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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:05,788 Previously onThe Game... 2 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:08,051 You remind me of Sara, my third wife. 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,879 Was she a hardworking genius, too? 4 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,489 The Player's Union have decided to follow the lead 5 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,230 of the Las Vegas Fighting Fury. 6 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:15,058 The league is officially on strike. 7 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,495 The league launched a gambling investigation 8 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,975 against the Colonel's son. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,585 This could send Beau to jail. 10 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,457 If you don't leave immediately, I will need you 11 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,849 -to find a new therapist. -Oh. 12 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:25,590 Despite my best efforts, 13 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:27,244 Fury isn't covered by the strike fund. 14 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,463 COLONEL: Tasha Mack will be stepping down 15 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:29,942 from The Tasha Mack Agency. 16 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:32,031 We can confirm the Colonel's plane crash 17 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,034 just outside of Vegas. 18 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,515 ["I Found You" by Alabama Shakes playing] 19 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,257 ♪ Well, I traveled a long way♪ 20 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:43,260 ♪ Traveled a long way...♪ 21 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,480 You really didn't have to come, Erika. 22 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,656 Well, if you can swallow your pride and be here, 23 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,180 then I can collect a check and show support. 24 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:52,095 I'm sorry, I know this is weird. 25 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,315 No, it ain't weird, girl, I'm being a bigger person. 26 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:56,012 Just make sure I get close enough 27 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,753 so I can spit on that bastard's urn. 28 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,103 -[hocking] -Ms. Mack. 29 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:02,801 My condolences on losing TMA. 30 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,978 Now, weeping may endure for a night, 31 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:08,155 but joy comes in the morning. 32 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,157 Oh... 33 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,984 joy came when the Colonel went 34 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:13,289 Kentucky Fried Jet Wreckage. 35 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,423 Took real courage for the Colonel 36 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,251 -to invite me to the camp. -Yeah. 37 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:19,383 I was public enemy number one. 38 00:01:19,426 --> 00:01:20,950 Yeah, he took a chance on me too, 39 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,430 with the whole Club EndZone bid. 40 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:25,172 Mm-hmm, see? He had his moments. 41 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:28,652 Mm-hmm, and he also reneged on making Malik an owner, 42 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:29,914 he fought the players on health care, 43 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,003 and stole Tasha's agency. 44 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:36,313 But he is-- whew-- he's in a better place now. 45 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,576 Now, this might be the unpopular thing to say, 46 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,274 but... I'm gonna miss him. 47 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:44,452 Ho-ho, hey, so when's the repass, huh? 48 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,454 Bet you that potato salad gonna be some bullshit. 49 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:49,326 Okay, and then they gonna call it five-star. 50 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,414 Ain't nothin' like a funeral to bring out the leeches. 51 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:52,938 Right? [laughing] 52 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,071 Hey, I thought this was close family and friends. 53 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,856 No, no, more like close phonies and freeloaders. 54 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,509 Mama, break that shit down to her. 55 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,469 Okay, look here, somebody in here 56 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,558 is about to be the next CEO of Thatcher Holdings, 57 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,603 and that person's gonna run the Fury. 58 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,258 Now, see, that's Thomas. That's the Colonel's brother. 59 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:11,392 He like to mix brown and white liquor for breakfast. 60 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,654 Mm, now, see, I got a grand on him 61 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:13,785 that says he is next in line. 62 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:15,396 I'll take that bet. 63 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,180 The Colonel hated Thomas. My money's on Beau. 64 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,922 That firstborn got a special place in the heart. 65 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:22,272 We'll make it a hundred. Mama's cash a little tight. 66 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,187 Bet. All right, Beau's too obvious, 67 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,884 and too damn dumb-- nah. 68 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,886 Colonel loved the Fury too much for that move, Ma. 69 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:30,193 Privilege is a hell of a drug, baby. 70 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,716 What if we both wrong? 71 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,155 And it's Liza. Colonel's little plaything. 72 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,852 BOTH: Oh... 73 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,810 A woman taking advantage of her benefits. 74 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:40,377 I'll put a Benji on her. 75 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,379 Okay. You know what, if the sidepiece 76 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:43,772 is getting a piece, everything going to shit. 77 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,208 Hell, it should've been you, Malik. 78 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,123 You damn right it should've been. 79 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,864 But whoever it is, they need to help us 80 00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:50,822 end this strike, and I mean fast, Mama. 81 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,737 Mm-hmm-- damn, people starting to leave. 82 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,871 This is my last shot. [hocking] 83 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,786 [laughing] Classy, Mama. 84 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,918 Mm-hmm. 85 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,224 [spits] 86 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,878 Hello, Brittany, Jamison. 87 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,619 I'm Sara Powell, general counsel 88 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,360 -for Thatcher Holdings. -Oh, nice to meet you. 89 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,362 I was hoping to meet with you two tomorrow, 90 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:09,885 -say 11:00 a.m.? -I'm sorry, 91 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,626 -what's this regarding? -I have a business matter 92 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,280 to discuss-- concerning the Colonel's wishes. 93 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,934 Oh, sounds good, we will see you at 11:00. 94 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,111 Holy shit! 95 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:21,157 Babe, we're in the will. 96 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,204 ♪ 97 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,255 REPORTER: We are here live, where the players 98 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,430 and the workers of the Fighting Fury are 99 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:34,953 currently on strike. 100 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,259 Malik, how long can the players hold out? 101 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,739 Oh, as long as it takes, okay? 102 00:03:37,781 --> 00:03:39,175 The players are united. 103 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,829 What exactly do players want? 104 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,874 Well, read the bloody signs. 105 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:45,094 All players, past and present, deserve health care. 106 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,749 My brother played high school ball with Jamison here. 107 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:50,186 Now, he supports us, I support him. 108 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,102 We're good mentally and emotionally, you feel me? 109 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:56,279 Owners, do the right thing. The world is watching. 110 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,760 If the players don't play, the stadium staff don't work, 111 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:01,545 -and our families don't eat. -You hear that, owners? 112 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,895 Hardworking folks are losing. 113 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,680 We're gonna take care of you, 114 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,725 because you're Fury family. 115 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:10,293 - Let them play! - ALL: Let them play! 116 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,339 Let them play! 117 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,036 -All right, see y'all tomorrow? -Yeah-yeah, see you 118 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:15,559 -at the crib, brother. -Y'all be safe. 119 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,213 -Yeah, for sure, you too, dawg. -[sighing] 120 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,346 All these folks jobless. Concession workers, 121 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,522 cleaning crew, security. 122 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,306 As captains, we should do something. 123 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,613 Something like what? Dawg, I just had my pool 124 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,789 decontaminated from the last damn party. 125 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,617 Maybe give them some cash or... 126 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:33,577 Or we do something that's more helpful, hmm? 127 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,927 Maybe. Like a fundraiser? 128 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,365 Ooh, yes, a fundraiser. 129 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:41,106 [laughing] Dope idea. Glad I thought of it. 130 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:43,587 Right, a place where people can laugh, 131 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,937 -drink, give generously. -Yes, baby, count me in. 132 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:47,635 Ooh, and maybe Raquel can sing. 133 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:50,464 No can do, she's in New York visiting her mum. 134 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,944 But... I do have 135 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,598 a comedian friend playing Vegas. 136 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,339 Maybe he'll drop by, tell a few jokes? 137 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,472 Ooh, okay, a little dry British humor? 138 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:01,649 [laughs] Two blokes walk into a bar for a pint? 139 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,477 Quite the opposite, actually. 140 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,044 He's what you Americans call a chitlin circuit comic. 141 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,742 Maybe you're familiar with his catchphrase: "Boy, 142 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,570 you done messed around and got your bootyhole tight!" 143 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,441 [laughing] 144 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:12,964 Eh, it'll hit you later. 145 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:15,402 [laughing] No, it won't. 146 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:20,320 Jamison, I'm not sure if you're aware, 147 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,670 but the Colonel took great pride in your success. 148 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:25,063 Not many people know this, but... 149 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:27,762 Ulysses always rooted for the underdog. 150 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:30,895 Uh, well, I-- I was very grateful to him. 151 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,376 And, Brittany, he shared with me 152 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,291 how taken he was with your Club EndZone pitch. 153 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,901 He really admired your passion. 154 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,903 Well, my dad always said he was 155 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,689 the best owner in the league, and I got to see it up close. 156 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,386 Let's get to why we're here. 157 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,388 The Fury family is set to offer you both 158 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,608 a tremendous opportunity; now, Brittany, 159 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,392 you're behind that health campaign 160 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,002 that helped turn the public against 161 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,222 - the owners, correct? - Well, yes, but-- 162 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:55,398 We need that creativity on our side. 163 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,531 We want you to finish what you started. 164 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,271 We want you to run Club EndZone 165 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,056 with an ownership stake, of course. 166 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:03,493 Um, wow, uh, you mean, like, 167 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,103 for special events and concerts and stuff. 168 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:07,454 And games. In a few days, 169 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,107 the league will announce that we are bringing in 170 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:11,371 - replacement players. - You mean scabs? 171 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,502 I mean talented players who want to play. 172 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,419 And, Jamison, we want you to be our offensive captain. 173 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:19,030 We're offering you a three-year extension, 174 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:22,164 first-round money, and a million-dollar signing bonus. 175 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,905 To cross the picket line? 176 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,428 I'm sorry, there's just absolutely no way in hell 177 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:26,821 - that w-- - I'll do it. 178 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,213 What? 179 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,304 I'll do it. 180 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,224 - Don't look, Ma, please-- - I'm not looking, boy. 181 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,574 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 182 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,663 - Okay. - Okay, now turn right here. 183 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,316 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 184 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,970 Ta-da! 185 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,581 Mama, welcome to the new headquarters 186 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:50,105 - of my new CEO. - Absolutely not. 187 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:51,846 What? Come on now, hear me out, please. 188 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:53,151 - What? - Look, look. 189 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,152 This isn't just about you, Mama. 190 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,850 This is also about me. 191 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,591 All right, ever since Tee Tee left, 192 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,462 nobody's looking after my company's financials. 193 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:02,465 You want me to fill a job that was once held by Tee Tee? 194 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:05,337 [scoffs] Uh, yeah, well, 195 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:07,209 Erika, just hit it, all right? 196 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,080 She don't work for you. She is my assistant. 197 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,952 She go when I say go. 198 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,912 - Okay, now you can go, Erika. - ERIKA: Okay. 199 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:17,393 Malik Wright Enterprises 200 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,396 is seeking a savvy, smart executive mom 201 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,659 with an eye for making paper. 202 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:26,968 Some businesses are thriving. Some sinking. 203 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,666 Now that MWE is paying for the Fury's strike fund, 204 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,538 we need some more of that Tasha 205 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,975 pow-pow-pow, hi-yah! 206 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,849 - Too much? - Wait, say that part again. 207 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:41,025 The part about some fool using their own money 208 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,158 - to pay a strike fund. - See? Savvy. 209 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,551 She's perfect, Malik. 210 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,987 Girl, get your ass out of here. 211 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,554 Okay, ass exiting. 212 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:50,426 Okay, this is complicated, all right? 213 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,210 What happened with the team is on me. 214 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:54,386 Malik, this strike could last for months. 215 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,040 Okay? And it could kill your bottom line. 216 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,999 Yes, which is why I need you. 217 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,783 And on top of that, I gotta hold 218 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,393 a fundraiser for the stadium workers. 219 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:02,873 Wait, was the White Party expensive? 220 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,049 For Oprah? No. Okay, look, Malik, 221 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,834 I don't know what my next move is, okay, 222 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,576 but it is not taking a handout from my son. 223 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,621 Isn't your next move, after helping me, 224 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:14,015 - to get your agency back? - TMA is dead. 225 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,017 I'm moving on, baby, but this strike is 226 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,540 very much alive, okay, 227 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,063 and it could just bleed you dry. 228 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,543 Yes, it can, Mama. 229 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,545 That's the reason why I need you 230 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,156 to be my new CEO. 231 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,984 Come on, nice leather chair, come on, sit down, 232 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,900 Mama Mack, and help your son 233 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,554 find a company to liquidate. 234 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,469 And not Phatty's. Mm-mm, no. 235 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,036 That's my firstborn, can't go nowhere. 236 00:08:35,078 --> 00:08:37,255 And not 'Lik's Lingerie. 237 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,169 Damn, she got me wrapped around her fingers. 238 00:08:39,213 --> 00:08:41,520 Okay... okay, look, I'll look 239 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,566 at your business babies and find the best one 240 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,481 to strangle, financially speaking. 241 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,830 Yes, ma'am. That's all I need. 242 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,223 I love you, Mama, so much. 243 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,487 - Mwah! Mm! Yes! Whoo! - Okay, okay. 244 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,924 Uh-uh, wait, and not Malik's Weed Emporium. 245 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,360 I'm on my way there right now. 246 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,624 Ooh! Wacky Tasha Macky. 247 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,364 Wacky Tasha Macky, I got you. 248 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,018 I got you, Mama, I got you. 249 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,548 JAMISON: Baby, baby, look. 250 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,201 You should actually say yes, too. 251 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,160 [laughing] I should... I should just say yes. 252 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,727 - Yes, you should. - You don't think I want to 253 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,337 take over the club that I created? 254 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,991 Well, then-- babe, do it then. 255 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,688 You said it yourself. "I need to figure out 256 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,690 what's next for Brittany," and this right here 257 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,387 - is it. - Sweetheart, I can't. 258 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,867 Okay? I can't. 259 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,521 Daddy would never cross the picket line, 260 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,218 and Mommy would never let him, 261 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,742 and, Jamison, I need you to understand this, baby, 262 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,526 once the strike is over, 263 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,050 your teammates will never take you back, ever. 264 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,139 - So what? So what? - Just-- 265 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,401 Yes, I have been on my own before, 266 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,925 and this is no different. 267 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,709 Baby, we are talking about your future. 268 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:43,757 - Not any-- - My future is now, Brittany. 269 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,540 It is right now. 270 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,674 Look... in prison, 271 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,980 every day was exactly the same for me, 272 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,330 from wake-up to work, from work to lunch. 273 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,376 Dinner, and then lights out. 274 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:55,943 The dream of playing football is the only thing 275 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,988 that got me through that. 276 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,034 I just... don't think 277 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,731 I can be with someone who would do this. 278 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,519 Well, I pray to God that's not true. 279 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,925 [door opens, closes] 280 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,448 You find a company to liquidate yet? 281 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,189 Your boy's got hand cramps 282 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,974 - making direct deposits. - Malik's Memorabilia. 283 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,410 - The sports shop. - Mm-hmm. 284 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,151 Ooh, yeah, I bought that 285 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,066 when we first moved to Vegas. [laughing] 286 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,721 The previous owner had cute dimples on her buttcheeks. 287 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,548 - Well, it's in the red. - From when I spanked her? 288 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,463 Boy! Do you want my help or not? 289 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,422 Okay, okay, Mama, all right, old habits die hard. 290 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,728 I'm sorry, all right, what you got? 291 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,643 Now, here is why Mama slays. 292 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,645 - Come on. - Okay, you can auction off 293 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,124 all of the inventory at the fundraiser, 294 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,952 and then save money by having it here 295 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,302 - at the house. - Mama, that's brilliant. 296 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,304 You found all that just by looking at the spreadsheets? 297 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,437 Yep, and I also found this. 298 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,047 A list of women's names 299 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,614 with dollar amounts attached to 'em. 300 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,964 LaQuana Thorpe, what, a thousand dollars? 301 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,705 Ming Lee, $1,600. 302 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,273 Rosita Ramirez, $2,050. 303 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,928 What in the United Nations of Hush Money is this, boy? 304 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,886 Oh, I forgot about that, mm-mm. 305 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,236 That ain't a list, Mama, this is a lifelong goal. 306 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,935 - What's the last entry? - Uh, Meisha Emerald. 307 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,067 $2,998. 308 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,156 No, Mama, those ain't dollars. 309 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,810 - What? - No, that's all the women 310 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,333 your son has pleasured. 311 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,642 Wait! So No Nut November, I chilled. 312 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,253 So, that means India Baroque was 313 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:31,908 2,999! 314 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:35,433 [gasping] One more smash and I'm Mr. 3,000, Mama! 315 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,435 - Ooh. - Whoo! [laughing] 316 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,742 Lord, you know what, I done messed up with you. 317 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,570 But there is still hope for Kai. 318 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,746 Ooh, and maybe 319 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,270 I can find Mrs. 3,000 at the fundraiser. 320 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,185 And when I get my next smash, 321 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,709 I'm-a photograph that ass, I'm-a sign it, 322 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,493 and we can auction that off. 323 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,364 You know what, just when I think you've grown up, 324 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,323 Tinker Bell just comes and snatches your ass 325 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,846 right back to Neverland. 326 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,500 Ah, Tinker Bell. 327 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,676 Hmm, if I was a fairy, I'd smash that, too. 328 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,156 Anyway, let me get out of here. 329 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,854 I want to preserve my list for posterity. 330 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,856 Mm! Love you, Mama! 331 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,860 ♪ Everybody in this ... gettin' tipsy...♪ 332 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,949 Hello, can I help you? 333 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,473 Yes, I am Tasha Mack, 334 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,867 the not-CEO of Malik Wright Enterprises 335 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,521 who unfortunately is here 336 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,045 to liquidate Malik's Memorabilia. 337 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,960 Wow, well, I'm Delores, 338 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,570 the ten-year manager of this store 339 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,137 who hopefully can talk you out of it. 340 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,487 Mm, this ain't personal. This is business. 341 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,055 It's personal to me. 342 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,840 I love this job. 343 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,667 Look, I was a new mom when I started here, 344 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,713 I didn't know anything about sports. Now? 345 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,846 I can tell you how much Evander Holyfield's severed ear 346 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,065 - is worth on the black market. - [laughing] 347 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,893 Look, I learned the hard way 348 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:47,462 that there is life after work. I think. 349 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,552 So... maybe this'll help you find a new path. 350 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,384 - $600,000. - What? 351 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,212 That's what the missing piece of Holyfield's ear is worth. 352 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,475 - Uh... - Look, Ms. Mack, 353 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,824 I know this shop. 354 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,347 And with a small capital investment 355 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,914 and a larger social media presence, 356 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,655 - I could save it. - Okay, mother to mother, 357 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,439 I am doing this for my son. 358 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,398 Now, I'm sure you'll understand. 359 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,966 Now, we're having a fundraiser, so I need you to pack up 360 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,056 everything and deliver it to this address. 361 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,622 - Got it. - Okay. 362 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,710 [door opens] 363 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,496 - Hello. - Hey. 364 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,151 What can I get for this? 365 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,676 This is a 2019 Fury championship ring. 366 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,199 - Yeah. - That overtime comeback 367 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,071 for St. Louis... 368 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,899 Colonel Ulysses S. Thatcher?! 369 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,335 Wait-- where the hell'd you get this? 370 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,902 Treasure hunt. 371 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,468 Look, if you give me cash, 372 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,340 you can make up the story. 373 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,865 - Get the cash. - Randall, 374 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,519 I'm not happy about selling shit either. 375 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,957 Man, listen, I pay you to move my money around, 376 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,830 not to give me lip service about covering the damn strike fund. 377 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,876 What you doing up here? [snaps fingers] 378 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,270 Man, just hit me when it's done, Randall, damn. 379 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,447 [sighs] What's up, dawg? 380 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,753 - What's this? - Uh, this month's rent. 381 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,320 Rent's covered till the strike's over. 382 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,105 Strike or no strike, I pay my bills. 383 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,584 Jamison, I ain't got time to argue with you about this. 384 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,412 What's up with the strike fund? 385 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:11,676 Misunderstanding. I got it covered, Snoop Dogg, damn. 386 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,722 [laughing] Why you ain't apply for the funds? 387 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,376 You obviously need 'em. 388 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,856 I don't take money I don't earn. 389 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,380 My mother felt the same way about food stamps 390 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,208 till we had no choice, so... 391 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,775 Jamison, save that hero shit for the field, brother. 392 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,908 Okay? That's what your union dues are for. 393 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,518 - All right? - Yeah. 394 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,564 - We a team, baby. - What, you just gonna 395 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,305 - rip up my check? - Yes, I'm gonna rip it up, 396 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,915 and I'm gonna put it in your big-ass, ashy hands. 397 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,439 Yes, bro, take that lunch money. 398 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,137 We family, brother. 399 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,444 - Thank you, Malik. - Yeah-yeah. 400 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,578 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, get the money, get the, get the money♪ 401 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:47,190 ♪ Ooh-la-la-la-la-la, throw it, throw it all on me, yeah♪ 402 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,192 ♪ Get the money, get the, get the money♪ 403 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,367 ♪ Ooh-la-la-la-la-la...♪ 404 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,456 One Mad Dog 20/20 martini 405 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,763 with a turkey bacon garnish. 406 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,156 Yes, sir. 407 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,853 Zeke, can I get you anything else? 408 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,986 No, man-- look at this. 409 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,901 You guys have done enough, man. 410 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,294 - Thanks for everything. - No, my pleasure. 411 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,905 Hey, don't have too many of those, okay? 412 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,689 - I will. - All right. 413 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,172 I have got to give it to you. 414 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,565 Fantastic idea you had here, mate. 415 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,741 But why are all the opening bids $3,000? 416 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:20,049 Well, the fundraiser is for the workers. 417 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,138 But it's more of a covert op. 418 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,444 Dawg, you know how Wilt Chamberlain slept 419 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,576 with, like, 20,000 women? 420 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,187 Your boy's been making a list 421 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:30,059 and checking it twice. Dawg, I'm one smash away 422 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,061 from being Mr. 3,000. 423 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,890 This is actually a list of all the women you've slept with. 424 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,805 Yeah. I made it myself. 425 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,546 - But it's not for auction. - Thank God. 426 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,982 It's more to commemorate the night. 427 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,636 Actually, it's more of a... 428 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,246 scroll than a list. 429 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,770 So is toilet paper. Remember, Malik, 430 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,685 the hunter who collects 3,000 asses 431 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,470 will eventually be stuck in shit. 432 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,080 Stuck in Shit! 433 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,952 - [laughing] - Yeah. 434 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,693 That's gonna be the title of my new comedy special. 435 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,522 Malik Wright, this is R.J. James. R.J. 436 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,655 Ah, no introduction needed, man, I've been following you 437 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,352 since... shit, I've been following you 438 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,398 - a long time, man. - Thanks, R.J. 439 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,313 Uh, w-would you two gents please excuse me? 440 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,620 I think I may have just spotted the lucky Mrs. 3,000. 441 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:13,015 Whoo! Oh, shit, maybe even Mrs. 3,001. 442 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,148 No, you can't come. 443 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:18,629 Yo, um, what's all that about, man? 444 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,935 You got time for a funny story? 445 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,203 So, how goes it, figuring out 446 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,336 who's going to take over the Fury? 447 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,815 Oh, it's working. 448 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,252 And all of the wannabes are here. 449 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,254 The drunk, the brat, and the ho 450 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,951 are gonna all bid on the Colonel's ring 451 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,214 to save face, but the new owner is 452 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,824 gonna bid the most, because they're gonna 453 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,914 want to put the ring in their trophy case. 454 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,742 BOTH: Oh. 455 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,048 [laughter] 456 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,919 You know that's ridiculous, right? 457 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,660 - Girl. - Had to come see 458 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,793 how my daddy's ring ended up on the auction block. 459 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,925 Oh, well, I guess we're both lucky 460 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,971 it's here instead of some pawnshop. 461 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,755 - You're welcome. - You know, Ms. Mack, 462 00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,888 as next in line to run the Fury, 463 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,846 this ring belongs on my finger. 464 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,805 Well, then, I suggest you make a bid on it. 465 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,502 A big one. 466 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,330 Unless you want to go viral for trying to steal it. 467 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,854 [phone chimes] 468 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,902 I'm sure you'll need something one day, Ms. Mack. 469 00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:16,557 And when you come and ask, 470 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,385 I want you to remember this moment. 471 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:21,431 Okay. I will. 472 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,434 You can bet on it. As long as you keep that betting 473 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,740 legal. 474 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,005 Yes. 475 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,533 At $9,000, it's a steal. 476 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,013 Yeah? Why is that? 477 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,929 It's Jason Pitts. 478 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,931 Ten-time All-Pro, three-time champ. 479 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,933 He led the league in catches for five seasons, 480 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,848 and he just got elected to the Hall of Fame. 481 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,503 [sighs] This jersey is from his very last game. 482 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,113 And, if you look closely, you can still see 483 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,203 - a few tearstains. - [laughing] 484 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,293 So, you... you know a lot about him, huh? 485 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,121 I know a lot about every item here. 486 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,731 Oh, so this is your stuff? 487 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,472 I wish. It's Malik's. 488 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,300 I just work for him-- and Tasha, 489 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,955 the not-CEO of Malik Wright Enterprises. 490 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,131 Wait, Malik has enterprises? 491 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:13,135 [scoffs] I never knew. I never knew. 492 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,963 So, how'd you get the job? 493 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,096 The original owner gave me a shot, and I took it. 494 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,143 But unfortunately all good things must end. 495 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,928 - Anyway, have fun. - Thanks. 496 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,714 And, between us, your dad is also pretty damn hot. 497 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,716 - Oh, my gosh. - Facts are facts. 498 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:32,154 [laughter] 499 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,201 I have got my eye on the autographed Ronnie Lott helmet. 500 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:38,160 What is Jamison Fields hoping to add to the collection tonight? 501 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,597 Um, I haven't really had a chance to-- 502 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,425 I'm just pulling your leg. I know the strike is 503 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,775 hard on rookies. 504 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,038 I also know that the strike fund is 505 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,258 basically a lifeboat with leaks, so, 506 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,173 if you need anything... 507 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,306 to get by. 508 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,046 Thank you, Garret. 509 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,354 Um, but I-- I'll be fine. 510 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,704 Okay. 511 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,706 Don't miss my boy R.J. 512 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,186 He's lethal. 513 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,405 So don't heckle. 514 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,189 Looking forward to it. 515 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,322 ♪ You know just how we do...♪ 516 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,324 And this is the bat 517 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,369 that the legendary Bernie Mac used 518 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,979 in the film Mr. 3,000. 519 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:18,418 Huh? Now, 3,000, that's such a beautiful, 520 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,377 round, whole number, don't you think, ladies? 521 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,031 Excuse me, give me one second. 522 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,641 Uh, Dr. Gwen, 523 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,687 I did not know you were a sports fan. 524 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,516 My cousin's a collector. He wanted company. 525 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,213 Had I known this was your house, I would've 526 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,563 - said no a little louder. - [laughing] 527 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,218 Always weird running into clients in the wild. 528 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,046 Well, since you in the wild, you might as well 529 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,135 get a little wild. [growling] 530 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,702 I already gave back the car, Malik, 531 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,269 don't make me bail on my cousin. 532 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,575 Okay, okay-okay, my bad, well, since you're here, 533 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,186 you may as well have a drink, hmm? 534 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,970 Isn't there some doctor-patient code 535 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,841 that says you can't refuse a client's hospitality? 536 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,408 Hmm? 537 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,454 All right, one drink. 538 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,238 One drink. 539 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,548 In addition, there's a one-of-one 540 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:04,768 mint condition Deion Sanders rookie card in the collection. 541 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,727 We also have the glove Satchel Paige wore 542 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,555 in his very first Negro league game 543 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,296 and, my personal favorite, 544 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,385 one of Pelé's cleats from the World Cup. 545 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,517 They say the other one's still in the referee's butt. 546 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,041 - [laughing] - All right. 547 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,000 Psst, psst, hey. 548 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,307 So, the mistress just outbid 549 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,787 the drunk brother and Beau's bids combined. 550 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,007 What? So then, if my theory holds true, 551 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,053 that means the Colonel's successor is... 552 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,186 the concubine? 553 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,057 Hey, that's some crazy-ass coochie. 554 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,668 - Mm-hmm. - [laughing] 555 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,886 Rawr. 556 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,279 - No-- roof! Okay? - [growls] 557 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,846 Okay, Erika, really. 558 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,587 - Sorry. - Damn. 559 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,286 - [laughter] - No-no-no, seriously. 560 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,680 I walked into this big-ass house 561 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,378 and heard the spirit of slaves yelling... 562 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,685 "We made it, massa! 563 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,035 "Hey, hey, keep my 40 acres! 564 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,864 Whoo! I want an elevator!" 565 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,605 Is that what we're doing now? 566 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,216 Are they selling elevators to Black people, man? 567 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,087 Come on, what's next? The elevator store 568 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,307 gonna take, what, EBT cards? Right? 569 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,744 Hey, you know what? Shout-out to my man Garret Evans. 570 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,311 Yeah, I see you over there, G. 571 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,008 But tell me, how are you the only person 572 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,923 whose laugh has an accent, man? 573 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,404 - [laughter] - [haughty laughter] 574 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,711 I bet your fart got an accent, too, that's right. 575 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,278 Yeah, I hear you, man. 576 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,584 - Hey, Aunt Tasha. - Hey. 577 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:24,152 Hey, does Malik Wright Enterprises have room 578 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:27,024 for a hard-working, beautiful, well-dressed entrepreneur 579 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,940 who just pledged allegiance to a not-CEO? 580 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,986 [chuckling] Not sure. 581 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:34,336 Now, are you asking for a job, or are you asking for advice? 582 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,469 'Cause I see you and Jamison been giving each other 583 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,819 the stink-eye all night. 584 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,474 - Mm, you seen that? - Mm-hmm. 585 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,258 The Fury offered me a job. 586 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,738 They want me to run Club EndZone. 587 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,566 And you having second thoughts? 588 00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,045 Jamison thinks I should do it, 589 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,178 but I'm Jason Pitts's daughter. 590 00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:52,180 You know what I mean, like, Pitts don't cross a line. 591 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:55,662 Oh, Brittany, 592 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,228 you're such a fool. 593 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,708 Just like your bald-headed daddy, 594 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,493 who already crossed the picket line. 595 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:01,885 Girl, he working in management. 596 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,061 - Touché. - Mm-hmm. 597 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,020 I guess, if you were me, what would you do? 598 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,761 I'd get that paper. 599 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:11,112 Mm-hmm, I'd take a stand even if it was unpopular. 600 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,940 So, I guess that means you're gonna take a stand 601 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,507 and ask for your agency back. 602 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,726 Oh, don't worry about me, New School. 603 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,338 Tasha Mack gonna be all right, you best believe that. 604 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,861 Facts. 605 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,776 Yeah. 606 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:25,822 And, of course, shout-out to my boy Malik Wright, 607 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,520 the host of this whole beautiful night. 608 00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,304 Come on, clap for Malik, right? 609 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,480 Yeah, yeah, you see, I don't know if y'all know, 610 00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:32,960 but they are actually selling 611 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,918 Malik Wright used condoms right now 612 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,094 at the dollar store for half price. 613 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:39,401 Malik's preferred pronouns 614 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,578 are dumb and dumber. 615 00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:45,407 Right? I mean, he said-- Now, he said it, listen... 616 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:46,887 Oh, come on, you know I'm just kidding, baby. 617 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,541 We go way back, right? Way back. 618 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:51,065 Yeah, but you see, actually, 619 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:55,286 it is my ex-fiancée Keisha and Malik that go way back. 620 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:58,464 You remember her, Malik? Kei... No, what? 621 00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,422 I'll remind you, I'm gonna jog the little memory of yours. 622 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,685 You know? Okay, let's go to the... 623 00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,426 the scroll. 624 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,342 [imitating fanfare] 625 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,520 In fact, uh, let's see... 626 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:15,568 Well, it seems as though your wacky theory has worked. 627 00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:18,571 One person has outbid everyone on several items. 628 00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,573 Clutch your pearls, 'cause it's Ulysses S. Thatcher 629 00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,313 - from the dead. - What? 630 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,533 How the hell is the Colonel bidding from hell? 631 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:27,144 Who is donating on behalf of the Colonel? 632 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,016 That woman over there. She spent more money 633 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,321 than everyone combined. 634 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:31,888 And what'd she bid on the ring? 635 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,455 That's the one thing she didn't bid on. 636 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,239 Beau got that. 637 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,024 TASHA: Holy divorce settlement. 638 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:40,201 A lot of names right there, let me see, in fact... 639 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,638 ch-ch-ch, ah, there she is right there. 640 00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:44,771 Keisha Clark. 641 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,469 Now, you see, while some of y'all 642 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,863 are here making deposits to charities, right, 643 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,169 Malik Wright's nasty ass is here, 644 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:54,215 trying to make a deposit in one of y'all. 645 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:57,044 This multi-chromosome- missing bastard 646 00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:59,089 literally keeps a list of all the women 647 00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,135 he's had sex with. How long is it now, Malik? 648 00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:03,267 About-- About this long? 649 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,095 [crowd oohing] 650 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,446 [laughter] 651 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,012 [clearing throat] 652 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,407 We should talk. 653 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,496 My work is done. Thanks again 654 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,889 for the opportunity, Tasha. 655 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,760 Delores, you made a 2,000% profit. 656 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,632 You ain't done-- I'm putting your ass to work. 657 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:21,677 Wait, I still have my job? 658 00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:23,984 Yes, you do, and what you need 659 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,856 is that online presence and monthly auctions. 660 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,032 Foot traffic, it ain't gonna keep that business open. 661 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:31,600 You know, for a "not-CEO," 662 00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:33,689 you sure do have great ideas and vision. 663 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,343 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you, Tasha. 664 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,214 - Thank you. - [laughing] 665 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,611 I thought my ex Keisha was the one, 666 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:44,961 but your boy? Your boy Malik Wright? 667 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,094 Malik Wright? Yeah. 668 00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:50,880 See, he thought she was number 1,196. 669 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,579 Hey, congrats, Malik, you did it, baby! 670 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,058 You done messed around and got yourself 671 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:57,539 a bootyhole tight, boy! 672 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,628 [laughing] Hey, you know what? Hey. 673 00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,978 Be careful, "sweet thing who looks too classy 674 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,502 to be with a caveman," 675 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,982 'cause, you see, after Malik smashed my ex 676 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,810 and then wrecked my home, 677 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,465 then he dropped her like she had syphilis or some shit. 678 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,120 Which she did! And you know what? 679 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,643 That's when I found out 680 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,906 I'm allergic to penicillin 681 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,126 and nasty, dirty-ass football players 682 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:21,302 who give the burn to my girl. 683 00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:22,782 Malik, it's just jokes. 684 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,784 Dawg, give me the mic. 685 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,002 Nah-nah-nah, I'm not giving y'all-- Watch out, man. 686 00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,830 R.J., give me the... 687 00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:29,615 [gasps] 688 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,879 Good night, Vegas. 689 00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,533 - Love you, baby. - [audience murmurs] 690 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:37,144 [feedback squeals] 691 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:39,929 I'm having second thoughts about crossing, Brit. 692 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,585 I mean, look around. 693 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,892 People are supporting each other for a real cause. 694 00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:46,980 Mm-hmm. 695 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:49,635 You know, like... like family. 696 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,464 I don't know if I can give this up. 697 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:55,031 Hey, no. 698 00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:59,383 No, no-no... you were right, okay? 699 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,298 You were right, it's not every day 700 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,997 people get to follow their dreams. 701 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,609 So... you should do this, J. 702 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:10,569 I mean, we should do this. 703 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,093 Together. 704 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:19,882 How are you feeling? 705 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:24,278 [chuckling] Embarrassed, ashamed. 706 00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:27,150 Shallow, selfish, immature. 707 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:28,935 Wounded, broken. 708 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:31,154 [chuckling] Doc, you can stop me at any time. 709 00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:33,592 Uh, well, keeping a list of 3,000 women 710 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,724 is all of those things, 711 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:38,031 but tonight I've seen you be 712 00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:40,076 philanthropic, 713 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,556 generous. 714 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,950 Selfless. And human. 715 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,648 You can stop me at any time. 716 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,519 [laughing] 717 00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,565 It's you, isn't it? 718 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,959 Yep. Looks like I'm the big winner. 719 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:54,874 Oh, yeah, I'd say that again. 720 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,311 - You're taking over the Fury. - What makes you say that? 721 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,921 Because if I were taking over the Fury, 722 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,575 I'd put my best foot forward 723 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,142 and support the stadium workers. 724 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,665 So, I can assume your contributions are 725 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,275 gonna be leaked to the media tomorrow? 726 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,538 No, I'm just donating to a worthy cause. 727 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,497 You see, the Colonel told me about you. 728 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,369 He said, "Sara is the best lawyer I know. 729 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,763 "So, even after the divorce, I appointed her 730 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:17,200 general counsel of my most prized possession." 731 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,724 It's an unusual working relationship, 732 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,160 I admit it, but we stayed friends. 733 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,944 He adored you. 734 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:24,555 He said yours was a once-in-a-lifetime love. 735 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,296 But he loved something else more. 736 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,211 The Fury. Which is why 737 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,996 you are the only family member 738 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,085 who doesn't want his championship ring. 739 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,956 That ring destroyed our marriage. 740 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,524 Maybe he hoped that by owning the Fury, 741 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:39,396 it would help you understand why he loved it so much. 742 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,703 Or maybe he wants your forgiveness. 743 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:45,359 If not from you, maybe from Satan. 744 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:46,969 Hmm. 745 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:50,625 In our darkest moments, it's easy to focus on our flaws. 746 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,627 All 3,000 of them. 747 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,934 [chuckling] 748 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,371 That's a sick burn. 749 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,068 I'm-a get billed for this, ain't I? 750 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,767 Double. Can't give it away for free. 751 00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:05,335 Just remember: 752 00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:08,164 from darkness often comes light. 753 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,079 You brought light to a lot of people 754 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:11,646 with this event. 755 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,868 In another session, we'll dig into 756 00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:18,174 why this list was so important to you. 757 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,438 Okay. 758 00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,882 ALL [chanting]: 3,000! 3,000! 759 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,884 MALIK: No, no, no! 760 00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,755 ALL: 3,000! 761 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,975 Did I do it wrong? You said that when you come out, 762 00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:39,021 - that you wanted-- - No, no, it's not like that. 763 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,631 This is my therapist, damn it. 764 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,459 She's not a number. 765 00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:44,635 No-- we didn't smash. 766 00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,942 She's not Ms. 3,000. Dr. Gwen. 767 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,422 Damn it. 768 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,467 We didn't smash. Dr. Gwen! 769 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,035 Ulysses said you were smart. 770 00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,821 - Mm-hmm. - He was really fond of you. 771 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:58,084 Hmm, well, so fond that he stole my company, 772 00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,607 which doesn't make me too smart. 773 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,304 Well, smart enough to be the only one 774 00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:03,611 - to figure most of this out. - Most of it? 775 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:05,569 Okay, now, spill the tea, girl. 776 00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,571 I'm taking the reins of Thatcher Holdings. 777 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:10,270 I will run that corporation, but I'm not running the team. 778 00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:12,272 Now, I take it that Beau doesn't know anything 779 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,969 - about this arrangement. - After the strike, 780 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,971 I will find someone worthy of running the Fury. 781 00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:17,712 And I trust you'll keep this confidential 782 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,366 until after the official announcement. 783 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:22,630 Mm-hmm, okay, now, look, a couple of young lovers 784 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,284 inspired me to throw a Hail Mary, 785 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:27,243 so any chance of me getting my agency back? 786 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,550 I'm sorry, Tasha. TMA is in a blind trust 787 00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:30,856 that I don't control. 788 00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:32,379 Okay, well, can you at least 789 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:33,815 get the owners to end this strike, girl? 790 00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,295 Everybody is losing. 791 00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:36,905 - I'm working on it. - Okay. 792 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,429 - Nice meeting you, Tasha. - You, too, girl. 793 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,824 - [sighing] - Malik, 794 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,826 tonight just made me reevaluate things. 795 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,786 You, too? Mama, tonight has been a doozy for your boy. 796 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,571 Give me a few days to consider being your CEO. 797 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:52,399 I'm-a finish your books, and if there ain't 798 00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:54,270 - no more list of hos... - [chuckling] 799 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:56,011 I might come on board temporarily. 800 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,491 Aah, thank you, Mama! 801 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,580 - All right. - Oh, I love you so much. 802 00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,190 - Mm-kay. - Thank you, thank you. 803 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,757 And listen, I've been doing some thinking, too, 804 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,628 Mom, and... I really want 805 00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:06,108 you and Kai to move in with me. 806 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:07,631 With all this strike mess that's happening, 807 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,720 I really need my family around me, Mama. 808 00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:12,332 Okay, I got your back, baby, all right? 809 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,855 But you know the league, 810 00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:16,118 they might be running out of moves. 811 00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:19,643 I mean, I'm happy that you want to do this, I think. 812 00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,732 - [laughing] - What changed your mind? 813 00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:22,951 You. 814 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,302 You make me want to follow my dreams. 815 00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,870 - So I'm gonna follow mine. - Mm-hmm. 816 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:31,264 You're gonna follow yours. 817 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,918 It's gonna be us against the world. 818 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:35,181 Ride or die. Till the wheels fall off. 819 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,618 - Yes, ma'am. - [phones chiming] 820 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:39,663 ANNOUNCER: You've got a Sports Take Break. 821 00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:41,535 You've got a Sports Take Break. 822 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,842 REPORTER: Breaking news. And this is big. 823 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,452 Pro football owners are bringing in 824 00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:47,019 replacement players immediately. 825 00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:49,108 What?! Malik, do you know about this? 826 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,066 No, no, dawg, this is news to me. 827 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:53,634 It's also been confirmed at least one union member is 828 00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:55,854 crossing the picket line: Fighting Fury 829 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,856 rookie running back Jamison Fields. 830 00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,770 What?! 831 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:02,817 We got word he's already come to terms with the team. 832 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,865 Well... looks like the wheels just fell off. 833 00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:11,465 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61859

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