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Previously... Our boat is
sailing this afternoon.
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I thought you were
going tomorrow.
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You want to come
with us, don't you?
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Why would I want to when
our favourite cousin
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is coming to be our governess?
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Don't forget your grandmother
is in charge of the museum.
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What is that? It's a pyramidion.
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This is a whole
other level of magic.
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It must be contained.
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No, no, no!
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Theo! Henry!
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There you are.
Where's your sister?
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She went for a walk.
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I wanted to give
her a hug goodbye.
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We're out of time.
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The time spell!
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I'm sorry.
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I've got it! Quick, quick.
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CLANKING
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It worked.
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It's Grandad's journal.
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HENRY CLEARS THROAT
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HENRY COUGHS AND SNIGGERS
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GRANNY SIGHS
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Theodosia, such tardiness
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is hardly desirable.
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Still, that dress
is much more fitting
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for a child of your age than
those ragamuffin outfits
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your mother permits you to wear.
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Could do with a few more frills.
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GRANNY CLEARS THROAT
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There's no use moping.
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It's your own fault you
weren't there to say goodbye
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to your parents.
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It wasn't.
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If Henry hadn't
blundered into the...
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Never mind.
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Now, listen to me, both of you.
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Alistair and Henrietta may have
put up with your bad behaviour,
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but I most certainly will not.
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But we're not bad.
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- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, really?
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Let me refresh your memory.
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Theodosia Throckmorton.
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I asked you to tidy this room...
and you've done the exact opposite!
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Theo, honey, what
happened in here?
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The Anubis statue in the stores
came to life, trashed my room
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and escaped through that window.
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The child is beyond the pale.
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Sorry, I've got a
bit of an emergency.
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Can we please talk
punishment later? Thank you.
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I'll just... I'll
just take this.
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You know, don't want any loud
music disturbing Dad, do we?
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Extraordinary.
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Have you seen an Egyptian
staff about yea high?
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And hello to you, too, Theodosia.
You and your brother...
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Oh, shush, Granny!
This is important!
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Theo!
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Harold, what have you done?
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OK, maybe we're a bit bad.
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Hmm. We have a lot of work to do
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before your cousin,
Nigella, arrives.
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She has taught Japanese princes,
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she will expect high standards.
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I'll fetch my book on
manners and etiquette.
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Lessons? On a Sunday?
She's the worst.
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Found anything in
Grandad's journal?
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You can't stay
mad at me forever.
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Or maybe you can.
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This doesn't mean I've
forgiven you, Henry.
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Look, this entry is from 1855.
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He's digging at the Great Pyramid
and they have just found...
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It doesn't say.
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It's just a bunch of blank
pages and these faint marks.
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Maybe there's a secret message.
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Look, you're good
on hieroglyphs,
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but you know nothing
about spy stuff.
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It could have hidden
writing on it.
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No, no. Henry. Henry, don't.
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Stop that! Henry, put it...
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Trust me. Wha...? Henry!
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OK.
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Henry, stop!
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No, wait. You just need
to dab it off a bit.
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Stop. Why have you got
to ruin everything?
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Wax writing. See? I was right.
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It's in cuneiform. Babylonian
by the looks of it.
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So what's it say?
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Well, I've got no idea.
Henry, I can't read cuneiform.
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Hardly anyone can.
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Right, then, let's get started.
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GRANNY GASPS
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OK, we're bad.
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What on earth have you done?
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I leave you for two
minutes and this...
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You will not leave this room
until it is spotless! Am I clear?
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Ugh!
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DOOR SLAMS
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Hey. Where are you going?
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To find a spell that can help
me learn cuneiform real fast.
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Please, don't make more mess.
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Your spells don't
always go so well.
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There is no way.
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SHE GASPS
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You did use the staff on it,
didn't you? No, I didn't, I swear.
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I just cast a tiny spell
to make my plant grow.
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So why is it still growing?
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I don't know!
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Make form from the formless.
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She's back.
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She certainly is.
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Maybe not.
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I will have you know that
I'm getting better at magic.
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Oh, yeah? So what's the spell
for clearing up this ink?
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Let's see.
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Abracadab here, here and here.
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HENRY SIGHS
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BELL TOLLS
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The cheek of that man.
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Coming round, telling
us the rent is late,
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like it's our fault the
landlord keeps raising it.
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He is just doing his job.
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Where does he think we
live? Buckingham Palace?
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Don't worry, Mum.
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We'll find a way. We always do.
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What? You'll just magically
pull the solution from a hat?
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You never know, life
just might surprise you.
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Voila.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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For you, Mum.
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SHE SIGHS
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See you.
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Oi, you. They're looking for workers
at the laundry down the road.
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A young, strong lad like you
could get a job in a heartbeat.
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Here you go. Take one of these.
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Tell 'em Old Mick sent you.
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Thank you. There you go.
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Hey, are you looking
for a good day's pay?
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I've got some hard work for you.
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Let's try a wisdom spell,
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then I'll be clever
enough to read cuneiform.
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CLEARS THROAT
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Hear me, ancients.
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Thoth, God of Wisdom, grant
thine servant the wisdom of ages.
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SHE SIGHS
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Please don't be disgusting.
Please don't be disgusting.
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Put that down!
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THUD
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OLD WOMAN VOICE: Oh, no!
Look what you made me do!
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Oh, my voice. Ah, my hands!
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Ah!
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You shouldn't even be in here.
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Museum's closed on a Sunday,
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especially to
vandals. Come on. Out.
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Please, could you just let...
Ow! You don't understand.
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I just need to get... I just... If
you could just let me get over there
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and see... Oh! Oh!
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"Let this report show that
on this day, two feathers...
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"No, fields.
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"were sold to the merchant."
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I can read cuneiform!
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Wonderful. Can you read
the opening hours, too?
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You've been polishing that same
spot for nearly five minutes now.
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Er, yeah, about that,
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I... wanted to ask
about my wages.
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Is there any chance I
could perhaps, maybe...?
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ARTIE SIGHS, CLICKS TONGUE
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So you've heard
about me being broke.
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WILL LAUGHS
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Sorry, what?
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You know how it's been lately.
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You know, little things like
the place almost burning down
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can make running
a business tricky.
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- SCREAMING - It's
just like in my vision!
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Please tell me this
has a happy ending.
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The repairs cost me a fortune.
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I promise I'll do my best
to pay you this week, yeah.
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Thank you, Artie.
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So... there's no
chance of a raise?
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ARTIE LAUGHS
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Ah, good one, Will. You always
know how to cheer me up.
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How you doing, mate? All
right, what would you like?
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Some of this? Some of
the cake over there?
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Or chocolate cake? Oh, yeah,
chocolate cake. I like that. Yes!
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Theo, where are you?
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This ink's everywhere.
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Ow! Be careful.
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Ah! Ow!
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I know what you're doing. Come
on. It's absolutely ridiculous.
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Oh, will you be careful?
Come on. Out. Out. Ow!
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Ow! But you don't understand.
I need... Come on.
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Frills.
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Come on.
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I recognise that dress. Theo.
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All I need is just two minutes.
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Ah! I just... I just need to...
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Ah!
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Oh, listen... If
you could just...
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- Just.. No, please.
- KNOCKING ON DOOR
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- LOCK CLICKS -
Please don't...
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SHE SIGHS
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For you. Thank you.
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Ah, let me.
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Now, let me just put it
back where it came from.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Bravo!
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Excellent technique.
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I never saw the thumb tip once.
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You're a magician?
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00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,959
You might say that.
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Have you heard of something
called the Magic Circle?
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Of course. It's
my dream to join.
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Well, keep practising.
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Your magic could bring
you fame and fortune.
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Oh.
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Keep the change, as a tip.
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Thank you. My pleasure.
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Enjoy your cake.
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Thank you.
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The museum's closed.
Can't you read?
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Oh, I'm not here for the museum.
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I'm here to see
Great-Aunt Lavinia.
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And who's that when
they're at home?
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Lady Throckmorton.
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I'm her great-niece, Nigella.
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Welcome to our
humble establishment.
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Clive Fagenbush, assistant
curator, at your service.
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Here, let me take your bag.
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Why, thank you, Clive.
That'd be most kind.
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Oh, sorry. Books.
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Are you sure you'll be
OK with all the rest?
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All the rest?
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Mostly more books, I'm afraid.
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Will, you have to help me.
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Do I know you?
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It's me. Theo.
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Likely story. Only you're
about 50 years too old
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and Theo would never
wear something like that.
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Yeah, I wouldn't
believe me either.
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I cast a spell to get wisdom,
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and it worked by making me old.
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I can prove it's me.
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Remember the first time we met?
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Quick, throw me the ball.
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Before it disappears.
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How... How did you do that?
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Like I said, Miss... it's magic.
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00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,279
Well, where's the ball?
I've still got another go.
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What is that?
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OK, how did you do that?
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Ah, a magician never
reveals his tricks.
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I'm Will.
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And you are?
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DING!
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MUMMY CACKLES
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How did you do that?
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A gamer never
reveals her tricks.
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WILL LAUGHS
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OK, OK, I'm convinced.
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So, how smart are you?
261
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,839
What is the key of
Beethoven's 5th Symphony?
262
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,119
Ooh, I know - what's the
capital of Switzerland? It's...
263
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:53,239
Even better - what is 284 x 902?
264
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:59,919
C minor, Bern, 256,168.
265
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,239
But there's no time for that.
266
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:05,239
We need to get back into the museum
so I can read what Grandad wrote
267
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,080
and stop whatever bad
magic is in the pyramidion.
268
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,919
What?!
269
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,559
It's incredible.
270
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,879
OK, how many fingers
am I holding up?
271
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,959
I've got wisdom, Will,
not X-ray vision.
272
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,279
Come on!
273
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,680
SHE HUFFS
274
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,039
Great Uncle Harold's
collection is very impressive.
275
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:33,519
Indeed, although I'm sure you
saw things which were quite as
276
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,799
magnificent while
you were acting as
277
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,079
governess for those
Japanese princes.
278
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,479
You'd be amazed.
279
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,479
But I'm very happy
to be back here.
280
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,559
How are Theo and Henry?
281
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,000
- Ah.
- SHE CHUCKLES
282
00:14:45,003 --> 00:14:48,079
You will have your work cut out.
283
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,119
Following this
morning's debacle,
284
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,759
I've set them chores in the
family room as a punishment.
285
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,439
They are not to be disturbed
until they've finished.
286
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,919
That seems... firm.
287
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,239
Hm. I only hope you can instil
some sense in them, Nigella.
288
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,280
You were always such
a well-behaved child.
289
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,520
So different from your father.
290
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,439
Well, I shall try my best.
291
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:19,279
Oh, but, of course, you'll be
tired after your long journey.
292
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,720
I'll leave you to get some rest.
293
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,040
Perfect. Now, quick, get in.
294
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,439
"Donation of Minoan amphora.
295
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,000
"Must only be opened by
Henrietta Throckmorton."
296
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,959
All right. Let's get
you in the stores.
297
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,420
Oh, my...
298
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,879
HE GRUNTS
299
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,480
Oh, my God. Weighs a ton.
300
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,400
Right, Theo, what have
you gone and done now?
301
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,719
Henry.
302
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,240
Nigella.
303
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,799
I've been looking
everywhere for you.
304
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,919
Are you hiding from your granny?
305
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,879
N-No. She's not
with you, is she?
306
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,959
I hear you've been getting
in lots of trouble.
307
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,239
Me? Trouble? Never.
308
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,839
Well, almost never.
309
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,839
I did invent an amazing cleaning
machine that absolutely hated me.
310
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,719
SQUEAL
311
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,199
Saffy, no!
312
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,479
Stop, stop!
313
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,199
No, Saffy, please!
314
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,719
NIGELLA LAUGHS
315
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,519
Glad to see you
haven't changed a bit.
316
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,399
But you better
behave in my class.
317
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,199
I'll be good as gold.
318
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,359
Starting from now.
319
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,479
"Take her bags, Clive.
320
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,360
"Tea in the garden, Clive.
321
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,000
"Bring in the delivery, Clive."
322
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,119
I'm an assistant
curator, not a dogsbody.
323
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,879
Oh, my back is killing me.
324
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,360
HE BREATHES HEAVILY
325
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,039
DOOR OPENS
326
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,759
If he thinks his
back is killing him,
327
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,119
he should try sitting in
here for a few minutes.
328
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,519
He fell for your plan,
hook, line and sinker.
329
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,839
That was brilliant.
330
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,040
Now, let's get
out of this thing.
331
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,760
Oh, no. We're trapped!
332
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,120
Don't worry. We'll...
figure something out.
333
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,079
What if we don't?
334
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,759
You always have in the past.
335
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,999
You've gotten out of way
more dangerous things
336
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,879
than a wicker basket.
337
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,400
THEO SCREAMS
338
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,080
- SHE SIGHS - That
was different.
339
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,880
I had the Staff of Osiris.
340
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,399
But what if we can't get out?
341
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,399
What if I can't change myself
back from being an old lady?
342
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,319
We can still be friends.
343
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,559
You can teach me how to knit.
344
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,719
Just cos I'm old doesn't
mean I know the difference
345
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,480
between a stockinette
and a purl stitch.
346
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:19,199
Oh, wow! I really
do know everything.
347
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,240
SHE SIGHS Except how
to change myself back.
348
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,440
What a fabulous collection.
349
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,559
Do you think your parents would
mind if I borrowed a few of these?
350
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,639
Take whatever you
like, Theo always does.
351
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,039
Where is she? I
want to say hello.
352
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,079
She's, er... I'll go find her.
353
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,559
I'll come with you. No.
354
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,839
I'm supposed to be
cleaning up downstairs.
355
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,479
Can you keep Granny busy
while I go find Theo?
356
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,000
You better not be long.
357
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,239
Theo, are you there?
358
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,759
Henry!
359
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,639
Over here.
360
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,999
What are you doing in
there? Nigella's here.
361
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,919
You didn't tell her
about magic, did you?
362
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,119
Yeah, I told her all about it.
363
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,919
She can't wait to read your spell
book and meet the 60-year-old you.
364
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,159
You didn't! Of course I
didn't, I'm not an idiot.
365
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,199
She doesn't know a thing.
366
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,120
- SHE SIGHS - Hurry
up and let us out.
367
00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:12,799
OK, OK, keep your old hair on.
368
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,439
WILL LAUGHS
369
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,600
Oh, come on, that was funny.
370
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,519
Look, if I do this,
you have to forgive me
371
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,999
for you missing Mum
and Dad leaving.
372
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,639
We haven't got time for this.
373
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,919
I've got to find a spell to change
myself back before it's too late!
374
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,639
Yeah, fair enough.
375
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,159
HENRY GRUNTS
376
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,279
Blimey! How many of
you are in there?
377
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,880
Just get us out.
378
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,200
Oh, yeah.
379
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,479
I forgive you.
380
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,799
Yikes. I've seen
walnuts less wrinkly.
381
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,039
They're laughter lines
from your hilarious jokes.
382
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,920
May I give you a hand... Granny?
383
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,600
I'm old, Will, not incapable.
384
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,679
SHE GROANS
385
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,440
SHE SIGHS
386
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,680
OK.
387
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,359
Oh, dear me.
388
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,959
So, Nigella, just a
few more artefacts
389
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,719
I'd really like you to see.
390
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,359
Absolutely.
391
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,000
Nigella!
392
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,320
Nigella, do you know this woman?
393
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,759
Well, I'll, er... I'll grant
she has excellent dress sense,
394
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,959
but I've no idea who she is.
395
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,479
Me neither.
396
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,440
I've never seen her before...
397
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,239
Oh, wait. I know you.
398
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,959
My mistake. I'm
terrible with faces.
399
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,959
Well, Nigella, aren't you going
to introduce me to your friend?
400
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,999
Oh. I feel faint.
401
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,639
We need smelling salts.
402
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,039
But of course.
403
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,679
Clive!
404
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,119
Oh, where is he?
405
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,400
Clive!
406
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,359
So, what's going on here?
407
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,359
It's, uh... Well,
it's complicated.
408
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,479
Where's Theo?
409
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,839
She'll be here soon.
410
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,039
Hopefully.
411
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,880
Please, we could
really use your help.
412
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,359
All clear.
413
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,400
Perfect. Thanks, Nigella.
414
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,279
Madder roots crushed.
415
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,599
What's next?
416
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,000
Snail slime.
417
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,039
Did you know that snails can
sleep for up to three years?
418
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,319
HENRY AND WILL: There's no
time for that now, Theo.
419
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,399
Any progress on the cuneiform?
420
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,399
Just... about... done.
421
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,959
Oh, dear.
422
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,639
It's nothing but
garbled nonsense.
423
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,159
It must be written in code.
424
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,559
Grandad really didn't
want anybody reading this.
425
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,639
OK, then, hurry up and
turn yourself back already.
426
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,719
Granny could be here any second.
427
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,080
Pennywort.
428
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,079
And the cup pieces.
429
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,120
And that should be the lot.
430
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,599
Hear me, ancients.
431
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,919
GRANNY: Where on earth
can they have gone?
432
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,439
Nigella?
433
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,360
KNOCKS ON DOOR, CLEARS THROAT
434
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,719
Nigella!
435
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,919
CLEARS THROAT
436
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,159
Oh, where is everyone?
437
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:56,160
Across the sands,
thine will be undone.
438
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,999
THEY LAUGH
439
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,280
Theo?
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