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CHEONHA LATE NIGHT SNACKS

BATH HOUSE

Who ordered the kong-guksu?

Hey! What the heck!

Hey! How dare you come in here?

This is the women's bath, you pervert!

Get out!

What the heck do you think you're doing in here?

Hey! Are you deaf? Get out!

What the heck? Get out!

Who the heck does he think he is?

That pervert! What is this world coming to?

He's here again! He came in again!

Somebody ordered kong-guksu. Give me my money.

-Hey! Get out! -Get the heck out!

I'm a girl!

-What? You're a guy! -Get out!

Why are you causing such a ruckus?

Jeez!

-Two. -Two.

Two?

Look at your cards. Here's a two.

What? I don't have any cards to play.

-Here. Uno! You have to take three cards. -Hey!

-That's right. -I saw you!

I did it on purpose to let you win.

What?

Jack, jack, four.

-Three. -Here.

Stop it! Take three cards.

Okay. One, two, three.

-Six. Have anymore? -Nine.

How about this? Uno!

Uno.

-What are you going to change it to? -Whatever you want.

-Hearts. -Okay, hearts.

Uno.

Joker.

You're really good. You meanie.

Let's play again when we're in Seoul.

In Seoul?

I doubt that we'll meet again.

Hi. It's me.

I just got back.

I'm at home.

Of course I missed you.

But I'm way too dirty right now.

I just can't let you see me in this filthy state.

Jeez! Don't you use that playboy voice with me.

I thought I was going to die because I missed you so much.

I'm not exaggerating.

You never answer my calls.

Hey! I told you to just leave!

But I devoted my youth to that place!

Youth? I didn't make you waste your youth!

If you want to talk about youth, go and talk to that slut!

How dare you say such a thing after abandoning the person

who supported you for 20 years for a girl?

Ma'am!

You better rush over here as soon as possible.

Your grandma's angry.

But I've already ordered the food.

By the way, have you seen Han-sung?

He cleaned his place when he heard you were coming back.

No.

I'll probably run into him since we live in the same neighborhood.

Food delivery!

What the heck?

My food's here. Bye, Mom.

-Hey! Han-gyeol! -Come on in. The door's open.

-Your food's here. -Please put it on the table.

Sure.

What are you doing? Just come in.

Okay.

By the way. Do you guys also have naengmyeon?

We do.

Why is everyone naked today?

Is my package that impressive?

All day, since this morning, both women and men.

My legs are shaking.

He was staring for so long.

I didn't pay.

Did you see my fantastic kicks?

Hey! Come on! Applause!

Eun-chan! Koh Eun-chan!

Hey! Chan! I need help.

Master Koh.

Something really urgent came up and I need you to come with me.

The toilet must be clogged up again.

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack

-Can't you hurry up? -We'll do this later.

You needed help for this?

Calling me away from the kids to unclog the toilet.

Why can't you unclog it yourself?

You know I don't have the stomach to do that.

You're such a nagger.

That's why you should poop in small chunks.

Hey. See if you can control your sphincter

and cut your poop like that when you're my age.

By the way,

I heard that your taekwondo master put the gym up for sale.

Why did that kung fu gym have to open across the street?

Because of that, yours is closing.

-It's my mom. -What? It's your mom.

Those are new shoes.

Excuse me.

Mom!

Mom! You bought new shoes again!

Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Mom!

Hello?

She is gone already.

-Eun-chan! -I need to go.

Imelda bought new shoes again.

Eun-chan! This punk keeps bothering me.

A punk?

You like punks. What's the problem?

Where did she go?

But this guy's a real punk!

Hey! I'm not a punk.

I'm a gangster!

Hey!

Who is that bastard?

I like girls with skinny arms and legs, and a big face

like you.

Shut the hell up.

I'm going to go and sit next to you.

Do that and you're dead.

I'm being sincere. Why don't you get that?

Eun-sae.

Jeez!

What the heck? Who is he?

Hello.

Hey, Eun-chan.

Hey, Koh Eun-sae.

Is this guy your boyfriend?

I'm getting offended here.

It's understandable that you like me.

But we're just not meant for each other.

You're a high school dropout.

You don't have a good education, you're poor, and you're not good-looking.

Where do you get the guts to hit on me?

Can't you see how much I love you?

You're my angel,

Eun-sae.

I know.

But money is more important

than love to me.

Are you saying that this wimp has a lot of money?

We didn't order yet.

That's why I guessed what you would want and brought them.

This place is weird.

This aroma kills.

Hey! Let's have it out, you and me!

Mr. Hong! This coffee tastes great!

Eun-chan, let's get this over with and go home.

What? Home?

What did you do to my Eun-sae?

-Are you two living together? -Let go of me!

No, you bastard! Let's end this right now!

Let go!

Hey, don't be such a wuss.

Just know this.

The guy I beat up three years ago is still in the ICU.

So just consider yourself lucky and get out of here.

Why you little...

Didn't you just hear what I said?

I'm a taekwondo master!

I wrestled in high school.

On a team that sucked?

I'm the breadwinner for my family.

I can't lose my license after beating the crap out of you

and lose my source of income.

I'm too hungry to talk,

so quit bothering me and just get out of here.

I think you should just beat him up.

This is Prince Coffee. I'd like jjajangmyeon--

Me too!

Why you...

You want some too?

Okay. Thank you.

One jjajangmyeon for Prince Coffee Shop.

Pack a lot of pickled radishes!

This is on the house.

-On the house? Great! -Enjoy.

I'll be overeating if I finish all this.

You better keep your word, Eun-sae.

If I beat him, you're mine, okay?

Do you have money for the food?

I'm not going to lose. You are.

Would you be the referee, Mr. Hong?

The person who finishes all five bowls first will win.

If you lose, you will pay for the food and the coffee.

Why were you looking at me when you said that?

Let's just get this over with. Ready?

Get set! Go!

See? That's your problem. You have to eat all of that.

Dog food.

Pizza. Pork porridge.

Cooking oil. Pork rinds.

Boils on your butt

oozing puss and blood!

Rotten margarine with a big fat fly in it.

Creepy crawly worm spaghetti.

The grease from my shiny nose!

Shoot.

Shoot.

These aren't very good.

Just one more bowl to go.

Mr. Hong,

do you have any pickled radish left over?

Sure.

Give me a lot.

Is this all you have? I need more.

You lose if you puke!

Be careful! Don't get it on the floor!

Go to your grandma.

I didn't want to come here either, but Grandma and Mom insisted.

I'll stay for five minutes.

Do you hate me that much?

You even skipped dinner.

TAMING HAN-GYEOL

1. GET CONTROL 2. SUBMIT EVIDENCE

3. GET A GIRL

Do you think Han-gyeol

and his dad are talking?

Have you memorized

what you're going to say to Han-gyeol?

What? Almost.

I think that it would be best

to tell him about your condition--

For what?

He's too weak.

If he finds out that I have cancer, he'll faint.

Leave him alone.

I've lived long enough.

Even if I die tomorrow, I would have no regrets.

I've lived a full life.

Anyway, I just don't understand.

Sure, his dad was always aloof.

But Han-gyeol adored his dad when he was young.

Why is he so cold to him now?

I thought it would improve over time,

but it gets worse by the day.

I asked them both, but they say they don't know the reason.

I asked his friends, and they say all men are like that.

Men are so stupid.

Okay. I'm done! Tell Han-gyeol to come here.

What's wrong with you two?

You look relaxed.

Get control!

You've partied hard with my money for the past five years.

You can't tell me you're not done partying after five years!

This is nice.

Now that I hear you screaming, I feel like I'm home.

Don't you dare use your playboy tactics on me!

I sent you to get your MBA, not study movie production!

That's not all.

He entered no less than six schools during that time.

You irresponsible, incorrigible boy!

Movie-making wasn't enough, now you play with toys?

Did you or did you not promise me you would come back

before you turn 30?

But I'm only 29.

Grandma,

why don't we go to Madu for some old-school shaved ice?

What?

Shaved ice?

Submit evidence.

Hey. That's Dick!

He's really photogenic.

What is this doing here?

We heard you liked each other,

and that you guys were always together and kissing.

Your friend in SoHo sent this to us!

Kissing?

You know what that is.

You little punk.

How could you let your mom and grandma see such shameless behavior?

You should have a family by now at your age,

not kissing another man!

GET HIM A GIRL!

Get married right away!

Do you want to set me up then?

But she has to be pretty.

Not for my sake, but for your great-grandchildren.

What did I tell you? This isn't going to work on him.

I still want to see this all the way through.

They're adorable.

I'm back.

Hello, dear.

I'm so tired.

Did you finish your daily quota?

I don't think I can today.

I just got back from my school reunion.

Right. The shoes.

Oh, those aren't very expensive, Eun-chan.

Just leave her alone.

100,000 won is cheap for relieving stress.

That's what she lives for, you know.

Can't you just shut up while you're pooping?

-Is 100,000 won cheap? -No, it isn't.

I know. That's why I'm peeling these chestnuts

until my fingertips bleed and I get boils on my butt.

Mom.

"If you spent less money, you wouldn't have to work until your hands bleed."

That's what you were going to say, right?

It's useless anyway.

Give it a break. What's done is done.

Aren't you going to study?

You said you'd go to college.

This increases my concentration.

Putting these on makes me feel smarter.

I concentrate so hard that they're becoming cross-eyed.

I feel like I'm getting cross-eyed too.

Hello?

Hey! Dong-suk!

Yes. I got home fine.

The ring? I'm wearing the ring right...

Where did it go?

Of course I have it.

It's in the room.

I'll go get it and call you back.

What?

Where could it be?

That's right. My purse. I must have left it in my purse.

Did she just say "ring"?

Yeah. But why is Mom looking for Aunt Dong-suk's ring?

I can't find her diamond ring!

Hold that steady, will you?

Why would the ring be under that?

Are you sure you were wearing it?

I'm absolutely sure I was wearing it.

Where could it be?

Eun-chan!

Do you see it anywhere?

Hey! Are you crazy?

-Go! -Go!

Round and round.

Don't do it!

Don't! That's so gross! Don't do it!

-You lost! You just blinked! -No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

-Liar! -Hey!

-Hey! -Liar!

You lost, right?

-No comment. Let me go! -You lost.

Hello?

Why are you panting?

It's because I'm hot for you, Han Yoo-joo!

It always puts me in a good mood when you call me by my full name.

Where are you?

Isn't it early in the morning there?

I'm in Seoul. Let's meet up.

What? Really?

Then come to Hongdae later.

Okay.

Yeah!

Isn't this better than SoHo?

Sure.

Here, I have tteok-bokki, sundae sausages, and you...

And there's Han-sung, too.

I wonder how he's doing.

Is it over between you and that successful boyfriend of yours?

Mr. DK.

DK.

Take a look.

What do you think?

-How much is this? -It's 10,000 won.

It looks great on you.

Thanks.

I feel so sorry for Mr. DK.

Isn't it a little harsh to dump him as soon as you became successful?

Are you disrespecting my art?

Maybe you should get back...

With Han-sung?

You should've been nicer to him considering you're his first love.

Come on. Let's go.

Aren't you excited that you might run into Han-sung

when you come to this neighborhood?

Does it make you happy to say that?

Want to come up?

I'll pass.

Wait here.

I'll get the present I bought for you and take you home.

Why the heck would I give

a three months' advance to a part-timer?

Think before you speak, punk!

True. No one would give a part-timer an advance.

He's so fast.

Fine!

Hold on.

Are you all right?

-What is it? -My purse!

Let me take a look. Are you hurt? Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Don't just say you're okay. Try to get up.

Being formal with me now that you're desperate?

Get up, you bastard!

-You. -Let me go!

Why are you snatching purses?

I'm going to pay for Eun-sae's tuition at the singing academy. Why?

Eun-sae's tuition?

Someone seems to have caught the purse snatcher.

I'll go take a look. You stay here.

I'll go with you.

Why are you worrying about Eun-sae?

She's my... She's my sister.

-No, she isn't! She's my angel! -You brainless idiot.

You need to spend some time in the big house.

Follow me!

What am I going to do?

Hey! I want you to push me and run away.

What?

Jeez! Run away, dimwit!

Are you ready? You punk.

Why is a kid like you snatching people's purses?

On the count of three!

One, two, three!

What are you doing? Run.

Hey! Stop right there! Hey!

I lost him.

Thank you.

You're hurt. Are you all right?

Yes, I'm all right.

Damn it.

Shit! I'm dead meat!

What are you doing?

Come on. Start!

Sorry. This was my fault.

No. This is just a piece of junk, that's all.

Go and get your scooter fixed and if you call me at this number--

This is all a ploy, isn't it?

You should take a bigger cut.

It's risky remaining at the scene of the crime, don't you think?

You should use a bike that looks more expensive.

What are you trying to say?

Han-gyeol!

Call if you have the guts to confess.

You clearly have a sad life, so I'll pay for the repairs.

-What's wrong with you? -You got hurt!

Leave.

What's wrong with you?

They're low-lives.

You shouldn't associate with them.

Look!

I'm not that kind of person!

Goodness!

Why won't this stupid thing start?

What the heck? Where's the mirror?

What the heck? What am I going to do now?

Gosh!

I hired a chick because you were cheap, but you cause trouble every day!

What does being a girl have to do with anything?

Well, you are a girl. You're not a boy!

No.

Take the scooter and leave. You messed it up, so you fix it.

Keep it and we'll call it even.

What?

Sweeper!

Hey!

How are you?

How about a howl?

Nice.

You totally cheered me up.

I've been feeling down lately.

What's your master up to these days?

Drag him out once in a while. He lights up the town.

Bye, Sweeper.

Bye.

Bye.

CHOI HAN-SUNG

Who is she? She's funny.

Is she your girlfriend?

Our mom's not home right now.

The ring?

I heard.

My mom, sister, and I have been looking...

Mom!

Okay, Auntie Dong-suk.

I'll have Mom call you as soon as she gets back.

Okay.

That was Auntie Dong-suk. She wants the ring back by next week.

It's her mean sister-in-law's

who will be back from a trip next week.

Did you find money for the ring?

Where? How?

I got fired from my job because of that dimwit.

How can I get the money?

What are you snapping at me for?

If you're that angry,

tell that jerk to fix your scooter.

You're the one who butted into other people's business!

If you studied like how you talked, you would get into Harvard.

I'm better than you. You've got bad grades and you can't even talk well.

Yes? Hello, sir.

Yes. What?

You can't raise the deposit so suddenly.

Is it the landlord?

I understand that you've been very patient with us but...

-Yes. -Is it the landlord?

Yes.

Yes. Okay, sir.

Bye.

What?

-Is he raising the deposit? -Yeah. By ten million won.

-Oh, no! -Let's eat.

How can you eat at a time like this?

Move over.

Mom, let's eat.

I'm going to peel more chestnuts from now on as penance.

You should eat!

Mr. Gu!

Mr. Gu, what are you doing?

I had a dream.

I had a dream that I was smothered to death by a cow.

I can still feel its massive tits smothering me!

I was turned down by the literary magazine again.

The title of my work was Raw Meat and Endless Cubes.

The thing is, Mr. Gu...

It depicts the life, joys, and sorrows, loneliness, frustrations, rage, strife,

love and pathos of a butcher who must spend his life cutting meat into cubes.

I need to borrow some money--

Why don't they understand my work? What's the use of this all?

Are all true poets fated to live in poverty?

-Goodbye. -Sure.

This should be a little slower.

I think the tempo should be quicker, what do you think?

Try it again. It does feel like it drags a little.

Let's try that again.

Someone's here to see you, Han-sung.

How have you been?

Isn't it so hot out?

It's overcast, like it's going to pour.

Maybe a storm's coming.

It has been a month since I came back.

I'm sorry.

I've missed you.

Say something.

Go.

You left without warning,

and you show up again without warning.

Plus, I don't eat bagels anymore.

PRINCE COFFEE SHOP

You were looking for a job all morning, but I guess you didn't find one.

Have you eaten? Want some toast?

Do you have any jam?

Sure!

Mr. Hong, maybe I should get a loan without collateral?

Those are loan shark ads.

They'll force you to give up a kidney if you don't pay.

Should charge it on my credit card?

No. You can't do anything in society with bad credit.

Is it that difficult for you to get money?

I thought you caught a purse snatcher?

Aren't they going to give you a reward?

Choi Han-gyeol.

No.

The purse snatcher is Eun-sae's boyfriend. I can't do that.

That other guy doesn't know that.

You should just take the money.

This is no time for you to consider your pride.

It's not much.

This is all I have after taking out rent and money for food.

It's embarrassing. Don't check.

Mr. Hong.

You know I like you, right?

Jeez.

Hey, Ah-yeong.

A wine bar?

Sounds good.

I'll take any kind of work I can get.

As always, Grandma is on my side.

But Mom won't stand my slacking off anymore.

Why don't you take over the company?

I like making music.

But you don't even like movies.

Why can't you take over the company?

That's because unlike you, I can't do anything well.

Do I sense a hint of resentment?

I saw Han Yoo-joo.

What's this?

Where are the buttons?

Jeez! What the heck is this?

This is so frustrating!

This is crazy.

She left her life in New York because of you.

Let's not talk about that.

Then what should we talk about?

Do you still like her?

You don't have to worry.

Yoo-joo says she doesn't like me.

What else is there to say?

So where should I start?

Are you sure you can work like that?

I know! Can't I just work in the kitchen?

You're filling in as a waitress.

Shut up and follow me.

That guy is completely drunk.

Go grab a cab.

Okay.

Sir.

Can you get up?

One, two, three, up you go!

-She's so strong! -She's no joke.

What's the address?

Jugong Apartments in Itaewon. Building 107, apartment 503.

Come again?

-Building 107, apartment 503. -503 or 504?

Sir, what number?

Tell me quick, or I'll drop you.

Just go! I already told you...

What?

She's strong!

Are you going to stay? I have to go meet some people.

Don't drink and drive.

I won't. I'll call a designated driver.

-Bye. -See you later.

Bye.

I can't see anything

But I've raised my head and I'm all right Time will tell the truth

I'm in Samcheong-dong. Yes. Buam.

Burn it up

Yes. How long will it take you to get here?

-Five minutes? Okay. -Bubble wrap!

It's Sweeper's dad.

You're Sweeper's dad, right?

Sweeper?

Sweeper, your dog who sweeps the entire neighborhood!

You must mean Terry.

So the dog's real name is Terry.

You must live in my neighborhood.

I deliver milk to you every morning.

I bet you didn't know.

So, you're the milk lady. You're Terry's girlfriend, right?

Right?

Your dog is a male?

Yes.

I thought the things hanging from his stomach were breasts.

Come to think of it, there was only one.

What's that?

It's bubble wrap. I found it on the ground.

Want to pop it? It's great for relieving stress.

Do you think money is more important or pride?

Sorry?

Just wondering.

Eun-chan! Get your butt back in here!

I need to go.

-Okay. Here. -You can keep it. I'm off! See you later!

-Jang-mi! Jang-hui! -Ha-rim!

It's so nice to see you!

-Have fun. -Goodbye.

Hey, what's the secret to your popularity?

-Should I tell you or not? -Don't tell him.

He'll do anything it takes to increase his popularity.

Han-gyeol!

Han-gyeol!

Hey!

She's throwing herself at him.

You're back for good, right?

I was going to go look for you.

Hey, we called your brother out. Why did you come?

She has a knack for butting in where she doesn't belong.

By the way, I heard your mom was setting you up.

Don't do it!

How did you know?

A friend of mine called saying she was being set up with you.

She's not pretty at all.

She had her breasts, chin, everything done.

Come on!

Let's have a drink since it has been so long.

Let's take a love shot.

No. And I don't drink.

Just do it.

She isn't asking for your body.

Yeah.

Just one drink!

It has been a dream since high school to take a love shot with you.

Just do it if it will shut her up.

Her whining is giving me goosebumps.

Whine.

You guys are driving me crazy.

-He drank it. -He's screwed.

Money, pride.

Pride, money.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Catch a tiger by the toe

I'm not going to catch anything. My head hurts.

Hello?

Hi, Auntie Dong-suk.

How are you?

I'm so sorry.

Oh, no!

Get in. Watch your head!

Bye, Ye-rang!

Have a hot time with Han-gyeol!

-Have fun! -Bye.

Bye! Goodnight!

He's so cute!

I have 420,000 won in the bank.

I get 800,000 a month from the taekwondo gym.

He owes me three months.

And 200,000 won from sewing on eyes on the dolls.

And 300,000 from delivering milk.

That's 15 days away!

That makes it a million of my money. Plus the five million in the account.

That's six million won in all.

We're still eight million short.

Shit.

Choi Han-gyeol, from now on, you're mine.

Should I call him or not?

Should I call him

or not?

Hey, Eun-chan!

What's more important? Pride or money?

Money, pride,

money, pride.

Money, pride.

Jeez! I don't know! I really don't know!

You can't live on pride,

but you can live on money.

Money it is!

My phone.

Who is it?

Well, I'm...

I'm sleeping.

The delivery...

What?

I retrieved that lady's purse a couple of days ago.

Oh, the purse snatcher.

I'm not the purse snatcher.

I'm the person who caught the purse snatcher.

Yes. The scooter!

You said you would give me some reward money.

What? You want me to come now?

Where are you?

Yes. Okay.

Why don't you believe me, Han-gyeol?

Put this on!

You were too drunk to remember anything.

I remember everything. You helped me walk.

You brought me here, laid me down, and removed my clothes except my pants.

I was just pretending to be asleep

just to see what you would do.

Go away. Leave me alone.

But you're mine, Han-gyeol!

What's so bad about taking the guy's money?

This place is so swank.

This is my last chance!

You can do it, Koh Eun-chan!

You even ordered breakfast.

You shouldn't skip breakfast.

-Say, "Ah." -I don't want any. Leave.

I'll leave after I wash up.

Who is it?

You really came.

Do you like money that much or are you that bold?

You're a minor, right?

No.

Is that any way for an adult to dress?

Are you a girl or a guy?

You look just like a girl. Did you go to the army yet?

I'm...

No.

Take a seat.

I'll pass.

I didn't want to take any money

but as you saw, my scooter was wrecked in the incident.

And plus, I got fired because of the incident

and I haven't even received my pay.

That's why you want me to give you reward money?

-Yes. -How old is the guy that ran away?

How should I know? He's a high school dropout.

I don't plan on calling the cops, so don't get scared and just tell me.

I think I have an inkling, but what exactly is your system?

I'm interested in the criminal world.

Criminal world? What are you trying to say?

You better shape up, you idiot.

Did you think you could get away with it?

You look so innocent.

I guess that's why it works.

This was your first job, wasn't it? You still need to work on your acting.

Hey, mister, you seem to be mistaken about something.

I don't know the guy who ran away at all.

-He just-- -I saw everything.

Don't you understand me?

I know your ploy, you pathetic loser!

You're more pathetic, doing this with a girl in broad daylight.

Whatever. You're just jealous.

Jeez!

You shouldn't look down on me just because I came for reward money.

You shouldn't look down on people just because you're rich!

How dare you raise your voice at me?

Assume the position!

The position? Are you freaking nuts? This is so frustrating!

-Assume the position. Now. -What are you doing? Let go.

What's wrong with you?

Han-gyeol?

Are you gay?

You must be out off your mind! What do you think you're doing?

You're out of your mind!

Shoot.

Hey, get up!

That's why you shouldn't have touched me.

Just leave.

Can't you at least give me the money to fix my scooter?

I didn't even get paid.

This all happened because of that incident

so if you would at least lend me--

Do your parents know you go around begging for money?

Of course they do! They're probably even worse than you.

Apologize.

Apologize for ragging on my parents!

Apologize!

-Both of you, out. -Apologize!

-Both of you, out. -Apologize!

-Both of you, out. -Apologize!

Apologize!

-Get out! -Apologize!

-Out! -Apologize!

-Out! -I won't go!

-Apologize! -Han-gyeol!

-Apologize! -Han-gyeol!

Apologize!!

How many women do you want me to meet today?

Just six.

We cut down the list as much as possible.

Six?

-It's like a blind date marathon! -Open up right now!

-Are you out of your mind, Mom? -Open this door!

Apologize.

Apologize.

Idiot.

I heard that your dad's company made 30 billion won in profits this year.

Yes.

But I want to try being poor like other people for once.

Just live in an apartment in Gangnam and own a beauty salon. That's all.

I see.

I feel so hot.

Do you mind if I take my jacket off?

Apologize!

Apologize!

Apologize.

Excuse me, could I get a glass of cold water?

Sir, you can't lie on the sofa like that.

I'm so sorry!

If I did something wrong, I should apologize!

I'm really sorry!

I'm sorry!

Excuse me.

Seon-bong? Hi. What's up?

Oh, right. It's dog-meat day.

Did you kill it already? Got it.

Wait till I come back. Bye!

I majored in Korean History at MIT.

Can you touch your chin with your tongue?

I can.

APOLOGIZE, YOU BASTARD!

Four cups of coffee and seven cups of juice!

It's like a flood.

Seriously. How are all the chicks so bad?

Apologize.

Hey! What the heck?

Apologize.

Apologize for ragging on my parents,

reimburse me for my scooter,

and the pay what I lost.

You're so unbelievable too.

All the girls I was set up with are unbelievable too.

Look in the mirror.

The girls were all pretty--

Are you really gay?

No wonder that girl in the hotel room said that you were gay.

How do I seem gay to you?

Hey, turn around slowly for me.

Why?

Hey, do you want to be my lover?

I want money. Open your wallet, not your laptop.

-Your name? -Koh Eun-chan.

-Your resident ID number? -840805-2371...

Hey! Can't you do anything right?

It's one three.

Guys' IDs start with a one.

Why are you asking this stuff? Just give me the money.

You said you needed money so I'm trying to give you a job,

but I can't trust you

-so I'm getting your information. -What job?

-Playing my lover. -You bastard!

He was caught kissing some guy and he was beaten up by a girl.

Mister!

Give me a break.

What are you carrying? This is a pig.

My employer.

I broke up with DK.

I want to get back together with you again.

I want you to feel my pain.

Three months.

I'll give you money, so increase sales by three times in three months.

This is your workplace from now on.

Why don't you talk seriously

about the business with your mentor, Mr. Hong?

Subtitle translation by Jeong Lee