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RAINFALL OUTSIDE
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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THUNDER CRASHES
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Hup!
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Hup! Hup! Hup!
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HE GROANS
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KNOCK AT THE DOOR
Yes?
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What?
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Hey!
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Hops! Hops!
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Hops!
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SHE SCREAMS
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THEY LAUGH
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Joseph!
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Joseph! My God!
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Look at you!
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Joseph!
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We were expecting Mama.
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I persuaded her to
let me come instead.
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Even Ma could see this situation
requires a delicate touch.
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So she sent you?
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Oh!
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A butterfly appears to be trapped
in your ridiculous hairdo. Stop it!
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Stop it!
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I won't take lessons in style from
a man with holes on his elbows.
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What are you wearing?
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I always travel
as Count Falkenstein.
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You know how I hate
to attract attention.
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And besides, an Emperor only
sees what he's shown.
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Count Falkenstein sees the world
with his own eyes.
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What does he observe
when he looks at me?
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Your Queen's about to
lose her crown.
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You have to make an appointment.
To visit my brother in law?
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Don't be absurd.
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Which way for the King?
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That way. You can't just turn up.
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Even I need permission to see him.
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My God. No wonder
you haven't produced an heir.
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This is an Austrian ploy to seize
the advantage in our negotiations.
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Not at all.
A visit from Vienna was expected.
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By the Empress.
And not until next month.
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Count Falkenstein thinks
he's caught me napping.
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I'm always ready, Mercy.
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Are you?
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No!
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We don't knock. Excellent!
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We tap.
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Toinette.
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Stay.
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Welcome to Versailles, sire.
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May I present Count Maurepas,
the King's mentor?
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Excuse us, gentlemen.
Family business.
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DOOR SLAMS
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Joseph. This one's big brother.
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I am wet. It was pissing down
all the way from Vienna.
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Look at you.
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We are cut from the same cloth.
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Toinette, come and join us.
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Come.
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Now, what's all this nonsense
about a divorce?
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Isn't it time for you
to kiss and make up?
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It's too late for that.
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Who is that Count Falkenstein?
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He's the co-emperor of Austria.
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Her brother?
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Why doesn't he use his own title?
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He prefers to travel incognito to
avoid the fuss of state visits.
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Isn't fuss the whole point?
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The point is to settle his sister's
divorce and send her packing.
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Hmm!
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May I present my family? No.
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Let me guess.
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Please don't.
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Dignity.
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Elegance.
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Luminosity. Oh, wow.
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Your portraits do not deceive,
mesdames.
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Hmm.
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Ha! And here is the distinctive
plumage of a bon viveur.
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Your reputation goes before you.
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Monseigneur.
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You've done your homework.
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Always.
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And for my finale,
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I hesitate.
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I'm certain...
Oh, but then I detect...
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Oh...
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Oh. The unmistakable aroma
of a crisp young Savoy.
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And the full-bodied opulence
of a Comte de Provence.
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Madame.
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Monsieur?
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Hmm.
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Well...
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I hope you will join us
in Paris this evening.
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Your musical maestro...
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Saint-Georges? Mmm.
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Saint-Georges is conducting
his new opera.
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Toinette.
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Oh...
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How can we put a stop to this?
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We must face reality, sire.
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Seven years and
the marriage remains childless.
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Even the Pope agrees
that an annulment is fair.
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Fine.
Start the divorce negotiations.
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But spin them out.
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Buy me some time to talk sense into
that dullard and my little sister.
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To the opera!
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Towel?
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Oh, for God's sake, give me that.
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Habsburgs. They're a cunning breed.
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The Emperor may play
the touchy-feely family man,
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but all he cares about
is expanding his empire.
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He won't rest until
he's occupied the whole of Europe.
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This is where he's heading next.
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Bavaria?
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SHE SINGS
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The libretto is woeful,
but the score is sublime.
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Mozart is right to be sensitive.
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Your chap is the bee's knees.
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I was about to appoint him
my music master,
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until Provence banished him
from Versailles.
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Your brother in law is a stuffed
shirt, and his wife is terrifying.
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Welcome to my life.
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So tell me, what's going on
with you and Louis?
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Does he repulse you, beat you,
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prefer his own sex?
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We don't get along.
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Do you want a divorce?
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What I want is irrelevant.
Not to me.
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Louis has made up his mind.
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So what? Are you going to accept his
decision and run back home to Mama?
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I don't have a choice.
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Brilliant.
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My God. Paris worships you.
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You have something here, Toinette.
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Fight for it.
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I don't know how to.
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That's why I'm here.
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There are some things
even you can't fix, Joseph.
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Don't you believe it.
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You were marvellous! Wonderful.
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Hey! Are you all right?
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What do you think you're doing?
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Misfire.
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Attempted regicide, more like.
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You need an heir, and quickly.
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DUCK CALL
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Got it. This one's mine.
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You're a good shot.
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Shooting is simple
for sporting men like us.
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Shooting your seed,
that's more difficult.
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Seed?
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If you want my advice,
go for volume.
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Volume? Volume!
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You need to be on my sister
day and night.
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Shoot, reload, shoot, reload.
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Wham, bam. Thank you, ma'am!
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She doesn't want me
anywhere near her.
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Oh.
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Shall we talk to her?
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I have nothing to say.
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I will speak for you.
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Where's the Emperor?
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He's engaged on other business.
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What's more important than
settling his sister's divorce?
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He didn't say.
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What's the point in doing this?
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It's over.
There's nothing to be done about it.
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If your brother says
he can help you, let him try.
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Louis may change his mind.
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Maurepas won't let him.
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You know what? I will miss you
when I go back to Vienna.
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You are going nowhere, Antoinette.
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Fine.
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Ah. Marriage.
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Marriage, marriage, marriage.
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Aren't we here
to discuss our divorce?
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No, no. Let the pen-pushers
toil over your divorce.
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If the same effort had been
put into your marriage,
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we wouldn't be sitting here now.
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Well?
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Can you honestly say
you have tried everything?
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I think we both... No, no.
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Not you.
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You.
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Do you make an effort
with your husband?
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Show him affection?
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Entertain him?
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Take an interest in his hobbies?
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Does he do
any of those things with me?
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Men have more important matters
to think about.
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Isn't a woman important?
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Of course. She is her husband's
helpmate, his consolation.
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She is his shelter, not a storm.
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What if he is her storm?
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Then she will draw on her reserves
of feminine good temper
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that make a wife blind
to his faults.
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You know what?
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I must be a queer,
crazy kind of wife.
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Because when I look at men, I see...
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No, no. Nothing but their faults.
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Toinette...
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Their pomposity. Sit down.
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Their unwarranted,
self-satisfied smugness,
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their clumsiness, their obsessions,
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their inability to show a modicum of
love or tenderness to their wives.
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You go too far, Toinette.
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Yes, you're right.
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It's a fault of mine.
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It seems I have many, the greatest,
greatest of which was my stupidity
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to have been born a woman.
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I should have been a clock,
or a lock, or a horse.
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Then...
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SHE WHINNIES
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Stop it.
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..perhaps he would have
taken an interest in me.
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That's all my fault...
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All your fault.
That women are not important.
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We don't even interest you.
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If only I had a baby to play with.
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Everyone is watching my stomach,
looking for a sign.
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Give me a child and
I'll never trouble you again.
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SHE CRIES OUT, MUFFLED
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SHE YELLS
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Apologise.
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What for?
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For being an ugly, unfuckable bitch.
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HE GRUNTS
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Oh!
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HE WHIMPERS
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Stop! Stop!
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Apologise.
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Apologise!
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I'm sorry.
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I could be as lovely
as Helen of Troy,
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but you still
wouldn't want to fuck me!
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HE GASPS
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What lessons in marriage from
a man who's buried two wives?
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What pearls of wisdom
can he possibly impart?
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Who knows? But he has made things
a thousand times worse.
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Keep up the good work.
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It's all leverage for the divorce.
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What happened? To his wives?
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The first one fell in love
with his sister.
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She expired of unrequited love.
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And then the second one
was so neglected
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that she prayed for smallpox.
And got it.
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You should consider
your future, Yolande.
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When she goes,
you'll be knocked off your perch.
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Then you'll have to find some other
way to support those men of yours.
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There you are.
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Rumour has it that
you are about to get divorced.
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To my enemies,
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who can't wait to celebrate.
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To you,
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the only member of my French family
who actually likes me.
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You're mistaken.
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I merely tolerate you.
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When a ship is sinking,
its flags keep flying.
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Don't give your enemies the
satisfaction of knowing they've won.
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They'll know when
I disappear beneath the waves.
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You'll drown in the end, my love.
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Now, the trick is to go down...
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..in style.
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Come on.
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CROWD LAUGHS AND CHEERS
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Some more champagne, please!
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Hmm.
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00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,000
You came.
270
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,760
You said that you could help.
271
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,480
Oh, yes, yes indeed. Come in.
272
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,760
Where is she?
273
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,680
She's on her way. I'll speed her
along. Sit down. Sit down.
274
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,960
CHAT AND LAUGHTER
275
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,240
SHE SHOUTS
276
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,400
CHEERING
277
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,920
Again! Again!
278
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,640
Why don't you join us?
279
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,840
Move.
280
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,760
SHE SHRIEKS
281
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,400
My brother Joseph, ladies
and gentlemen! Come here!
282
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,400
SHE WHOOPS
283
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,760
Come here!
284
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,760
How dare you humiliate me?
285
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,760
How dare you humiliate the King?
286
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,240
Go in.
287
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,920
SHE LAUGHS
288
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:17,920
Well, I can hardly
humiliate someone who isn't here.
289
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,000
You know the problem
with gamblers, Toinette?
290
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,440
You think your luck
will never run out.
291
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,520
Austria agrees to return
all of the late Dauphin's jewels.
292
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,320
France agrees to return the Queen's
dowry, minus her gambling debts.
293
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,240
Austria will not accept
any deductions.
294
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,640
France notes that the Empress
has tightened her grip
295
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,760
around her ambassador's balls.
296
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,600
I'd rather be manhandled
by a powerful woman than
297
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,040
sit in the lap of a mute man-child.
298
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,440
That's one thing the Queen won't
miss when she returns to Vienna.
299
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,520
Oh, you don't seriously think
we'll be sending her home?
300
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,760
A prisoner of state.
301
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,760
You will remain in France.
302
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,760
But be deprived of your liberty.
303
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,760
In jail? Yes.
304
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,800
No.
305
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,760
Appropriate accommodation
will be found.
306
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,760
I just don't want to go home.
307
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,760
Why can't I go home?
308
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:39,160
Maurepas considers you
a security risk.
309
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,360
You know too much, Toinette.
310
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,480
I know nothing!
311
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,480
What will become of me?
312
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,760
This is a distraction.
313
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,360
There's no need for you to go there.
I want to see it.
314
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,520
DOOR LOCKS
315
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,440
DOVE COOS
316
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,360
Shall we conclude the negotiations?
317
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,920
Later?
318
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,960
Dear God, what do you do at night?
319
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,640
Cross stitch?
320
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,840
Speak to me!
321
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,320
It hurts.
322
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,520
It hurts when he enters me.
323
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,080
Oh.
324
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,000
Oh. Well, that's perfectly normal
when sexual relations begin.
325
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,240
Do you arouse her?
326
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,000
Yolande says...
327
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,760
..he's clueless.
328
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,560
You have screwed other women, right?
329
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,200
Oh.
330
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,760
Well... You must practise with
someone who knows what she's doing.
331
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,760
A prostitute?
332
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:10,400
Why not? A husband does not stray
if he loves his wife.
333
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,760
Isn't it the custom for the King
of France to have a mistress?
334
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,520
Look at your grandfather.
My father didn't betray my mother and I won't betray my wife.
335
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,560
The instructional items
you requested, sire.
336
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,640
Thank you.
337
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,760
Your investigation...
338
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,120
Has there been any progress?
339
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:51,080
White doves no longer flutter
around the corridors of Versailles.
340
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,760
I have hunted them into extinction.
341
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,720
And the perpetrator?
Have you hunted him down?
342
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,760
He has fled.
343
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,760
And taken his venomous pen with him.
344
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,040
I expect you to find him,
Beaumarchais.
345
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,840
I'm on the case, sire.
346
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,480
DOOR CLOSES
347
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,160
May I come in?
348
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,760
Yes.
349
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,080
Yes, of course.
350
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,120
DOOR CLOSES
351
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,600
Well...
352
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,760
You said a man who loves his wife
doesn't stray.
353
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,520
Louis, this man...
354
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,360
The one who loves his wife,
is that you?
355
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,040
Who else would it be?
356
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,600
So you do love me?
357
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,040
I have expressed my feelings
in my own way.
358
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,080
Which I deeply regret.
359
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,920
And so have you.
360
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:30,000
I could have behaved...better.
361
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,800
So could I.
362
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,560
I am sorry for what I did.
363
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,080
No, you can't open that.
364
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,760
You can't open that, please.
No? Why not?
365
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,560
Back to me now. What?
366
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,320
What is it?
367
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,760
It's nothing.
368
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,960
Let me see it.
369
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,280
I'm sorry but...
370
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,840
Why won't you show that to me?
371
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,560
Hmm?
372
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,360
What's in it?
373
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,040
Nothing.
374
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,800
Come on, let me see it.
375
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,280
Let me see it.
376
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,200
Oh...
377
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:52,720
Joseph is right.
You should learn from another woman.
378
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,440
No, I don't...
379
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,760
It's our only chance.
380
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,640
LAUGHTER
381
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,240
You're besotted with her.
382
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,880
She's my friend.
383
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,880
The Queen of France
doesn't have friends.
384
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,120
You're surrounded by parasites,
385
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,760
and she is the biggest louse
of them all.
386
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,760
Look at her. She's having fun.
387
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,760
She's debauched, and
she's related to Maurepas.
388
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,280
You shouldn't be discussing
your private life with her.
389
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,040
That's not what I'm saying.
Watch out, please.
390
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,280
Good shot!
391
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,760
Thank you, Joseph.
392
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,320
Perfection!
393
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,040
Sycophant.
394
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,360
It's called strategy.
Try it sometime.
395
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,480
Start by ditching de Polignac.
396
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,360
Then what?
397
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,760
Die of loneliness? Aww.
398
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,440
Why don't you rekindle
your friendship with Lamballe?
399
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,080
At least she's a princess.
400
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,200
If she'll have you.
You treat her like dirt.
401
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,320
Let's hope she doesn't
bear a grudge.
402
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,160
Hey! Hey!
403
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,720
What's wrong with her?
404
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,440
Stop!
405
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,680
I think she did do that on purpose.
Sorry.
406
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,240
Stop laughing! Stop!
407
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:42,200
I've been a terrible,
terrible, terrible friend.
408
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,760
Can you forgive me?
409
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,160
It's you who should forgive me.
410
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,440
I've been a terrible superintendent.
411
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,880
No, you've always been
so good to me.
412
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,360
Always.
413
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,160
I'm full of sin, Toinette.
414
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,160
I will pray for you from my convent.
415
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,400
They should be honoured
to have you here.
416
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,600
That family doesn't deserve you.
417
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,640
I know. What?
418
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,840
I know.
419
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:33,240
I'm going to arrange
a musical soiree.
420
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,560
And you will sing at Versailles.
421
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,760
Me? Yes.
422
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,920
Why me?
423
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,200
To show them that you don't care.
424
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,480
In hasty response to your letter,
Ma, I can assure you
425
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,320
that your fears are groundless.
426
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,960
Everything is proceeding
precisely to plan.
427
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,800
There will be no divorce.
428
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,800
Mercy has got the measure
of Maurepas.
429
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,960
The negotiations
have ground to a halt.
430
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,640
The King is taking constructive
steps towards consummating
431
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,520
his marriage with your daughter.
432
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,680
He only needs a little guidance,
433
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,960
but everything is in hand.
434
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:17,520
MOANING
435
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,320
I am confident that
with a little patience...
436
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,760
Very good.
437
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,320
Almost there.
438
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,560
..we will achieve the happy ending.
439
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,040
"While the King plays away,
440
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:02,640
"the Queen performs cunnilingus
in her lady's chamber."
441
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,760
Ah.
442
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,720
Are you going to celebrate with me?
443
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,040
Oh, come on.
444
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,160
Are you really going to
let her rot in that convent?
445
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,760
You've been around
for long enough, Mercy.
446
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,040
There are more unpleasant endings
for a former Queen.
447
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,280
I won't drink to any of them.
448
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,680
Can we admit that
you're beating a dead horse?
449
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,440
Oh, a dead mouse.
450
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,080
He's hiding from your hideous face.
451
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,360
Could you stop staring?
452
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,760
Does that help?
453
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,640
Maybe you're a soft man
with a soft tool
454
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,520
who can only make babies
out of soft furnishings.
455
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,200
Cushions.
456
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,760
PRIEST SPEAKS IN LATIN
457
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,480
HE WHISPERS
458
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,080
Have you been working hard
at your lessons?
459
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,520
Can you tell? Yes.
460
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,160
How are you getting on?
461
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,040
Um... It's like learning to ride.
462
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,440
Just when you think
you've got your balance,
463
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,400
you're instructed
to increase the tempo.
464
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,800
SHE LAUGHS
465
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,320
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
466
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,080
Have you risen to your trot?
467
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,920
Actually, I have started to canter.
468
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,200
SHE GIGGLES
469
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,680
They seem very jolly.
470
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,920
Any reason?
471
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,720
I wouldn't know.
She's been avoiding me.
472
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,920
Sister, sister!
473
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,000
An invitation from Lamballe
to a musical soiree.
474
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,160
It's on behalf of
the Austrisch bitch.
475
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,520
Oh! I had no idea.
476
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,680
LAUGHTER
477
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,720
We Austrians adore concerts.
478
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,400
Low-key, of course.
479
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,920
Herr Mozart entertaining the family
with his famous ditties.
480
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,800
Doesn't France have someone who
would give him a run for his money?
481
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,240
May I pass, please?
482
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,760
May I pass, please?
483
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,440
I am still the Queen.
484
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,400
Yes, but for how much longer?
485
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,320
I thank you kindly.
486
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,600
You do know it's them, not us.
487
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,840
Quickly, this way.
488
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,720
STRING QUARTET PLAYS
489
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,080
Isn't he magnificent?
490
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,400
This is an insult.
Sit down.
491
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,240
No, I will not sit down.
492
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,680
Sit down.
493
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,640
SHE SINGS
494
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,160
Bravo!
495
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,120
HE HUMS
496
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:09,560
I threw Saint-Georges out.
How dare he come back?
497
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,200
We invited him.
498
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,400
We?
499
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,800
My wife and I.
500
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,520
Which one's me?
501
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,240
The fat one.
502
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,360
And those little ones, they're my
nephews, running in the sunshine.
503
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,760
Five sons?
504
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,440
Yeah, an heir, and two spares.
505
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,000
Joseph, one, two, and three.
506
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,480
Though number three
is worryingly wispy.
507
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,360
What if I can't do it?
508
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,920
Do what?
509
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,920
Have sex with Louis.
510
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,040
Well... You know what Ma would say.
511
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,920
"Failure is not an option!"
512
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,080
Heirs and world domination
are what we Habsburgs do.
513
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,840
So...
514
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,760
..where are you off to next, Joseph?
515
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,760
It's a mountainous region
of little importance.
516
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,120
My second wife was
a Bavarian princess.
517
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,080
She left her territories to me.
518
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:33,760
If they're already yours, why
exactly do you want to invade?
519
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:38,080
No-one else seems to believe
they're mine, least of all Prussia.
520
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,080
Anyway, I prefer
to call it rectification.
521
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,920
Louis...
522
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,880
..can I rely on
your military support?
523
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,800
I'll think about it.
524
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,800
Don't take too long, my friend.
525
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:05,280
In the meantime, you might want
to do something about this.
526
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,760
The pavilion?
527
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,760
Ten minutes?
528
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,680
All right, see you there.
529
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,840
So...
530
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,760
We finally went in for the kill.
531
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,880
No more than we expected.
532
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,520
Now, all that's required
is your signature.
533
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,600
Then we can say goodbye to Austria
534
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,960
and find you a suitable wife.
535
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:13,240
I think you'll find
it's all favourable to our side.
536
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,320
Excuse me.
537
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,360
DOOR OPENS
538
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,760
Where is he?
539
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,760
He said he would be here.
540
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,600
What do you think we should do?
541
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,880
SHE MOANS
542
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,880
Oh. You did well, Joseph.
543
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,320
She has performed her duty.
544
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,160
Not quite.
545
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,440
One usually follows the other.
546
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,280
Not necessarily.
547
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Shall we discuss Bavaria?
548
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,120
Not now.
549
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