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Previously onThe Game...
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You remind me of Sara,
my third wife.
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Was she a hardworking
genius, too?
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The Player's Union have
decided to follow the lead
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of the Las Vegas Fighting Fury.
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The league is
officially on strike.
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The league launched
a gambling investigation
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against the Colonel's son.
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This could send Beau to jail.
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If you don't leave immediately,
I will need you
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-to find a new therapist.
-Oh.
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Despite my best efforts,
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Fury isn't covered
by the strike fund.
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COLONEL: Tasha Mack
will be stepping down
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from The Tasha Mack Agency.
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We can confirm
the Colonel's plane crash
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just outside of Vegas.
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["I Found You"
by Alabama Shakes playing]
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♪ Well, I traveled a long way♪
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♪ Traveled a long way...♪
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You really didn't
have to come, Erika.
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Well, if you can swallow
your pride and be here,
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then I can collect a check
and show support.
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I'm sorry, I know this is weird.
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No, it ain't weird, girl,
I'm being a bigger person.
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Just make sure
I get close enough
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so I can spit
on that bastard's urn.
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-[hocking]
-Ms. Mack.
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My condolences on losing TMA.
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Now, weeping may
endure for a night,
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but joy comes in the morning.
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Oh...
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joy came when the Colonel went
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Kentucky Fried Jet Wreckage.
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Took real courage
for the Colonel
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-to invite me to the camp.
-Yeah.
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I was public enemy number one.
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Yeah, he took
a chance on me too,
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with the whole Club EndZone bid.
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Mm-hmm, see?
He had his moments.
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Mm-hmm, and he also reneged
on making Malik an owner,
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he fought the players
on health care,
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and stole Tasha's agency.
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But he is-- whew--
he's in a better place now.
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Now, this might be
the unpopular thing to say,
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but... I'm gonna miss him.
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Ho-ho, hey,
so when's the repass, huh?
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Bet you that potato salad
gonna be some bullshit.
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Okay, and then
they gonna call it five-star.
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Ain't nothin' like a funeral
to bring out the leeches.
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Right?
[laughing]
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Hey, I thought this was
close family and friends.
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No, no, more like
close phonies and freeloaders.
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Mama, break that shit
down to her.
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Okay, look here,
somebody in here
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is about to be the next CEO
of Thatcher Holdings,
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and that person's
gonna run the Fury.
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Now, see, that's Thomas.
That's the Colonel's brother.
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He like to mix brown
and white liquor for breakfast.
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Mm, now, see,
I got a grand on him
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that says he is next in line.
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I'll take that bet.
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The Colonel hated Thomas.
My money's on Beau.
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That firstborn got
a special place in the heart.
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We'll make it a hundred.
Mama's cash a little tight.
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Bet. All right,
Beau's too obvious,
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and too damn dumb-- nah.
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Colonel loved the Fury too much
for that move, Ma.
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Privilege is
a hell of a drug, baby.
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What if we both wrong?
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And it's Liza.
Colonel's little plaything.
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BOTH:
Oh...
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A woman taking advantage
of her benefits.
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I'll put a Benji on her.
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Okay. You know what,
if the sidepiece
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is getting a piece,
everything going to shit.
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Hell, it should've
been you, Malik.
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You damn right
it should've been.
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But whoever it is,
they need to help us
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end this strike,
and I mean fast, Mama.
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Mm-hmm-- damn,
people starting to leave.
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This is my last shot.
[hocking]
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[laughing]
Classy, Mama.
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Mm-hmm.
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[spits]
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Hello, Brittany, Jamison.
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I'm Sara Powell, general counsel
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-for Thatcher Holdings.
-Oh, nice to meet you.
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I was hoping to meet
with you two tomorrow,
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-say 11:00 a.m.?
-I'm sorry,
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-what's this regarding?
-I have a business matter
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to discuss-- concerning
the Colonel's wishes.
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Oh, sounds good,
we will see you at 11:00.
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Holy shit!
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Babe, we're in the will.
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♪
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REPORTER: We are here live,
where the players
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and the workers
of the Fighting Fury are
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currently on strike.
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Malik, how long can
the players hold out?
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Oh, as long as it takes, okay?
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The players are united.
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What exactly do players want?
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Well, read the bloody signs.
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All players, past and present,
deserve health care.
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My brother played high school
ball with Jamison here.
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Now, he supports us,
I support him.
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We're good mentally
and emotionally, you feel me?
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Owners, do the right thing.
The world is watching.
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If the players don't play,
the stadium staff don't work,
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-and our families don't eat.
-You hear that, owners?
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Hardworking folks are losing.
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We're gonna take care of you,
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because you're Fury family.
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- Let them play!
- ALL: Let them play!
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Let them play!
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-All right, see y'all tomorrow?
-Yeah-yeah, see you
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-at the crib, brother.
-Y'all be safe.
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-Yeah, for sure, you too, dawg.
-[sighing]
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All these folks jobless.
Concession workers,
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cleaning crew, security.
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As captains,
we should do something.
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Something like what?
Dawg, I just had my pool
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decontaminated
from the last damn party.
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Maybe give them
some cash or...
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Or we do something
that's more helpful, hmm?
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Maybe.
Like a fundraiser?
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Ooh, yes, a fundraiser.
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[laughing] Dope idea.
Glad I thought of it.
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Right, a place
where people can laugh,
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-drink, give generously.
-Yes, baby, count me in.
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Ooh, and maybe Raquel can sing.
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No can do, she's in New York
visiting her mum.
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But... I do have
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a comedian friend playing Vegas.
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Maybe he'll drop by,
tell a few jokes?
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Ooh, okay,
a little dry British humor?
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[laughs] Two blokes walk
into a bar for a pint?
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Quite the opposite, actually.
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He's what you Americans call
a chitlin circuit comic.
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Maybe you're familiar
with his catchphrase: "Boy,
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you done messed around
and got your bootyhole tight!"
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[laughing]
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Eh, it'll hit you later.
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[laughing]
No, it won't.
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Jamison, I'm not sure
if you're aware,
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but the Colonel took
great pride in your success.
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Not many people
know this, but...
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Ulysses always rooted
for the underdog.
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Uh, well, I--
I was very grateful to him.
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And, Brittany,
he shared with me
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how taken he was
with your Club EndZone pitch.
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He really admired
your passion.
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Well, my dad
always said he was
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the best owner in the league,
and I got to see it up close.
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Let's get to why we're here.
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The Fury family is set
to offer you both
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a tremendous opportunity;
now, Brittany,
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you're behind
that health campaign
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that helped turn
the public against
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- the owners, correct?
- Well, yes, but--
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We need that creativity
on our side.
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We want you to finish
what you started.
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We want you
to run Club EndZone
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with an ownership stake,
of course.
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Um, wow, uh,
you mean, like,
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for special events
and concerts and stuff.
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And games.
In a few days,
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the league will announce
that we are bringing in
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- replacement players.
- You mean scabs?
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I mean talented players
who want to play.
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And, Jamison, we want you
to be our offensive captain.
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We're offering you
a three-year extension,
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first-round money, and
a million-dollar signing bonus.
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To cross the picket line?
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I'm sorry, there's just
absolutely no way in hell
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- that w--
- I'll do it.
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What?
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I'll do it.
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- Don't look, Ma, please--
- I'm not looking, boy.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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- Okay.
- Okay, now turn right here.
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- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
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Ta-da!
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Mama, welcome
to the new headquarters
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- of my new CEO.
- Absolutely not.
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What? Come on now,
hear me out, please.
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- What?
- Look, look.
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This isn't
just about you, Mama.
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This is also about me.
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All right,
ever since Tee Tee left,
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nobody's looking after
my company's financials.
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You want me to fill a job
that was once held by Tee Tee?
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[scoffs]
Uh, yeah, well,
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Erika, just hit it, all right?
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She don't work for you.
She is my assistant.
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She go when I say go.
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- Okay, now you can go, Erika.
- ERIKA: Okay.
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Malik Wright Enterprises
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is seeking a savvy,
smart executive mom
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with an eye
for making paper.
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Some businesses are thriving.
Some sinking.
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Now that MWE is paying
for the Fury's strike fund,
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we need some more
of that Tasha
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pow-pow-pow, hi-yah!
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- Too much?
- Wait, say that part again.
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The part about some fool
using their own money
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- to pay a strike fund.
- See? Savvy.
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She's perfect, Malik.
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Girl, get your ass out of here.
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Okay, ass exiting.
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Okay, this is complicated,
all right?
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What happened
with the team is on me.
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Malik, this strike
could last for months.
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Okay? And it could kill
your bottom line.
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Yes, which is why I need you.
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And on top of that,
I gotta hold
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a fundraiser
for the stadium workers.
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Wait, was
the White Party expensive?
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For Oprah? No.
Okay, look, Malik,
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I don't know
what my next move is, okay,
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but it is not taking
a handout from my son.
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Isn't your next move,
after helping me,
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- to get your agency back?
- TMA is dead.
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I'm moving on, baby,
but this strike is
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very much alive, okay,
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and it could
just bleed you dry.
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Yes, it can, Mama.
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That's the reason
why I need you
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to be my new CEO.
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Come on, nice leather chair,
come on, sit down,
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Mama Mack,
and help your son
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find a company to liquidate.
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And not Phatty's.
Mm-mm, no.
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That's my firstborn,
can't go nowhere.
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And not 'Lik's Lingerie.
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Damn, she got me wrapped
around her fingers.
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Okay... okay,
look, I'll look
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at your business babies
and find the best one
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to strangle,
financially speaking.
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Yes, ma'am.
That's all I need.
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I love you, Mama, so much.
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- Mwah! Mm! Yes! Whoo!
- Okay, okay.
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00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,924
Uh-uh, wait,
and not Malik's Weed Emporium.
245
00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,360
I'm on my way there
right now.
246
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,624
Ooh! Wacky Tasha Macky.
247
00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,364
Wacky Tasha Macky,
I got you.
248
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,018
I got you, Mama, I got you.
249
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,548
JAMISON:
Baby, baby, look.
250
00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,201
You should actually
say yes, too.
251
00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,160
[laughing] I should...
I should just say yes.
252
00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,727
- Yes, you should.
- You don't think I want to
253
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,337
take over the club
that I created?
254
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,991
Well, then--
babe, do it then.
255
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,688
You said it yourself.
"I need to figure out
256
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,690
what's next for Brittany,"
and this right here
257
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,387
- is it.
- Sweetheart, I can't.
258
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,867
Okay? I can't.
259
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,521
Daddy would never
cross the picket line,
260
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,218
and Mommy would never let him,
261
00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,742
and, Jamison, I need you
to understand this, baby,
262
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,526
once the strike is over,
263
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,050
your teammates will never
take you back, ever.
264
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,139
- So what? So what?
- Just--
265
00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,401
Yes, I have been
on my own before,
266
00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,925
and this is no different.
267
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,709
Baby, we are talking
about your future.
268
00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:43,757
- Not any--
- My future is now, Brittany.
269
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,540
It is right now.
270
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,674
Look... in prison,
271
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,980
every day was
exactly the same for me,
272
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,330
from wake-up to work,
from work to lunch.
273
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,376
Dinner,
and then lights out.
274
00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:55,943
The dream of playing football
is the only thing
275
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,988
that got me through that.
276
00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,034
I just... don't think
277
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,731
I can be with someone
who would do this.
278
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,519
Well, I pray to God
that's not true.
279
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,925
[door opens, closes]
280
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,448
You find a company
to liquidate yet?
281
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,189
Your boy's got hand cramps
282
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,974
- making direct deposits.
- Malik's Memorabilia.
283
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,410
- The sports shop.
- Mm-hmm.
284
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,151
Ooh, yeah,
I bought that
285
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,066
when we first moved to Vegas.
[laughing]
286
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,721
The previous owner had
cute dimples on her buttcheeks.
287
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,548
- Well, it's in the red.
- From when I spanked her?
288
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,463
Boy!
Do you want my help or not?
289
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,422
Okay, okay, Mama, all right,
old habits die hard.
290
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,728
I'm sorry, all right,
what you got?
291
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,643
Now, here is
why Mama slays.
292
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,645
- Come on.
- Okay, you can auction off
293
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,124
all of the inventory
at the fundraiser,
294
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,952
and then save money
by having it here
295
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,302
- at the house.
- Mama, that's brilliant.
296
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,304
You found all that just by
looking at the spreadsheets?
297
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,437
Yep, and I also found this.
298
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,047
A list of women's names
299
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,614
with dollar amounts
attached to 'em.
300
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,964
LaQuana Thorpe,
what, a thousand dollars?
301
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,705
Ming Lee, $1,600.
302
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,273
Rosita Ramirez,
$2,050.
303
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,928
What in the United Nations
of Hush Money is this, boy?
304
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,886
Oh, I forgot
about that, mm-mm.
305
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,236
That ain't a list, Mama,
this is a lifelong goal.
306
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,935
- What's the last entry?
- Uh, Meisha Emerald.
307
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,067
$2,998.
308
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,156
No, Mama,
those ain't dollars.
309
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,810
- What?
- No, that's all the women
310
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,333
your son has pleasured.
311
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,642
Wait! So No Nut November,
I chilled.
312
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,253
So, that means
India Baroque was
313
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:31,908
2,999!
314
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:35,433
[gasping] One more smash
and I'm Mr. 3,000, Mama!
315
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,435
- Ooh.
- Whoo! [laughing]
316
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,742
Lord, you know what,
I done messed up with you.
317
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,570
But there is
still hope for Kai.
318
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,746
Ooh, and maybe
319
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,270
I can find Mrs. 3,000
at the fundraiser.
320
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,185
And when I get
my next smash,
321
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,709
I'm-a photograph that ass,
I'm-a sign it,
322
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,493
and we can
auction that off.
323
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,364
You know what, just when
I think you've grown up,
324
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,323
Tinker Bell just comes
and snatches your ass
325
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,846
right back to Neverland.
326
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,500
Ah, Tinker Bell.
327
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,676
Hmm, if I was a fairy,
I'd smash that, too.
328
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,156
Anyway, let me
get out of here.
329
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,854
I want to preserve
my list for posterity.
330
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,856
Mm! Love you, Mama!
331
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,860
♪ Everybody in this ...
gettin' tipsy...♪
332
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,949
Hello, can I help you?
333
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,473
Yes, I am Tasha Mack,
334
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,867
the not-CEO
of Malik Wright Enterprises
335
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,521
who unfortunately is here
336
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,045
to liquidate
Malik's Memorabilia.
337
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,960
Wow, well, I'm Delores,
338
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,570
the ten-year manager
of this store
339
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,137
who hopefully can
talk you out of it.
340
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,487
Mm, this ain't personal.
This is business.
341
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,055
It's personal to me.
342
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,840
I love this job.
343
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,667
Look, I was a new mom
when I started here,
344
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,713
I didn't know anything
about sports. Now?
345
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,846
I can tell you how much
Evander Holyfield's severed ear
346
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,065
- is worth on the black market.
- [laughing]
347
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,893
Look, I learned
the hard way
348
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:47,462
that there is life
after work. I think.
349
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,552
So... maybe this'll help you
find a new path.
350
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,384
- $600,000.
- What?
351
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,212
That's what the missing piece
of Holyfield's ear is worth.
352
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,475
- Uh...
- Look, Ms. Mack,
353
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,824
I know this shop.
354
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,347
And with a small
capital investment
355
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,914
and a larger
social media presence,
356
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,655
- I could save it.
- Okay, mother to mother,
357
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,439
I am doing this
for my son.
358
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,398
Now, I'm sure
you'll understand.
359
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,966
Now, we're having a fundraiser,
so I need you to pack up
360
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,056
everything and deliver it
to this address.
361
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,622
- Got it.
- Okay.
362
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,710
[door opens]
363
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,496
- Hello.
- Hey.
364
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,151
What can I get for this?
365
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,676
This is a 2019
Fury championship ring.
366
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,199
- Yeah.
- That overtime comeback
367
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,071
for St. Louis...
368
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,899
Colonel Ulysses S. Thatcher?!
369
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,335
Wait-- where the hell'd
you get this?
370
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,902
Treasure hunt.
371
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,468
Look, if you give me cash,
372
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,340
you can make up
the story.
373
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,865
- Get the cash.
- Randall,
374
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,519
I'm not happy
about selling shit either.
375
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,957
Man, listen, I pay you
to move my money around,
376
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,830
not to give me lip service about
covering the damn strike fund.
377
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,876
What you doing up here?
[snaps fingers]
378
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,270
Man, just hit me
when it's done, Randall, damn.
379
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,447
[sighs]
What's up, dawg?
380
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,753
- What's this?
- Uh, this month's rent.
381
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,320
Rent's covered
till the strike's over.
382
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,105
Strike or no strike,
I pay my bills.
383
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,584
Jamison, I ain't got time
to argue with you about this.
384
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,412
What's up with the strike fund?
385
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:11,676
Misunderstanding. I got it
covered, Snoop Dogg, damn.
386
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,722
[laughing] Why you ain't
apply for the funds?
387
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,376
You obviously need 'em.
388
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,856
I don't take money
I don't earn.
389
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,380
My mother felt the same way
about food stamps
390
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,208
till we had no choice, so...
391
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,775
Jamison, save that hero shit
for the field, brother.
392
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,908
Okay? That's what
your union dues are for.
393
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,518
- All right?
- Yeah.
394
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,564
- We a team, baby.
- What, you just gonna
395
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,305
- rip up my check?
- Yes, I'm gonna rip it up,
396
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,915
and I'm gonna put it
in your big-ass, ashy hands.
397
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,439
Yes, bro,
take that lunch money.
398
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,137
We family, brother.
399
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,444
- Thank you, Malik.
- Yeah-yeah.
400
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,578
♪ Yo, yo, yo, get the money,
get the, get the money♪
401
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:47,190
♪ Ooh-la-la-la-la-la, throw it,
throw it all on me, yeah♪
402
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,192
♪ Get the money,
get the, get the money♪
403
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,367
♪ Ooh-la-la-la-la-la...♪
404
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,456
One Mad Dog 20/20 martini
405
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,763
with a turkey bacon garnish.
406
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,156
Yes, sir.
407
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,853
Zeke, can I get you
anything else?
408
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,986
No, man--
look at this.
409
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,901
You guys have done
enough, man.
410
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,294
- Thanks for everything.
- No, my pleasure.
411
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,905
Hey, don't have
too many of those, okay?
412
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,689
- I will.
- All right.
413
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,172
I have got
to give it to you.
414
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,565
Fantastic idea
you had here, mate.
415
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,741
But why are
all the opening bids $3,000?
416
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:20,049
Well, the fundraiser
is for the workers.
417
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,138
But it's more of a covert op.
418
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,444
Dawg, you know
how Wilt Chamberlain slept
419
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,576
with, like, 20,000 women?
420
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,187
Your boy's been
making a list
421
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:30,059
and checking it twice.
Dawg, I'm one smash away
422
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,061
from being Mr. 3,000.
423
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,890
This is actually a list of
all the women you've slept with.
424
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,805
Yeah.
I made it myself.
425
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,546
- But it's not for auction.
- Thank God.
426
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,982
It's more
to commemorate the night.
427
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,636
Actually,
it's more of a...
428
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,246
scroll than a list.
429
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,770
So is toilet paper.
Remember, Malik,
430
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,685
the hunter
who collects 3,000 asses
431
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,470
will eventually be
stuck in shit.
432
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,080
Stuck in Shit!
433
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,952
- [laughing]
- Yeah.
434
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,693
That's gonna be the title
of my new comedy special.
435
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,522
Malik Wright,
this is R.J. James. R.J.
436
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,655
Ah, no introduction needed,
man, I've been following you
437
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,352
since... shit,
I've been following you
438
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,398
- a long time, man.
- Thanks, R.J.
439
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,313
Uh, w-would you
two gents please excuse me?
440
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,620
I think I may have just spotted
the lucky Mrs. 3,000.
441
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:13,015
Whoo! Oh, shit,
maybe even Mrs. 3,001.
442
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,148
No, you can't come.
443
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:18,629
Yo, um, what's all that
about, man?
444
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,935
You got time
for a funny story?
445
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,203
So, how goes it, figuring out
446
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,336
who's going
to take over the Fury?
447
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,815
Oh, it's working.
448
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,252
And all of
the wannabes are here.
449
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,254
The drunk, the brat,
and the ho
450
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,951
are gonna all bid
on the Colonel's ring
451
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,214
to save face,
but the new owner is
452
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,824
gonna bid the most,
because they're gonna
453
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,914
want to put the ring
in their trophy case.
454
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,742
BOTH:
Oh.
455
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,048
[laughter]
456
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,919
You know
that's ridiculous, right?
457
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,660
- Girl.
- Had to come see
458
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,793
how my daddy's ring
ended up on the auction block.
459
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,925
Oh, well,
I guess we're both lucky
460
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,971
it's here
instead of some pawnshop.
461
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,755
- You're welcome.
- You know, Ms. Mack,
462
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,888
as next in line
to run the Fury,
463
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,846
this ring belongs
on my finger.
464
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,805
Well, then, I suggest
you make a bid on it.
465
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,502
A big one.
466
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,330
Unless you want to go viral
for trying to steal it.
467
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,854
[phone chimes]
468
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,902
I'm sure you'll need
something one day, Ms. Mack.
469
00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:16,557
And when you come and ask,
470
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,385
I want you
to remember this moment.
471
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:21,431
Okay.
I will.
472
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,434
You can bet on it.
As long as you keep that betting
473
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,740
legal.
474
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,005
Yes.
475
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,533
At $9,000,
it's a steal.
476
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,013
Yeah? Why is that?
477
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,929
It's Jason Pitts.
478
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,931
Ten-time All-Pro,
three-time champ.
479
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,933
He led the league
in catches for five seasons,
480
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,848
and he just got elected
to the Hall of Fame.
481
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,503
[sighs] This jersey is
from his very last game.
482
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,113
And, if you look closely,
you can still see
483
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,203
- a few tearstains.
- [laughing]
484
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,293
So, you... you know
a lot about him, huh?
485
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,121
I know a lot
about every item here.
486
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,731
Oh, so this is your stuff?
487
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,472
I wish.
It's Malik's.
488
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,300
I just work for him--
and Tasha,
489
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,955
the not-CEO
of Malik Wright Enterprises.
490
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,131
Wait, Malik has enterprises?
491
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:13,135
[scoffs] I never knew.
I never knew.
492
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,963
So, how'd you get the job?
493
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,096
The original owner gave me
a shot, and I took it.
494
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,143
But unfortunately
all good things must end.
495
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,928
- Anyway, have fun.
- Thanks.
496
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,714
And, between us, your dad is
also pretty damn hot.
497
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,716
- Oh, my gosh.
- Facts are facts.
498
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:32,154
[laughter]
499
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,201
I have got my eye on the
autographed Ronnie Lott helmet.
500
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:38,160
What is Jamison Fields hoping to
add to the collection tonight?
501
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,597
Um, I haven't really
had a chance to--
502
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,425
I'm just pulling your leg.
I know the strike is
503
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,775
hard on rookies.
504
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,038
I also know
that the strike fund is
505
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,258
basically a lifeboat
with leaks, so,
506
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,173
if you need anything...
507
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,306
to get by.
508
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,046
Thank you, Garret.
509
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,354
Um, but I-- I'll be fine.
510
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,704
Okay.
511
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,706
Don't miss my boy R.J.
512
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,186
He's lethal.
513
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,405
So don't heckle.
514
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,189
Looking forward to it.
515
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,322
♪ You know just how we do...♪
516
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,324
And this is the bat
517
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,369
that the legendary
Bernie Mac used
518
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,979
in the film Mr. 3,000.
519
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:18,418
Huh? Now, 3,000,
that's such a beautiful,
520
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,377
round, whole number,
don't you think, ladies?
521
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,031
Excuse me,
give me one second.
522
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,641
Uh, Dr. Gwen,
523
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,687
I did not know
you were a sports fan.
524
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,516
My cousin's a collector.
He wanted company.
525
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,213
Had I known this was
your house, I would've
526
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,563
- said no a little louder.
- [laughing]
527
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,218
Always weird running
into clients in the wild.
528
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,046
Well, since you in the wild,
you might as well
529
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,135
get a little wild.
[growling]
530
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,702
I already gave back
the car, Malik,
531
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,269
don't make me bail on my cousin.
532
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,575
Okay, okay-okay, my bad,
well, since you're here,
533
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,186
you may as well have
a drink, hmm?
534
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,970
Isn't there
some doctor-patient code
535
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,841
that says you can't refuse
a client's hospitality?
536
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,408
Hmm?
537
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,454
All right, one drink.
538
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,238
One drink.
539
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,548
In addition,
there's a one-of-one
540
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:04,768
mint condition Deion Sanders
rookie card in the collection.
541
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,727
We also have the glove
Satchel Paige wore
542
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,555
in his very first
Negro league game
543
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,296
and, my personal favorite,
544
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,385
one of Pelé's cleats
from the World Cup.
545
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,517
They say the other one's
still in the referee's butt.
546
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,041
- [laughing]
- All right.
547
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,000
Psst, psst, hey.
548
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,307
So, the mistress
just outbid
549
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,787
the drunk brother
and Beau's bids combined.
550
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,007
What? So then,
if my theory holds true,
551
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,053
that means
the Colonel's successor is...
552
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,186
the concubine?
553
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,057
Hey, that's
some crazy-ass coochie.
554
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,668
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughing]
555
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,886
Rawr.
556
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,279
- No-- roof! Okay?
- [growls]
557
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,846
Okay, Erika, really.
558
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,587
- Sorry.
- Damn.
559
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,286
- [laughter]
- No-no-no, seriously.
560
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,680
I walked
into this big-ass house
561
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,378
and heard the spirit
of slaves yelling...
562
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,685
"We made it, massa!
563
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,035
"Hey, hey,
keep my 40 acres!
564
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,864
Whoo!
I want an elevator!"
565
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,605
Is that what we're doing now?
566
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,216
Are they selling elevators
to Black people, man?
567
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,087
Come on, what's next?
The elevator store
568
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,307
gonna take, what, EBT cards?
Right?
569
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,744
Hey, you know what? Shout-out
to my man Garret Evans.
570
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,311
Yeah, I see you over there, G.
571
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,008
But tell me,
how are you the only person
572
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,923
whose laugh has
an accent, man?
573
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,404
- [laughter]
- [haughty laughter]
574
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,711
I bet your fart got
an accent, too, that's right.
575
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,278
Yeah, I hear you, man.
576
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,584
- Hey, Aunt Tasha.
- Hey.
577
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:24,152
Hey, does Malik Wright
Enterprises have room
578
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:27,024
for a hard-working, beautiful,
well-dressed entrepreneur
579
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,940
who just pledged allegiance
to a not-CEO?
580
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,986
[chuckling]
Not sure.
581
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:34,336
Now, are you asking for a job,
or are you asking for advice?
582
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,469
'Cause I see you and Jamison
been giving each other
583
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,819
the stink-eye all night.
584
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,474
- Mm, you seen that?
- Mm-hmm.
585
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,258
The Fury offered me a job.
586
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,738
They want me
to run Club EndZone.
587
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,566
And you having
second thoughts?
588
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,045
Jamison thinks
I should do it,
589
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,178
but I'm Jason Pitts's daughter.
590
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:52,180
You know what I mean, like,
Pitts don't cross a line.
591
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:55,662
Oh, Brittany,
592
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,228
you're such a fool.
593
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,708
Just like
your bald-headed daddy,
594
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,493
who already crossed
the picket line.
595
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:01,885
Girl, he working
in management.
596
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,061
- Touché.
- Mm-hmm.
597
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,020
I guess, if you were me,
what would you do?
598
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,761
I'd get that paper.
599
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:11,112
Mm-hmm, I'd take a stand
even if it was unpopular.
600
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,940
So, I guess that means
you're gonna take a stand
601
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,507
and ask
for your agency back.
602
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,726
Oh, don't worry about me,
New School.
603
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,338
Tasha Mack gonna be all right,
you best believe that.
604
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,861
Facts.
605
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,776
Yeah.
606
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:25,822
And, of course, shout-out
to my boy Malik Wright,
607
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,520
the host of this
whole beautiful night.
608
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,304
Come on, clap for Malik, right?
609
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,480
Yeah, yeah, you see,
I don't know if y'all know,
610
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:32,960
but they are
actually selling
611
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,918
Malik Wright
used condoms right now
612
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,094
at the dollar store
for half price.
613
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:39,401
Malik's preferred pronouns
614
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,578
are dumb and dumber.
615
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:45,407
Right? I mean, he said--
Now, he said it, listen...
616
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:46,887
Oh, come on, you know
I'm just kidding, baby.
617
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,541
We go way back, right?
Way back.
618
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:51,065
Yeah, but you see, actually,
619
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:55,286
it is my ex-fiancée Keisha
and Malik that go way back.
620
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:58,464
You remember her, Malik?
Kei... No, what?
621
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,422
I'll remind you, I'm gonna jog
the little memory of yours.
622
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,685
You know?
Okay, let's go to the...
623
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,426
the scroll.
624
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,342
[imitating fanfare]
625
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,520
In fact, uh, let's see...
626
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:15,568
Well, it seems as though
your wacky theory has worked.
627
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:18,571
One person has outbid
everyone on several items.
628
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,573
Clutch your pearls,
'cause it's Ulysses S. Thatcher
629
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,313
- from the dead.
- What?
630
00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,533
How the hell is
the Colonel bidding from hell?
631
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:27,144
Who is donating
on behalf of the Colonel?
632
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,016
That woman over there.
She spent more money
633
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,321
than everyone combined.
634
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:31,888
And what'd she bid on the ring?
635
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,455
That's the one thing
she didn't bid on.
636
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,239
Beau got that.
637
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,024
TASHA:
Holy divorce settlement.
638
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:40,201
A lot of names right there,
let me see, in fact...
639
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,638
ch-ch-ch, ah,
there she is right there.
640
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:44,771
Keisha Clark.
641
00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,469
Now, you see,
while some of y'all
642
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,863
are here making deposits
to charities, right,
643
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,169
Malik Wright's
nasty ass is here,
644
00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:54,215
trying to make a deposit
in one of y'all.
645
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:57,044
This multi-chromosome-
missing bastard
646
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:59,089
literally keeps
a list of all the women
647
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,135
he's had sex with.
How long is it now, Malik?
648
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:03,267
About--
About this long?
649
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,095
[crowd oohing]
650
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,446
[laughter]
651
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,012
[clearing throat]
652
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,407
We should talk.
653
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,496
My work is done.
Thanks again
654
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,889
for the opportunity, Tasha.
655
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,760
Delores,
you made a 2,000% profit.
656
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,632
You ain't done--
I'm putting your ass to work.
657
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:21,677
Wait, I still have my job?
658
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:23,984
Yes, you do,
and what you need
659
00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,856
is that online presence
and monthly auctions.
660
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,032
Foot traffic, it ain't gonna
keep that business open.
661
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:31,600
You know,
for a "not-CEO,"
662
00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:33,689
you sure do have
great ideas and vision.
663
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,343
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you, Tasha.
664
00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,214
- Thank you.
- [laughing]
665
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,611
I thought
my ex Keisha was the one,
666
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:44,961
but your boy?
Your boy Malik Wright?
667
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,094
Malik Wright? Yeah.
668
00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:50,880
See, he thought
she was number 1,196.
669
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,579
Hey, congrats, Malik,
you did it, baby!
670
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,058
You done messed around
and got yourself
671
00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:57,539
a bootyhole tight, boy!
672
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,628
[laughing]
Hey, you know what? Hey.
673
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,978
Be careful, "sweet thing
who looks too classy
674
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,502
to be with a caveman,"
675
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,982
'cause, you see,
after Malik smashed my ex
676
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,810
and then wrecked my home,
677
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,465
then he dropped her like
she had syphilis or some shit.
678
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,120
Which she did!
And you know what?
679
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,643
That's when I found out
680
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,906
I'm allergic to penicillin
681
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,126
and nasty, dirty-ass
football players
682
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:21,302
who give the burn to my girl.
683
00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:22,782
Malik, it's just jokes.
684
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,784
Dawg, give me the mic.
685
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,002
Nah-nah-nah, I'm not giving
y'all-- Watch out, man.
686
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,830
R.J., give me the...
687
00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:29,615
[gasps]
688
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,879
Good night, Vegas.
689
00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,533
- Love you, baby.
- [audience murmurs]
690
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:37,144
[feedback squeals]
691
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:39,929
I'm having second thoughts
about crossing, Brit.
692
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,585
I mean, look around.
693
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,892
People are supporting
each other for a real cause.
694
00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:46,980
Mm-hmm.
695
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:49,635
You know, like... like family.
696
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,464
I don't know
if I can give this up.
697
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:55,031
Hey, no.
698
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:59,383
No, no-no...
you were right, okay?
699
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,298
You were right,
it's not every day
700
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,997
people get to follow
their dreams.
701
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,609
So... you should do this, J.
702
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:10,569
I mean, we should do this.
703
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,093
Together.
704
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:19,882
How are you feeling?
705
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:24,278
[chuckling]
Embarrassed, ashamed.
706
00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:27,150
Shallow, selfish, immature.
707
00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:28,935
Wounded, broken.
708
00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:31,154
[chuckling] Doc,
you can stop me at any time.
709
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:33,592
Uh, well, keeping a list
of 3,000 women
710
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,724
is all of those things,
711
00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:38,031
but tonight
I've seen you be
712
00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:40,076
philanthropic,
713
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,556
generous.
714
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,950
Selfless. And human.
715
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,648
You can stop me
at any time.
716
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,519
[laughing]
717
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,565
It's you, isn't it?
718
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,959
Yep. Looks like
I'm the big winner.
719
00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:54,874
Oh, yeah, I'd say that again.
720
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,311
- You're taking over the Fury.
- What makes you say that?
721
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,921
Because if I were
taking over the Fury,
722
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,575
I'd put my best foot forward
723
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,142
and support
the stadium workers.
724
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,665
So, I can assume
your contributions are
725
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,275
gonna be leaked
to the media tomorrow?
726
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,538
No, I'm just donating
to a worthy cause.
727
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,497
You see, the Colonel
told me about you.
728
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,369
He said, "Sara is
the best lawyer I know.
729
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,763
"So, even after the divorce,
I appointed her
730
00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:17,200
general counsel
of my most prized possession."
731
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,724
It's an unusual
working relationship,
732
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,160
I admit it,
but we stayed friends.
733
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,944
He adored you.
734
00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:24,555
He said yours was
a once-in-a-lifetime love.
735
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,296
But he loved
something else more.
736
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,211
The Fury.
Which is why
737
00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,996
you are
the only family member
738
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,085
who doesn't want
his championship ring.
739
00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,956
That ring destroyed
our marriage.
740
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,524
Maybe he hoped that
by owning the Fury,
741
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:39,396
it would help you understand
why he loved it so much.
742
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,703
Or maybe he wants
your forgiveness.
743
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:45,359
If not from you,
maybe from Satan.
744
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:46,969
Hmm.
745
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:50,625
In our darkest moments,
it's easy to focus on our flaws.
746
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,627
All 3,000 of them.
747
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,934
[chuckling]
748
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,371
That's a sick burn.
749
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,068
I'm-a get billed
for this, ain't I?
750
00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,767
Double.
Can't give it away for free.
751
00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:05,335
Just remember:
752
00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:08,164
from darkness
often comes light.
753
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,079
You brought light
to a lot of people
754
00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:11,646
with this event.
755
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,868
In another session,
we'll dig into
756
00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:18,174
why this list was
so important to you.
757
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,438
Okay.
758
00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,882
ALL [chanting]:
3,000! 3,000!
759
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,884
MALIK:
No, no, no!
760
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,755
ALL:
3,000!
761
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,975
Did I do it wrong?
You said that when you come out,
762
00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:39,021
- that you wanted--
- No, no, it's not like that.
763
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,631
This is my therapist, damn it.
764
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,459
She's not a number.
765
00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:44,635
No-- we didn't smash.
766
00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,942
She's not Ms. 3,000.
Dr. Gwen.
767
00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,422
Damn it.
768
00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,467
We didn't smash.
Dr. Gwen!
769
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,035
Ulysses said
you were smart.
770
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,821
- Mm-hmm.
- He was really fond of you.
771
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:58,084
Hmm, well, so fond
that he stole my company,
772
00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,607
which doesn't make me
too smart.
773
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,304
Well, smart enough
to be the only one
774
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:03,611
- to figure most of this out.
- Most of it?
775
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:05,569
Okay, now,
spill the tea, girl.
776
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:07,571
I'm taking the reins
of Thatcher Holdings.
777
00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:10,270
I will run that corporation,
but I'm not running the team.
778
00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:12,272
Now, I take it that
Beau doesn't know anything
779
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,969
- about this arrangement.
- After the strike,
780
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,971
I will find someone worthy
of running the Fury.
781
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:17,712
And I trust
you'll keep this confidential
782
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,366
until after
the official announcement.
783
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:22,630
Mm-hmm, okay, now, look,
a couple of young lovers
784
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,284
inspired me
to throw a Hail Mary,
785
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:27,243
so any chance of me
getting my agency back?
786
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,550
I'm sorry, Tasha.
TMA is in a blind trust
787
00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:30,856
that I don't control.
788
00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:32,379
Okay, well,
can you at least
789
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:33,815
get the owners
to end this strike, girl?
790
00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,295
Everybody is losing.
791
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:36,905
- I'm working on it.
- Okay.
792
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,429
- Nice meeting you, Tasha.
- You, too, girl.
793
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,824
- [sighing]
- Malik,
794
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,826
tonight just made me
reevaluate things.
795
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,786
You, too? Mama, tonight has
been a doozy for your boy.
796
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,571
Give me a few days
to consider being your CEO.
797
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:52,399
I'm-a finish your books,
and if there ain't
798
00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:54,270
- no more list of hos...
- [chuckling]
799
00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:56,011
I might come on board
temporarily.
800
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,491
Aah, thank you, Mama!
801
00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,580
- All right.
- Oh, I love you so much.
802
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,190
- Mm-kay.
- Thank you, thank you.
803
00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,757
And listen, I've been
doing some thinking, too,
804
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,628
Mom, and...
I really want
805
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:06,108
you and Kai
to move in with me.
806
00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:07,631
With all this strike mess
that's happening,
807
00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,720
I really need my family
around me, Mama.
808
00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:12,332
Okay, I got your back,
baby, all right?
809
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,855
But you know the league,
810
00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:16,118
they might be
running out of moves.
811
00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:19,643
I mean, I'm happy that
you want to do this, I think.
812
00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,732
- [laughing]
- What changed your mind?
813
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:22,951
You.
814
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,302
You make me want
to follow my dreams.
815
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,870
- So I'm gonna follow mine.
- Mm-hmm.
816
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:31,264
You're gonna follow yours.
817
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,918
It's gonna be us
against the world.
818
00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:35,181
Ride or die.
Till the wheels fall off.
819
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,618
- Yes, ma'am.
- [phones chiming]
820
00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:39,663
ANNOUNCER:
You've got a Sports Take Break.
821
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:41,535
You've got
a Sports Take Break.
822
00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,842
REPORTER:
Breaking news. And this is big.
823
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,452
Pro football owners
are bringing in
824
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:47,019
replacement players immediately.
825
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:49,108
What?! Malik,
do you know about this?
826
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,066
No, no, dawg,
this is news to me.
827
00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:53,634
It's also been confirmed
at least one union member is
828
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:55,854
crossing the picket line:
Fighting Fury
829
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,856
rookie running back
Jamison Fields.
830
00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,770
What?!
831
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:02,817
We got word he's already come
to terms with the team.
832
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,865
Well... looks like
the wheels just fell off.
833
00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:11,465
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