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Denver City Hotel, Coolgardie.

These girls are leaving

So I need two to take

Well, I mean there's ... you

I mean, if they look good, we can

But if they're ordinary they've

because they've gotta make it up

We've gotta keep the

- Hello.

- Grab a seat, girls.

- Hi.

Okay, now, who's here?

- I have Gina Nikolina -

- Lina? And ... ?

Stephanie. Excellent. Okay.

- So, where are you guys from?

Finland.

- Twenty-five.

-I'm twenty-four.

We came from Bali.

You have another trip planned

- No no we don't have any plans.

Okay, because most of the bar

a three month commitment.

- Yep.

I need to know up-front that

- Yes.

So we're in Perth.

Kalgoorlie is here, which

and this town

It's quite a big mining area

so a lot of the clientele at the

So you guys have to be the kind

have male attention

- Yeah.

So do you know who the

We have no idea. But they're

Some fresh meat.

Have we got a bit stale

Yeah. So that's them.

Lina and Stephie.

I don't know which one's which

Where's the new barmaids

All the way from Finland, mate.

Have you seen them Pete,

Na, I've seen photos of them.

Usually those Finnish birds

Hopefully you're right.

And then draw a couple of pairs

I'll go and cut some pictures

and we'll stick em there so

So this bit is seven hours.

But from then,

The train is due today at 2pm in

The train is due today at 2pm in

1.35 for us.

We're going ... I have no idea.

No, we're going to work.

Save from money.

Nah, it's good to have the new

Keeps the pub alive.

We just saw our first kangaroos.

Well, sometimes it's sad to see

you've built up a relationship

but then you get new ones in.

I've got mates that have

And they have families with em

Peter said to me ...

I'm not allowed to pick them up

Stephie there's nothing here!

Righto.

You've gotta save a bit of money?

- Yes.

if you keep the smile on your face,

they'll keep throwin' money

We hope so.

OK now we're in the middle

And this is the pub.

Look I even wrote that on the

Perfect.

- Hi.

That's Becky.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hi.

- Lina.

Nice to meet you too.

Righto, now.

Somebody will work tonight

and then someone will work

and the next day with Clio.

That's where you heat your meals

Fridge there.

And that's the park over there.

Golf course just at the back of

You've just had a guided tour.

Perfect.

Between five and eight you get

Like after work, when all the

And it's quite good cos the

Don't they? Same ones.

Everyone has a yarn.

A what?

- Like a chat. A yarn.

Food.

Do you have enough money?

I think I have fifteen dollars.

Hi Ma.

Somewhere far away

No, but they seem really nice.

Very warm people.

You'll be sorry you

I know, I will. I actually

- Hi.

Hey.

Right.

We've got the back bar. In here

And your Jim Beams and

People call it Toohey's

Yep. Okay.

Then you've got middies

- Just press a middy twice.

- How're ya goin', okay?

Now Canman, he always has his

- Where you from?

What I like was just

and reasonably quick.

Everybody gets a drink quick

Apart from that I think

is to be able to put up

The boys were saying at work.

They're sayin the new

- Yeah.

Yeah.

They're all bloody blokes ...

and they're all as

They grow a leg ...

when there's new girls in town.

Some of the old blokes as well.

You know, they ...

They all grow a leg.

Maybe we should have some sort

A bit of jelly wrestling or ...

a wet T-shirt competition.

That'd be the go.

And you've got stubbies here.

- Okay.

- How's it going?

You had a drink?

No, not yet.

No?

If you leave it in the spout

and when you turn it off it'll

It's alright, you'll learn.

We'll educate em mate,

- Hey.

Lina.

- Damian.

- Peter.

- Keiran.

New meat in town.

Pull down, and just leave it.

Okay. Okay, that'll do.

There you go.

Thank you.

These girls are working

- Ahh!

We're going to give you heaps.

And we're going to be on the

Job's on!

We'll initiate these new girls

What are you doin'?

See, there's people coming

You just ... you can't all

You got a bottle shop here?

You're right in it, mate. You're

Cans?

In the middle. In the middle.

Fuck me dead.

They should be

Did you show em

They didn't even know where

What are you lookin' for?

What are you lookin' for?

Strongbow.

Do they have them in six pack?

- No, like just bottles.

Yeah, just put em in a bag.

- New ones, I take it?

Still just out of the packet,

These ones are gonna get nothin'

Fuckin' hell.

I've a very, very small penis.

So if we have sex it will be

bad but it will be very quick.

So it's not so much of a problem.

these two, I'll give you the tip.

This one'd be fucked by herself.

There's nobody in here and she

wouldn't be able to handle that

Give me a pint glass.

- Got another two dollars.

- Give me a pint glass.

Fuckin' anywhere across the

English Channel, they're fucked.

This bloke here thinks

hasn't got any fuckin' idea.

She's never done this before

in Australia, ever.

She's not going

No, but God love em. Takes a

What's that young girl's name?

Maybe she's as dumb as dog shit

mate. You know what I mean?

You can take a horse to water,

but you can't make it drink.

I haven't seen you in months.

- Have you checked blood sugar?

- No.

- I want you to check it today.

- Yep.

- Remember that.

- Yep.

- Listen to what I say.

- Yes I'll do it.

Wellsy, there's the key

Canman'll get the stock,

- You've met these girls?

- You know Wellsy, don't you?

- John's taking over tomorrow.

And he'll be here for a week,

- And then I'll be back.

And I want to see it bloody

Just work hard.

There's no price.

Scotch, seven hundred.

Red label.

- What have you found?

- Oh yeah.

- It's good that you're helping.

- I know where everything is.

And they're all Australian.

- Haven't ya?

You drink wine?

Yeah, I drink wine.

Piggy!

Come on.

Pig, you ready?

In you go.

You're in the wrong seat.

Cowgirl.

For the barmaids.

Oh, Canman.

- Cowgirl!

- Yeah.

Thank you.

What is it?

Something to drink.

What a surprise.

- Pikey!

- How are ya, mate?

They're still here, drinking.

Screaming.

I think it would be easier

Come on. Cut filling up

What are you, ketchup woman?

I'm too sober

So I'm sitting here with him.

He's nice and quiet.

Canman!

Wellsy!

Goodnight.

Steph, would you be fine

Just for a wee one?

Let's go.

Sorry girls, but I

Okay, we're walking down

We're going. 'Night.

- Goodnight.

Just bring me lots and lots

And then take that

and if there's any silver shit

I don't take silver.

- So ...

You gotta make some

Without any disrespect to

but the race is on onto

and who's gonna put their

- So where you from?

Finland? Long way from home!

- She's gorgeous.

and we're up here

living in a fuckin' caravan.

- So when do you get a break?

Tomorrow night?

This'll make you feel happy.

If you're in Coolgardie,

Just give it a month.

Look at Stephanie. She's fuckin'

Stephanie.

And ...Yeah!

- What's my name?

No, I'm not Mrs Economics.

Lani? Len ...

I used to be pretty ripped,

Do you know what 200 kilos is?

Well you probably weigh fifty.

I could fuckin' bench

A hundred kilos.

You're gonna be here

Yeah.

Who're you gonna have sex with?

Do you wanna just sleep together

and have a massive gang bang and ...

Thank you for the offer,

No? You're gonna

Why in the fuck not?

- No.

You can go and get fucked.

You girls do not know

- Mm-hmm.

You are somewhat

And so is Steph.

Two packets of biscuits.

I've got all day.

We're getting gifts all the time

And it's weird.

We're not used to getting

Canman is bringing us

He brings us alcohol.

We've got how many bottles?

- Bracelets.

- Shampoo.

- Banana smoothie.

But he likes Cowgirl and Cowboy.

I think if my Dad

probably buy a ticket

You wanna come for a drive?

Something for you to do.

Yeah, I know.

Hey? Come on.

I'll go and buy you a small cake.

- Hey? We won't be long.

Kalgoorlie.

Lina, come and save me.

He's trying to force me

Be better than

I want to relax.

alright...

Alright, no problem

See you tomorrow.

- Goodnight.

So who is going upstairs?

I don't know.

I haven't invited anyone

- Eight cans, takeaway.

Yep.

Well, this is where we live.

We have girls.

Open the door.

- Here, ladies.

- I don't like spiders.

No. No!

- No, where's the spider?

- No!

Don't worry about it!

Stop it, stop it,

Happy birthday to Miss Stephanie.

- Stephie?

You should look

My friend?

Well, it wasn't me

- He invited himself.

You're pretty sober

Yeah.

Come on, skull up.

Go on.

No.

You should be pissed.

He's here.

I don't want to go to Kalgoorlie.

Yeah fuck you Lina.

I'm trying to be polite.

I don't think

Morning.

So what sort of food

A little bit of everything.

Okay, that helps.

- Huh

What food do you like?

A little bit of everything.

See?

I made a lot of money building

Yeah.

And then me ex took it all.

- Huh?

Oh yeah.

- There you go, mate.

Huh?

She took the car,

Why?

Why?

- 'Cause she's a bitch.

I see.

Thank you, I enjoyed today.

See you.

See ya.

Thank you. I enjoyed today.

- Thank you.

I bored her shitless, mate.

You must have made an impression.

- What's your name?

Stephanie.

My ex, um ...

slept with a lot of my friends

We broke up.

We tried to get back together.

And a relationship's

So we went our ways and

she remarried and

well she got married and

every time I've tried to see

and think about me daughter.

Really?

When she was born she was about

Laying on this hospital bed,

Tried to get her stable so they

and they were saying,

If she dies, she's

I knew that they were gonna

I went up there, thinking that

Yeah, they said 'we don't

your daughter's

But that's what made me realise

no matter what happens

don't give up.

I have to stop crying.

And I'm really happy your

She's coming back

I have to stop crying

I don't fight, but

that New Year's I did.

Knocked three blokes out, left

Punched one bloke

Another bloke

he got one punch in the gut

Bam!

Yeah I fuckin' kinghit him.

Anthony and I have been planning

Ahuh.

Constant sexual satisfaction

Because there's two of us

Yeah, like this, strong.

I'll catch youse later, eh?

Goodnight.

- See ya, bro.

He hasn't seen his daughter in,

He hopes that some day she

That's pretty rough.

It costs 20,000 dollars to get a

Yeah, poor bloke.

-Did you see what we got today?

And now we have to wear them.

If he sees that we're wearing them

it probably makes him

- But he won't even remember.

Nuh.

- I'm gonna go to sleep.

It's not your problem

You are not sleeping

- Just go to bed.

I don't have fuckin' keys.

I don't fucking care.

- Don't be so harsh.

You're going home.

What are you gonna do about it?

Goodnight. Out.

- Yeah, au revoir.

You can have one behind the bar.

What, did you leave your balls

- Hmm?

Let's get pissed.

And this is worth

Fuckin' oath it is.

Oh my God.

This is what it was like, Lina.

Really?

- To have naked girls in the bar?

What's wrong with that?

Oh my God.

there we go

- Yeah.

Not here.

This has got nothing

- Thank you for showing me.

- Where's the barmaids gone?

- Sorry.

- You.

How long have you been together?

- Too long.

26th of March it was 35 years.

- You've never been married?

I haven't found the right person.

Oh, it's what you make of it,

A lot of people try.

Yeah, me too.

Bitches just don't like me.

I got two fuckin' chicks fuckin'

- How do you think it made me feel?

It's alright.

Well, what do you do? Nothing

Kill em.

Tell you the truth

like everyone else,

it's like they can pick up

like fuckin' women

but I can't because I don't know

talk to em properly

like other cunts can.

But other people like they

And know what to say and fuckin'

next minute they're goin'

like I don't know how

If you tried, what would you say?

I'd probably fuckin'

I don't know.

I've just told em what I

Let's go back to my house

and then the boyfriends

I have to belt the fuck out of em.

Maybe a chick just

I don't know, a fuckin'

a thing like me.

With no licence, no car,

Well just think if

for a date

how do you think I'm gonna fuckin'

Fuckin' taxi.

That's not gonna fuckin'

Why would a taxi be the problem?

Because I don't have a licence.

Yeah but ... so?

Because I would like

So, if you take me in a taxi

What's the problem?

There's no problem.

when aren't you working then

Now she's laughing, see.

See, look at her now. She's

Shits and giggles.

What's that sad music?

I want to cry.

Yeah, I think that this town

I mean, people ar

I don't know if they're

No one wants to sit there and

look at them when

they feel sorry for themselves.

There's a lot of traffic today.

No one stays here, but no wonder.

Who wants to stay here?

I've got to take me trailer

and load all my can bales on.

And take the barmaids in with me.

Two of them.

Bec and Clio said his car

his dogs live in the car.

She said something that ...

That we shouldn't go with him

Hey.

Hey Noopy.

Good morning, Canman.

- How are you?

Oh my God.

I don't want to inhale.

You should feel lucky to have

I'm just breathing

- Big hole innit?

A big hole

I had a daughter.

I never heard from her

and she wrote me a letter.

Wanted to know if I was the

'Do you want to keep

My wife couldn't get on with her

I haven't heard

about two years or more.

think of her all the time,

Eighty-eight dollars.

- Hey?

Bit of beer money.

I reckon if I won the Lotto

she'd be down here like a shot.

She's say, 'Beauty Dad.'

I'd say, 'Sorry, can't help ya.'

I'd say,

I'm seriously about to throw up.

- Thank you, Canman.

See you tonight!

Did you get my postcard?

That was so much fun!

On Tuesday we're going looking for gold.

And the following week

to look for kangaroo babies.

Are you never coming home?

No I want to stay and save money

to buy a car and travel

You don't want to come home?

Nope.

- Is it good?

Can I have

- Gotta have meat on her bones.

No, I don't give a fuck.

We all know they're slack tarts

- Poor little things.

- Robin's got him under control.

See, you don't need a bouncer

Fuck you. Fuck ya.

Hey, Sambucca time.

Oh no, we're back

That's what I was gonna say

you know how you have

Do you wanna do something?

What?

You, me, Dave and Steph.

- Camping.

It's like the water there

barbecue, bathrooms

Drink, play cards,

It's Easter.

It'll be funny.

- Who're you going with?

No, we're going with Anthony

Who with?

- The boys from the motel.

And then our friend

Can you phone James?

Say to get the train because

James is our friend.

We travelled with him

and how he's coming to visit us.

We'll text you the name where

Yeah, see you tomorrow.

Probably have to go camping

because the boys are talking

It's like to be on a

these two guys and me and Lina.

if we have to sleep in a tent

The guys are really stupid if they

like gang bangs and

whatever. I don't know

they're really stupid if they

Drinking games.

- Straight up the stairs, mate.

- Hey!

- Ohh.

I was sure that you were

This is it?

- This is it.

But it's alright.

There's a petrol station.

It's not open today.

And Anthony? James.

- James, how are ya, man?

Yeah, good.

The girls told me all about you.

- At the motel.

Let's get out there.

Get in the shaggin' wagon!

I did lose my licence

But I haven't now.

Oh, fuck me dead.

Well what the fuck

I thought it was a nice place.

I've had enough of all the

Whoop.

- Whoop?

You have to bet whether it will be

- Oh yeah.

And you can bet drinks.

This is when you

Girls don't have to

I'm not playing.

- How do you play your game?

- Me?

Alright.

Drink.

- Drink!

When he's sitting down in the bar

Like, what the fuck? Fucking

Pikey, he's blaming being single

And that's not

He's like, 'hey bitch!'

You haven't even got an arse.

- Yeah, you don't have an arse.

What do you think of

When they're not standing behind

-When you live in a town where -

- Then it is.

You're here in Coolgardie.

And we have to live with all the

Drinking until they're drunk

We're sending them home, they're

Have you cut me off?

- Yeah I have.

I don't stress about it.

Just let it go. Don't listen

'Give me the fuckin' money.

I don't want to talk

You know when you have done

and you wake up

You just feel like you want

to yourself.

It's called "morkkis" in Finland

But I don't remember it.

And I was so drunk so that

I said they're stupid if they

Okay. Righto.

- You should have noticed that.

When you're doin' nothin' all day

That's it, now move.

- That's it.

Steph said last night, she said,

They're only here for some

Yeah.

Pike-o!

These bastards have been here

They stand around all day

But they just don't seem to want

apart from the Canman.

We went camping

and she got like big blisters

She don't really have feelings

because she got diabetes.

So after that she got like

They're really nice

I have to go to the bar later.

For an hour.

So Stephie can eat.

Then I'm going back to bed.

Good evening. How're

Do you want anything to eat?

Yeah, I have to eat, so, yeah.

- Okay.

- That's a yes.

Okay. No worries.

- Alright?

You're really sick.

Not enough chocolates.

Who's that?

What is he doing here?

People can't just come up here.

Hey!

Why are you sleeping here?

Hmm?

You're sitting

Bit warm but I'll drink it.

Actually I was probably coming

You might have been asleep.

To see if you were alright.

You might have been asleep.

-Come to see if you were alright.

I care about ya.

-I do.

More than you fucking know.

-Hmm?

Oh well, shit happens.

I think I should go back to bed.

If you want.

I'll come join you.

Are you staying here?

I was gonna come join you.

No.

No.

Why not?

No!

- No fucking, just laying there.

I don't give you that?

Oh God damn it.

I give you fucking heaps

Hey?

What?

I give you fucking heaps.

Jesus.

Righto then.

Goodnight.

- Have fun.

- Huh?

Look at the old nana.

Huh?

What?

Go back to the bar.

Goodnight.

Hey hey hey, my toes!

Goodnight.

See you.

If you're lucky.

Have a look at her

I went to the medical centre

I have an infection,

Up here?

Yeah, in Kalgoorlie.

I'm at 38.5 degrees

and my toes are fucked up.

They're sending me to the

when I'm getting back.

- You don't know which?

Oh well, we'll sort that out.

You gotta get better first.

- Gina.

Gotta talk to you, Steph.

Hi.

This is going to be your

Got the horrible job of telling

But Peter, ah,

Yeah.

And he's not happy with you.

Okay.

I don't think you want

- Yeah.

But like I said, they've given

I don't like anyone

I don't think you're really

You know, you just seem like

Yeah.

But ah ... so ...

- Talk to Tony and Leone.

'Cause they're going

So whether you want to stay

And get a lift back to Perth or

Okay.

- So alright?

- Sorry, but that's ...

Like I say, it's Peter's decision

So I just hope everything works

Sorry mate.

We going to the hospital,

Can you put the car on so I can

Canman.

- That we're fired.

Really?

Okay.

I don't even know why I'm sad.

You should stay here

I'm gonna miss Canman.

You shouldn't cry, you know.

And I have never been fired.

I'll look after you,

No more chocolate biscuits.

As a travel experience

Coolgardie doesn't

Not from me either.

Canman gets some stars from me.

Canman gets a lot of stars.

He's our friend.

I'm gonna cry again.

If I owned the pub

Give you two free beers

I would.

You can send me

When is your birthday?

24th of July.

- Ah, gonna miss you.

Will you go see Lina?

Yeah.

- Take care of her for me.

- Yeah.

- It was nice to meet you.

And thank you

That's alright.

- See ya.

- Look after yourself.

And what I need

probably about 25, 26.

Have you got anybody there?

- Hi.

I do think you two could be a good

Now the one that I would have

is actually in Coolgardie,

As long as you're up for

It's a relatively small town.

It's got a petrol station,

So we're here in Perth.

Kalgoorlie's here and then

So it's not going to be ...

You know, it's not Perth.