythagoras today living the proposition
[music]
would have been suffocated if I hadn't intervened in time
[music]
even better
[music]
tastes good here
you can't do arithmetic but you can't cook
for a little artist specialty
you can't compare it by the moon
or with higher
mathematics doesn't go rosy i
say i don't want that don't have
there is a cow and this like an
axamberger she makes the eye and so
that the cow sees how notice when
you come back look in the eye
my loves are
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here the thing i'm deceiving I'm a
stupid cow and stands alone
on this edge there is a cow I'm
an oxo with no bull and give me a stupid
cow is great
are you talking to mum because you haven't seen
me no Felix you know him introduce mum marie isn't here you Brigitte my dear son-in-law you have three
women in the house one of them will
probably be able to accept a button for you yes
you think you are your mother
yes she should accept a button for me ne
Marie they are alive again sew mommy's daddy
god where I already want to go away
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and the little red one made of straw with the
very short veil red is your
dangerous color my dear I mean
for your part or that sweet white but
do you know what Felix should buy both hats
in one for sunny afternoon
and the other for cloudy afternoons you buy me
the red one no don't believe no he
doesn't believe but in the new car
he bought himself I should take another
button for you Yes, please excuse me, what's the
matter? Mama Lilly will call you again
from the bedroom because
I've found someone who
will finally put a button on
me, just a moment, but maybe you know
Mama isn't quite so out there
then we have to take off skirt
understandable please very threaded that
's already
the lowest tell me what
you actually earn with me you
find
you buy with the Hu t really not
lie down for another half an hour first
[music]
so now they are already sitting in my
place
better open the door I don't I
have to take the button for daddy
[music]
I would like to speak to your wife's mother
my mother is not
[music]
a class teacher who has the bird
close the door has she
died
but please Mr. Stieglitz my name
Professor Steglitz I am the
class teacher of your daughter Schneider
leaving
unusual visit but the whole
case is very unusual I would like
to have ice cream embarrassing please please
Attention
, you hurt yourself
but I
'm sorry, Professor, I have
to tell Mom something urgently, but don't stay
too long
, she says don't let him do it, but he
'll help me for your Mom, that
's the good thing, I don't do that
I'm not good at that then I will
then I have to say use your perfume your
powder and your lipstick
I already have unfortunately
he didn't show the necessary interest in this matter he
referred me to you
happened what happened
didn't you everything happen please but I can
only confine myself to the most recent
events and in this regard
your daughter falls in two
Also share attention what is that what kind
of father is that
under any criticism your southern
demeanor scoff at any description I don't [ __ ] you asked I
confiscated this love letter from her in math class a dear
feeling with which it stretches the reading out
to her in this letter not
to bring back to me i will show the
briefing painted
i have to ask
you i can't hire turn around
he just doesn't listen to me especially
when i talk about hats
please have you read yes
probably
make sure that the matter will have very
serious consequences I'm
going now immediately conference where about
this Ange occasion decided will
be decided better of
course be
sent in writing
that your daughter is excluded from school
and please tell your he
doesn’t take such things so
lightly then finally and finally he
is the father
after all or obligation because that’s important
legal
[music]
I have an appointment with Brigitte
they play
well
well but it's no company for you
hello professor
[music]
well you're a beautiful little plant
you can be very quiet
the bird also talked to your father about the mother
and this way
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so that it falls in love
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who is Brigitte's hardness is
there so here thank you I can go now
yes but please don't be too
late
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what's going on sounds like a whole
orchestra
we have to do our homework
papi how easy it was for you
goodbye goodbye
[music]
button sewn on why everything inside
thank you is also part of it thank you
[music] say
hello to your mouse from me
what have you been doing with this
mouse
all the time I you I just gave you in the
letter which letter if you put it
in my love
still burning your hot
this letter heard no longer was locked
in your pocket in my pocket
in another pocket for whom were they
you want to claim that
you were for me self-
explanatory sorry I completely
forgot to give them to you but I
swear to you the letter does not belong to me
not to me don't know any Mausi I've
never known one and will never
get to know one how can you expect something like that from me
that's yes I've
always trusted you despite your crazy
women in the clinic always blindly
trusted if it never occurred to us in our dreams
that you me simple
but not for me no
other women exist again a mouse nor
any other exist for me ert only
you I love you
oh my god this cursed letter
if only I knew
yes that I thought of it straight away heard
the film Meier the letter good the
film gave a
20% discount with the letter it had signed with
Mausi my god he
just made a mistake pulled the wrong letter out
of his pocket and I didn't even look put
it in one
that's no excuse you that's the
truth
but
you said to me Mausi
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I swear you
the letter for the fellmeier I would be
able to prove that to you
[music]
yes, please,
Mama Lilly Herder,
yes, what's the matter, my child, you're crying, yes,
but what happened, does
Mama think I found a love letter in
his pocket, beloved
, your attitude still burns on my
lips,
but I have that I've been expecting him for a long time
that her male name is of
course not my dear child I
'll be with you right away
it's very sad if it's not at all
e cooperation between school and
home but I will with
what do you have a book for that did you
bring it to school
from colleague Norma what do I
need to know about you geometry
but have read
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only that has been printed is
not destroyed I have to now I have to
write my report now
[music]
Olga can you hear me ring the bell now I ca
n't go now you're
desperate
you can't even wash yourself properly
Felix I'm so fussy about
your letter at home because of my
life you gave me instead of is there someone
who my wife where are we undisturbed
man come on
you gave me
the love letter from your mouse instead of the letter from your company
and what kind of mouse is beeping above you
but you can't do that
Paul I can 100 mouse
now she you but you do
n't have to smuggle her love letters in my pocket
you can kill me i
don't know what you don't mean so
listen to mine woman found this
stupid love letter from
me and is completely over the moon
so please help me now go to her
make nice cuddles you are
excellent at that and tell her that the letter is
from you that you must have it
back enough from you ask your
mousy
if you want me to
cover up your infidelities so I play with
open cards and try not to
enter into it anymore that I'm talking about my
mousy when it's about your mousy
don't make such a fuss we
're childhood friends and I really appreciate your
behavior silly of
course it's your
mausi she wrote me the letter or
you don't care anything so please you
absolutely have to go to my wife
now don't let me down now if i
can't let
you down leave me please thank you
at 2 :30 o'clock up let me
know and the clinic so do well
yeah and hurry up pretty ass on
Wied see
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Holger what's going on why are you turning it
off how's it going my darling
business but I have to go to my
friend Dr Felix Schneider but right
now his important revolving
business matter what you say
you can't agree you're driving
me to despair what do
you mean we can't agree on something you've
understood me quite correctly I mean
whether we can't agree
about your mousy
you hello mousy missed the speech
you're crazy I don't know any
mousy that's an invention of my
friend dr Felix Schneider that's a
brain played and the brain is a lot of
love letters funny isn't
it you didn't even know her or I'm begging
you please let me out I have
to go to your mousy isn't it but
you're not going to deceive you you
create lies now you'll get to
know me you stay in there you
're black you
're excited right now so i have nu r a
few seconds what can I do for
you with 200 shillings but this is
slowly becoming a habit now with
you I'm in a big embarrassment yes wait a
minute yes it's still there oh thank God sat
him please he would like to take some very
nice peonies with him yes because they
are her favorite flowers he
can buy them on the go no perfect
buy nothing I only remember
locked up what was locked up yes for God's
sake was in the bathroom we do
n't have a second key and let her
come he also has to leave urgently no he
won't leave I have a
fellmeier locked up he won't leave the
apartment today that's over
but nothing to despair a
bit more uncomfortable leave me
alone now
maybe I could be of some
help no
yes that might work that would be a
solution yes I'll give you the 200
shillings yes and you'll get it afterwards
100 to what is a very good
solution but you have to give me
something unmarried yes
as long as your mother has you you always let me
be the rest who does the
bag Brigitte belong to the child finally
order with the school bag belongs in the
children's room
I have taken on an order I
have to tell a lady something and you said Whitsun
[music] to her
you urgently have to go to your friend
Doctor Felix Schneider for
business reasons what is
not so now yes in excuses
what forever so
what I had to swallow in the course of ours
that would not have been
done anywhere else but now my patience is
exhausted I will create a button one day
you you've learned that you can't
cheat on your wife with impunity
[music]
I'm not a nature that can
easily be conquered for me
there is no yoke of marriage no he should be
your master I'm your wife and
I find it a slave the loyalty of him
altar swore
[music]
hand over
a letter hand over a letter my
bride you just don't know
me ht have too much opportunity
because I won't do it for a long time
because it goes on like this then I'll go
my own way I also had
[music]
but Felix claims that this letter is addressed to
his friend fellmeier
empty excuses he has to prove it
the weather stay calmly here now
today with his mother-in-law
[music]
what do you wish we start
that's Feldmeier and that's my
unfortunate daughter please take
flank why I'm a good
friendly what doesn't
make us likeable why actually
please continue talking me yesterday I
handed over a letter a letter and
the letter was really written to
her is this one
still
my lips not bad
yes she is always my
ever loving mousy that doesn’t interest us
that’s exactly what doesn’t interest her
Eva believe me the whole thing goes
here not at all and
certainly not poor Felix I hope
that I've succeeded now en she has to be
convinced well if the dangers I
think don't exist I'll confess to
myself bring my mousy they're personal
what do you think of why
everything stupid like me my
wedding trowel she wo
n't shut down that I can
imagine please take it I don't
mind but we don't wish
to get to know this lady Your wish is
we agree but you are
no longer angry with your garden no
no goodbye hopefully you won't
see Mama we have wronged poor Felix
anyway you mustn't join me
immediately why not reconcile him
because now
you can have everything you want from him two hats
and a good
opportunity won't come back soon
[music]
Ms Dr Schneider they probably want to go to
my daughter
this
that's my daughter Ms Lilly
Schneider is very happy
I've just painted with your master
my dear friend Felix on the phone
I'm him Film Meier
we've heard that before yes
very funny story
almost a pure coincidence
yes well today I made her
master Felix accidentally gave a letter
to keep they did that
it was probably a letter from her girlfriend
doesn't need to be from her Mausi oh
yes understand the two names
yes so now her master did so
my dear friend
put his bag in his pocket without reading it first
and that's why he
probably didn't give it back to me
and that's just this funny
story that happened there is
all I did to say to both ladies
I recommend me who was
this letter when they
handed it over to my son-in-law
[music
] recently only very
briefly and if then mostly
not at all there were quite a few needs
you know what I like to call that
we loved each other very much oh very much
inclined i would ask you to
have been about that content of this
letter it is
after all about the food with
my daughter please I broke up with
my wife but used
all the help and then
I sent her back and also found the one you
thought was painted in the bag no no no of
course not no no
destruction has gone because he was
in the there there there
now I want to tell you something you
don't start Mr. thing at all if
Maja please I have my
identity card here so please
prove everything here everything is in there
police please you are yes
married of course why do you
have a bride because
just um
to let uh just then i just wanted to
marry my bride that is already wanted
but shouldn’t i tell everything at the beginning i
asked for an identity card like that thank you
adoration see you bye your
wife thank you and your mousy
do you have joy in the bride still have the
bruise yes i have haven't checked for a long time
but the last time I
checked she had her on her
back she still had to pay coal yes I
thought she was on her arm
but we don't want to know that
goodbye
yes
I am a friend of the house I am
the daughter of the house bring
and How old are you my
friend
and when I go to the
cinema you might
see this again
and of course you were so
believing everything again Mom I
couldn't have guessed that Felix would
get some outrageous Christian now get out of here but
Friday said everything bad luck
transplanted and understanding of the parents into
the inner life of the children
this friend with whom the child hangs out
probably a classmate nice
you brought up the girl I
must say that but it's no
wonder with a father like that
let's come now I think I have everything
great here breaks returned to their
genus wonderful i am
extremely grateful out bi tte please thank you you
know
thank
you sister I'm leaving again yes I'll be back
in half an hour
Was someone else
good thank you
I think I'll make a small correction
if you wanted to examine me Your
figure is very nice up
here
I'll be right back
[music]
a coffee 5 pieces of sugar don't stir
why not i don't like sweet coffee
please
go come right back
in the waiting room please
[music]
[music]
you're a swindler
and the two were excited is a
cheater definitely
[music] it's
true that your husband is
divorcing you that your
impertinence what do you think of
successor for her he himself he
himself yes
that is still he can that his life that
was the purpose of our visit hello
I remember
the conference
thank you
[music]
[music ]
[music]
good that's good that's good
[music]
[music]
everything great done
nothing done you missed
you know everything you are for me
[music]
surgery I why
private please I'm a bosom friend a
childhood friend of Dr Schneider and the
last one they ran around like that did
an hour's sleep
what do you mean
I was with a woman and then it was
fine you know what
of course there were other women there too, because
your daughter was 13, by the way, partly
now I understand everything, why, what does that mean,
because everything is in the best of order,
really, in order, everything is topsy-turvy
, but I had the impression at
your house that we were already driving one
clear round thing in my eyes you are
ready as good as divorced
but calm down my child don't cry such a
magnificent specimen as Felix you will
always get a woman like you she can have
ten men on each finger the
terms of divorce but we
dictate the child doctor must stay with me
, of course, and I
demand two-thirds of the
total income guarantee ing
a child and the child of my
child can rely on me completely
the woman as I said your
mouth he might [ __ ] it now with the
address and name of the said woman
person so where this person lives
and what her name is I don’t know he
at least if she mousy and she does
n't seem to have body full of
bruises that's her person
doesn't describe that very much though so if
you want more details then
you have to call someone my ex
son-in-law doctor made
the case is in my best hands so
please do you want to sign the power of attorney now
no not you made your
wife i mean your wife daughter
paul paul did you do
to me i stand up to me why i don't make my wife face to face
anymore
what do you have to fear from your wife
do you have any idea what you did
with the letter
or what conditions I freed
myself and there schi Can you get me another one
that's why I said crooks
why then we have to come to buy
what kind of hat do you have on
that daddy brought for you mom that
's the hat you chose of
course I'll take it off immediately
now it has he bought it in you but there
you see again what a bad
conscience the butter that has on his head
has covered with the hat again but
now I don't want it anymore then
I can still get it
if you don't leave immediately why
are you like that Nasty daddy was also very
scared when I told him how
much you scolded him
that you have
now but immediately in your room
promille the cat tongue had
brought you I now I don't need it
anymore what did he do to daddy
that will you drive even more on time
once it has grown
when you see you adults then
one can only wish it never got
bigger
[music]
said
how much does the Gauna 350
cost at least 300 tariffs a moment how much does a scammer cost you
or we have to be ready to
possibly confirm to my wife that
I'm there but no
it's good that I no you
should confirm to her that I just sent her
to reassure her
and understood that we were both
there two
films available
you don't know but always good ideas
you wait here yes please do you have
50 shillings account we still
have half a scammer with
you ok thank you very much
with the crass one Bottle of sparkling wine and a
newspaper and so I feel compelled
to apply for the expulsion of the student Brigitte Schneider based on the available evidence
I have already drawn attention to a
repeated case of imminent
moral danger but
did not find it please come to the
point the professor is a
mathematical lecture a book
complicated and that made me think
Arabic every decent person
should live to pick it up where is
this book that my wife is reading that
means forgetting at home but what i found in
this book that is the
serious
thank you well
and
that's not enough after a 20% discount has been
decided enough I just ca
n't find anything stiff about it when
the schoolgirl's father buy a car
to postpone an hour
I left the letter on the table
[music
] mom doesn't want your hat and
grandma doesn't like cats your tongues
I can they'll keep Dennis anyway
what do you mean he raved
about the hat and now you don't want
it
and since when aren't you a cat tongue
we don't want any more presents from them
Dr Schneider why do you say
them to me to express the gap that
we separated from you since today
and that is too brave for dear uncle
Brigitte machines and the
cats tongues you leave there most
binding thank you
mom hear me but before you
judge me you speak the pure the nakedest
truth don't eat when
you talk to me i know appearances
speak against me but i want to become the
victim of a mueslification that
i don't want to have heard
what do you actually want here i
am came here to clear up a
misunderstanding i am the
only authentic possibility
everything happened only for noble motives now
i will tell you something
that your name is fenmayr i believe you are
married i know but that he has
a bride i will
only believe you when this bride standing here in front of
me and I've heard her own
wonder that she
didn't write this letter to her before
what now a bride just has to
get one
[applause]
you're very tall Mr. louder I
just wanted to tell you that I have a
wonderful idea you will
get rid of all your worries in one fell swoop i
also have someone to conduct eng right now
acts that will be for her the big
surprise a big surprise what then
what for yes yes yes it's all right all right
thank you very much yes mom what do
you want with the picture what's the point of all this
nonsense
take over the whole thing completely childish yes
just like that illogical with your packing, be
back with his bride in a quarter of an hour
everything could be
unpacked again maybe that's it already the
doorbell rang should I open it
no I'll
do that mom do you think it's possible
that Fellmer really
does come with a bride so mine God child you are naive of
course he will come to me to some
woman what
fellmeier has a bride you shut up and
go back to your room but
you will always be sent out straight away just
when it gets interesting we pack
up
you wish hello I'll get in the
letter Matter
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where is the letter not so loud my
wife is in the room next door she doesn't need it
t to hear yes so many I know
it but the woman with her teach about everything
unfortunately but she doesn't have to
know that we are talking about it so that's
something else why sit down
take a seat but the letter
I blockenz I don't understand which
conference I I am a professor at the
secondary school for girls and confiscated this
letter from her
daughter during class nothing at all more
[ __ ] I had it
would only have been hired
after presenting this letter your
daughter will probably be fired
now I understand the conference
that’s wonderful Brigitte is thrown
out of here but but nonsense
you can't do that why not
my mother-in-law she'll
definitely want to go to the conference
and it turns out there is
n't any yes yes they're commented on
that was different
clever fellow I knew the word
fellow that's
the guy great it has only
one flaw which is so improbable
and the child also preferred to be out of the
game yes everything has its limits i
understand they are not important there are out
the idea brown again is better and
whenever i tell them
yes but no one i have and i
have the letter it doesn’t turn out that way
complicated a woman is better than
a conference please are a
matter of another values committed
i have only just met my son in law
no no
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i did what i could do
they will face the
consequences if they i told him the
excuse is much too stupid yes I
despise you doctor I forbid myself
idiot
what am I an idiot
we will notice a bit more that
will have a real aftermath
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hello yes please send me the
cruel apparatus which has already
gone away here dr Schneider
we wish I've come to the right
thing about Paul's Mausi
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from Paul
you know what you have to say
I always know what I have to say
are the mice
coming they are waiting he has to be here any minute
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[laughter]
but I only have until 6 o'clock
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I don't know anything else here
two friends
new people here I am probably no
longer necessary no that means
they know what to say of course
I have them exactly
[music]
so
mom
ridiculous misunderstanding finally
cleared up
no does she have a real white
veil please ladies
please convince you
so please
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so But I have the great pleasure of introducing you
to
my future bride, Mausi,
I swear that I wrote the letter to
Mr. Fellmeier and
that I am his secret bride and
that he will marry me as soon as he
is divorced
to the fact that you
didn't know this person an hour
ago, what do you say to that, Mausi,
we'd now gotten to know each other for an hour so
that I don't laugh
hahaha
you did you are calmer and that's
the [ __ ] for her what was because that was
your bride no that was my wife
you vaguely not coming home
[laughter]
unintelligible committed
committed but I saw the first
glimpse come a kid we there
is nothing more to look for here
everything spoiled they missed the apartment again
[music]
immediately
why because a paper
it has to be later so that you understand everything
please
do more I need such things
really bold composed
a nice thing built in so with the
and then
Lilly, I beg you, I
really have to get away from you, don't think
badly of your partner, I'll get
you home soon
[music]
, to get the senses in, they
're getting urgent, but clearly,
no, sorry,
gentlemen, here I have my big
surprise, the mouse you have
another Mausi introduced you like it very much
make
your Mausi please
[music]
lose his head everything is slowly and
soberly thinking
now finished what is where are
because the gentlemen have already gone home
so the conference is
scheduled for tomorrow morning right there to plug in
all sorts of help that
don’t think it’s worth waiting for me anymore
please directly
at school we can I wash
my hands please what the dog
thought of
is a cow and how saw like an ox
on the mountain she opens and closes her eyes
to talk as you notice
during my video
I want to entrust myself to a longing
my dear cow he says to
her your wish is quite paradoxical even
if my look is so bullish the
thing is deceptive I'm a oh now
she quietly gives up the stupid cow and stands
all alone
like us stupid cow all alone did
n't even know that you play so beautifully
you can't just play with your left
hand only here on the right complements
each other but nice
that lit you were that
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with which can
[music]
wi r didn't open your wife
is in front of the door it's not that important
[music]
didn't open where is
my wife's mum my daughter has come of
course sorry completely
confused longing for her daddy drove
you here and the
homework
arithmetic problem in the middle of a
The water tank is a column-like
elevation with a square cross-section
whose side length is 0.1 m if
the tank were completely felt, this column would be
two-thirds under water
the tank itself is one meter wide
while its depth is 100 cm how much
water is in the
tank the task it's best to leave the
notebook here and I'll do it tomorrow yes it
's not possible
to prepare the children for practical life
full
under water you can't see the
very unimportant
and the container is one meter long 18
DM wide and its bag 100 cm exactly
belongs to
me Lord
what is that for a letter
that the country
signed Mausi
ni cht at your age you are
crazy and tender
hug full of bruises and at home you are
always tired
at all any answer ask yourself
for the last time who is this mouse was
not to touch Rossi Mama
actually
Schneider Herr Dr you have to come to
us immediately we have to come to
my husband's apartment he kidnapped my daughter
that's children are guidance
that we have to face the fire
hello
the situation has changed fundamentally in the meantime
she confessed but
thanks to my efforts I
finally managed to establish that
her husband in this case is completely
innocent yes he wants one has
admitted that the said lady with
the bruise is his girlfriend
and that the letter was written to
him mrs fellmeister is with me right now
and lost it out of his own miracle
Doctor do
n't be kidding he says felix is
innocent
the
statement is crazy don't you know that
you clean Mr. Schwiegers and this
person has this alleged mouse for
a hundred so that she pretends to be a friend of
this Mr. fellmeyer
moment 20 minutes ago the situation has
fundamentally changed again thanks to my
efforts I managed to finally
establish that her husband in this
case completely is innocent yes this
women person was hired by Dr Schneider
and paid to pretend to be
her husband's friend
my husband is innocent and dares is
this old poisonous snake hello this
is Olga fellmeyer speaking please tell me
by what right do you have to be in
my marriage you
they systematically destroyed my domestic happiness they yes
they they that's why I gave my
judgment I forbidden him the house
and all that for me because they can't
even where he's around he's poor
helpless and dark in the apartment my
son-in-law is there
Get them in because that's probably where you're sitting
and thinking about them various mouse is
after please give me the doctor
an impertinent person you
don't have to put up with anything if you
feel your honor has been insulted
I am at your disposal
dear lady do you have anything else
you want dr hammer so come
here immediately yes right now I'm in a hurry so
I hope that I've settled this case even with the
best of satisfaction
goodbye
a billion
0.99
million
999 to be a bit much water yes
what do you have a bit less how
many
millionths of a liter of water a
bit little buy not at all right
but I don't know if these
shops are still open today, so
come on, you should kill that professor who
teaches the children such stupid things
, actually
I never wanted to enter this house again
because after what I've been through
here
, I no longer have to say hello to
them I
owe you inconveniences leave you shameless
creature t come
with me to my apartment your
daughter has to come with me to justify me to my wife
what do you want who are
you actually how often should I
introduce my name is Steglitz
I am a maths professional
your daughter what are you a maths
professor yay you gave out the bill
with the water that's
why I didn't come here
we want to know how much water
is in there for every moment you're
interested
93 is
693 songs
63
and we see you've come to this
conclusion from
various right-wingers they absolutely want to
have the letter How often
do I have to tell you that I made
this accident of writing everything to
your daughter during
maths lesson because she
is hot yes and that is a
maths professor unfortunately yes for you
comment I will enter it in the
class book nobody
you don’t have the letter self
written
that's the truth if you want
I'll show you
wanted blame this
letter yes and you
are here for me the letters convince yourself
my little one off
with an F if you can please me again
go into your room
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as a child you have no future in this house
tell
[music]
they wait
he doesn't know my wife
[music]
their ignorance comes from when you
don't pay attention during class
and read the drums already please the height
of the water level did you forget
where is paul
paul
what's that why did you tell me about
it I did something what do you
turn off the clock tomorrow
or does the lawyer stay too long this
Dr Haberer
where is Lilly I have to talk again
what do you think of nothing to look for what
do you want here I Brigitte with you
stay with me we will see that still
understand me better it
gets even better i will
try everything and remove Brigitte from your
immoral closeness such an
impudent you do that to tell me
you yes j a
everything by the way
not yet it gets even higher that is an
exchange breach of peace if they don't
disappear immediately I'll call the
police the police we know we'll think it
over do you even know where
this letter came from do you think the
mathematics professor found it
probably
here lots of love letters
lying around in heaps the blue one Stains they have to have
ears Brigitte found them what's
a bit okay
your daughter what I'm not laughing
do that
come here listen to that the last
product of a desperate brain
now you supposedly wrote the letter yourself
I yes you mom don't you think
so now he's getting weird so
weird but all those letters were found in
a chest of drawers in your
bedroom that i'm also very
weird or
not crazy what's right you know i was
always on your side but if
what Felix is saying is true then then
unfortunately I have to agree with him, please show me
I think d u probably
don't know enough do
you laugh too you laugh
great we read the letter and no one
noticed what date it came from
you were in 1912 actually i kept
it as a souvenir for dad and
do you know who wrote these
letters who was that shameless person
you mom I
have noticed the letters you are this mouse here
on our nerves shame on you
Felix can you do that to me again
give me the letter I need it
for who for the professor from Brigitte
the Goldfinch here also a nice
thing done there
come here from Paul I don't want to talk at all
give me my wife's hat
and tomorrow I want the suitcase yes please
be on time you erotic grandmother
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they called me what's the matter
thank you Dr we don't you need it
anymore why is everything all right who's going to pay
my costs now the mousy the mousy
where is these women staff
see you again
[music]
[applause]
[music]
Br ief and above all the date
not 1912 yes I got over that
I shouldn't have come here at all
Brigitte's class teacher my
wife good evening no and
that's understandable
[music]
I've been back
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[music
] you have to always look at the date
[music]
at the merchant's they also wrote down the
spaghetti twice for you and
why because you have no sense of numbers
please
it was written 30 years ago
I persuaded to raise my hand against me
even more even
more relaxed already I
[music ]
Well
I would like to say something about these two
you are not otherwise so jealous
you are otherwise a very reasonable and
calm person
but nevertheless I
and another woman I have
more than enough in you
[music]
would not be normal in your youth
been passionate then we would have
been spared a lot today the sins of
the mother take revenge on the daughter
very important exactly march to bed
[music]
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