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I don't care if you're a man or a woman.

All I know is that I love you.

What next?

Move in with me.

Great, I'll move in tomorrow.

But, I won't live downstairs.

Everynight, I want to sleep with your arms around me.

Ok.

Promise?

Silly girl.

It's a deal then.

What's the matter?

The elevator's stucked again.

Didn't you say you're cool with me around?

Sam, why aren't you helping out?

I thought you lived in the skitroad.

That's right.

Looks like a whole shopping mall is moving in.

The dog is falling down to swimming pool

who are these people?

Nothing tops my number one idol!

Where are those working labour? All gone?!

Awesome.

Amazing!

I ain't no delivery boy.

I'm moving in.

Where's the kitchen?

Last door to your left.

This is fish, my best buddy.

You remember him?

Sam, today is June 10.

It's 3:40 in the afternoon.

From now on, we start a new life together.

Buddy, be quick.

Sam.

I didn't hear you coming in.

You scared me to death.

I'll walk louder then.

Walk louder...

Open sesame.

Close, sesame.

What is it with you guys?

Fish, he's used to living alone.

Walk louder next time.

What a scary cat.

Bony.

Why is she nuts over you?

What are you looking at?

What about you?

What about me?

I'm her man, you're only her friend.

But I knew her first!

What are you doing?

Wee, wee.

What?

It ain't easy being a man.

"Lonely people like me"

"lonely people like me"

"love is a waiting longer & longer"

"love is a waiting in the future"

"those were the days"

"those were the days"

hello.

"I feel very lonely today, I feel very meaninglessly today"

how are you guys doing?

We have trouble with the new place.

Come on, a big house like this!

And you are complaining.

We are not complaining.

We are just not use to it.

I miss the sound of the airplane.

Take Sam's snoring for a change.

I miss hawkers down the alley.

That's silly.

Don't tell me you don't miss them.

True, I do too.

But this is the happiest time in my life.

Even though it's too big and too neat here.

And I have to walk loud.

But as long as Sam's here,

I've no complaint.

I really love Sam.

I'm the luckiest girl.

Aren't you ashame of yourself?

Not really.

Not really.

What are you doing up?

You'll go nuts talking to them.

Talk to me instead.

Really?

You free tomorrow?

Maybe.

We'll talk tomorrow. Let's sleep.

I was thinking of refurnishing the house.

This is your place too.

Do whatever you want.

Don't have to ask me.

What?

Move it! Can't you see we're working?

Move it.

Fish... what's this mess?

Refurnishing.

Refurnishing?

No.

It's a major overhaul.

When did I decide that?

Where should we put the books?

- Right here... - What book?

This is a big house, it's different from ordinary refurnishing.

Good morning, you're up early.

Do whatever you want but don't touch my study.

Didn't you say this is my place too?

From now on, whatever you do, ask me first.

Jacuzzi tub for lovers.

Right here!

Awesome!

In there!

I read your book twice. It's a page Turner.

Thank you, Rose.

Can I have your autograph?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Rose.

Rose.

Wing!

I love reunion!

Who is he?

Fish.

How's Sam?

Great.

Only you have a spell over him.

Didn't you put out a record?

Why didn't you continue?

I used to be a "man".

Look at me now.

Do I look like a female singer?

Fix it with plastic surgery.

You're kidding!

I have a back problem.

I can't put 2 water balloons up my chest...

And still sing and dance.

You're full of crap.

Thanks.

I'm really busy these days.

How busy?

I've to cook, wash, iron, feed the dogs...

What can you say about that?

That's busy alright.

But that doesn't sound like Sam's type.

Fish.

Well! Different strokes for different folks.

The important things is... Everyone's happy.

I'm happy.

Sam's happy too... is he?

Sam!

What is wrong? Sam!

- What is the matter with you? - What's it?

I want you!

- Stop! - Come on, I want you.

What's wrong?

Are you nuts?

You like girls like this. It's all in the book.

What book?

"The story of Rose".

What? She writes?

She can't even spell.

- She... - What right has she got?

The 1st half is before she met you.

The 2nd half is after she met you.

And then...

It's a real tear jerker.

I'm calling my lawyer.

I'll put an injunction to the book.

Is she out of her mind?

You don't have to call.

Why?

It's a sold out. 400,000 copies.

Shit!

You're swearing.

This is totally insane.

400,000 people out there are all over my private life.

It's illegal. She needs my permission.

But she wrote great things about you.

Take a look.

You're her hero!

Really?

Wait a second. I can't read this.

Am I nuts? I don't need to read about me.

You're right.

Am I?

And you shouldn't read it too.

Now that we're living together.

You don't need to read about me from some woman's book.

You should know me well enough.

I hope so.

Hope so.

In short, both of us should not read the book.

So do you prefer women with big boobs?

Uh... yes.

Then you don't like my size.

I'm tiny.

I didn't say that.

But you like big boobs.

Big is good. It's... dynamic.

But small is...

Cute.

Get it?

It's true, I like big breasts,

but I love you.

That means you love me, but you don't like me.

What date is it?

June 20th.

What time is it?

Eight twenty in the evening.

Eight twenty?

My darling.

It's only been 10 days.

10 days is a short time.

To decide if our relationship will work.

What if it doesn't work?

We'll make it work. I promise.

Really?

Trust me.

I trust you.

Let me take a closer look.

It's stuffed.

You like them?

They look great.

"Even you're homeless in your fate"

"even you feel complicated & odd things happened in your fate"

"even you feel scared & boring."

"You don't give up today"

"I wish I go along with you every day."

That's enough.

I can't sing in the morning.

I sing better at night.

Turn around.

Go.

Stop it.

Are you making a pass at me?

You creep.

Straight pretending to be gay!

What's in your mind?

No, auntie... l...

I'm

really gay.

Get out.

Yes, auntie.

A singer? With that voice?

I can't believe it.

What a screwed up world!

Emma, the guy that just left,

call him for 2nd audition.

You're not gonna sign him?

He's alright.

I know he hasn't got a voice.

But he's cute.

It's hard to find another one like wing.

At least she sings.

I'm with you.

You know her record is still going strong.

What's wrong? Not again!

I think I'm in trouble again.

Since she moved in,

she turns my life upside down.

I can't even compose these days.

I really can't live with another.

It's tough living with someone.

If it's tough on you,

I bet it's tougher on her.

Can I move back into Rose's apartment downstairs?

No problem.

But 3 years later.

I just rented it out on a 3 years contract.

The tenant is a foreigner.

You're not serious?

But you told me to.

It's tough working for you.

You better get yourself another auntie.

Sam, stop being a child.

You just asked her to move in.

And now you're moving out.

I'm not moving out, I'm moving downstairs.

Just like the old days when I was with Rose.

More space for she and I.

Maybe I'll even love her more.

I got it! You find a woman, marry her.

Then divorce her the next day.

But keep dating her.

And you're doing all this just to love her more.

You think it'll work.

Theoretically it works.

But practically it doesn't.

You can solve your problem...

By keeping her busy.

Think about it.

Keep her busy?

I haven't disappeared.

I was studying music in Julliard.

Saving Michael Jackson's marriage.

Then I went to visit Madonna.

Drop by London.

Wrote a song for cocteau twins.

And cameo in George Michaels'mtv.

But now I'm back to stay.

Ooops, did I miss anything?

Superb! My boy.

Thank you.

Jesus!

Nobody will believe that crap.

If they believe she's a man.

They'll believe anything.

She'll be the toast of the town.

You're full of balony.

Today, we are really honoured,

to have with us for our interview, the hottest singer-wing.

Please feel free to ask him any questions.

Some people say that wing is fan fan's counterpart.

You're great.

You really think he is handsome.

Thank you.

Fan fan's phenomenon brought adrogyny to hk pop culture.

She was the biggest, brightest star.

And your feminine male pop idol status.

How do you see yourself, wing?

How can I compare myself with my number one idol?

Ever since I was a kid, I was her biggest fan.

I have collected all of her records and news clippings.

Good morning miss fan.

Miss fan, where would you like to go next?

Hong Kong.

Very good.

Look this way.

Fantastic! I love it.

I want to thank the security guard downstairs,

the old lady who sells newspapers, and...

What about me?

Don't leave out my name!

Or else I'll quit!

I want to thank fish...

Did you tell the reporters about our hot-tub?

Hush.

And gold fish, and my buddy Bo Bo.

Who else?

You don't have to thank every Tom, dick & Harry.

It's important to be direct on stage, don't look around.

Just thank the audience.

Yes, honey!

Don't call me honey in front of everyone.

Yes, honey!

Wing's downstairs. Quick get ready.

Wing's here! Wing's here! Can you hear me?

Please move, wing's here.

Wing's here...

Wing's here...

Wing...

Thank you, thank you.

I like you too.

Am I pretty?

Wing, your money!

Your big mansion and fancy cars...

I pity your parents.

You're too fat to be a fan.

You look just like a pig!

Not like this?

- Wing, I've waited a long time for you. - Not like this.

Get out.

They are nuts. Your fans are nuts.

This is very expensive!

You have to be good to wing.

Or else, I'll kill you.

Has wing bought you a house?

Does critics say you are the new comrade of the era?

Your new piece "gay man forties" says out?

Some said wing gave you 30 million petty cash, is that right?

Wing's coming.

Wing!

I want to see your concert.

No problem.

The ceremony is starting soon please get back your seat now.

Autograph afterwards.

Emil chow.

I like very much to hear you sing.

Your songs are wonderful! Really.

Thank you. Thank you.

Can I have your signature?

Write "to wing".

My name's wing. Don't forget me.

Of course! I've heard your last record.

You know who I am!

- Of course I do. - Thank you.

Sam loves your songs.

Sam and I are buddies.

Really? Where is he?

Sam? Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Hey Emil.

Sam's so far away!

Hey Sam, let's change places.

No need, no need.

Come on, let's change.

There's really no need. Thank you.

You'll switch places with him?

- You are too nice. - Don't worry about it.

- You are a star and yet you are so nice. - Come,

come here, have this seat.

Sam!

What?

My idol fan fan is coming tonight.

I know.

Ladies & gentlemen, every generation,

there is a phenomenal star.

The winner of the lifetime achievement award tonight,

the star of all stars.

That's right! Miss fan fan.

Fan fan entered the music business at age 5.

At 6, she recorded her first single album.

The following 15 years,

she has released a total of 28 albums.

That's right. At the height of her career,

she has decided to retire from the limelight.

She vanished from the entertainment business.

After which, nobody knew her whereabouts.

She was spotted every now and then.

In the carnival in rio in 87.

Dancing the samba with four pineapples on her head.

Wind surfing near an unknown island in the south pacific in 89.

In the war zone in Mozambique in 92

feeding the war torn orphans.

So, where exactly is she?

No one knows.

But don't worry. Tonight she is here.

That's right! The legend of all legends.

We present... miss fan fan.

Miss fan fan.

Has anyone seen fan fan back stage?

Let's welcome...

A brand new image...

A never seen before fan...

What's your name?

It's none of your business! Asshole.

My name is fish! Nice to meet you.

What's your name?

0!

What?

0... l

0... l

winner for the best male vocal artist 1996

& the winner is...

Wing!

Thank you...

Congratulations!

- Your prize. - Your prize.

Sam, let's go.

Go...

Thank you.

Thanks...

I have lots of people to thank.

But my producer asked me to make it short and quick.

So I'll just thank one person.

It's you! Don't look around.

Thank you.

Sam! I love you!

One two three.

Wing!

I was just attacked.

Wing!

You're crazy! You animals.

Start driving!

Where's Sam? Slow down.

Where's Sam?

Forget him, he'll manage.

Keep driving! Let him take the cab.

Wait for me!

Sam!

0!

0!

0!

Fan fan, how was the trip?

Don't expect me to pick up awards for you anymore.

There weren't even a single baby backstage.

Who's living upstairs?

Nobody I know.

Sounds like a bunch of creeps.

How do you know?

Seems like the creeps are having a party.

A party?

This is my house, what's the matter with you?

Make up your mind, and do not regret.

I'm gonna show you some muscle.

Don't...

What's next?

"A Eiffel Tower in-between the clouds"

fish, where's wing?

Mister, I'm no fish, I'm...

"A Eiffel Tower"

ok, where the hell is wing?

I've been looking all over for her.

I saw her running around like zebra awhile ago.

But god knows where she is now.

You carry on.

"A Eiffel Tower"

auntie

you recognize me in this?

Of course! Who can miss that fat butt of yours?

Have you seen Sam?

I throw this party so that you can meet more people.

Not stuck with Sam 24 hours a day, get it?

Go make some new friends.

Look at those lips.

What a dude, I'm coming...

All these masks, can't tell a man from a woman.

I don't want to hit the wrong target.

You've never been with a man & you insist you like women.

How can you be so sure?

You've never been with a woman and you insist you like man.

Sam...

Wing...

Sam!

What is so funny?

You've turned the house into a mess.

I thought you wanted me to meet more people.

I told you to meet more people...

But not to bring them back home.

Then I'll ask them to leave.

Wait.

Just don't do it again.

I'll go get you a drink!

I thought Sam koo hate parties.

He's not the boss around here, wing is paying all the bills.

He hasn't written a song for 6 months.

If not for wing, he's down and out by now.

What did you say?

Do you know composing songs?

I'll not play with you.

I've had enough of this, I'm going to Africa, are you coming?

I just came back from Africa last week.

Sorry, I've taken you from someone else.

Ok.

What else do you want to listen to?

- Africa, tell me about Africa. - Africa?

Africa, ok.

Close your eyes and let your imagination run.

- Imagine. - Ok.

Imagine, a whole bunch of women, naked...

Running wild.

A group of men, fighting the lions.

Ripping the skin off the animals, blood everywhere.

Then wrap the skin around their naked ladies.

And the giraffe.

Suddenly behind you.

And...

Paul Simon's music.

"Under the African sky!"

Yeah!

Sam!

Sam!

Fan fan, I've got a girl, don't wait up for me.

Who's waiting for you?

This is a crazy party.

Sam!

Oh, how exciting! Where are we going?

Mission impossible?

This is a strange place.

Even got a basement.

Is this a dungeon or something?

I've brought wine, Sam!

Sam...

Dim sum.

Sweet and sour pork.

Roast pigeon.

Fried clams at aberdeen.

Yummy!

And Sam koo's "chase".

Don't you know Sam koo?

He's hk's most number one composer.

He writes the greatest songs.

But he's gay.

What? He's gay?

He's not gay.

He's gay.

Say that again and I'll...

He's gay.

I'll prove that he's not gay.

I miss you, Sam.

She says I'm gay

but she doesn't say I'm erectile dysfunction

why did I prove to her so hardly.

I'm back.

Sam!

You have a party hangover or what?

That's right.

They're beautiful! For me?

Move it! You're in my way.

Sam. Look who's here.

I'm right behind you.

Sam

don't move. Fan fan can tell your fortune by feeling your body.

How's his career?

- I hate this. - Good.

- Family? - Good.

Good is fine, what else do you want to know?

Love.

- Seems... - Seems what?

Good, good.

How about his health?

One touch and you can tell if he's healthy?

Hey, don't touch.

Hey...

Let's see how many kids he'll have.

That's enough.

Sam.

What were you in the party?

He was a...

Geoduck.

Fan fan, can you really tell if a guy will have kids by touching us there?

Geoduck.

Deny, whatever circumstances.

I'm behind you.

What I'm quiet, I scare you, I make a noise, I still scare you.

Are you a man?

You're nuts.

Every time I see something good, I get goosebump. See.

Are you taking advantage of me?

I've a black belt in karate.

You grabbed my hand to touch you.

Do you have wet dreams sometimes.

Yes.

I have wet dreams all the time.

Guess who was the girl of my wet dream last night.

Christie chung!

Oh! Come on!

I had her in my dreams last week.

Her ass is really cute.

But chung's a woman.

So?

Of course I like her smooth ass.

I wouldn't like a hairy one like yours.

Hey, a hairy ass has its good points too.

Are you asleep already?

Not yet.

I snore to put myself to sleep.

You want to talk? I'll chat with you.

Aren't you tired?

Shouldn't you be the one who is tired? On the phone all day.

A little bit.

Do you want to know what we talked about?

No.

But you can tell me if you want.

No, you should have your own secrets.

That's right, I'm an adult now.

You know, I get along very well with fan fan.

She's been to a lot of places, she knows a lot.

Do you know she's been to Africa?

We can chat for weeks.

Of course! She's so old and rich and jobless.

She can go anywhere.

You're old too. But you've never been to Africa.

I have to make money to put food on the table.

I'm making enough for the both of us.

Anyway, you don't have any inspiration lately,

so don't compose.

Let's go to Africa, I'll pay the bill.

I'm going to bed.

What?

Didn't you say you want to go to Africa?

Enough said!

You better move.

But it doesn't seen like she's selling me out.

If she wants to, wing would know about it by now.

There are only two types of women.

One, thinks you are disposable underwear.

After one use, it goes into the trash.

Me? No way, Jose!

If not, then she still has feelings for you.

She didn't want it to be over so soon.

You're kidding.

You are such a chicken.

You should go down and talk to her.

Go down? It's dangerous.

Scared?

Scared that if you see her again, you can't control youself?

You're crazy.

Tell the truth, was there fireworks that night.

Honestly, it was a terrific night.

I wonder how she feels.

You lie to me, you have something going with her.

You think if you don't say anything I won't know?

I am suffering!

Who told you?

I don't want to hear...

Mr. lam, the green color is better for the study.

This one, it's more bright.

Oh, lovely.

Hey, let me explain.

You don't have to explain. You're lying to me.

Mr. lam, do you want the ceiling painted first or the walls?

No need to paint the ceiling, just do the walls.

Tell me what to do, what have I done wrong?

You tell me...

Shut up.

What game are you playing?

You know I'm playing a game?

I've accepted a role, in a movie.

Cut...

Can you do it again from the beginning to the end?

You always stop in the middle.

How can you get an Oscar? How can you compare with Sharon stone?

I was going to insist but I...

I have to find my Mark and I've to be in the mood.

Did you record it?

Record what? I've to practise too.

Do you think I'm a professional photographer?

I don't even know which button to press.

What's this button for?

This... I don't know this word.

Ask Sam.

Read the manual.

Go read the manual.

That's strange, your reaction was good.

You know I'm rehearsing?

What don't I know.

Hey, making a movie? What movie?

I've accepted a cross dressing role, as the leading actress!

You have guts.

What if they know you are a girl...

They won't! How would they know?

I'm meeting someone, let's talk later.

Hey, I've read the entire manual, I can't find the button.

You're a pain.

Do you know German?

No.

French?

English?

I've only learnt to the letter "s".

Ok.

Then even I can't help you.

Who is she meeting?

Do you know Joan?

How about Linda?

Ok.

I can't help you.

Joan?

You are really "s" today.

What is "s"?

Sexy!

You sure know how to sweet-talk.

Yup, where do you intend to take me today?

I hate to make plans.

Whatever will be will be.

Yeah!

Fan fan...

I have something to tell you.

Speak.

I've something to discuss with you.

Listen to me first.

Don't fool around.

This is the stage.

I was five, singing and dancing on that stage.

It was him, he waved me over.

"You'll be a star" he said.

He's right.

Fan fan, who waved you over? Who?

Bruce Lee.

You've seen Bruce Lee?

You're not pulling my legs.

I've something to talk to you, fan fan.

Fan fan?

Yes, I would not be here today if not for her.

Who are you talking about?

Fong fong.

Fong fong?

Yes, she taught me a lot.

Helped change my name to fan fan.

Fan & fong, sounds good together.

What's your real name?

Nothing's changed, just spelt backwards.

Naf naf.

Sounds good.

- You think so too? - Yes.

The fortune teller said the same thing.

He said if I use my real name, I would be famous too.

But my love life will not be so good.

What about fan fan?

Even worse.

Is your name real?

Of course not. Wing.

My real name is very manly.

What's your name?

Lam...

Chi...

Cheung!

"Let me fly towards the sky."

Then what?

You don't know how to sing & you have to pretend to be a singer.

That's what Sam says about me.

I would like to discuss something with you.

If not for Bruce, I would be a very common person today.

Then I'll be much happier.

But you're doing quite well now.

You're famous and wealthy.

But you have something that I don't.

What?

A normal childhood.

Everyone has that.

When you were skip rope jumping, I was learning how to dance.

When you were studying, I was backstage learning lines.

I've already played the bride eighteen times in the movies.

Sung scores of love songs.

If I can have my innocence, my first love...

That would be great.

Why can't you?

Because I'm now fan fan.

No longer naf naf.

I still think of myself as lam chi cheung in the skidroad.

I let you choose.

What kind of first love would you like?

Like a rabbit.

Kind.

Simple.

Innocent.

There is someone.

Really?

Your first love?

Sam.

But he's not like a little rabbit.

Don't talk about him, fan fan.

Actually, I have something to discuss with you.

I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend.

Because Sam doesn't like people thinking he's gay.

If I have a girlfriend, then no one would say he's gay any more.

Why are you so good to Sam?

Because he's good to me.

Really?

Sam, open the door! Sam! Mr. koo, open up!

You're already in, don't wake the neighbours up.

I like to wake you up, it makes me happy.

It so late and you didn't call.

You told me that I don't have to telephone you.

You said that I'm not a kid, I have my space.

You have yours.

Sit down, sit down.

You're drunk as a shunk.

No.

Why should I listen to you?

No.

Chimney! Is anyone there?

Go to sleep.

Let go! I don't want to sleep.

You go to sleep. I don't want to.

I want an apple. You want some?

Very crispy.

Who were you with?

Why do I have to tell you?

Bitch...

What? You called me a bitch?

Yes, I was with fan fan. Bitch!

And fan said my song "chase"...

Was very good.

Have you no shame?

That song, I composed it for you.

You're cr az y!

If I didn't start it, you would not have composed it.

And.

Fan fan said she has never seen anyone with my kind of star quality.

Are you ok?

What do you think?

Yes.

What's the matter?

Toilet, this way.

You're so drunk, I'm going to hit you.

Sam! Sam!

You hit me! Why?

I had a dream that you hit me!

You told me to go to hell.

It's only a dream, go to sleep.

But... if it's just a dream, why does my back hurt?

I'll massage it a bit, then it wouldn't hurt.

Ok, better?

Go to sleep.

Sam, do you remember me asking you?

Do you want to die or do you want me to die?

How come you never asked me?

Are you asking me now?

Do you want to die or do you want me to die?

I'll die!

Ok... you die.

Are you not happy?

I'm dying for you.

I'm happy? Ok?

Go to sleep, it's late, be good.

Don't cry.

I know, twenty years relationship...

It's not fair, but...

But I've met some girl I liked.

I shouldn't give up.

You should think about me. You understand?

It's not me who don't like you, it's...

Her that hates you.

You're only going away for one or two months.

I still love you, I won't leave you.

Ok?

Then it's decided.

I'll give you some shaving cream.

Then one stroke.

Just like an injection, no pain.

Very quick.

Wing...

What?

Look!

They've fallen into my trap.

You told them to write this?

Yes. Don't you know?

I begged fan fan to pretend to be my girlfriend.

Now, no one would say you are gay.

This is no good.

- Why not? - If you write this,

then... you and I are over?

How can that be? It's not the truth.

You know I love you, right?

Readers don't know what's real! They believe what they read.

If you do this, fan fan could find out you're a woman.

I can deny.

Deny?

Even if she took off all my clothes, I can still deny.

Still can deny?

Yes, you taught me.

We are just making friends.

I'll just keep my distance.

Don't worry, I'm smart.

I'm going to work, you stay home and compose.

If you're bored, go shopping with auntie.

Or go see a movie.

I'll come back right after work, ok?

- Your eyeglasses. - Thank you.

I'm not sleeping here tonight.

You're not sleeping here?

Then where are you sleeping?

I'm going to fan's. I want to read the script with her.

And, I've an early shift tomorrow morning.

I don't want to wake you up.

Fan fan said she might move.

If she moves, why don't I move downstairs?

Then you and I would have our own spaces, right?

Let me...

I don't have time to talk.

Bye bye.

What are you doing?

Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Why are you so upset this morning?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Look, how nice!

Turn around.

I'll help you.

Stand up straightly.

You think she's really teaching you?

She's just coming on you.

Don't listen to him.

If your parents know that you are with a lesbian,

your parents will be upset, so will your grandparents...

Your friends will look down on you, relatives will avoid you,

society will give up on you.

You can't have children, think about it.

Save it, she's left.

And, you'll not have a seat in the subway.

That's enough.

Why don't you start liking guys?

You are gorgeous dressed as a girl.

Really?

Nobody ever said I was pretty.

It's too bad Sam's not here.

Remember to tell him next time.

It's Sam again.

Do you think...

Who is more handsome, Sam or I?

Let me see.

You're more handsome.

You have style.

But Sam is manly.

You always compare me to a man.

You lack one thing.

What?

A glowing rod.

Yes.

Put it at the right place and you will...

Become powerful.

Will glow in the dark?

Of course not.

You can't be a man because of a man's haircut.

Wear men's clothing, some fake mustache...

You have to feel the ultimate manhood.

With it, no matter you're sitting or standing,

you'll even think like a man.

For real?

Of course.

I'll help you, come...

You can't do it yourself.

Ok.

Aren't you helping me?

I think I'll get the amah to help you.

I have to leave this troublesome place.

Indian ocean! Atlantic ocean.

Atlantic city...

O... good morning.

Good morning.

What?

I heard fish say you're crooked.

What? It's straight.

No, you like woman, right?

Oh! Yes!

I have a question for you.

I have a friend...

She and her boyfriend are good together.

But recently she's been thinking about women.

Does she know how to Rollerblade? Pretty?

Not bad.

Forget it.

Hey, I'm not finished.

O... I want to know what it is like to like a girl.

First they cut their hair short.

Wear men's clothes.

Pretend to be a man.

Then, followed by hiccups.

That's right.

I have not.

Last, when your eyes are closed, you see pretty girls.

Feel it, it's not as hairy.

Smoothen?

Close your eyes, try it, close your eyes.

Like a woman?

Woman!

No way...

This side's not been shaved, it'll be better after shaving.

It will be like woman after shaving, wait.

No.

Let me shave the other leg.

No, I see your face and I smell your manly body odor...

Fish! I don't think you can force your feeling.

What do you know?

I shaved my legs for her.

Would you shave for wing?

Shut up!

Everybody hit the bit!

Please let me through.

Mr. koo, wait, please wait.

Mr. koo wait, we'll all go down.

Yeah, come back soon.

Mr. koo...

I am sorry.

Don't worry.

Actually the party that night...

That's an exception.

Of course, of course.

It's an exception for me too.

Of course, of course.

Secret!

Secret!

Come up for drinks sometimes.

Ok, but won't wear a mask.

Of course.

Geoduck.

I want to see Sam! I want to see Sam...

Fan fan again.

Shit! This time she didn't wear any clothes.

Sam! This time I want to see Sam! Sam!

Sam...

Still fan fan.

No! Even this ugly woman makes me hiccup.

I'll never be straight again.

Why does this elevator take so long?

Did you press the button?

Didn't you?

No, I didn't.

What's that?

We are stucked.

I am scared.

I am scared as well.

Don't be scared.

Why do you have a glowing rod?

Of course!

I've been trapped in this elevator over thirty times.

So I'm prepared.

This will last only half and hour.

Feel this pocket.

What did you put inside?

I was trapped here once for five hours.

That's why there are nine, don't worry.

She sells sea shells

on the sea shore.

What's up?

So weird!

Really? Wing taught me.

No one dances like this any more.

Really?

Of course.

Now, this is in.

She sells sea shells

on the sea shore!

Wow! How exciting!

Teach me! Teach me three times and I'll get it.

One two three...

She sells sea shells

on the sea shore!

Geoduck!

This is very comfortable.

Don't move even if it's comfortable.

I always massage Sam.

Being massaged is so comfortable.

If you like it, come down more often.

Why are you so good to me?

Because you're good to me.

We can still be friends without love.

Fan fan, you are so understanding.

Is it easier to talk to women?

I find talking to you is more comfortable than with Sam.

Men and women are different.

What's the difference?

When men like someone,

they would make themselves happy.

When women like someone,

they would make the partner happy.

And then, they will naturally feel happy.

Yes, yes.

I always want to do things to make Sam happy.

If he's happy, I'm happy.

That's why I don't think you're like a man.

Not like a man?

I'm saying you don't have their faults.

No.

I felt that Sam is not so happy nowadays.

We were not like this before.

We used to be very happy.

Maybe it's because I moved in with him?

But he asked me to move in with him.

Maybe it's because I've two left feet.

Sam has not lived with anyone before.

He has never lived with anyone.

He sacrificed a lot for me.

He said I was bored at home so I started singing again.

Once again have my own career.

So I entered into the entertainment industry & was an instant hit.

After a few awards,

Sam...

Suddenly Sam told me not to sing any more.

He said my job is too tough and gives me great pressure.

He worries that others say he's gay.

It's ok, since I don't really like singing.

So I said to him: Let's go to Africa?

Africa is his dream, he wants to go so much.

But suddenly, he told me,

never to mention Africa again! Never again.

I don't know what he is thinking.

Sometimes he says yes, then no.

Sometimes he says go, then don't go.

I really don't know what to do.

But I feel very fortunate.

Really.

I don't know what I'm saying.

I'm really happy, believe me.

He is good to me, I only cry because I'm happy.

I am not unhappy, you understand?

Do you think he's good to me?

Thank you.

Fan fan...

Why are you crying?

I am not crying, I am laughing.

You know how happy I am?

There is still a little rabbit in the world.

If I can have one just like you,

that would be great.

It would be perfect if you and Sam are one person.

If only you were not gay.

When I was trapped in the elevator with you,

I was suddenly inspired and wrote a song.

Really?

Really.

I'll go in and play it for you.

I'm in my night gown, it's not convenient.

Next time ok?

Ok.

Thank you.

Good night.

"Lonely is not a bad thing sometimes"

"this is a sign of fall in love"

"I thought I've almost forget this feeling."

"But the feeling is too good."

"If I have grown up"

"I could intuitiveness choose the lover"

"I confusionly felt in love with you"

"like a big storm passing through at the end"

it feels so good.

Fan fan, kiss kiss.

I'm a little rabbit, kiss kiss.

Fan fan, kiss kiss.

Fan fan, kiss kiss.

Fan fan?

Kiss kiss.

Kiss kiss!

It's fresh.

Don't be like this!

Why can't we be friends?

No, how can men and women be friends?

You can treat me as a man.

Don't force me.

You force me to be your friend but I can't force you to make love once.

Where is the reasoning?

Do you want it?

Forget it.

Don't force yourself.

Just once! Just one time.

I've said before... you don't listen to me.

Half time.

How can there be half time?

Just sleep, just sleep through the night.

What does that mean?

Only sleeping.

No way!

What not?

You guys like dancing.

Mr. koo, give us some pointers.

Not bad.

Thank you.

Mr. koo... Mr. koo.

I picked up a piece of paper.

Is it your poker record?

We don't gamble at home.

It has fan & Sam written on it.

Thanks.

You got to say "everybody hit the bit out".

Why are you yelling at me?

Don't get upset.

Fish, where is wing?

I don't know. Don't ask me.

I know. Wing and fan had gone shooting.

They have to kiss.

What does this paper mean?

I taught wing.

To close his eyes and write who he's thinking about.

You only have a few strokes.

Serve you right.

What? Did I scare you?

No.

How would you describe me today?

Very... ug.

What is ug?

My mind is blank, can't think of anything.

I know, nervous?

Very.

What flavor do you like?

Condoms?

Chewing gum.

I hope when we are doing the kissing scene,

I'll taste better for you.

You're so late! Mr. koo.

I've to go to the toilet, you chat awhile.

Wing...

I have to talk to you.

Please.

You're close to wing recently, did you notice anything strange?

Strange? No.

He's good to you.

Not like a normal friendship.

I know what you mean.

I was going to tell you after the film wraps.

I think wing's happier with me.

Happier with you?

Then... he and you... me and you.

- What's the matter? - Jesus Christ! Shit!

Calm down. Give wing a chance.

You can be with a woman again.

Of course I can. I...

Anyway, the both of you can't be together.

Mr. koo, nothing's impossible.

Face the reality.

Face the reality?

Good. You should face the reality.

I am telling you

he is not my boyfriend.

She's my girlfriend.

She is a female.

He's leaving you,

don't know what to say.

Help me find that feeling.

It's a contradicting emotion...

Fan fan! Right. That's the right emotion.

Give me more feelings.

I know.

Break a leg.

Good, let's get ready.

Camera.

Shot 13 take 1.

Scarlet.

Rhett.

Scarlet.

Rhett.

No matter how the world changes,

we will have our sweet memories,

we won't have any regrets.

Cut.

Don't worry, just a little bit more.

Let's do it again.

Lighting.

Take 2.

Cut.

- Cut... - Cut.

Take 8.

Take 12.

Cut.

Director, let's break for lunch.

A break again?

Ok...

Let's eat.

Fan fan, I'm sorry.

Am I too nervous?

I want to ask you something.

If I were a man,

would you choose me over Sam?

No need to answer!

I just want to tell you.

It was for real.

Director.

Let's go for it!

Take 13.

Scarlet.

Rhett.

No matter how the world changes,

whether you are a man or a woman.

Even if we only have the memories.

I will have no regrets.

Cut!

Who is it?

Move.

I didn't answer your question,

like you didn't take care of wing when she got problems.

You don't make sense.

She needs help right now.

And you walked out on her?

The problem is...

Now she is in love with a woman.

Tell her what to do.

I don't know what to do.

That doesn't justify your walking out on her.

Shit hits the fan and you leave.

You're such a...

Coward.

It's just the two of us, no need for swimming suit.

Look at me!

Christie?

Christie? Oh! Christie!

Not only is your ass fine.

It's you seduce me.

I'm only taking your cue.

It hurts.

Be gentle please.

You said you'll never leave me.

You said you'll love me forever.

You said you'd rather die.

It's all lies!

But you are in love with fan fan.

I wasn't!

You liar!

She's good to me.

Sam is good to you too.

If he's really good to me,

he would not leave.

One last scene before the show is over.

Oh yes!

Oh no!

Quickly!

You're perverted.

I've decided I only like women.

Oh! No? I just...

How can you say such a thing?

Silly! We were great.

We have a b+.

B+?

Yes.

I've never got b+ in school.

Yes. But I think of you as a woman.

I don't need a sex-change? Do I?

No, even if you become a woman,

I won't be stuck with you.

Because there are lots of beautiful women.

Can you be with one woman only?

I can't.

Some can, some can't.

We can't.

But if one day I can,

I'll come back for you.

When?

When we're old.

Old.

Old.

Whatever.

How did I get a b+?

How do you come up with b+?

B+ means...

Perfect, well almost perfect.

Of course, you want to do better.

Like a "chi".

Get a "chu"...

It's a feel.

Feel.

- Yes, feel. - How to spell feel?

Feel

You don't have the hiccups.

What are you thinking about?

You are thinking.

I'm thinking...

What are you doing?

Don't be like that.

It's like I'm forcing you.

It's my first ime too.

Just now you didn't say no.

No... just that...

What's today's date?

October first.

Four months.

I'm already in a mess.

4 months ago, I wore a white skirt,

and ran from downtown to here.

I thought I'd be with Sam forever.

But I can't believe,

that I'd fallen in love with you.

I understand.

You don't understand.

I know what you're thinking.

You know?

I don't even know myself.

Give me your hand, let me tell you.

Say it after me.

Wing,

wing,

wish...

Wish...

Nothing has happened,

and live happily ever after with Sam.

Remember, this is it from now on.

Fan fan, I...

Why don't we go out for dancing?

Put our clothes back on.

Thanks.

There's one.

It's mine.

It's so big. Whose is it?

It's mine.

What? Yours? So big!

When I pretend to be a woman...

You pretend to be a woman? Aren't you one?

Not that big! Let's see.

Wing...

It's Sam!

Sam...

Why should you hide? It should be me. It's your home.

- Wing, where are you? - Handle it for me.

Pretend it's your home.

Wing.

Don't be mad at me.

I know I shouldn't leave like that.

I'd never do it again.

And...

You and I are meant to last forever.

Even if you get old.

Have cancer,

I'll still be with you.

Why are you here?

I went dosing off.

Why don't you dose off in your place?

I was in the neighbourhood.

Where's wing?

She left.

Where?

You go out first.

Go out and I'll tell you.

Go out? It's my room.

Don't think that night...

Nothing happened.

We slept together for one night and you say nothing's happened?

I tell you...

You and my girl...

You bastards!

I hate you both!

- Wing... - Let me explain.

Leave me alone.

Say what you like.

Wing.

I don't want to listen.

As the matter a fact,

what are you two doing?

Take it easy.

Treat each incident separately.

You solve her problem first.

You are messing with my woman?

Was I that unreasonable?

Which page?

Look, there.

That time, you did not speak to me for 3 days.

In a bad mood.

But I'm always in a bad mood.

Seel

but it's nothing personal.

There's only you and I in the house.

How should I know it's not personal?

We've not talked like this for a long time.

Because you never talk to me.

I didn't know how to talk to you, so how could we talk?

It's strange...

People know each other more after break up.

Sam.

Don't be stiff-minded.

You're giving a hard time to the one close to you.

Fish, I want to leave alone.

Why?

I want to fly by myself.

You haven't taken any plane, aren't you afraid?

Well, I'll pay for my own ticket.

I'm not a kid anymore, I really want to be alone.

But I'm still a kid.

What am I going to do without you?

Don't you trust me?

I can't even trust myself.

Fan fan.

Fan fan wants to give this to wing.

What?

Have you got anything to say to me?

No.

And you?

No.

Ok, bye bye.

That's it!

- Bye bye. - Bye bye.

Sorry, except for the party that night,

I never lie to you.

That day, I held your hand, and said

wing wished it never happened.

She wants to live with Sam again.

You didn't believe me.

I didn't have the chance to talk to you.

If you really love someone,

and you believe that he loves you,

never can keep you from mending the broken piecer.

Thank you

for let me know there is still very pure thing in this world

I left from Hong Kong more than ten years ago

to find out the pure thins in other places.

But I can't imagine that

I have found the pure thing in Hong Kong,

where I had losen before.

If I can meet you earlier,

I think I will not waste my time.

- I'll miss it. - What will you miss?

I don't know.

Why do we travel by boat each time when we leave?

You can see the scenery fading out slowly on boat.

What scenery worth to see?

Wing...

Wing...

Mr. koo...

The renovation is completed.

I'll send the money to your office.

It's not the matter of money.

Mandy.

Yes?

Hurry up, I don't have much time.

We always dance in front of you,

because we want to be noticed.

Alright, I understand.

It's like this.

You and Mr. lam have always been our idols.

But our relationship...

However, ever since you both admitted it,

we are filled with courage.

To face this society.

We have the guts to come out of the closet...

I undertstand...

Even if wing and I did not appear,

you should not worry about how others look at you.

Cause "love" can't be explained.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Oh, the study room's furnished.

But Mr. lam said,

you can't go in until it's furnished.

Now, you can take a look.

Ok, Mandy, let's go.

Good bye.

Bye bye.

Are you moving?

Wing moved, why should I stay?

Where did she go?

I won't tell you.

Go to the study to find out.

That's it.

"Life in progress this minute"

"but who will I miss"

"I'd say only you"

"could't be losing you"

"good scenery like the virtual life"

"who'll understand me"

"I will say that love is love is the right thing to do"

"who had critical success"

"is important than losing you"

"who is more important than you"

"even strong wind and heavy rain are burning because of you"

"chasing you & chasing you again"

"just want to catch up with life a second"

"how ridiculous I am"

"you are the right person”

"chasing you & chasing you again"

"tracing some basic needs in the life"

"I am not shortage of it actually"

"Most important is having you than having all things"

Wing?

It's really you?

What a coincidence.

Isn't it?

Where's Sam?

Should I change seat with him again?

He didn't come.

Don't cry.

I don't know what to do.

Not your business

Can you stop fidgetting.

Economy class?

Why are you going to Africa alone?

Fish said it's the furtherest place away from Hong Kong.

You still hate me.

Don't forgive me.

It's such a mess.

And its not only because of you.

I don't even trust myself anymore.

Are you ok? Sir?

It's ok, I'm comforting my wife.

Wife?

He's a man!

It's fine...

Let's go home.

Africa is in our home.

Can we still go back?

Why not? No matter what happened,

there were ups and downs, it's still our home.

If after a few years,

it doesn't work and we'll part again, then what?

It won't happen.

What if it does?

In case it does?

If you don't give us a chance today,

how do you know what will happen tomorrow?

Promise me.

Promise you what?

Promise me, take the challenge,

marry me.

Sam.

Let's not go.

Ok.

Sam, the plane's leaving.

What should we do?

Let's take an early honeymoon.

Please fasten your seat belt. Sir.

What should we do?

Let's go for a holiday.

Holiday? It's 20 hours flight.

I won't make it. You'll be fine.

It's no different than being trapped in an elevator.

Of course it's different.

What should we do?

I am scared, look, it's shaky.

I need oxygen.

Take it to me.

Press the bell.

Bitch, come back.

Shit, I don't want to be on a plane.