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Why the sudden interested
in this particular project?

Let me make myself clear;
I have not finished the survey yet;

therefore I am not going to reveal my
findings to just anybody.

No, not even you.

Yes, that is final.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is it!

Where is it?

The Buddha has taught that
a focused mind,

one that has attained samma - samadhi
is like an eagle

soaring in the sun, able
to go anywhere.

Achieve anything.

But a mind without focus is like a
moth in a monsoon, achieves nothing.

Tardy boys must prove their
worthiness for a place on the mat.

Next drill. [...] up!

Concentrate because
tomorrow the best of you

will be doing this with
just your fingertips.

Catch, but do not kill.

What is unclear
about the word kill?

A thousand apologies Your Holiness
for my youthful failings.

Apologize to the moth and
its crushed thorax, not to me.

Henry, you have many gifts
but they mean little

without impulse control,
discipline and the tools

to use them wisely.

And from now on I promise to
follow the three noble truths.

Four noble truths.

And a promise is just a
word when it arrives

too late as you are
about to learn.

Hi mom.

Aren't supposed to be in the [...
for another month?

Never mind about us; what have you
been up to since we have left?

Nothing unusual.

Take off your robe.

Why?

Just do as your mother asks.

Where have you been?

I went out for a hike.

Alone, without permission when you were
supposed to be in class.

I thought being out
with nature might

best illuminate the wisdom
which lights the way

to...you know, the
path to enlightenment.

Henry, cut to the chase.

Okay, I went looking for those
missing hikers and I was attacked.

Attacked by what?

A yeti.

Okay, okay, so it was a Yak.

But who knew herbivores
could be so vicious?

There was plenty of room on that
mountain ledge for the both of us.

And there is going to be plenty
of room for you on the plane.

Plane; what plane? Who said
anything about...?

You cannot be serious!

You took off again on a mission
that clearly was none of your business

and you nearly got killed.

But I found the
hikers and I am fine.

You have lived everywhere
else in the world Henry.

It's time to go home.

Washington DC; those
people cannot even vote.

This is totally unfair and
I have done nothing to deserve it.

This is hard for us too;

you need better role models than your
mother and I have been.

Uncle Bryan and Jaspar?

I have nothing in
common with them.

Bryan is the principal of
the best high school in the country.

What is so best about it?

It is part of the
National Museum complex.

A museum is just a zoo, except everything
inside is already dead.

No thanks, I belong outdoors.

Remember Dante is in DC.

If there is anything you need;

if you need a friend, your godfather
is there for you, okay.

As a matter of fact he sent
you this welcome letter.

I understand you may be moving
back to a country you barely know.

If true you must have done something
terribly upsetting to your parents

and I cannot wait to hear
every outrageous detail.

Hey, open up.

Dante?

As Dr. Morneau was such a private person

I am sure he would have appreciated
this moment of silence.

Uncle Bryan!

Welcome to America.

You're supposed to arrive
yesterday. What happened?

Missed my connection
in Bangkok.

Really?

Thai air called and said you tried to swap
out your DC ticket for a flight to Guyana.

It was the Galapagos.

Will you please tell me
what happened to my godfather?

Dr. Morneau was alone working late

and he had a heart attack
in his office.

Maintenance found
him the next day.

I just do not believe it; Dante
was as healthy as a hyena.

He climbed Mount
Ararat last summer.

And did you see his body?

Yes and I thought the
mortuary did a respectful job.

I am sorry; I know you two were close,
but these things happen.

Is that not what
they always say?

Look my sister asked for my help

and I agreed to take you in.

So to help with the transition
I have enlisted someone I can trust.

Jaspar?

Jaspar?

Hey dad.

What's up cuz?

Sup to cuz?

What is up cousin?

I am sure you two boys have got
a lot of catching up to do

but do not make it a late night.

School starts tomorrow.

Yeah, I got a dozen texts from people
talking about your dramatic entrance

this morning.

Too bad Smithson High does
not have a parachute club.

It is not a joke to me.

Okay.

A few house rules; no sharing gear,
gitch, books, money or deodorant.

My stuff is my stuff and you...
ah, ah, you can park your crap

over there.

What is with the attitude;
what did I ever do to you?

Yes!

That was six years ago.

Was it? I guess when you load
your shorts at your own birthday party

it feels like yesterday.

Since the school is a part
of the museum all the profs

are like geniuses so you cannot horn
swaggle them like you do everybody else.

How is it, Mr. Tulin?

Whatever, Bartlett.

Toolbox teaches Reco-Roman monotony.

Newb, pay attention - the
teacher's lounge is off limits

and, oh that is Jane Babbits
fractal math class;

she is super chill.

Chill?

Laid back, mellow.

I can fill you in on who to
suck up to and who to avoid.

Why would I want to suck
up or avoid anyone?

Because this is high school Henry;
it is all about padding your resume.

Dad expects no less from
you than me, so...

You do everything he says?

Of course not, only the
things he pays attention to.

Come on, hurry up.

Who cares if we
are a little late?

Julian Morneau, that is who.

Dante's son teaches you?

Yes; he is new but he is
really, really hardcore

so just sit in the back
and do not push him.

Welcome to Ornithology 101

Birds, birds, birds.

What can I say about birds
that might capture the imagination

of 20 twittering teens?

What is he doing back at
work the day after his father's funeral?

- I knew they were strange but...
- Shh...

All you devotees of basic
cable nature shows

know with certainty that the
cheetah is the fastest animal on earth

and you are wrong; it is a bird.

Which bird?

Ms. Winek?

The spine-tailed swift,

also known as the white-threaded
needle tail.

He has reached recorded
speeds of 106 mph

which is why they call it a swift.

Somebody did their
summer reading.

The swift is not
always the swiftest.

Is this not the young man who helped
my father rest in pieces yesterday?

And again I apologize for that.

For future reference Mr. Griffin
students only speak when called upon

or there are consequences.

We begin in 1859, the year Darwin's
Origin Of Species was published.

Now some of his theory was hatched by his
observations on the importance of beak size.

Excuse me sir, but to finish,

Paragrin falcons can reach speeds up to
200 mph diving for prey.

I have seen them in Java...

I have seen them in Java...

Loser.

Hey!

FYI, the swift is the swiftest.

No, FIY, it is not.

The teacher was asking
about level motion,

not gravity assisted plunge diving.

If that was the case I
could shove you

out of a 747 and crown you the
world's fastest beast.

You smell.

No, I do not.

You smell of curried
tofu scramble.

Are you vegetarian?

Who is that?

Her name is Margaret Winnock.

Some people call
her enig-Maggie.

Some people...

Okay I call her that.

Anyway her dad is a CIA
operative or something;

she is crazy smart.

Ever ask her out?

Yes, yeah.

I mean what do I give off some
kind of wuss vibe or something?

What did she say?

She said
absolutely...nothing.

She did not laugh;
that is a good sign.

Yeah well I was supposed
to practice my saxophone tonight

but now I have to go home
and read about finches,

all because you had to provoke someone
from whom I need an A.

I did not know he would
plunge the entire class

just because I did not raise
my hand like a circus chimp.

Cut him some slack,
his dad just died.

Yeah, and he seems
real sad about that.

Julian Morneau is
definitely a suspect.

As suspect?

You know something
the coroner does not?

Not yet, but I might once
I get into Dante's office

and take a look at
the crime scene.

Dude, he was an old man; no
crime, ergo no crime scene.

Oh come oh hurry up before
all the good spots are taken.

Good spots for what?

The work-study program;

everybody interns at the museum
once a week;

it is part of the school curriculum.

Don't we get any free time?

Welcome to the urban jungle.

You want my advice,
get a gig at the DOD.

Department of defense?

Division of dinosaurs.

You should fit right in.

No, this one, in the Tesla building,
where Dante's office is.

Hi.

Wait here please, I will tell
you as soon as they are ready.

Henry!

Good to see you again.

Sarah Campbell, Dr.
Morneau's assistant.

We met briefly in
Turkey a few years back.

And more briefly more recently.

Sorry I wrecked your eulogy.

Forget it; Dante told
me all about you.

I am sure he would
have loved it.

But I broke his
entire rib cage.

And in doing so he broke your
fall and saved your life so...

Were you surprised he
had a heart attack?

Try suspicious.

What do you mean?

When someone so full of
life goes so suddenly...

maybe I am still in
denial, I just...

I miss him.

Me too.

Mr. Garko is
ready for you now.

I am hoping you will be
happy here in the doom rooms.

Doom rooms?

Division of Obscure and
Unknown miscellany.

When the other departments do not know
what it is or where it goes, it goes here.

Unknown, like monster alligators
in the sewers kind of stuff?

God no, we deal
in reality here.

You station is
in the mail shed.

Whoa, what is this place?

The museum has 100 million
specifments and artifacts

with more arriving every day.

Now much of it, like all this stuff,
is not in our central database

but that is where you come in.

Each file corresponds to an unregistered
item right here in the shed.

Your job is to scan these
documents into the system

so people know what is where.

Question; how did all
those crates get down here

Where is the service elevator?

Do not worry about that.

Only scientists, PhD students and military
personnel get to go in there.

You think you can handle it?

I guess so.

Um, what is this thing?

A computer.

I am kidding.

Good, because I got a hot
date with a cold mummy.

Okay I think it's a mummyat.

Can you call the guard and have him
escort you out when your shift is over?

Absolutely.

My life has taken a
surprising turn as well.

Henry, I have made an
astounding discovery;

something so very, very,
very close to my heart,

I cannot imagine sharing
with anyone but you will be the first.

So do not despair
over the move my boy.

As Martin Luther King said,

faith is taking the first step even
when you do not see the whole staircase.

Whatever you found must
have been worth killing for.

How can a killer
fake heart attack?

I knew it; he
was murdered.

Get up punk!

Once we confirmed his identity,

he was perfect gentleman.

Thanks for your time and
discretion officers.

Your mom warned me about your gift
for you hyperbole but I had no idea.

I said I have proof.

Where is this poison blow dart?

Well I had proof.

Well now you are grounded
and if you do not shape up,

Virginia Boys' Academy
is only an hour away.

Make that 55 minutes,
because when I am agitated

that's how I roll.

What are you doing other than
weirding the crap out of me?

A form of meditation
called samma - samadhi

Focusing my mind and body
on one singular thing.

You know if you were smart you would focus
on something real like homework,

or girls, or food.

When I fell on Dante's
body his tongue was black

and he reeked of something
disgustingly familiar.

Dead body odor?

No, it was poison - the same poison
I tasted on that blow dart.

A poison made only by the Ifrita kowaldi
bird of New Guinea.

And who has access
to Ifrita toxin?

The birdman of Smithson
High, Julian Morneau.

Why would he want to
kill his own father?

Besides the fact they have
not spoken to each other

since Dante divorced his mother
and cut him out of the will?

Well if they hated each other,
that's hardly a shocker.

And besides poisonous
birds do not exist.

Trust me they do!

The poison created
deadly hallucinations.

It the shaman named Otis had not found me,
I would have died of heart failure.

The centipede poison
neutralized the bird toxin;

unlike my godfather, I got lucky.

A witch doctor named Otis.

- You are more phobic than I remember.
- He was a healer,

not a witch doctor.

Jaspar?

Be right there dad.

Hey what's up dad?

Just wanted to let you know I have a got
a long, hideous board meeting tonight,

so don't wait up for me.

What's he up to?

He appears to be meditating.

What is going on inside that head of
his - Buddha only knows.

Make sure he stays put.

You will not look quite so
smart taking the bus to school.

Something very, very, very
close to my heart -

Why say 'very' three times
if it wasn't a clue?

It's just me!

What are you doing here?

- Can't talk; vocal chords crossed.
- Sorry.

Are you freaking out of your
mind, breaking into a tomb?

Do you have any idea how much trouble
you would be in if you got caught?

Yes, but wait till
you see what I found.

It is just an old charm with someone's
initials engraved on it.

It must have been important if it was
hanging from his tribal nipple bolt.

Morneau was pierced.

That's just beyond wrong.

Whoa?

It is like it turned
into some kind of key.

Whoever killed Dante must
have been looking for this.

FS - if I can figure out what FS means,
I can figure out what this key unlocks.

You won't stop, will you?

Not until I find out the truth.

Okay, play by the rules

at school and when my father
is around just like I do

and I will help you investigate this...

alleged crime.

What is in it for you?

My dad offered me a puppy in exchange
for sharing my room and keeping you in line.

A puppy? That's all?

No way.

That is why I held out for
this sweet set of wheels.

And if I don't do the
job I lose my new car.

You make me look good; I
will make you look good.

That is unless you want
to go to military school.

And you promise to help
me figure this thing out?

As long as it is within reason.

This is right on the
periphery of reasonable.

Relax, try to center yourself.

Kind of hard under
the circumstances.

Haven't you found anything yet?

Nothing to link
him to the murder.

There is no poison, this
key does not fit anything.

What is the rush; he is napping
in the teacher's lounge.

Yes napping. I mean at some point
he is going to wake up.

What was that for?

Testing a potential
murder weapon.

It is a straw.

Henry get out of there;
get down, get down.

What is going on here?

We are looking for the killer.

Yes, yes the killer - extra credit handouts from
the last lecture.

They are right there.

What's that in your hand?

Nothing.

Really?

Then show me nothing.

Little help here Julian - found those files
you wanted from your father

- those heavy files.
- Thank you for handouts professor.

Calling out your prime
suspect to his face dufus!

You need to learn
some self-control.

No, we need to learn what
this thing is and fast.

Who is the smartest
person you know?

My dad.

Who is the smartest person
you know that we can trust?

Sir, please do not high
five the tarkamutra,

he is an ancient symbol of peace and
love; not one of your homies.

Come on Maggie, we
just need a minute.

It is never a minute with boys.

You may know something
about birds but

you know nothing about the
history of your country.

Hello?

Where were you
raised; in a cave?

Only for a year.

This talisman depicts one of the most
famous vessels of the civil war,

the USS Alligator was the first
submarine built by the union army.

Abraham Lincoln himself
witnessed it's maiden voyage.

Well what happened to it?

Historians agree that it sank in a storm
while being towed out to sea.

But conspiracy theorists believe
it was on a secret mission.

Either way it remains
missing to this day.

How do you know all this stuff?

I have a photographic memory,

and they sell these in the gift shop.

Only my replica is made of pot metad
lacks secret mechanisms.

Find out what FS means and you could be
onto something huge.

You mean the sub?

I meant he million dollars of army payroll
the sub was rumored to be carrying.

If by some fluke this key
is real it could unlock a fortune in gold.

The Archeological Resources Protection Act
says that relics like this old submarine,

found on government land belong to
the government,

but I bet we'll get a hefty
finder's fee.

That is still more money than
even I know what to do with.

We are in this hunt for one
reason and it is not money.

If we find this sub first we are in charge
and the killer will have to come to us.

What was that?

Let's get out of here!

Run Jaspar!
They're after me.

So let me get this straight.

You were leaving the library,
there was a hit and run

and the car is in the shop
with minor damage.

Yes sir, that is the truth.

That's the truth?

We did leave the library;
someone put a hit out on us;

we ran; the car is in the shop
and a minor is liable for the damage.

Okay, what do you think
when he sees the repair bill?

By then you will have enough money
to buy your own car dealership.

Whatever deal we had is off.

I am out; and so are you.

They have the key remember?

No, they have Maggie's replica.

You do not know what those engravings mean
or what that thing unlocks and you never will.

Faith is taking the first step even when
you do not see the whole staircase.

My car has bullet holes in it;

I was almost killed by masked ninjas.

Great.

First my parents
quit on me and now you too.

I think you have me mixed
up with someone who cares.

You are on your own.

Hey dad, wait up.

I hope you all finished your reading assignments
because there is going to be a pop quiz.

Business as usual, mark
the true psychopath...

Stop talking.

Chapter six covered the 13 finch species
that Darwin brought back from the Galapagos,

misidentifying most of them as either
blackbirds or wrens.

I trust you will not make the same mistake
Mr. Darwin did.

This should be a breeze - when it comes to
finches size matters; it's all about the beaks.

Yeah well thanks to you
nature boy I only got to chapter five.

First slide...

Next slide...

Next slide...

Where were you two yesterday?

As if you do not already know.

I know you were not
reading my killer handouts.

Who are those guys?

Col. Mauer teaches military
history and modern warfare

and Henderson is our
athletic director.

They're always like hanging
out with Morneau.

What is it to you?

I bet those are the three
who attacked us.

We should keep an eye on them
until we figure it all out.

I am late for practice.

Band dweeb in motion
in the neutral zone.

How about I watch a
geek seeking your missile?

Mind if I borrow this?

Hope you enjoyed your bean
burrito...

Why did that guy throw
a ball at your head?

My father put him on academic
probation last semester.

Retribution falls to me.

So why not kick him in the...

There are perks and irks
to being a principal's son.

Okay, I can deal with it.

Thanks for being my butt posse.

Your what?

Somebody you can count on
to cover your rear-end;

girls call them
BFF's...never mind.

Henry?

The F stands for Francis,
the S stands for Scott.

Who was Francis Scott?

Nobody but the dude who
wrote the national anthem,

Francis Scott Key is somebody.

I think there is a painting of
Francis Scott Key in Dante's office.

So are you in or out?

Tell me again why we did not
use my all access pass card?

Security guards,
security cameras.

This is Francis
Scott Key, right?

- Definitely.
- As far as I can tell it is just a painting.

Great, then we are right
back to where we started.

We need to look at this room like it is an
archeological site.

Well I mean everything in here has
to do with Dante's career -

the history of transportation.

Huh.

The victor belongs
to the spoils.

That does not have anything
to do with transportation.

Exactly; it is a quote about greed
from F. Scott Fitzgerald,

a descendant of Francis Scott Key.

His full name was Francis
Scott Key Fitzgerald.

And you know all this how?

I actually do my homework.

Spoils.

That is another
word for treasure.

This must mean something.

Whoa; I bet this is some
sort of anagram lock.

If we scramble the letters we
will figure out the password.

Okay - cholesterol snot.

Okay fine.

Senile ostrich belch.

We need to think like Dante.

Lincoln.

Lincoln's historic vessel.

We are over thinking this.

Well my dad says sometimes the most
difficult questions have the simplest answers.

O P E N

Even when you do not
see the staircase...

Where did you learn to track
or whatever you are doing?

Peruvian Amazon, Tanzania,
Macedonia - wherever my parents were.

I am not very good at it.

Are you mad at them?

Who?

Your parents, for
sending you away.

I knew how I felt when my
mom moved back to France so...

I think they figured it was time
for somebody to grow up

and it was not going to be them.

I think this is it.

We have passed about a
dozen of these alcoves;

what is so special
about this one?

I smell seawater.

What is this place?

A field station.

Dante must have been
working this dig for weeks.

Look at all the stuff he found.

The submarine - it's right here.

There really are
alligators in the sewers.

This is no treasure
trove - it's a tomb.

Hey! - A little
help over here.

I guess the old man could not
haul this thing out himself.

Please do not let
it be cannonballs.

It's too shallow.

Please do not be
more cannonballs.

Property of the United
States government.

That is a matter of opinion.

Julian had no interest in
his father's eccentric wanderings,

but I am grateful for his interest
in rare bird toxins.

Henry, good to see you again...

What is in your hand?

I knew you would
come back here.

All we had to do was wait.

I trusted you.

- Dante trusted you.
- Not enough to share the spoils.

You are just like your
godfather Henry -

impetuous, undisciplined and shortsighted
to the point of stupidity.

Now open up the fireplace again and
get back down the stairs, both of you.

Better do what she says.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

Hey look out.

Samma -

samadhi!

Nice timing.

Too bad you and your friend
were not around to save Dante.

We are not friends; we are family and
this is karmic payback.

Oh, oh...

Dante crossed the
Sahara solo on a camel.

He unearthed a 5,000-year-old
levinia

- he found that
submarine - he was a legend.

He was my hero.

That's who you
killed for money.

What; are you just
going to let her die?

We catch but do not kill.

Courtesy of the
division of centipedes.

The pain is temporary
but excruciating.

Where is it?

Where is it?

USS Alligator found.

Civil war treasure discovered
by the late Dante Morneau.

Museum employees confess
to scientist's death.

Anonymous call leads to arrest.

What do you have to
say about all this?

That Henry was
right about Dante.

Exactly.

I owe you an apology, Henry.

And thank you for...

leaving these matters
to the proper authorities.

When your parents return from the field
they will be pleased to know

that you are still with us

and that you are not at
the military academy.

I cannot believe he bought it.

Everyone did.

If it is not the anonymous duo.

Excuse me?

Do not both denying it;
do not worry, I will not narc you out.

And FYI, I am having balsamic spaghetti
squash with goat cheese for dinner.

- That sounds awesome.
- What time should we come over?

My parents do not allow
strays in the house; sorry.

That's us, anonymous who risked
their lives and got nothing in return.

Nothing?

Balance has been restored
to the universe.

Bad guys are in jail,
Dante has justice,

museum gets the Alligator and
all its contents

and you get to keep your car.

A car I cannot afford to fix.

Your finder's fee.

I'm used to being an only child

and I know I didn't exactly roll out the
welcome wagon when you arrived

but I am now completely
horrified you are here.

Me too.

I will see you at home.

Well where are you going,
got to be at work soon.

I have to say
goodbye to somebody.

In closing Henry,

remember, you come from a long line
of explorers and nomadic ruffians so

don't blame your parents
for sending you away.

What they have really done

is offer you a greater freedom than you
have ever known.

I only hope you use that
freedom to better yourself

and the world in
which you live.

Estes madas expertis musao...

Our dog found this
strange rock after a tornado.

Now the rock is missing,
the rock is growing

and we don't know what to do.

Have you ever seen
a rock that grows?

No Senora, I have
not - not yet.

Everything okay in here?

I'm chill.

Super, carry on then.

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Jaspar!

Sup cuz?