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On Thursday mornings, Ishigami gets up early.
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Welcome!
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We're going to inspect your belongings. Please cooperate with us!
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Momokan Momokan Momokan Momokan Momokan Momokan Momokan Momokan
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Now then...
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Oh, is that the new issue of Momokan?
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That's right.
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Great, cause it was on break again last week.
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The author keeps falling ill every three months or so.
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Serializing a weekly manga means
they can't get much sleep, right? It's worrying.
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Not necessarily. Mangaka sometimes
take breaks to work on the volume releases.
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If someone was suddenly getting sick every three months,
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they should really be treasuring what years they have left.
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You know everything when it
comes to manga, don't you Ishigami?
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I don't know everything about manga, I just know what I know.
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Nice, a color page for Momokan...
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Eeeh?!
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Momokan is getting a third
season of its anime adaptation!
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I should be excited, right Ishigami?! It's really coming!!
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Hmm...well....
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I wouldn't exactly rest easy...
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Then why are you smiling?!
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Anime Adaptations!
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Momo-chan wa Kanganai is being
serialized in the weekly middle jump magazine.
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Momokan for short.
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Despite being called a "failure of a romcom" for not showing any boobs or panty shots,
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the manga has gained popularity for its simple charm,
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so much so that it received an anime adaptation and a live-action show!
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And after the second live-action movie and second season of the anime,
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we are finally about to enter the third season!
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When?! When does the third season start?!
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Now now, no need to get too excited.
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You acted exactly like this when the anime was first announced.
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That tension won't last now.
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While reading the magazines that
Ishigami buys on his way to school,
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Shirogane also became addicted to Momokan.
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This quickly became a cleansing ritual for him every Thursday
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to melt away the stresses of the week.
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Sorry.
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Thus, Shirogane began walking the path of the otaku thanks to Ishigami's influence.
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Three seasons...we've come so far.
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As a follower of the series since the beginning,
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and for those who have been following it for a long time,
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it becoming such a big deal makes us feel out of the loop, doesn't it?
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Well, it's a great feeling when your work is widely known and loved,
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but then the problem is the casual fans.
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That's the kind of thing that
can make or break a fandom.
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Yea, I know what you mean.
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Don't let your guard down even though it's the third season...
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It was a passionate discussion in
anticipation of the third season of the anime.
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...there's a lot more character interaction, which means episode choices will be more important.
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Is that so?!
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But suddenly...
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Good morning!
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You two sound excited.
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What are you talking about?
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What should I do?
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This is otaku talk...
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It wouldn't be a good idea to let Shinomiya find out.
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Well, Ishigami has a long
history of being an otaku.
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I'm sure he knows how to
deal with such a situation.
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There's no need to worry.
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The manga we read every week will be getting animated again.
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Ehhh?! That's bound to make you excited!
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Well, I wouldn't say its exciting...
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Well, yeah I guess I am excited.
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It's exciting to watch your favorite manga and anime... right Ishigami?
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No, I don't watch anime.
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A sudden betrayal!
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W..well, I read manga just for fun.
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I've never watched any anime.
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But you just said you were looking forward to it!
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I was just following your lead!
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I..I'm just a gamer, not an otaku!
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You were so excited, I didn't want to ruin the mood.
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Eeeeeh?
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Prez is an otaku!
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I'm sorry, president!
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A closet otaku!
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Ishigami did whatever he could to avoid being exposed as an otaku.
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This is a scene that nerds would encounter from time to time.
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Ishigami, what are you reading?
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What is this, a light novel?
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So you like these things? The drawings are cute.
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Sorry for disrupting you. Here you go.
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Even if he wasn't made fun of, he still felt guilty about it. That's just part of an otaku's nature.
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Because of that, he was willing to admit liking manga and games,
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but not light novels or anime in front of girls.
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Ishigami looked like an otaku to begin with,
but he still tried to hide it even if it was futile!
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You don't need to deny it prez!
Everyone has their weird hobby.
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Weird hobby?!
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What should I do?!
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Should he come out?
Should he remain a closet otaku?
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Shirogane was forced to make a difficult choice!
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If Shinomiya were to think I was an otaku...
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President, I see you prefer 2D women over the real thing.
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You're not denying you have this hobby?
Wow, so the president has this side to him...
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HOW CUTE.
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Oh hell no!
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Now I understand why Ishigami got so defensive.
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Being thought as an otaku
feels so shameful somehow!
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But...I don't want to hide anything anymore.
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I'd like to face Shinomiya as the real me.
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What on earth should I do...
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Prez, Prez!
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I have a question!
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Everyone at the tabletop gaming club is a mega otaku. I went to watch anime the other day...
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but there were a lot of things I didn't get.
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W...What?
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What's a "moe" character?
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Why do they all have huge eyes?
And how come they look like grade-schoolers?
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Why is it that only their boobs are big?
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Have you looked at a mirror?
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Why do they talk in those super high, cutesy voices?
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Have you never heard your own voice?
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Also, everyone's got weird
accessories attached to their heads.
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Why is that?
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People like that don't exist in real life!
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Umm...What is an otaku?
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An anime otaku is someone who treats a younger anime character like his mom,
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insists that she's his bride, and wants to marry her.
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Marry an anime character?!
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President...you want to
marry an anime character?
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To remain a closet otaku or come out? The choice Shirogane made was...
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Come on, that's ridiculous.
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There's no way I would fall in
love with an fictional character!
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To hide far inside the closet!
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T...they're drawings!
Who'd have feelings for a drawing?!
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I'm not a creep who would do such a thing!
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So you thought I was a creep...
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I get it. You were just following my lead.
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Cause you're such a nice guy...
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No! That's not what I...
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I was so happy, you know? That I could talk about manga with somebody at school...
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You even lied about calling
Momo-chan super cute! You just act nice!
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I wasn't lying!
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I can't trust anyone anymore!
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That's not true! I really do think Momo-chan is super cute!
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So you're saying you really want to marry an anime character?!
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God damn it! What the hell am I supposed to say?!
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I've rarely watched anime in the first place! How could I even be an anime otaku?!
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What are you trying to say?!
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That you automatically
become one if you watch anime?!
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Someone tell me what even
makes someone an anime otaku!
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Aren't you an otaku if you like anime?
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Then do you have any anime you like, Fujiwara?!
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Well, I've seen all the
Studio Ghibli movies and liked them...
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Well! Well! Well!
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You're an otaku!
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What about you, Shinomiya?!
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Anne of Green Gables?
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Only a diehard anime fan would bring up something that old!
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You're the biggest otaku here!
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What about Ishigami?!
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Your name.
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That's a girly ass choice! You're an otaku through and through!
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Excuse me-
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IINO! WHAT ANIME DO YOU LIKE?!
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Um...Onegai my Melody!
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Such a childish choice! You're an otaku!
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Eh?!
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Everyone, line up and kneel!
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We're all otakus, so why
look down on each other?!
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I wasn't trying to look-
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Then why argue?
Do we not believe in each other?!
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S...sorry.
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It's not weird to find joy in the fact that a manga you like got a third season, right?!
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Y..Yes! It's not weird at all!
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You should be happy!
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Eh?!?!
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Today's results: Shirogane's victory.
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Hooray for anime...
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Put more feeling into it!
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Hip, Hip, Hooray for anime!
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Hooray for anime!
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I want more!
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HOORAY FOR ANIME!
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Hooray for the third season!
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Hooray for the third season-
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Once more!
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Hooray for the third-
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Kaguya-sama Wants to Be Confessed To:
Ultra Romantic
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