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doesn't anybody want
to ask me how I'm feeling?
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Well, of course.
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Eric, ask your mother
how she's feeling.
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How are you feeling, mom?
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Unneeded, unnecessary
and unloved.
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Oh, you set me up.
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Well, there's no one
for me to take care of.
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Steven's off with his dad,
you're...
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busy with your silly
not-working projects, and...
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we haven't heard from laurie
since she moved to canada.
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Where bottomless
dancing is legal.
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Cheer up, kitty. You'll always
have me to take care of.
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Oh, the way you eat,
you'll be dead long before me.
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- You're the one that puts bacon on everything.
- I do not.
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- Last week you put bacon on ham.
- Fine.
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Everything's my fault.
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Man, I can't wait
to be married.
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All right, fine.
Look, we could talk all day,
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but I see one little fella that
still needs your attention.
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We still have schotzie?
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I thought he ran away.
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No, he's been hiding
underneath the house.
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For a year?
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Poor little fella.
He's afraid of the garden hose.
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Look, mom, maybe you should stop worrying about
everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself.
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Maybe you should find something
to enrich your life.
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Oh, may I suggest
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the teachings of the jedi?
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And may I suggest
the footing of your ass?
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this is not the ass
you're looking for.
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See, now you don't know
what to do.
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You guys, yesterday at the salon
I gave a shampoo to tina simpson.
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And you know what?
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She has a lumpy head.
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Oh, gross. I made out with her
in the tenth grade.
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If I'd have known she had a lumpy head,
I would have felt around up there.
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Well, I mean, it's gross,
but you want to feel it, right?
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You guys, listen to this ad.
"Do you like to draw?"
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Well, I have been known to trace my
hand and turn it into a turkey.
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"If so, have your artistic ability evaluated
"by the cartoon academy of fort lauderdale."
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Ooh. I think picasso
went there.
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All I have to do is send in my
drawing of sanchez the turtle
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and a money order for $19.95. 20 bucks to
get judged by a panel of cartoon experts?
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I'd pay twice that.
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Steven, you cannot go to your first day
at your dad's company dressed like that.
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You're working there,
not digging a ditch to there.
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Jackie, he owns a chain
of record stores.
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This is the official uniform
of rock 'n' roll.
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I'm dressed to jam.
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I agree with jackie.
You clean up so nice.
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Let the world see what I see.
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I'm sorry. I'm drawing sanchez the turtle.
I made a little bubble where he's saying,
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"what's the hurry, guys?"
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Watch your back,
"doonesbury."
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- All right, steven, you know, I really think you--
- Lay off, okay? I'm dressed fine.
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Really?
What's the job?
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Are they looking
for an entry-level hobo?
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Actually, I'm hoping to get to listen to the
records and pick which ones the stores carry.
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In which case,
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bye-bye, andy gibb.
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What do you have against
good-looking guys?
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We're just like you,
except for much better-looking.
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You know what you should do?
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Bring back swing music.
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Hey, sue me. I like a song
I can throw a lady around to.
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here's where
you'll be working, son.
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Well, it's pretty grim.
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So is this where we interrogate
the political prisoners?
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So, um,
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- where's all the records at?
- Right here.
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These papers are the sales records for all
of our stores in the greater tri-county area.
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These aren't the kind of papers
I thought I'd be working with.
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I thought they'd be smaller and
wrapped around something illegal.
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Look, I don't wanna bum you out, but
we kind of have a dress code here.
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You're dressed pretty casual.
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Yeah, but this is silk.
You couldn't pull it off.
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Steven, I love your closet.
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Where's your office?
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Did you follow me here?
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And you never even saw me.
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See, the trick is, is to stay two
cars behind and one to the left.
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Oh, here. I brought you
a very special lunch,
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and it's wrapped
in a suit and tie.
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Wear it.
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A suit? See,
she has the right idea.
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Well, I told him
to dress nicer.
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But he's poor,
and that's your fault.
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Steven,
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we're gonna be evaluating
store profits from last quarter,
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so your job is to go through these records and
to underline every instance of the word "credit."
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That's what I'm gonna be doing
my whole first day?
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First day? Ha!
It'll take you a week.
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Well, if you get bored,
do what I do--play golf.
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I don't play golf.
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Good.
You can't leave anyway.
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What exactly
are they doing?
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I'm not sure.
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I think it's like a karate
that kills you with jiggle.
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And that's
how you do tai chi.
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Are you boys
ready to try?
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No, I think we need to watch
you two do it a little bit more.
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They're not trying
to learn, mom.
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Otherwise they wouldn't have
brought lawn chairs and fudgesicles.
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Kelso, I thought you were gonna start respecting
women now that you have a daughter.
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I am, but you two
are grandfathered in.
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I really don't see
what the big deal is, bob.
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We brought this tray over
to you full of cookies.
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You should have brought it back full
of cookies. That's all I'm saying.
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- What are you two doing?
- It's tai chi.
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It's an ancient form
of exercise and meditation.
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It originated in the far east
in a place called los angeles.
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- Seems really interesting. Can I try?
- Sure.
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I'd stay out here and try it with you,
but I'd rather go inside and eat.
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So the key is to relax
and find your inner peace.
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Seems a little exotic,
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but if this tai chi is half as good as a
mai tai, I'm sure I'm gonna love it.
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You're the new guy, huh?
I'm dennis.
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I'm hyde.
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Mondays, huh?
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I guess.
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Well, you picked a good week to start.
We just got a new copy machine.
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It's already broken.
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I'm really unhappy.
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Okay.
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Donna was right. I do need
to start respecting women,
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so I decided to donate my entire
"playboy" collection to the needy.
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Here you go, fez.
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You're giving fez a box
full of nudie magazines?
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That's like giving a monkey
a loaded gun.
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No, it's not.
A monkey with a loaded gun
can hurt a lot of people.
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I can only hurt myself.
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But a monkey with a loaded gun
would be an awesome tv show.
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Everybody would be, like, "aw, don't
worry. It's just a monkey,"and then bam!
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Thanks for taking me
to get my tai chi supplies.
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What was that wonderful
store called again?
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Point place meditation supply
and dried fruit depot.
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00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:08,700
Well, that is so clever.
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00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,020
Really?
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Wow. Your clever threshold's
really low.
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This colors a lot of the compliments
that you've given me.
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I just love my new buddy.
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I think it's called
a buddha.
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No, that is not even a word.
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Next you'll tell me butter
is called "booder."
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What's going on back here?
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Hey, look!
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You got a thing of me.
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I am making this space
my tai chi area.
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So you're gonna be
out here,
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and I'll be in there
alone?
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I love tai chi.
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Eric, I got a job for you.
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Go grab some cement
and secure that...
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bob statue.
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Okay, if that's a job,
then how much does that pay?
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It pays my foot
not going in your ass.
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So it's on credit then.
Good.
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Hey, donna, look!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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I can't tell you how good it makes me
feel to look in here and see my own son.
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How's it going?
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00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:25,140
Well, I'm kind of glad
there's not a window in here.
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Probably would have
jumped out of it.
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Ah, you kids
with your suicide jokes.
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finally finished.
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Bad news, hyde.
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Sales decided it would be more efficient to whiteout
the credits and underline the debits instead.
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But...
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but...
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but I underlined credits.
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If you're interested,
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I have some stuff that can
help you get through the day.
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Oh, I'm interested.
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Cool.
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Wait.
What are you talking aut?
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What are you talking about?
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What are you talking about?
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00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,300
What are you talking about?
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Licorice.
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Get out of my office!
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"Today is the first day
of the rest of your life."
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and finished.
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Eric, this looks
nothing like me.
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Oh, I wasn't drawing you. I just
wanted you to shut up for a little while.
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steven! How was
your first day at work?
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00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:10,940
Damn, jackie, can't I sit down and
have a beer before you start in on me?
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Sorry.
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It's the store in skokie. The
numbers just don't add up.
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00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:21,140
Hey, have you guys seen fez? He was supposed
to meet me at the hub an hour ago.
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00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,980
Where's the last place
you saw him?
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Down in the basement
with a box full of "playboys."
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Oh, my god. I'll get
the first-aid kit.
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We're too late.
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He suffered
a massive horny attack.
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We're gonna need some gatorade
and a couple of ice packs.
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Back off! They're mine!
They're all mine!
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Fez,
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we're here to help you.
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00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:56,980
You need to stop, 'cause people
gotta sit on this couch.
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00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:01,460
Okay, I say we put him and
the couch out on the curb.
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00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,660
No.
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00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,900
Look, fez...
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there's a reason that these
magazines only come once a month.
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You have to pace yourself.
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00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,300
Do something else besides
look at pornography.
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What kind of a life
is that?
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By the way,
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any plans you had with me,
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they're now off...
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until further notice.
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I'm having trouble
concentrating.
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me too.
That dog is loud.
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What dog?
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Please stop barking, schotzie.
Mommy's doing her tai chi.
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it's not very considerate to bark during
mommy's quiet time, schotzie.
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shut your freakin' trap!
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This is so soothing.
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So, Steven, you're
first day at work.
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I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna be working there.
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I was getting a cup
of coffee, today..
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This guy walks up to me and says,
"workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
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I threw my powdered
milk at him.
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See, that's what I'm looking forward
to about being an artist--
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loving my job. And don't get
me wrong. It can be torture
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waiting for inspiration to strike,
but it's nice, because
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that gives me
time to go bowling.
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Did you secure
that statue of bob yet?
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I didn't,
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but I could give you an artist's
rendering of what that might look like.
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You're gonna end up
selling women's shoes.
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I don't know
if I can hack it,
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working in an office.
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My tolerance for following
directions is really low.
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00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:09,340
Which is ironic, because your
tolerance for other things is really high.
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00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:13,540
Steven, everybody goes
through the same thing,
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but the misery that you feel now will eventually be broken up
by stretches of time where you will feel that you're happy.
237
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,860
Of course, you're not happy.
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00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:28,700
You're just too numb from your
hellish life to feel the pain.
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00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,740
How was your day, red?
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00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,260
Pretty good, actually.
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00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,220
Hey, W.B., You got a sec?
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Steven, I heard
what happened yesterday.
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Perhaps I should have been more clear
about our milk-throwing policy.
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Look, man,
245
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I don't think
I can work here anymore.
246
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,860
Well, why not?
247
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I just... I don't
belong here.
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Dennis?
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Tuesdays, huh?
250
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,540
Get outta here!
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- Look, I can't let you quit on me.
- You don't know me that well.
252
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I've quit on a lot of people.
253
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,420
No, I mean
I won't let you quit.
254
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You could have a really great future, but you
need somebody to help you get started.
255
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:27,500
I wasn't there for you when you were
growing up, so I want to do this.
256
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,620
Yeah, but a job?
Can't you just, like,
257
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buy me a stereo?
258
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:37,180
You're the boss' son. You really
don't have to work that hard.
259
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,660
All right.
I'll give it a week.
260
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:44,340
But what am I supposed to do
with all those sales reports?
261
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Just give 'em to dennis.
That's what I do.
262
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Fez, are you okay?
263
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:09,660
I haven't seen you look this awful since you
found out candyland's not a real country.
264
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It's the bunnies, man.
265
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I haven't slept in a week.
266
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It's only been one day.
267
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Fez, why would you
do this to yourself?
268
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'Cause he can't get
anybody else to do it for him.
269
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I don't have the willpower
to keep these magazines, kelso.
270
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I'm just a boy.
271
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Well, I'd take 'em
off your hands, but
272
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I don't want to actually
touch your hands.
273
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Okay, buddy.
274
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I think you're better off. Just
hand the magazines over to me.
275
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All right.
Fez, you're not letting go.
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Oh. Sorry.
277
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You're still holding on.
278
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Look, a robot!
279
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Man, you fall
for that every time.
280
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:23,260
Yeah? Well, one day,
there's gonna be a robot,
281
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and all you suckers
are gonna miss it.
282
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red, why are you out here?
283
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,980
I thought you were so excited
to have the house to yourself.
284
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I got lonely.
285
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,340
I don't believe it.
286
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They think I have "no artistic talent." You know, I'm beginning
to suspect that the cartoon academy of fort lauderdale
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isn't that legitimate.
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00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,500
okay. All right.
Schotzie,
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00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,860
it's time for you to have some
quiet time behind the wall.
290
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,660
Well, I guess it's back
to hand turkeys for me.
291
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:06,420
I don't know what that means,
but don't do it around here.
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schotzie?
293
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:21,100
You know, that statue was
supposed to bring you peace...
294
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and in a way, it did.
295
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Loving my job now, men.
296
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,680
Being the boss' son means never having to
say, "you'll have it by the end of the day."
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00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,960
Guys, fez is really overdoing it
with the "playboys."
298
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This isn't like the time he ate a case of mars bars,
either. They can't pump your stomach for porn.
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I'm not so much worried about fez as
I am schotzie. He goes on the attack
300
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every time he sees
that buddha statue.
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And, weirdly, bob.
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