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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,890 My name's Sam Pinkett. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,207 I was there when you crashed your car this morning. 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,244 After you'd been taken to the hospital, your phone started ringing. 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,727 If you are not here by five o'clock, we will kill your wife. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:14,921 I know everything. 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,611 What is going on? Don't lie to me. 7 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,121 - A woman's been kidnapped. - Oh, get out! 8 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:23,483 This is our moment. We've been chosen. 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:28,003 I'm a town planning and noise guidance advisor for Berkshire County Council. 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,771 If I don't have that research pack on my desk today, 11 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,928 it's me that's going to look bad. 12 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,123 You're a 31-year-old mail distribution assistant 13 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,401 who lives with his mum. 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,443 If there's any way I can save your wife, I will. 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,005 That's not my phone. 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,122 We're gonna cross a lot of bridges, Sam. 17 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,730 Jump a lot of hurdles. 18 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,490 I don't know what you're talking about. 19 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,489 I'm talking about rolling deep! 20 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,886 So, are we gonna get the bus? 21 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,650 Or... Aargh! 22 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,081 Sam, Sam, Sam! 23 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,491 Sam! 24 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,125 Sam, is that you? 25 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,004 Yes, Phil. 26 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,610 Cough if you can hear me. 27 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,126 Of course I can... 28 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,605 - What was that? - It's code. 29 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,611 Well, I don't know what it meant, 30 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,961 so if it's a code, you'd have to explain it to me. 31 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,401 - OK, it's easy... - Don't explain it to me! 32 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,444 If anyone is listening, you're explaining it to them. 33 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,800 It defeats the... 34 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,081 Hello! 35 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,804 If anyone's listening, I don't know who you think we are 36 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,490 but we're not him. 37 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,649 My name is Sam Pinkett and I work for the council. 38 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,127 My name is Phillip Bourne, and I don't work for the council, 39 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,971 I just work in the building. I'm sub-contracted. 40 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,447 There's nobody there. 41 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,809 Where's my money? 42 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,171 Where's my money? 43 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,691 There's been a misunderstanding. 44 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,203 I gave my guy my money and a phone. 45 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,564 Now, there is no guy. There is no money. 46 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,002 And I traced the phone and ended up with you. 47 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,442 Now, I don't care what happened to him, but I'm gonna ask you this 48 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,800 one last time... 49 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,767 ...where is my money? 50 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,962 - I don't know. - Don't lie to me! 51 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,411 - I'm not lying. - Where is it?! 52 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,521 Please. 53 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,290 - Where is my money? - Believe me. 54 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,971 I will tear you apart! Where is it? 55 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,525 - Where is it? - Please! I'm telling you the truth! 56 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,880 - Where is it? - I'm being completely honest. 57 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,048 - Where's my money? - This is just a huge mistake... 58 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,640 I've got it! I've got it. I've got your money. I've got it. 59 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,090 Big time. 60 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,123 Where is it? 61 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,648 It's in a safety deposit box in Edinburgh. 62 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,603 I really don't think this... 63 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:44,767 What's it doing there? 64 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,042 No-one would think to look for it there. 65 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,481 - If you're here, who took it there? - A friend. 66 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,329 A friend? 67 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,204 Of my nan's. A friend of my nan's. 68 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,448 She was going up anyway, for... Hogmanay. 69 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,289 And so she took it. 70 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,810 So you gave her a bag... 71 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,651 with £3 million cash, 72 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,410 to take to Edinburgh? 73 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,931 Yes. 74 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,530 Are you sure? 75 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,607 Yes. 76 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,961 That's funny, cos I've only lost 800 grand. 77 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,003 - Aargh! - Sam! Sam! 78 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,646 Where are you taking him? Please don't hurt him! 79 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,922 Please! Please! 80 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,568 This compactor exerts 150 tons of pressure. 81 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,411 It can crush a car in 45 seconds. 82 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,651 So I don't think it's gonna have 83 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:36,243 - much trouble with you, sunshine. - Please, this is nothing to do with us! 84 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,125 Where did you get this phone? What did you do with my guy? 85 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,164 That money was to buy back my wife! 86 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,807 Now she's dead! You thief! Now I'm gonna have a... 87 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,729 Your wife? You're Mr... 88 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,161 Hello, Jim. 89 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,971 No, no, I've just... 90 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,447 I've just... been for a run. 91 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,207 No. 92 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,767 Oh, well, no, no, me neither. 93 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,647 Well, she's at one of these spa, er, days. 94 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,125 Yeah. 95 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,641 No, no, no - there's no need for you to do that. 96 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,650 Just as soon as she calls me, I'll get her to... 97 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,125 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you... 98 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,846 ...You take care. 99 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,769 She's alive. 100 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,088 Your wife, she isn't dead. You're Mr Stevens, right? 101 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,486 You're Mr Stevens? 102 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,131 Yes. 103 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,207 They thought I was you. 104 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,288 I found the phone by the side of the road. 105 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,290 They've been talking to me, thinking I was you. 106 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,643 So you just found this phone? 107 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,331 We thought it belonged to a guy who crashed his car there. 108 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,646 That's why we were at the hospital. 109 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,649 They changed the meeting. 110 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,411 It's six o'clock. A different address. I've got it written down in my pocket. 111 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,090 Take it out. 112 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,611 The other... pocket. 113 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,484 Why should I believe you? 114 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,568 It's the truth. It's like I said to the guy in the hospital, 115 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,251 who I thought was you before he turned out not to be you, 116 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,204 if there was any way I could save your wife, I would. 117 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,964 Suppose I believe you... 118 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,369 ...and that this meeting is for real. 119 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,207 I'm not gonna go there without any money. 120 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,721 - No, I wouldn't do that. - Makes sense. 121 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,161 I mean, only a total idiot would go there without any money! 122 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,851 Yeah, we were actually saying that at the hospital before you... 123 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,884 Which is why I'm sending you. 124 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,204 - What? - You're joking, right? 125 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,244 Those winks mean you're joking, right? 126 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,249 That was a joke. That was a funny joke. 127 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,328 When you do a wink, it means it's a joke, right. 128 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,922 I think we established quite clearly that we just work for the council. 129 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,924 ♪ Nibblin' on my sponge cake 130 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,082 ♪ Watching the sun bake 131 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,561 ♪ All of those tourists covered in oil... ♪ 132 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,043 I think that's long enough. 133 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,687 I don't understand. This was definitely the meeting place. 134 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,247 I swear. Please believe me. 135 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:42,209 We've been waiting here for an hour and no-one's here. 136 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,288 You've got to understand how this looks. 137 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:51,244 I track you leaving the home of one of Russia's most wanted 138 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,203 with close to a million pounds... 139 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,570 and... 140 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,081 when I politely ask you to stop... 141 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,287 ...you run, and keep running. 142 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,483 I mean, at best it's rude. 143 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,241 And then, when we do finally get to have a little chat, 144 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,809 you tell me that you've been talking to a man on a phone. 145 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,330 A phone which doesn't seem to exist. 146 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,083 So... 147 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,931 how about we stop with the fairy tales 148 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,008 and start with the truth? 149 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,681 OK? 150 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,046 Right. 151 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,929 You, take this. 152 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,566 Combination is on there. 153 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,920 You, get out. 154 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,366 What? Why? 155 00:09:58,480 --> 00:09:59,766 Get out! 156 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,281 - Ah! Don't... - Please don't hurt him. 157 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,481 Oh, my God. 158 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,648 Just do it. Do it quick. 159 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,886 Do it quick. 160 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,650 Just... wait, wait! 161 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,762 Wait... wait. Wait. 162 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,891 Sam, Sam. Oh, God. 163 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,526 Under my mattress... 164 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,361 Under my mattress, there's some magazines and a DVD. 165 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:25,529 I need you to find them and get rid of them. 166 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,927 I can't bear my mum to see them, all right? Just burn them. 167 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,042 Don't even look at them yourself. They're disgusting. 168 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,491 Get up. 169 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,204 What? 170 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:37,245 Get in the front. You're driving the rest of the way. 171 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,370 It's nothing illegal. It's just bums and stuff. 172 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,971 You'd better pray that she's still alive. 173 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:13,210 Because if she's not, you're next. 174 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,171 We're gonna die. 175 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,689 Don't answer it. 176 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,369 - Yes. - You're not Mr Stevens. 177 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:15,121 No. I did try to tell you before. 178 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,129 What's your name? 179 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,766 - Craig. - And you're not alone. 180 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,247 No, I needed someone to help me with the chair. 181 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,089 Give the phone to your friend. 182 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,450 He wants to talk to you. 183 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,130 - But why? - I don't know. 184 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,366 Just take it. 185 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,363 Hello. This is Brad speaking. 186 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,051 In a moment, you will give the phone back to your friend. 187 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,845 You will lie down and place your hands on your head, 188 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:45,521 and you will not move, because if you do, you will be shot. 189 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,567 OK. 190 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,765 - What are you doing? - Shut up, shut up, shut up. 191 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,645 Sam! 192 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,286 Good luck. 193 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,082 Is that the money? 194 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,929 Mm-hm. 195 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,565 Good. 196 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,400 Your employer is a foolish man. 197 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,723 - Foolish, cowardly man. - He's not actually my employer... 198 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:44,004 Six months I gave him. Nothing but lies and false promises. 199 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,690 It's a shame. 200 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:50,169 It took all this to make him listen and deliver what he owes. 201 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,645 Well? 202 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,967 Shall we proceed? 203 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,206 I need assurances. 204 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,846 I don't think you call the shots here. 205 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,769 This is a trade. 206 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,486 I'm not leaving without her. That's the deal. 207 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,331 So if you're thinking of pulling a fast one, then... 208 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,124 don't... 209 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,969 please. 210 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,480 Untie her. 211 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,402 This is what we're going to do. 212 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,004 She will come forward... alone. 213 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,963 We'll both have one hand on the case 214 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,082 and when she passes me, 215 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,487 you will let go. 216 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,045 Right. 217 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,165 Are you happy with that? 218 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,202 Yeah. 219 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,561 But first, we must count the money. 220 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,287 Are you... are you sure you don't want to do that later? 221 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,641 - Just... just cos it will take ages. - Open the case. 222 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:46,368 And I haven't got one of those machines that... thrrrrrrr. 223 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,970 OK. 224 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,129 Looks like they were right. 225 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,242 Three... 226 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,324 - One. - One. 227 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,922 I don't know if that's an eight or a nine. 228 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:09,882 That's a nine. 229 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,526 Can you get a shot on Lau? 230 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,211 Hang on, you haven't paid me to take anybody out. 231 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,642 If she dies, then I'm dead and you'll get nothing. 232 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,290 - Oh, my God! - What a surprise. 233 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:29,564 I don't bloody believe this. He said it was full of money and... and... 234 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,762 it isn't. 235 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,924 I'm going to have to kill you now. 236 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,250 Go on. 237 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,125 Go on. 238 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,602 Run! Get in the car! 239 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,687 There's no shot. 240 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,325 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 241 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,960 I've never driven manual! 242 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,650 - Go! What? Go! - I can't do the gears! 243 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,364 What are you doing? 244 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,165 I've only just regained the use of my legs, Phil. 245 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,770 Aaargh! Aargh! 246 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,049 Put your foot... put the clutch down. 247 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,891 - OK. - Give it some gas. 248 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,048 - I've done it. I've got it. I've got it. - That's it, that's it, that's it. 249 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,400 I've got it, I've got it. 250 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,408 - That's it, that's it, that's it. - Arrgh! Argh! 251 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,568 Shit! Are you OK, Phil? 252 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,001 Phil, talk to me. 253 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,884 Talk to me, Phil. 254 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,446 I'm going to try and change gear. 255 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,761 Get off! Get the fuck off me! 256 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,641 - We're gonna have to kill him - What?! 257 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,730 - We've got to chop him... - We're not murderers! 258 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,923 Well, we can't let him go. He's seen our faces. 259 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,281 If we let him go, he'll come back. He tried to kill us! 260 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,890 We'll think of something. 261 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,161 OK, we're not... 262 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,806 - Oh, God. Do you want me to drive? - Yes, please. 263 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,480 Right, so... ropes and cable ties, yeah? 264 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,728 Anything. Just be quick, yeah? 265 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,444 Right. 266 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,250 Philip? 267 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,283 Is that you boo-bear? 268 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,007 Hiya, Mum. 269 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,647 Can you do my hot-water bottle for me, please? I don't want to come downstairs. 270 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,171 Yes, Mum. 271 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,970 What are you doing? 272 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,964 Please... please... 273 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,730 Just talk about this... 274 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,726 I have no quarrels with you! 275 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,689 - Thank you. - All right. 276 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,643 And a glass of water, please, Philip. 277 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,890 Let's just be reasonable and talk about this. 278 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,291 In other circumstances, 279 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,246 - we would very possibly get on. - Shut up. No, no. 280 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,840 - You're the one who's trying... - I'm not... 281 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,562 Please! Please! 282 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,487 Nice of you to join us. 283 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,410 Aaargh! 284 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:55,481 It's a very delicate issue and we're consulting with numerous organisations. 285 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,728 But there has been a delay, Minister, 286 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,808 - you can't deny that. - I'm not denying anything, 287 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,126 neither am I confirming... 288 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,321 Evening, Phil. 289 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,363 How are you, Len? What are you watching? 290 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,767 Well, I'm watching this weird new game show, 291 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,927 where the host asks a question 292 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,090 and the contestant spends as long as possible avoiding answering it. 293 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,531 You might have seen it, it's called Newsnight. 294 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,086 Classic, Len. 295 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,850 What are you doing here? You're a bit late, aren't you? 296 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,200 Yeah, I don't know how you do these nights. 297 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,482 - Well, I hate it, don't I? - Brussels! 298 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,011 What's that? 299 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,451 I'm just saying - Europe, cor! 300 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,722 - Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. - Don't get me started. 301 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,080 Don't get me started, right. 302 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,282 19 delegates flew into London. 303 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,562 19 of them, right, 304 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,284 - and they come... - Cheers, Len! 305 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,084 Yeah, see you later. 306 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,971 - God, this is exciting. - I don't know about this. 307 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,605 I mean, how long before Len finds him? 308 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,485 Len's not gonna come up here. I told you, no-one does. 309 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,685 I come up here sometimes twice a day and I've never seen anyone. 310 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,848 Why do you come up here? 311 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,401 What are you doing? 312 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,522 Pulling down his pants. 313 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,880 I can see that. Why? 314 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,721 Humiliation. The first rule of taking a hostage - humiliate them. 315 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,285 Make them feel disgusted. 316 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,880 This is Berkshire County Council, not Abu Ghraib. 317 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,764 And we haven't taken a hostage. 318 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,211 We just happen to have one. 319 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,810 You need to need to start thinking like a... 320 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,400 Pull up his fucking pants! 321 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,327 There's a pipe over there. We'll tie him to that. 322 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,164 You should have let me go, because you are in big trouble now. 323 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,001 You have no idea. My uncle will kill you. 324 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:35,603 And then, as soon as I'm out of this, I'm gonna tear you limb by limb. 325 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,165 I'm gonna smash your face off. 326 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,486 I'm gonna hurt you. 327 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,042 Oh, God, Phil, what are we doing? 328 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,731 What are we doing? We're saving a woman's life. 329 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,842 This is a game-changer, Sam. The game has changed. 330 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,851 - Stop calling it a game. - We hold all the cards here. 331 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,566 Now you heard what he said - his uncle. 332 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,445 That's family, Sam. There's no stronger bond on Earth. 333 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,882 We just have to tie him up, wait for that phone to ring and tell him 334 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,525 that we call the shots now. 335 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,611 - Where are you going? - Home. 336 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,960 What! We... 337 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,127 I don't sleep well here. 338 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,720 We've got to stay with him. Keep guard. 339 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,446 We'll sleep in shifts. I'll take the first four hours 340 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,971 and then you wake me up, OK. 341 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,930 Sam. Sam. 342 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,566 - Is it my turn? - No, it's morning. 343 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,160 You stayed awake all night? 344 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,251 Um, yeah, I did, yeah. 345 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,806 Mmmm-mmm-mmm. 346 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,246 Mmmm-mm-mm-mm. 347 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,282 I think he's trying to say something. 348 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,481 Yeah. 349 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,647 I need the toilet. 350 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,565 Sam! 351 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,125 Morning. 352 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,730 You're early. 353 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,604 I'd be impressed... 354 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,202 if you hadn't taken half the afternoon off yesterday without telling me. 355 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,765 I'm sorry. 356 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,848 - Why did you ignore my calls? - I wasn't ignoring them. 357 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,724 You know how important this is to me. 358 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,524 I promise I'll do it this morning. 359 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,449 - Noel did it. - Right. 360 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,768 Look, I think we should just sit down and talk, 361 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,689 because there's obviously something... 362 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,565 Have you...? 363 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,009 Yeah. It's me, that's what you can smell. 364 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,645 It's my fart. 365 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,444 That's disgusting. 366 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,726 I know. 367 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,410 I had a roast. 368 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,606 It was an onion gravy. 369 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,602 It's not going away. 370 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,405 I'm still doing it now. 371 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,241 I've been doing it the whole time we've been stood here. 372 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,328 You're foul. 373 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,729 Look, I just came up to check on the room before I bring everyone up. 374 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,966 - Everyone up? - Yeah, for the meeting. 375 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,289 - I want to make sure the room's clean. - This room? 376 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,882 Is clean. That's what... that's what I came up here to do. 377 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,923 OK. Would you mind putting some chairs out? 378 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,724 Yeah. No, no, I will. I've just got some... 379 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,083 shit to deal with. 380 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,403 OK, thanks. 381 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,010 We all love this town. 382 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,525 I can see it in your faces. 383 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,765 Well, two years ago, I had a dream. 384 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,804 A dream of a bright future... 385 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,809 ...of a regenerated Bracknell. 386 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:59,449 What I wasn't expecting, of course, was the red tape. 387 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,690 Look at me, you piece of shit. Look at me. 388 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,565 ...Everybody apart from one, that is. 389 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:11,129 Because of her, we're just a few days away from realising that dream. 390 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,768 So I give you your very own... Elizabeth Green. 391 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,769 Elizabeth Green, yes. 392 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,881 "Yes, yes, yes, Mr Reid, do me. 393 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,445 "Do me now." 394 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,370 I just want to run through how this will go... 395 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,482 I don't want to hear you make a sound 396 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,285 cos I will end you. Wah! 397 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,401 ...Black tie, everyone. 398 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,965 Is white tie OK? 399 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,287 - Yes, Alan, yes. - Cool. 400 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,641 - Then on Friday... - I bet you're shitting yourself, yeah? 401 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,245 Yeah? 402 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,727 I will take your nose. It's gone. 403 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,128 Where is it? Whoa. Where's your nose gone? 404 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,730 There it is. Put it back. 405 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,081 That's right, motherfucker! 406 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,810 What I've done is written up what I think will be their most pressing concerns... 407 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,490 See what happens if you make a sound. Go on, I dare you. 408 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,523 So, please do have a look. 409 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,562 What's that? What? 410 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,523 Huh, huh? Yeah, that's right. 411 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,641 Aaargh! 412 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,683 Aargh! 413 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,684 - Aaargh! - Aaah-ha! 414 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,685 Sam? 415 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,771 Aaa-have-it! 416 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,882 I have it. 417 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,445 I have it. 418 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,763 What do you... what do you have? 419 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,486 The slogan? 420 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,568 Let's hear it. 421 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,603 Now? 422 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,405 Yes, because you've interrupted the meeting. 423 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,601 OK. 424 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,565 Bracknell... 425 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,687 Is that it? 426 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,961 No. 427 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,082 - Unless you liked...? - Not particularly. 428 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,487 No. Well, there's more, so, OK. 429 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,329 Bracknell... 430 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,726 ...small town... 431 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,921 ...big... 432 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,325 ...future. 433 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,526 That's really good. 434 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,369 Is it? 435 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,926 Can we get that on a banner for tomorrow? 436 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,008 Yeah, can't see why not. 437 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,802 "Ah have it!" 438 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,251 Aren't you coming? 439 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,885 I'll be down in a minute. 440 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,685 Sam, this gentleman's here to see you. 441 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,440 You left this at our last meeting... 442 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,369 Sam. 443 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,407 Run! 444 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,888 My name is Agent Jack Walker and I work for the British Secret Service. 445 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,764 Get in. 446 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,287 You have no idea what you're involved with here - 447 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,767 how out of your depth you are. 31839

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